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February 28, 2007

Hump Day AOSHQ Lifestyle™ Enhancement
— LauraW.

Better living through technology.

Thanks to Eddiebear.
Open thread.

Posted by: LauraW. at 07:57 AM | Comments (32)
Post contains 19 words, total size 1 kb.

1 Pure.Fucking.Genius.

The Nobel Prize committee has been notified.

Posted by: IdFaciam at February 28, 2007 08:07 AM (OFfpv)

2 That thing could make wives obsolete.

Posted by: CAD Daddy at February 28, 2007 08:08 AM (U6x6j)

3 Stop being so personal.

Bum ticklers.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at February 28, 2007 08:10 AM (eGCIB)

4 Nah, I guess someone's got to load it.

Posted by: CAD Daddy at February 28, 2007 08:11 AM (U6x6j)

5 10 beer cartridges?

I'll need at least two when football season hits.

Three for the Super Bowl.

Five if my wife joins me.

Posted by: Former Lurker at February 28, 2007 08:19 AM (x9yTO)

6 Um, after you wait for the shaken-up beer to settle, so you can actually open it, it would have been quicker to get up and get it out of the fridge.

Posted by: otcconan at February 28, 2007 08:22 AM (SOraF)

7 It's glorious!

Posted by: shank at February 28, 2007 08:23 AM (+H1yK)

8 Um, after you wait for the shaken-up beer to settle, so you can actually open it, it would have been quicker to get up and get it out of the fridge.

Luddite.

Posted by: harrison at February 28, 2007 08:25 AM (yYMAJ)

Um, after you wait for the shaken-up beer to settle, so you can actually open it, it would have been quicker to get up and get it out of the fridge.

But then you'd have to get up.

Posted by: Nice Deb at February 28, 2007 08:26 AM (HfGmJ)

10 Um, after you wait for the shaken-up beer to settle, so you can actually open it, it would have been quicker to get up and get it out of the fridge.

Timing is everything, you just have to launch yourself a fresh brew before the previous one is completely dead

Posted by: anne at February 28, 2007 08:34 AM (uJBct)

11 That thing could make wives obsolete.

Wives have vaginas. And make sandwiches.

Posted by: CUS at February 28, 2007 08:36 AM (bbXZq)

12 I can only imagine the carnage that would ensue after a six-pack has been consumed. What with that lowered reaction time and all I forsee bloody noses and couch fights breaking out in mass events.

Now, if it could slide a cozy on it and then launch it. Well.....now that would be safe and productive.

Posted by: Seferas-H. at February 28, 2007 08:38 AM (fdeNn)

No need to wait, just have a brisk shower! Get one of those recliners with a built-in potty and you'd almost never have to move.

We got robot vaccuums, automatic dog-walkers, self-guiding lawnmowers!

Next: Pizza flinging oven!

Posted by: 5Cats at February 28, 2007 08:40 AM (cVijR)

14 Wow... someone had some time on their hands, not that there's anything wrong with that.

I thought about teaching my dog to open the refridgerator and fetch me beer, but decided that coming home to an empty fridge and a drunk Doberman wasn't such a good idea.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 28, 2007 08:41 AM (plsiE)

15 Get one of those recliners with a built-in potty and you'd almost never have to move.

Then get a Stadium Pal, my friend.

Posted by: CUS at February 28, 2007 08:49 AM (bbXZq)

16 *weeping*

It's so...beautiful! *sniffle*

God bless America!!!

Posted by: righteouschops at February 28, 2007 08:49 AM (9JzvD)

17 Engineers.

Is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 28, 2007 08:52 AM (W5xJB)

18 If only we could combine this technology with that Aliens-ish robot sentry that was on here a couple months ago. The war would be over in days. Easily accessible brew for our troops, and beer can dented skulls for the insurgents.

Posted by: righteouschops at February 28, 2007 08:56 AM (9JzvD)

19 ooooo... I missed open thread.

Roughing it - my life among the Mormons.

A visit to Utah.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 28, 2007 09:00 AM (W5xJB)

20 Next: Pizza flinging oven!

We tried that. It worked but we were unable to resolve certain safety issues.

Posted by: Hot Cheese And Sauce Burn Victim at February 28, 2007 09:20 AM (/0Y82)

Clearly a Duke Engineer, hence the Duke sweat shirt!

Kemp

Posted by: kempermanx at February 28, 2007 10:18 AM (qvT/A)

22 One of the few times I like anything from Duke.

Posted by: eddiebear at February 28, 2007 10:28 AM (wnU1W)

23 It's a really nice concept. (Yes, I want one.)

I'd be more impressed, however, if that original target had been moved between shots. Easy to hit the target once you've got it dialed in.

Like I said, nice concept. Really nice concept. Show me a vid, without cuts, that delivers a brew to three different guys and I'll raise my opinion from "nice concept" to "I'll pay whatever it takes but I must have one!"

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