August 31, 2008

Good Readin': Beldar's All Palin This Weekend
— Ace

Knocking down unfair criticisms and acknowledging fair ones.

ZOMG She Wore a Funny T-Shirt in College!!1!!11! The left hasn't jumped on this... yet.

More pics at the NY Daily News. Family shots and etc. No Sarah Palin binkin photos, alas.

Oh, and as other bloggers can attest, a search getting a lot of work these days is Is Sarah Palin a jew zionist and variations thereupon.

Thanks to Slublog.

Posted by: Ace at 01:51 PM | Comments (86)
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1 Alaskan humor is not the driest or most subtle.  If you've been there you can attest to that.

Posted by: Dr. Chopper at August 31, 2008 02:01 PM (WDwH+)

2 I'd like to see a blow-up of what bands those cassette tapes are of in the upper left.  Dating the hair and such, my guess is that Billy Squier's "Emotions in Motion" lurking in that stack, maybe an REO Speedwagon or two.

Anyway.  I just want to express how freaking hawt that 80's sportscaster big hair is.   I mean that without irony.  Maybe it's all just 'memory lane' bullshit, but chicks looked good in that.

Posted by: Ray Midge at August 31, 2008 02:02 PM (R5BSx)

3

The VP is wearing a shirt that say's "I May be broke but, I'm not flat busted."  And she's hot.

WHERE'S THE FREAKIN PAYPAL BUTTON!!

(I'm not actually asking, thats an in joke)

Posted by: wickedpinto at August 31, 2008 02:03 PM (ul7te)

4

Alaskan humor is not the driest or most subtle.  If you've been there you can attest to that.

I hear that one time, while running in formation, McCain used some rather derogatory words describing his sexual prowess with a chinese woman of the night.

(fuck, I forget the cadence)

Posted by: wickedpinto at August 31, 2008 02:04 PM (ul7te)

5 wickedpinto, I would love to have that t-shirt poster.

Posted by: Shill at August 31, 2008 02:07 PM (8jYMc)

6 Palin's so a heeb. My grandma had the same glasses. Case closed.

Posted by: The Hated Jew at August 31, 2008 02:07 PM (eYJeU)

7 Also note:  jean jacket on bed next to her.  She's wearing jean shorts:  She had a jean jacket/shorts outfit. 

So effing hawt.

Posted by: Ray Midge at August 31, 2008 02:08 PM (R5BSx)

8 you wanna quit messin' around and get on the bikini pics?

Posted by: Terry at August 31, 2008 02:12 PM (nyxv/)

9 wickedpinto, you rule!

Posted by: Squire of Dimness at August 31, 2008 02:15 PM (o4MaC)

10 Very nice.

Posted by: John F Not Kerry at August 31, 2008 02:16 PM (HF2US)

11 The Hated Jew, had me guffaw.

Posted by: wickedpinto at August 31, 2008 02:17 PM (ul7te)

12   Something tells me this amazingly cute and perky picture of Sarah will make the left fume for some reason or another. 

Sweeeeet.

Posted by: The Chewbacca Defense at August 31, 2008 02:17 PM (nuuDA)

13 Thanks Squire, if it's for the paypal joke, it's not mine, I outright stole it from one of my co-bloggers over at the hostages.

Posted by: wickedpinto at August 31, 2008 02:18 PM (ul7te)

14

Just try Googling: Cantor JEW!!! Palin zionist douches Eric -Cartman

Posted by: DNC at August 31, 2008 02:28 PM (qKkaY)

15 I can see her panties, just a little, but enough.

Posted by: Javems at August 31, 2008 02:29 PM (tgdyh)

16 Scandal!

Maybe better men than I can decode the pixels, but I think the tape that is second from the bottom clearly says "Bryan Adams".

Who we all know is Canadian.  And a wuss, but mostly Canadian.  Which is almost Scandi.

And that makes her un-American.  Surely Obama/Biden cannot possibly lose with this kind of reprobate on the Republican ticket.  Oh, the huge manatee!

Posted by: AmishDude at August 31, 2008 02:30 PM (GlrN/)

17

Attempting to use photos like this in a political campaign is just a patently obvious and absurd attempt to push a leftist philosphical outlook upon us while viciously undermining a legitimate and talented American politician while using the......the.....

the...... um..... sort of um..... tactics that.........um....................that............

Damn, this chick is hot.

 

Posted by: Andrew X at August 31, 2008 02:32 PM (ne9bG)

18 I might've hit that in college.  Or maybe not.  I have no idea.  I was wrecked.

They all sounded alike, right Joe?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 31, 2008 02:39 PM (bUuTE)

19

Who we all know is Canadian.  And a wuss, but mostly Canadian.  Which is almost Scandi.

EXCUSE! ME EXCUSE ME!!!

Canada has apollogized for bryan willams already, and has nothing to do with this

Posted by: wickedpinto at August 31, 2008 02:45 PM (ul7te)

20 Way better than "Over Him"

Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 31, 2008 02:46 PM (eiOZw)

21 I would have hit that in college if I had been allowed (I'm the same age as Palin).  Of course, I would never have gotten anywhere near her and her big 80's hair.  My standards were, by necessity, far far lower than that.

Posted by: Hermit Dave at August 31, 2008 02:50 PM (WhFvm)

22 Every picture of Palin posted causes a rise her approval rating as well as a rise in, well, you know..

Posted by: Aaron at August 31, 2008 02:57 PM (2S1LU)

23 The pink can behind her looks like a White Shoulders fragrance item. I'm still trying to analyze the tapes behind her, but all I can make out is the Bryan Adams album.

Posted by: Smokey Behr at August 31, 2008 03:02 PM (oFTeH)

24

She's a normal chick, see how all the shit on the right side of her headboard is knocked over?  (I guess todd the bod visited the nightbefore) See all the laundry that needs be done on the right?  See that It is all DENIM!

Fuck, all that shit makes her hot, except for her banging todd the bod, but I'm too young for her, even though I'm old enough to avoid the "cougar" accusation, but she NEVER GAVE ME A CHANCE!

Posted by: wickedpinto at August 31, 2008 03:05 PM (ul7te)

25 When you morons are through trying to peak up Sarah's shorts, take a look at the Houston Chronicle article linked by Beldar on Palin's relationship to Eeeevil Big Oil. 

"'Between Biden, Obama and McCain, Palin is the only one who can spell 'energy.' The rest of these guys are completely clueless,' said David Pursell, an analyst with Houston-based Tudor Pickering Holt & Co., an energy investment and research firm."

Even better, the Sierra Cult Club doesn't like her.  Ya gotta love anyone those ignorant, socialist shitbags don't like. 

Posted by: Reiver at August 31, 2008 03:06 PM (s7h/P)

26 Obama was smoking crack at the same time that picture was taken.

Posted by: demoncrat at August 31, 2008 03:08 PM (8nB5X)

27 Is that a graduation picture with Todd on the nightstand?  Sweet.

Posted by: toby hussein 928 at August 31, 2008 03:08 PM (evdj2)

28 How can she be a Flat Earther (as Kerry said), she's got some big ole knockers!

Posted by: John Edwards at August 31, 2008 03:12 PM (fE4SP)

29 Obama was smoking crack at the same time that picture was taken.

That is an out-and-out lie!

Obama used powdered cocaine...at least when he was able to procure a little "blow" as he so artfully put the term.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 31, 2008 03:13 PM (GlrN/)

30 I would never have gotten anywhere near her and her big 80's hair

Sadly, the election will be all but over when the inevitable picture of Sarah Barracuda wearing leg warmers leaks out.

Posted by: pbrown at August 31, 2008 03:13 PM (vxGjP)

31 Reiver, PeTA hasn't even started in on Sarah Palin, Karibou Killer yet.  After they get done, we might be talking a 57-state landslide for McCain/Palin!

Posted by: AmishDude at August 31, 2008 03:15 PM (GlrN/)

32 Cute, conservative, great sense of humor, earthy, Christian... I guess I have to go to Alaska to meet women like this. I love the big hair

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2008 03:15 PM (0+Ggj)

33

Knockworst?

I say Kuh-knocker-BEST!

Posted by: wickedpinto at August 31, 2008 03:18 PM (ul7te)

34 My 4 year old neighbor just informed me that that is a lame joke.

Posted by: wickedpinto at August 31, 2008 03:19 PM (ul7te)

35 AmishDude,
Good point.   PETA and the Sierra Cult.  Throw in the ACLU and Palin has hit the hated-by-shitheads trifecta.

Posted by: Reiver at August 31, 2008 03:20 PM (s7h/P)

36 I bet she boogied to "Superfreak" and studied listening to Tom Petty. Hot.

Posted by: eman at August 31, 2008 03:42 PM (SeMKR)

37 Hearing all this talk about the "bikini" scandal got me thinking it might be a good idea for Slublog to put together a few compilations...just to prepare us. HEY, HEY...chance favors the prepared mind!

Posted by: Honqi at August 31, 2008 03:44 PM (+WuMm)

38

LOL

In college I had a t-shirt that said "I'm flat busted...and broke too" It was a running joke between me and a girlfriend of mine who was better endowed. 

 

Posted by: rockmom at August 31, 2008 03:51 PM (iZqUY)

39 Oh, and by the way, when are we going to see the Reggie Love teabag photos?  He's Obama's body man.  There's no way those photos have disappeared, they were all over every UNC, NC State, and Maryland website for weeks.

Posted by: rockmom at August 31, 2008 03:53 PM (iZqUY)

40

GOLD!!!!

 

http://whatreallyhappened.com/content/mccain-palin-soulmate

 

Money that its photoshop 

Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2008 03:57 PM (KpEAZ)

41

Does diddy only hier midget cameramen?

And Diddy, there are black people in Alaska, there is also the most oppressed (Truly oppressed) native abo's in the nation.  One of who's decendents is FUCKING SARA PALIN!!!

HAHAH just realized that "Fucking Sarah Palin" works perfect with the "I'm fucking Matt Damon," thing.  A spoof staring Todd the bod, wold be Hilarious, of course, it's too early for a "I'm fucking sarah palin!" joke.

Shit, now it's gonna happen.

Posted by: wickedpinto at August 31, 2008 04:06 PM (ul7te)

42

"Theres not even any crackheads in Alaska."

Yeahp, Thats the problem with Alaska.

That is fucking TIMELESS!

Posted by: wickedpinto at August 31, 2008 04:07 PM (ul7te)

43 I am a horny Bob Dole and I approve of this picture

Posted by: bob hussein dole at August 31, 2008 04:09 PM (tLuWS)

44 Has anyone actually seen the comments by that piece of shit Sean Combs? This is one of the main influencers of black youth. MLK, Duke Ellington and Jackie Robinson are spinning in their graves.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2008 04:23 PM (np0pW)

45 Bill Clinton has reportedly plowed all of his book profits into research into a one-shot time machine that will send a single person back in time to to Idaho in 1985.

They are negotiating with Iran for the 2.1 gigawatts in nuclear power this will reportedly require.

Posted by: Jim62sch at August 31, 2008 04:28 PM (ubHgw)

46 Surprised no one has noticed the array of highlighters on her bed.  She is probably the only one that studied in journo class.

K

Posted by: Kestrel at August 31, 2008 04:28 PM (gBnKJ)

47 Oh, and a DeLorian.

Posted by: Jim62sch at August 31, 2008 04:29 PM (ubHgw)

48

The comma is in the wrong place.

Can't help it, my mom was a proofreader.

 

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at August 31, 2008 04:36 PM (RdyMu)

49 wickedpinto: Yes. It is going to happen. Didn't want to open the curtain just yet though. Wait til 2012.

Posted by: Squire of Dimness at August 31, 2008 04:36 PM (o4MaC)

50

Not only does she have highlighters on her bed, they are neatly placed in the little plastic organizer.

I hate people like that, I am no longer voting for McCain cuz his VP is a good student, and makes me feel inadequate.

That, and Todd, could shatter my with a harsh look.

Posted by: wickedpinto at August 31, 2008 04:42 PM (ul7te)

51

She looks like a girl I would have had a mad crush on in 1983.  Ah memories. 

BTW, those who are freaked out by this kinda picture should realize that it was taken 20 - 25 years ago.  It's much less troubling to me than the pictures of Bill and Hillary in their full blown flower power days.

 

Posted by: Reggie1971 at August 31, 2008 04:46 PM (MueH0)

52 The fact that you GUYS are looking at highlighters makes me very sad, very sad indeed.

Posted by: Honqi at August 31, 2008 04:46 PM (+WuMm)

53 Hey. REO Speedwagon was musical genius.

Posted by: Dude- I LIVED the 70s at August 31, 2008 04:49 PM (VkNlv)

54 You have to admit, McCain finally figured out what tuning the song was in. Not everyone has access to a capo, so we have to spend years figuring out how to pull off the da capo. From now until election day, we are trapped inside a Theme and Variation.

Posted by: Squire of Dimness at August 31, 2008 04:49 PM (o4MaC)

55

Honqi,

It's because while some of us, like me, could have had a chick like that, most of us couldn't, so we need to not remember those awkward days of masturbating, furiously, in a dorm room, hoping your roomate and his hot girlfriend are about to open the door at any moment.

Now, I said I could have had a woman like her, and I could have, but it wasn't cuz I was cool, smart, educated, todd the bod manly or any shit, I had a uniform.   I used to say, and it became somewhat common parlance, that the Marine Dress Blue's were "tailored sex," and they were.  I could have banged a chick like her, but it would have been an adventure, only because of my uniform.

Man, the marine corps was so kind to me in that way.

*sigh*

Posted by: wickedpinto at August 31, 2008 04:55 PM (ul7te)

56

#40

a reasonably skilled PS, but the head's a little too large

Posted by: Jones at August 31, 2008 04:56 PM (VkNlv)

57

One of the few times I wore my blua alpha's (MC ball) a chick asked me for my number.  I was in uniform so I was courteous and all that, and she was kinda hot.  I took off my glove (ALWAYS! 100% cotton) and I wrote my number on the glove, and gave it to her.

I hit that shit.

Think it would have happened without all of the other accoutrements?  NO! FUCKING WAY!

Posted by: wickedpinto at August 31, 2008 04:58 PM (ul7te)

Posted by: Jones at August 31, 2008 05:00 PM (VkNlv)

59 I should have known you when you were a Marine, wicked. You could have kicked my embarrassed ass. And yes they'll bring it on. It's a trap , cleverly designed to turn the whiskey in to RAINN.

Posted by: Squire of Dimness at August 31, 2008 05:03 PM (o4MaC)

60 Pish, posh.

Posted by: NRO at August 31, 2008 05:05 PM (qAMnO)

61

I was never a badass Squire, I had demeanor, thats what chased pieces of shit off, that and the fact that If they offended me or someone I cared about, it wasn't a game, it was fucking war.  I was built, beautifuly, but exclusively for my job.  Shoulders, and legs, and the rest was just adequate.

Though my abs were SWEET! 9 years ago.

Posted by: wickedpinto at August 31, 2008 05:08 PM (ul7te)

62 Wicked, During an open-locker inspection, a kid (SP-4) had an extra set of dress greens in the very back covered with every medal from WWII to present. When asked WTF this was all about, he replied: That's my going home uniform. He was looking for his Sarah too.

Posted by: Honqi at August 31, 2008 05:09 PM (+WuMm)

63 She's a nice looking squared away kid having a good time in college.  Good for her--and no, she's not flat busted.  All you old lechers leave her alone!

Posted by: Michael J. Myers at August 31, 2008 05:09 PM (LZ3cP)

64 Welcome to Nick's Snak Shack. Would you like salt and pepa with your cheeseburger? Ketchup?

Posted by: Squire of Dimness at August 31, 2008 05:13 PM (o4MaC)

65

More pics at the NY Daily News. Family shots and etc. No Sarah Palin binkin photos, alas.

Dude, you're never going to get any Google hits if you spell it "binkin."  Unless you're counting on illiterate pervs.

Also, I definitely would have hit that 25 years ago.  And I was three years old at the time.

Posted by: marchand chronicles at August 31, 2008 05:13 PM (Bj/HA)

66 I think that the phone number on the glove story is a pretty good one, and it was completely improvised.  I think that was some smooth shit.

Posted by: wickedpinto at August 31, 2008 05:13 PM (ul7te)

67

Marchand, just made me try to hold back a laugh, then I laughed anyways, and I sounded like an evil mastermind who's plot was comming to fruition.

Thank you Marchand, that was FUCKING FUNNY!

Posted by: wickedpinto at August 31, 2008 05:15 PM (ul7te)

68 #56 - Fakery at WRH?  Say it isn't so. 

Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2008 05:21 PM (KpEAZ)

69 Why thank you, wp.  I still think my true fact about Sarah Palin was funnier, though it was considered over the line.  Yeah, I know, I was surprised, too.

Posted by: marchand chronicles at August 31, 2008 05:48 PM (Bj/HA)

70 Something tells me this amazingly cute and perky picture of Sarah will make the left fume for some reason or another.

Have you seen most of the women of the leftard persuasion?

Hell, Sarah's husband is better looking than 90% of the moron-left women who would get pissy about this innocuous little photo.  Plus, 90% of them probably have pictures of themselves marching hairy-pitted and topless in some "Boobs not Bombs" protest (don't click link unless you have a strong stomach.)

Once again, as with most every other line of attack on Ms. Palin that has been brought forward, I say "bring it, scumbags."

Posted by: wiserbud at August 31, 2008 05:58 PM (EW49d)

71 Marchand?  It was.

Posted by: wickedpinto at August 31, 2008 05:58 PM (ul7te)

72 Wiser, stole the paypal joke, if you haven't noticed.

Posted by: wickedpinto at August 31, 2008 05:59 PM (ul7te)

73 Holy crap, Beldar's gonna end up letting this go to his head...

http://beldar.blogs.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/29/palin_traffic_aug29.jpg

A blog that averages 1-2K pageviews per day hits 57 or 58K on the 29th?

Good news for interest in Palin, which may be good news for McCain if people like what they see. 

At the very least, that doesn't indicate a "ho-hum" reaction to his VP choice.

Kudos for Beldar for getting WAY ahead of this choice; and the traffic he deserves for his impressive prognostication.

But Beldar, before you get too full of yourself.   I'd have preferred stock tips.

Posted by: Gekkobear at August 31, 2008 06:07 PM (W92gQ)

74 Wiser, stole the paypal joke, if you haven't noticed.

Yeah, caught that, but hey, I'm cool with it.  I'm sure the first person who said "I'll be in my BUNK!"  feels much the same way.

Posted by: wiserbud at August 31, 2008 06:08 PM (EW49d)

75 that doesn't indicate a "ho-hum" reaction to his VP choice.

Well, that and the millions of dollars donated in the 24 hours after the announcement was made, including a few bucks by yours truly, which, prior to Palin, wasn't happening, no way, no how.

Posted by: wiserbud at August 31, 2008 06:09 PM (EW49d)

76 Was what?  Funnier or over the line?

Posted by: marchand chronicles at August 31, 2008 06:14 PM (Bj/HA)

77 Both

Posted by: toby hussein 928 at August 31, 2008 06:18 PM (evdj2)

78 All she is saying is come hither .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 31, 2008 06:33 PM (iq+6L)

79 Oh shit.  I just LEFT my bunk.  Now I have to go lay in the wet spot.  {sigh}.  I'll be back...Jeebus.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 31, 2008 08:13 PM (bUuTE)

80

In that picture she is the spitting image of Marcy Darcy from Married With Children.

BTW, is it just my imagination or is the headboard padded on that bed?

Posted by: asl at September 01, 2008 04:30 AM (r11nM)

81 Palin is an all American girl who grew up with a loving, stable family, married her high school sweetheart, and became a successful woman with a loving stable family of her own.

No wonder the left hates her.

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