February 29, 2008
— Jack M. I report. You decide.
Comment of the Day #1, from the aforementioned Eric Thomas Bradley in my thread about the Paulbot attacking Hillary Clinton.
It makes me laugh that some of you people are so ordinary in your outlook that you think "holding a steady job" is some kind of virtue. Being told what to do your entire life is the definition of slavery. I've hardly ever worked, have accumulated a good deal of wealth, lived in eight countries and visited 76, and have never inherited one cent from anyone. It is only the un-courageous who hide behind their jobs to have some sort of identity. I feel sorry for all the people who have no idead how to live.Eric Thomas Bradley
Comment of the Day #2, posed as a follow-up in that thread by Toby928.
I find your lifestory intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter
Hmm. Have I been misguided in thinking that there is something admirable about holding a steady job? Is this the protestant work ethic blinding me to the joys of leading the life of a wandering minstrel? Is Toby928 correct in wanting to know more about how he too can also experience the blessed freedoms provided by this exemplar of a devil-may-care life of international experience galore that lesser mortals dare but to dream of acheiving? Or is Toby928 more correct in his assertion, via snark, that Eric Thomas Bradley just might be an insufferable douche?
I might have to flip a coin. What do y'all think?
Oh yeah. And who the hell is Eric Thomas Bradley, anyway?
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Posted by: Dr. Charles Forbin at February 29, 2008 01:56 PM (g1cNf)
Posted by: Slim at February 29, 2008 01:59 PM (lMKa4)
Nawlins---GOP Candidate for Congress in 2006. Has visited 14 new countries in the just the last year or so.
PARTY AFFILIATION: Republican.
PROFESSION: Translator.
PRESENT EMPLOYER/POSITION (if self-employed, what type of business)
Language translations.
HIGHEST LEVEL OF EDUCATION (include graduation date): Master of Arts, May
8, 1988
APPLICABLE TRAINING:
Studies in political science - U.S. and foreign universities.
Travel to 62 countries, fluency in 5 languages.
CIVIC EXPERIENCE:
Member, League of Women Voters, 1980-81.
POLITICAL EXPERIENCE AND POLITICAL ORGANIZATION
MEMBERSHIPS:
Elected February 1982 to Republican Executive Committee, Orleans Parish, District
A.
President, College Republicans, Tulane University, 1980-82.
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at February 29, 2008 02:01 PM (KeOQp)
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at February 29, 2008 02:02 PM (KeOQp)
Posted by: See-Dubya at February 29, 2008 02:02 PM (4/cHv)
I dunno dude. I have no problems with not working.
If I could stop working, I would. If I inherited 35 million dollars I'd become an artiste, or maybe go shout at people on Fox News about politics.
I never understood those guys have like 15 million dollars and get 5 million dollar christmas bonuses and work 60 hours a week and commit felonies.
WTF? Dude you have enough. Why are you working? Why aren't you in Tahita?
If I got a $5mil christmas bonus, the only white color crime I'd be commiting would fall under lewd and lacivious behavior. Maybe rack me up a little public intoxication and indecent exposure charges.
Posted by: Entropy at February 29, 2008 02:02 PM (HgAV0)
Point: sound, but -
Voice: douche
And if you use three names, all three are Douche.
So - douche by split decision.
Posted by: Retired (50% Douche) at February 29, 2008 02:02 PM (k5JzA)
Posted by: Rinnie at February 29, 2008 02:03 PM (GuQpe)
Posted by: FreakyBoy at February 29, 2008 02:04 PM (qGD7O)
Posted by: Slublog at February 29, 2008 02:06 PM (5+ji1)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 29, 2008 02:07 PM (5hXBq)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 29, 2008 02:13 PM (t+mja)
Wasn't she libertarian too? Match made in heaven.
Posted by: Long Island at February 29, 2008 02:15 PM (iDUVX)
Posted by: See-Dubya at February 29, 2008 02:16 PM (4/cHv)
Posted by: tachyonshuggy at February 29, 2008 02:17 PM (IVUjc)
Posted by: Spartacus at February 29, 2008 02:20 PM (6wBY6)
Posted by: thirteen28 at February 29, 2008 02:21 PM (s8N54)
Posted by: bustoff at February 29, 2008 02:24 PM (1jnf/)
"Holding down a job" is code; it means somebody who's a contributor, rather than a leech.
Since most of the Union goons have turned into leeches, the equivalent today is the self-employed person. Translator to the stars or welder with a second-hand pickup, they're "holding down a job" twenty-first century style.
Regards,
Ric
Posted by: Ric Locke at February 29, 2008 02:25 PM (DTj4I)
Thank you Eric Thomas Bradley for showing us the way and the light. AAAAMMMMMEEEEENNNNNNN /singing
Posted by: chad at February 29, 2008 02:25 PM (lNQg8)
Posted by: FreakyBoy at February 29, 2008 02:26 PM (qGD7O)
Posted by: Rinnie at February 29, 2008 02:31 PM (GuQpe)
Posted by: Steven Matthew Marcus at February 29, 2008 02:38 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Andrew Anthony Thomas at February 29, 2008 02:40 PM (GuQpe)
Posted by: Lou at February 29, 2008 02:40 PM (RNwpX)
Posted by: Lou at February 29, 2008 02:41 PM (RNwpX)
Hey, I think Toby928 got that newsletter bit from a Simpsons episode. In fact that Simpsons episode just played on the Fox affiliate where I live. It was the episode where Burns, because of a poor performance during a company fire drill, required everyone to go to a park in the mountains for that teamwork exercise where they all have to get to the cabin at the top of the mountain. When Homer is explaing the trip to his family at home, Bart says teamwork, sharing, and other good things are for suckers. At that point, homer says, "I like your views and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
So, is that all I have to do to get comment of the day? Plagiarize the Simpsons? Can do!
Posted by: Mark V. at February 29, 2008 02:44 PM (dZ4mk)
Well, whoever he is he's got himself at the top of a google search as a douchetool now.
Posted by: UberBlick at February 29, 2008 02:45 PM (EoeMZ)
Posted by: Mark V. at February 29, 2008 02:49 PM (dZ4mk)
Posted by: ricpic at February 29, 2008 02:50 PM (o03rx)
Posted by: cranky-d at February 29, 2008 02:51 PM (kt4mn)
Posted by: ricpic at February 29, 2008 02:52 PM (o03rx)
Posted by: cranky-d at February 29, 2008 02:52 PM (kt4mn)
Posted by: Joanie at February 29, 2008 02:54 PM (Yyy1m)
Um, fuck yes?*
* Subscribe to Tony Robbins, bitches.
Posted by: Vercingetorix at February 29, 2008 02:55 PM (N8eC4)
Posted by: brak at February 29, 2008 02:57 PM (oR96t)
Posted by: mbruce at February 29, 2008 03:00 PM (CxNJy)
Posted by: Andrew Anthony Thomas at February 29, 2008 03:02 PM (GuQpe)
Obviously Eric Thomas Bradley internalized the lessons that Aleksey Vayner tried to teach us lesser beings in his seminal work: 'Impossible is Nothing'.
Posted by: phat at February 29, 2008 03:05 PM (kDkFe)
Oh ETB you are soooooo cool! Can I be in your club?
God you're a douchenozzle. Some of us have...oh what's that called again?....Oh yeah...RESPONSIBILITIES!
Tell me how do you relieve a long stressful day of giving blowjobs for a few schekels? Maybe a Singapore Sling at Raffles Bar?
Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at February 29, 2008 03:10 PM (lGIwp)
Posted by: Fesh new Page on the hill at February 29, 2008 03:17 PM (CxNJy)
You could always be a surf bum and live in a shack on the beach, like The Great Kahuna or Kanaka. They're only jobs were to surf, sleep, eat and bed down foxy chicks like Gidget and that saucy Ann Bowman. Ride the wild surf, spoon the poon.
Wasn't Gidget only about . . . 13?? Wouldn't that get you a . . . stretch in the joint?
Oh, and did anyone consider that ETB is a regular?
Posted by: Andrew Anthony Thomas at February 29, 2008 03:18 PM (GuQpe)
Posted by: Rinnie at February 29, 2008 03:19 PM (GuQpe)
Posted by: Entropy at February 29, 2008 03:28 PM (HgAV0)
Posted by: Entropy at February 29, 2008 03:28 PM (HgAV0)
Posted by: toby928 at February 29, 2008 03:38 PM (evdj2)
Dirty Sanchez runs for $3.28 in a tijuana toilet house, though it's free for repeat customers whose initials rhyme with ETB.
As a side not, Hot Carls are always free; two girls and one cup and all (google it if you don't know).
Posted by: TheEJS at February 29, 2008 03:41 PM (Fi2LQ)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 29, 2008 03:43 PM (5hXBq)
Next Tuesday I'll be voting in the primaries.
And my vote will be - Tool
Until then.......he's still a fuckin' Tool.
Posted by: pendejo grande at February 29, 2008 03:58 PM (KJBz8)
Posted by: Joanie at February 29, 2008 04:03 PM (Yyy1m)
Posted by: toby928 at February 29, 2008 04:08 PM (evdj2)
Jack,
WTF, Ace said you all never read the comments. What's with this shit, reading our sick rants. Do you mistake us for pople that gives a shit who Eric Blah Blah is? We have the Magic Negro!
Pass the Valu rite, it's Friday and this day doesn't exist on my calendar.
Kemp
Posted by: kempermanx at February 29, 2008 04:11 PM (iLWmI)
Posted by: Jack M. at February 29, 2008 04:29 PM (Rt2uy)
Fixed it.
Posted by: Stashiu3 at February 29, 2008 04:56 PM (tarqT)
Fixed it (again... can never remember which sites take html dammit)
.Posted by: Stashiu3 at February 29, 2008 05:00 PM (tarqT)
I call shananigans on Eric Thomas Bradley.
BTW, downtownlad is still very active over at Althouse where is talks big about living overseas in the most ghey-friendly country on the planet. Never identified, of course.
Posted by: TRO at February 29, 2008 05:29 PM (oXi5C)
Should read "where he talks big . . . "
Sorry, too many cocktails. No downtownlad jokes neccessary.
Posted by: TRO at February 29, 2008 05:30 PM (oXi5C)
BTW, downtownlad is still very active over at Althouse where is talks big about living overseas in the most ghey-friendly country on the planet. Never identified, of course.
Surely Brazil, with Gleeen and his sockpuppets.
Posted by: maxxman at February 29, 2008 05:47 PM (OYeDg)
Posted by: adamthemad at February 29, 2008 06:53 PM (cJ/nR)
Who knew blowing the homeless could be so lucrative...
Posted by: Evil Otto at February 29, 2008 06:57 PM (08dnm)
BTW, downtownlad is still very active over at Althouse where is talks big about living overseas in the most ghey-friendly country on the planet. Never identified, of course.
Surely Brazil, with Gleeen and his sockpuppets.
Naw, I could probably drive to Brazil, which would make it not "overseas"
Posted by: chewydog at February 29, 2008 08:46 PM (3NxKw)
Posted by: Proud Liberal Vet at March 01, 2008 12:01 AM (zyrxg)
Posted by: Ann NY at March 01, 2008 03:40 AM (CWaJx)
Are you guys playing a joke on me? What do you think that gobbly gook in parenthesis is for after the date and time?
Posted by: Rinnie at March 01, 2008 07:18 AM (GuQpe)
Hahaha! DTL is still going on and on about being a gazillionaire and living in a giant apt. He must have no friends. Oh, well. Serves him right.
Posted by: Rinnie at March 01, 2008 07:29 AM (GuQpe)
Posted by: Spartacus at February 29, 2008 07:20 PM (6wBY6)
Nuh -uh-. -I- am Eric Thomas Bradley.
Posted by: Beowulf at March 01, 2008 08:29 AM (MN787)
Posted by: Admiral Eric Thomas Bradley Akbar at March 01, 2008 09:08 AM (kv6le)
Posted by: Darth Eric Thomas Bradley Vader at March 01, 2008 09:16 AM (zyrxg)
Well I use 4 names with a hyphen, have never worked a day in my life, I was an orphan and lived in a cardboard box under an overpass in Belize City until I was 18 and now, at age 20, I have lived in 9 countries and traveled to 77 others and I am independently wealthy and as I write this I'm having sex with three, beautiful supermodels (you know them, but they made me promise not to tell, Well, Okay, just their initials HK, GB and CC, c'mon GB, more suck-action) on my 20 crewman yacht as we sail around the south Pacific.
Oh, and I also know how many licks it takes to get the chewey center of a tootsie-pop.
Posted by: Veeshir William St. John-Bennet at March 01, 2008 10:58 AM (zXUuJ)
No you don't! No one does!
Posted by: Evil Otto at March 01, 2008 12:08 PM (08dnm)
Posted by: mesablue at March 01, 2008 12:56 PM (KCOdQ)
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