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November 18, 2009

Hump Day Dumb Day
— LauraW

Important world news for you this lovely morning:

MOSCOW (Reuters) Russian police have arrested three homeless people suspected of eating a 25-year-old man they had butchered and selling other bits of the corpse to a local kebab house.

In other news, Muscovite kebab houses buy meat from filthy street bums. Dear sweet Jesus.

I got the wishbone!

Look; next time you're in town, order the noodles. Take that advice from a hunchback who loves you, darling Morons.

Posted by: LauraW at 06:41 AM | Comments (109)
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1 Sick.

Posted by: Jewells at November 18, 2009 06:43 AM (l/N7H)

MMMMMMMM!!!

Hobo on a stick!

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 18, 2009 06:43 AM (JKGfQ)

3 Pass the ketchup please.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Wicked High Temps in the Core of the Earth at November 18, 2009 06:43 AM (erIg9)

4 Aceski?

Posted by: joncelli at November 18, 2009 06:44 AM (RD7QR)

5 Russians, at least, self marinate themselves in alcohol and spices. So they are pretty yummy.

Posted by: lorien1973 at November 18, 2009 06:44 AM (IhQuA)

6 Marinated in vodka, but is it the same quality as ValuRite? Morons want to know.

Posted by: mbruce at November 18, 2009 06:44 AM (t/GDA)

7
In Russia, hobo eat you.

Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 18, 2009 06:45 AM (z37MR)

8 The included picture of the little girl enjoying her meal is just plain wrong. Hillarious, but wrong.

Posted by: Hexenkessel at November 18, 2009 06:46 AM (mI11M)

9 In Russia, hobo eat you.

Hah!

Posted by: lauraw at November 18, 2009 06:48 AM (wo8H+)

10
Lunch today will be the Wendy's Triple Baconator^®.

Not to be confused with the delicious Bacon Deluxe Burger^®, the Baconator^® is even bigger and has even more Applewood^® smoked bacon.

Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 18, 2009 06:49 AM (z37MR)

11 What hump?

Posted by: igor at November 18, 2009 06:49 AM (2qU2d)

"homeless people suspected of eating a 25-year-old man they had butchered"

Welcome to the future, morons.

Posted by: Huckleberry at November 18, 2009 06:49 AM (s2bW4)

13 Lunch for me, 5 dollar footlong chicken marinara melt on italian herb and cheese bread with banana and hot peppers.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 18, 2009 06:52 AM (SqAkN)

14
I think I've seen this movie. Were any of the homeless guys named "Sweeney Todd"? Or, say, "Sergei Todski", or something like that?

Posted by: Brown Line at November 18, 2009 06:52 AM (VrNoa)

Saw that yesterday on the Good Shit Blog. Meat pies!

Where pray tell, do you take a hobo to have him butchered?

Does Ace have a sideline he's not telling us about?

Posted by: Kemp at November 18, 2009 06:52 AM (qvT/A)

Welcome to the future, morons.

Posted by: Huckleberry at November 18, 2009 11:49 AM (s2bW4)

Soylent Greenski?

Posted by: Nighthawk at November 18, 2009 06:52 AM (OtQXp)

17 I hope they serve that with a nice crispy bread, with real butter.

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2009 06:53 AM (GkYyh)

18 I thought it tasted a little gamey.

Posted by: Cicero at November 18, 2009 06:53 AM (+AEJn)

19 The competition for good shashlik in Russia is high.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at November 18, 2009 06:53 AM (H7Rlw)

20 Lunch today will be the Wendy's Triple Baconator®. Doritos & beer. I may grab a slice of bacon, just to get another food group.

Posted by: fluffy, health fanatic at November 18, 2009 06:53 AM (4Kl5M)

21 17 I hope they serve that with a nice crispy bread, with real butter.

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2009 11:53 AM (GkYyh)

Nope - fava beans and a nice chianti...

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at November 18, 2009 06:54 AM (OtQXp)

22 13 Lunch for me, 5 dollar footlong chicken marinara melt on italian herb and cheese bread with banana and hot peppers.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 18, 2009 11:52 AM (SqAkN)

It lacks bacon, ten demerits.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Wicked High Temps in the Core of the Earth at November 18, 2009 06:56 AM (erIg9)

23 Nope - fava beans and a nice chianti That only goes with census takers. They should serve him with shoe leather & anti-freeze

Posted by: fluffy, frugal gourmet at November 18, 2009 06:56 AM (4Kl5M)

24
I may grab a slice of bacon, just to get another food group.

Don't cook it.

Only pussies cook their bacon.

Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 18, 2009 06:57 AM (z37MR)

shudder, really horrid.

i mean 25? sheesh tough meat

Posted by: willow at November 18, 2009 06:57 AM (GkYyh)

26 You are what you eat.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 18, 2009 06:58 AM (dQdrY)

"Fries with the Ivan-burger?"

Err, just the fries.

Posted by: HH at November 18, 2009 06:58 AM (+jvXp)

28 Soviet Green!

Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2009 06:59 AM (m2CN7)

29 28 Soviet Green!

Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2009 11:59 AM (m2CN7)

Oh God! Soviet Green is HOBOS!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Wicked High Temps in the Core of the Earth at November 18, 2009 07:00 AM (erIg9)

30 11 What hump?

Posted by: igor at November 18, 2009 11:49 AM (2qU2d)

WINNER!!!

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 18, 2009 07:03 AM (JKGfQ)

31 I prefer center cut, thick as hell bacon slices when I get them. Getting little shriveled up bacon flakes at Subway really doesn't appeal to me. That is like a tease.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 18, 2009 07:03 AM (SqAkN)

32 hobo- the other other white meat

Posted by: H Lecter at November 18, 2009 07:05 AM (KOkrW)

33 hobo- the other other white meat Racist! I demand that you eat me now.

Posted by: homeless Al Sharpton at November 18, 2009 07:06 AM (4Kl5M)

When you find a shirt button in your sashimi, proceed with extreme care.

Posted by: Cicero at November 18, 2009 07:07 AM (+AEJn)

35 Peasant tastes like pork. Who needs bacon?

Posted by: Idi Amin at November 18, 2009 07:07 AM (dQdrY)

the last time I had some Sharpton, it had a little whang to it

thank you, no, sir

Posted by: H Lecter at November 18, 2009 07:07 AM (KOkrW)

37 i would think that vodka-fed hobo would be reasonably tender

Posted by: H Lecter at November 18, 2009 07:08 AM (KOkrW)

38 HUMP! HUMP! HUMP!

Posted by: Louis XVI at November 18, 2009 07:09 AM (Q1lie)

39 I absolutely love the taste of men.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at November 18, 2009 07:09 AM (+8fSS)

40 Lunch today will be the Wendy's Triple Baconator^®.

I hate you.

Posted by: Cubicle-bound Drone staring at leftover Hamburger Helper at November 18, 2009 07:11 AM (NtiET)

i mean 25? sheesh tough meat

You have to marinate them first dummy.

Posted by: J. Dahmer at November 18, 2009 07:11 AM (JKGfQ)

42 How could you post that story with that picture of the little girl?

Evil I tell you.

Posted by: Vic at November 18, 2009 07:13 AM (CDUiN)

43 Look; next time you're in town, order the noodles.

Really? Do you have any idea what they've done to the noodles?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 18, 2009 07:15 AM (ZJ/un)

Racist! I demand that you eat me now.

O.K., if you insist!

Posted by: A. Sullivan, asshat at November 18, 2009 07:18 AM (V9SYy)

45 Headlines from Bignews.biz:

"Palin Boosts Oprah Ratings - Blows Nielsen Lights Out"

"The Live Feed" blog:

Monday's episode of "The Oprah Winfrey Show" drew a 8.7 household rating and 13 share -- the best since Oprah had the entire Osmond family on the show in 2007.

Posted by: mrp at November 18, 2009 07:19 AM (HjPtV)

46 Posted by: Cubicle-bound Drone staring at leftover Hamburger Helper I hear that stuff is good on its own.

Posted by: Clark Griswold at November 18, 2009 07:21 AM (jVldi)

Do you have any idea what they've done to the noodles?

No, but just out of curiosity how many guys does it take to make a noodle soup?

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 18, 2009 07:22 AM (JKGfQ)

48 Did the judge lighten the penalty because the men were "hungry" like the guy who ate his mother?

http://tinyurl.com/ylav6ye

Posted by: Hedgehog at November 18, 2009 07:23 AM (oQIfB)

49 Do porn stars call Wednesday hump day?

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 18, 2009 07:24 AM (xxgag)

50 I'll bet you morons think this hasn't been going on in Detroit for a long time.

Posted by: Vic at November 18, 2009 07:26 AM (CDUiN)

51 I'll bet you morons think this hasn't been going on in Detroit for a long time.

I do know not to eat at the BBQ next to the veterinarian's office.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 18, 2009 07:30 AM (NtiET)

52 What up, morons?

Posted by: Sassypants at November 18, 2009 07:32 AM (cJK1e)

53 42 How could you post that story with that picture of the little girl?
Evil I tell you

*cackle*

It's the evil that makes it fun.

Posted by: lauraw at November 18, 2009 07:33 AM (wo8H+)

..a Motor City bake down.

Posted by: Tommy Gunn at November 18, 2009 07:35 AM (rQTdM)

55 Now - all of this talk of food -- and I'm famished.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 18, 2009 07:35 AM (cJK1e)

56 And oh, what a mercy it is that these women do not exercise their powers oftener! We can't resist them, if they do. Let them show ever so little inclination, and men go down on their knees at once: old or ugly, it is all the same. And this I set down as a positive truth. A woman with fair opportunities, and without an absolute hump, may marry whom she likes. Only let us be thankful that the darlings are like the beasts of the field, and don't know their own power. They would overcome us entirely if they did.

Posted by: William Makepeace Thackeray at November 18, 2009 07:40 AM (Q1lie)

57 All of a sudden, the urban legends about Chinese restaurants using cats doesn't sound so bad.

Posted by: katya at November 18, 2009 07:44 AM (fnf8n)

58 *bans Billy Thackeray*

Posted by: lauraw at November 18, 2009 07:56 AM (wo8H+)

59 That pork in St. Petersburg last year did have a strange aftertaste even the beer didn't mitigate. Russkie bxstards.

Posted by: iowavette at November 18, 2009 08:01 AM (0JTac)

60 What happened to the link? Did Yahoo pull it because people might think that is paints all Russian homeless as cannibals?

Posted by: Blinky2010 at November 18, 2009 08:11 AM (snlsw)

61 Sheds new light on "Chicken Fingers" doncha know!!

Posted by: TennDon at November 18, 2009 08:16 AM (o6Yv2)

What happened to the link? Did Yahoo pull it because people might think that is paints all Russian homeless as cannibals?

Relax, they're just updating the article to include the pertinent hobokebab recipe. For educational purposes only, of course.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 18, 2009 08:19 AM (rf03a)

63 Link still works for me.

Posted by: lauraw at November 18, 2009 08:22 AM (wo8H+)

64 I prefer my hobo chunks aged and ready to be dipped n a fondue.

Posted by: Barbarian at November 18, 2009 08:32 AM (EL+OC)

A decent kebab is only made from sirloin and tenderloin meat. On a human bean I can't imagine there is a lot of meat in those regions.

Of course I'm assuming too much. If the kebab house is buying meat from hobos they're probably not too picky about which cuts they're getting.

I'm curious to know how this transaction went. Did the kebab house advertise they were in the market for meat from any source? Did the hobos start small with an ewok or maybe a goat? Was there haggling, and at some point did one hobo say, "This is top of the line stuff, maaan."? Were there pilosophical discussions about how the beasts of the jungle who kill to live are called savage, and the hunter who kills for sport is called civilized? Did the hobos get some white coats and butcher paper to try for an air of respectability?

Most importantly, did Putin get his cut of the cash transaction?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2009 09:10 AM (yJtrs)

66 I'm curious to know how this transaction went

I'm thinking the proprietors of the kebab place might not be too far from being criminal bums, themselves. So it was likely a deal between social peers.

Posted by: lauraw at November 18, 2009 10:35 AM (wo8H+)

Mmmmmm....chicken hobo kiev....

Posted by: SFC MAC at November 18, 2009 10:48 AM (cuNX0)

I prefer my hobo chunks aged and ready to be dipped n a fondue.

Is that what was meant by Ace's flea dip?

He supplements it with side work that is not only demeaning and despicable, but takes time away from his core duty, which is to entertain you.

LauraW, is this Ace's demeaning and despicable side job?

In other news, Muscovite kebab houses buy meat from filthy street bums.

An inquiring moronette mind wants to know!

Posted by: runningrn at November 18, 2009 11:53 AM (qP2BK)

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71 Russian police have arrested three homeless people suspected of eating a 25-year-old man they had butchered and selling other bits of the corpse to a local kebab house. Now you understand why we limey exclaim "I could murder a kebab, right about now."

Posted by: cheshirecat at November 18, 2009 04:59 PM (S4iZ5)

72 ...and I could murder a kebab right about now...

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