March 31, 2008
— Ace
I find your lack of faith... beat-worthy
He beat the Sith out of a "Jedi Master" in the church of the Force:
Jedi Master Jonba Hehol - known to family and friends as Barney Jones, 36, of Holyhead - was giving a TV interview in his back garden for a documentary when a man, dressed in a black bin-bag and wearing Darth Vader's trademark shiny black helmet, leapt over his garden fence.Wielding a metal crutch - his lightsaber presumably being in for repairs - the Sith Lord proceeded to lay about his opponent, whose Jedi powers proved inadequate for the task of defending himself.
After besting Master Hehol in single combat, Vader, who The Sun reports was under the influence of alcohol, went on to assault the camera crew and a hairdresser.
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Alcohol was involved? The hell you say!
Posted by: alexthechick at March 31, 2008 08:08 AM (SHHaV)
I sense great beer in you.
Posted by: David Ross at March 31, 2008 08:13 AM (GwV+j)
I don't know about that. I mean if your name is Barney Jones but go by "Jedi Master Jonba Hehol", I think you've given people sufficient reason to beat the crap out of you.
Posted by: DrewM. at March 31, 2008 08:13 AM (hlYel)
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Posted by: XBradTC at March 31, 2008 08:16 AM (gWoag)
Love the story, but I must say, when I was a prosecutor, we had people in the office every Monday, complaining they were assaulted over the weekend and the cops wouldn't file charges. All the stories were the same, including the line that they were "beat up for no apparent reason." From that phrase, we started calling them BUFNARs. The stories never quite checked out the way our "victims" portrayed them. I'm just saying, Darth may not have been provoked in the last few minutes, and he may still be at fault, but there's more to the story than is being portrayed here.
Of course, all of that stuff took place a long time ago, in a bar far, far away
Posted by: Ted K. at March 31, 2008 08:17 AM (exWY4)
Following Darth's famous projection, "I am your father,"
nObama supplanted Yoda with Thulsa Doom.
So without nObama, civil rights would never be.
Posted by: maverick muse at March 31, 2008 08:21 AM (LYKFp)
I knew this was going to be in England.
Posted by: bleh at March 31, 2008 08:23 AM (/InkS)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 31, 2008 08:30 AM (Bivii)
You know, I'm a full-fledged SW fan and hate trekkies like hobos, but I love it when these nerds get reality knocked into them. There's a time for playing dress-up like your favorite sci-fi characters, and it's called grade school. If you really plan on embracing the Jedi way, then schlep your ass over to China and try to get your fat ass enrolled as a Shaolin monk, because that's where Tubby George stole drew the ideas from.
Because as great a story as this is, the headline "Jedi Master Pulls Zen Smackdown on Drunk Vader, Makes Out with Hairdresser" would have been so much better.
Posted by: Andrew the Noisy at March 31, 2008 08:30 AM (c767D)
Posted by: Guy Ritchie's Career at March 31, 2008 08:33 AM (achM8)
Maybe this Jedi wanna-be was one of those oddballs who have "Jedi Knight" as their official religion on their British legal documents? Or maybe he was defending the artistic merits of "Attack of the Clones". Either way, good cause for a beatdown. Extra points for the hairdresser.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 31, 2008 08:34 AM (RXDLd)
This is just some kind of internal Jedi church struggle - best to stay out of it. The attack on the hairdresser and camera crew, however, is gravy.
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 31, 2008 08:37 AM (KjTXS)
Posted by: Charybdis E. Scylla at March 31, 2008 08:39 AM (ATBwB)
Oh, the humanity!
Posted by: John Edwards at March 31, 2008 08:46 AM (PLvLS)
Beats Crap Out of Dude for No Good Reason
.....
Master Hehol, a hairdresser, who founded the first-ever British Jedi Church
What the hell more reason do you need?
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Posted by: Gabriel at March 31, 2008 09:04 AM (NTVio)
http://www.newsandentertainment.com/zFstarwarz.html
(best link I could find for now)
And yeah, its old.
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#12 ExDem13
There is an Assistant Wayne County Prosecutor whose name is Luke Skywalker.
No kidding, he changed his name to Luke Skywalker. And he is still with the office according to the Bar website.
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