November 17, 2009

Fake internet "news archives" cost Universal Pictures $22,500
— Purple Avenger

Apparently Universal couldn't afford the consulting fees to hire a "pro" like Dan Rather and left it up to the junior varsity team.

Universal Pictures has reached a settlement with a handful of Alaska newspapers, including the Fairbanks Daily News-Miner, for using fabricated news archives to promote a recently released movie...

...Universal agreed to pay $20,000 to the Alaska Press Club, along with a $2,500 contribution to a scholarship fund for the Bethel-based Calista Corp...

...Universal created an elaborate series of online news articles in the promotion for its movie, The Fourth Kind. The movie claims to be a true story about a plague of alien abductions in Nome a decade ago...

Why real new organizations might be upset about someone using their names in fake stories about a "plague" of alien abductions remains a genuine mystery.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at 01:45 PM | Comments (182)
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1 They couldn't just use The Midnight Globe?

Posted by: toby928 at November 17, 2009 01:46 PM (PD1tk)

2
Is Richard Doofus and Terry Garrr in it?

Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 17, 2009 01:52 PM (3owkY)

3 yeah, 'cause God knows, we're used to Hollywood's real facts.

Posted by: Hotspur at November 17, 2009 01:52 PM (Q6Mbi)

4 But the present White House does shit like this all the time?

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 17, 2009 01:54 PM (0GFWk)

5

$22.500? cheap

Posted by: Mr. Crabington at November 17, 2009 01:56 PM (taGwa)

6

Fake jobs, fake districts, fake voters, fake past, fake doctors, fake taxpayers.

Krauthammer just said that this administration is already becoming known for its inability to do anything and will likely be known as the administration that can't even do nothing - competently.

Well, along with their sychophants in the media, they seem to be pretty good at faking shit.

Could we take another look at that birth certificate?

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at November 17, 2009 01:59 PM (r1h5M)

7 After all of the fake Alaskan news stories that got made up about Sarah Palin, the Universal folks naturally thought that no one would even notice how they were making stuff up.

Posted by: stuiec at November 17, 2009 02:00 PM (rBLs5)

8 Could we take another look at that birth certificate? Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at November 17, 2009 06:59 PM (r1h5M) Is that you Lou?

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 17, 2009 02:00 PM (0GFWk)

9 Fake my aching ass... they are as real as health care reform bill cost savings and benefits!

Posted by: Huckleberry at November 17, 2009 02:00 PM (s2bW4)

10 The movie sucked moose balls Completely unbelievable I refused to see 2012 though Danny Glover as potus?? No thank you. At least the 24oz rib eye afterwards was delish.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 17, 2009 02:02 PM (DkSmp)

11 So there were no alien pwobes nor bodily viowations of any kind?

Posted by: Bawnicus Fwank, crestfallen at November 17, 2009 02:04 PM (w41GQ)

12 8 - Nope

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at November 17, 2009 02:05 PM (r1h5M)

13

"The movie claims to be a true story about a plague of alien abductions in Nome a decade ago"


I don't think anyone would notice abductions in Nome.

Posted by: Bosk at November 17, 2009 02:06 PM (pUO5u)

14

I refused to see 2012 though Danny Glover as potus?? No thank you.
At least the 24oz rib eye afterwards was delish.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 17, 2009 07:02 PM (DkSmp)

Ever notice that whenever there is a black President in a movie, all hell breaks loose? Deep Impact, 2012?

It's like the disaster gods get angry. Like now.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 17, 2009 02:06 PM (1EQOV)

15 Archives? Never heard of 'em.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 17, 2009 02:06 PM (DtTM9)

16 CK has been hammering the baby jesus a lot lately, lovin it. It seems as if the "let's give him a chance" crowd is finally wizing-up.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 17, 2009 02:07 PM (DkSmp)

17 #10 I refused to see 2012 though Danny Glover as potus?? No thank you.

In 2012's defense, Glover's character does get hit in the face with an aircraft carrier.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 17, 2009 02:11 PM (otlXg)

18 14 Could be the same gods that caused Katrina....oh wait, we know who caused that disaster...BOOOOOOOOOOOSH

Posted by: dananjcon at November 17, 2009 02:13 PM (DkSmp)

19 This is still part of the promotion.  $20K is just a drop in the bucket for these people, and guess what??  Now they have AoS promoting their movie.

Posted by: TimothyJ at November 17, 2009 02:13 PM (IKKIf)

20 17 Fuch...now I gotta go see it!

Posted by: dananjcon at November 17, 2009 02:16 PM (DkSmp)

21 anal probes are not my bag, baby

Posted by: little gray at November 17, 2009 02:18 PM (PD1tk)

22 They got off cheap, cheap, cheap.  $22,500 is lunch money to these clowns.  Just this free advertising on AoS is probably worth a couple mil.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2009 02:21 PM (9Wv2j)

23

OK, so let me get this straight. Are you saying Alien abductions DIDN'T happen ten years ago in Alaska?

Then what about that movie that says they did?

Posted by: 52% at November 17, 2009 02:27 PM (H7Rlw)

24

Why real new organizations might be upset about someone using their names in fake stories about a "plague" of alien abductions remains a genuine mystery.

I challenge anyone to find a real space alien in Nome today, right now.  See!  They were all abducted just as we said they were.  It's a true story.

Posted by: Universal Pitures Studio at November 17, 2009 02:27 PM (7Ldd7)

25 The movie sucks worse than levi johnston's rhytem method.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 17, 2009 02:29 PM (Q35Iu)

26

In 2012's defense, Glover's character does get hit in the face with an aircraft carrier.

 

 

Hooray for Hollywood!

Posted by: Bugs Bunny and Friends at November 17, 2009 02:30 PM (KGrpW)

27 OT Holy Schnike's! http://tinyurl.com/ylpm3oc

Posted by: sonnyspats at November 17, 2009 02:30 PM (kM/ZI)

28 You guys should see the comment Michael at Innocent Bystanders got.

Posted by: XBradTC at November 17, 2009 02:31 PM (y0E9v)

29 Why real new organizations might be upset about someone using their names in fake stories about a "plague" of alien abductions remains a genuine mystery.

Until you remember that 52% of voters in this country are retards.

Posted by: the real joe at November 17, 2009 02:35 PM (feNVJ)

30 27 OT Holy Schnike's! http://tinyurl.com/ylpm3oc

Posted by: sonnyspats at November 17, 2009 07:30 PM (kM/ZI)

Good for Iran. At least they are not water boarding anyone like Dick Cheney did! Besides, they were duly prosecuted under the laws of Iran. Those scoff laws got what they deserved.

Posted by: 52% at November 17, 2009 02:37 PM (H7Rlw)

31 Alien abuduction people crack me up. That's some whacked out shit from absolute loons.

Posted by: Shannon at November 17, 2009 02:38 PM (niZOC)

32

I challenge anyone to find a real space alien in Nome today, right now.  See!  They were all abducted just as we said they were.  It's a true story.

 

 

Damn straight there's aliens.  I've seen 'em.  Got abducted too.  Still have the probe in my ass to prove it.  Wanna' see?

Posted by: Dan Akroyd at November 17, 2009 02:41 PM (KGrpW)

33

Alien abuduction people crack me up. That's some whacked out shit from absolute loons.

I thought it went the other way around; where else could Henry Waxman, Bawney Fwank or Algore have come from?

Posted by: 141 Driver at November 17, 2009 02:41 PM (LEynS)

34 Ever notice that whenever there is a black President in a movie, all hell breaks loose?

That's because Hollywood can't really imagine a black president being anything other than a liberal Democrat. 


Of course all hell is going to break loose.  They know this.  They just don't like to acknowledge it.

Posted by: Deety at November 17, 2009 02:47 PM (aVzyR)

35

You could just toss Obama in here. 

Things will get better, seriously.

Posted by: angry economic gods living in this volcano at November 17, 2009 02:49 PM (PD1tk)

36 #10 I refused to see 2012 though Danny Glover as potus?? No thank you.

In 2012's defense, Glover's character does get hit in the face with an aircraft carrier

Worth seeing? Hell yes. But it's gonna be on You Tube in a week, if it ain't there already.

In the sequel, perhaps we could see Sean Penn bitch slapped by a frigate.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 17, 2009 02:50 PM (1O93r)

37 14

Ever notice that whenever there is a black President in a movie, all hell breaks loose? Deep Impact, 2012?

It's like the disaster gods get angry. Like now.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 17, 2009 07:06 PM (1EQOV)

The Fifth Element, too.  Further OT: I finally saw some of the trailer for Avatar last night.  Couldn't make it through its entirety.  James Cameron and Sigourney Weaver have fallen far since Aliens.

Posted by: Herr Blcher at November 17, 2009 02:52 PM (sz37A)

38 In the sequel, perhaps we could see Sean Penn bitch slapped by a dingy frigate.

FTFY

Posted by: JavaJoe at November 17, 2009 02:53 PM (Am6n/)

39 Ya just had to bring up Henry Waxman, ya know he did send the first six months of his life tied-up under the porch?

Posted by: killerdog0 at November 17, 2009 02:55 PM (m858i)

40 Ya just had to bring up Henry Waxman, ya know he did send the first six months of his life tied-up under the porch?

Sure, it sounds bad to us, but that's standard practice on his home planet.  Let's try not to be culturally insensitive, people.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2009 02:58 PM (9Wv2j)

41 Oh come on.  They were fake-but-accurate, you wingnuts.

Posted by: Dan Rather at November 17, 2009 02:58 PM (fstYb)

42

I can't believe somebody would dis Terry Garr!

Jerk!!!!!!!

Posted by: mghorning at November 17, 2009 02:58 PM (GAjLM)

43

In Fact we should have a Terri Garr thread on Saturday!!!!!

Hint, hint.

Fuck the Kittehs.

Posted by: mghorning at November 17, 2009 03:02 PM (GAjLM)

44
$22.500? cheap

So glad I'm not the only cynic realist here who thought the same damn thing.  The fact that PA started a topic about it means that the viral campaign is working, or Purple has sold out.  Which is awesome, cuz then he'll have lots of sellout caysh to buy drinks in Vegas.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 17, 2009 03:03 PM (RZ95+)

45 That is why all the clocks don't work in Henry Waxman's house, that face would stop any clock. Gog is that guy UGLY! I wanna stab my eyes out every time I see that thing. Sorry but I am not very P.C.

Posted by: killerdog0 at November 17, 2009 03:03 PM (m858i)

46 I can't spell worth  fuck today either.

Posted by: killerdog0 at November 17, 2009 03:05 PM (m858i)

47 Colms getting his clock cleaned on oreilly

Posted by: dananjcon at November 17, 2009 03:09 PM (Q35Iu)

48 Hey, a little fact-chekcing, please?

Posted by: The guys who ran the stories about the fake Congressional districts at November 17, 2009 03:11 PM (XH/G8)

49
Colmes is a clock-sucker, anyway.  He's probably enjoying it.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 17, 2009 03:12 PM (RZ95+)

50

48 Colms getting his clock cleaned on oreilly

Updates please.

Posted by: mghorning at November 17, 2009 03:12 PM (GAjLM)

51 I love Nomes, they make great Bards

Posted by: D&D Guy at November 17, 2009 03:12 PM (XH/G8)

52

In 2012's defense, Glover's character does get hit in the face with an aircraft carrier

Pleae tell me it was the USS Ronald Reagan.

Posted by: KelliD at November 17, 2009 03:13 PM (Q9Cny)

53 Colmes trashed palin...didn't read the book bla bla bla

Posted by: dananjcon at November 17, 2009 03:14 PM (Q35Iu)

54 Nome Paladins have Perform (comedy) as a class skill.

Posted by: D&D Guy at November 17, 2009 03:14 PM (XH/G8)

55 Colmes is not only a complete and utter douchebag, he's damn near as ugly as Waxman.

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2009 03:16 PM (9Wv2j)

56 #53  Pleae tell me it was the USS Ronald Reagan.

Sorry to disappoint, it was the USS John F Kennedy. 

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 17, 2009 03:17 PM (otlXg)

57 CK rare appearance on oreilly Ck said FDR was a pretty good potus??

Posted by: dananjcon at November 17, 2009 03:18 PM (Q35Iu)

58

Colmes

Best exemple of why Inetellectuals should not have a voice.

Posted by: mghorning at November 17, 2009 03:24 PM (GAjLM)

59 NBC does it again

Posted by: g at November 17, 2009 03:24 PM (aGi0I)

60

Can i get some support for the Terri Garr thead?

Pleeaasee!

Posted by: mghorning at November 17, 2009 03:26 PM (GAjLM)

61 Why do we need a Terri Garr thread?

Posted by: gau at November 17, 2009 03:28 PM (n1uMU)

62 I liked Teri Garr in Mr. Mom.

Posted by: KelliD at November 17, 2009 03:30 PM (Q9Cny)

63 In other news: LGF is now part of the left-wing moonbatosphere.

Posted by: Blinky2010 at November 17, 2009 03:31 PM (snlsw)

64 How bout a teri garr/beverly d'angelo thread Mmmm. Mmmm mmmm

Posted by: dananjcon at November 17, 2009 03:33 PM (3/Xfk)

65
Teri Garr has nice knockers.


Posted by: ikilledamanwithatrident at November 17, 2009 03:36 PM (ewicX)

66 64 In other news: LGF is now part of the left-wing moonbatosphere.

Just now?  I thought they were for a long time?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 17, 2009 03:36 PM (otlXg)

67 Holy shit did anybody else just see Freddie Mercury on The O'Reilly Factor?

Posted by: Tom Selleck at November 17, 2009 03:36 PM (DtTM9)

68
Ummm.... Terri Garr is 65.  D'angelo is 60.  Knock yourself out, Dan.  You go, boy.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 17, 2009 03:37 PM (RZ95+)

69 I thought Terri Garr was every guys girl next door!

Posted by: mghorning at November 17, 2009 03:40 PM (GAjLM)

70
I thought Terri Garr was every guys girl next door!

Yeah, if the guy is retirement age.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 17, 2009 03:43 PM (RZ95+)

71

Dangstraights (Shatterer of dreams)

I am going to be in PHX next week.  Beer?

Posted by: mghorning at November 17, 2009 03:45 PM (GAjLM)

72 As a resident of Fairbanks, I'm no fan of our local (liberal-leaning) newspaper. I was amused to see how much they WHINED about this movie day after day, and complained about 'truth' in advertising. Meanwhile, they bash our former Governor at every opportunity, using the typical MSM falsehoods. I personally think they have a crush on Sarah *picture them satisfying themselves in their little cubicles*.

Posted by: 8starsnorth at November 17, 2009 03:45 PM (ImHZt)

73 72 I thought Terri Garr was every guys girl next door!

Posted by: mghorning at November 17, 2009 08:40 PM (GAjLM)

Yes, assuming I have a time machine and can meet her 40-years-ago. Then again if I had a time machine, I'd be stalking Barbara Eden and Elizabeth Montgomery circa 1965, or maybe Marry Tyler More in 1960.

Posted by: 52% at November 17, 2009 03:48 PM (H7Rlw)

74 Sock be off!

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at November 17, 2009 03:49 PM (H7Rlw)

75 ahh, Terri Garr. A good reason to watch Young Frankenstein over and over....

Posted by: Artruen at November 17, 2009 03:50 PM (L+dBi)

76 Nome Paladins have Perform (comedy) as a class skill. Posted by: D&D Guy

(Must...resist...urge...to point out...error...)

Posted by: The other D&D guy on the Internet at November 17, 2009 03:51 PM (u1pln)

77

79 ahh, Terri Garr. A good reason to watch Young Frankenstein over and over....

And, I am vindicated!

Posted by: mghorning at November 17, 2009 03:52 PM (GAjLM)

78 (Must...resist...urge...to point out...error...)

Heh.  I feel the same way.  I think its a joke on Nome, Alaska if that makes you feel better.

Posted by: gau at November 17, 2009 03:53 PM (n1uMU)

79

I could neve be a paladin. I'd be getting me some drow poon  even if I had to kill it first.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 17, 2009 03:55 PM (dQdrY)

80 Damn, should have been "gnever."

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 17, 2009 03:56 PM (dQdrY)

81
Whats PHX mg, Phoenix Arizona?  Sounds great, I'll be drinking beer in Houston, per usual.

Young Frankensteen.. STEIN, great movie.  They'll never let anyone make anything like that or Blazing Saddles again.  Too bad.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 17, 2009 03:57 PM (RZ95+)

82 71 25yrs ago as a teen they were very milfy...now...well they are gilfy

Posted by: dananjcon at November 17, 2009 03:59 PM (QwrA1)

83 Please tell me I just didn't hear O'Reilly call Meryl Streep a patriot?

Posted by: Barbarian at November 17, 2009 03:59 PM (EL+OC)

84 They'll never let anyone make anything like that or Blazing Saddles again.  Too bad.

How lame would Blazing Saddles be if they made it today?  The mind recoils in horror.

Posted by: gau at November 17, 2009 04:00 PM (n1uMU)

85

Dang,

You just reminded me of an ornery AZ SOB.

Sorry wrong state.

Posted by: mghorning at November 17, 2009 04:04 PM (GAjLM)

86 On Hannity Frank Luntz just had a brilliant idea for Palin... have her make her interviewers question her in front of the huge crowds she draws. That's what I'm talking about. DO IT LIVE.

Posted by: Officer O'Reilly at November 17, 2009 04:04 PM (DtTM9)

87 They'll never let anyone make anything like that or Blazing Saddles again.  Too bad.

How lame would Blazing Saddles be if they made it today?  The mind recoils in horror.

Then again, not having to sit through another Robin Hood: Men in Tights somewhat makes up for that.

Posted by: Iskandar at November 17, 2009 04:04 PM (u1pln)

88 How lame would Blazing Saddles be if they made it today? The mind recoils in horror. It was ok, but the fart scene should've been longer.

Posted by: Modern Hollywood at November 17, 2009 04:07 PM (DtTM9)

89

Okay, New Ticket for Saturday.

Terri Garr/ Jennifer Anniston thread.

Comments?

Posted by: mghorning at November 17, 2009 04:08 PM (GAjLM)

90

How lame would Blazing Saddles be if they made it today?  The mind recoils in horror.

Think about it, though- Brooks was way ahead of his time with Blazing Saddles.  It was all about diversity and equal opportunity (but not affirmative action).  Hedley even has the evil corrupt capitalist angle covered.   All the memes are there, just mocked viciously.  When did leftists completely lose their sense of humor? 

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 17, 2009 04:08 PM (RZ95+)

91 Kate Beckinsale is always threadworthy.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 17, 2009 04:09 PM (dQdrY)

92

I don't know if anyone else already said this today, but Dennis Miller came up with a great bumper sticker idea on his show today.  He was talking about how David Brooks was criticizing Sarah Palin and calling her stupid.  He said something like "I have a great bumper sticker in regards to that 'Sarah Palin is twice the woman David Brooks is.'"  I lol'd!

Posted by: runningrn at November 17, 2009 04:11 PM (qP2BK)

93 Lefties only have a sence of humor when they are putting down a Conservative. Teeee.. heeee....heeee  Or its a insider joke that makes no sense.

Posted by: Mystry at November 17, 2009 04:12 PM (kmgIE)

94 How lame would Blazing Saddles be if they made it today?  The mind recoils in horror.

Posted by: gau at November 17, 2009 09:00 PM (n1uMU)


"that uppity christian hit me in the head with a bible". yeah, it just doesn't have the same oomf

Posted by: Kerry Prejean at November 17, 2009 04:12 PM (erIg9)

95
Sarah Palin is twice the woman David Brooks is

That's awesome.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 17, 2009 04:12 PM (RZ95+)

96 never got Dennis Miller. next.

Posted by: Dane Cook at November 17, 2009 04:12 PM (DtTM9)

97
Time to watch V, love skipping commercials.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 17, 2009 04:14 PM (RZ95+)

98 Obama really is the Messiah !

http://tiny.cc/HRSxI


Posted by: Barbarian at November 17, 2009 04:17 PM (EL+OC)

99 Alien abductions in Nome?  You should have seen Friday and Saturday nights at the Board of Trade Saloon.  Aliens fit right in.

Posted by: Alaska Paul at November 17, 2009 04:18 PM (rMkgW)

100 I wanna be abducted by dana perin籀

Posted by: dananjcon at November 17, 2009 04:22 PM (QwrA1)

101 I assume Ace is out drinking his windfall, yes?

Posted by: toby928 at November 17, 2009 04:26 PM (PD1tk)

102 Unlike the LA Times, the Nome paper is serious about their reputation as a factual newspaper. Although, I sense that somebody involved in the movie production forgot to get permission to use the newsrag's copyrighted image (or a reasonable facsimile thereof), and a lawyer in a parka showed up to Universal.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 17, 2009 04:27 PM (lYKj1)

103 Exdem..as in ex democrat??

Posted by: dananjcon at November 17, 2009 04:31 PM (QwrA1)

104

OT/ -- If this happened to VP Gerald Ford the papers would have been full of it:

Biden's Security Detail Slams Taxi in Midtown

Vice President Joe Biden
was in midtown today for a taping of the John Stewart show, and his security detail hit a bit of a snag while paving his way to the show.

Three advance vehicles belonging to the NYPD were moving down 49th Street near 10th Avenue when they slammed into the back of a livery cab, officials said.  The cars apparently had lights and sirens on at the time, officials said.

Four people -- two NYPD officers and two civilians -- were injured, NYPD spokeswoman Barbara Chen said.

Vehicles in Biden's detail in fatal crash

WASHINGTON, Nov. 11 (UPI) -- Vehicles used to transport U.S. Vice President Joe Biden were involved in a fatal accident Wednesday, a federal official said.

Two Secret Service employees were driving the armored sports utility vehicle and limousine in Temple Hill, Md., when they struck and killed a man at an intersection, Sgt. David Schlosser of the U.S. Park Police said.

-----

And then there was the time Hillary's motorcade almost tore the arm off of an airport security guard.

Posted by: Tinian at November 17, 2009 04:33 PM (7+pP9)

105 $22.500? cheap

Not for a movie with a $10,000 budget that's going straight to BetaMax. 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 17, 2009 04:33 PM (Q/5a+)

106 OT, but man - money quote at 4:23 into it...well worth a viewing. 

http://bit.ly/4gUMSR

Posted by: tdpwells at November 17, 2009 04:33 PM (Ei3oZ)

107 Terri Garr/ Jennifer Anniston

Hell yes on Garr, Anniston not so much.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 17, 2009 04:36 PM (Q/5a+)

108

80 Nome Paladins have Perform (comedy) as a class skill. Posted by: D&D Guy

(Must...resist...urge...to point out...error...)

 

It was an alternate class feature in Dragon magazine 329, page 94.  A Nome can give up Knowledge (nobility and royalty) and pick up Perform (comedy)...

Yeah, I need to get laid

 


Posted by: D&D Guy at November 17, 2009 04:38 PM (XH/G8)

109 So a ten year old is acting at being Rosa Parks in favor of Gay marriage? This reminds me of my idiot brother in law who used to get his kids to bug people if they were smoking. He fed them lines like, "smoke can damage little kids". But then this jerk was also grousing last year that anyone should be allowed to photograph deceased military personnel without the families' permission.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 17, 2009 04:39 PM (1O93r)

110 It was an alternate class feature in Dragon magazine 329, page 94.  A Nome can give up Knowledge (nobility and royalty) and pick up Perform (comedy)...

Oh, I thought it was probably some ghey 4e rule.

Posted by: gau at November 17, 2009 04:40 PM (n1uMU)

111 I've got my niece and nephew trained to steal beer and beef jerky from the deli down the street.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 17, 2009 04:42 PM (QwrA1)

Posted by: jason at November 17, 2009 04:43 PM (fRLM+)

113 Posted by: Blue Hen at November 17, 2009 09:39 PM (1O93r)

I'm still LOLing over the 'gaywad' bit of the interview.  I mean, damn.  That's some funny shit right there.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 17, 2009 04:45 PM (Ei3oZ)

114 4E is like Bakugan crossed with a whole bag of stupid.  I'm an old person, who fears that robots will use my medicine for fuel, and therefore play 3.5

Posted by: D&D Guy at November 17, 2009 04:45 PM (XH/G8)

115

I remember every Democrat telling me last year how Alaska didn't have hardly have newspapers up in snow-billy hell.  Now I hear they have a press club?

The mind reels. 

Posted by: KingShamus at November 17, 2009 04:46 PM (8n1j5)

116
Wow, Jason's post is so... disappointing.  It's like he's not even trying, like he can just take us for granted.  Laptop battery guy drops long prose on us, Jason is dropping 2 links and bailing out. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 17, 2009 04:47 PM (RZ95+)

117 I've got my niece and nephew trained to steal beer and beef jerky from the deli down the street.

See?? That's a useful skill. I taught my nephews how to fire a rifle musket ( I was a civil war re-enactor) and how to prepare and drink potheen

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 17, 2009 04:48 PM (1O93r)

118

Good Night you Terri Garr hating faggots.  I have to work tomorrow while simultaneouly fighting commies.

Oh, and Terri Garr haters.

Posted by: mghorning at November 17, 2009 04:48 PM (GAjLM)

119

Good Night you Terri Garr hating faggots.  I have to work tomorrow while simultaneouly fighting commies.

Oh, and Terri Garr haters.

Go to bed alone. Terri and I won't.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 17, 2009 04:50 PM (1O93r)

120 4E is like Bakugan crossed with a whole bag of stupid.  I'm an old person, who fears that robots will use my medicine for fuel, and therefore play 3.5

Right on, brother.

Posted by: gau at November 17, 2009 04:50 PM (n1uMU)

121 Valulable life skills for the youngins!

Posted by: dananjcon at November 17, 2009 04:50 PM (QwrA1)

122 yeah, 'cause God knows, we're used to Hollywood's real facts. ...and "real" news stories.

Posted by: cheshirecat at November 17, 2009 04:51 PM (S4iZ5)

123 You know jason, I've been thinking about it and I'm really not sure about the cross-market appeal of scarves and CD Keys.

Just seems odd to me, know what I'm sayin'?

'Course you're the marketing expert here, so...

Posted by: Deety at November 17, 2009 04:52 PM (aVzyR)

124

Deety, what if you get CD keys to porno games, and use the scarf fo

 

I need to get laid

Posted by: D&D Guy at November 17, 2009 04:53 PM (XH/G8)

125

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 17, 2009 09:50 PM (1O93r)

You are now on my list.

Posted by: mghorning at November 17, 2009 04:53 PM (GAjLM)

126 I'm outta here, spent some time with the ONT crew last saturday night...those people scare me!

Posted by: dananjcon at November 17, 2009 04:54 PM (QwrA1)

127

You are now on my list.

Posted by: mghorning

I far prefer being on Terri's.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 17, 2009 04:55 PM (1O93r)

128 Ummm.... Terri Garr is 65 And suffering from MS, I believe.

Posted by: cheshirecat at November 17, 2009 04:55 PM (S4iZ5)

129 Uhm, venturing way outside my area of competence here right now D&D guy but aren't Burberry scarves made out of wool?

Scratchy, itchy, wool?

Again, not my area of expertise but I never would have figured that for a feature.

Posted by: Deety at November 17, 2009 04:58 PM (aVzyR)

130 Wow, Jason's post is so... disappointing. It's like he's not even trying, like he can just take us for granted. Laptop battery guy drops long prose on us, Jason is dropping 2 links and bailing out. I propose laptop-battery haiku contest. Merchant talk of life, Must sell the laptop-batt'ry Increase benefit.

Posted by: cheshirecat at November 17, 2009 04:59 PM (S4iZ5)

131 Ummm.... Terri Garr is 65

And suffering from MS, I believe.

And your point is?

All right, I'll concede that that would be a new low, even for myself.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 17, 2009 05:01 PM (1O93r)

132

And suffering from MS, I believe.

That's true. Which makes Bluehen that much more despicable.

Posted by: mghorning at November 17, 2009 05:01 PM (GAjLM)

133 Kate Beckinsale is the new ultimate hottie.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 17, 2009 05:06 PM (dQdrY)

134

And suffering from MS, I believe.

That's true. Which makes Bluehen that much more despicable.

Your envy is palpable. And inexplicable

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 17, 2009 05:06 PM (1O93r)

135

@59 Colmes...Best exemple of why Inetellectuals should not have a voice.

What's inetellectual about Colmes? He has no advanced degree, started out in stand-up, and has never been anything but an on-air 'personality.' That's not, um, inetellectual.

Posted by: The Book of Judges at November 17, 2009 07:07 PM (/VEEI)

136 'And then there was the time Hillary's motorcade almost tore the arm off of an airport security guard.' That wasn't the motorcade. Hillary was hungry.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 17, 2009 07:41 PM (2joUy)

137 If you nancies ain't gonna do a Teri Garr thread this weekend, I'll do a Rule 5 on her myself...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 17, 2009 07:43 PM (2joUy)

138 Case anyone was wondering about The Fourth Kind, not only was the marketing deceptive and unethical but it gives the John Travolta classic Battlefield: Earth a run for its money in terms of suck.

Not even Milla Jovovich's inexplicable tortured porn face expressions could save this heaping pile of shit.

I will grant one thing, though.  The use of snow owls as stand-ins for little gray men was rather clever.

Otherwise, pure garbage.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2009 07:48 PM (4ixH5)

139 65 The merchant is always a subject of a talk in the life.So i have to sell the laptop battery for the company increase the benefit of the boss.

Posted by: Laptop-battery at November 17, 2009 08:33 PM (T/q+B)

You move me in ways I cannot describe, friend. God bless you.

Posted by: The Drizzle at November 17, 2009 08:16 PM (PEr+c)

140 Sorry if this was covered. they had video shot by a Sheriff? Uh...no Sheriffs in Alaska. Just State Troopers and Cops of varying kinds. No Countys either. Boroughs.

Posted by: AlaskanInfidel at November 17, 2009 10:47 PM (7Jy8f)

141 $20K settlement seems small

Posted by: maverick muse at November 18, 2009 02:44 AM (+CLh/)

142 ...Universal agreed to pay $20,000 to the Alaska Press Club, along with a $2,500 contribution to a scholarship fund for the Bethel-based Calista Corp...

LOL, this at the same time that the RIAA is hitting grandmas and teenagers for millions in downloading a few mp3s.

Makes you wonder don't it.


Posted by: Vic at November 18, 2009 03:08 AM (CDUiN)

143 $20K settlement seems small

Not for a movie that's going to gross maybe a buck fifty.

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