June 29, 2005

I'm Not A Scientologist, But...
— Ace

Here's the thing. Well, two things.

Kelly Preston is f'n' hot. Not just hot, but cute-hot, the best kind of hot.

Tom Cruise (and John Travolta, etc.) really believe in this newish sci-fi based religion of theirs.

So.

Yes, it's all sort of weird. And yes, weirdness makes for good humor. But... I just see a lot of people taking shots at Scientology. Is it a goofy and strange religion? Yes, but to outsiders, most religions are goofy and strange, aren't they? There are few religions that don't have some "Oh, you can't be possibly be serious" aspects to them.

Noah's Ark, anyone?

Christians and devout Jews get knocked around a lot for their beliefs. I'm just not sure it's proper for people of faith -- and faithless people who sympathize with people of fatih, like me -- to do too much bashing of a religion, even if, and let's be honest, the religion in question is goofier than most.

I'm not nearly the fan of Tom Cruise that, say, Rosie O'Donnell, um, is. But the guy has some strong beliefs; he's pretty honest about them; the rest of the world thinks he's a kook, and isn't shy about saying so.

I know a lot of religious people resent being thought of as "kooks" just because they believe in some implausible stuff.

Anyway, parodies like this and
snarks like this are fun and all, but I just wonder if we shouldn't give Scientologists a bit of a break.

Let's say one thing: They really aren't hurting anyone. No one has ever, to my knowledge, killed or bombed in the name of L. Ron Hubbard.

The anti-psychiatry and anti-psychiatric-medication thing? Sort of a useful critique, if obviously extremist. (Tom, I need klonopin, and I assure you that vitamins will not cure me of chronic panic attacks... I've tried that.) But still-- essentially a harmless religion.

I guess part of the reason this bothers me is that the politically-correct liberal establishment has deemed it proper and safe to bash believing Christians, which is annoying and smugly superior and hostile to people of faith.

Scientologists seem to have been similarly deemed by almost everyone to be fair targets for derision.

I just don't like that sort of herd-mentality. It's a bit too fourth-grade, where kids figure out whom the fourth-grade collective has deemed it proper to pick on and bully.

And Yes... I know it's really, really weird. I strongly suspect L. Ron Hubbard created it as a very large (and amazingly successful) ironic point about religion, a grand practical joke to demonstrate that any set of somewhat-irrational and implausible premises, combined with a bit of psychic reassurance about one's place in the cosmos, could become a "religion."

And he did it with a bit Lovecraftian flair. Lovecraft introduced (or popularized, I guess) the odd twentieth-century cosmos and science-fiction tropes into the horror genre, with Fungi from Yuggoth (better known as Pluto) taking the place of werewolves and such. And it was weird at first -- shouldn't something supernatural be, well, ancient and having to do with castles and scrolls and such rather than interdimensional space-mead? -- and Hubbard similarly introduced "cutting edge" techonogy (well, cutting edge nineteen fiftees technology, like a modified polygraph called an "e-meter") and sci-fi tropes into his invented religion.

Very odd. I'll give you that. "Thetans" and such-- weird stuff. Weirder than ghosts and angels, because at least we're accustomed (even if irreligious) to the idea of ghosts and agnels.

But still. Whether it was a scam or collosal joke at first, it's a genuine religion now, it seems, at least to its believers. Maybe we ought to be more forgiving of daffy, though harmless, beliefs.

I Sit Corrected: Apparently it's not true they're not harming anyone.

Thanks to Master of None.

And Allah reminds me of the nasty attempts to silence critics of Scientology.

There may be some, um, light brainwashing going on.

I guess I'm now not really sure of my point. Except perhaps to say that even if one believes this "church" is corrupt and a gigantic scam, the church itself should be the object of derision, not its (assumedly duped) adherents.

Okay... A bit off-the-cuff, I guess. Hey, it happens. I shot my mouth off a little too quickly, forgetting the stuff I'd previously heard about and not bothering to do a google search.

But Tom Cruise and John Travolta seem, to me, to be basically good people. They don't seem to get into trouble.

And, let me repeat something we can all agree on: Kelly Preston is f'n' hhhhot.

If they're dupes, they're dupes, and therefore innocent. I assume they're not part of the conspiracy, at least not in a conscious way.

How Many Ways Can I Say "I Erred"?: Yes, cult, and not harmless.

Kind of off the subject but... Mormonism is still considered a cult by many as well. And-- I just think this is interesting -- it seems to include science-fiction tropes too. Retro-sci-fi, you understand; the "sci-fi" of the 1870's or whenever. Kind of Ambrose Bierce-ish retro sci-fi.

Although I've got to say I know nothing about The Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints (kid's voice: The Mormons!) except what I know from that vicious South Park episode.

It Gets Worse And Worse: Lots of interesting, and alarming, stuff in the comments.

Posted by: Ace at 10:33 AM | Comments (91)
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1 As far as I know you don't have to spend upwards of three quarters of a million dollars to find out Xenu did it in other religions. In fact I think most religions give shit away for free.

Posted by: Ken J at June 29, 2005 10:37 AM (lIVm5)

2 "They really aren't hurting anyone."

Lisa McPherson

Posted by: Master of None at June 29, 2005 10:39 AM (2c7xL)

3 The tithing is a wee bit excessive. Far more than passing the collection plate.

And they actually hypnotize people and gradually, gradually pull them deeper in with more and more outrageous suggestions.

Nobody gets told about the aliens that live in their ass right away.
They need $20K and a whole lot of brainwashing exercises first.

They break into government offices...hold people against their will...have people take out mortgages so they can get the cash...

Then, OK, yeah, its just like Sunday School.

Posted by: lauraw at June 29, 2005 10:39 AM (rZE27)

4 squirrel alert!!!!

Posted by: at June 29, 2005 10:43 AM (Gi7oA)

5 Sounds like a good thing Janet Reno didn't find out about these people.

Posted by: spongeworthy at June 29, 2005 10:45 AM (uSomN)

6 I can agree about the Kelly Preston part.

Back in the day she was right there with that girl from "Escape from Witch Mountain."

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at June 29, 2005 10:45 AM (qVW/J)

7 ACE - Just in case you didn't know: There's a fucking war!

PS - Grammy yenta said that cousin Efram quit crack and went to work for cousin Yankel in his shoe store in Flushing.

Posted by: 72 FLYING MONKEYS at June 29, 2005 10:45 AM (dhRpo)

8 "In the end, money is what Scientology is all about."

When I was an intern at Time, the staffers there told me that they used to get calls periodically from people posing as telemarketers or whatever asking for the home address of Richard Behar, the reporter on the Scientology story.

Posted by: Allah at June 29, 2005 10:45 AM (X3QeK)

9 Any religion that keeps its beliefs secret - not just from the public at large, but from its own members (i.e., you have to pay a lot of money, and be deemed "acceptable" in some way, to receive secrets relating to the next level) is suspect.

For a religion to deserve any sort of respect, it has to be willing to share all of its beliefs, all of its texts / documents, and allow anyone to come and witness any of its rites / ceremonies / sermons. When a "religion" is unwilling to do that, and keeps secrets, it is automatically suspect. Why keep the "truth" a secret? If it's good for people, why hide it?

Posted by: Vanilla Thunder at June 29, 2005 10:46 AM (JFj6P)

10 Ace, if you think Scientology is just another weird cult, check out Operation Clambake. The treatment that CoS gives to its celebrity members differs substantially from the treatment other members get. The CoS is less a church and more like the Mafia. (Only, you know, with alien gods and psychokinetic energy instead of cannoli.)

I just can't take a religion started by L. Ron Hubbard seriously; if I have to base my whole system of belief on the writings of a sci fi author, I'm going with Robert Heinlein.

Posted by: Monty at June 29, 2005 10:46 AM (8K26L)

11 Not so sure they really aren't hurting anyone, that we should give them the whole 'Whatever you wanna believe, it's all good." EZ pass.

You ever read that Time magazine article on them? Gives a good background on the 'church,' it's tactics and all. Right here.

They're not just a bunch of wacky (but ultimately lloveable) scifi nerds who've taken their 'zany' beliefs a llittle too far.

Posted by: Guy Dupree at June 29, 2005 10:47 AM (kUNrb)

12 I see Allah beat me to the Time article. Anyway, read it. Especially the end, what they tried to pull on the reporter.

Posted by: Guy Dupree at June 29, 2005 10:49 AM (kUNrb)

13 Hmm, am I the only one who sees a distinct difference between believing in the supernatural and believing in azz-invading aliens?

Yah, there are a lot of crazy beliefs out there, but come ON, seriously, have we lost the ability to unequivocally state that SOME beliefs are, in fact, more whack than others?

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck at June 29, 2005 10:50 AM (qF8q3)

14 I admit more whack, yes.

It's weird stuff.

Posted by: ace at June 29, 2005 10:51 AM (sYxc4)

15 I just can't take a religion started by L. Ron Hubbard seriously; if I have to base my whole system of belief on the writings of a sci fi author, I'm going with Robert Heinlein.

Well, I can just grok the he** out of that!

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck at June 29, 2005 10:52 AM (qF8q3)

16 Ace, I agree with you about the fourth-grade mentality. I think a lot of people are picking on Tom Cruise and Scientology for the wrong reasons.

Having said that, I genuinely believe that Scientology is a harmful cult.

Posted by: SJKevin at June 29, 2005 10:53 AM (Sw8Cn)

17 You don't know the half of it. Seriously. Go here, www.xenu.net. Its THE page for the inside scoop on scientology. For starters, read the Time cover story. Then read about everything the author of that story went through after that. Then click on just about any other link on xenu.net and see if you still consider them to be harmless.

Cults are a nasty little corner of the world. Lives are ruined and families are torn apart. Its the lucky ones that only lose some money.

Posted by: Zuke at June 29, 2005 10:59 AM (PJ4Iq)

18 Scientology means "peace" in Arabic

Posted by: at June 29, 2005 11:00 AM (Gi7oA)

19 Damn, I need to type faster.

Posted by: Zuke at June 29, 2005 11:01 AM (PJ4Iq)

20 Seeing snark about religion coming from someone like K-Lo in the Corner seems funny at first, and normally I would agree with your post completely, but Scientology seems like an exception to the "wierd beliefs but harmless" idea. Not just strange, but possibly dangerous.

At my college they set up one of their "Scientology Centers" right across the street from the campus. They tried to lure students in with ads for "Free Personality Tests" and "Now Hiring." The few people that actually went in there were asked for tons of personal information and harrassed if they left. They have defintaly crossed the line into cult from what I can tell.

Posted by: brak at June 29, 2005 11:05 AM (OuLOj)

21 Also, it seems like they only went for the "religion" angle when the "philosophy self-help" angle didn't work and they needed the tax exempt status.

Posted by: brak at June 29, 2005 11:07 AM (OuLOj)

22 Ace, I don't consider "dupes" to be entirely innocent, particularly when it comes to religious beliefs. There is a point, rather there MUST be a point, where you become responsible for your beliefs whether they're true or false. A religion is nothing without followers, and simply by being followers these actors are accountable for lending Scientology some credibility and lots of publicity when it deserves neither.

Also, these people are adults and they're not retarded, so they've consciously made a choice to believe what they believe. I don't see that as being duped, it's more like wilful ignorance, for which I cut them no slack.

But you're nicer than I am.

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck at June 29, 2005 11:10 AM (qF8q3)

23 I actually like Cruise's general level of intensity and enthusiasm; I don't really care about his personal beliefs. I also think that there are some extremely valid criticisms that could be aimed against psychiatry, overuse of medication, etc.

I put up a post making fun of Cruise simply because of the equisite irony of him choosing to take the "pseudoscience" line of attack, considering his own beliefs.

Posted by: Hubris at June 29, 2005 11:13 AM (PwC+V)

24 One of the best scams they have pulled is the 1-800 anti-cult hotline.

They bankrupted that organization and took it over. So, you call the anti-cult hotline...and you get scientologists!

Posted by: lauraw at June 29, 2005 11:15 AM (rZE27)

25 I found some Golden Plates on my back yard yesterday. You wouldn't believe what they said!

Posted by: at June 29, 2005 11:17 AM (Gi7oA)

26 I found some Golden Plates on my back yard yesterday. You wouldn't believe what they said!

Oh, those are mine. I know, you'd think I'd keep better track of them after all the trouble they caused last time.

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck at June 29, 2005 11:22 AM (qF8q3)

27 What with gays being the new Jews and all how about Scientologists step up and become the new gays? They already dress pretty well.

Posted by: planetmoron at June 29, 2005 11:24 AM (X4GxM)

28 Scoff at their ability to master time and space all you will, but they've been able to secure Jenna Elfman's employment in Hollywood. For that reason alone, I am terrified of them and believe they should be denied 1st Amendment protection.

Posted by: Jack Wilkie at June 29, 2005 11:25 AM (kUNrb)

29 Alarming and disturbing book about Mormon extremism... "Under the Banner of Heaven" by Jon Krakauer (the same guy who wrote "Into Thin Air").

Couldn't put it down.

Posted by: Chad at June 29, 2005 11:25 AM (tbq53)

30 Ace, I kind of understand where you're coming from -- I felt the same way during the whole Branch Davidian fiasco in Waco, TX several years ago. There were rumors of child abuse, illegal firearms, and so on, but nothing concrete. It's pretty clear that David Koresh was a nut, but the world is full of them, and as long as the other people in the compound were fellow nuts who were there of their own free will, I don't see what right the gub'mint had to go in there.

Still, I think the Scientology thing is different not just in degree from religious creeds like the Branch Davidians, but in kind. It's not a religious creed in any traditional sense of the term, nor is it a philosophy as some might call Confucianism or Zen Buddhism. It's little more than a confidence game engineered specifically to separate credulous chumps from their money (a practice at which it excels). As much as I venerate the freedom of individuals to practice whatever creed or belief that satisfies their spiritual yearnings (or practice none at all), I think that Scientology should be RICO'ed out of existence.

Posted by: Monty at June 29, 2005 11:26 AM (8K26L)

31 I can sympathize somewhat with the original point about not mocking Cruise's beliefs, having been raised Mormon. My family joined the religion in 1851, when I was too young to have an opinion on the matter, and I'm not much of a believer these days. But I'm familiar with the amount of snark people can get for having "weird" beliefs, and I do think to a large extent all religions are equally irrational, judged from any perspective other than their own. None of which lets the Scientologists or anyone else off the hook for financial shenanigans, brainwashing, child molesting, etc.

On the Mormonism-as-science-fiction question, you might be interested to know that the original "Battlestar Galactica" series was written by a Mormon (haven't googled to find his name), and the storyline incorporates huge chunks of Mormon theology. The same is true, to a lesser extent, for the Ender's Game series, written by Mormon Orson Scott Card.

Posted by: utron at June 29, 2005 11:27 AM (CgIkY)

32 Well, personally I worship the God-Emperor Leto Atreides II. I mean, c'mon! The guy turned himself into a sandworm for us! Shai-hulud!

Posted by: Enas Yorl at June 29, 2005 11:28 AM (t5jXv)

33 They've italicized us! They've italicized us! Cheese it, everybody!

Posted by: Jack wilie at June 29, 2005 11:28 AM (kUNrb)

34 I'm not going to beat on them, but I'm not going to call them a religion, either. I live in the belly of the beast. They target people for conversion. They are litigious as hell.

The upside is that you do see a lot of B actors coming and going from the "hospitality" centers. And if you are a professional in any capacity, one will undoubtedly befriend you.

Posted by: at June 29, 2005 11:30 AM (GTEGk)

35 Well all the Mormons I have known have been great people, and even though they love to convert people, they usually aren't too bad about leaving you alone if you say no. Sure some of their beliefs seem strange to Christians (Godhead thing) or anyone (underwear thing) but they are also overwhelmingly Republican. Extra points for that.

Posted by: brak at June 29, 2005 11:31 AM (OuLOj)

36 Ace, the rank and file wear a lot of different funny uniforms. That, in and of itself, makes them subject to derision.

Posted by: at June 29, 2005 11:34 AM (GTEGk)

37 I'm a Frisbyterian.

We believe that when you die your soul goes up on the roof and you can't get it down.


That's not real whack, is it?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 29, 2005 11:35 AM (pzen5)

38 On a slightly related note.... Are the hare krishnas and the moonies still doing business? What are their numbers?

There was a period during the early '90's when I lived in Denver that the Unification Church (the Moonies) seemed to be into everything. You'd see them everywhere: at the airport, standing on street corners, running little hard-sell "clinics" to get people to convert. I went back around 1999 and didn't see any Moonies during the whole trip, not even at the airport.

Did the CoS buy them out, or what?

Posted by: Monty at June 29, 2005 11:38 AM (8K26L)

39 oh, and I think you have an open italics tag




loose shit

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 29, 2005 11:42 AM (pzen5)

40 http://www.clambake.org/archive/books/apobs/

Read "A Piece of Blue Sky" by Jon Atack. All you'll ever need to know about Hubbard and Scientology.

Posted by: Barbwire Mike at June 29, 2005 11:48 AM (Lfdoe)

41 Hey, what's the deal?

You can't tell me only Ace and I are worshippers of the Fungi from Yuggoth?

They don't make cults like they used to.

Ace, as a fellow traveler, I need a command read from you: is it okay to worship Cthulhu mythos inhabitants NOT revealed by Lovecraft? 'Cause I'd really hate to lose my Glaaki-worship on the account of a technicality.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at June 29, 2005 11:48 AM (y1hCN)

42 Did you hear the one about John Travolta telling Jerry Lewis that he wouldn't appear on the
"Jerry's Kids" telethon because the kids had little degraded beings in the back of their necks? That's what scientology teaches.

Posted by: at June 29, 2005 11:54 AM (GTEGk)

43 ace, if you want to join a cult, join that one where they wear orange and rasberry colored clothes, a photo of some swami around their neck, and they fuck like bunnies. I think you might like that.

Posted by: at June 29, 2005 11:57 AM (GTEGk)

44 More on Mormonism:

"The Mormon Murders" - yes, the title is a bit sensational, but the book has a lot of information on the workings of the higher levels of church administration.

More on L. Ron Hubbard:

His FBI file

Posted by: at June 29, 2005 12:00 PM (Pt3Le)

45 Sure some of their beliefs seem strange to Christians (Godhead thing) or anyone (underwear thing)I don't know anything about Mormonism. What does this mean?

Posted by: at June 29, 2005 12:03 PM (rGBYl)

46 Ace, I hope you don't mind, I went in and closed your tags.

You can thank me later.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at June 29, 2005 12:12 PM (y1hCN)

47 brak, do you go to UT?

Posted by: canuck at June 29, 2005 12:15 PM (tUAzZ)

48 Good job on the fact check Dan...

Posted by: Eric at June 29, 2005 12:15 PM (+QtyT)

49 Yeah I did. That Scientology center is still there too.

Google can answer the Mormonism questons. It's intersting stuff.

Posted by: brak at June 29, 2005 12:18 PM (OuLOj)

50 Heh. Larry Niven could come up with a better religion than Hubbard any day of the week.

But the best religion would no doubt come from Douglas Adams.

Posted by: Iblis at June 29, 2005 12:41 PM (9221z)

51 Dave in Texas - Frisbyterian! It was entirely too quiet in this set of offices for me to laugh out loud that, well, loudly!!

And I agree that Cruise et al. are doing quite a bit of harm by touting this shite. Some people are really gullible, ya know?

Posted by: compos mentis at June 29, 2005 12:55 PM (uCHTx)

52 I have no comment to make on Scientology, as I what little I 'know' about it comes from hearsay.

Speaking as an active Latter-day Saint, and having already seen two very silly books about my church recommended in the comments, well, hey - here's a link for y'all. You know, just for a little balance.

Good Lord - sometimes trolling through these posts is like being Jewish and seeing people recommending "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion" as "good source material."

And, brak - who the hell uses Google for a serious look at anything these days? Besides lazy journalists, that is?

Okay - gotta go. I forgot to light the incense on my bedroom Cthulhu shrine this morning, and my third 15-year-old wife ain't gonna marry herself, if'n you know what I mean, cause the other two sure ain't gonna help, bein' all uppity like wives get and them two not even out of their teens yet.

And you thought being in a cult was easy.

Posted by: ccwbass at June 29, 2005 12:59 PM (xjqFO)

53 About 18 years ago, I was in the Air Force, and a coworker (who had coincidentally just inherited a load of money) fell in with the Scientoloyg folks. He did have some issues, no question. But they took over $10K and three months of his life and left him worse than before.

Also, is there any truth to the rumor that Hubbard started COS as a result of a bet with Arthur C. Clarke? Evidently, the bet was that he could start a religion based upon an imaginative made-up premise.

Posted by: F15C at June 29, 2005 01:05 PM (rTvRy)

54 ccwbass- I recommended Google b/c a search on that will pull up both pro-Mormon and anti-Mormon websites, and they can make up their own mind

Posted by: brak at June 29, 2005 01:09 PM (OuLOj)

55 Assuming your point for a moment about tolerance of innocent believers/dupes/ whatever, what makes these particular believers stand out and subject to derision is the whole celebrity status religion thing. Like Madonna & the gang's Kabbalah Centre stuff. I think your argument might fly better if it were just Joe Blow hyping these religions or "religions." Instead we have celebrities from whom we have already grown weary of hearing how we should live, eat, and vote. Now they need their own special religions because the others are just too pedestrian?

Really just the same reasons everyone was looking forward to the Huffington Post until it proved a dissapointment.

Posted by: Valentine at June 29, 2005 01:15 PM (gIIfU)

56 Point taken, re: Google.

But one really should approach with a "buyer beware" attitude as the ratio "informed:uninformed" leans heavily in "uninformed's" favor, and this is true for both pro and con.

Posted by: ccwbass at June 29, 2005 01:18 PM (xjqFO)

57 ccwbass -

I had brought up that book for a reason. This thread kinda delved into the fascets of religion(s) causing harm to people and being that someone brought Mormonism into the topic, I immediately thought of that book. Please note that I did specify that it was about Mormon extremsim.

I have had the pleasure of working closely with a couple Mormons and in getting to know them and their families, I have decided that they are probably some of the most morally sound and good people I have ever met.

From what I learned from them, the background on how Mormonism came to be was fairly accurately portrayed in "Under...".

I have nothing against any religion. Believe what you want to believe. Let me do the same. My problem starts when people take it too far or too literally to the detriment (and sometimes death) of others.

Posted by: Chad at June 29, 2005 01:19 PM (tbq53)

58 compos, I wish I could remember the name of the comedian who did that joke... goes back to the 70s -

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 29, 2005 01:23 PM (pzen5)

59 One major difference about Scientology compared to some other religions here: The founders own son said it was all based on fraud.

Hubbard jr (goes by different name now, will look it up) claimed that 99% of what his father said was completely made up. That along with some of the abuse claims, I would say puts it at the top of the list of "weird" cults.....

Posted by: US Soldier at June 29, 2005 01:27 PM (VicCS)

60 Chad, thanks for the kind remarks. I could certainly have been more generous myself. If you're interested, though, here's a review of Krakauer's book.

I won't go back on the "silly" adjective when it comes to the book, but I apologize if my remarks implied something less-than-friendly on your part.

Sometimes it's just plain hard to tell, in an abbreviated forum like a comments section, where people stand - especially at Ace's, where low comedy, high comedy and dead seriousness walk shoulder to shoulder, and Heaven help the sucker who - like me - can be prone to over-seriousness regarding religion.

Posted by: ccwbass at June 29, 2005 01:33 PM (xjqFO)

61 Chad, my only mild beef with your comments re Under the Banner of Heaven is that everyone in Utah regarded the Lafferty case as a pathological atrocity; it wasn't two guys who took Mormonism really, really seriously. Krakauer was trying to use the case, in my view, to criticize religion in general, and readers ought to bear that in mind.

On The Mormon Murders: as it happens, I was acquainted with most of the major players in the Hoffmann forgery case, the subject of the book. Most of them were interviewed by Naifeh and Smith, the book's authors, and all of them felt the two distorted their remarks, and generally abused and exploited them. Two better books on the same story are Salamander by Linda Sillitoe and Allan Roberts, and A Gathering of Saints by Robert Lindsay, who also wrote The Falcon and the Snowman.

Posted by: utron at June 29, 2005 01:34 PM (CgIkY)

62 CCWbass,

Oh, man, I don't want to insult your religion. But I've read the original "Book of Mormon," and the revisions, and I've spent a lot of time reading about Joseph Smith. The book itself is enough to tell me it's a fraud; but I didn't grow up in the faith.

I'm sorry you believe it. I've known a lot of Mormons, and almost universally, you've been good people.

Posted by: Dianna at June 29, 2005 01:40 PM (ql6J6)

63 No prob CCW.... I have to admire anyone who sticks firmly to their own beliefs, and will do that whether or not I agree with them. In this case, I don't really subscribe to Mormonism, but if it works for you, by all means, knock yourself out. There are things about it that I find odd, but there are things I find odd about all religions.

I just do my best to keep as open a mind as possible.

And as far as taking things too seriously here.... It's Ace of Spades HQ. In my experience I would say 9 times outta 10, people are not going out of their way to piss others off. There are times when it's helpful to be able to laugh at yourself though.

Now you know... Knowing's half the battle.

YO JOE!

Posted by: Chad at June 29, 2005 01:42 PM (tbq53)

64 I'm a Frisbyterian.

Dave in Texas:

LMAO. How do I join? Do I get baptized by getting skipped off the pavement and slipping through the grating over the storm sewer?

Posted by: Michael at June 29, 2005 01:42 PM (pRtzm)

65 utron -

I see your point but the impression I got from reading Krakauer's book was that it was more cautionary than critical of religion (although there were critical points, no doubt). What I took from it was that any religion - Catholocism, Mormonism, Islam - can be taken out of context and used as an excuse to cause harm.

I will take a look at those other books you mentioned. Summer reading is shaping up to be a tad thin at the moment.

Posted by: Chad at June 29, 2005 02:01 PM (tbq53)

66 Based entirely on subjective personal experience (having known a girl in high school who went Scientologist, and the fact that I live in Utah) I'd turn Mormon five hundred times over before I'd walk into a Scientology center. The thing to know about the Salamander occasion and the occasional polygamists who show up on the news is that they are not exactly either mainstream or hierarchically endorsed. You'll never see Gordon Hinckley giving a hearty welcome to Warren Jeffs and his merry men - or, for that matter, suing anyone who tries to reveal LDS doctrine or making believers sign billion-year contracts for what's basically slave labour. I've heard stories about how hard it is to get yourself de-listed from the church membership rolls and what a pain it is, but nobody ever mentioned having to pay thousands of dollars or fend off church lawyers for the privilege.

Whereas with Scientology, the nuttiness was an integral part of the deal, not some unendorsed fringe thing. God knows how much my former friend shoveled into having her mind cleared, or whatever it is, but it was more than she could afford and had the added side-bonus of making her terrified of "psychs" when frankly, she could have used a few sessions on the couch. She was having a lot of family problems and the Scientologists said they could solve them for her, but at a cost. Not sure where she is now, but last I heard she was working some crummy job in a Scientology center, not making a lot and ploughing most of it back into the church anyway for more courses.

Plus, I'll take Orson Scott Card's books over L. Ron Hubbard's any day of the week.

Posted by: Sonetka at June 29, 2005 03:12 PM (qnMMH)

67 I've always been pissed at the Scientologists because they bought the hospital I was born in, painted it sky blue, and turned it into World Scientology HQ.

Posted by: Sean M. at June 29, 2005 03:51 PM (tSDq3)

68 I've skulked around the exteriors of CoS buildings in Hollywood and Clearwater. You'll see a bunch of minions standing around as guards/flyer hander outers/ticket to LRH museum hander outers.

They all look like zombies and are almost robotic. It's creepy but fascinating in a car-wreck kind of way.

They used to censor the internet for their members. Don't know if they still do. http://www.factnet.org/Scientology/censorware.html?FACTNet

Posted by: Kevin at June 29, 2005 04:09 PM (FtdjI)

69 I've always been pissed at the Scientologists because they bought the hospital I was born in, painted it sky blue, and turned it into World Scientology HQ.

Mount Sinai! When I first moved to LA, I kept thinking, now where is that naval academy? I see all these cadets, but why would they be so far inland? :p

Posted by: at June 29, 2005 04:10 PM (8x3ov)

70 And in case some one hasn't covered it. God to the mormons also comes from a place far off in deep space.

Kolob

and Mormons also let you become your own god... just at a much cheaper rate.

And hey... who doesn't want to get godhead on the cheap?

Posted by: Larry Bernard at June 29, 2005 04:59 PM (48qkd)

71 Actually, it was called Cedars of Lebanon, and it was the precursor to Cedars Sinai. The latter was still under construction (though I've been given to understand that part of it was already open) so my mom elected to give birth at the older place.

Posted by: Sean M. at June 29, 2005 05:00 PM (tSDq3)

72 Michael,

If you can chuck your soul at a high angle against the wind, and your Labrador Retriever can catch it, you're in.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 29, 2005 06:22 PM (HWCc2)

73 Tom Cruise should shut about his beliefs. Really? I'll remember that next time the neighborhood "holy roller" comes knocking with another pamphlet telling me I'm going to Hell unless I repent, etc.

Thing is, I like the holy roller. He's practicing his beliefs. Christianity is a proselytizing religion, after all. You're *supposed* to spread the word to unbelievers -- not say "to each his own," which is what I'd wager most modern-day Christians believe. Where would Christianity be without the missionaries who spread Christianity to the four corners of the Earth? It would be a Wackadoo™ cult adhered to by a few "mentally ill" people who continued to insist on the divinity of an obscure carpenter. That's where it would be. So the guy who hands out pamphlets may seem embarrassingly Tom Cruise-like in his zeal to spread the word, but he looks an awful lot like what used to pass for "Christian" not long ago.

And more power too him. He doesn't harm anyone, either intentionally or unintentionally. He's annoying, for sure, but that's not a crime. Which is why it bothers me that so many people -- Christians, even -- want Cruise to shut up, when all that disdain and contempt being heaped on him was only recently heaped on another "unhinged" celebrity -- Mel Gibson.

Wrong then, wrong now.

And to deride Cruise because Scientology is not a "legitimate" religion like Christianity is to be only half right. Scientology *is* about money and it *is* harmful to many people who join, and it is also without two thousand years of doctrine, tradition and culture to lend it an air of permanance. But anyone who thinks that Scientology is tainted and Christianity isn't needs to commune a bit with Martin Luther's ghost. The Catholic Church used to sell spots in Heaven for Pete's sake. Spiritual graft doesn't get any worse than that. And as if anyone needed reminding, the Catholic Church has at times been no better than a catamite procurement agency.

Hey, didn't George Bush say something about not trying to take a speck out of someone's eye if you've got a log in your own? That's some pretty sound advice.

On the other hand, maybe he should just shut up and keep those "wacko" Bible quotations to himself.

Posted by: Radiant Jen Zi at June 29, 2005 06:56 PM (cVuV2)

74 Under the Banne of Heaven is indeed a fascinating book, and very even handed. It was not, however, a book about Mormonism but about what happened when two individual decided to abandon the LDS Church and adopt polygamy.

The history of the early Church's polygamous practices is not admirable and the Church only officially abandoned polygamy at gunpoint so that Utah could be admitted as a state. That said, it did in fact abandon that doctrine and anyone who practices polygamy is excommunicated. End of story.

One of the "heroes" of UBH went from being a normal guy with a family to someone who cut off the utilities to his home, took his wife dumpster diving for food, and refusing to bother with getting a driver's license. (I hope I haven't mangled any facts here.) Once he cast off from terra firma that fool just lost all contact with reality. A Mormon he wasn't.

Ace, I didn't think the South Park episode was that vicious. The facts about Mormon belief that it presented were accurate and the Mormon kid left the field with the moral upper hand. In fact, he had it all the way through.

I've many Mormon friends and can only second what's been said here about their decency. As a lifestyle it can't be beat(en).

I know Mormons who follow anti-Mormon literature with interest and amusement. My friends are amused by the foibles of the Church, as they're hardly idiots. Then they go on living their lives as Church members and are generally pretty happy.

If ever your kids stray from the beaten path, the best thing that could ever happen to them would be for them to fall into the "clutches" of the Latter Day Saints. I was in high school in Salt Lake City and a bad day in a Mormon youth activity would have been been better than most of my good days when I -- fortunately -- never quite found all the trouble I was looking for.

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Posted by: Richard Ong at June 29, 2005 07:02 PM (5+7LX)

75 Dave in Texas:

I've got a more-or-less-terrier mutt who couldn't catch a frisbee to save her life but really likes to get belly rubs. Guess I'm going to hell.

Posted by: Michael at June 29, 2005 07:22 PM (pRtzm)

76 (Preview of upcoming post in the summer long Ace of Spades Thelogical Series)

Jim Jones: Jonestown Massacre aside, basically decent guy?

There's been a lot of stuff on the web trying to judge the life's work of some guy named Jim Jones by one incident. Bad incident? Sure. I'm not denying things got a little crazy there toward the end. I agree. But every sect has moments they'd like to forget. Who hasn't...

Posted by: Ray Midge at June 29, 2005 08:43 PM (kUNrb)

77 Richard Ong:

You said that "The history of the early Church's polygamous practices is not admirable and the Church only officially abandoned polygamy at gunpoint so that Utah could be admitted as a state. That said, it did in fact abandon that doctrine and anyone who practices polygamy is excommunicated. End of story."

How does this square with the fact that LDS considers Joseph Smith a prophet and that he stated that Moroni instructed him that polygamy was god's will? Either what Joseph Smith said was the truth - as revealed by various angels - or it wasn't. You can't change it with the times. Also, what about the other early LDS prophets that supported/endorsed polygamy? Again, same problem.

Posted by: Vanilla Thunder at June 30, 2005 03:54 AM (JFj6P)

78 Google works just fine for finding things like "The Mountain Meadows Massacre" ordered by Brigham Young. The mormans were "persecuted because, like the muslims, they believed they could steal from and scam any "gentiles"(non-mormans). They even had(have?) their own religious police, like the muslims, who would slit the throats of insufficiently obedient brethren.

Joseph Smith, the cults creator, was convicted for the scam of "glass looking" before his "revelation".

Posted by: Speller at June 30, 2005 04:33 AM (uW2IJ)

79 Michael - no hell for you. You'll just be sent to Frisby Purgatory so that you can spend millenia contemplating the now evident virtues of a good frisbee dog.

Radiant Jen Zi - That is one big assed curve you had to go around to compare Christianity to Scientology. I'll give you that a lot of things done in Christ's name and by many who claim to follow him are disgusting. That's all I'll give you.

The goals and core beliefs of Christianity vs. what I've read about Scientology seem quite opposite. Seems to me Christianity has followers. Scientology has victims. And I see celebrities recruiting gullible victims as wrong. Some peope are just too stupid and/or too easily mis-guided to be able to make informed decisions. I suppose the same goes for all religions. With some though, the means and the outcomes on the affected lives are entirely different.

Posted by: compos mentis at June 30, 2005 04:44 AM (uCHTx)

80 I'm all for respecting other religions, though certainly every religion--every sincerely held system of beliefs, in fact--is subject to abuse by people who want power or want to make a buck. This as much a problem of human nature as of religion, and as I say, applies not only to those beliefs which we normally refer to as 'religious' but to any idea which has power in a society. (Lots of people exploit 'science' or the appearance thereof for their own gain--e.g. 'racial science' and Naziism etc.)

But there's a difference between a religion which is perverted by some leaders or followers into something other than it's core beliefs, texts, founders would have wanted--and a religion whose founder explicitly condoned and endorsed intimidation of opponents (so much for free will, eh?) and structured the whole religion around deception and the profit motive. It would be essentially impossible to 'reform' Scientology as Luther reformed Christianity, since the rot extends all the way to the church's founder and core texts, and is not merely an invention of its current leadership.

Posted by: alex at June 30, 2005 04:53 AM (Z0ZFN)

81 Radiant Jen Zi: THe Church used to sell places in heaven?

I'm not familiar with that.

Are you referring to indulgences? Indulgences only erase the temporal (read: purgatory) punishment for sin, they don't grant forgiveness of sin (which Catholics relegate to Confession). It's my understanding that if you're in Purgatory, you're pretty much getting into heaven anyway. It's just more a matter of how long you spend in purgatory...

Of course, if I'm thinking of something, I'd love to hear it.

I think part of the problem, which Ace was trying, rather nicely, to avoid, is that you often get a set of beliefs that are widely misunderstood. Kind of like indulgences in the Catholic Church. I'm not sure it's really anyone's fault that beliefs like that *are* misunderstood, because there is so much mudslinging going on all around it's tough to see what's true. What matters is smoothing over those problems and getting to the bottom of it.

Alex: I always, when I see Luther's Reformation, see two different parts. The reaction to corruption and the alteration of beliefs (whether rightly or wrongly, I don't want to get into that argument). Yes, Luther did do away with that corruption that was present in the Church, but then again, so did the Church (after a little bit of time). I guess what I'm trying to say is, I don't quite see how your analogy works. Although I do understand what you are trying to say.

Posted by: Rob at June 30, 2005 06:58 AM (AahOX)

82 Speller, just read some accounts of the Mountain Meadows Massacre. Quite a chilling story.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 30, 2005 08:59 AM (pzen5)

83 Mountain Meadows, eh? Just for balance:

"Blood of the Prophets"

Reviews of "American Massacre" here and here.

Review of Krakauer's Under the Banner of Heaven

Posted by: ccwbass at June 30, 2005 10:59 AM (MSNN3)

84 I didn't really have an opinion on Scientology before, but this passage in the Time article speaks volumes to me (emphasis mine):

"One of Scientology's main strategies is to keep advancing the tired argument that the church is being "persecuted" by antireligionists. It is supported in that position by the American Civil Liberties Union and the National Council of Churches.

Two communist front groups have declared Scientology a legitimate religion. What more really needs to be said?

Posted by: Nate B. at June 30, 2005 11:12 AM (cmoKD)

85 Dear Vanilla Thunder:

Your points are very good ones.

I was under the impression that the later condemnation of plural marriage was simply stated in Church doctrine as a new divine revelation.

I believe now after brief and inconclusive research that plural marriage was proscribed by the Church on the basis that Church members should obey the law of the land.

If that's the gist of the Church's new policy it thus could be quite consistent with the earlier revelation(s?) reported by Joseph Smith.

The passage found at this link, Doctrine and Covenants Encyclopedia, Salt Lake City, Utah, Bookcraft, 1996, states that it's up to the President of the Church to decide whether the earlier teaching of Joseph Smith should be followed. Thus, even true and valid revelations can be "deprecated" to use one of the new IT buzz words.

There's no gainsaying that the Jospeh Smith and Brigham Young practiced polygamy with enthusiasm. You're quite right.

However, LDS President Woodruff's proscription of polygamy in 1890 changed that and is still holy writ. He could still be reversed by a later Prophet, it would appear.

Others are far better qualified to carry on this debate than I. I hope I've not misstated or omitted something important.

Kindest regards.

Posted by: Richard Ong at July 01, 2005 07:56 PM (5+7LX)

86 Nope, not Lovecraft; Crowley. Lafayette Hubbard was hanging around the L.A. branch of the O.T.O in the 1940s, and stole ideas, a girlfriend and about $20,000 dollars from its high priest.

Posted by: triticale at July 03, 2005 04:44 PM (pUUU8)

87 Richard Ong -

"However, LDS President Woodruff's proscription of polygamy in 1890 changed that and is still holy writ. He could still be reversed by a later Prophet, it would appear."

So, the prophet Joseph Smith's (the man who created the religion and read/translated the mysterious golden plates) teachings can be reversed? Does that mean that nothing he taught is true - or that it is only true and the word of god until reversed by a later prophit? At which point the new truth becomes the truth and word of god?

Just wondering.

-VT

Posted by: Vanilla Thunder at July 05, 2005 03:51 AM (JFj6P)

88 Dear VT,

I shouldn't have said "holy writ" as that implies it was a religious pronouncement by Pres. Woodruff.

The point I was trying to make was that, given his authority as the Church leader to prescribe or proscribe polygamy, he decided that it was best for the Church to follow the law of the land. He did not say Joseph Smith had not accurately reported his revelation on the matter. He only said that it was best for the Church not to condone polygamy as a practice at that time.

If I'm reading the tea leaves correctly, Pres. Woodruff was careful not to say Joseph Smith was wrong just that now is not a good time to put his revelation into practice. I infer that he was well aware of the doctrinal problem you identify.

Here's a quote:

"On September 24, 1890. In response to the decree of the Supreme Court Wilford Woodruff issued what became known as the "Woodruff Manifesto." It is printed at the end of every copy of the Doctrine & Covenants. It reads in part as follows: Inasmuch as Laws have been enacted by Congress forbidding plural marriages, which laws have been pronounced constitutional by the court of last resort. I hereby declare my intention to submit to those laws, and to use my influence with the members of the Church over which I preside to have them do likewise. (D&C292)"

Social and Political Reactions to Mormon Polygamy, author unknown. http://www.planetpapers.com/Assets/2053.php

Pres. Woodruff's statement was a policy declaration -- like Roe v. Wade.

Kindest regards.

Posted by: Richard Ong at July 06, 2005 04:11 PM (5+7LX)

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