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June 30, 2008

John Oates to Reunite with ~~Darryl Hall~~ His Mustache to ~~Record Album~~ Fight Crime
— Ace

The blogospheric anthropomorphization of John Bolton's Mustache may (but probably won't) result in a TV series.

"In a cartoon setting, the mustache has its own personality," Oates says from Aspen, Colo., where he's finishing his latest solo album....
The pilot, which Primary Wave estimates will be between six and 10 minutes long, is being storyboarded, and the aim is to have it completed in the next two months. It will portray Oates opening a new wing of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame that focuses on mustachioed musicians.
Suddenly, a dying David Crosby appears and with his last breath warns Oates of a mysterious secret group of mustache wearers bent on killing other mustache wearers. As actor Tom Selleck attempts to escape from the latest murder scene, Oates summons his own mustache with a fist pump that simultaneously changes his clothes from conservative attire to pink pants and white boots.

Thanks to MattM.

Posted by: Ace at 12:47 PM | Comments (21)
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1 So does this mean Tom Selleck is one of the murderers? What a coincidence, that the most visible conservative in Hollywood is portrayed as a murder. Given his membership in the NRA, I sure hope they show him clinging to a gun too.

Posted by: Steve Skubinna at June 30, 2008 01:57 PM (nyHxK)

2 I have to admit that I totally missed the ground swell of public opinion demanding a John Oates and his mustache themed cartoon.

Posted by: DrewM at June 30, 2008 05:03 PM (hlYel)

3 John Oates moustache should fight Tom Cruise's beard.

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at June 30, 2008 05:33 PM (NWFxC)

4 John Oates moustache should fight Tom Cruise's beard.

You mean Katie Holmes?

Posted by: runninrebel at June 30, 2008 05:36 PM (0n9wc)

5 Sara is, like, totally not smiling.

Posted by: jmflynny at June 30, 2008 05:42 PM (IhkE+)

6 Why?

Posted by: Iblis at June 30, 2008 05:52 PM (9221z)

7 "One on one I want to play that game tonight. . ."

That was one ghey mustache (NTTIAWWT)!

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at June 30, 2008 05:52 PM (1Ts/k)

8 How do you spell "muh-stash"?

A. mustache
B. moustache
C. F*** off (2 points)
D. I'm Darryl Hall, thanks for rubbing it in

Posted by: sandy burger at June 30, 2008 06:17 PM (VC56G)

9 It's so strange to see one's last name flashed about I did a double take. Ah, not me.

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10 "The Tick" did it.

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