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September 02, 2008

Fred! Speech to Defend Palin
— Ace

A "masterstroke," Teh Fred! enthuses. Sneak peeks of the speech at the link therein.

Here's what I want Palin to talk about. First of all, I want a 40 minute speech. I realize that's a bit long, but she's introducing herself to America, and she needs to do a lot in this speech.

I want:

5 minutes bio. We know about enough this. Obligatory but can be bullet-pointed.

5 minutes corruption-fighting/reform/integrity. Another thing we know a lot about.

10 minutes energy. Her acknowledged area of expertise -- and a great area to attack the living hell out of Obama on while she's underscoring her own competency and fluency with the issue.

10 minutes foreign policy -- mostly about the surge and media-ignored triumph in Anbar. And yes, again, lots of attacks on the inexperience and bad judgment of Obama. Pot calling the kettle black? Whatever -- We want our Number Two having a public argument on "experience" with their Number One. If she can bait Obama into this...

10 minutes on McCain and everything else. Including her announcing that she'll be, effectivey, McCain's czar on spending, budgeting, corruption, integrity, and energy (as Cheney served basically as Bush's foreign policy czar).

Posted by: Ace at 12:50 PM | Comments (38)
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1 Fuck the speech Sarah.... SHOW US YOUR TITS!

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at September 02, 2008 12:51 PM (KeOQp)

2 Jeez, I'm one step behind on the comments today. I put this in an earlier thread, but it'd be a better fit here:

I hope Fred brings it all out tonight. Really goes down the list of BS leveled at Palin is such a short period of time and lets it fester at the forefront of peoples' minds, because it certainly wouldn't be at the forefront of the media's agenda.

Posted by: Z Ryan at September 02, 2008 12:53 PM (PDeVA)

3 Settle down, Beavis.

Posted by: someone at September 02, 2008 12:53 PM (2z2WN)

4 I also want 2 minutes on her position on Google Chrome.

Posted by: Christoph at September 02, 2008 12:53 PM (hawOV)

5 You know what's awesome about Sarahcuda's impending speech?

SHE'S WRITING IT!

suck on that, obama bin biden

Posted by: Kal at September 02, 2008 12:54 PM (cykzy)

6 This woman kills and guts caribou and likes it. What can Plugs Biden do to her? Bring it, lefties.

BTW, have you guys seen Politico? They've got a 63-page PDF opposition research dossier up on her...that features her SSN with the first five digits intact and the VIN of every vehicle she and her husband have owned since 1994. What the fuck? Is that normal?

Posted by: Moose4 at September 02, 2008 12:59 PM (a9Sq2)

My fear is that Palin will come off as Ma Richards - noted female governor - with some dopey 'Poor Obama - born with a silver coke spoon at his nose' or something similarly red-meat but dumb.

Posted by: Alaskan Moose___ at September 02, 2008 12:59 PM (NnAGL)

Blah blah blah. Who cares what you want? I want her to issue a devastating critique of Obama's energy policy, while simultaneously cleaning an assault rifle, changing Trig's diaper and mounting a polar bear.

And I mean that in the taxidermal sense, but you're welcome for the Google hits.

Posted by: marchand chronicles at September 02, 2008 01:01 PM (oPFyu)

9 Teh Fred bringing the shiv for Obama and the media. That's gonna be fun.

Posted by: DrewM. at September 02, 2008 01:02 PM (hlYel)

10 "You'll have to decide for yourselves which is more relevant experience for the office of the Presidency... running for President, guided by a campaign manager and campaign CEO who, incidentally, are not named Barack Obama... or running a business, city for 8 years, and a state for 2.

"But I'm being unfair. Barack Obama also has experience as a "community organizer". Which combined with his experience running for the Presidency apparently trumps that of the elected governors of this country.

"Oh, speaking of foreign policy. I hear Obama once chaired an important foreign policy committee in the senate to do with Europe. Funny thing is he never called the committee to order.

"I guess he was too busy gaining experience. That is to say, campaigning for president."
-- Sarah Palin

Posted by: Christoph at September 02, 2008 01:07 PM (hawOV)

Shamelessly stealing this from a HotAit poster - if Palin says this line it will be the greatest moment in the history of the world:

"You know, they are coming after me now. And you know how it goes. Gov. Palin looks different. Gov. Palin's kids have funny names. Gov. Palin is risky. And did I tell you she's a WOMAN?"

And maybe she should just say something completely randomly stupid and then say "Oh, sorry. I don't know how that line got in there, it's from a Joe Biden speech."

Posted by: rockmom at September 02, 2008 01:15 PM (iZqUY)

12 Sarah Palin doesn't look like the guys on our dollar bills.

Posted by: Bart at September 02, 2008 01:18 PM (eGRG+)

13 Sarah Palin doesn't look like the guys on our dollar bills.

Posted by: Bart at September 02, 2008 06:18 PM (eGRG+)

Racist!

Posted by: Christoph at September 02, 2008 01:21 PM (hawOV)

14 I'd like her to talk for 5 minutes on "Palin/Jindal '12".

Posted by: Actual at September 02, 2008 01:31 PM (GZPpN)

Is she speaking tonight? Is teh Fred actually gonna be on the tube or will they just jabber over him and then cut in when Lieberman shows up?

Pretend like my remote don't work cuz I don't even remember what channel number this shit plays on....

Posted by: Entropy at September 02, 2008 01:34 PM (HgAV0)

16 I still say this would be the show stopper:

"I chose to give my son life despite his imperfections. And as you all know by now, my daughter has chosen to give her child life. Senator Obama, however, chose to let babies die in utility closets."

Posted by: mpur at September 02, 2008 01:41 PM (J9EWQ)

17 Is teh Fred actually gonna be on the tube or will they just jabber over him and then cut in when Lieberman shows up?

CSPAN FTW.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2008 01:45 PM (Ds4I5)

18 PBS is also pretty good about not talking over the speakers. And it's available in HD.

Posted by: Jobius at September 02, 2008 01:55 PM (Z8ebi)

19 "I She chose to give my her son life despite his imperfections. And as you all know by now, my her daughter has chosen to give her child life. Senator Obama, however, chose to let babies die in utility closets."

I'd outsource that one to Ann Coulter assuming the GOP still accepts her as one of its own. She, you know, knows how to fight back. And likes it.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 02, 2008 01:57 PM (sI5Ho)

20 Here's what I want Palin to talk about.

It's like you're reading my mind!

Or am I reading yours?

MUHHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: Karl Rove at September 02, 2008 02:03 PM (qAMnO)

21 One thing that's telling. We have running jokes like "Sarah Palin Facts" or "Fred Thompson Facts", and they actually seem plausible, because tough, self-sufficient folks are invariably Repubs.

Can you imagine starting a "Barack Obama Facts" or "Joe Biden Facts" thread with the same kind of macho stuff, and NOT being laughed at? There's nothing about these assholes that evokes toughness or self-sufficiency.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2008 02:08 PM (Ds4I5)

22 To bring back the flame war from the other day, Goldberg being is douche-y: http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=Yjg5M2MzMWFiNjhmYzNjNDc5MjhjNDdmODc0OTRlNzg=

No Star Trek references, sadly.

Posted by: Tom at September 02, 2008 02:26 PM (SCzJW)

23 [Russ, look away]

Im worried. I have never seen an election this dirty. Its waive after waive of slime attacks from the MSM, the DNC, the Nutroots, and the idiots who should know better but just repeat every lie they hear without checking whether it is true or not. The poll numbers should be closer. If we are going to win this election, its because of the evangelicals. I never gave the respect they obviously deserve, but I am giving it to them now. I must. Because if we don't win, I may be force to beat a bunch of donks to pulp and wind up in prison.

Posted by: grc at September 02, 2008 02:32 PM (PF/ZE)

Woh woh woh woh wait a minnute, mr lets-start-a-flame-war-Ace-told-us-not-to, are you Tom? Like Tom Tom? Like OMGWTF COCK COCK COCK Tom?

Or a different Tom who's less into cock?

Posted by: Entropy at September 02, 2008 02:36 PM (HgAV0)

25 I'd outsource that one to Ann Coulter assuming the GOP still accepts her as one of its own. She, you know, knows how to fight back. And likes it.

I don't really care who says it as long as it is said loudly and often enough that people start asking "What's this about Obama being a baby killer?"

Seriously, it was this issue that moved me from intense dislike of Obama to outright hatred of Obama.

Posted by: mpur at September 02, 2008 02:40 PM (J9EWQ)

26 >>Sarah Palin doesn't look like the guys on our dollar bills. Ya know, Bart, for a speedo wearing homo, every know and then you come up with a gem. If she came out and said that with a smile, it would bring the house down.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2008 03:01 PM (VBon8)

27 sszzztop et!

Posted by: Speedo Wearing Homo at September 02, 2008 03:06 PM (qAMnO)

28 Any idea *when* Fred! will speak? The stupid GOP convention web site doesn't even list the *order* of the speakers, let alone the time when anything is supposed to happen. I'm not about to camp out on C-SPAN all night.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 02, 2008 03:28 PM (xIUG5)

> Barack Obama Fact: Once hyperventilated when he found out that Whole Foods was sold out of arugula. After a few minutes with his head in a 100%-post-consumer-content hemp fiber bag, he was fine<

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Posted by: Dead Career Sketch at September 02, 2008 03:28 PM (5Psnq)

30 C-SPAN says Fred! will speak at 10:10 ET, following Bush (who starts at 9:45 ET).

Posted by: Anachronda at September 02, 2008 03:33 PM (xIUG5)

31 Fucked up the HTML. Sorry. Let me see if I can fix it:

Posted by: Dead Career Sketch at September 02, 2008 03:37 PM (5Psnq)

32 Fixed now?

Posted by: Dead Career Sketch at September 02, 2008 03:38 PM (5Psnq)

33 "Vetting" is the "gravitas" of this election cycle.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at September 02, 2008 04:05 PM (wgLRl)

34 She could skip the bio part. I'm sure they'll have a terrific video to take care of that.

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