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October 31, 2006

Employment Opportunity: CBS Seeks Whites Who Are "Nervous" About Muslims, To Be Portrayed As Viciously Racist
— Ace

Well! This site should provide CBS with one-stop-shopping, shouldn't it?

From an ad soliciting conservative yahoos (called those with "traditional values," here) on Craigslist:

Do you get nervous when you see a Muslim on an airplane? Have your opinions about Muslims changed since September 11? Do you have family or friends that get nervous around Muslims?
A NEW CBS SHOW SEEKS New York families who have traditional family values but are uneasy around Muslims.

Ah, yes. Their effort to "heal" the nation, through exposing white racism.

The money shot of programs like this is at least one white racist crying at the end at how terrible he is -- redemption for the retard. While the others are shown unaffected by the interviewer's (and TV psychologists') brow-beating, to further wallow in their hatred of brown people.

I don't imagine the pathological Jew-hatred of many Musims will be grist for similar treatment. No, the Muslims on the show will all be true moderates, good-looking, educated, and charming, and wholly against terrorism -- thus demonstrating how silly it is to be "nervous" among Muslims in the boarding queue at an airport.

There certainly will not be any hidden-camera footage of radical Muslim clerics preaching hatred and not-quite-subtly justifying the slaughter of innocent civilians.

Just a parade of three-tooth slack-jawed corncob-smokin' banjo-strokin' cousin-pokin' inbred white racists who believe in two things: Jesus died in order to telepathically send them good lottery number picks, and all Muslims are terrorists, except for that very nice Mr. Casey Kasem (who's really a good Christian inside, once you get past the corrupt dusky Muslimflesh).

Thanks to both JohnS. and Larwyn.

Posted by: Ace at 09:06 AM | Comments (31)
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1 Oh great. More camera crews from CBS stomping all over the trailer park.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 31, 2006 09:09 AM (hNyWr)

2 I admit it. Muslims make me a little nervous.

Posted by: Nick Berg's head at October 31, 2006 09:12 AM (HgOUW)

3 Hell yeah, I'll go. So long as I kin sit by da winder. My tummy gits mighty fidgety on dem der airplanes, an' I may need to open 'er up an' do some vomittin'.

Posted by: CUS at October 31, 2006 09:13 AM (bbXZq)

4 I hope they get deluged by Phelps Followers.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 31, 2006 09:15 AM (QTv8u)

5 CLETUS! Leave yer damn sister alone, the tee-vee fellers are here!

An leave the damn dog alone too!

*boy need hisself a good ass whoopin*

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 31, 2006 09:20 AM (hNyWr)

6 Interesting. The crainslist link no longer says CBS.
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tfr/227465474.html

Posted by: Dave @ at October 31, 2006 09:22 AM (KxDI4)

7 Who sent a arab around wearing a turban to Nascar games with a hidden camera? Was that CBS also?

Posted by: Entropy at October 31, 2006 09:24 AM (m6c4H)

8 NASCAR games?

No offense, entropy, but that sounds like something Kerry would say...I mean, I know it's the equivalent of automotive wrasslin', but c'mon.

"Can I get me one o' them pit passes here?"

Posted by: Rocketeer at October 31, 2006 09:33 AM (GFaLW)

Remember when they paraded a couple of swarthy dudes in turbans and robes at a NASCAR event, just certain that the Coors drinking neo-crusader skinhead hordes would descend upon them...and nothing happened?

Even though their adventure in Reality Land failed, they still really really want to show how ordinary Americans are racist as all get-out.

So they'll just have to game the system and make sure to front-load the thing with known Archie Bunker types. If enough real people don't show up, will they have to hire actors?

Posted by: lauraw at October 31, 2006 09:35 AM (5BR/z)

10 What a bunch of crack heads.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 31, 2006 09:39 AM (AuPsg)

11 I LOVE muslims, especially served over rice.

Posted by: Gotta Know at October 31, 2006 09:41 AM (idqPG)

12 I think it was NBC Dateline that created the cariacature of arabs, to be insulted by bud swilling hicks not CBS.

And Rocketeer Cracked me up with their response to "NASCAR Games" made by entropy. Which I think is even more funny, since, Entropy as a good midwest idiot should be a NASCAR fan, but he called them "Games"

Theres all kindsa layers of stupid humor in that.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 31, 2006 09:41 AM (QTv8u)

13 I think this phrase needs to be highlighted:

"CBS SHOW SEEKS New York families who have traditional family values but are uneasy around Muslims"

In other words, Christians or possibly orthodox Jews are the target - no gays or ny dems need apply because CBS has no interest in making them look bad.

CBS - trying to overtake CNN as the 'news' network that hates America the most.

Posted by: max at October 31, 2006 09:44 AM (xwiLF)

14 Unrelated,

I just had a flashplayer audio system shit. The cause? the newest version of flashplayer. It kills all of my audio.

Fuck Flash.

I only say that because ace went through this connundrum months ago, and my dumbass forgot the lessons he took a LONG LONG LONG time to learn, and then even longer to teach.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 31, 2006 09:46 AM (QTv8u)

15 People need to start turning these around somehow. Like signing up, then taping the film crews reaction when you don't exactly follow the script. Or asking how they feel about the equivalent of an Archbishop making the 'raw meat is asking to be raped' comments.

Posted by: Al at October 31, 2006 10:01 AM (4Thhc)

16 Regular Muslims or ticking Muslims?

Posted by: eman at October 31, 2006 10:08 AM (FWrFx)

17 How do you know someone is a Muslim when you see them? I suppose I should know who they are before I am afraid of them...

Posted by: Matt at October 31, 2006 10:21 AM (k5l2P)

Ok, CBS, I'm game.

If I'm on a plane with my family, and a group of Muslim men get on and start behaving suspiciously, (say, frequently geting up to use the bathroom) do I get a little nervous... ok,ok... alot nervous? Yes, I believe I would. Now how 'bout you?

If I'm shopping at Walmart and I see a Muslim family shopping there also, do I fear that they may be a family of suicide bombers ready to blow up our Walmart. No, I don't, just figure they're getting some cheap goods, like me, (and not listening to the Democrats about Walmart).

Do I worry that we have many soft targets in this country that Islamofascists could hit, if they had a mind to. Yes, I do.

Am I filled with hate and venom when I see a women dressed in Muslim garb? No, curiosity maybe, but not hate.

Does CBS expect people to say they shit their pants everytime they see a Muslim, or what? This may flop as bad as the Nascar thing did.

Posted by: Nice Deb at October 31, 2006 10:24 AM (d/hmk)

Thanks, I'm out of pants now...hope you're happy.

Posted by: SJR2 at October 31, 2006 10:31 AM (QOe2n)

20 Oop, look a typo. Quick Rocketeer call Nice Deb Kerry

Anyway...I think it was CBS that sent turban-clad arabs to the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing races.

Posted by: Entropy at October 31, 2006 10:51 AM (m6c4H)

21 Leave it to the Communist Broadcasting System to be so underhanded CBS the evil eye or just plain cBS PUNCH CBS IN ITS EYE

Posted by: spurwing plover at October 31, 2006 10:59 AM (EPfmS)

22 another reality show so the media can tell us all how intolerant we are

Posted by: corn at October 31, 2006 11:21 AM (yHvEo)

23 Christians make me neverous. They are all theocratic nazis. But that makes me hip and informed, so CBS doesn't want me.

Posted by: SULLYDEMNOW at October 31, 2006 11:55 AM (Gi7oA)

Regular Muslims or ticking Muslims?

eman, that's brilliant.

As for this

Well! This site should provide CBS with one-stop-shopping, shouldn't it?

Didn't you notice? They specifically said, "With traditional family values".

Doesn't that pretty much leave most of us out?

Posted by: Veeshir at October 31, 2006 12:12 PM (ThMnZ)

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26 Have a http://rightwingnation.com/index.php/2006/10/31/2310/.

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27 For what it's worth, I think the attempted trolling for anti-Muslim reactions at a NASCAR race was conceived by NBC.

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