May 11, 2014

Gettin' Your Groove On Open Thread - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]
— Open Blogger

Not everything Seth McFarland touches smells like cow farts. This is actually quite clever:


Then there's this, which has nothing to do with McFarland, but definitely does not stink:


And, since we're referencing old school, how about a contemporary nod to old school:


Open thread.

UPDATE: Oh, and premiering at 10 pm ET on Showtime, Penny Dreadful. Here's a primer.

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1 McFarlane or Douche Bag

Posted by: Soothie § at May 11, 2014 01:41 PM (iroPl)

2 McFarlane sucks leper cocks in hell. By choice.

Posted by: --- at May 11, 2014 01:42 PM (MMC8r)

3 Did you see that Spawn of Evil, Chelsea, rec'd a doctorate from Oxford in - get this, international governance. Sounds ominous. She has more fucking degrees than I can count in various b.s. programs. She's just covering up her incompetence.

Posted by: Pug All Zipped Up at May 11, 2014 01:43 PM (26E00)

4 Gene Kelly once made a disparaging remark about gay guys. Burn him.

Posted by: Gaystapo at May 11, 2014 01:45 PM (26E00)

5 Gene Kelly once made a disparaging remark about gay guys. Burn him. *** If that man has a single wicked bone in his body I'd just as soon not know about it. I adore him.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 11, 2014 01:47 PM (DmNpO)

6 Let them eat cake.

Posted by: Michael Sam at May 11, 2014 01:48 PM (jYxCp)

7 >>> She has more fucking degrees than I can count in various b.s. programs. She's just covering up her incompetence. Giving out awards on spec is a bad idea.

Posted by: Ronan Farrow at May 11, 2014 01:49 PM (Ua6T/)

8 Fuck Christina Aguilera --with someone else's dong. Blech!

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2014 01:49 PM (lbhrd)

9
These musicals make me feel so gay as in happy gay.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 11, 2014 01:50 PM (mETGQ)

10 I feel like I wanna dance, too!

Posted by: Mikey Sams at May 11, 2014 01:52 PM (Dwehj)

11 If that man has a single wicked bone in his body I'd just as soon not know about it. I adore him. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 11, 2014 06:47 PM (DmNpO) You can't adore him that much because you jumped to the conclusion that his comment wasn't justified. Being hit on by gay men -- then and now, is uncomfortable.

Posted by: Gaystapo at May 11, 2014 01:52 PM (26E00)

12 Christina should be knocked up from here on out until menopause, - say about 20 kids.

Posted by: Fritz at May 11, 2014 01:53 PM (3wLHY)

13 *mmmghghghhg cakesmearslobbermGHgghg*

Posted by: Michael Sam at May 11, 2014 01:54 PM (jYxCp)

14 You can't adore him that much because you jumped to the conclusion that his comment wasn't justified. Being hit on by gay men -- then and now, is uncomfortable. *** Don't attempt to psychoanalyze me. My comment stands, as is. You read into it whatever the hell you want.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 11, 2014 01:54 PM (DmNpO)

15 Are you ready? Because tomorrow there'll be 50 articles titled "Is America Ready For A Gay NFL?"

Posted by: Soothie § at May 11, 2014 01:55 PM (iroPl)

16 Family Guy animates over Jerry Mouse? I also saw a clip where they ripped off Jerry Lewis' Boardroom bit. If anything proves McFarlane is a hack, it's outright theft padding out two minutes.

Posted by: --- at May 11, 2014 01:55 PM (MMC8r)

17 Seth McFarlane!? There's nothing funny about him. I actually can't come up with anything. Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 11, 2014 01:56 PM (9W+0f)

18 Oh, and you can Bet Your Bipppy that the Pope will somehow be shoe-horned into the issue.

Posted by: Soothie § at May 11, 2014 01:56 PM (iroPl)

19 Family Guy animates over Jerry Mouse? I also saw a clip where they ripped off Jerry Lewis' Boardroom bit. If anything proves McFarlane is a hack, it's outright theft padding out two minutes. *** I didn't say he isn't a douche. But I think the piece is cute.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 11, 2014 01:56 PM (DmNpO)

20 Next gays only in the NFL. That should draw huge crowds.

Posted by: CMU VET at May 11, 2014 01:58 PM (ejB0r)

21 Gay Day at the stadiums? They'll hand out those little baseball bats, I suppose.

Posted by: Soothie § at May 11, 2014 01:59 PM (iroPl)

22 Shut up Hockey's on

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2014 02:00 PM (lbhrd)

23 and HOV tests..

Posted by: Soothie § at May 11, 2014 02:01 PM (iroPl)

24 First thing I do when I get to camp is tastefully decorate my locker.

Posted by: Mikey Sams at May 11, 2014 02:01 PM (Dwehj)

25 Always like this dance piece from "The Ladies' Man" http://tinyurl.com/d9uo6a3

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2014 02:03 PM (V4CBV)

26 Speaking of old school, isn't Chelsea receiving all these unearned degrees just to prove she's smart remind you of The Wizard of Oz when the Scarecrow gets a diploma?

Posted by: JoeyBagels at May 11, 2014 02:03 PM (Usdw3)

27 I didn't say he isn't a douche. But I think the piece is cute. I honestly don't see what McFarlane's point is. The original is cute (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUIhu7_Hryg), but unless you do something to change up the original material, you're just repeating something that's already been done, and better. It's worse than theft, it's flaunting your utter lack of an original idea. I'm sure it's 'ironic.'

Posted by: --- at May 11, 2014 02:03 PM (MMC8r)

28 His preference for navel gazing over action was on full display last week. As Russia and China menaced their neighbors and Islamist terrorists set off bombs in a half-dozen countries, Obama accepted an award from Hollywood pal Steven Spielberg for fighting genocide. Passing up a chance to give a full-throated defense of freedom and Western civilization, the president lapsed into what The New York Times called a “meditation” on the limits of his power.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Dude at May 11, 2014 02:04 PM (e8kgV)

29 Screw this I'm going to go eat. Have fun.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 11, 2014 02:04 PM (DmNpO)

30 Family Guy was great for several years. Seth MacFarlane may be a douche, but he wasn't always a hack.

Posted by: holygoat at May 11, 2014 02:05 PM (5Y+A+)

31 ...stormin the castle?

Posted by: Soothie § at May 11, 2014 02:06 PM (iroPl)

32 Every single laugh line on Family Guy is low hanging fruit. It's high quality low-brow poop humor.

Posted by: Soothie § at May 11, 2014 02:08 PM (iroPl)

33 26 Believe it or not, I've had Chelsea in a class. Trust me, she's smart. As you'd expect from genetics and environment.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 11, 2014 02:09 PM (HubSo)

34 "She's just covering up her incompetence."

The acorn falls close to the tree...

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 11, 2014 02:09 PM (uhMMS)

35 She's smart, my ass.

Posted by: Soothie § at May 11, 2014 02:10 PM (iroPl)

36 Judy Garland..a true American treasure. Love her.

Posted by: Tuna at May 11, 2014 02:11 PM (7KPIw)

37 35 No, really. And although I think we can all reasonably assume she's a leftist, it was not apparent from her take on the academics.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 11, 2014 02:11 PM (HubSo)

38 I've known plenty of "smart" people who couldn't pour piss from a boot.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 11, 2014 02:13 PM (uhMMS)

39 She's smart, my ass. Posted by: Soothie § at May 11, 2014 07:10 PM (iroPl) ******* BJ is a Rhodes Scholar. I can easily believe that she's smart.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 11, 2014 02:13 PM (ojnk6)

40 The book thread's mostly over with, but I got this recommendation yesterday in an e-mail from Amazon: https://tinyurl.com/lxaggy2 Sounds really interesting, although I probably won't buy it. So many books; so little shelf space.

Posted by: rickl at May 11, 2014 02:15 PM (1Mxs7)

41 The subject matter did not involve piss-pouring, so you may be correct. I'm just saying, don't underestimate these people. Slick Willie has got away with it all his life because he's very smart and completely unprincipled.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 11, 2014 02:15 PM (HubSo)

42 Rangers GOAL!!!! --and it's Marty St. Louis

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2014 02:15 PM (lbhrd)

43 Smart, I like. Smart-ass, I don't. All right.

Posted by: Luigi Patrovita at May 11, 2014 02:16 PM (uhMMS)

44 "and HOV tests.."

It would be best for the environment if they carpooled to the stadium.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 11, 2014 02:17 PM (uhMMS)

45 I prefer Good over Smart. Good *and* Smart, even better.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2014 02:18 PM (V4CBV)

46 Chelsea's smart, but so was my border collie. And she had a useful purpose in life, herding cows. Can't say that about any of the female Clintons as of yet. Perhaps Chelsea could herd her mother, then we could equate her accomplishments with that of my dog.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 11, 2014 02:18 PM (ejkNv)

47 I'm going to have a hard time getting that gay cake smootch out of my mind. What the fuck.

Posted by: dumbartist at May 11, 2014 02:19 PM (ahBY0)

48 33 Believe it or not, I've had Chelsea in a class. Trust me, she's smart. As you'd expect from genetics and environment. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 11, 2014 07:09 PM (HubSo) I love this place, and blogs in general. You never know who you might be rubbing shoulders with.

Posted by: rickl at May 11, 2014 02:19 PM (1Mxs7)

49 What's the famous Prussian General Staff saying? Officers who are stupid and industrious are dangerous, officers who are stupid and lazy are failures, officers who are smart and industrious should be troop commanders, and officers who are smart and lazy are who we want on the General Staff?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 11, 2014 02:20 PM (HubSo)

50 Bill Clinton was a quick study and a clever little shit.

Posted by: Soothie § at May 11, 2014 02:20 PM (iroPl)

51 Rangers GOAL! NYR up 2-0.

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2014 02:20 PM (lbhrd)

52

So, Slick Willie was a Rhodes Scholar...... doesn't necessarily make Chelsea all that smart.

 

 

Now of course, if Webb Hubbel had been a Rhodes Scholar, y'might have something there.

 

 

 

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2014 02:21 PM (vvk2F)

53 24 First thing I do when I get to camp is tastefully decorate my locker.

"camp" or as I like to call it "the strip club".

Posted by: Michael Sam at May 11, 2014 02:21 PM (jYxCp)

54 You never know who you might be rubbing shoulders with.

Posted by: rickl at May 11, 2014 07:19 PM (1Mxs7)


**************


As long as we keep the rubbing above the waist.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 11, 2014 02:21 PM (HubSo)

55 I'm just thankful we have our modern day aristocracy to guide us.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 11, 2014 02:22 PM (uhMMS)

56 I'm going to have a hard time getting that gay cake smootch out of my mind. What the fuck.

Posted by: dumbartist at May 11, 2014 07:19 PM (ahBY0)


And neither will most guys in the NFL. He is gonna get his ass kicked and not in the way he usually likes. What a fucking farce to play this up like some civil rights victory. I hate liberals. They ruin everything. And not that fuck Hagel wants to study letting transexuals in the Military????????

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2014 02:24 PM (9fIVj)

57 I'm just thankful we have our modern day aristocracy to guide us.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 11, 2014 07:22 PM (uhMMS)


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You're welcome!

Posted by: Jeb at May 11, 2014 02:24 PM (HubSo)

58 Look for Michael Sam to be a driving force in the training room.

Posted by: Mel Kiper at May 11, 2014 02:24 PM (lbhrd)

59 Greeting morons! I worked all day long. Garage is clean. Wood is cut. Lawn is Mowed. Mulch is ordered. Paint is loaded into the van for disposal. Productive. More productive at home than I am at work of late.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at May 11, 2014 02:25 PM (jucos)

60 From Garland and Kelly in 1942 to Michael Sam cake-face-lick in 2014.


You guys are doing just GREAT!

Posted by: Zombie Caesar Nero at May 11, 2014 02:26 PM (jYxCp)

61 A really, if unintentionally, funny old musical bit is the ending to Babes over Broadway when Mickey Rooney and Garland do full blackface. It's such a sweet, innocent musical and then they break out the blackface for the heartwarming finale. I think the lyrics are "We're gonna black up for blackout over Broadway" or something to that effect. They are kids trying to safe the family farm or something, can't remember. It's one of those old "Hey, gang, let's put on a show!" musicals. So they decide to something old-fashioned, something for the whole family, something everybody loves -- a minstrel show!

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 11, 2014 02:27 PM (ZPrif)

62 #Free Sam's Dick

Posted by: Reggie at May 11, 2014 02:27 PM (0FSuD)

63 60 No one's brought up the F-35 yet.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 11, 2014 02:27 PM (HubSo)

64 Man, Judy garland was skinny. Her two thighs are like one of mine. But fun video.

Posted by: Chique at May 11, 2014 02:28 PM (r+7wo)

65 I love the Michael Sam pick by the Rams! Just look at the interior moves on this kid!!

Posted by: John Gruden at May 11, 2014 02:29 PM (lbhrd)

66 Serious question: Do you think the USA will ever again have a Command In Chief who served in the military? Put me in the NO column...until the govt becomes a full-fledged fascist militaristic govt, of course.

Posted by: Soothie § at May 11, 2014 02:29 PM (zyiet)

67 No one's brought up the F-35 yet.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 11, 2014 07:27 PM (HubSo)


Suppose to be one down here at the MCAS Cherry Point Air Show this week

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2014 02:29 PM (9fIVj)

68 I can comment on the new Ram but I would probably be banned. The league and the MFM that covers it are pushing a 2% deviancy on the majority and expecting us to embrace it. I won't. They are rapidly alienating the very people who made them profitable. Not a recipe for success. I am going to switch over to a real manly sport like men's figure skating. It's bullshit.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at May 11, 2014 02:29 PM (jucos)

69 Family Guy was great for several years. Seth MacFarlane may be a douche, but he wasn't always a hack. Posted by: holygoat at May 11, 2014 07:05 PM (5Y+A+) The early episodes were funny, but MacFarlane turned out to be a one trick pony. The later episodes were poor parodies of itself, and his follow up series were just warmed up versions of that. The difference between the original show and the later episodes can be summed up by the character changes: http://tinyurl.com/lo7fhkq

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 11, 2014 02:30 PM (K1sEu)

70 66 Tom Cotton, someday.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 11, 2014 02:30 PM (HubSo)

71 Here's part of the finale - Babes on Broadway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmEemOfsxhs

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 11, 2014 02:31 PM (ZPrif)

72 ****AHEM*****

Posted by: Eisenhower at May 11, 2014 02:32 PM (ojnk6)

73 Evening 'rons. Penguins v Rangers game is "chippy."

Posted by: Y-not at May 11, 2014 02:33 PM (zDsvJ)

74 56 I'm going to have a hard time getting that gay cake smootch out of my mind. What the fuck. Posted by: dumbartist at May 11, 2014 07:19 PM (ahBY0) And neither will most guys in the NFL. He is gonna get his ass kicked and not in the way he usually likes. What a fucking farce to play this up like some civil rights victory. I hate liberals. They ruin everything. And not that fuck Hagel wants to study letting transexuals in the Military???????? Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2014 07:24 PM (9fIVj) I honestly couldn't give two shits about gay players in any sport. Honestly if you're good enough to play at that level and your teammates don't care then really I don't care. But the relentless media drive is what turns me along with the league management just salivating at having gay players in their leagues. It just feels like they are getting a position to score those PC points and costing another player that might be better his spot because he isn't teh ghey.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 11, 2014 02:33 PM (z/Ubi)

75 Nevergiveup...I read the tranny in the military headline on Drudge before I came here. Couldn't read it. I can just picture Dick Butkus planting one on Ed O'Bradovich back in the day. What the fuck. Thing that gets me is that no one has the balls to speak their mind professionally for a real fear of reprisal. We're circling the drain folks.

Posted by: dumbartist at May 11, 2014 02:33 PM (ahBY0)

76 The prohibition on transgender individuals serving in the US military “continually should be reviewed,” Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel said on Sunday.

Hagel did not indicate whether he believes the policy should be overturned. However, he said “every qualified American who wants to serve our country should have an opportunity if they fit the qualifications and can do it.”

A transgender individual is someone who has acquired the physical characteristics of the opposite sex or presents themselves in a way that does not correspond with their sex at birth.

A panel convened by a think tank at San Francisco State University recently estimated that about 15,450 transgender personnel serve in the military and in the National Guard and Reserve.


Ah Bullshit and these liberal pukes make me want to hurt someone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2014 02:33 PM (9fIVj)

77 Question is now: Who will sign endorsement deals with homosexual MSam? Will Nike shove this homo in our faces every time we turn on our TV's?

Posted by: Soothie § at May 11, 2014 02:33 PM (zyiet)

78 The early episodes were funny, but MacFarlane turned out to be a one trick pony. The later episodes were poor parodies of itself, and his follow up series were just warmed up versions of that. The difference between the original show and the later episodes can be summed up by the character changes: http://tinyurl.com/lo7fhkq Posted by: The Political Hat at May 11, 2014 07:30 PM (K1sEu) --Oh yeah? You think *that's* bad . . . http://youtu.be/B-5OABcNfX0

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2014 02:34 PM (lbhrd)

79 As long as we remember that tolerance is not a two way street there won't be any trouble.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 11, 2014 02:35 PM (uhMMS)

80 Mike Judge > Seth MacFarlane

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2014 02:35 PM (lbhrd)

81 The "Homophobic" Rams will cut him and become another banned team.

Idiots to draft him.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2014 02:35 PM (0FSuD)

82 I'm DVRing "Penny Dreadful." I hope it's as good as the previews. That Christina Aguilera video is great. I like the song by A Great Big World with her. It's so not Aguilerian. It's nice to hear her voice without all of the runs and flashy stuff.

Posted by: no good deed at May 11, 2014 02:35 PM (ILBCY)

83 Smart does not mean a whole heck of a lot. Smart and actually accomplishing something on the other hand. I have zero respect for young Chelsea Clinton ever since her laughable pronouncement that she was going to be a Pediatric Cardiologist. That had the same ring of truth as every 13 year old girl in the country saying they want to be Marine Biologist. But when Chelsea found out the years of study, hard work, long hours and dedication to one's professional development that were required in order to actually become a Pediatric Cardiologist she shifted gears. Worst sort of trust-funder she is. The kind that thinks society owes her a high-profile "career". I find her laughable. Now she gets some "honorary" degree from Oxford. Horseshit!

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 11, 2014 02:38 PM (MKpBT)

84 Saw the first episode of penny dreadful on the free preview. It wasn't bad, very atmospheric. Am looking forward to seeing how they tie everyone together. Will not be happy if the tension between two male characters turns into a gay thing, it looked close to doing so at the end of the first episode.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 11, 2014 02:38 PM (+0txR)

85 As long as we remember that tolerance is not a two way street there won't be any trouble. Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 11, 2014 07:35 PM (uhMMS) The problem is that the Left defines their enemies as "intolerant" which therefor makes anyone who opposes those enemies "anti-intolerant"

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 11, 2014 02:38 PM (K1sEu)

86 @60

You mean this F-35?

http://tinyurl.com/mz662by

The Jet That Ate The Pentagon

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at May 11, 2014 02:39 PM (jYxCp)

87 77 Will Nike shove this homo in our faces every time we turn on our TV's? Posted by: Soothie § at May 11, 2014 07:33 PM (zyiet) Solution: Don't turn on the TV. It's worked for me.

Posted by: rickl at May 11, 2014 02:39 PM (1Mxs7)

88 >>Question is now: Who will sign endorsement deals with homosexual MSam? He had a deal with Visa BEFORE he was drafted. Insane.

Posted by: Y-not at May 11, 2014 02:40 PM (zDsvJ)

89 Didn't a harrier just crash in Arizona?

Posted by: oc joe at May 11, 2014 02:40 PM (hqVUe)

90 Oh, and I still want a pony. And I would feed it and brush it and clean its stall and take it out for exercise regularly. And I would teach it more than one trick.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 11, 2014 02:41 PM (MKpBT)

91 Posted by: The Political Hat at May 11, 2014 07:30 PM (K1sEu) Yup, I agree.

Posted by: holygoat at May 11, 2014 02:41 PM (5Y+A+)

92 I'll bet Mr Sam's little white wife has a sore asshole this morning.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2014 02:41 PM (0FSuD)

93 Didn't a harrier just crash in Arizona? Posted by: oc joe at May 11, 2014 07:40 PM (hqVUe) You mean this: http://tinyurl.com/lfy9t4j

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 11, 2014 02:41 PM (K1sEu)

94 http://t.co/BkqprALMLr

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at May 11, 2014 02:42 PM (X6YhV)

95 In my lifetime, do you know how many people I've run across who I'd consider smart? About ten. Soothsayer's Criteria For Being Smart i) Tell me something I don't know... ii) explain it so that anyone with average intelligence can understand. iii) Know what you dont know.

Posted by: Soothie § at May 11, 2014 02:42 PM (zyiet)

96 Soothsayer's Criteria For Being Smart i) Tell me something I don't know... ii) explain it so that anyone with average intelligence can understand. iii) Know what you dont know. **** Well put.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 11, 2014 02:44 PM (MKpBT)

97 Anybody see the video of the new heli-truck being tested? And Stephen hawking say's not to trust AI. Didn't they make a movie about this?

Posted by: oc joe at May 11, 2014 02:45 PM (hqVUe)

98 Ok, so Billy Jeff and his prodginy may be smart.  Do we want more Clinton's or Bush's.  I mean WTF?

Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2014 02:45 PM (HGQ6+)

99 Especially # iii

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 11, 2014 02:45 PM (MKpBT)

100 btw, I refer to him as homosexual Michael Sam because THAT'S how He and his Handlers want Me to Know Him, obviously.

Posted by: Soothie § at May 11, 2014 02:45 PM (zyiet)

101 Jazz Shaw had a good article about the Sam thing at Hot Gas.

Posted by: Y-not at May 11, 2014 02:46 PM (zDsvJ)

102 ...there goes the homosexual football player, they want me to say Am I right or wrong?

Posted by: Soothie § at May 11, 2014 02:46 PM (zyiet)

103 Ole Bill Clinton got his Rhodes scholarship the ole fashion way.

Sen Fulbright called in for him.

Seriously.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2014 02:47 PM (0FSuD)

104 And I would braid his mane and tail with lilacs and blue ribbons. The pony that is, not Sams

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 11, 2014 02:47 PM (MKpBT)

105 Soon, Homo Football Players Association.  They will always be behind you.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2014 02:48 PM (0FSuD)

106 thanks, Seamus you're kinda smart, btw

Posted by: Soothie § at May 11, 2014 02:48 PM (zyiet)

107 At least the Clintons had Chelsea's ugly mug fixed. The MD what did the work is hereby commended. He had nothing to work with and the final product is  excellent . It won't [prevent her from delivering an ugly child but they can fix that later too

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at May 11, 2014 02:48 PM (Oefw4)

108 wait till the half-time show at the next Superbowl.

Posted by: dumbartist at May 11, 2014 02:49 PM (ahBY0)

109 Losing sock

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 11, 2014 02:49 PM (ojnk6)

110 And I would name my pony "Slow Joe"

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 11, 2014 02:50 PM (MKpBT)

111 The Harrier Squadrons go out to Yuma to practice dropping the fun stuff. But even practice is dangerous

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2014 02:51 PM (9fIVj)

112

28:The New York Times called a “meditation” on the limits of his power.


Its limited on using his power to go after his true enemies; those who do not see his status as God King!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 11, 2014 02:51 PM (15w2J)

113 Or the new Viagra ads

Posted by: dumbartist at May 11, 2014 02:51 PM (ahBY0)

114 Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.

Posted by: Calvin Coolidge at May 11, 2014 02:52 PM (uLCJ+)

115

I'm sick and fucking tired of these assholes enriching themselves at our expense,  sorry,  it's 38 degrees and raining, may lose my job in the next few weeks.  Eating hot soup in fkn MAY.  Have the electric blanket on in the damn desert. It used to be I could plant my tomatoes in April. I'm out.

Be good to each other my fellow friends in the box.

Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2014 02:52 PM (HGQ6+)

116 @107

Her Jewish husband no doubt knew some good plastic surgeons.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2014 02:53 PM (0FSuD)

117 Hang in there Infidel. Nasty weather today for sure. My son just told us they are expecting 6-8" of snow in Denver tonight.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 11, 2014 02:54 PM (MKpBT)

118 85 As The problem is that the Left defines their enemies as "intolerant" which therefor makes anyone who opposes those enemies "anti-intolerant" Posted by: The Political Hat at May 11, 2014 07:38 PM (K1sEu) Sort of like how in Europe there are political parties who are opposed to Muslim immigration. They are called racists and fascists. When they have rallies, groups of "anti-fascists" disrupt them with a variety of tactics including physical violence. But they're anti-fascists. It says so in their name.

Posted by: rickl at May 11, 2014 02:55 PM (1Mxs7)

119 Well the revised and expanded version of The Princess Who Caused Fear is live on Amazon.  So you dear treasured will be subjected to over 16,000 words of purple prose on Sluggor.

And thank you so much to the Seven who have clicked purchase today.  Thank you!

http://tinyurl.com/lgyxokg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2014 02:55 PM (HXcdb)

120 It's almost a full moon tonight.

Posted by: Soothie § at May 11, 2014 02:55 PM (zyiet)

121 Thanks Seamus.  Just at the end of my rope.  Hitting the hay early tonight.

Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2014 02:56 PM (HGQ6+)

122 >>108 wait till the half-time show at the next Superbowl Tanned, rested, and... FABULOUS!

Posted by: Johnny Weir at May 11, 2014 02:57 PM (zDsvJ)

123 Would Protruding Nipple be a good name for a race horse?

Posted by: Soothie § at May 11, 2014 02:58 PM (zyiet)

124 Hang in there, Infidel. Try to take care of yourself.

Posted by: Johnny Weir at May 11, 2014 02:58 PM (zDsvJ)

125 Dammit! Johnny Weir sock off.

Posted by: Y-not at May 11, 2014 02:58 PM (zDsvJ)

126 Thank God Drudge got the kissing Sam off the lede.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2014 02:58 PM (0FSuD)

127 Charles Barkley is a douchebag. I denounce my racism. I'd rather watch hockey but I got overruled by the coworkers. Oh well, the St. Louis Penguins,,,,er,,,,,,Pittsburgh Penguins are choking away another playoff series.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 11, 2014 02:59 PM (15w2J)

128 Would Protruding Nipple be a good name for a race horse? Posted by: Soothie § at May 11, 2014 07:58 PM (zyiet **** Would probably have an unfair advantage in close finishes on cold race days.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 11, 2014 02:59 PM (MKpBT)

129 Where the hell are all these ants coming from!?!?!?

Posted by: shredded chi at May 11, 2014 03:00 PM (CZRJo)

130 Wow, the picture of Sterling on Drudge? 

He looks like an 80 drunk lawyer with his shirt undone.


Oh, wait he is, never mind.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2014 03:01 PM (0FSuD)

131 Thank Y-not.  Still raining over your way?  That's what we get a while later.

Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2014 03:02 PM (HGQ6+)

132 108 wait till the half-time show at the next Superbowl. Posted by: dumbartist at May 11, 2014 07:49 PM (ahBY0) --It's can't be much worse or gheyer than the Madonna halftime show.

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2014 03:03 PM (lbhrd)

133 >>Where the hell are all these ants coming from!?!?!? Posted by: shredded chi Should have buried the body deeper.

Posted by: Aviator at May 11, 2014 03:04 PM (3rrMW)

134 Y-not...I forgot about that one too...my God. They have got to be fucking kidding.

Posted by: dumbartist at May 11, 2014 03:05 PM (ahBY0)

135 108 wait till the half-time show at the next Superbowl. Posted by: dumbartist at May 11, 2014 07:49 PM (ahBY0) It might go something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGYNuoCigGY

Posted by: rickl at May 11, 2014 03:05 PM (1Mxs7)

136 "Miracle" just started on regular (antenna) TV. Great flick. I think Kurt Russell's best role ever.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 11, 2014 03:06 PM (CZRJo)

137 Better watch out Shredded Chi...

http://youtu.be/Bcs3_b3VXSU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2014 03:06 PM (HXcdb)

138 >>131 Thank Y-not. Still raining over your way? That's what we get a while later. Been gloomy all day, but not much actual rain. We're in this pattern of kinda crappy weekends. Supposed to clear up tomorrow, just in time for the work week! When will you hear about your job? What's your field? Any prospects?

Posted by: Y-not at May 11, 2014 03:06 PM (zDsvJ)

139 Presented without comment

The Atlantic ‏@TheAtlantic  2m
Why Democrats need Joe Biden to run
http://theatln.tc/1iwb02r

Posted by: Gabriel Syme at May 11, 2014 03:06 PM (X6YhV)

140 136 "Miracle" just started on regular (antenna) TV. Great flick. I think Kurt Russell's best role ever. Posted by: shredded chi at May 11, 2014 08:06 PM (CZRJo) --I may be in the minority, but I thought Captain Ron was also awesome and a riot. But Russell did do a great Minnesota accent in Miracle.

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2014 03:09 PM (lbhrd)

141 When I am pounding my boyfriend's hemorrhoid hole with my chocolate man-spear I make sure that my VISA Platinum card is on the nightstand ready for action.

My VISA card is there whenever I need to cut and snort another line off of his ass in preparation for another cake-smeared night of razor-stubbled stinkhole action..

VISA. It's everywhere you want to be.

Posted by: Michael Sam for VISA [/i] [/b] at May 11, 2014 03:10 PM (jYxCp)

142 139 Presented without comment The Atlantic ‏@TheAtlantic 2m Why Democrats need Joe Biden to run http://theatln.tc/1iwb02r Posted by: Gabriel Syme at May 11, 2014 08:06 PM (X6YhV) Guess I need to buy stock in Elmer's Glue. This doesn't bode well for the Triple Crown losers.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 11, 2014 03:13 PM (ulmY0)

143 "wait till the half-time show at the next Superbowl"

Elton John, honoring Michael Sam, joined by Neil Patrick Harris plus hologram Liberace and Little Richard.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 11, 2014 03:15 PM (uhMMS)

144 Did Scott Beauchamp pen that paen to Biden from the Green Zone of his mind???

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2014 03:15 PM (HXcdb)

145

When will you hear about your job? What's your field? Any prospects?

 

Probably not till the end of the month.  Been going on for a while.  Law.  Paralegal, but stuck in one aspect of it.  No.  8.9% Unemployment here.  And I have a house payment.

Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2014 03:16 PM (HGQ6+)

146 Having problems with your prostate? Try a free bottle of Super Beta Prostate and get back in the game today.

Posted by: dumbartist at May 11, 2014 03:16 PM (ahBY0)

147 Nood thread.

Posted by: Y-not at May 11, 2014 03:18 PM (zDsvJ)

148 137 Anna, At this point, I wouldn't mind if mutant, alien ants came and took my soul. There are everyfuckingwhere right now. Kitchen? I don't like it, but, ok. On the toilet tank? Huh? Whatever. But all over the weedeater gas can? Inside the mailbox (over 100' fresh m the house)? Inside my toolbox? Huh? I just sat down on the edge of the bed wth a cold drink, turned on TV -ready to relax, and THERE ARE ANTS ON MY DAMN BED! What the damn??? WHY?

Posted by: shredded chi at May 11, 2014 03:18 PM (CZRJo)

149 Bible Stories seems to be a good thing to sleep by.

Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2014 03:19 PM (HGQ6+)

150 Chi, put on the gas mask.  Roll the fogger cans.  And go see a movie at the cinema.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2014 03:22 PM (HXcdb)

151 Anna, might be time for that. I have to make arrangements for the doggeh, tho - heck, Flea season is upon us, too, I guess. Is "Heaven is Real" still in theaters? Something to do tomorrow, anyway. ..

Posted by: shredded chi at May 11, 2014 03:26 PM (CZRJo)

152 I, for one, welcome our ant overlords.

Posted by: Kent Brockman at May 11, 2014 03:29 PM (1Mxs7)

153 108 wait till the half-time show at the next Superbowl.
Posted by: dumbartist at May 11, 2014 07:49 PM (ahBY0)


It might go something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGYNuoCigGY

Posted by: rickl at May 11, 2014 08:05 PM (1Mxs7)



Probably more like this: http://youtu.be/ZnaymwR8esw

Posted by: Country Singer at May 11, 2014 03:30 PM (vUJC4)

154 Little Richard is still alive. Slightly OT, but amazes me how many of the original rock and rollers--Little Richard, Fats Domino, Chuck Berry, Jerry Lee Lewis--are still alive and The Ramones are all dead...

Posted by: JoeyBagels at May 11, 2014 03:38 PM (Usdw3)

155 Jerry Lee is still alive? Really? That pervert? and we lose SRV at 35. Life ain't fair. And I want to burn my house down. Maybe that will get rid of some of these ants...

Posted by: shredded chi at May 11, 2014 03:46 PM (CZRJo)

156 A thread on Dancing? Ok. Apparently, there is good reason to fear people who dance sitting down. Here is 1 minute of warmup and 4 minutes of raw swoon for any Ettes reading: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WpYWpN0VXU I give ...

Posted by: Arbalest at May 11, 2014 04:08 PM (FlRtG)

157 Probably more like this: http://youtu.be/ZnaymwR8esw

Posted by: Country Singer at May 11, 2014 08:30 PM (vUJC4)


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But if we're lucky it'll be in tribute to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B74WPxZGfw

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 11, 2014 04:17 PM (HubSo)

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