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August 17, 2008

It's Almost Like Something Unusual is Poised to Happen in Denver
— Gabriel Malor

Is Mother Earth trying to tell them something?

H/t WattsUpWithThat?

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 03:45 PM | Comments (54)
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1 Hmm, Looks like Global Cooling!

Posted by: CDR M at August 17, 2008 03:48 PM (TJoU6)

2 Good place to drill too. Circle marks the spot?

Posted by: CDR M at August 17, 2008 03:48 PM (TJoU6)

3 A bunch of hippies, terrorist apologists, Communists, Anarchists, Socialists. What could possibly go wrong? However, I am from Buffalo, and every time Hillary Clinton comes to down it becomes dark and frigid, so it might just be that.

Posted by: BrokGrowBarRock at August 17, 2008 03:49 PM (GEVSM)

4 Gore must be speaking.

Posted by: harrison at August 17, 2008 03:50 PM (Gv4O0)

5 Look for the Signs of his coming.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at August 17, 2008 03:52 PM (1Ug6U)

6 I see Rove is playing with the weather machine again.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at August 17, 2008 03:52 PM (6L459)

7 Would be funny to get snow during the convention while they talk about global warming. I love when that happens.

Posted by: lorien1973 at August 17, 2008 03:56 PM (fE4SP)

8 The "Recreate '68" folks think that this means they are supposed to smoke more pot!

Posted by: Ron at August 17, 2008 04:01 PM (L1Sp3)

9 Morons. The Dems lost in 1968.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at August 17, 2008 04:05 PM (6L459)

10 Gabe, I think I see the sign. It does look like a purple O opening over Denver. Would this count as Purple Rain?

Posted by: CDR M at August 17, 2008 04:05 PM (TJoU6)

11 OK, it looks like a Blue O. Definitely a sign of Sen O.

Posted by: CDR M at August 17, 2008 04:07 PM (TJoU6)

12 Denver has never had snow in August. But I don't recall many years when we've had snow in the mountains this early in the year, either. Goodness knows, we've had the rainfall over the past few days to support snow, now if we can just get the temperature down by about fifteen degrees in the next week. (It was in the forties last night.) City Park is fairly exposed, I'm sure it's uncomfortable there when it's wet and cold.

Short range, I'd love it if it snowed during the convention. Long range, I'd like it to wait until late October. It seems that the years we have early snows, the winters are fairly mild, and I like there to be at least a couple of snows where we can't leave the house for a couple of days.

Posted by: Alice H at August 17, 2008 04:11 PM (jRtPb)

13 And the Goracle shall speaketh at the consecration of our Messiah...

Posted by: monkeyfan at August 17, 2008 04:19 PM (cEE8N)

14 That many libs in one place not only lowers IQs, but apparently temperatures as well.

Posted by: AC at August 17, 2008 04:20 PM (Kk9Xt)

15 Although now that I think about it, there's no way it will snow here during the convention. Too much hot air.

Posted by: Alice H at August 17, 2008 04:26 PM (jRtPb)

16 Is Al Gore in town?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 17, 2008 04:55 PM (0+Ggj)

If it snows during the Messiah's grand stadium speech, I will have to start going to church after 40 years of getting along without it just fine. It will be a sign. Not to mention a fucking hoot!

Okay God, I'm not too proud to grovel here. Name your required sacrifice to get the False One dumped on, and I'm sure the moronosphere can step up to it.

Posted by: sherlock at August 17, 2008 05:00 PM (ojW85)

18 Hmmmm.

Ok I'm laughing.

I almost don't care what happens. I know something will happen for certain.

Posted by: memomachine at August 17, 2008 05:23 PM (3PLow)

19 Hell is freezing over

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at August 17, 2008 05:29 PM (R7LgM)

<Bill_Clinton_Voice_On>

Well, Hillary is speaking aint she... places she goes can get pretty darn cold. After all these years of "marriage", I should know, trust me on this one.

<Bill_Clinton_Voice_Off>

Posted by: AndrewsDad at August 17, 2008 05:34 PM (bSdbt)

21
Conditions are gathering for the perfect storm of stupid.

Posted by: Ronsonic at August 17, 2008 05:40 PM (ywSvi)

The Rocky Mountain News has mentioned the possibility of "cold and wet" for the night of O's annointment at Invesco Field... but forecasting the weather here is more about casting the rune-sticks than science so we'll see. I'll be down there on Tuesday for the people show, and staying upwind when the tear gas flies.... anyone else on this list o' morons gonna be there?

Posted by: Neffi at August 17, 2008 05:43 PM (+Q0+O)

23 Anybody have a schedule of the riots?

Posted by: grc at August 17, 2008 05:50 PM (Rfu4W)

24 Maybe it's one of those vortexes from space like in 'Day After Tomorrow'...

Posted by: dave at August 17, 2008 06:10 PM (ZJ2jL)

25 Gore must be speaking.

No no, if Gore were speaking there'd be much more hot air.

Posted by: Lincoln at August 17, 2008 06:18 PM (ExJZV)

26 Hey, "The Iceberg" must already be in town.

Posted by: Nice Deb at August 17, 2008 06:32 PM (rpUFK)

27 Clearly, this is not the Denver that I knew.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 17, 2008 06:54 PM (Le/vt)

"The Iceberg"

That picture is strangely "chilling".

Posted by: gebrauchshund at August 17, 2008 07:00 PM (pY77a)

29 Hell freezing over?? (No offense Denverites)

Posted by: Denise at August 17, 2008 08:15 PM (Mt4OE)

Look at the U.S. temperatures on that map carefully. (The Canadian temperatures don't count. They're a bunch of godless heathens, anyway.)

If the U. S. low temperature of 65 is subtracted from the U.S. high temperature of 90, the remainder is 25. If 25 is then added to the sum of all the U.S. temperatures on that map, and the new sum is divided by 2, the resulting number is:

666

Pretty frickin' scary if you ask me.

Posted by: SlaveDog at August 17, 2008 08:28 PM (6Gy0q)

31 President Bush is playing around with the weather machine again. He's such a practical joker.

Posted by: Conservative Belle at August 17, 2008 09:05 PM (r0SN0)

32 Um, morans, would you please fucking support Ace of Spades' goddamn, mother-humping mission to out-swear the left?

And I blame climate change^_TM for the change in climate.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at August 17, 2008 09:11 PM (QaVQ6)

33 It's just the wet spot where Rove finished up with Gaia ....

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 17, 2008 09:29 PM (iq+6L)

Shit, fuck, cocksucker.

Met my quota for today.

Posted by: Don Carne at August 17, 2008 09:57 PM (wSNS7)

Fuck fuck fuck fuckity-fuck.

Better?

tmi3rd

Posted by: tmi3rd at August 17, 2008 10:08 PM (Gz0u5)

Actually guys, it's cold in Denver cause my wife's gonna be there.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 17, 2008 10:15 PM (btpzp)

Pretty frickin' scary if you ask me.

O.K., sorry.

Way fucking scary if you fucking ask me.

Howzat?

Posted by: SlaveDog at August 17, 2008 10:15 PM (6Gy0q)

38 I thought I felt a disturbance in the force. I think Darth Hilary is about to make her move.

Posted by: Neuromancer at August 17, 2008 10:31 PM (GDOa/)

Yeah that was a hell of a heat wave we just had. But that's how the seasons change out here- one day it's 90°, the next day you're wearing a ski jacket. I hope there's another three-day deluge when The One comes to town. Them damn hippies need a bath.

I hate hippies.

Posted by: Jones at August 17, 2008 11:26 PM (VkNlv)

40 So we all know early who Obama's VP choice is.

Posted by: ghy at August 18, 2008 12:02 AM (8jYMc)

41 Neffi, I'll be down there taking pictures.

Posted by: Alice H at August 18, 2008 03:38 AM (jRtPb)

42 It's Mother Nature's attempt to keep that part of the world from baking when the Dems show up and start unleashing all that hot air.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at August 18, 2008 03:45 AM (1hM1d)

Looks like a six to me.

Anyone know where the other two have appeared?

Posted by: captkidhussseiney at August 18, 2008 04:10 AM (TVjed)

Weird phenomenon in Denver--a really high proportion of white, young, homeless kids. Noticed it last year when I was out there to join the wife after a convention she managed. Walking down the street, we enjoyed the comparatively relaxed atmosphere (didn't see a suit for blocks), but did see a bunch of scruffy panhandlers who looked like suburb-raised college kids sans money/shower/clean clothes. Every city has a few, but Denver seemed to have a lot of them.

Strange.

Posted by: railwriter at August 18, 2008 04:59 AM (nwEiU)

45 Hilarious. Mr. Freeze is coming to town.

Posted by: lauraw at August 18, 2008 06:50 AM (DbybK)

46 Rove, you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: GarandFan at August 18, 2008 07:16 AM (eJ32B)

47

Barry simply likes his weather a little on the cool side.

Posted by: Rev Dr The Man E Buzz Fucking Fuck Off Fuck at August 18, 2008 08:02 AM (sf4Oe)

48 Obama-Gore 08

or

Al-Hillary 08

Depends on whose thugs win the floor fight.

Posted by: Marvin at August 18, 2008 09:41 AM (3RiKk)

49 Normally it doesn't snow in Denver at this time of year. CPT Charles did the research & showed it to me. However, there is always a first time, and history sometimes has a real knack for the well-timed bitchslap. If the convention covereage people feel obliged to wither snark about the bad weather, or try to deny it in the best tradition of Baghdad Bob, our triumph will be complete.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 18, 2008 12:15 PM (fenBi)

50 Now if it snows today in denver will they blame it on GLOBAL WARMING i mean this has been happening since the day the earth was created and tell continue to decades

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