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February 29, 2008

Friday Night Awesome
— Ace

The best damn thing I've seen all month.

Via Stop the ACLU.

Posted by: Ace at 03:37 PM | Comments (40)
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1 Beautiful!

Posted by: sf at February 29, 2008 03:40 PM (EsQly)

2 sometimes you have to break a few eggs...

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 29, 2008 03:42 PM (FXakj)

3 8.7

I deducted a few points for the dismount. Didn't even try to stick the landing.

Posted by: EC at February 29, 2008 03:42 PM (j2Tjh)

4 So awesome! I swear though that the reporter is almost chipper as he says the police are in no mood for shenanigans. I don't think our press would ever be as pleased to report the story.

Posted by: Jahiliyya at February 29, 2008 03:44 PM (CnXZn)

5 It hurts to see a perfectly good bike get trashed like that.

Posted by: Michael at February 29, 2008 03:44 PM (GBak4)

6 Perhaps the Spanish are not in the mood to be called Andelus again! It is possible that Europussies are starting to grow pairs in some instances. Let's hope!

Posted by: noprisoners at February 29, 2008 03:52 PM (eqMup)

7
What's so awesome about that? He's still alive. He wasn't even knocked out and sat up right away. If he really had a grenade, he could have pulled it when the cops approached and injured/killed them. Me, I would have strung a wire across the road and pulled it, thereby decapitating him.

Posted by: Rinnie at February 29, 2008 03:54 PM (GuQpe)

8 I like the piano-wire across the street alternative, I guess they didn't want to clean up the mess

Posted by: Frank G at February 29, 2008 03:57 PM (Ydps9)

9 They could have just shot the asshole and spared the bike.

Posted by: Michael at February 29, 2008 04:00 PM (GBak4)

10 >>>They could have just shot the asshole and spared the bike.

This is more cinematic. I approve. I don't care about the law enforcement doctrine, I want the spectacular wipe.

Posted by: ace at February 29, 2008 04:05 PM (SXBHu)

11 A new way to "make my day".

Posted by: profligatewaste at February 29, 2008 04:07 PM (SSTpc)

12 Note to self: use sidewalks in the future for motorcycle escape from bank robberies.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 29, 2008 04:07 PM (5hXBq)

13
The more interesting aspect is, how will they blame this on the U.S?

Posted by: Rinnie at February 29, 2008 04:07 PM (GuQpe)

14 That was fucking awesome.
I'll bet he's got a serious concussion and some broken bits.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at February 29, 2008 04:12 PM (5/uG4)

15 I believe that is several years old. I recall seeing it on Ebaums or breakdotcom or whatever.

Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at February 29, 2008 04:19 PM (DvoWL)

16 "Harry Callahan, we're going to dock your pay for that motorcycle and the body work on your car."

Posted by: profligatewaste at February 29, 2008 04:19 PM (SSTpc)

17 I deducted a few points for the dismount. Didn't even try to stick the landing.

That is some quality commenting there, my friends.

Posted by: cranky at February 29, 2008 04:27 PM (JYJNV)

18 Don't bring a hand grenade to a car fight.

Posted by: Craig Landon at February 29, 2008 04:57 PM (lo44a)

"After recent terrorist attacks..."

What a minute - you mean the country that appeased bin Laden in an election has had terrorist attacks since that appeasement? How is that possible?

Posted by: Ted K. at February 29, 2008 04:59 PM (pzI13)

20 Speaking of thieves:

I went to my bank after work today, but was stopped by a sign on the door that simply read: Closed Due To Robbery, with no further explanation. Weird.

I don't think to Portland police were as wicked super kickass as these Spanish cops, though. I didn't note any shattered getaway car parts or bandit corpses strewn about.

Posted by: Andrew at February 29, 2008 05:01 PM (u5kpU)

Andrew,

What to hear a funny story? My stepdad's son, Greg went to the bank not to long ago and as he drove in he noticed that all the blinds were down. A man was standing outside with a bag at his feet. Greg drove by him and rolled down his window and asked what was going on. the man said "I just robbed this banK and we are waiting on the police." well Greg quickly left and found out later on TV that the guy robbed the bank because he had heard it was a federal offense and thought he would go to federal prison, which is pretty nice compared to the homelessness he had been experiencing. Turns out he was wrong about the federal prison thing. heh.

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at February 29, 2008 05:10 PM (vTS2w)

22 I ride a bike and that has gotta hurt, but he was not looking where he was going, he MIGHT have been able to dodge the car, but no he plowed right into it like he was daydreamin' or something

Posted by: Vmaximus at February 29, 2008 05:35 PM (9P95k)

23 Two complete revolutions of Justice!

Posted by: Liberal Nitemare at February 29, 2008 06:06 PM (LP4ED)

There is a real simple principle to be applied here, mi amigos.

If the perp lives, repeats will occur.

If he does not, there will be none.

Es simplicidad, no?

Posted by: sherlock at February 29, 2008 06:28 PM (ojW85)

25 THAT WILL LEAVE A MARK (or two or three)...

Posted by: Eeyore's Swinging Sack at February 29, 2008 06:34 PM (I6QiV)

26 Well, if he had a grenade you'd think that would detonate it.

Posted by: JayC at February 29, 2008 07:04 PM (w3Zn1)

27 Woooo! Japa-robo-porno ain't got NUTHIN' on this shit!

Posted by: Stoop Davy Dave at February 29, 2008 07:12 PM (8xWCA)

28 Sorta like the Spanish equivalent of Super Dave Osborne, 'ceptin Dave always managed to eat the backboard of the basketball hoop, not the car hood. "OOohh!, you know he's going to feel *that* in the morning!"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at February 29, 2008 08:39 PM (DQDJU)

29 Dude could have asked for a truck.

But no, had to go for the cool bike.

Course, if he were smart he could make money a lot more easily than robbing people.

Posted by: Gohuckyourself at February 29, 2008 10:26 PM (8jYMc)

30 That was pretty sweet.

If we tried that in the States though, the lawyers would be lined up sue for him before he hit the ground.

Posted by: Aye Chihuahua at March 01, 2008 02:07 AM (HiWn2)

31 Is CBS news recycling old videos from the internet? This site http://bikerpunks.com/ had this video a year or two ago.

Posted by: Ken at March 01, 2008 03:31 AM (HXrqY)

32 Bad guy thought he'd zoom-zoom Speedracer style, but he boom-boomed ass-hat stype. And yeah, in the USA or Canada even the lawyers would have lined the streets waiting for a legal action accident to occure.

Posted by: 5Cats at March 01, 2008 05:07 AM (Knaf0)

33 Dumb-ass cops. They didn't have to give him a full fuel tank. Just enough to get going down the street. On the other hand, when they give him the beating he so richly deserves, it can be chalked up to the landing on the pavement...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 01, 2008 05:49 AM (1hM1d)

34 You'll hear from our lawyers.

Posted by: People for the Ethical Treatment of Ducatis at March 01, 2008 06:33 AM (J5wUw)

Don't bring a hand grenade to a car fight.

Hahahahaha!

I am afraid I agree that that move would have made the perp a multi-millionaire in this country.

The video was great however I would have liked to see the use of an unmarked police steamroller once the guy was on the ground.

Posted by: Rosetta at March 01, 2008 06:40 AM (8R3gv)

36 Yeah, this is several years old.

Posted by: Dr. Chopper at March 01, 2008 09:09 AM (xvIpv)

37 I'd be honored to represent him.

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38 不倫おっぱいアダルト

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39 I'd be honored to represent him.

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