1 I have to sing a morning wedding tomorrow, so I'm being lame.

Check your e-mail when you have a chance.

tmi3rd

2 94% prudent,
6% lame.

agape,
robb

3 I'm staying in because high winds, snow and amateur hour are not a positive combination.  

I have booze and the precious precious internet so I'm fine.

4 I'm staying in. Too snowy here in Providence, too dangerous to drive. I got some Dogfish Head Festina Peche, a Sam Adams Chocolate Bock, a spliff, and not a care in the world.

5 It's only 6 pm out west.  I'm revving up the motor in 3...2...1
Happy new year, Morons!

6 I'm feeling safe--I don't like being out on Amateur Night.

7

I made bagna cauda tonight. Yum. And two of the kids actually ate it!

Then we danced and played for while. But we're all trying to get over a cold, so we wore out pretty fast.

Lame? Oh, yeh, but I'm used to it. I'm not sure there's much of a party scene to be found around here anyway.

8 HAPPY NEW YEAR

9

Happy New Year morons! We're staying in rather than being out amongst the drunken heathen tonight; staying in to drink in safety and in near proximity to a fall-over shelter.....

May you all have much ball-dipping in 2009! Against the odds.....

10 I might set off some block busters just to get in the mood.

11 Oh and Happy New Year all you gracious fucking morons!

12

Oh, and we have champagne for later. I asked my hubby to get some nice stuff from the liquor store, but they had nothing in between the $12 stuff and the $200 bottle. Well, how bad can it be?

 

13

Who's that guy with her? Bill something?

I pride myself in never having an opinion on something as meaningless as a teleprompter reader....but that guy annoys the shit out of me.

Like he has one eye on the monitor at all times, watching himself say stuff, and smiling smuggly at how awesome it sounds. I hate myself for having an opinion on him.

14 Working. You can't party without electricity. How's that for lame. I am thankful for my job.

15 About to take the family out to dinner at our favorite Mexican / Steak place. No snow, high winds, or coldness here on the coast of california, and it's still early, so we'll be home before the drunks hit the road. Happy New Year Moron Nation!!

16

Stuck working till 10pm cst, as usual.  They had a drawing to let one of us evening people have the night off, but I lost to some hausfrau that'll likely just sit at home anyways.

To make it worse, I stayed up way too late playing WoW and ended up finishing of the half bottle of bourbon that was the only booze in the house.  No liquor stores nearby, and they close at 10pm.

I might go out after work; by the time I change clothes and take care of the dog, I'd get downtown around 11:30- just in time for long lines, no parking spots, and bar amateurs.

17 I'm partly prudent, mostly lame, but always 100% boring. The New Years shows on TV don't interest me, so I'm listening to the classical music countdown on the radio while loading my iPod. I may point a telescope at Saturn if I'm still up late and the sky stays clear.

Happy New Year to all the morons. May 2009 be not too much worse than 2008.

18

Oh, and Happy New Year if I can't stay up.

Watching Wow Wow Wubbzy now, so you know, it's party central here.

19

Who's that guy with her? Bill something?

There was a guy in the picture?

Well, what do you know- there is.  Was too busy trying to picture Megyn wearing nothing but her glasses.

20 I'm not going out... I was in New Orleans on New Years 1999-00 so I've seen the biggest party in the world... and it will hold be over for a few more years to come.

21 I am staying in tonight. New Years is overrated IMHO. I am going to drink some sparkling cider though. I don't like the taste of champagne.

22 Happy New Year, you degenerate congeries...

23

Not so lame. Getting shit-faced at home and jamming out with the fam till' the wee hours on Rawk Band is way cooler........and safer too.

But hell Ace, at least call an escort over, it's New Years for chrissakes.

 

24

Equal parts lame and prudent here in my AZ stronghold with my Apache brothers.

#4 Hey Doc, don't bogart that spliff.

#7 Hard Times Mama? Having to "share a cold". Get better.

Happy New Year Ace and All. Eat your Blackeyed Peas for a good 2009.

25

There was a guy in the picture?

Heh. Message received.*

*^{The guy still annoys me. Not that there IS a guy.}

26
Thank goodness this stinking year is almost over! 

Going down to the end of the street for a little party.  Not exciting, but good friends all; plenty of laughs.

Thanks, Ace.
Happy New Year Morons!
Twat, et al:  piss on you, stinky lips.

sickinmass, What am I, chopped liver?  I got boots.  Yes, they're size 11 mens cowboy boots with mud on em, but they're boots.  Yeah, yeah, no soop for me, I know.  Sorry, chowda.  Snotty New Englander.

27 Hubby has to fly the drunks from NYC to Vegas butt fucking early tommorow. He is sleeping in a recliner in the pilot lounge at the JFK airport.

28 I'm just going to iChat with my kids and that's it. Might go out and get some ethanol, maybe.

29

Working. You can't party without electricity. How's that for lame. I am thankful for my job.

Glad you have internet access on the job. Was working earlier...My boss had us drinking ahead of time. Great gal.

30 I'm staying in because I'm so far behind in my work because of fucking off on this blog all the time.

31 I'm in for the night.  Snug as a bug.  Be great if Megan where to kick Dick in the jewels!  I'd pay to see that!

32 A) It's snowing

B) My girlfriend is 1500 miles a way.

C) I don't like crowds.

33 In the house for the night don't care for all the wanna be drinker's trying to kill me on these mountain roads with 50 mile an hr wind and 0 temp's.

34

Jeezis those tits look good.

Oh man...we're talking Bo Derek in 10 good...the first time you saw that commercial, with her running and all wet and shit...

I guess I will be in for a little longer...

35 Happy New Year To All!

36 I can't stand parties.  So I'm just going to drink beers and paint pictures (probably in that order, too.)

37

And now the only drinking buddy I have who didn't have already have plans just called; he's not feeling well and is kinda broke from being laid off.

Bah, Humbug.  Fuck you, 2008.  Fuck you right in the left ear.

38 Hmm. I just mixed some Strawberry Pucker with my sparkling cider. Pretty fucking good, if you ask me.

39

Staying home.  Got kids and no sitter.  A coupla Appleton Estates and Cherry Coke Zeros in to New Years. 

Reading this moronblog.

Cleaning CDs with toothpaste so they'll rip and I can put these guys away and reduce the clutter in my house. 

I don't think my lameness is a percentage. 

40

Ok morons, what are you resolutions?

Mine are:

Stop spending money on clothes, shoes, handbags, accessories, and beauty products for at least the next 6 months. I have stimulated the economy these last few weeks with all my damn purchases.

Get back into a size four again. I am almost there. God, I love my Pilates chair.

41 I'm gonna drop a ball and after the loser passes out, hopefully find some easy carpet to munch.

42
Ging,

How do the Victoria's Secrets purchases fit in to all this resolution stuff?
sickinmass will want to know if you've bought boots too, I'm sure.

43

Ok morons, what are you resolutions?Mine are: Stop spending money on clothes, shoes, handbags, accessories, and beauty products for at least the next 6 months.

Those are mine too!

My wife doesn't appreciate them, but too bad. I'm committed.

44

Well. The first couple of New Year's Eves without a date I felt I was being prudent. (single mom)

The next couple of years I was defiant. (I don't need no stinking date.)

The next couple after that I was too busy remodeling my house and working. (No time to date.)

Now, here I am. Ten years after my last New Year's Eve date and the scales have tipped considerably from prudent to lame.

Of course, optimism grabbed hold of me about three weeks ago when I purchased a $125 bottle of 1993 vintage deNogue Grand vin de Princes champagne. So I have a choice: suck it up and drink it with my Taco Bell dinner tonight or continue the optimism through to my birthday and drink it with my Taco Bell dinner at that time.

The fucking vintage is at peak and beginning to decline. So, if I don't drink it soon, it will be a $125 bottle of piss.

So, yeah. I'm going to go with about a 5% prudent/95% lame split at this time.

45 Never go out new years eve. Much happier with our old tradition - lobster tails and champagne at home.

46

WWH,

I  didn't buy any lingerie. The only stuff they had on sale that was left was for the Rosie O'Donnell types.

47 Ginger, we're staying at The Great Wolf Lodge...it's a fun place for a family to celebrate the New Year -Lot's of stuff for the kiddies.

Naturally, I've got my laptop. Takin' a break from the Renaissance gypsies....yeesh, I can only take so much of that.

48 I resolve to drink more.  Yes, that's an actual resolution.  I like to pick things I can achieve.

49 Excuse me: are you guys kidding me?   Ignore Megyn Kelly, the most perfect woman in America?  In an evening gown?  How the hell can you watch some third-rate ball game when The Goddess is presiding?

You homos.

50 Resolutions? Get a job, so I can afford to tip Ace for this wonderful place.

51 Amateur Night.  Tonight is the night where people who don't drink all year long think they can drink like a moron.

Happy New Years you morons.  Hope the next is better then the last...unlikely because of The Obamamessiah, but one can hope.

And maybe Ace willl fix the way comments work to emulate other blogs.  One can hope.  Moron.

52 I *may* be persuaded to do some karaoke later on.

53 Ging,
Thanks for putting the image of Rosie O'donnel in lingerie into my mind.  Thank you so very much!

54

Deb,

We'll probably take the kiddos to the Wolf Lodge when  they get a little bit older. I always wanted to go there. I love swimming. I can't wait for the new water park to open  up in KCK.

55 jmflynny, I say drink it.

56

i'm staying in, it's a big night for me, i plan on re-organizing my pocket protector and putting some brand new white cloth tape on my black birth-control glasses.. a nerd's work is never done.

my resolution: seal up the hobo tomb and move out of my Mom's basement

someone please remind me to have more fun in my next life

 

57 I'm gonna drop a ball and after the loser passes out, hopefully find some easy carpet to munch.

God knows there'll be plenty of it out on Times Square.  She can even be a little picky and get what she actually likes.

Helps of course to have a couple of Secret Service agents to "blow" away any repercussions IYKWIMAITYD.

58

"The fucking vintage is at peak and beginning to decline. So, if I don't drink it soon, it will be a $125 bottle of piss."

 

That's why I'll stick with this Beam. It's always piss and your taste buds don't end up like a bunch of bratty kids.

59

WWH,

I fucking aim to please. If you want, I can always link  a picture of her from East to Eden or whatever that fucking movie was called. It was the one with Dan Akroyd.

60

Now, here I am. Ten years after my last New Year's Eve date and the scales have tipped considerably from prudent to lame.

No way. We've all had dry spells. I called them my 'times in the desert.' You're going to have a great New Years Eve with a cool person soon, it just might be on Febuary 11th or something.

61 Ginger, isn't there enough butt fucking in NYC?  Why do they have to go to Vegas?

62 I'm at home surrounded by massive drifts and howling gales of Climate Change, with two kids and a strong allergy to paying $5 a pop for watery mixed drinks or alleged champagne.  You may call it lame, I call it adulthood.

63 So... who else is feeling lame or prudent or a mixture of both to be inside tonight?

Depends on who is asking. I was suppose to go to a party tonight but a friend called to say the roads were really bad out in the middle of no where where our friend who is having the party lives (we got a bunch of snow today and it's cold and windy now) and that bagging it was not the worst idea. I agreed, for the sake of safety of course.

The truth is I pretty much had decided I wasn't in the mood anyway and wasn't going to go but that'll just between us, okay?

64 Time to fold clothes.

65
59-

My eyes!  My eyes!!

66

my resolution: seal up the hobo tomb and move out of my Mom's basement

My 2008 resolution was to stop laughing at dead hobo references, and I failed.

67

2008 sucked - my favorite granny, an uncle and cousin passed away, broke up with 2 girlfriends, the global financial meltdown eliminated any chance I had of making my bonus this year and I'm probably going to get fired in early 2009.

If I started drinking, I probably wouldn't stop for a while.

68 Three years before I stopped being funny myself.

Trolling for compliments is unseemly. And from this crowd, a lost cause.

Staying in this year. Still recovering from snowboarding with my nephews a few days ago, and my back is killing me.

Besides, there's still porn out there that I haven't downloaded.

Best wishes for the New Year, cockholsters!

69

"Ging,
Thanks for putting the image of Rosie O'donnel in lingerie into my mind.  Thank you so very much! "

 

I second that. I'll be in my bunk.

70 This one, Ginger/:

http://tinyurl.com/6r6na6

(Notice the 666).

71 Happy New Year, morons! We've got Galaxy Quest going in the dvd player shortly and booze. We're set.

72 This one, Ginger/:

http://tinyurl.com/6r6na6

(Notice the 666).

There went my chubby for the night.

73

 Ignore Megyn Kelly, the most perfect woman in America?  In an evening gown?  How the hell can you watch some third-rate ball game when The Goddess is presiding?

Her dope co-anchor is like ice down the shorts. A mood killer.

74 In tonight, have been for years. I used to run New Year's parties so now I get no kick out of them. Still drinking the Absolute though.

Megan Kelly? I don't need to even watch the show, that pic is enough.

75

Ralph,

I think there is some buttfucking convention going on in Vegas this weekend!!

True story.

When I  was flight attendant based in NYC, I decided  to go to Vegas for some fun. As I was walking in the jetway, these guys asked me if I was going to work. I said no. When I got on  the plane more guys asked me if I was going to work. Once again, I said no. The question was asked again by another gentleman that helped put my bag in  the overhead bin. At this time, I was utterly confused. I asked him why were all these people asking me if I was going to work. He told me that most of the people on the plane were going to  Vegas for a porn convention. They thought I worked in the porn industry! I was like "holy shit!" I think some guys that worked for Pepsi and I were the only ones on the plane that had no ties to porn.

76 Hopefully she'll interview Andy Dick and then angrily cross-examine him about why he's such an obnoxious douche. And why he hasn't been funny since 2002.*

* Three years before I stopped being funny myself.

Come on Ace, that's simply not true.

Andy Dick was never funny.

77
New Year's Eve is for children and fools.

78 BTW: Couldn't that drunken fuck, Ace, have done a better photoshop?  Moron.  I mean that's a nice looking cockholster, but it kind of ruins the whole thing when he doesn't even bother to do the basics.

Which is per fucking normal.

79 BOOMER!!!

80 "New Year's Eve is for children and fools."

Ditto that...

81 Never give up!  Never surrender!

I'm trying to decide if I'm going to hell for watching The Incredibles while waiting for some old school Jenna to burn onto a dvd. 

82 "My eyes, my eyes!!" is an actual quote.
We had met up with some friends while down in Cancun.  Their 21 year old son had flown in to meet up with them as well.  We were all standing on the beach when this German couple walked by.  They were in their 60's.  Both had on speed-o type bottoms and stupid looking caps on their heads.  She looked just like a smaller version of her husband except with breasts.  It was the son's first view of a semi nude female.  "My eyes!  My eyes!"

83 Ginger, you just finished off Al Gore.

84

"Hopefully she'll interview Andy Dick and then angrily cross-examine him about why he's such an obnoxious douche. And why he hasn't been funny since 2002.* "

 

Judging by a TMZ video I saw awhile back, she'd better hurry up and interview him early on before he consumes too much Absolut and X, or she may very well end up interviewing Andy's Dick instead.

85

New Year's Eve is for children and fools.

And apparently for boring, unfunny killjoys too. 

86 Megan Kelly? I don't need to even watch the show, that pic is enough.

I prefer this photo.

And of course, vidcap with the hot librarian glasses.

Yum.

87 There's a Twilight Zone Marathon on ScFi.

88 Having it all. We had a wonderful dinner out and good to be home.
Nasty out.. No, not hobo's..
Funny how this freaking broke State got a grant (700K) to add 400 or so
police units to bust revelers. Hope only hobo's are drinking and driving. Less work for us Morons.
Gotta go..Mrs. yelling to open oysters. I know I am a Moron, but I'm not fuckin' clueless. Coming!!! Cheers.

89 And apparently for boring, unfunny killjoys too.

Which explains your presence here. Thank you.

90 Hopefully she'll interview Andy Dick and then angrily cross-examine him about why he's such an obnoxious douche. And why he hasn't been funny since 2002.*

* Three years before I stopped being funny myself.

Don't be so hard on yourself.  You were funny at least through 2006.  Most of 2006 anyways.

But don't worry.  We'll have the Obamassiah, Nancy! and Dingy Harry running the show.  No way do they not give you some material to work with.

91 There's a Twilight Zone Marathon on ScFi.

Which is totally awesome! I don't think there's any other tv show where I could watch the same episodes dozens of times and still love them.

92
Well, at least Al died happy.

93

Happy New Year, Ace and all the morons!

Not a fan of the resolutions, they are always doomed to fail (growing hair on top of your head is harder than I thought). But I hope to be in a much different place next year than I am now (no, not prison).

I only recently learned that I am not immortal, so I must act accordingly.*

Cheers!

P.S. It's about 8pm here, which means i'll be passed out before the actual new year.

Cheers again!

*As far as I know, I made that up just now. If you can cite a source please let me know, for it is a great quote.

94

"My eyes, my eyes!!" is an actual quote.
We had met up with some friends while down in Cancun.  Their 21 year old son had flown in to meet up with them as well.  We were all standing on the beach when this German couple walked by.  They were in their 60's.  Both had on speed-o type bottoms and stupid looking caps on their heads.  She looked just like a smaller version of her husband except with breasts.  It was the son's first view of a semi nude female.  "My eyes!  My eyes!"

How does one reach 21 years of age without having seen tits in person before?

95 Ignore Megyn Kelly, the most perfect woman in America?  In an evening gown?  How the hell can you watch some third-rate ball game when The Goddess is presiding?

You know, Fox should cut the crap and market cheesecake posters of its anchors circa the 70's. 

Can you imagine? Megyn Kelly in a Cherl Ladd bikini, Margaret Hoover (a personal fave) in a Farrah Fawcett one-piece, and Harris Faulkner in Daisy Dukes, with a shirt tied at the waist?  Talk about fair and balanced. 

(OK, we'll do Shep Smith in a marble bag for the ladies and gays.)

A Fox News "We Report, You Decide" calendar?  Looking forward to seeing Lis Weil, Miss February.

96

#81

nope, that's just 30 days in purgatory, getting into hell requires these elements:

Barney the Dinosaur

german porn vids of a fecal nature

a string of christmas lights (not plugged in, unless you want to get there right away)

 

 

 

 

97
94-

We live in Utah, any more questions? 

98 Oh shut up morons. You can have a good time peeing against a wall or subway substation on New Years' eve. Enjoying the massive crowds? Go for it. Enjoying the chicks going "wooooo!"? Thought not. Don't they sound like assholes doing that? Thought so. Heh, live with it, dorks.

99 Ignore Megyn Kelly, the most perfect woman in America?  In an evening gown?  How the hell can you watch some third-rate ball game when The Goddess is presiding?

You know, Fox should cut the crap and market cheesecake posters of its anchors circa the 70's. 

Can you imagine? Megyn Kelly in a Cherl Ladd bikini, Margaret Hoover (a personal fave) in a Farrah Fawcett one-piece, and Harris Faulkner in Daisy Dukes, with a shirt tied at the waist?  Talk about fair and balanced. 

(OK, we'll do Shep Smith in a marble bag for the ladies and gays.)

A Fox News "We Report, You Decide" calendar?  Looking forward to seeing Lis Weil, Miss February.


Make that "a la" the 70's.  Otherwise we'd  be looking at embryos

100 First resolution of mine is to stop being an alcoholic and start being a drunk. I so hate those meetings. The cofee's always bitter and the donuts are always stale.

101 Unfortunately, Paleo, I think that I've heard that before. But good writers steal shamelessly, as the saying goes.

One of my favorite comments on mortality is from Bierce's Devil's Dictionary.
MISERICORDE, n. A dagger which in mediaeval warfare was used by the foot soldier to remind an unhorsed knight that he was mortal.

102 Oh, Ace. Don't feel lame. Me and my girlfriend are probably staying in as well. I almost have her convinced though, that we should drive out to the desert and shoot .38s in the air with my new revolver come midnight...

103 44 Of course, optimism grabbed hold of me about three weeks ago when I purchased a $125 bottle of 1993 vintage deNogue Grand vin de Princes champagne. So I have a choice: suck it up and drink it with my Taco Bell dinner tonight or continue the optimism through to my birthday and drink it with my Taco Bell dinner at that time.

Damn, I thought I sorta knew wine, but never heard of that stuff. Hell, who knows how well it was stored all those years. I say drink it up.

Me, I'm equaling Ace's lameness and staying in. Got the flu, and I'm missing the rockin' show I was supposed to be at.

But no champagne for me. I've been exploring an amazing crazy new (to me and most of the contemporary US) side of the world of alcohol, and it is good. It is very good indeed, and it will do me fine to see off this wretched stock-crashing, socialist-electing year. Hey, it's even Atkins-friendly if you omit one nonessential aspect of the traditional prep.

104

Oh shut up morons. You can have a good time peeing against a wall or subway substation on New Years' eve. Enjoying the massive crowds? Go for it. Enjoying the chicks going "wooooo!"?

If only I wasn't at work, that sounds about right.

And the chicks going "woooo!"?  That's the international signal that announces "I'm drunk enough that I might just show you my tits".

105
The nincomfuckingpoops on ESPN are wearing party hats and leis (lays). Grown men in party hats.

You know what I think of when someone says party hats?

Tits. Pointy tits.

106 I'm doubling down on lame: not going out and not drinking.

107 Now you got me picturing Barney Frank in a party hat.

108

i've always wondered what absinthe was like, wanted to try it, but became convinced that if i did i would wind up in the chorus line of a 1900's era Paris dance hall, or possibly being buggered by Oscar Wilde.

i wonder which one would be worse?

109 Barry is having some sticky, resin-dripping Hawaiian.

110

"And the chicks going "woooo!"?  That's the international signal that announces "I'm drunk enough that I might just show you my tits".

 

I digress. In my experience you've allready seen the tit's. Your now getting ready to touch the hiney.

 

111 Hau'oli Makahiki Hou. I am also staying in. People in Hawaii have a hard enough time driving while sober in the middle of a dry sunny day. Also I have a great view of the harbor from my lanai so I can see the fireworks from here - provided I am still awake and not passed out that is! Thanks Morons, you have made this dismal year a little more fun

112 109 Barry is having some sticky, resin-dripping Hawaiian.

Do they know her name?

113

I fed my 85 year-old Dad with a pound of crab and two glasses of Pouilly Fuisse.

Mission accomplished!

114 "To Serve Man" is now on. Single best episode of Twilight Zone evah!

115 Yeah, I was last funny in 1998.  Maybe once in 2006. 

That said, I'm home with the wind howling and the wife and kids in bed.  I've got a glass of Evan Williams spiked with a shot of Peychaud's Bittters.

I've got a job, a house, and things could be a lot worse.   So happy new year, y'all. 

116

On the couch sick as a dog, but feeling good watching my LSU Tigers stomp GA Tech. The screwdrivers I am drinking are not only making me feel better, but the Vitamin C is good for what ails me.

In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, never in want.

 

Happy New Year all!

117

Have a good new year morons.

I'm going to OD on Merlot wine.

At home with the wife.

118 We are making gingerbread men with the 3 and 6 year olds.  Happy New Years from RI all.

119

i've always wondered what absinthe was like, wanted to try it, but became convinced that if i did i would wind up in the chorus line of a 1900's era Paris dance hall, or possibly being buggered by Oscar Wilde.

Years ago I ordered a bottle of Spanish Absinthe from some European outfit that shipped booze overseas.  It's a little bit different of a buzz, but nothing all that special.  Bitter as hell and very high alcohol content (you generally add sugar and water).

The stuff you buy today has a fraction of the wormwood content that they drank 100 years ago.

120

#111

great view of the harbor, etc....well lah-de-dah. I have a great view of the woods out back from my deck and it's 14 degrees out, so there!

121 The Sandman is staying home this year, drinking the adult beverage and being thankful for all you goofball morons out there in the Moron Nation. Just to tell you how boring my day has been I caught a nap, cleaned the hard drive on this very laptop and reinstalled Firefox, although it's still kinda crappy these days. I almost use Chrome as much as Fire fox, so there ya go...excitement personified.
Beer this year, no more of the hard stuff, the stomach and my nerves can't take that hard shit anymore, excepting vodka, strangely enough.
Still okay with the big V, although convenience store Valu-rite hasn't been on my shopping list for awhile.

C Novum Godum, Morons...(Happy New Year,Russian)

Audi.

122 heh,.....amateur night. we eat like kings and watch the fireworks over the strip from the backyard.

123 Ways to say "Happy New Year" in such languages as Arabic, Chinese (Cantonese and Mandarin), French, Hebrew, Korean, Swedish, Vietnamese, and more.

124 Staying in here Ace.  Daughter just got the flu this afternoon and I have given up the juice.

Resolution.  Make more money, hide more money and screw over any Obama supporter's.  Oh, and kill some more terrorists.

125

thanks for the info Hollowpoint, i'll give it a try sometime, although i'll still probably worry about being buggered by Oscar Wilde... for some reason i always worry about being sexually assualted by disaffected victorian writers...

anyone else have that problem, or am i alone on this? 

126

#101, IllTemperedCur,

Well, I figured that the quote was too brilliant to have come from me, but it sure as hell felt spontaneous, so I will adopt it as my own for now. Irregrardless (MS Word thinks that's a cromulent word, so what the hell), it seems pretty friggin' apt for the next four years, eh wot?

I can't remember a New Year's Eve when I felt such an internal struggle between optimism and pessimism. For most of the late 90s and early 2000s I was in bed by 10:45 or so.

To quote Sam Jackson in Jurassic Park, "hold on to your butts."

127 42

sickinmass will want to know if you've bought boots too, I'm sure.
I only have eyes for ATC, Hog

128

Balfa Bros: Parlez nous a boire (Let's talk about drinking)

http://tinyurl.com/3qmmdz

129 I refuse to purposely set foot inside of the Rochester, NY city limits for any reason.

New Years does nothing to change my mind about this.

I'll be comfortably sitting in my office/ManLair watching my bottle of Glen Fiddich work its way to extinction, wishing all you morons a Happy New Year.

130 we eat hobo pies, made with real fresh hobos

131 108

i've always wondered what absinthe was like,

Full in the mouth and wonderfully intense and complex in flavor and aroma, if you get a good one, rather than one of the many many very crappy ones. Kind of intellectual and lucid-waking-dream in the nature-of-the-alcohol-buzz.

wanted to try it, but became convinced that if i did i would wind up in the chorus line of a 1900's era Paris dance hall, or possibly being buggered by Oscar Wilde.

i wonder which one would be worse?

After about the fourth glass, they may be indistinguishable, and after the sixth, you might forget that Mr. Wilde is supposed to be dead. But it's all in good fun.

132

My New Years Resolution is to stop the incessant jacking-off to the image of Megyn Kelly.  Translated this means that spanking the monkey only once a day will be acceptable, provided Megyn continues to speak those encouraging words, "fuck me big boy."

Note:  Will the asshole shooting Roman Candles in the neighborhood stop the madness or my next door neighbor and I will call Dick Cheney for a pleasant ending to your miserable life. 

133 I want a lair.  And minions. 

134

Forgot to hyperlink.

http://tinyurl.com/3qmmdz

135 ok, i will definitely stop at 3 then, lol

136

a volcano lair?

god, don't we all...

137 I want a lair.  And minions.

Heh. I always thought a great SNL type skit or short story would be "Henchman School".

Think about the villains on the 60's versions of Batman. They all had henchmen and minions. Where do you go to become one of those guys? Is there training? I imagined there was an apprentice program and like a union hall set up where the arch-criminals could get their guys.

138 119

Years ago I ordered a bottle of Spanish Absinthe from some European outfit that shipped booze overseas. It's a little bit different of a buzz, but nothing all that special.

The Spanish stuff is different from the only-recently-revived French and Swiss styles. I can't yet speak for the Swiss, but the French green stuff is much more complex.

Bitter as hell and very high alcohol content (you generally add sugar and water).

You sometimes add sugar and always always add water in at least 3:1 proportions, sometimes up to 5:1. At that dilution, the bitterness is there but pleasant, if you like such things, and, if you don't, there's always the sugar.

The stuff you buy today has a fraction of the wormwood content that they drank 100 years ago.

So it was thought. But lately the view has changed somewhat. Note especially the thujone levels of the highly-popular pre-ban Pernod, compared to permissible levels now. And in any case, the people who are really into this stuff claim that thujone isn't a big deal at all, buzzwise. The fun thing about this stuff is how remarkably good the good stuff smells and tastes, plus the history and ritual is fun.

139

I want a lair.  And minions.

Does an unfinished basement room with no windows count as a "lair"?  And do the chained up crackwhores therein count as "minions"?

Just asking.  On behalf of a friend.  Definitely not me.  My friend.

140 Think about the villains on the 60's versions of Batman. They all had henchmen and minions. Where do you go to become one of those guys? Is there training? I imagined there was an apprentice program and like a union hall set up where the arch-criminals could get their guys.

Had you watched Dr. Horrible, you'd know that there's a Henchman's Union.

141 it would have to be a private institution, you'd never get quality minions from a publicly funded school

142

#132

Yeah Fish, those Roman candles would bother me too. I prefer the time-honored tradition around here of goung outside at midnight and blasting off shotguns. Much safer than Roman candles too.

143

BTW, IllTemperedCur, Misericorde is a very cool item. We need them for all the elistists mincing around us in their Priuses and Volvos.

Sort of OT, I'm reading a book about Wellington's Rifles, which is an account of the green jacket British infantry during the Napoleonic wars. The Rifles were the original sharpshooters who relied on marksmanship over close formations and clouds of lead, and they are the protype for the modern soldier or marine. Very cool stuff.

FYI and off my little topic: The optimal News Year's Eve brew is Stone Brewery's Ruination IPA (North San Diego County, California). Great fucking beer. After two and a half decades of pursuit of the perfect beer, that is the closest I have come...

Dude!

144

Okay.

This has nothing whatsoever to do with this post in any way except, perhaps, for the word 'lame'. Whilst getting lost amidst the Dana Delaney 'Exit to Eden' vids on You Tube, I came across this vid.

It's one of the worst videos I've ever seen and, apparently, there's a whole series of them. And, a fan base.

In fact, it's so awful, that I'm tempted to think that Greg Gutfield had something to do with it.

I know. It's one of those 'I think this milk is bad. You taste it.' kind of things.

145 Pernod is WAY expensive.  Do you guys have some secret Bernie-Madoff-retirement-plan scheme going on to afford this trendy new absinthe indulgence?

146 127-

Wasn't your eyes I was interested in, it was the chowda!  That's ok, I don't blame you about ATC.

147 @133 Me, too. Minions and house elves.

148 A few more hours, morons, and it's the official start of Hobo Season!

Ah the excitement of mapping their trails, of studying their habits, watching them come to feed on small bottles of Val-U-Rite one has scattered n vacant lots.

Remember that real Conservation is harvesting the land so that it increases in game.

149

jmflynny

Maybe you should consider a date next year, for your own good.

150

Make that "a la" the 70's.  Otherwise we'd  be looking at embryos.

That's pretty funny!

Hey, and a Happy New Year to the Troops!!  I think it is already 2009 over there where they have the terrorists holed up (i.e. not here where we and our families are!), and I hope this year everybody that wants to come home, can come home.  And everybody that wants to stay there and keep protecting us via extreme pest control gets their wishes too.

151

Sort of OT, I'm reading a book about Wellington's Rifles, which is an account of the green jacket British infantry during the Napoleonic wars.

Weren't the British using the Brown Bess musket during that time?  Those things were about the opposite of "accurate".

152

"I want a lair.  And minions."

Oh god, me too. A rancher and three bratty boy's just doesn't accentuate the evil in me that a fog enshrouded mountian top castle and some hellhounds would.

153
These house elves, they do chores?

154 Heh. I always thought a great SNL type skit or short story would be "Henchman School".

Annnnd now I want to watch Sky High.

155 Had you watched Dr. Horrible, you'd know that there's a Henchman's Union.

I knew it!

I hadn't heard about that but it looks amusing, thanks.

156 152  ever seen 'The Hills Have eyes   You can do it!  It just takes a little work.

157 These house elves, good eatin'?

158
Whilst getting lost amidst the Dana Delaney 'Exit to Eden' vids on You Tube...

Really?

Wait.

Are you gay?

DD looked great in that movie. And we saw ALL of her, too!

159 Holy mackerel, ya step out for a quick libation and the entire internet just goes on without ya . . .

Well, here's my sentiment:

Get the FUCK out of here 2008, you filthy, pathetic, useless whore.  No matter how bad 2009 is, I do expect to find humor in it.  Possibly on a daily basis.

Happy New Year, beloved morons!!  Thank you for lettin' me play in your sandbox and never hittin' me with the ban-hammer. 

Most of all, God bless and keep our head moron, he's just the bestest in all the world.

MWAH!!

160 Now I want some house elf chowda!  Ok, I'll stop.  Time to go to the party anyway.

161 Hey PoconoJoe,....... wassamatta Tabb's Tavern not good enough for ya'? Hayna?

162 145 Pernod is WAY expensive.  Do you guys have some secret Bernie-Madoff-retirement-plan scheme going on to afford this trendy new absinthe indulgence?

Pernod as sold in the US isn't Absinthe these days. They're back making absinthe in Europe, but, so far, the absinthe geeks aren't that impressed. I concede that good absinthe starts at about 50 bucks a bottle and goes up to maybe double that. But keep in mind that it tends to be about 120-150 proof, and that one dilutes it around 4:1 with water. It's the Amway thing, it's concentrated. So one fifth of absinthe has at least as much alcohol as three and a half bottles of 13% alcohol wine. Or, to look at it another way, $50 gets you around 25 typical 4 oz diluted glasses, or two bucks apiece. Hardly plutocrat territory.

163

WOW!  It has to be a huge turd to need to be buried on New Year's Eve!

164 Happy New Year's Hobo Hunters....

Tiger Woods '09 on the Wii with the hubby and daughter... and a decent Moscato. 

We forgot to go to Bama for the good fireworks - too busy playing Wii.  Lame... yes, we are.

165 My New Year's Eve is somewhat boring.  Sitting on a couch, watching "Armageddon" and drinking a Bud. 

Still, life is good.  Happy New Years, all.

166 yep, volcano lair, henchmen, house elves but instead of sharks with lasers on their heads i want blue-butted baboons with 40mm grenade launchers mounted on their backs, just for something different ya know

167 "These house elves, they do chores?" YES! That's the beauty part. The minions do the real dirty work. And the lair... must have piles of furs on the floor that I can roll around in naked. Purely to piss off PETA. Really.

168 I'm going with flying monkeys with brown note weaponry.

169 Okay, well, absinthe is also a little bit...gay pretentious.

You're not a 19th century late pre-Raphaelite nor a starving impressionist in a Montmartre garret, so you're basically just looking for a legal high besides Valu-Rite and its derivatives.

Stick to booze.  Wormwood ain't worth it.

170 And the lair... must have piles of furs on the floor that I can roll around in naked. Purely to piss off PETA.

I'm intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

171 MUST SEE TV:

http://ekstrabladet.tv/nationentv/article1103770.ece

HAPPY NEW YEAR MRONS!

172 Watched it, jmflynny. Painful. No more, please.

173

You know, Fox should cut the crap and market cheesecake posters of its anchors circa the 70's. 

Fox couldn't possibly make conservatives look dumber than it already does. ^{Oops. Did I just admit I'm a conservative who hates Fox?}

174 Dr. Manhattan: Where in the purple hell did you find Dogfish Head Festina Peche this time of year?  You magnificent bastard!

Booze of choice tonight has been a mix of Blue Moon Full Moon, Wild Blue Blueberry Ale, and Palmetto Lager.

175 Happy New Year to all the morons out there.

It's not really being a pathetic friendless loser if you're home sick with the gf instead of being out at all sorts of parties and celebrations, right? We're coughing so much that we couldn't even sneak up on a hobo.

176

I want a lair.  And minions. 

I refer to my children as minions. Well, I try not to say that out loud in public, but they know their place. They know.

I have a serious New Year's resolution to lose a whole lot of weight. I'll be turning 40 in 2009 and I can deal with that, but not with being 40 and fat. Since I can't stop the clock, the pounds, they will be leaving.

Happy new year!

177

#161

Blazer, I live in the "West End" in Monroe County. I used to work out of Pittston though. Good people up that way, Scranton-WB, etc. Some real pissers. Different accent, culture, etc. Friday 5 o'clock don't get in the way of a lot of the office people or you'd get run over. They'd all be down at The Woodlands getting fucked-up. 

178 I had one stinking beer. I have to get up at 6:30 for the annual Philadelphia Mummers Parade, a pointless exercise that is a tradition in my family. Can't let the old man down. I'll make up for it tomorrow night.

 Happy New Year to Ace and my fellow morons!

179

Lame? Don't care. Prudent? Yeah, going computer shopping with my parents tomorrow. I'm playing consultant/mediator/translator between my folks and the Best Buy staff. You better believe I'm getting some good take-out tomorrow!

180

48 I resolve to drink more.  Yes, that's an actual resolution.  I like to pick things I can achieve.

Nicely done Alex...that goes at the top of my list too. I also resolve to quit letting work interfere with my "me" time by putting side shields on my monitor so my "superiors" can't see what porn sites I'm viewing at the office. It's really none of their business.

I'm trying to work up a resolution involving snorting cocaine off of hooker's breasts, but haven't quite got the wording down yet. It'll come to me eventually.

Others include:

1. Drinking more at work (or at least starting earlier... say around 9 a.m....2 p.m. just isn't quite getting the edge off.)

2. Getting banned from AoS for some truly offensive post that ends up being featured on "Nightline" and generates death threats from DailyKos, and hopefully causes an intense, yet short-lived, war somewhere in middle-Asia or sub-Saharan Africa.

3. Finish tiling my bathroom

4.Drinking more while tiling my bathroom, then drinking even more when in the bathroom so I don't notice all the askew tiles I placed when tiling.

5. Making fun of Dave in Texas and Gabe.

6. Finishing this comment.

 

 

 

181

Of course no lair would be complete without a large room with an open bar, lit by human skull candelabras, surrounded with giant video screens to keep track of your satellite weapons and world domination.

C'mon people, this is the 21st century, get with the program

182 CJ....most of us on this board, anyway, have been slagging Fox all year, they're on the Obamessiah bandwagon too. But they're still better than the alternatives.....

183

#173

over the course of this last year, i must say that i'm not as big a fan of Fox News as i used to be, FNC seems to me to have been infected with the RINO-virus

184 Aren't mummers dancers?

185 169 Okay, well, absinthe is also a little bit...gay pretentious.

Dude. Dude. Pretentious? Ernesto Effing Hemingway drank absinthe. He even mixed it with Champagne, which is 38% gay, er, pretentious. Clearly whatever's in absinthe nullifies gay. Oscar Wilde would have started bagging hot chicks if he'd kept it up. I was going to point out that about 80% of France drank absinthe before it was banned, but I realized just in time that it would weaken my case.

You're not a 19th century late pre-Raphaelite nor a starving impressionist in a Montmartre garret,

C-W, are you a machine that can make me say "dude" more than I've ever said it in my life? Apparently. Dude. I'm an engineer, and a wine geek. I read physics books for amusement. You could fit my artistic pretentions in a neutrino.

so you're basically just looking for a legal high besides Valu-Rite and its derivatives.

Not I. I gave up that junk decades ago. Seriously, I'm looking for something with alcohol in it that is as intellectually interesting and variegated as wine.

Stick to booze.  Wormwood ain't worth it.

Ok, I'll be serious for a moment. Read around that thujone site I linked. That whole "absinthe brain damage insanity" thing is bullcrap, except maybe for things like copper compounds and methanol in the cheap crap that was going around France at the peak. Nothing to do with wormwood. Absinthe hysteria was the global warming of the early 20th century, with the wineries and their newly re-planted vines in the role of Al Gore and James Hansen.  Do you seriously think that our plug-up-the-butt approvers of liquor would have re-legalized absinthe if this were a serious issue?

186 184-

Depends on how much she and dadders have had to drink.

I'm going already!  Just waiting for my wife.  It's 9:23 here btw.

Happy New Years from the Hog!

187

Happy New Year morons!  Adios 08,  Hola 09.

Predictions??

188 and cheer up jmflynny, you sounded a little down.  we love you.

189

The line infantry had the Brown Bess, Hollowpoint, that was as "accurate" as the Charlevilles that the Fwench and the Americans c. 1812 used. The redcoat light infantry had a smoothbore with a shorter barrel and a pistol-grip trigger guard (I've forgotten its designation; probably just Light Infantry Land Pattern Musket or the like.) And the green-coated Rifle regiments, the 95th and the 60th (Royal Americans), were armed with the Baker rifle.

190 re #175:

Go to hell, you spoiled bastard.  Most of us don't have gf's.

191 Watching the bands perform at the Mummers Parade is pretty good but as far as the whole parade it can get pretty old. Especially if you watch it every year for 30 or 40 years.

192

PoconoJoe, my dad's fondest memories were vacationing in the Pocono's when he was a kid and was hell bent on retiring there. He and my mother now reside in Pocono Convict Counry Place in Tobyhanna.

Boy did they get screwed.

At least they took my loser bro with them, he'll fit in just great 'round them  parts.

193 It's funny reading this thread....my family went to the Wolf's Den Lodge in the Poconos this year. Great fun.

194

i wonder what an Arch-Villian would have on their IPod?

 

195 i wonder what an Arch-Villian would have on their IPod?

The William Tell Overture?

196 They'd all be down at The Woodlands getting fucked-up.

Now that there is a True Fact.

197 I have to cop to being lame, though now I have an excuse - picked up some godawful flu thingy while visiting the parents at Christmas.  Well, being the hardy soul I am, that will not stop me from enjoying a good Bombay Sapphire and Tonic or three, or four, or five.....

Best wishes to all in 2009.

198 It's a happy day and I'll spare the wormwood and gall, but yeah, Hemingway is not really the Authentic Manhood Stamp of Approval in See-dubya-land.  

Do I think that "plug-up-the-butt approvers of liquor would have re-legalized absinthe"?  I'm pretty familiar with our plug-up-the-butt approvers in general, and yeah, now, they'd sign off on something dubious just for the street cred.

That said, I'm not going to bust your gonads over your enjoyment of something legal.  I'll just reiterate that it's a bizarre and rather pretentious indulgence--not that I don't have a few pretentious indulgences of my own--and wish you a happy new year.

199

Blazer:

I guess they did get screwed. I don't go up that way too much. I hope they can do whatever they can do to get out of there. Unfortunately that shit is spreading all around this county. All the shit moving here from NY & NJ and bringing their shit and crime with them. Good luck to your parents.

200

"i wonder what an Arch-Villian would have on their IPod?"

All depends, but my Arch villian would definitley have some Gwar to help ring in the end times and maybe a little James Taylor for those not-so-evil days when I'm feeling like the world hates me.

201 So  who here has Timewarner? I am waiting to see if Viacom are going to pull their channels at midnight.

202 Working. You can't party without electricity. How's that for lame. I am thankful for my job.

Posted by: Joe

----------------------

 

Joe, you're awesome & thank God for you and all of the police, firemen, nurses, docs, and everyone else that's keeping the  place running!

203

#193 #196

That Great Wolf Lodge is about 7-8 miles up the road from me.

Uh oh, maybe alexthechick was one of them.

204 198
Hey, no problem. I'm not too fond of the guy, and especially his turgid writing, myself, but it did seem like a fun argument to make. And I'll cop to bizarre, for sure, though I suspect we're at the beginning of a boom that will make it seem less so.

Happy New Year to you as well. It appears that we have something in common.

205
The FN Poem (reprise)

I have an FN-FAL
It's chambered 308
I keep it oiled and loaded
And trained upon the gate

With which repellent attributes
To keep Hobos at bay
That they will not abuse my kin
And try to turn them gay

So on this Winters', New Years Night
Cold as a witches tit
I'll stay inside and keep her lubed
And stay out of the shit

206 So  who here has Timewarner? I am waiting to see if Viacom are going to pull their channels at midnight.

Posted by: Ginger

--------------------------------------------

 

I do here in western NY - my 13 year old son is very upset.  Too him,  if we lose the Comedy channel, etc.  in his words it would be very "GAY".

 

 

207

top ten things found on Arch-Villians IPod:

1. Katrina and the Waves - Walking on Sunshine

2. Old Yeller

3. K.C. and the Sunshine Band - That's the Way I like It

4. Glenn Beck podcasts

5. Village People - YMCA

6. every episode of "Johnny Quest"

7. Flock of Seagulls - I Ran

8. "Davy & Goliath"

9. REO Speedwagon - I Can't Fight This Feeling

10. tons of Sarah Jessica Parker pics

208 Staying in with the hubby and my mom (visiting from PA.)  Listening to the police scanner.  Asshats really come out on New Years Eve.

Go Nittany Lions!

209

Thanks PoconoJoe. They moved there in 2000 before most of the dregs arrived. Right now they're trying to sell and are hoping to move up around Clarks Summit.

I actually lived there and Carbondale for a few years with my grandfather who ran a plastics plant outthataway as a kid and loved it.

Shame what happened around Mt. Pocono though.

210

Happy New Year! Be safe out there.

- USCitizen

211 Feeling a bit lame..by myself for the second New Year's running, but  have my imaginary Innernet buddies and many sexy plans for having a big bowl of pasta and sleeping in, though. So it's not all bad. =)
Happy New Year, everybody. May the hobo blood flow like wine in 2009!

212

CJ....most of us on this board, anyway, have been slagging Fox all year, they're on the Obamessiah bandwagon too. But they're still better than the alternatives.....

Well yeah, they're shallow clowns. They'll jump on the latest pop trend. Certainly better, overall. I just hate that we're allowed on network, and it's so damn dumb. So many Americans form their perception of non-liberals by watching the clowns on Fox.

213 sorry if i killed the thread on that last post, it must have either cleared the room or folks are still laughing (i hope)

214 Lame or prudent, you ask? Hard to say. Probably a bit from column A and a bit from column B. So, the answer is C. Staying home and backing up data and sundry nerd stuff. And catching South Park's marathon... because it requires zero attention.

But drinking? Oh, hell's yeah. I've downed a fifth of Nyquil and about half of that again in Dayquil the past few days. Might as well ring in the new year with a double to survive this godforsaken flu.

Hoopy New Wah, morons! (That's the acetominophen/dextramethasone talking. Don't be afraid.)

215

#209

Yes, it should be a nice town but it isn't. One good thing about the housing bubble bursting is that it slowed some of the migration to these parts.

216 I love the Irish Auld Lang Syne. I've heard it done better, but this is the best I could find on the web.

The lyrics:

Should old acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind?
Should old acquaintance be forgot and days of auld lang syne
For auld land syne, my dear, for auld lang syne
We'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet for auld syne.

And surely ye'll be your pint-stowp! And surely I'll be mine!
And we'll tak a cup o' kindness yet, for auld lang syne.
We twa hae run about the braes and pu'd the gowans fine;
But we've wander'd mony a weary foot, sin auld lang syne.

We twa hae paidl'd I' the burn, frae mornin' sun till dine;
But seas between us braid hae roar'd, sin auld lang syne.
And there's a hand, my trusty fiere! And gie's a hand o' thine!
And we'll tak a right gude-willy waught, for auld lang syne.

217

Ginger, we have DirecTV, but I saw the "Alert! Alert! Alert!" messages scrolling across the screen on Nick today. Don't let Dora the Explorer get away from you! Scary thought.

Speaking of which, I'm going to interrupt Sponge Bob to watch the ghost of Dick Clark in Times Square now.

218

* Three years before I stopped being funny myself.

Though you can be tiresome, long, and verbose lately (but not nearly as bad as Freeper)  your writing has improved sine you bega a great deal, and of course 

ACE still brings teh funny.  (Sura 2:29)

219 184- Aren't mummers dancers?

 Well, the Philly mummers are dancers...loosely defined. Imagine a bunch of hefty, 40= year old pasty white stevedores, electricians, carpenters, etc in dresses and makeup, doing a bastardized cakewalk while pumping a 3 tiered glittering parasol.....or a bunch of those same men wearing feathered backpieces and playing Elton John songs on banjos and glockenspiels.. No wonder everyone is drunk.

 Pocono Joe is correct..it does get old, especially when you've done it 40 times and your insane father in in his 65th parade. One year, just once, I'd like to have a "normal" New Year's Eve party.....

220

still have an hour of 2008 left, when is this fucking year ever going to end!

221

I used to work out of Pittston though. Good people up that way, Scranton-WB, etc. Some real pissers. Different accent, culture, etc. Friday 5 o'clock don't get in the way of a lot of the office people or you'd get run over. They'd all be down at The Woodlands getting fucked-up. 

Posted by: PoconoJoe at December 31, 2008 11:17 PM (czjn4)

You're talking about 'tardsville, Joe. I know. I live in Mountain Top and used to work in Pittston.

222 We get local stations from Scranton, Philly and NYC on the cable so I'll be watching the "Honeymooners" marathon that is on channell 11 from NYC starting at midnight. It's on every year. When you're writing out checks and things remember it's 2009 not 2008 you morons. There go the shotgun blasts, I just heard a few. Happy New Year!!!

223 Happy New Year to all!!!!

224 Happy New Year, East Coasters.

Couldn't you have found someone better than Bill and Hill to look at during the countdown?

225 I still love Frank Sinatra but Dick Clark is just sad now.

226 Happy New Year Morons!  And what in hell is wrong with some festive Roman candle action?  Isn't it a given that the kiddies will go out and have a Roman candle war? Traditions, people. Traditions.   

I'm staying in because I just spent almost a solid week with the in-laws, Merry Christmas to me, and now that I'm home, getting drunk has nothing to do with New Year's.  It's all about the return to sanity through booze. Ya know, getting drunk enough to forget the whole thing? 

Also, alexthechick cracks me up.  I have minions, but they get so independent on occasion.  Irritating. 

227 Roman Candles are okay. It could be worse, at least they don't sell M80s any more. That was my brother's favorite...rattled a few windows.

228

yeah I'm staying in too. mostly for lame reasons.  i am having a Sonic Oreo Blast, the last one for a while - diet starts tomorrow. ugh.

see u on the other side. let's hope 2009 is just a wee bit better than 2008. here's hoping.

229

Happy New Years to the East Coast Morons!!! Sort of NSFW New Year's present.

http://tinyurl.com/833lnm

230 I was over at the Activity Pit chatroom when the site was getting warmed up and Greg Gutfeld and Andy Levy showed up. Greg was allegedly drinking absinthe. I don't know whether he was or was not, but his commentary got steadily weirder as time passed.

231

Woo Hoo 1! Happy New Year morons!1

Would any of you kind assholes know where I can score some hookers and blow ?

Jus kiddin'. I quit doin' blow about 15 yrs. ago.

At any rate '09 is here. Looks like I picked the wrong year to stop sniffing glue.

232 The ManLair features guns, leather chairs, large-ish lcd televisions, and dead animals.

Everything needed to thoroughly infuriate liberals.

233 Here's a happy thought....just 20 more days until we get our unicorns!

234 I have minions, but they get so independent on occasion.  Irritating.

That's what the stompy boots are for.

235

Ginger:

I can do that with my ears but I guess that doesn't count.

236

Hard to write impaired by hashish and opium and because I'm:

reclining with chaste virgins ... they are (in beauty) like rubies and coral ... on green cushions and rich beautiful mattresses ... (Sura 55:56-76)

237 Lame, shmame, people are nuts on New Year's.

Happy New Year!

_{We're all screwed, but only 48% of us know it already...}

238 I forgot the silk rug used in the grovelling of Alex...

239 Should be *FOR* Alex.


I blame the Glen Fiddich...

240

Oh -- and Ginger -- can you please teach Megyn to do that?

241

 Imagine a bunch of hefty, 40= year old pasty white stevedores, electricians, carpenters, etc in dresses and makeup, doing a bastardized cakewalk while pumping a 3 tiered glittering parasol.....or a bunch of those same men wearing feathered backpieces and playing Elton John songs on banjos and glockenspiels..

I'd worry about anyone who could imagine that without having seen it.

We'll watch it on TV tomorrow. After the Macy's thanksgiving parade, my kids will be waiting for a string band to be rick rolled.

242 Thanks Ginger...especially since Megyn is completely covered up.

243

these Unicorns of which you speak, these are the ones that fart sunshine, piss Change and shit Hope?

cause i been wonderin' when i get mine...

244

sorry if i killed the thread on that last post, it must have either cleared the room or folks are still laughing (i hope)

I'm still rocking back and forth in horror of having all those images in my head. And then the Clintons were on TV...

245 Don't worry, we'll all get ours on January 20th...

246

Of course nothing totally completes an evil Arch-villian like the fragrance of....

http://tinyurl.com/38s2ht

247

Wife called from Venice, where she watched Buon Anno Nuovo fireworks in Saint Marks Square.

Said the crowd control was horrible, that she felt like she and others would be trampled if they fell.

It was stinkin' cold.

And then....it started snowing.  Snowing seriously. 

 "God's Dandruff" the Eyedies call it --- or so I'm told.

 

248 Who the hell are these bands on Uparty on Fox news?

249
HAPPY NEW YEAR...
you jerkbah...!

250 That's what the stompy boots are for.

Good point.  Also, a serious cowboy hat tilted just the right way never hurts. The John Wayne thang.

251
Sorry Ace...
You were never funny...?
You were nevere...erudite...?
You were neverv... a soldier...?

Just a lawyer...?

God gotta luv yah...!
Olde soldier sends...!

252

yes, Hai Karate for the men, but what about the gal Arch-Villians?

i'd vote for "Windsong".... why?

'cause "you're windsong stays on my mind"

(if anyone remembers that commerical)

 

 

253 First year I'm staying in.  Guess I'm just getting old, too tired and dont feel like dealing with it this year.

254 237....

48%?!?!  Well aren't you just a little ray of optimism!  I'd peg it at 25%...tops, but that might just be the beer talking. 

255

predications for the new year:

1. Andrew Sullivan will die in a horrible gerbil related incident

256

Time for a vanilla bean ice cream and orange soda float and more South Park.

Good night and happy New Year morons!

257

I managed to stay up till midnight here and.....zzzzzzzzzzzzz

258 Dave you are one exciting guy.

259

predications for the new year:

Hot Rod Blago will go missing before his trail, curiously Rahm Emmanuael sports a brand new black tupee' a few days later.

260 Posted by: brak at January 01, 2009 12:39 AM (CCJDA)

Bee Jeebuss, brak...!
I'm a goddamn 71 year olde geezer...!

Buck 'er up "brak"...
Get 'er out there...soldier...!

TAKE A GOOD... GOD-DAMMN WALK...soldier...!

Just around the block...if that's all you got...?

Believe me...!
You'll feel MUCH better...!

HOOOAAH...!
Kiss my patoot...Ace...!

261

Even more likely:

" a family of gerbil's will die in a horrible Andrew Sullivan related incident"

262

3. Shep Smith breaks down and confesses his homosexual lust for Barack  Obama on national TV

263

#262

not that there's anything wrong with that...(eye roll)

 

264 Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 01, 2009 12:46 AM (eiOZw)

Hey "Dave in Texas" are you gonnin' to be cuttin' brush near Crawford after January 20...?

265 4. Rosie O'Donnell gets another TV special, riots ensue, Rosie eats rioters, vid clips go viral.

266 Well Ace should be happy...Greg Gutfeld is about to join Megyn and Shep.

267

Prediction for '09:

Keith Olbermann will dresss in drag and host a show that will air, right after "Countdown".

No wait that allready happenened. I suck at this prediction b.s.

268

Happy New Years to my fellow Central Morons!!!

(.)(.)

 

269 OK, got me a case of Zima, a bag of Ruffles, Japanese invisible man porn in the hard drive and my best personal appliance ("As Seen in Hustler Magazine!") in hand! Is this going to be a great New Year or what?

270 Zima!?! Man they still sell that junk? Zima is for people that think wine coolers are too strong.

271 5. this will be the worst season of SNL since the early 80's (not joking about this one)

272 i thought teh geys drank up all the Zima in the universe several years ago 

273 Predictions:

1.  Republicans will be just as lame and ineffective as usual.  We will do nothing aside from writing them a strongly worded note.  No revolution in 2009.

2.  Democrats will be just as ridiculous as they've always been with the media's full on, tingle support.  Americans will continue to buy the bullshit if they even pay attention, which is doubtful.  They'll be gazing at Brittney's navel ring and counting Brangelina's kids while looking for work.   Democrats win.

3.  Hamas and Israel will continue to bomb each other to their mutual enjoyment.The planet will send Israel a strongly worded note.

4.  Obama will mouth lofty platitudes that sound like a Hallmark card and Americans who voted for him will be so invested they will nod, agree, grab hands, and sing Kumbaya even as they lose their jobs and houses.  They will wait for the O man to save the day.  He'll keep talking.  Only politicians can eat their words.

5.  Bill Cowher will hold on to his options until Dallas makes him an offer.  (Technically, this is my husband's prediction.  As I told him, Jones only fires the coaches that win the SuperBowl.  He hangs on to the losers, as it's all about that little sawed off Arkansas shit at the end of the day.) 

6.  Jimmy Carter will attempt to inject himself into some world crisis and the Iranians will punk him, again, but good.

What else in 2009? 

274
Ace and Dave are "handcuffed" on a wrought iron bed in Texas by an olde momma who was tryin' to protect her offspring...!

Gentlemen I really appreciate your personal, perdicament...!

You gents are truly sooory...SORRY...!

275

the Jonas Bros will be grotesquely disfigured by tranny hookers when they refuse to pay for services rendered.

(sorry ladies, just can't stand the pretty little do-gooders)

276 test shot

277 Predictions?
1. Redskins break my heart again this year.
2. Bush will be blamed for everything shitty that happens this year decade century.
3. Dems will be involved in all kinds of scandals that will be blamed on the GOP.
4. Ammo sales quadruple.
5. Gun sales triple.
6. Obama decides that guns are bad, and need to be banned, "For the Children"^®


_{for the children is a registered trademark of Dems, Liberals and socialists}

278 Oh -- and Ginger -- can you please teach Megyn to do that? (re 229)
Posted by: Tinian at January 01, 2009 12:17 AM (Ohodx)

What makes you think she doesn't already know how?

252 yes, Hai Karate for the men, but what about the gal Arch-Villians?

Charlie!

It's kinda new, kinda now.

279

Iran proxies, Hamas and Hesbollah seriouslly decimated by the IDF. Everything within 200 miles of every Iranian nuclear facility becomes an un-inhabitable radio-active wasteland for the next thousand yrs.

Photo's of Mookie Al-Sadr giving Hockmydinnerjacket a dirty Sanchez with Al-Zawahiri getting donkey punched by Bashir Assad in a gimp outfit hit The Enquirer.

 

........and yes.........I'll be in my bunk.

280 If I started drinking, I probably wouldn't stop for a while.

Tell me about it. Just wake me when it's 2005, OK?

281 After many months of withering criticism and dropping poll numbers, and the announcement that Judi Rell will run against him,  Christopher Dodd will announce his plans to not run for reelection to the Senate in 2010. Rosa Delauro will win the Democratic nomination for Dodd's seat.

282 Posted by: Rocks at January 01, 2009 01:50 AM (7rbe9) From your fingers to God's eyes (had to amend the old saying somewhat).

283

Lock and load, rock and roll.

Happy New Year Mormons!

Teh funny.

284 Is it wrong that I want to foul Megyn Kelly?

285 Happy New Year.  Anything after that statement snipped cos I'm drunk.  Did get some good painting done.  Anyone want some good paintings?  I thought not.

286

#272

Charlie.. yeah, that's a good one

287 Blazer...279...you're mouth to God's ear.  Seriously.

288

#279

that post was sweet!

isn't there somekind of AoS hall of fame or something where that post can be saved for future generations?

289 It is moments like these that call for Megyn Kelly naked in a giant glass of champagne.  Happy New Year, morons!

290 Just got back from Christmas vacation, and after two days of intensive driving to get here from Washington State, I'm blissfully happy to be "in."

291

>3. Shep Smith breaks down and confesses his homosexual lust for Barack  Obama on national TV

 

4. Chrissy Matthews challenges Shep to a Steel Cage Death Match and Makeover.

5.  The pay per view goes thru the fuckin' roof.

292 Ginger...Ginger...
She's the cutest girl on the school bus in 1958...
278 Oh -- and Ginger -- can you please teach Megyn to do that? (re 229)...

Teach Megyn what...?

293 Not like anybody is still reading this by now, but I wanna see this reach 300. 

294 the Clintons will be dropping the ball, how truly fitting...

295

Megyn Kelly on New Years on Fox, or Kathy Griffin on CNN... well, considering I'd rather have an ice pick shoved in my ear than listen to the perpetually unfunny and annoying Griffin...

 

296 The last time I let a ball drop around me I got pregnant with Chelsea. Thank the sweet lord for menopause.

-out

297 296? Trying to help the cause of getting to 300

298

Well, shit. 47 minutes into the new year, and I have too much to say. @151 Hollowpoint, Yes on the Brown Bess, but it was far more about tactics and marksmanship, and American style guerilla tactics than rifles vs. muskets; aim and fire rather than line up and die in formation--with props to #189 Andy Canuck for backup there.

But this all seems really tangential, and I apologize for ever mentioning it .

My son and I found some Black Cats to ignite at the bell, but not bottle rockets, alas.

Fuck you, morons. I mean that in a loving way. Happy New Year and Shit...

299

ok, it's 2009 throughout the whole country, i'm buzzed and i'm going to bed..

happy new year fellow morons

may this year bring good things to us all

good night

300 <<<<< MORONS SPARTANS !!!! TONIGHT WE DINE......IN HELLLLLLL !!!!!!


......or breakfast at Denny's, whatever, my treat.

301

Mmm...Denny's.

Jeebus I'm hungry.

302 Today starts my diet!  No, really.  I mean it.

303 Damn skippy. Moons Over My Hammy would be the shiznit right now.

304 ok, it's 2009 throughout the whole country, i'm buzzed and i'm going to bed.. happy new year fellow morons may this year bring good things to us all good night Posted by: shoey at January 01, 2009 03:04 AM (RxUMK) Ummmm. Last I checked, Alaska and Hawaii are part of the US - we still have 2 hrs to go here.

305 "Ummmm. Last I checked, Alaska and Hawaii are part of the US - we still have 2 hrs to go here."


For right now. Sooner or later were gonna have to back up all those dead presidents we've been printing off for the bailouts with some land or something since we've gone off the gold standard.

You guy's just need to flip a coin allready and decide whether you wanna be Chi-com's, Russkies or Dubain's.

I keed, I keed.

306 You guy's just need to flip a coin allready and decide whether you wanna be Chi-com's, Russkies or Dubain's. As in Dubai? I am voting for that, they have fun there - nice hotels and whatnot.

307 I'm not sure I get watching television on New Year's Eve.

308 "As in Dubai?"

Yep. Unfortunately though, Micheal Jackson comes with it now.

309 "Yep. Unfortunately though, Micheal Jackson comes with it now. Posted by: Blazer at January 01, 2009 03:42 AM (+FzLa)" Every country needs a freak show.

310 "Every country needs a freak show."

Right on! Just when I was starting to get depressed about losing our most favorite freak show to outsourcing, I remembered the next Congress was about to come back into session,........ with Unicorns even.

311 "I'm not sure I get watching television on New Year's Eve."


?

312

Happy New Year morons!  2009 in Hawaii, fireworks galore here in Ewa Beach.

2 cars on fire so far and I heard the fire engines go in a different direction, uuggggh!  I wonder if the cats will ever come out of hiding.

313 It is the morning after.  I still have that bottle of 1985 Dom Perignon.  Maybe one of these New Years Eve I'll be optimistic enough to break it open.

Happy New Year, Morons.  May you all prosper and find hobos a plenty!

314 Happy New Year..

and Megyn has some respectable sweater puppies..

315 "I still have that bottle of 1985 Dom Perignon.  Maybe one of these New Years Eve I'll be optimistic enough to break it open."

Hate to break it to you, but even the best champagne doesn't age well past about 18 years.  You should've broken it open a while ago.

316 We got another 6 -8 inches of snow and it was quiet and peaceful.  We called our kids and then fell asleep before midnight - ouch!!  Let's pray for prosperity, safety and security in 2009.  And thanks to Ace for this website - it's been fun sharing with all of my fellow morons.   Happy New Year!!

317 Happy New Year to all the peeps at AoS HQ.  I have enjoyed your wit and humor over the past year. Hat tip to Ace,  you may not be funny, but you are one of a kind.  I wish to say goodby  and good riddance to 2008.  In the parlance of teen-speak you were teh gay.  This year will be better.  It HAS to be.  After my son graduates this June with a high school diploma, a level one Cisco network certification, and almost an associates degree in computer science (he has been dual-enrolled for two years), my job as father enters a new phase.  I am thinking after he goes to university I will relocate to Montana.and purchase a ranch.  After much research I have decided to raise a few thousand head of rainbow color unicorns.  Or I can stay here in Dearborn and welcome 250 of my new neighbors.  You know who I am referring to.  The innocent guests being housed and fed 3 (halal) meals a day at the tropical Guantanamo Bay resort.  Rumor has it Barack Hussein Obama will release all of them soon.  There is a slight logistical problem though.  Only two European countries have tentatively agreed to allow (a few) relocation.  I guess the EU suffers from NIMBY (not in my back yard) syndrome.  I have always been facinated with judges or in this case the president, who release dangerous misunderstood people back into the general populace.  I have never ever heard of a fucktard judge who takes in one of them as a house-guest or offers to relocate them just down the street in THEIR neighborhood.  So that is my shiny brand new 2009.  Filled with change and rainbow pony farts.  By the way, when Megan Kelly comes to Dearborn to interview after the next terrorist incident from one of my new neighbors I will be easy to spot.  I will be the one in camera background giving a one finger salute.  It may be a new year, but I will still be an asshole moron

318

Happy New Year, Ace.

Happy New Year, fellow morons.

 

Better late than never.

319

Sirsurfalot, you're going to need unicorn wranglers with a herd of that size. You could turn it into a theme vacation site a la City Slickers. We morons would be happy to take turns.

And, congrats on the go-getter. Frankly, if you could bottle that, I'd be happy to buy it.

320 "i've always wondered what absinthe was like"

"I paid how much for licorice?"

321 Thank you jmflynny.  I just may take you up on that offer. Could always use a helping hand or two, and if those hands are female that is even nicer. A single dad could get mighty lonesome on that big ranch.  Hopefully if the biz takes off,  I can have a unicorn shooting gallery.  Just to piss off the PETA idiots.  Gotta be bow and arrow hunting though.  No shotguns, as that just would just wrong..

322 # 7 I love bagna cauda sandwiches!

We went to Niagara Falls, had dinner at the Lotus Chinese Restaurant with the traditional cabbage, saw a free concert headlined by Roger Hodgson in Queen Victoria Park with fireworks, then gambled in the casinos, playing the roulette wheel and having good luck. The snow was beautiful. When we got home, we had champagne in front of the fireplace.

323 #22 1998 - 1999 was the best New Year. I bartended a black tie event in NYC with a good friend. It was easy drink orders and huge tips. We had a late bite at Cozy Soup and Burger on Broadway, then went to an afterhours Sizzle and saw Prince there. Another friend of mine, a lesbian nightclub promoter, stole his sunglasses he'd left on a table. He tracked her down and an assistant called her the next day and picked them up to the tune of $50.

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325 Badly need your help. You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. I am from Brazil and also now'm speaking English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "If you; re renting a property or exchanging homes with another family this summer, your homeowners or renters insurance policy might provide some coverage for damage to the property where you; ll be staying." Thank you very much . Chauncey.

326 Good design, who make it?. I am from Singapore and also now am reading in English, give true I wrote the following sentence: "Great job with the mirror and bathroom lovely place to sit a spell." :-( Thanks in advance. Discount bathroom vanities.

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