November 18, 2009

Ghadaffi: Party Animal?
— LauraW

Not So Much

You'd think that a guy who looks like this


"...and when I awakened, my balls were swollen up like pomegranates..."


and who maintains a rather fetish-y all-female security team, would be an unserious sort, given to hedonism and self-indulgence.

Well, yeah, but not full-time, apparently. 200 Italian women responded to this ad:

"Seeking 500 attractive girls between 18 and 35 years old, at least 1.70 meters (5 foot, 7 inches) tall, well-dressed but not in mini-skirts or low cut dresses,"

Ooo-la-la.

Most had expected to attend a party, according to ANSA, but instead were invited to wait in a large hall until the arrival of Gaddafi, who gave them a lesson on Libya and the role of women in Islam.

After around two hours the lesson, including questions and answers through an interpreter, concluded with an exhortation by Gaddafi to "convert to Islam" and with each woman given a copy of the Koran and a book of sayings by Gaddafi.

Mo has turned over a new leaf. He's on a religious mission. Reaching out, trying to save a few souls.

But Allah says no fat chicks.

Posted by: LauraW at 09:23 AM | Comments (114)
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1 Last time I partied with him I sank the Al Wadi.

Posted by: Beldar at November 18, 2009 09:24 AM (JSetw)

2 Boeing has just announced it successfully tracked and shot down an unmanned aerial vehicle with a laser weapon. Actually, it shot down five.

Posted by: Cluebat from Exodar at November 18, 2009 09:26 AM (Mv/2X)

3 Its good to be the king.


Posted by: looking closely at November 18, 2009 09:28 AM (PwGfd)

4

Are you saying you wouldn't like to listen to Ghadaffi give a treatise on the role of women in Islam?

Posted by: dan-O at November 18, 2009 09:29 AM (+9Rf8)

5 I'm sure that those two hours had to be a ton of fun for the ladies. And he's such a hunk.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 18, 2009 09:29 AM (cJK1e)

6 So you are saying all I have to do is put out an ad and I can get 200 attractive Italian women to show up wherever I want?  Christ, why didn't someone tell me this years ago.

Posted by: Sam at November 18, 2009 09:31 AM (Cxsey)

7 Actually, it shot down five.

Yeah, but they were only aiming for two.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 18, 2009 09:32 AM (ZJ/un)

8 Allah says NOTHING BUT fat chicks.. he's a chubby chasing liberal.

Posted by: redrock at November 18, 2009 09:33 AM (VSWPU)

9 Ghadaffi's problem is with Islamic Viagra. It consists of a car battery, jumper cables and a copy Penthut magazine.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 18, 2009 09:34 AM (muUqs)

10

I believe Admiral Ackbar has something to say about this:

"It's a trap"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 18, 2009 09:35 AM (RZ8pf)

11

200 Italian whores show up and all he can do is talk to them?!?!

FAIL!

Posted by: EC at November 18, 2009 09:35 AM (mAhn3)

12 Syphilis. It's the only thing that explains all the facts.

Posted by: joncelli at November 18, 2009 09:36 AM (RD7QR)

13 I hope at least one of those women threw a stiletto shoe at him.

Posted by: NunyaBizness at November 18, 2009 09:37 AM (wvw5J)

14 Funny....You gotta give the guy props for doing that...Too bad his religion was penned by Satan himself...

Posted by: TheGarbone at November 18, 2009 09:37 AM (fN/Oh)

15 $90 and some Lybian gifts gets you 2 hours!  Seems the dollar ain't doing too bad against the euro.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at November 18, 2009 09:40 AM (4s1it)

16

>>I hope at least one of those women threw a stiletto shoe at him.

Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!

Posted by: Triumph at November 18, 2009 09:40 AM (lDdA/)

17

 between 18 and 35 years old

Huh.  You'd think that would be a little old for a true follower of Muhammed the pedophile.

Posted by: wiserbud at November 18, 2009 09:41 AM (ixjMY)

18 Ma che voi? Dove la champanga e' un canolli? Ooofa!

Posted by: Say What? at November 18, 2009 09:41 AM (vwh8M)

19 Apparently, living in Libya is pretty depressing. As in, North Korea depressing. It's a 24/7, all-Ghadaffi all the time personality cult.

As far as I'm concerned, this creepy dirtbag can't die soon enough.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 18, 2009 09:41 AM (hoowK)

20 "But Allah says no fat chicks"

But 12 year-olds are "kosher"! (I'm pretty sure.)

Posted by: dfbaskwill at November 18, 2009 09:42 AM (7Gs5S)

21 Women have got it made. You wouldn't believe the role of effeminate, submissive cock-sucks in Islam...

Posted by: Barry at November 18, 2009 09:42 AM (BkxSy)

22 "Seeking 500 attractive girls moronettes between 18 and 35 years old, at least 1.70 meters (5 foot, 7 inches) tall, well sluttily dressed but not in mini-skirts or low cut dresses, offerings of bacon or Valu-rite gets you in the door. 

Posted by: Sam at November 18, 2009 09:46 AM (Cxsey)

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at November 18, 2009 09:46 AM (RkRxq)

24 Omar, you are doing it all wrong. Send those 18-35 year olds over here and I will show you how to do them right!

Posted by: Eliott Spitzer at November 18, 2009 09:46 AM (V9SYy)

25 a filler post? c'mon, man....

Posted by: Jones at November 18, 2009 09:47 AM (KOkrW)

26 200 Italian whores show up and all he can do is talk to them?!?!

Anyone do a hand check on Ghadaffi?  No wonder those robes fir so loosely.

Posted by: CUS at November 18, 2009 09:48 AM (wOGfT)

27 >> Boeing has just announced it successfully tracked and shot down an unmanned aerial vehicle with a laser weapon. Actually, it shot down five.

Reminds me of this comic here from the dorky sometimes-funny xkcd website.

Posted by: dan-O at November 18, 2009 09:51 AM (+9Rf8)

28

>> a filler post? c'mon, man...

A filler post??  This is vintage Ace O Spaces right here my friend.

Posted by: dan-O at November 18, 2009 09:51 AM (+9Rf8)

29 The story-story is that hundreds of women showed up to get fucked by random members of a dictator's entourage for a pittance.

Do you guys know any famous dudes or really fucking rich guys? That's their life.

Don't think about it.

Posted by: oblig. at November 18, 2009 09:53 AM (aK/MY)

30 I love the way Muslim mucky mucks do this. Cover their philandering as proselytizing. "I will bring the whores to Allah by paying for their time and giving them a Koran" but nobody seems to notice 200 show up and only 198 leave.
Or the whole group is kept there for hours for no apparent reason while women are shuffled in and out of the party.

Posted by: Rocks at November 18, 2009 09:53 AM (Q1lie)

31 We are wearing tight pants to show our great bulges!

Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 18, 2009 09:55 AM (AYWcM)

32 Dammit! Stupid not paying attention to what I'm doing...

Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 18, 2009 09:57 AM (AYWcM)

33 I wonder if there's stimulus money available for this kinda gig?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 18, 2009 10:02 AM (WvXvd)

34 >> I love the way Muslim mucky mucks do this. Cover their philandering as proselytizing. "I will bring the whores to Allah by paying for their time and giving them a Koran" but nobody seems to notice 200 show up and only 198 leave.  Or the whole group is kept there for hours for no apparent reason while women are shuffled in and out of the party

Well if Ghadaffi is anything like Arafat, he was probably more interested in any men who might show up.

Posted by: dan-O at November 18, 2009 10:05 AM (+9Rf8)

35 You mean that's not Gene Simmons?

Posted by: nickless at November 18, 2009 10:10 AM (MMC8r)

36 Ghadaffi is ghey, you can tell by his colorful clothes and that he wants to hang with the girls.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 18, 2009 10:13 AM (DIYmd)

37 35.  Nope not Gene Simmons...tongue is too short...that's Carlos Santana.

Santana Shreds.

Posted by: redrock at November 18, 2009 10:17 AM (VSWPU)

38 Maybe he figures he'll have better luck buying nukes from Iran than coming up with them on his own.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at November 18, 2009 10:19 AM (2QFX4)

39 ...attractive girls between 18 and 35 years old, at least 1.70 meters (5 foot, 7 inches) tall, well-dressed...

Guessing Meghan McCain didn't make the cut for this little party.

Sorry.  Just had to go there.

Posted by: Joseph at November 18, 2009 10:20 AM (1ugNs)

40

for a second there the biqQ was almost my hero, then i read that he was an epic fail!

damn, i lived in italy for 6 years, if only i knew it just took an ad..... damnit!

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 18, 2009 10:22 AM (HtFuQ)

41 He just wants to look good when Barry shows up to bow to him.

Posted by: TheQuietman at November 18, 2009 10:25 AM (1Jaio)

42 If Heffner'd dressed like that, he'd never have gotten laid.  Not once.

Purple polyester jammies.  Ghey.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 18, 2009 10:28 AM (Jdtsu)

43 Ghadaffi is the Libyan Hugh Heffner, without the orgies, booze, and better looking bathrobe.

Posted by: SFC MAC at November 18, 2009 10:32 AM (cuNX0)

44 If Heffner'd dressed like that, he'd never have gotten laid.  Not once.

They weren't fucking Hefner, they were fucking his money.

Posted by: nickless at November 18, 2009 10:34 AM (MMC8r)

45 I wonder how many of the women were "rubbing-one-out" during his speech?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 18, 2009 10:34 AM (kn+jW)

46 I kinda drifted off at 200 Italian women...

Posted by: the real joe at November 18, 2009 10:34 AM (rFTt2)

47 I hope he didn't give out any dvd's of his UN speech.

Posted by: SOME ASSHOLE STOLE MY PEN at November 18, 2009 10:40 AM (VmAoa)

48

Rachel went to Italy and all I got was the boccala.

Posted by: maddow's middle finger at November 18, 2009 10:48 AM (pr+up)

49

Damn, would of liked to have been a NAIR salesman in that room!!

GOLDMINE!!!

 

Posted by: dananjcon at November 18, 2009 10:52 AM (pr+up)

50 He looks worse than emperor Palpatine in Star Wars.

Posted by: scrubjay at November 18, 2009 11:06 AM (oMADz)

51 Yeah, I read that he also lectured them on women's rights.  HA HA HA!  Good one, Khadaffi.

Posted by: April at November 18, 2009 11:24 AM (b0THY)

52 Somewhere Bill Clinton is turning multi shades of green. 

Posted by: runningrn at November 18, 2009 11:29 AM (qP2BK)

53 Tinky Winky?

Posted by: runningrn at November 18, 2009 11:30 AM (qP2BK)

54 43 Ghadaffi is the Libyan Hugh Heffner, without the orgies, booze, and better looking bathrobe.

I call bullshit on the 'no booze.' Those guys are all huge hypocrites.

And he looks pretty rough in some of the google image search results. Like an old rummy.

Posted by: lauraw at November 18, 2009 11:33 AM (wo8H+)

55

"who maintains a rather fetish-y all-female security team"

I think we require a bit more information about this security team, their credentials, etc.

Posted by: SlightlyAjar at November 18, 2009 11:38 AM (95QnD)

56
Still a flake.

Posted by: Ronald Reagan at November 18, 2009 11:40 AM (EFQfG)

57 #39-dont knock Meggy Mac too hard, I didnt meet the Moronette qualifications in height or age. Glad we didnt have a weight posting, either. I think I am about the same size as Megs.

Posted by: di butler at November 18, 2009 11:50 AM (S3xX1)

58
Gadaffi sorely needs some hoop earrings, and this: http://tinyurl.com/yeonhr2.

Posted by: Ronald Reagan at November 18, 2009 11:51 AM (EFQfG)

59

But Allah says no fat chicks.

Oh. Allah the false god and not Meeeghan's wannbe boyfriend. That's different.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 18, 2009 11:53 AM (2qU2d)

60 But Allah says no fat chicks.

Brilliant!  Absolutely brilliant!

Posted by: Che Pizza at November 18, 2009 12:08 PM (4iIhs)

61 "Seeking 500 attractive girls women between 21 and 45 years old, at least 1.70 1.52 meters (5 foot) tall, well-dressed but not preferably in mini-skirts or low cut dresses."

FIFY. Or personalized it, one or the other...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 18, 2009 12:12 PM (1hM1d)

62 Allah the false god and not Meeeghan's wannbe boyfriend.

I was about to call foul, but you caught it...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 18, 2009 12:13 PM (1hM1d)

63

Dang, missed the requirments - by that much.

 

Posted by: Say What? at November 18, 2009 12:50 PM (vwh8M)

64 But Islam and Christianity are exactly the same.

Remember the book of Jesus the Playa.

1. Bring unto me the hot hot hotties and keep the butterfaces and whales away... Jesus got some saving to do. 
2. Why you think I need a lambskin cover baby? 
3. You sayin' you don't put your faith in Jesus now?
4. Yeah baby, back that over here...

Verses 5-97 exist; but have been blocked by the Vatican from publication.  And if you've read Song of Solomon; you know that has to be some work to get banned.


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