February 12, 2009

Breaking: Gregg Withdraws Nomination
— Slublog

Breaking at CNN now, no link.

Drudge has the statement:

“I want to thank the President for nominating me to serve in his Cabinet as Secretary of Commerce. This was a great honor, and I had felt that I could bring some views and ideas that would assist him in governing during this difficult time. I especially admire his willingness to reach across the aisle.

“However, it has become apparent during this process that this will not work for me as I have found that on issues such as the stimulus package and the Census there are irresolvable conflicts for me. Prior to accepting this post, we had discussed these and other potential differences, but unfortunately we did not adequately focus on these concerns. We are functioning from a different set of views on many critical items of policy.

“Obviously the President requires a team that is fully supportive of all his initiatives.

So he's making an issue of the White House's Census power grab. Awesome.

Also, since no one was formally appointed to his seat, he is still a senator from New Hampshire. Bonus.

Update - Top story at CNN? "Iraq's dogs poisoned, then gunned down." Way to stay on top of the game, guys.

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1 Good for him. After watching The Incredible Shrinking Hillary, he figured things out.

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2009 11:20 AM (FcR7P)

2 Heh, seriously.  Obama appoints the guy, and then tries to take away the ONE thing that might make the job interesting (in an incredibly boring way) - the Census.  I'da quit too.

Qwinn

Posted by: Qwinn at February 12, 2009 11:22 AM (/y1J0)

3 Winner!

Posted by: WTF Capital Investments at February 12, 2009 11:22 AM (AHrTm)

4 With ted kennedy leaving today could this swing the crapulus vote? maybe 59 for?

Posted by: Vmaximus at February 12, 2009 11:23 AM (sA5Gz)

5

So...which appointments haven't had problems?

I mean, there's one or two, right?

Posted by: MamaAJ at February 12, 2009 11:24 AM (X6Zdh)

6 A ray of sunshine in a bleak week.

Posted by: flenser at February 12, 2009 11:24 AM (Q/aY9)

7 Best. Administration. Evah! And as a fellow Granite Stater, bless you Judd, for bailing out on this sinking ship...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at February 12, 2009 11:24 AM (V7FRF)

8

Sen. Gregg, good for you.  Now fuck off.

Posted by: R. Ziskey at February 12, 2009 11:24 AM (LlaBi)

9 Bet he wishes he had held on to that senate seat.  But this is great news in that it will spotlight the white house power grab for the census.

Posted by: dan in michigan at February 12, 2009 11:25 AM (88w67)

10 Where's Barry's bipartisanship now?  Better to tell Obastard to fuck off than be some gelded dweeb like Cohen was under Slick.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2009 11:26 AM (Xgw3v)

11

Not just the Census, the Stimulus also. Finally, a politician that is behaving like an adult.

I would agree with him that the President deserves a team that is fully supportive of his initiatives, which is why no upstanding Republican should even consider serving under Obama.

Posted by: Harry at February 12, 2009 11:26 AM (RxSlU)

12 Hey Sen. Gregg, how does the sunshine look to you?  Glad you got your head out of the rectal tube.

Posted by: ICBM at February 12, 2009 11:27 AM (naAxi)

13 Way to man up Judd. It took Obama kicking you in the nuts with the Census thing to do it but at least it reminded you that you had a pair.

Who the fuck wants to be Secretary of Commerce anyway? Especially when the only high profile part of the job, the Census, has been ripped out from under you anyway.

I'm wondering if the White House got spooked over the Constitutionality of the Census move and decided to push Gregg out and install a crony so they could leave it at Commerce?

Posted by: Rocks at February 12, 2009 11:28 AM (Q1lie)

14 Senator, uh, Gregg, and his decision are all part of our new, uh, uh, um, process to revitalize the moribund and ineffective, um, um, um, um, process and procedure to prevent unnecessary distractions in our, um, processes. This can only reassure the, um, uh, uh, people that our efforts will not, uh, uh, um, uh, uh, um, be delayed in processing our efforts to proceed, without, uh, the politics of distraction. And I won.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 12, 2009 11:29 AM (AZGON)

15 dan: he did hold onto the Senate seat.

Posted by: mcg at February 12, 2009 11:29 AM (ejhPJ)

16

Seriously, who names their kid Judd, with two Ds, when their last name already has two Gs?  What's his middle name?  Tomm?  Fucking stupid goober parents.  Or should I say Fuckingg Stupidd Gooberr Parentss?

Cool that he pulled out, though.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2009 11:29 AM (69J41)

17 WTF?!  Republicans doing the right and honorable thing?! 

Posted by: Aghast at February 12, 2009 11:29 AM (W0B71)

18 Bet he wishes he had held on to that senate seat.  But this is great news in that it will spotlight the white house power grab for the census.

Has he officially resigned yet?

Posted by: Rocks at February 12, 2009 11:29 AM (Q1lie)

19 Ball-dippin'!

Another fail for Barry by someone in a position to make a prominent call-out on his crap.

Posted by: nickless at February 12, 2009 11:30 AM (MMC8r)

20

As much as the stimulus pisses me off, the census scares me a whole lot more.  If they are allowed to politicize this, the country could be gerrymandered into a permanent Dem majority.

 

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2009 11:30 AM (VW9/y)

21 This is not the Obama I thought I knew.

Posted by: Judd Gregg at February 12, 2009 11:30 AM (fagDq)

22 Can't wait to see how this plays on the nightly news.

Posted by: KelliD at February 12, 2009 11:30 AM (AFoGR)

23 He must not have any tax problems.

Posted by: SlaveDog at February 12, 2009 11:31 AM (H6Jyg)

24 Very good that he pulled out. He finally figured out that bending over and getting fucked in the ass one too many times with this administration is not too fun..unless you are Barney Frank of course.

Posted by: IC at February 12, 2009 11:31 AM (jZNCU)

25 This is not the census I thought I knew.

Posted by: Judd Gregg at February 12, 2009 11:31 AM (ivZjP)

26 I thought I heard earlier today that Pelosi was making the Dems sign some kind of loyalty agreement. If true, do you think there may be some Dems that were/are going to vote against Spendzilla?

Posted by: Jo at February 12, 2009 11:32 AM (LB4Hc)

27 I guess he decided he didn't want to be the One's shock-absorber in the coming trainwreck.

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 12, 2009 11:32 AM (3KNgx)

28 Next time I will read the item more carefully to avoid being a dumbass.

Posted by: dan in michigan at February 12, 2009 11:32 AM (88w67)

29 Goodd for himm.

Posted by: LAsue at February 12, 2009 11:33 AM (fNPWd)

30 I miss the Blago skull. It just isn't the same without the toupee.

Posted by: J Foster at February 12, 2009 11:33 AM (6aQu7)

31

#16

Do not forget our illustrious President, Jugg Eers.

Posted by: Harry at February 12, 2009 11:33 AM (RxSlU)

32 So he's making an issue of the White House's Census power grab. Awesome. And the stimulus shit burger too, don't overlook.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at February 12, 2009 11:33 AM (Fvjun)

33 That's hope I can believe in.

Posted by: FireHorse at February 12, 2009 11:33 AM (5KNeJ)

34

good on him! Ya know, it may not seem like much but I am thrilled for the Republicans. And if any poster or lurker reading this thinks it's only something the conservatives applaud-I am not a member of their base. I am not even a member of their party!

Yup, I am embarrassed and ashamed to admit that I have been a Democrat all my life and have voted Democrat until this last election when I voted straight Republican. Kiss my ass Zero and Dems on the Hill! All those Dems for McCain/Palin didn't now and won't be voting for a Dem in the future either, Millions upon millions of us, but you'll never hear that on MSM

Posted by: Jody C. at February 12, 2009 11:34 AM (hphNR)

35 Betcha his old opponent Dick Swett is saddened by the news.  Yeah, Dick Swett.  Not even a good pron name. 

Awesome--not even citing personal reasons, wanting to spend more time with the family, or tax fraud issues--backing out because he realizes his new boss is a jagoff. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 12, 2009 11:34 AM (n2eCn)

36

That's an extra vote against the spendulus. Now if they can just pick off one of those so-called moderate Dems.

 

Posted by: flenser at February 12, 2009 11:34 AM (Q/aY9)

37

Bet he wishes he had held on to that senate seat.

You sure about that?  That doesn't sound right.  If so  --  what a retard.

Posted by: Eleven at February 12, 2009 11:34 AM (7DB+a)

38 How much longer before Sir Edmund Hillary Clinton, N/K/A Secretary of State Hillary Clinton throws in the crying towel and resigns for personal reasons? O'Bambi already has his minions traveling the world, leaving Hillary in Washington to clean the 1500 Port-O-John's from the inauguration.  It's a shitty job, but some body's gotta do it, and that somebody is Cankles Clinton.

Posted by: Fish at February 12, 2009 11:34 AM (CG+cG)

39 Cool that he pulled out, though.

Thats what she said.

Posted by: wickedpinto at February 12, 2009 11:34 AM (ul7te)

40 unless you are Barney Frank of course. Don't knock it until you tried it, honey.

Posted by: Stephen Gobey at February 12, 2009 11:34 AM (9p0nw)

41 isn't the senate seat his until he submits a formal letter of resignation. He hasn't done that yet I don't think

Posted by: Jody C. at February 12, 2009 11:35 AM (hphNR)

42

23  He must not have any tax problems.

 

Thread winner

Posted by: Thread Winner at February 12, 2009 11:35 AM (W0B71)

43

I miss the Blago skull. It just isn't the same without the toupee.

If Slu was really on top of his game, he would have a flaming skull with popping jug ears instead of the toupee.

It's gonna be a long 4 years and we are gonna need it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2009 11:36 AM (VW9/y)

44 I'm wondering if the White House got spooked over the Constitutionality of the Census move and decided to push Gregg out and install a crony so they could leave it at Commerce? Ugh Rocks, this depresses me.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at February 12, 2009 11:36 AM (Fvjun)

45

Next time I will read the item more carefully to avoid being a dumbass.

This is not the dan in michagan I thought I knew!

Posted by: They call me 'The One' at February 12, 2009 11:36 AM (Q/aY9)

46 Next up, Gates pulls out over flip flop on Afghanistan and the Tollybon.

Posted by: Rocks at February 12, 2009 11:37 AM (Q1lie)

47 Barry might have forgot to call him back. What is that other guys name...Zitto, Dorito,  Titto?

Posted by: robtron12 at February 12, 2009 11:39 AM (gue+Q)

48 That Census thing is ridiculous.  Remember when such a power grab was a sign of the "Imperial Presidency" and a sure sign of encroaching fascism?  Yeah 2008 was a long time ago...

Posted by: brak at February 12, 2009 11:40 AM (m+lBq)

49 On ABC this Sunday, Joe Biden predicts the Vice-President will resign, not because of tax problems, and not for snorting coke from a hooker's ass, but because rumor has it that Biden is scheduled for a visit to Ft. Marcy Park for retraining. 

Posted by: Fish at February 12, 2009 11:40 AM (CG+cG)

50 The way I figure it is that if 1 of the traitors backs out we can filibuster the stimulus package now. Gregg abstained, Kennedy is out. Do you think Spector is the weakest? what kind of pressure can we put on him?

Posted by: Vmaximus at February 12, 2009 11:40 AM (sA5Gz)

51 Join real, Freedom & Liberty loving Americans in Beating the Stimulus!

Posted by: aic4ever at February 12, 2009 11:41 AM (wRNeQ)

52

If Slu was really on top of his game, he would have a flaming skull with popping jug ears instead of the toupee.

Or a bike helmet.  I believe someone else mentioned that here.

Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2009 11:41 AM (Lrsi6)

53 Tell me about it TSK9. I bet he appoints some dyed it the wool commie professor for Commerce now as a rubber stamp.

Posted by: Rocks at February 12, 2009 11:42 AM (Q1lie)

54

This is simply spectacular!  It is going to take individual acts of courage and integrity like this to stop the fundamental evil that is the n00bama administration.  This may not change much but every little bit helps, and it raises my spirits a bit to see integrity and courage of this sort.

You hear that you cowardly imbecile, Specter?

Posted by: doug at February 12, 2009 11:42 AM (jCwj+)

55 Orgasm over/under = 4

Posted by: runninrebel at February 12, 2009 11:43 AM (0n9wc)

56 Don't worry, folks. The MSM will dutifully report this as an unprecedented opportunity for Lord Hussein Ur-Lincoln to create an even more bestest and awesome Extreme Cabinet. Moobs for everyone!

Posted by: George Orwell at February 12, 2009 11:43 AM (AZGON)

57 How about Maxine Waters for Commerce?  The woman is either batshit crazy or insanely dumb, maybe both.  Either way, endless comdey opportunities.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2009 11:43 AM (VW9/y)

58 Ha Ha.  Barry is under his own bus. 

Posted by: Hammer at February 12, 2009 11:43 AM (GkYyh)

59 47 You mean General Zinni?

Posted by: PA Cat at February 12, 2009 11:43 AM (fjdIh)

60 Wouldn't you love to know what hillary is thinking about all of this and bill?  Wow, have you ever heard these two as quiet as you hear them now? 

Posted by: Hmmmm at February 12, 2009 11:44 AM (zplc6)

61 Da. Mostest. Competint. Adminishration. EVAR!

Posted by: Pezzydent Barack 'Durrr' Obama at February 12, 2009 11:44 AM (ERJIu)

62 58 Ha Ha. Barry is under his own bus. ____ CLASSIC!!

Posted by: Jo at February 12, 2009 11:44 AM (LB4Hc)

63 Better yet Rengel, he already has the tax problems so he's half way there.

Posted by: Rocks at February 12, 2009 11:44 AM (Q1lie)

64 Yeehaw!

Kill the fatted pig.

"President Obama preselected reporters to ask questions at primetime press briefing"…DRUDGE

America anticipates the lip sync press conference.

The “victims” winning Bonanza Hog Obama's kitchen sinks were also posed.


Posted by: maverick muse at February 12, 2009 11:45 AM (z/dE2)

65

I want to second whoever it was who suggested that Messiah Fuckups be headlined with a flaming skull  enhanced with a bicycle helmet and a chinstrap.

 

Posted by: effinayright at February 12, 2009 11:46 AM (/jmap)

66 Good god there is actually a republican that holds to their convictions?

Posted by: Bosk at February 12, 2009 11:46 AM (fazYB)

67 Republicans are such pussies.  Why couldn't this guy just come out and say that it is a violation of the constitution for Obama to do what he is doing and he won't be part of it?  The public can't buy your argument if you don't make it.  Fuck this being nice bullshit.

Nobody reading Judd's statement above would have the slightest idea that Obama is making a power grab.

Posted by: Ben Franklin at February 12, 2009 11:47 AM (r11nM)

68 Barack Obama is the Milli Vanilli of the chattering political class. 

Posted by: Fish at February 12, 2009 11:47 AM (CG+cG)

69

MSNBC is reporting that the White House press office was totally caught by surprise.

Awesome.  Somebody call 911, I feel a 4 hour boner coming on.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2009 11:47 AM (VW9/y)

70

Big deal.  We thought we got rid of a RINO in the Senate only to have him come crawling back so he can cast his vote for amnesty that surely will be thrust upon us again.  If  Bush had been any type of conservative instead of a moderate Democrat we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.  Mitch Mconnell should resign immediately for leading these bunch of wimps.  I'm not supporting anyone that strays from my standards of conservatism.  

Posted by: typical malkin conservative at February 12, 2009 11:47 AM (m2CN7)

71 Headline should read: Gregg says to Obama :F*** you

If Thulsa Doom was gonna get away with the manipulation and use Gregg as a cover, then this is even better than if he hadnt tentatively accepted the nomination in the first place.  Cuz it makes TD look like a douche.

Posted by: A.G. at February 12, 2009 11:48 AM (JoIvi)

72

I do love the fact that he gives specific reasons about the power grab and stimulus, leaving the MSM and Zero no room at all to either try and spin it any other way or simply ignore it by not covering the story. This will get air time despite how much MSM doesn't want to do it.

Posted by: Jody C. at February 12, 2009 11:48 AM (hphNR)

73 Translation of Gregg's statement:

Fuck you, Obama, and the Trojan horse you rode in on.

Posted by: CB at February 12, 2009 11:48 AM (9Wv2j)

74

BREAKING:

Little known item in the stimulus package: 475 million dollars for developing an exclusive shuttle bus for the President with the seats located on the bottom of the chassis for greater convenience.

Posted by: The Drudge Report at February 12, 2009 11:49 AM (ERJIu)

75 The story isn't even up at ccn.com. They must be trying to splice together clips of Gregg's presser so as not to shed a negative light on The One.

Posted by: Jo at February 12, 2009 11:51 AM (LB4Hc)

76 Meanwhile over at dkos: Big mistake, Senator Gregg. Not only are you skipping out on an opportunity to serve your country, you're putting a big target on your Senate seat in 2010. Actually, anyone who voted for "the stimulus" package is going to be struggling on 2010.

Posted by: Che Pizza at February 12, 2009 11:52 AM (SPSOE)

77 @34 Jody C.  Your post makes me feel better than this news.  I've some democrat friends and some liberal friends.  There's a difference between the two, the biggest one is that my democrat friends aren't crazy.

Posted by: RB at February 12, 2009 11:52 AM (ewXBY)

78 Gregg pick for Commerce sparks partisan fight over 2010 census


That's how CNN is spinning it. Agree or your partisan.
You know what....I'm a Partisan!

Posted by: Rocks at February 12, 2009 11:53 AM (Q1lie)

79 Hmmmm, God, I would pay what good money is left in my SEP-IRA to be a fly on the wall of Hillary's office. If she and Billy aren't plotting some kind of subterranean plot, I will finally be convinced that initiative has died in The Nation Below Canada.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 12, 2009 11:53 AM (AZGON)

80 I used to think that Obama made Hillary look like a seasoned professional. Now he's making Biden look like a good man to have around. What's next?

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2009 11:54 AM (FcR7P)

81 Nice, and he didn't wait until tomorrow's media hole to do it.  Now all we need is pic of him and Zinni smoking a cigar at the Prime Rib tonight.

Posted by: Jean at February 12, 2009 11:55 AM (L64A6)

82

Or a bike helmet.  I believe someone else mentioned that here.

The failure to insert Daschle glasses on the skull during that debacle was a real downer. I don't know if any future additions will bring my spirits back to the level of skull/toupee.

Posted by: jaleach at February 12, 2009 11:55 AM (gHrZU)

83 You have to hand it to Gregg. He stood up and said fuck you Obama that's not how I roll.

Posted by: robtr at February 12, 2009 11:55 AM (uJzOr)

84

I email Gregg yesterday for the 8th time.  I told him he needed to reconsider his position, that he was" a token, not a commitment".  It's like I got my wish, and you know that never happens!

 

I could not believe my ears, I had to drive home and read Ace to know it is true.

I think the Pubs are on a roll here, and I think Gregg will be a great influence.

Posted by: ford at February 12, 2009 11:55 AM (Ki7fm)

85 SlaveDog says: "He must not have any tax problems." You win the internets!!!!!!

Posted by: Che Pizza at February 12, 2009 11:56 AM (SPSOE)

86 Another humiliation for Obama. Leadership in the real world turns out to be a pain for someone with no experience in it. Gregg was voting against the stimulus, and then was going to be Commerce Secretary? Crazy. No wonder he withdrew. The Census is a huge issue. The Republicans should threaten prosecution in 2013 if any Democrat politicizes the Census.

Posted by: Indythinker at February 12, 2009 11:56 AM (M3hG/)

87 I will be working to reelect Gregg here in NH.

Posted by: ford at February 12, 2009 11:56 AM (Ki7fm)

88

Heh. A nominee withdrew on principle, instead of tax evasion.

 Pity he's a Republican.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 12, 2009 11:57 AM (ud5dN)

89

76 Meanwhile over at dkos:

Big mistake, Senator Gregg. Not only are you skipping out on an opportunity to serve your country, you're putting a big target on your Senate seat in 2010.

Actually, anyone who voted for "the stimulus" package is going to be struggling on 2010.

 

They love to make threats.  Now if they were anything other than the sputtering fools they are, we'd all be lampshades by now because of Bushitler and der Cheney.  Truth be told, who pays Kos any mind any more?   

Posted by: Ballin' at February 12, 2009 11:58 AM (W0B71)

90

Gregg was voting against the stimulus, and then was going to be Commerce Secretary? Crazy. No wonder he withdrew.

I thought he didn't vote at all.

 

Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2009 11:59 AM (m2CN7)

91 Gregg now has some gravitas.  He can bitch from a position of clarity and strength -- "I was a team player trying to move the country forward, but ..."

Posted by: Jean at February 12, 2009 12:00 PM (L64A6)

92 Has anyone asked Nancy for a comment yet?

Posted by: Jean at February 12, 2009 12:00 PM (L64A6)

93 Skull with bike helmet, chin strap and HUGE ears!

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at February 12, 2009 12:00 PM (DyXYG)

94 I find your lack of faith disturbing. . .

Posted by: Obama's Minister of Truth at February 12, 2009 12:00 PM (wba6w)

95 Big mistake, Senator Gregg. Not only are you skipping out on an opportunity to serve your country, you're putting a big target on your Senate seat in 2010. He's a sitting Senator, he is serving and he just served us all. Gawd these people are dumb.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at February 12, 2009 12:01 PM (Fvjun)

96 arne duncan sailed through-his failure to do anything to better a major urban school district populated by minorities made him perfect for the role.

Posted by: ed at February 12, 2009 12:01 PM (Urhve)

97 @42 Whoops! ThreadWinner, you beat me to it. How about Honorable Mention to IP hash (fagDq)? "This is not the Obama I thought I knew." - Judd Gregg @21 Me? I just see it as a rat leaving a sinking ship.

Posted by: Che Pizza at February 12, 2009 12:02 PM (SPSOE)

98 Y'all will be calling him a RINO again next week.

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at February 12, 2009 12:03 PM (z/8AK)

99 Notice how the stock market, down 160 points all day, significantly closed the deficit to close down 6 points after Gregg's announcement. The DOW is scared to death of the spendulus.

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 12, 2009 12:05 PM (SMD8k)

100

I'm pretty new to this site, but still I'm not that surprised that AoS is scooping CNN.

Is AoS that good, or does CNN want to downplay the story?  

My guess is both.  BTW, if CNN is downplaying it, it's because they feel it isn't as pertinent as it needs to be, it has nothing to do with ideology and who the story could help or hurt.

Posted by: RM at February 12, 2009 12:05 PM (GkYyh)

101

I do love the fact that he gives specific reasons about the power grab and stimulus, leaving the MSM and Zero no room at all to either try and spin it any other way or simply ignore it by not covering the story. This will get air time despite how much MSM doesn't want to do it.

Yahoo's headline only mentions the stimulus.  That's how it will be spun, Republican obstruction of the stimulus, no mention of attempted politicizing the Census.  Because you know politicizing parts of the government that are Presidential appointments is no longer a bad thing like it was when Bush was in office.

Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2009 12:05 PM (Lrsi6)

102 God, I would pay what good money is left in my SEP-IRA to be a fly on the wall of Hillary's office. There are lots of flies in that room, but they're not on the wall. They're all probably swarming around her crotch.

Posted by: Che Pizza at February 12, 2009 12:05 PM (SPSOE)

103 Epic win!

Gregg should never have teased about it, but thank God he didn't fully commit. I'm sure he looked over at Hillary and saw how she has essentially been disappeared and thought, "You know, I'm going to be made even less important than I am now. And the bonus? I'll get blamed for trade component of the economic collapse I have no authority to oversee. Do I really want to be the fig leaf for Obama and then run over by him and Rahm 'Never Let a Crisis Go to Waste' Emmanuel?"

Nice to look at professional death in the eye and realize the truth. It focuses the mind.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 12, 2009 12:06 PM (sI5Ho)

104 Rm,

That's funny stuff. At which comedy club will you be appearing over the weekend. If you're local, I'd love to hear more jokes about how CNN is not motivated by politics.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at February 12, 2009 12:07 PM (szcvf)

105 Excuse my ignorance of civics, but since the bill already passed through the Senate, will Gregg have the opportunity to vote on the 'compromise' bill?

Posted by: LAsue at February 12, 2009 12:07 PM (fNPWd)

106 I love the final knife bit :"Nothing from the vetting process has anything to do with this".

Translation from Diplo-speak:  "I'm not a fucking tax cheat".

Posted by: Techie at February 12, 2009 12:08 PM (906oR)

107 #99 Fuckin' awesome! Will no one open their eyes? Markets aren't stupid, they just detest uncertainty and a government that keeps changing the rules.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 12, 2009 12:09 PM (AZGON)

108 OT: Oh shit. http://www.greateramericanews.com/

Posted by: Indythinker at February 12, 2009 12:09 PM (M3hG/)

109 Judd Gregg betrays america and our modern day Lincoln.

Posted by: CNN Headline Writer at February 12, 2009 12:10 PM (SPSOE)

110 Gregg probably IS a rino, but I don't give a damn, because I am not a republican even in name.  But he still deserves credit for a successful geurilla hit on  the n00bama Marxfest.  It's gonna take a lot, but we need to discredit this socialist BS and put it on the trash heap of history for good. 

Posted by: doug at February 12, 2009 12:11 PM (UpJts)

111 I would hope that Collins, Snowe and Specter WOULD TAKE NOTE!

It's called INTEGRITY!

Hey Arlen!  That Pelosi Pork Project still contains political intervention into medical treatment.  You going to vote against the bill now?  You said you would last week.  Or, like Obama, do your statements have an expiration date?

Posted by: GarandFan at February 12, 2009 12:12 PM (237hA)

112

It is so refreshing to witness the actions of a man who is willing to stand for what is right.  Our country could use a few more good men and women of such honor.

My grateful praise for your strength of  character, Senator Gregg.

Posted by: Terry at February 12, 2009 12:12 PM (f3A3X)

113

BTW, if CNN is downplaying it, it's because they feel it isn't as pertinent as it needs to be, it has nothing to do with ideology and who the story could help or hurt.

 

I'm sure.  The press would never do anything like that!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at February 12, 2009 12:13 PM (W0B71)

114 Agree with most of the comments here, RINO or not, Gregg deserves credit for taking this action and in a way, outsmarting Obama and his tiny dancer...Heh! Bet they were not expecting this!

Posted by: IC at February 12, 2009 12:14 PM (jZNCU)

115 It's gonna be a long 4 years...

I admire your optimism.

Posted by: Nice Deb at February 12, 2009 12:15 PM (L9mi3)

116

Way to be, Senator Gregg.

I hope you don't have any outstanding tax issues, because if you do, this story could turn on us faster than limburger cheese left out on a picnic table during the summer...

Posted by: Doodad Pro at February 12, 2009 12:16 PM (pXniV)

117 I'm not much of a political junkie but it seems to me like Senator is a better gig anyway.

Posted by: Eleven at February 12, 2009 12:16 PM (7DB+a)

118 Hm interesting, let's see how this works out, but it certainly is painful for President Obama.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2009 12:18 PM (PQY7w)

119 I'll believe a successful fillibuster on this piece of shit marxist legislation when I see it. And maybe not even then.

Posted by: teej at February 12, 2009 12:19 PM (c459z)

120 He could have timed this to make weekend news, and maybe help kill stimulus.  If so, genius......

Call him anyway and thank him for highlighting this fraud and his snarky cabinet.

Call Snowe and Collins..Specter is getting 6.5 billion...PAY FOR PLAY THE CHICAGO WAY......

Posted by: free at February 12, 2009 12:21 PM (cFwGO)

121 Has anyone else noticed how things are starting to look up now that we shipped Ace out of the country? Perhaps he should consider permanently setting up shop in Beirut?

Posted by: Che Pizza at February 12, 2009 12:22 PM (SPSOE)

122 76 Meanwhile over at dkos:

Big mistake, Senator Gregg. Not only are you skipping out on an opportunity to serve your country, you're putting a big target on your Senate seat in 2010.

Looks like Ned Lamont will be moving to Hew Hampshire.

Posted by: booter at February 12, 2009 12:22 PM (eimUK)

123 Why do I always misread this guy's name as Judge Dredd?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 12, 2009 12:24 PM (8VwNt)

124 HE'S SPEAKING LIVE NOW; it's on Fox News.

Posted by: Cyn at February 12, 2009 12:25 PM (pleNJ)

125 Awesome...

Gregg's actually pretty conservative- thus the shock for the nomination in the first place. So Obama gets burned, Gregg gets more cred and we get a solid R back where he belongs (not to mention we probably hold onto Gregg's seat in NH).

Epic win.

Posted by: David at February 12, 2009 12:25 PM (S0kX0)

126

Without Kennedy, who apparently is not able to come to the Senate,  and Gregg who opposes it, the stimulus vote is down to 60. RINOs on the hot seat.

Posted by: Rosley at February 12, 2009 12:25 PM (pGQGL)

127 I guess the way the votes go now, according to the corner, is Collins - Snow & Specter did NOT want to be the 60th vote and now will be since Ted won't be their to vote so in a small way Gregg fucked the turncoats too. Brilliant.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at February 12, 2009 12:25 PM (Fvjun)

128

The withdrawal appeared to take the White House by surprise, with members of the president’s media operation learning of Gregg’s decision from reporters.

LMAO. First that they didn't know, second that they couldn't cover it up and say "I'll have to get back to you on that, but of course I already knew."

Posted by: MamaAJ at February 12, 2009 12:25 PM (X6Zdh)

129 what Rosely said.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at February 12, 2009 12:25 PM (Fvjun)

130 Man those Kos idiots are arrogant. "Oppose Obama and lose your senate seat."

Posted by: robtron12 at February 12, 2009 12:25 PM (gue+Q)

131

Does Barack Obama look like a bitch?

Does he?

Well, then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch?

Barack Obama doesn't like to be fucked by anybody but Mrs. Obama.

Posted by: Michael at February 12, 2009 12:25 PM (siOQ7)

132

At least in part, Obama nominated Gregg to make the Senate veto-proof. It's possible that Gregg's abstinence on the original Spendulus was part of the price.

The Republican leadership could not have convinced Gregg to return to vote on the reconciliation package unless his vote actually meant something. Doesn't that suggest that Specter, Collins, and Snow have returned to the fold?

The fact that Republicans were excluded from the reconciliation gives them cover. And the new bill is even farther from the Republican plan than before.

So a filibuster may be taking shape. 

 

Posted by: lyle at February 12, 2009 12:26 PM (aiizS)

133 Tell us what he says Cyn

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at February 12, 2009 12:27 PM (Fvjun)

134

Barack Obama doesn't like to be fucked by anybody but Mrs. Obama Mrs. James Brown.

Posted by: Fish at February 12, 2009 12:27 PM (CG+cG)

135 Barack Obama doesn't like to be fucked by anybody but Lieutenant Worf.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 12, 2009 12:28 PM (8VwNt)

136 The Kos stoopids are just pissed that Gregg - who they did NOT LIKE in the first place-- punked their messiah.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at February 12, 2009 12:29 PM (Fvjun)

137

Hey Arlen!  That Pelosi Pork Project still contains political intervention into medical treatment.  You going to vote against the bill now?  You said you would last week.  Or, like Obama, do your statements have an expiration date?

 

Skeletor's statements are typically inane ramblings or mumblings.  Since he seems to lack any spine his statements are by rule meaningless.

Posted by: Jim King at February 12, 2009 12:29 PM (k2caC)

138

I'm not liking the praise he gave Zero but at least it was phrased so Zero can't come back and say " Repubs don't want to be bipartisan". Plus you could tell by Judd's that he knew it was all phony bullshit compliments as he was saying it.

 No doubt, it's clear even withoututtering the actual words, it was the census power grab and stimuturd were the reasons. Narcisist don't handle rejection like this well, Zero will be pissed privatley and look for giving retribution on the sly.Screw him

Posted by: Jody C. at February 12, 2009 12:30 PM (hphNR)

139 Does this mean he's going to vote against the stimulus bill? Can he wrangle his neighboring senators into joining him?

And one really has to wonder what kind of philosophy Obama governs under ... how do you go from Bill Richardson to Gregg and still stake any claim to intellectual honesty?

Posted by: Tom Chambers at February 12, 2009 12:30 PM (ayj45)

140

"Barack Obama is the Milli Vanilli of the chattering political class..."

That, somehow, must be racist but I just can't quite pin it down.

Posted by: sherlock at February 12, 2009 12:31 PM (8V5Ut)

141 It's off now; Glenn Beck interrupted his show for a few moments. He was not smooth talking; he almosted seemed aggitated. He said that it became apparent to him that he was being asked to be part of a team to which he could not give 110%. He believed that there was more he could do with his experience as a former governor and legislator.

Posted by: Cyn at February 12, 2009 12:31 PM (pleNJ)

142 "Barack Obama doesn't like to be fucked by anybody but Mrs. Obama."

The fuckin' wookie.

Posted by: LtE113 (MIke in Chicago) at February 12, 2009 12:31 PM (fxZK8)

143 Rahm Emanuel is in the anti room adjacent to the Oval Office performing the duty of wiping O'Bambi's ass after the Judd Gregg butt fucking. 

Posted by: Fish at February 12, 2009 12:31 PM (CG+cG)

144

From Fox News; looks like a transscript.

Sen. Gregg stated, "I want to thank the President for nominating me to serve in his Cabinet as Secretary of Commerce. This was a great honor, and I had felt that I could bring some views and ideas that would assist him in governing during this difficult time. I especially admire his willingness to reach across the aisle.

However, it has become apparent during this process that this will not work for me as I have found that on issues such as the stimulus package and the Census there are irresolvable conflicts for me. Prior to accepting this post, we had discussed these and other potential differences, but unfortunately we did not adequately focus on these concerns. We are functioning from a different set of views on many critical items of policy.

Obviously the President requires a team that is fully supportive of all his initiatives.

I greatly admire President Obama and know our country will benefit from his leadership, but at this time I must withdraw my name from consideration for this position.

As we move forward, I expect there will be many issues and initiatives where I can and will work to assure the success of the President's proposals. This will certainly be a goal of mine.
Kathy and I also want to specifically thank Governor Lynch and Bonnie Newman for their friendship and assistance during this period. In addition we wish to thank all the people, especially in New Hampshire, who have been so kind."

Posted by: Cyn at February 12, 2009 12:32 PM (pleNJ)

145 It's just poetic justice that this screws Specter too. He did not have to be apart of craptastic, but his gynormous ego needing to be acknowledged got the best of him yet again. Specially given that the idiot went on TV complaining it was all too fast and then saying he did not know but would not vote for the socialized medicine.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at February 12, 2009 12:32 PM (Fvjun)

146 Bipartisan this!

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2009 12:33 PM (Ctjeq)

147 "Rahm Emanuel is in the anti room adjacent to the Oval Office performing the duty of wiping O'Bambi's ass after the Judd Gregg butt fucking."

Wiping?

More like lapping him clean.

"Tough guy"

Posted by: LtE113 (MIke in Chicago) at February 12, 2009 12:33 PM (fxZK8)

148 Here's the linky to that Fox News statement by Gregg.

Posted by: Cyn at February 12, 2009 12:33 PM (pleNJ)

149 #140 No, it's isn't racist to make reference to Milli Vanilli... Vanilla beans usually come from parts of the world largely non-white, and often black. Think Madagascar vanilla beans. Of course, in Milli Vanilli's case, the flavor was entirely artificial, and somehow that does apply to Lord Unicorn O'Lincolnbeard...

Posted by: George Orwell at February 12, 2009 12:34 PM (AZGON)

150 Was Sen. Gregggggg recently visited by two representatives of the RNC named Joey Mousepad and Clamps who explained to him what would happen if he's seen fraternizing with Democrats?

God, I hope so.

Posted by: Aaron at February 12, 2009 12:35 PM (gftD1)

151 CNN has some folks on to discuss this but they're breaking for commercial so I didn't get anything. Sometimes I like to watch the lefty stations to see how they end up spinning shit.

Posted by: Cyn at February 12, 2009 12:37 PM (pleNJ)

152 I disapprove.  The one good thing about Greg at Commerce was that he could fight for control of the census.  Now Obama will just appoint someone who won't complain when the census is uinofficially run out of the white house.

And he missed his chance to vote no on the spendulus.

Posted by: toby928 at February 12, 2009 12:38 PM (PD1tk)

153 "Barack Obama doesn't like to be fucked by anybody but Mrs. Obama."

The fuckin' wookie.

She's not a fuckin' wookie. She's a fuckin' Klingon.

Remember: Star Trek is Democrat sci-fi. Star Wars is Republican sci-fi.

Posted by: Aaron at February 12, 2009 12:40 PM (gftD1)

154 "The wheels on the bus come off, come off..."   Heh, we're not even a month into it.

Posted by: Nico at February 12, 2009 12:40 PM (jgBjp)

155 Can they call it up for a re-vote? I know they still won't have the numbers...

Posted by: LtE113 (MIke in Chicago) at February 12, 2009 12:41 PM (fxZK8)

156 Remember: Star Trek is Democrat sci-fi. Star Wars is Republican sci-fi.

Posted by: Aaron at February 12, 2009 05:40 PM

Um, I beg to differ, sir. Would you mind stepping out behind the building with me so we may discuss this further?

Posted by: Cyn at February 12, 2009 12:41 PM (pleNJ)

157 Toby--

He blew the whistle on Obama's Census Sneak before it could get entrenched.  He's done it in a way where the media can't ignore his reasons, and must publicize the politicization of the Census.  Except for resigning after the Census is already underway, what could he have really done as a cabinet member when the Pres wants it his way?  This way they bust the gang before they're robbing the bank.

Posted by: nickless at February 12, 2009 12:42 PM (MMC8r)

158 Oooh ooh fight.

Posted by: Eleven at February 12, 2009 12:42 PM (7DB+a)

159 Star Trek is Democrat sci-fi. Star Wars is Republican sci-fi. "Lost In Space" is Ross Perot sci-fi.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 12, 2009 12:42 PM (AZGON)

160

As the great physicist I. Rabi said about Werner Heisenberg when Heisenberg agreed to support the Nazis during WWII and lived to regret this decision:

"He agreed to sup with the Devil, but found that he hadn't brought a long enough spoon."

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2009 12:43 PM (Ctjeq)

161 Remember: Star Trek is Democrat sci-fi. Star Wars is Republican sci-fi.

Tell that to Georgie Lucas and watch his head explode.

BABYLON 5 IS REPUBLICAN SCI-FI.

Posted by: nickless at February 12, 2009 12:43 PM (MMC8r)

162

Nice to see a guy willing to step off the Titanic. Once Obama had made the power grab for the Census (and watch the truly strange census figures that will come out of the White House) the job of Secretary of Commerce --in V. P. John Nance Garner's words--wasn't worth a bucket of warm shit.

So good for you Senator Gregg--and a fairly classy turn down. 

Now as for the Anointed One's power grab; let's just suppose that in 2000 or so, Karl Rove and Dubya had decided to move the Census Office and program into the White House.  The douchebags in the MSM would still be howling like turpentined tomcats to this day.  But when the Anointed One does it?  Not a peep.

Posted by: Michael J. Myers at February 12, 2009 12:43 PM (UHTK+)

163 actual thread winner:

58 Ha Ha.  Barry is under his own bus.

Posted by: someone at February 12, 2009 12:44 PM (1wXl7)

164 "Barack Obama doesn't like to be fucked by anybody but Mrs. Obama."

The fuckin' wookie.

She's not a fuckin' wookie. She's a fuckin' Klingon."


Uhhhhh...okay.

If I told you what she really looks like to me, I'd be kicked off this blog.

Posted by: LtE113 (MIke in Chicago) at February 12, 2009 12:44 PM (fxZK8)

165 151 CNN has some folks on to discuss this but they're breaking for commercial so I didn't get anything. Sometimes I like to watch the lefty stations to see how they end up spinning shit.

Posted by: Cyn at February 12, 2009 05:37 PM (pleNJ)

 

I guess they'll have to dust off those old pictures of Gregg having sex with a Cocker Spaniel...

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2009 12:45 PM (Ctjeq)

166

Big mistake, Senator Gregg. Not only are you skipping out on an opportunity to serve your country, you're putting a big target on your Senate seat in 2010

----

so helpful of our nutjob opponents pointing out what we are doing wrong in an effort to defeat them. Much like the Palin derangment. It's like to telling Mohamed Ali "your rope-a-dope isn't working and your going to lose unless you stop throwing bazooka packed punches to his glass jaw".

You know something is working when Dems point out how much it hurts Repubs and they shouldn't do it if they want a chance in 2010 or 2012. McCain had it right to point out Biden was the gift that kept giving and that's all that was said about the albatross around Dems neck.

Posted by: Jody C. at February 12, 2009 12:45 PM (hphNR)

167 Just read CNN's post about this - not a single mention of Obama's census power grab. Instead they mention the census issue as the kerfuffle that began because Repub. Jugg was nominated for the Commerce position and minority groups thought Judd would be a racist and deny them power.

Posted by: Hoss at February 12, 2009 12:46 PM (E4ZRb)

168

 

wasn't worth a bucket of warm shit.

"Not worth a bucket of warm piss"

Posted by: Fish at February 12, 2009 12:46 PM (CG+cG)

169 "BABYLON 5 IS REPUBLICAN SCI-FI."

Except JMS is a moonbat.

Posted by: someone at February 12, 2009 12:46 PM (1wXl7)

170 I agree. The Federation of Planets. Screw that.

Posted by: robtron12 at February 12, 2009 12:46 PM (gue+Q)

171 I guess they'll have to dust off those old pictures of Gregg having sex with a Cocker Spaniel... Et tu, Stump?

Posted by: George Orwell at February 12, 2009 12:46 PM (AZGON)

172 Breaking News -- Spectre, McCain issue joint resolution demanding NC strip Gregg of his GOP affiliation, on the grounds that he is overqualified, having at least one working testicle...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 12, 2009 12:47 PM (ScoG3)

173 Speaking of Crazy Scranton Joe, where's he been? Guess they got him locked up in the attic.....

Posted by: sears poncho at February 12, 2009 12:48 PM (uj/0b)

174 AFAIK the "compromise" Mega-Crapulous bill still has to be voted on just as if it was a new bill, and Gregg will have a vote as any other Senator.  He had one last time, since he had not resigned, but he chose not to exercise it.  No reason not to now, and note that he mentioned the Census AND the Crapulous as reasons.  In fact he mentioned Crapulous first.

Posted by: sherlock at February 12, 2009 12:48 PM (8V5Ut)

175 Good morning Iraq! Let me say this first stop on my Westminster victory tour will always have a special place in my heart. yeah, Iraq give it up for yourself! I just lo-o-ove being in a place that smells like ass. (drinks from water dish) And I'd like to - gack! Accck! Huuuuuaaaaagghh! Sorry, sorry about that. Let me just eat that puke before anybody steps on it. Mmmm, just like Mom used to make. Hey, too bad the Japanese Prime Ministers not here. I keed. I keed. Ah, don't really feel to good. Getting dizzy. I- Aaaaaaaahhhh! God, my spleen! You bastards! You shot me! Oh, man that hurts. I.....Uh,........everthing's going black. Cold. I.... Fuckers.

Posted by: Stump at February 12, 2009 12:49 PM (ao5cQ)

176 Instead they mention the census issue as the kerfuffle that began because Repub. Jugg was nominated for the Commerce position and minority groups thought Judd would be a racist and deny them power. Are they fucking kidding? It was Obastard who chose Gregg. So is he a closet racist? Why would Barry choose a vile bigot to head Commerce? Is Barry ever responsible for anything that goes on in his Badministration?

Posted by: George Orwell at February 12, 2009 12:50 PM (AZGON)

177 Everyone keeps focusing in on Gregg's abstention in the first porkulus vote as if him voting against it would have mattered.  The only votes that matter are the RINO 3s' votes for cloture.  Adding more to the nays only has an effect if they are votes being pulled from the yeas.

Posted by: Steve L. at February 12, 2009 12:51 PM (gf23G)

178 Is Kennedy that sick?  I mean, I don't wish anything bad....

Posted by: jewells45 at February 12, 2009 12:51 PM (FDTdp)

179 "It was Obastard who chose Gregg." They also spent a couple paragraphs lying -- i mean spinning - i mean highlighting - that J. Gregg politicked Obama hard for the position. Not the other way around.

Posted by: Hoss at February 12, 2009 12:52 PM (E4ZRb)

180 Now.. IF conservative Maniacs could just be a pebble in the shoe of those two Senators.

Posted by: sickinmass at February 12, 2009 12:52 PM (/i4dU)

181 He turned it down and said why.  Should be interesting to see how msm spins this kiss off..

Posted by: zanne at February 12, 2009 12:53 PM (/EbI3)

182 George Orwell @ 176 You kidding? Obama is not touched by anything. I'm perfectly amazed that the guy goes campaigning for the Spendulus and people are blaming Reid and Pelosi for it. Hey Obama wants it too. And don't get me started with Geithner. Reading the Philly Inquirer (yeah that right wing rag) it says the he flopped on Wall Street. No mention of who actually nominated the tax cheat. See none of this is Obama's fault.

Posted by: sears poncho at February 12, 2009 12:53 PM (uj/0b)

183 I used to think that Obama made Hillary look like a seasoned professional. Now he's making Biden look like a good man to have around. What's next?

It's amazing, isn't it!  And here we are cheering on Hillary and Bill to stage some kind of gloriously awful coup!

Posted by: Alana at February 12, 2009 12:53 PM (JE2zV)

184 If Crapulous fails tomorrow and the stock market skyrockets what are the headlines going to be?

Posted by: robtron12 at February 12, 2009 12:53 PM (gue+Q)

185

Big deal.  We thought we got rid of a RINO in the Senate only to have him come crawling back so he can cast his vote for amnesty that surely will be thrust upon us again

 

When they first announced the rumor about him going to Commerce I researched his record. While he is a squishy on abortion and eco-shit he is fairly conservative on everything else. He IS a fiscal conservative and that was the main reason that was sited for him turning it down. He had irreconcilable differences with the spendulous package.

 

He is nowhere near as liberal as the rest of the congressmen from that area and especially the terrible trio of traitors.

Posted by: Vic at February 12, 2009 12:55 PM (f6os6)

186 Posted by: jewells45@178.. !!

Posted by: sickinmass at February 12, 2009 12:55 PM (/i4dU)

187 that limb the 3 traitors oozed out on got just a little more shakier.

Posted by: Jody C. at February 12, 2009 12:56 PM (hphNR)

188

Now.. IF conservative Maniacs could just be a pebble pissed-off fucking scorpion in the shoe of those two Senators.

That's better.

Posted by: sherlock at February 12, 2009 12:57 PM (8V5Ut)

189 We thought we got rid of a RINO in the Senate only to have him come crawling back so he can cast his vote for amnesty that surely will be thrust upon us again

Once again. RINO defined as someone who isn't a social con; while completely ignoring their fiscal con beliefs - which are -FAR- more important at the moment.

Posted by: lorien1973 at February 12, 2009 12:57 PM (IhQuA)

190

I admire your optimism.

I don't know, Deb, but I'm starting to feel a Carteresque aura rising around this administration.  Clueless on the economy, check.  Over the top ego married with unjustified arrogance, check.  Dangerous foreign policy instincts in a dangerous time in the middle east, double check.

If Barry keeps this up, the honeymoon is gonna be very short indeed.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2009 12:58 PM (VW9/y)

191 Here's Gregg's speech at CSpan linky

Posted by: Cyn at February 12, 2009 12:58 PM (pleNJ)

192 Thank You Sherlock

Posted by: sickinmass at February 12, 2009 12:59 PM (/i4dU)

193 Seems like the Democrats didn't read all the provisions of the stimulus plan.  It looks like there was a set of balls included for all the congressional republicans. 

Unfortunately the Republicans couldn't add correctly and asked for 3 pairs less than what was required.

Posted by: David at February 12, 2009 01:01 PM (NgoAe)

194 You do realize that this officially makes it ONE QUARTER of Obama's Cabinet picks failed to make it to their intended offices.  (Daschle, Richardson, Gregg). This doesn't even count Killefer and Solis (whom is still technically nominated, yes?)

BEST TRANSITION EVAR!!

Posted by: Techie at February 12, 2009 01:02 PM (906oR)

195

If Crapulous fails tomorrow and the stock market skyrockets what are the headlines going to be?

"Obama, gracious in defeat, follows his own bipartisan instincts and allows stockmarket to rise."

Posted by: sherlock at February 12, 2009 01:02 PM (8V5Ut)

196 If Crapulous fails tomorrow and the stock market skyrockets what are the headlines going to be?

Wouldn't that be fun to see.

Posted by: Alana at February 12, 2009 01:03 PM (JE2zV)

197 http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/402139/flamingObie.gif

Posted by: Hotspur at February 12, 2009 01:03 PM (c158/)

198 So the senate needs to vote for cloture once again? I thought that was already done and now it's a simple majority vote.

Posted by: sears poncho at February 12, 2009 01:04 PM (uj/0b)

199 Major Garrett is reporting that the WH knew several days ago that Gregg was going to pull out, yet Obambi is telling an AP reporter that he was surprised by the news. I'm guessing that the WH is still having trouble with the phone's and email, no? HA!

Posted by: Cyn at February 12, 2009 01:05 PM (pleNJ)

200 You know what the worst part of this is?


Ace doesn't even know!

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at February 12, 2009 01:05 PM (ZPwZl)

201 177 Everyone keeps focusing in on Gregg's abstention in the first porkulus vote as if him voting against it would have mattered.

Consider this, though:  The man Barry thought was best to head Commerce ditched the job because he thought the job was a turkey.  That either means Barry's a bad judge of appointees or legislation.  Either way, it's damaging, whether or not it turns the tide.

Posted by: nickless at February 12, 2009 01:05 PM (MMC8r)

202 173 Speaking of Crazy Scranton Joe, where's he been?

Uncle Joe is off to Idaho to attend the Special Olympics. For real.

http://tinyurl.com/bqge2f

Posted by: PA Cat at February 12, 2009 01:07 PM (fjdIh)

203 Better yet, Gregg gets Absolute Moral Authority for having been blessed by The One Lightworker.

"Look, Obama thought that I was the best person for this job, and this is why I couldn't take it anymore for X,Y and Z"

Posted by: Techie at February 12, 2009 01:07 PM (906oR)

204 197 hotspur: That's pretty good.  I like it.

Posted by: WTF Capital Investments at February 12, 2009 01:07 PM (AHrTm)

205 Kasper Hauser at February 12, 2009 06:05 PM (ZPwZl)

But in a few days, he'll post it up like it's brand new.

God love Ace.

Posted by: lorien1973 at February 12, 2009 01:08 PM (IhQuA)

206

Just saw a clip of Boehner on MSNBC talking about the CENSUS issue, with respect to Gregg's resignation. 

Unforutnately, Olympia Snowe is on TV talking about the Stimulus plan, saying "we all agree we have to do something" -- sure, but what part of the pork-problem  and other weird partisan stuff does Olympia Snowe not understand?

 

 

Posted by: Juliet16 at February 12, 2009 01:08 PM (2xgu5)

207 I smell flop-sweat.  Yep.

Posted by: sherlock at February 12, 2009 01:08 PM (8V5Ut)

208 No problem, I sent Ace a link, so he should be posting it shortly.

Posted by: XBradTC at February 12, 2009 01:09 PM (D7wBs)

209

Way to be, Senator Gregg.

I hope you don't have any outstanding tax issues, because if you do, this story could turn on us faster than limburger cheese left out on a picnic table during the summer...

Yeah, he'd better be squeaky clean, because anything the least bit dirty or dingy IS going to come out. The MSM, State and Fed bureaucracies will see to it.

Even if they have to fabricated it from half-digested Skittles and Unicorn vomit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2009 01:10 PM (GSnc/)

210

Uncle Joe is off to Idaho to attend the Special Olympics. For real.

Which event?

Posted by: sherlock at February 12, 2009 01:10 PM (8V5Ut)

211 Joe Biden is registered in the wheel chair racing event.

Posted by: Fish at February 12, 2009 01:11 PM (CG+cG)

212 210 Sherlock

Throwing people under the short bus.

Posted by: PA Cat at February 12, 2009 01:11 PM (fjdIh)

213 210

Uncle Joe is off to Idaho to attend the Special Olympics. For real.

Which event?

The gerbil pull.

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2009 01:13 PM (Ctjeq)

214 Bully for Gregg! I never did understand what the attraction of being a high-level Obama buttboy, versus an important US Senator, was.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 12, 2009 01:13 PM (iafWn)

215 "Stand UP, Joe! Oh, God love ya."

Posted by: Cyn at February 12, 2009 01:13 PM (pleNJ)

216 214 Bully for Gregg! I never did understand what the attraction of being a high-level Obama buttboy, versus an important US Senator, was.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 12, 2009 06:13 PM (iafWn)

He haz Unicorns in du butt!

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2009 01:15 PM (Ctjeq)

217 It would be rather cool if the She Beast is now getting ready for her next presidential run, and plans to start off by becoming sooo outraged by the underhandedness of the Cretin-in-chief, that it resigns-in (mock) horror. "I cannot work with this man. I will not be a part of the ruining of this great country!" = landslide!!

Posted by: JS at February 12, 2009 01:17 PM (Ylu73)

218 Where's your Messiah now?

Posted by: Edward G. Robinson at February 12, 2009 01:19 PM (q0RMI)

219 fuckin awsome!

Posted by: ugly kid joe at February 12, 2009 01:20 PM (Lbpwj)

220 I'm baaack!

Posted by: "I screwed up." at February 12, 2009 01:21 PM (ivZjP)

221

Uncle Joe is off to Idaho to attend the Special Olympics. For real.

Which event?

Javelin Catch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2009 01:21 PM (GSnc/)

222

217 It would be rather cool if the She Beast is now getting ready for her next presidential run, and plans to start off by becoming sooo outraged by the underhandedness of the Cretin-in-chief, that it resigns-in (mock) horror.

"I cannot work with this man. I will not be a part of the ruining of this great country!" = landslide!!

 

HA! There just would not be enough popcorn!

Posted by: Cyn at February 12, 2009 01:22 PM (pleNJ)

223 Chia Pet Pull..
sponsored by Home Depot.

Posted by: sickinmass at February 12, 2009 01:23 PM (/i4dU)

224

To honor the spirit of "Obe the Hairsplitter", I just want to mention that Gregg cannot withdraw the nomination.  Only Obama could do that, which I am sure the MSM will imply Obama actually did so that Gregg could spend more time with his family, parole officer, other pedophiles, etc.

Gregg can only withdraw his name from the nomination.

Posted by: sherlock at February 12, 2009 01:24 PM (8V5Ut)

225

White House found out from the press?

What the hell is that NSA Crackberry for Barry?

Posted by: Iblis at February 12, 2009 01:24 PM (9221z)

226

 

Skull, you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: Fish at February 12, 2009 01:26 PM (CG+cG)

227

Thank God.  The Census issue should be hammered home relentlessly!!  Classical history has countless lessons to be learned from this issue.  The CENSOR was the most powerful single position in the Roman Republic.. more powerful than even the Consulship.  Theres a reason why the position of Censor was abolished.

Could all these FOOLISH moves by Obama simply be because he's black, and didn't get a traditional upbringing with lessons of the history of western civilization?  I doubt he took those crucial courses in university, considering he was a rabid black nationalist. I mean all you need to know is the fact that he thinks Cleopatra was black... Rev. Wright taught him well... uhhh ?

The savior based economy.  God help us

Posted by: John Frum at February 12, 2009 01:29 PM (skmdJ)

228

Uncle Joe is off to Idaho to attend the Special Olympics. For real.

Which event?

The rifle team lost their goalie at the last moment, and so Obama nominated Joe to stand in.

Posted by: sherlock at February 12, 2009 01:29 PM (8V5Ut)

229 Gregg also apparently revealing that he will NOT seek reelection in 2010. Politico has decent story with several coverage points. Hey, at least the Congressional Black Caucus is happy, and that's really what counts most./

Posted by: Cyn at February 12, 2009 01:32 PM (pleNJ)

230 Good for him - we need to see more Republicans saying "that's enough" and a few Democrats, too.

Posted by: Thea at February 12, 2009 01:33 PM (N0hv7)

231 ya'll remember Billy Madison when the Odoyles are chanting "Odoyle rules" as they drive off the cliff......
Obama rules, Obama rules, Obama rules.......as the admin. drives off a cliff

Posted by: slizzle at February 12, 2009 01:34 PM (zG+3k)

232 Right now Google is getting hit with hundreds of searches originating from the Beltway area, along the lines of Judd Gregg and marijuana, Judd Gregg and cocaine, etc... The problem is, there not finding anything. Judd Gregg is clean. Now, if they did a search for Barack Obama and marijuana, Barack Obama and cocaine...

Posted by: Indythinker at February 12, 2009 01:34 PM (M3hG/)

233 We thought we got rid of a RINO in the Senate only to have him come crawling back so he can cast his vote for amnesty that surely will be thrust upon us again

Once again. RINO defined as someone who isn't a social con; while completely ignoring their fiscal con beliefs - which are -FAR- more important at the moment.

Posted by: lorien1973

Who is ignoring the fiscal con beliefs? Sen Gregg mentioned the stimulus package as one reason he couldn't sign on to this administration. Good for him.

If Gregg supports amnesty for illegals, that has  both social and fiscal consequences, no?

 

Posted by: Roman at February 12, 2009 01:35 PM (HgRoO)

234

Right now Google is getting hit with hundreds of searches originating from the Beltway area...

Seriously, how can you tell that?

Posted by: sherlock at February 12, 2009 01:37 PM (8V5Ut)

235 50.

cut off his cancer meds......   i'm not just an asshole, i'm a whole ass

Posted by: slizzle at February 12, 2009 01:37 PM (zG+3k)

236 Red on Drudge: ABCNEWS: CATERPILLAR CEO contradicts Obama: 'We will probably have to have more layoffs before we start rehiring'... VIDEO... --- OUCH!

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at February 12, 2009 01:38 PM (Fvjun)

237

Now, if they did a search for Barack Obama and marijuana, Barack Obama and cocaine...

Isn't Barack Obama a crackhead, i.e. someone who puts crack cocaine in a pipe and smokes it in order to get high?

I'm going to go Google Barack Obama and crack cocaine and see if this thread shows up!

Posted by: jaleach at February 12, 2009 01:38 PM (gHrZU)

238 And now there's audio (also at Politico) from Dear Leader "it uhhh comes uhhh as something of a surprise because the truth is uhhh uhhh ya know Mr. Gregg approached us with interest and seemed enthusiastic."

Posted by: Cyn at February 12, 2009 01:39 PM (pleNJ)

239

at 236

LOL!!!!!eleventy!!!! More popcorn please!!!11!!

Posted by: Cyn at February 12, 2009 01:40 PM (pleNJ)

240 The timing is exquisite. Thursdays are always the best days for bombshells. The opposition only has one day to respond officially before the weekend. So Gregg will be the lead story tomorrow, and all through the weekend.

That's fantastic. Like a platoon of ninjas riding velociraptors, bursting forth from a giant can of whupass, covered in awesome sauce.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2009 01:41 PM (GSnc/)

241

You guys did pick up that "typical malkin conservative" is a wannabe satirist, right? And not a very bright one either, That you, Bill? 

 

 

 

Posted by: flenser at February 12, 2009 01:41 PM (Q/aY9)

242 Gregg also apparently revealing that he will NOT seek reelection in 2010.

Posted by: Cyn at February 12, 2009 06:32 PM (pleNJ)

Cyn, where do you see that?  I only kinda skimmed through the article, and I listened to his presser, but I don't see that anywhere.

Posted by: CB at February 12, 2009 01:44 PM (9Wv2j)

243

Barack Obama at the announcement of Gregg's nomination to Commerce (from Geraghty at NRO)

When the book is written about Judd Gregg, it will tell the story of a man with his own proud record of service on behalf of the American people.  As a businessman, attorney, state executive councilor, congressman, governor in his own right, and now as a senator, he's seen from all angles what makes our economy work for communities, businesses, and families — and what keeps it from working better.  As former chairman of the Senate Budget Committee and Committee on Health, Education, Labor and Pensions, Judd has been involved in nearly every facet of public policy.  And as Commerce Subcommittee chair on the Senate Appropriations Committee, he's already quite familiar with the department I've chosen him to lead.

Judd is famous — or infamous, depending on your perspective — on Capitol Hill for his strict fiscal discipline.  It's not that he enjoys saying "no" — although if it's directed at your bill you might feel that way — it's that he shares my deep-seated commitment to guaranteeing that our children inherit a future they can afford.

Clearly, Judd and I don't agree on every issue — most notably who should have won the election.  (Laughter.)  But we agree on the urgent need to get American businesses and families back on their feet.  We see eye to eye on conducting the nation's business in a responsible, transparent, and accountable manner.  And we know the only way to solve the great challenges of our time is to put aside stale ideology and petty partisanship, and embrace what works.

As one of the Republican Party's most respected voices and skillful negotiators, Judd is a master of reaching across the aisle to get things done.

 

Go ahead, Barry, try to throw him under the bus now.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2009 01:45 PM (VW9/y)

244

Once again. RINO defined as someone who isn't a social con; while completely ignoring their fiscal con beliefs - which are -FAR- more important at the moment.

Leaving aside the question of what the definition of a RINO is, you're being taken for a ride here.

But filling the country with Obama voters will guarantee that the current spendulus bill will seem like small change in the near future.

Posted by: flenser at February 12, 2009 01:45 PM (Q/aY9)

245 CNN will report it as soon as they can stop crying.

Hillary and Gregg both saw what CNN refuses to see, that this White House, with all its czars and Rahm's long reach, is the most political and the most executive-driven White House since FDR.

If all his people are czars, what is he, emperor?

Posted by: PJ at February 12, 2009 01:49 PM (fyFnu)

246

Way to be, Senator Gregg.

I hope you don't have any outstanding tax issues, because if you do, this story could turn on us faster than limburger cheese left out on a picnic table during the summer...

Dan Rather is printing the incriminating documents on his PC.

Posted by: Reiver at February 12, 2009 01:50 PM (wLSLP)

247 >>That's fantastic. Like a platoon of ninjas riding velociraptors, bursting forth from a giant can of whupass, covered in awesome sauce.

The obsequious loons of the national media, who are largely responsible for Mr. Obama’s election, have convinced this brash and bold neophyte that he is a god worthy of worship and destined for greatness. Colloquial television appearances and glib utterances do not a statesman make. Barack Obama is destined all right, but he is not destined to greatness.
Is there hope with this news?

Posted by: sickinmass at February 12, 2009 01:51 PM (/i4dU)

248 Now Bill Clinton is for bringing back the Fairness Doctrine?

Posted by: Rocks at February 12, 2009 01:51 PM (3RHzM)

249

"If all his people are czars, what is he, emperor?"

Nah man, he's the Duke, he's AAAAA NUMBAH ONE!!!!


Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 12, 2009 01:52 PM (cTHpq)

250 I'm so glad I took tomorrow off.  :popcorn:

Posted by: shank at February 12, 2009 01:52 PM (HfjkQ)

251 I guess Barry wouldn't give him a reach-around.

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2009 01:54 PM (Ctjeq)

252 The failed presidency of Barry just rolls along.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2009 01:55 PM (z6eqI)

253 Somewhere, up in Heaven, a Unicorn cried.

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2009 01:55 PM (Ctjeq)

254 Gregg had no back taxes to pay and was therefore not eligible for the BO stimulus plan. This whole "resignation" is just to allow Gregg to save face.

Posted by: guess who at February 12, 2009 01:57 PM (sCCGl)

255 242 CB: I didn't watch the whole presser at 14 min in length at the CSPAN site, but culled it from the Politico article: "In a press conference Thursday evening, Gregg also said he will “probably not” run for reelection to the Senate in 2010."

Posted by: Cyn at February 12, 2009 01:57 PM (pleNJ)

256 @251: You mean Michelle in front just didn't cut it?

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 12, 2009 01:58 PM (iafWn)

257 How much y'all wanna bet that the next nominee has tax problems or some other scandalous shit? I'll wager some Valu-Rite, hobo bait and a couple of big breasted hookers with low self esteem that I have in my basement.

Posted by: Ginger at February 12, 2009 01:59 PM (VjELp)

258 @256: Damn you CoolCzech! Just got a visual and I don't know how to scrub it away!

Posted by: Cyn at February 12, 2009 02:00 PM (pleNJ)

259 Ginger.. Did you get the hookers with esteem issues at the Garden Show?

Posted by: sickinmass at February 12, 2009 02:01 PM (/i4dU)

260 Thanks, Cyn!  AP's got a new Gregg post up at HA and refers to that as well.  He links to a video at MM from Feb. 2, but I can't stand to watch another long video at this point -- will just take everyone's word for it!

Posted by: CB at February 12, 2009 02:01 PM (9Wv2j)

261 I believe in a 'big tent' for the GOP, but that also implies you define where the tent's boundaries are.

As far as I'm concerned, the hard-core creationists and pro-life zealots are in the tent, but there the ones that all talk to their own kind a little too loudly and the rest of us give them a wide berth and try to ignore them. 

Graham and McCain kinda hang around just inside the tent flap but never quite leave, and never quite give anyone enough excuse to boot them out.

The Maine twins are betting that Obama and Pelosi bury the Granite State in earmarks, so they can go back to the Senate on the basis of "If you're gonna be a whore, be an EXPENSIVE one."

Specter about now looks like he's ripe for a big boot on his posterior.

Personally, I want all the creationists and the pro-life zealots who will not let the GOP stop shrieking 'ABORTION IS MURDER'  to get on a boat with the bipartisan open-borders crew and the Dem gun-grabbers and climate-fraudsters and ALL just go away, and let the rest of us sweep up.  Thank you.

Posted by: mrkwong at February 12, 2009 02:01 PM (G8Eo0)

262 OT. I've been saying this for weeks, and now here we have Mike Ledeen saying it too, and Mark Levin is going to talk about it shortly. Hello, Fascism! Way to go, 52%. I always knew you guys were Mussolini's bootlickers at heart.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 12, 2009 02:04 PM (v6gTb)

263

Nah man, he's the Duke, he's AAAAA NUMBAH ONE!!!!

I challenge anyone to say that a thread can't be improved with an Escape From New York quote or reference.

Posted by: jaleach at February 12, 2009 02:04 PM (gHrZU)

264 Sick,

We got a "Build Your Own Hooker" kit from Home Depot. They were running a two for one deal at the time.

Posted by: Ginger at February 12, 2009 02:05 PM (VjELp)

265 Resident Obama butt licker - superglutes Andy - is actually spinning this a Gregg getting "pwned" I kid not.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at February 12, 2009 02:07 PM (Fvjun)

266

The Maine twins are betting that Obama and Pelosi bury the Granite State in earmarks, so they can go back to the Senate on the basis of "If you're gonna be a whore, be an EXPENSIVE one."

I fully support the creation of the Olympia Snowe Yeast Infection Research Center. Think of all the cooters we can save!

Posted by: jaleach at February 12, 2009 02:08 PM (gHrZU)

267 "Barack Obama doesn't like to be fucked by anybody but Mrs. Obama."

and she is hung like a mule

Posted by: chad at February 12, 2009 02:08 PM (Fdmhw)

268 Note to self: Home Depot in the AM.
I got the val u rite and hobo's already. I will breed them and do mail order jerky.
Thanks for the tip.

Posted by: sickinmass at February 12, 2009 02:10 PM (/i4dU)

269

Jonathan Martin with a group of other reporters has just come from meeting with Rahmbo (watching Chris "Mr. Tingles" Matthews [ugh!]); WH is cranky!! Mad that the release of info wasn't coordinated with Gregg, like how the other nominees withdrew.

Tee Hee!

Posted by: Cyn at February 12, 2009 02:10 PM (pleNJ)

270 Schadenfreud.  feel the burn! 

Posted by: Joe at February 12, 2009 02:10 PM (+GRGs)

271 135 Barack Obama doesn't like to be fucked by anybody but boxer Mrs Evander Holyfield Fixed that for ya.

Posted by: enter Sandman at February 12, 2009 02:11 PM (zxaA2)

272 Remember: Star Trek is Democrat sci-fi. Star Wars is Republican sci-fi

Example:

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Gillian: Don't tell me you don't use money in the 23rd Century.


Kirk: Well we don't.

Star Wars IV: A New Hope

Greedo: It's too late. You should have paid him at the first chance you had. Now Jabba's put a price on your head so large, every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. I'm lucky I found you first.

Han Solo: Yeah, but this time I've got the money.

Posted by: Aaron at February 12, 2009 02:12 PM (gftD1)

273

Which event?

Javelin Catch.

HA! I laughed out loud, thank you.

Anywho, well played, Senator Gregg. A move like that displays good character to me.

Posted by: ErikW at February 12, 2009 02:14 PM (hKtiw)

274

"If Crapulous fails tomorrow and the stock market skyrockets what are the headlines going to be?"

Republicans Block Stimulus, Stock Market Turns Favor, Helping Only Rich White Men.

Partisan Politics Win in Congress.  Faux Financial Bubble Begins to Reform.

Posted by: reason at February 12, 2009 02:14 PM (F26eZ)

275 What the hell is that NSA Crackberry for Barry?

Facebook.

"Barack Obama is so gettin blitzd on AF1 2nite!!1!!"

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 12, 2009 02:18 PM (aK1+D)

276 208 XBradTC, I just sent him the link to this post <snicker>

Posted by: Methos at February 12, 2009 02:20 PM (LqLye)

277  Oh, and when I saw the announcement at the gym, I had a wild, unreasonable hope that Gregg will join Marsha Blackburn in calling for hearings about the unConstitutional move of the Census to the White House.  Yeah, they'll be kabuki theater, but I think they'd be hard to ignore.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 12, 2009 02:21 PM (aK1+D)

278

"covered in awesome sauce."

This sealed the joke for me.

Posted by: reason at February 12, 2009 02:21 PM (F26eZ)

279 Now superglutes Andy says the GOP has declared WAR on Obama and refers to Gregg's withdraw as the GOP's War on Obama.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at February 12, 2009 02:22 PM (Fvjun)

280
>>Republicans Block Stimulus, Stock Market Turns Favor, Helping Only Rich White Men.

The Republicans, by their own hand, have been rendered impotent and ineffectual. They have become increasingly irrelevant in regard to setting a moral and honorable course for the nation. Falsely believing that they are dealing with estimable people of an opposite party they have failed to plumb the depths of the nastiness of the socialist heart. Despite the fact that Republicans have been able to observe the works and mark the words of the likes of Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Al Gore, Barney Frank, Joe Biden and those of George Cloony, Susan Sarandon, Leonardo Di Caprio, Michael Moore, and the other socialist lunatics of the entertainment industry and the congress they just never learn. They seem to be incapable of discerning the dark spirit of the socialist mind. If the actions of the aforementioned and of such groups as PETA, The Green Groups, and other socialist radical collectives have not educated them to the meanness, blackness and nastiness of the socialist psyche then there is no hope for them/us.


Posted by: sickinmass at February 12, 2009 02:22 PM (/i4dU)

281 Current Mood:  Party-san!  Wooohoooo!

Posted by: reason at February 12, 2009 02:23 PM (F26eZ)

282

Abortion is not murder, and killing the old makes good economic sense. FYNQ.

Posted by: R. Ziskey at February 12, 2009 02:24 PM (LlaBi)

283 Am I the only one that pictures Obama kickin back with a 40 and a blunt tonight after this?

Posted by: Bosk at February 12, 2009 02:24 PM (fazYB)

284 #241 Flenser.........do you post over at an economic site?

Posted by: Jubal Anderson Early at February 12, 2009 02:26 PM (krKUp)

285 Personal Stimulus Generator from Reason.  Fixed me up with $350,000,000 right between the wireless and the NIST set asides.

http://tinyurl.com/b28omh

Posted by: Disease Ridden Vermin at February 12, 2009 02:26 PM (Tha0W)

286

Just remember when reading Super Glutes bilge...he takes it in the ass and likes it.

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 12, 2009 02:27 PM (cTHpq)

287 Barry's having the worst month in office since William Henry Harrison.

Posted by: nickless at February 12, 2009 02:29 PM (MMC8r)

288 No more wagyu steak for you, Senator Gregg!

Posted by: The Nazi President at February 12, 2009 02:34 PM (ewXBY)

289 Hey, at least I fucked up without the help of a staff of one hundred and sixty asskissers.

Posted by: William Henry Harrison at February 12, 2009 02:34 PM (v6gTb)

290 @287

LOL at that one.  I keep trying to remember what January 2001 was like.  All I can really remember is a bunch of celebrities who had promised to move to France if George Bush won reneging, and the Clinton White House childishly stealing all the W keys off the keyboards. 

Posted by: chad at February 12, 2009 02:35 PM (Fdmhw)

291 Maybe he just didn't wanna be Mr. Pink. Because, ya know, it sounds too much like Mr. Pussy.

Posted by: guess who at February 12, 2009 02:37 PM (sCCGl)

292

Star Trek is Democrat Commie Sci-fi.

FTFY

 

Posted by: RB at February 12, 2009 02:40 PM (ewXBY)

293

"I keep trying to remember what January 2001 was like.  All I can really remember is a bunch of celebrities who had promised to move to France if George Bush won reneging..."

I remember that too, and it still makes me mad.  Susan Sarndon PROMISED!  I kept my end of the bargain, and voted W into office.  She was supposed to keep her end and move!  We had a deal, Susan!  We had a deal!

Posted by: reason at February 12, 2009 02:41 PM (kC3nL)

294 @257: Ginger, if the hookers have huge breasticles, why on Earth would they have self-esteem issues? Could they benefit from Full Lace Real Chinese Pube Merkins?

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 12, 2009 02:41 PM (iafWn)

295 Mega-Crapulous bill still has to be voted on just as if it was a new bill, and Gregg will have a vote as any other Senator.

Isn't it true that if the House adopts the Senate bill, in its entirely, that its over?  It doesn't go to conference but goes straight to the White House for Obama's signature.

I think.

Posted by: toby928 at February 12, 2009 02:44 PM (PD1tk)

296

Personally, I want all the creationists and the pro-life zealots who will not let the GOP stop shrieking 'ABORTION IS MURDER'  to get on a boat with the bipartisan open-borders crew and the Dem gun-grabbers and climate-fraudsters and ALL just go away, and let the rest of us sweep up.  Thank you.

Translation:

"I just weely wish all those tewibble pwo-life meanies would just leave!"

(stamps foot and crosses arms).

Good luck with that winning coalition you've mapped out dude. 

Posted by: Matt at February 12, 2009 02:45 PM (0z0tO)

297

I am having a great night. I am thrilled to Gregg back as my Senator.  I am thrilled that he was very human, polite, Yankee, Republican, family oriented and respectful.  He made a point several times  sharing his process of independence, doing what he thinks is right and his style.  He seemed to make a iron proof pitch to the people .  Integrity makes you unable to serve Obama!

As luck would have it, he didn't follow the WH rules on when he was suppose to resign...he told them 2 days ago. They are saying they are surprised he told people today. When were the WH people wanting this to drop?

So much for transparency  in BO's Badministration.

Posted by: ford at February 12, 2009 02:47 PM (Ki7fm)

298 Hi everyone, I would have chimed in earlier, but I was watching Gregg's comments live and I've been beating my dick like an illegal combatant ever since. I both admire and am disgusted by Gregg's delicacy in declining the job. Admire, because it is a skill I don't possess. Disgusted by, because the writing was on the wall from the get-go. Obama: "Hey, would you like to come to Commerce to be my pet Republican? Just so you don't fuck with my plans to gerrymander the entire fucking country, I'm going to put my miniature ballerina in charge of the census. Now kiss my fucking ring and tell the cameras how wicked awesome this stimulus bill is going to be for the economy." If the President had tried to pull my Man Card in such a fashion, I would have ass-raped him at that presser and laid it out in plain English - "Obama wanted to remove a Republican from the Senate and have the Democrat governor replace him with another libtard sycophant, while at the same time, removing the largest responsibility the SecComm has and giving it to his faggoty chihuahua, Rahm Emanuel." And then I would have done a ninja backflip off the stage, landing on Helen Thomas' throat with my tree-climbing ninja toe-claws while I gave Jake Tapper a wink and told him "Stay gold, Pony-Boy."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 12, 2009 02:48 PM (bu0Ek)

299 No, it's true! In the 23rd Century, we don't use money. We use BJ's. Chekov owes 20, and McCoy, 10. The real pisser is Spock - I'm down 100 with the SOB. I swear I'm turning green. On the other hand, Nurse Chapel hands out BJ's like she's gone Warp Factor 9, if you know what I mean!

Posted by: Cpt. James Tiberius Kirk at February 12, 2009 02:49 PM (iafWn)

300 well that's that from Empire of Jeff.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at February 12, 2009 02:50 PM (Fvjun)

301 We got a "Build Your Own Hooker" kit from Home Depot.

It's also sold at Toys-R-Us as the "US Senator Re-Election Play Set".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2009 02:51 PM (GSnc/)

302 297 he told them 2 days ago? So all the surprised! First learning it from reporters was all bullshit?

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at February 12, 2009 02:52 PM (Fvjun)

303 For dessert, Barry Hussein Ur-Lincoln will be served a tasty dish of sweet crow. ABC News... EAST PEORIA, ILL. — President Obama today repeated the claim we asked about yesterday at the press briefing that Jim Owens, the CEO of Caterpillar, Inc., “said that if Congress passes our plan, this company will be able to rehire some of the folks who were just laid off.”… But after the president left the event, Owens said the exact opposite. Asked if the stimulus package would be able to stop the 22,000 layoffs or not, Owens said, “I think realistically no. The truth is we’re going to have more layoffs before we start hiring again” “It is going to take some time before that stimulus bill” means re-hiring, he said.

Posted by: William Henry Harrison at February 12, 2009 02:53 PM (v6gTb)

304 @299: Aye, Captain, but Nurse Chapel can't take it anymore! She wasn't built for so many! I don't think she can take it anymore! You've got to slow her down!

Posted by: Scottie at February 12, 2009 02:54 PM (iafWn)

305 Obama math: Caterpillar Tractor lays off 5,000 workers in 2008. By 2011, they have re-hired all five thousand = OMG TEN THOUSAND JOBS SAVED AND/OR CREATED!!11!!onehundredeleven!!!1!1

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 12, 2009 02:57 PM (bu0Ek)

306

Barry had this to say about the Caterpillar CEO.

They sent in their best man.  And when we roll down the 69th street
bridge tomorrow on our way to freedom, we're gonna have their best man
leading the way.  From the neck up...

On the hood of my car!

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 12, 2009 02:59 PM (cTHpq)

307 Hmmmm.

Wow.  There are Republicans in Congress with a pair of balls.

...

Color me surprised.

Posted by: memomachine at February 12, 2009 03:00 PM (XNKxF)

308

Personal Stimulus Generator from Reason

I just got hooked up with $2.825 Billion! Sweet!

Title III- Commerce, Justice and Science, Subtitle A-Commerce, National Telecommunications and Information Administration, Wireless and Broadband Deployment Grant Programs.

I also get Ohio State season tickets for life!

 

Posted by: ErikW at February 12, 2009 03:00 PM (hKtiw)

309 i always thought they used money on Star Trek, it just wasn't paper money. there's plenty of references to people being paid in "credits" in the Original Series.

Posted by: leafyqueen at February 12, 2009 03:01 PM (2GTwd)

310 @309: "Credits" is 23rd century slang for BJ's, my man! And Mudd gave damned good ones, let me tell you!

Posted by: Cpt. James Tiberius Kirk at February 12, 2009 03:04 PM (iafWn)

311 Chekov owes 20, and McCoy, 10. The real pisser is Spock - I'm down 100 with the SOB. I swear I'm turning green.

Sulu, surprisingly, pays his debts promptly.

Posted by: nickless at February 12, 2009 03:05 PM (MMC8r)

312 I think we're switching to quatloos, now that the dollar is equally fictional.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 12, 2009 03:06 PM (v6gTb)

313 obama told a crowd in Peoria, Illinois, that we must spend to get ourselves out of the recession. But when we are out of the recession, we have to live within our means.

Ok, mother fucker sucker of Ron Jeremy's cock, how you fucking stop making banks giving home loans to people that can't afford the loan?

Thanks a lot, 52.

Posted by: Ginger at February 12, 2009 03:06 PM (VjELp)

314

It's only been three weeks and it is on. Socialism vs Capitalism. They are not hiding their plans.  The MSM is on the train.

If it keeps being this bad for THE ONE, we will take the house and the senate in two year.  That assumes he doesn't declare a national emergency and stop elections.

We are so close to losing it all, it is scary.  They will not stop.

More Ammo!

Kemp

 

Posted by: kempermanx at February 12, 2009 03:10 PM (2+9Yx)

315 Speaking of "covered in awesome sauce", people should maybe drop by Senator Gregg's mailbox with an "attaboy". I know that I normally write Congresscritters to bitch and snarl, so I figured it would really stand out if he got some positive reinforcement.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 12, 2009 03:13 PM (Kxfhj)

316 Obama told a crowd in Peoria, Illinois, that we must spend to get ourselves out of the recession. I'm sorry, come again? Didn't Bush get criticized by BARRY for suggesting this very thing after 9-11?

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at February 12, 2009 03:14 PM (Fvjun)

317

Were we all listening to the same Gregg speech? In the one I heard, he didn't sound so much like a Heroic Republican. There was a definite mention of "carrying the President's water" in the Senate. That had a considerable ick factor.

Carrying water is one thing, but in the Senate you have to grasp the hose it flows through. Lovingly. With a little fillip at the tip of the tongue. 

Sorry, I'm voting meh on this one. I think the big bills just got 4 GOP votes.

Posted by: comatus at February 12, 2009 03:14 PM (WpTXD)

318 Nice to see a guy willing to step off the Titanic.

We're all on the Titanic now.

Posted by: lmg at February 12, 2009 03:18 PM (A/vgC)

319 309-There was a reference in ST IV to there being no money in the future-because Kirk couldn't pay for the pizza and beer.  In TNG, you can get everything you want out of a replicator or on the holodeck, so there wasn't any real need for 'money.'  On the other hand, Quark on DS9 was all about the latinum strips, so maybe it's just Star Fleet that operates money free.

Posted by: Methos at February 12, 2009 03:20 PM (LqLye)

320 Obama told a crowd in Peoria, Illinois, that we must spend to get ourselves out of the recession. I'm sorry, come again? Didn't Bush get criticized by BARRY for suggesting this very thing after 9-11? Oceania was at war with Eastasia: Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 12, 2009 03:20 PM (v6gTb)

321

Sorry, I'm voting meh on this one. I think the big bills just got 4 GOP votes.

Posted by: comatus at February 12, 2009 08:14 PM (WpTXD)


If Gregg were going to vote for this crap, why would he have abstained when the Senate bill was being voted on?  I figured he abstained because he wanted to vote no, but didn't want to piss off Obama.

Otherwise, I do agree with your comment. 


Posted by: CB at February 12, 2009 03:22 PM (9Wv2j)

322 This is easy people start seeking rent , or rent seeking . Apparently one is much better than the other .....

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 12, 2009 03:23 PM (d0YiG)

323 Superglutes Andy is coming unglued posting about this -- I think he's near 20 on the Gregg subject -- his most recent this hour is "Andrew Sullivan / The Daily Dish: The Census Canard — Again, this is not a real issue." spin, spin, hack, spin

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at February 12, 2009 03:26 PM (Fvjun)

324 So has rationing started at the AoSHQ? Only four measly posts today?

Posted by: adamthemad at February 12, 2009 03:27 PM (kIjlp)

325 oh and superglutes suggests that the census power grab is fiction and a racist GOP fantasy "This issue was championed by Republicans for the usual "the-darkies-are-taking-over!" reasons. "

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at February 12, 2009 03:28 PM (Fvjun)

326 In The Federation, the need for "money" is outdated.  With the limitless energy provided by advanced fusion and matter/antimatter reactors, and all food, clothing, housing, you name it, you can get it from replicator technology freely available to everyone, why would you need "money"??

Only species outside The Federation use "credits", and if you were gonna trade with one of those species, you just replicate some item they are willing to trade for and swap for some of their credits that you can use for other dealings.

100% profit.  What Capitalist wouldn't groove on 100% profit??

Granted there are some "liberal" aspects to The Federation, but you wouldn't have to subscribe to them...  Take your mini-reactor, replicator and transporter, haul your ass off to Bumfuck, Montana, build your log cabin, a la J.T.Kirk, and tell the rest of the world to piss off..

That's my plan.

Posted by: FORGER at February 12, 2009 03:30 PM (dQCvL)

327 Allahpundit goes insane yet again. Check him out after Malkin reams the handout crowd at Barry's rally, on Beck's show: I take MM’s point about housing not being a civil right, but this goes back to what I said the other day about stimulus polls: When the economy’s in crisis, the only politicians who’ll be willing to vote en masse against entitlements and be portrayed as “callous” are ideologues of a Reagan/Paul degree of libertarian purity. And it’s going to be a long, long time before they’re a majority of the GOP again. However fine this argument is theoretically, politically it’s a non-starter. WTF? So, don't even make the argument, I guess. After all, if telling the truth is a "non-starter," why bother to try convincing anyone at all? This is equivalent to giving up before you've even started the race. And I see just a wee bit of discrepancy when he lumps Reagan together with Ron Paul. What is the matter with this guy?

Posted by: George Orwell at February 12, 2009 03:34 PM (v6gTb)

328 Sen Gregg? Kudos. However, pulling out at the last minute is not a recommended strategy. Abstinence from Democrat administrations is the only way to be sure your career will not contract a communicable disease. (Does it burn when you pee yet?)

Posted by: red speck at February 12, 2009 03:35 PM (6RSWl)

329 Three words:  gold pressed latinum

Posted by: toby928 at February 12, 2009 03:35 PM (PD1tk)

330 Nah man, he's the Duke, he's AAAAA NUMBAH ONE!!!!

Buzz wins the grand prize. From now on Baroccoli Obamlet IS The Duke of New York. And we all know how HE ended up.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 12, 2009 03:35 PM (YdNzl)

331 257 How much y'all wanna bet that the next nominee has tax problems or some other scandalous shit? I'll wager some Valu-Rite, hobo bait and a couple of big breasted hookers with low self esteem that I have in my basement.

Posted by: Ginger at February 12, 2009 06:59 PM (VjELp)

Any chance of having a little slumber party in your basement?

Posted by: Ballroom Dancing Bassets at February 12, 2009 03:35 PM (bcK3v)

332 Sounds like a plan, Forger. But of course, a money-less future begs the question: why the hell would anyone actually DO anything at that point, especially so goofy as to join Starfleet just to be shot up by a bunch of Klingons? Sounds to me like the Federation devolved into a universal welfare scheme... On the other hand, if I had a Holodeck, I would spend my days creating the most awesome interactive porn you can imagine, and then some!

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 12, 2009 03:36 PM (iafWn)

333

All that pounding on Super Glutes ass must have dislodged his brainstem.

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 12, 2009 03:42 PM (cTHpq)

334

WTF? So, don't even make the argument, I guess. After all, if telling the truth is a "non-starter," why bother to try convincing anyone at all? This is equivalent to giving up before you've even started the race.

And I see just a wee bit of discrepancy when he lumps Reagan together with Ron Paul. What is the matter with this guy?

in a word: he's not a conservative. he's more moderate and apolitical and i have no clue why Michelle keeps the clown at HotAir to tick everybody off with his little cheap shots at Palin and other GOPers who won't back down to Obama and sell their souls. He's also extremly think skinned, and easy to get to. Just ignore him, it's Allah being Allah which in a word is...annoying

Posted by: YRM at February 12, 2009 03:47 PM (004wR)

335 Maybe he didn't want the hillbil or Timmay treatment.  Let's hope he is heroic but those who think he will be a 4th republican vote are more than likely correct. 

Posted by: Hmmmm at February 12, 2009 03:48 PM (zplc6)

336 Toby: GPL was developed by the ultimate capitalists, the Ferengi because it can't be "forged" by a replicator.

Czech: According to Picard, not having to scrabble for money, you get to devote your time to self improvement and exploration.  It's a "Big ass sky" out there to explore...

It may seem like a welfare scheme, but look at the bright side...

Those are gonna spend the money stolen from the rest of us today to piss away on crack, cigs and lotto, will have unlimited access to the poison of their choice and will rapidly OD themselves into extinction....

Meanwhile the rest of us will be able to replicate that 4bbl Holley carb to finish off that classic Shelby 500 Mustang reproduction and a tank full of gas to drive the fuck outta it with for free....

Win/Win.


Posted by: FORGER at February 12, 2009 03:49 PM (dQCvL)

337 332 Sounds like a plan, Forger. But of course, a money-less future begs the question: why the hell would anyone actually DO anything at that point, especially so goofy as to join Starfleet just to be shot up by a bunch of Klingons? Sounds to me like the Federation devolved into a universal welfare scheme... On the other hand, if I had a Holodeck, I would spend my days creating the most awesome interactive porn you can imagine, and then some! Posted by: CoolCzech at February 12, 2009 08:36 PM (iafWn) If you've read any of Iain Banks' sci-fi novels set in the "Culture" universe, that's EXACTLY what the problem is in his future society - where every whim, no matter how absurd, is available for the asking. The biggest problem for the citizenry is the overwhelming boredom.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 12, 2009 03:49 PM (bu0Ek)

338

Principals over Power. 

WTF, did he NOT get the memo.  No cash to be stored in his senate freezer.

Seriously, I'd buy Gregg a value-rite vodka if i knew 'em.

 

Posted by: Teresa at February 12, 2009 03:53 PM (ivHj2)

339 CoolCzech, remember the episode where LaForge personalized a mock up of the gal who designed the Enterprise D's reactor?  And the episode a couple of seasons later when the real gal found the program?  It was seriously implied that holo-porn was practiced.

And that's what they could get away with on TV,  You just know somewhere along the way there was some real misfortune involving anime (tentacles!).

Oh, and they could replicate lace wigs for free, too.

Posted by: Methos at February 12, 2009 03:53 PM (LqLye)

340 @257: Ginger, why do you big breasted hookers with low self-esteem in your basement, anyway? Any chance I could borrow them for my Holodeck project??

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 12, 2009 03:57 PM (iafWn)

341 Oh, and they could replicate lace wigs for free, too. Posted by: Methos at February 12, 2009 08:53 PM (LqLye) Could they weplicate Full Lace Weal Chinese Hair Pussy Wigs, GI? That would be such a welief!

Posted by: Sore Chinese Woman at February 12, 2009 04:00 PM (iafWn)

342
Could they weplicate Full Lace Weal Chinese Hair Pussy Wigs, GI?

It would cost you $13 Federal.

Posted by: toby928 at February 12, 2009 04:02 PM (PD1tk)

343 Sullivan is losing his pearl-flecked shit.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at February 12, 2009 04:05 PM (cvmgB)

344 Czech: According to Picard, not having to scrabble for money, you get to devote your time to self improvement and exploration.

Yes, exactly.  What a keen insight into human nature.  Why, on the first of each month, one barely has time to dodge the stampede of hobos rushing from the welfare office to the liquor store lottery machine arts and crafts workshops and the nearest NASA training facility.

Qwinn

Posted by: Qwinn at February 12, 2009 04:06 PM (/y1J0)

345 Czech,

I have them for my global warming experiment.

Posted by: Ginger at February 12, 2009 04:06 PM (VjELp)

346 Oh Christ, you don't mean you're testing that cockamamie theory that pussy farts contribute to global warming, do you???

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 12, 2009 04:09 PM (iafWn)

347 Czech: According to Picard, not having to scrabble for money, you get to devote your time to self improvement and exploration.  It's a "Big ass sky" out there to explore...

Lily Tomlin did a bit once that said if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be when we were kids, it'd be a world with nothing but astronauts, ballerinas, and firemen (or whatever).

Roddenberry was a twittish fuck, and his notions of economics and human nature are laughable. Trek became tedious once he decided he wanted to become a guru instead of a TV producer, and his 'vision' that human beings would be perfected by technology and psychotherapy is the biggest load of sci-fi hoohah since Scientology.

Posted by: nickless at February 12, 2009 04:14 PM (MMC8r)

348 #314 Kemp I couldn't agree w/ you more. It is full-throttle war of Socialism vs. Capitalism. This is it. If we don't get it right, it's going to be gone for good. The libs are on a massive roll with every dirty, despicable trick up their collective sleeves to keep them entrenched in power. It's do or die for this country and our liberty and freedoms as individuals. At mid terms in '10, will we be able to push past all of their fraudulent ACORN practices and slimy tricks to win? That's what I fear.

Posted by: Twinks at February 12, 2009 04:15 PM (KGbOi)

349 al gore will be here to supervise the experiment. I hope to win the nobel peace prize.

Posted by: Ginger at February 12, 2009 04:15 PM (VjELp)

350

I have them for my global warming experiment.

Global warming.  Warming globes.

I find your experiment fascinating and would like to audit it.  Or even participate.

 

Posted by: tsj017 at February 12, 2009 04:21 PM (TV9JE)

351

261I believe in a 'big tent' for the GOP, but that also implies you define where the tent's boundaries are.

I'm enjoying this Gregg thing so much that the "big tent" is right where it should be --- in my pants.

Posted by: effinayright at February 12, 2009 04:23 PM (/jmap)

352 And I see just a wee bit of discrepancy when he lumps Reagan together with Ron Paul. What is the matter with this guy?

Sarah Palin reminded him of a blowup doll with which he had erectile dysfunction and he's been as crazy as Thilly Thully ever since.  He's driven a lot of good posters away from Hot Air and the sooner he's given the bum's rush the better.  Maximum douchetool and, as YRM said, no conservative.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2009 04:24 PM (Xgw3v)

353 I find your experiment fascinating and would like to audit it.  Or even participate.

I'll settle for subscribing to your newsletter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2009 04:24 PM (MKNSy)

354 349 al gore will be here to supervise the experiment. I hope to win the nobel peace prize. Posted by: Ginger at February 12, 2009 09:15 PM (VjELp) Can I watch??? Please?????

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 12, 2009 04:29 PM (iafWn)

355 Hes part of the failed policuhssssssshshs of the passssshshshst. He doesnt understand the winning policuhsshshshs of the nowshshshshsh like massive sssshshshspending on government programshshshshs to create jobshshshshshshs

Posted by: Barack Hope Uhhhh Fuck at February 12, 2009 04:31 PM (/YM8H)

356 I got the BREAKING NEWS update on my BlackBerry during a meeting and had to restrain myself from doing the Happy Dance™. I shouldn't be so giggly about something so serious, but I can't help myself.

Posted by: Bob's Kid at February 12, 2009 04:35 PM (K4Jk2)

357

It's obvious that Judd Gregg is a racist..well, for one, he is a white male.

Two, he is also, a white male.

Three, he is a white male, who is also white.

Simple.

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 12, 2009 04:35 PM (cTHpq)

358 nobel noble peace PIEce prize.

Posted by: sickinmass at February 12, 2009 04:36 PM (/i4dU)

359 343 Sullivan is losing his pearl-flecked shit.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at February 12, 2009 09:05 PM (cvmgB)

Sullie hasn't been the same since he got fisted by a long-armed Burmese orangutan he met on vacation. It obviously bounced off his brain or something..

Posted by: TexasJew at February 12, 2009 04:37 PM (Ctjeq)

360 Qwinn, what you missed is that all the hobos will have access to all that from their homes, as much as they want, whenever they want it, and it won't take anything from the productive, so no more welfare office... they can just sit home and drink, smoke, and lotto themselves into extinction.

Nickless, I agree The Next Generation was a lot of New Age bullshit.  Just look at Troi.  Biggest waste of screen time in the history of television.  I'd rather watch The Wonder Twins than listen to her psychobabble. 

"Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know you sense something.  It's my cock smacking you on the nose.  Now, shut the fuck up and suck it before I pork you in the squeak-hole, DRY."

Posted by: FORGER at February 12, 2009 04:39 PM (dQCvL)

361 "Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know you sense something. It's my cock smacking you on the nose. Now, shut the fuck up and suck it before I pork you in the squeak-hole, DRY." - Said Captain Picard, First Openly Gay Captain of the Enterprise, to his "Number One." Christ, that show sucked.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 12, 2009 04:45 PM (iafWn)

362 Personal Stimulus Generator from Reason:


That an additional $750,000,000 shall be paid directly to Deety in the form of subsidized loans that do not require repayment. Provided Further, That the funds be used by Deety to Reasearch into lace merkin technology and sustainable human hair harvesting techniques or for whatever. Provided Even Further, That Deety will receive free Chicago White Sox tickets for life. Provided Even Further Still, That Deety shall be treated as a cabinet-level appointment for the purpose of income tax reporting, and therefore no taxes shall be paid on any of the aformentioned benefits. And one more thing: Gabrielle Giffords is hereby expelled from Congress, effective immediately upon enactment.

Posted by: Deety at February 12, 2009 04:47 PM (1jglO)

363

caption contest for picture currently on Drudge

"How's my ass taste"

Posted by: dxrconserv at February 12, 2009 04:47 PM (nJYep)

364 Christ, that show sucked.

No kidding. When your best character is a neurotic gay robot....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2009 04:49 PM (MKNSy)

365 Last time I saw a STNG episode, Data was worried that a clogged toilet on the poop deck had become a sentient civilization after the ship passed thru a space anomaly and had barricaded himself in the men's room, refusing to let the plumber in.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 12, 2009 04:54 PM (iafWn)

366 I can't help but wonder: Who is throwing the ashtrays tonight?

Posted by: azlibertarian at February 12, 2009 04:55 PM (q6Lb+)

367 Are you ready for the AP's spin on this?

Analysis: Obscure post gives Obama big headache

WASHINGTON – Quick, who headed the Commerce Department under President George W. Bush?

No disrespect to Carlos M. Gutierrez, but commerce secretary is not one of Washington's more glamorous jobs. It's overshadowed by first-tier Cabinet posts at Justice, State, Defense and Treasury. Scores of senators, House members, Supreme Court justices and White House aides would draw more attention at a Georgetown cocktail party or DuPont Circle restaurant.

Especially with Gregg, a down-the-line conservative Republican, Obama took a gamble by inviting a potential naysayer into his inner circle. If critics want to portray Obama as misguided or opportunistic, they won't get much help from Gregg.


Obscure? Yes, I don't think anyone has ever heard of the Commerce Department. Gregg is a "down-the-line conservative"?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2009 04:56 PM (z6eqI)

368 clogged toilet on the poop deck

Heh. Heh heh heh heh.

Posted by: IllTemperedBevis at February 12, 2009 04:57 PM (MKNSy)

369 "Scores of senators, House members, Supreme Court justices and White House aides would draw more attention at a Georgetown cocktail party or DuPont Circle restaurant." ...which explains why Bill Richardson was set to give up his governorship of New Mexico: just so he could be overshadowed at cocktail parties by the men's room attendants. Can AP get any more sycophantic and shameless?

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 12, 2009 05:00 PM (iafWn)

370 I must say I am a little surprised at the breakneck speed with which the wheels are coming off the ObamaBus.

Posted by: Marie at February 12, 2009 05:00 PM (KqpgS)

371 I must say I am a little surprised at the breakneck speed with which the wheels are coming off the ObamaBus.

Sadly, it isn't.  Obama could screw up every bit as badly as he has these last 3 weeks every day for the next four years, and his disciples would still consider him the Messiah. 

Qwinn

Posted by: Qwinn at February 12, 2009 05:04 PM (/y1J0)

372

You know it was a good day when Andrew Sullivan is saying this: 

 

It gets clearer. When Judd Gregg approached the Obama administration to see if he could be a part of it, he was assuming that his own party wasn't going to adopt a policy of total warfare against the newly elected president in a time of enormous economic peril. Between that moment and the current all-out ideological assault on Obama, his position became untenable. His recusal on the stimulus package provoked fury at home (check out the comments here) and dyspepsia among the GOP who are intent on responding to an open hand with a clenched fist.

I have to say even I am a little taken aback by the force of the Republican assault. Even in a downturn as swift and alarming as this one, even after an election that clearly favored one approach over another, even after the most conciliatory efforts by an incoming president in memory, these people have gone to war against the president. The president should stay cool. The rest of us should realize what motivates the GOP: the opportunism of selective ideology.

Posted by: Joe at February 12, 2009 05:08 PM (+GRGs)

373 What would they have done without anomalies? And wormholes. And reversing the polarity.

Posted by: Andrew the Noisy at February 12, 2009 05:09 PM (cntKs)

374 Quote of the day  Newt "lets hope he's not like Lincoln... he led us into a Civil War"

Posted by: Indian outlaw at February 12, 2009 05:11 PM (RSRH4)

375

Sullivan has about five posts on how the GOP got to Gregg like Tony Soprano gets to witnesses.  Earth to Andrew, if the GOP had that kind of pull they would go after Arlen Specter and the girls. 

 

Why don't you accept the more obivous position that Gregg was really offended by this pork-u-lus and voted his conscience?  You used to be a fiscal conservative Andrew, what the fuck happened? 

Posted by: Joe at February 12, 2009 05:11 PM (+GRGs)

376 Would someone explain to me again how it is that Andi promotes himself as "conservative" and has a paying job shitting his psychosis all over the pages of the Atlantic?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 12, 2009 05:17 PM (bu0Ek)

377 Gonna be interesting to see how the 3 weird sisters vote Friday. Based on hearing her speak, I'd say Collins is dumber than an empty Old Milwaukee bottle, don't know about Snowe. Specter seems to me to be a coot who doesn't like to be jerked around with and it looks to me like the Dem's took him out for a couple of rounds of pimp slapping: He votes for their bill, doesn't get a seat at the reconciliation table, and as a parting shot Menendez today announces that Specter's seat will be 1 of 10 esp. targeted in 2010. Republicans announce a probable serious primary challenge, just to sweeten the deal. A NO vote sticks it to Reid and might mitigate a primary challenge. One can only hope Specter is the bastard I think he is.

Posted by: jbarntt at February 12, 2009 05:17 PM (qSalV)

378 Mommy, when i grow up I'm gonna be Presudent end poverty,  I'll just print lots O muney and travel around handing it out and then lower taxes on thu poor if when I ever work.

Posted by: Indian outlaw jr at February 12, 2009 05:17 PM (RSRH4)

379 You used to be a fiscal conservative Andrew, what the fuck happened?

He never was really a conservative anything.  That's just a line he spouts to Tweety and Uberdouche so that he can get some face time on MSLSD as the "conservative" who happens to think just like they do.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2009 05:17 PM (Xgw3v)

380 Excuse me. That should read "projectile-shitting."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 12, 2009 05:18 PM (bu0Ek)

381 Hey Obama! How my dick taste?

Posted by: Judd Gregg at February 12, 2009 05:22 PM (t5329)

382 From the Politico article :"The caucus was worried about how Gregg would handle the counting of minorities in the 2010 census"

Exactly how many ways are there to count? 
whites - 1, 2, 3, 4,?
 blacks 2,4,6,8?

aren't they pretty much admitting that they want someone who is dishonest? 

Posted by: BrownEyes at February 12, 2009 05:23 PM (PAM4K)

383 caption contest for picture currently on Drudge "How's my ass taste"

LOL. Does Mrs. Gregg use one or two bags on hubby's head ? He ain't no Cary Grant.

Posted by: jbarntt at February 12, 2009 05:24 PM (qSalV)

384 Are you ready for the AP's spin on this? Analysis: Obscure post gives Obama big headache

AP always gets it wrong. Obama has a headache all the time and so would you if you were married to Michelle "the Crusher" O. Give the guy a break, if you were married to the former Mr. Gorgeous George, you'd have a headache also.

Posted by: jbarntt at February 12, 2009 05:31 PM (qSalV)

385 Judd Gregg don't need no stinkin' lace wig.
He wears a Fucking Poncho! Yeah!

Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at February 12, 2009 05:33 PM (PBGAP)

386

Are there any Blue Dog Democrats in the Senate

Where is Lieberman?

We need just 2

Posted by: Cromagnum at February 12, 2009 05:40 PM (Kr8mw)

387 If Stimzilla does not pass, and its prospects are a bit dimmer now, just what is Barry supposed to do in the next 3.9 years? He will have shot his wad on to the carpet before his partner got his pants off. Now what? Watch a movie?

Posted by: eman at February 12, 2009 05:41 PM (ZsOIJ)

388 Excuse me. That should read "projectile-shitting."

I suspect Andi long ago lost the kind of sphincter control that would be required to really pull that off.  I view it mostly as a long slow diarrhea all over every square inch he travels across, accompanied by lots of shrieking.

Qwinn

Posted by: Qwinn at February 12, 2009 05:45 PM (/y1J0)

389

just what is Barry supposed to do in the next 3.9 years?

Shit on our troops.

Posted by: ErikW at February 12, 2009 05:49 PM (hKtiw)

390 It's what they do.

Posted by: ErikW at February 12, 2009 05:53 PM (hKtiw)

391 "Czech: According to Picard, not having to scrabble for money, you get to devote your time to self improvement and exploration. " Ladies and Gentlemen... Miz PARIS HILTON!

Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 12, 2009 06:00 PM (aZbxf)

392 Will Barry hold a press conference tomorrow to give Gregg the finger in his usual sly way?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2009 06:12 PM (z6eqI)

393 The wheels coming off the Obama bus? Are you kidding? Everyone thinks this guy is operating under normal rules, where there are consequences, and shit...

Posted by: JS at February 12, 2009 06:26 PM (Ylu73)

394 ...And it came to pass that the Obamessiah broke bread with his disciples. And he said "Behold, one of you shalt betray me." And the disciple Judd Iscariot said "Master, is it I?" And the Obamessiah answered him, saying "Thou hast spoken. Wherefore I um, will not um, permit you to carry out um, the census."

Posted by: Jack Bauer's Evil Brother at February 12, 2009 06:27 PM (JxWdt)

395 I'm glad this guy is backing out, but is he just a dumb ass or what? Did he actually think that he'd have a seat at the table in this cabinet? He was picked off to open up the seat with a RINO for the time being and Dhimmicrat later.

Posted by: Mike B at February 12, 2009 06:34 PM (bxzCC)

396

I get ful of glee when an Obama cabinet choice has to step down for tax reasons. This one really cracked me up becuase he chose to step down. 

I wish that Obama gets and manges to survive just 20% of the hate thrown at George W.Bush & Dick Cheney.  Obama's giant ego would not be able to take the hate, instead of love and unicorns, etc.

I have always supported Bush/Cheney, it's too bad that Dick Cheney had no ambition to be president, he would have won!   A real conservative with no fear of polls, would have been a win/win for the US.

Once Matthews, Olberman etc fall out of love with Obama, if it happens, Obama's ego will be broken. He's a one term president, I was too young to vote for Carter, and don't remember much but the gas lines my father had to sit through, wearing a sweater and he was a peanut farmer.  What more do we need to say?

Posted by: Carol T at February 12, 2009 06:49 PM (EhnYT)

397 I know. Reading Andrew you just wonder if lives inside a bubble now. He's gone completely mad over Obama.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at February 12, 2009 07:09 PM (Fvjun)

398
This is not a surprise.  Gregg is old school.  A New Hampshire Republican who was a very good governor and understood that we are a bunch of cheap, self-reliant folks.  He made the right decision.

New Hampshire has turned purple because of the migration of Mass-holes, who came over the border to enjoy the benefits of  the "Live Cheap or Die" state (no sales tax and no state income tax) but then started whining about the lack of state services and elected the likes of Jean Shaheen the Tax Machine.









Posted by: Mr. Peabody at February 12, 2009 07:28 PM (gxVc6)

399 Did anyone notice that mean-ugly GLARE on the O's face when Gregg was making the announcement?
BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I broke out the champagne tonight to celebrate, because....
After three weeks and two days of one unbelievable outrage after another, we FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY! get a piece of GOOD news!!!!

Honestly, I was starting to wonder if I would ever hear anything good out of Washington for the rest of my earthly life.

I'm sure the shit will start right back up again tomorrow---
but for ONE evening, one brief shining evening, we get a blessed reprieve from the tsunami. We have something to NOT groan and gnash our teeth over! There is HOPE after all!

Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at February 12, 2009 07:54 PM (yUBsp)

400 Unless I am mistaken, Gregg stated in the CSPAN presser (linked above) that he notified the White House of his decision to withdraw a few days ago. There was also a mention that Barry asked him to stay on.

In other words, Barry has been sitting on this while covering his ears and screaming "La, la, la, la, la... I can't hear you" while Hoping that Gregg would Change his mind.

We need to build a monument to Gregg... immediately. Get this man in a Republican leadership role, stat. This man is a model for the rest of the spineless bastards to follow.

Posted by: Damiano at February 12, 2009 08:13 PM (cfKer)

401 Lay some knowledge on me, fellow morons.  I just got home from work and have read a couple of comments about Kennedy being out.  I can't find any stories about it.  What's going on?

Posted by: Paulitics at February 12, 2009 09:28 PM (/4dJj)

402 Ah, booshit.  I forgot everyone here goes to bed after 10:00 p.m. PST.

Posted by: Paulitics at February 12, 2009 09:52 PM (/4dJj)

403 The administration's appointee-fuckup quotient has reached saturation level. Future appointees need not worry about dicey tax (or, for that matter, other ethical issues of similar import) issues--the meme is worn enough that it's no longer the newsworthy scandal it once was. Soooo...Marion Barry for HUD!

Posted by: railwriter at February 13, 2009 12:20 AM (XcsD4)

404 Hey, Obomber's closing Gitmo. He's got at least a couple hundred nominees to choose from.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2009 03:03 AM (9Cooa)

405 319- right. i am a die-hard original series fans. like i said, i always thought Kirk in that scene meant they didn't have PAPER money. there are other references to credits being the "currency," so i always thought they stilll used a monetary system. otherwise, how did the traders like Mudd get paid?

Posted by: leafyqueen at February 13, 2009 03:15 AM (2GTwd)

406 oops- should point out that in this case, i'm referring to the original series only. it's my favorite and i'm not counting the others because Gene Roddenberry didn't have much to do with them.

Posted by: leafyqueen at February 13, 2009 03:18 AM (2GTwd)

407
When I heard on the radio he had dropped out I thought it would be another case of unpaid taxes.  Then I remembered he's a Republican,  not a Democrat.

Lesson?  Democrats don't pay taxes.  Republicans don't pay attention.


Oh well.  Good on him.

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