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MSNBC????

(hic,,,hic-hic,,)

Dang' it,,, it's always Ewok this, Ewok that,, whats' a guy gotta' do to get some love around here?!? 

Those were Ewok jobs saved or created due to my magical stimulus plan. 

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

Posted by: UGRev at October 31, 2009 08:41 AM (uhjTJ)

Screw you, they're Union...

Agree.  I've never watched MSNBC, and now I know why.

Ewoks break dancing. Now I've seen everything.

Maddog 20/20

I go without power* for over a day and this is what I come back to.

_{*Ask me about the tornado in my neighborhood!}

I was just informed by Joe that it was actually 17.68873589999 buh-zillion Ewok jobs saved or created by my magical stimulus plan.  As a result, the Ewok community has a historic low jobless rate of negitive 16.63463363666226226 % unemployment rate.  There you have it, I've made history yet once again and expect another Nobel prize for something or other!

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

Ewoks break dancing. Now I've seen everything.

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 31, 2009 08:52 AM (Be4xl)

http://tinyurl.com/db5vc3

<snort>

I clicked, but I didn't listen!!

_{*Ask me about the tornado in my neighborhood}

Okay.  How 'bout that tornado in your neighborhood?

Funny you should ask...all of a sudden there were Ewoks swirling around in the trees...

No, but really, the Shreveport/Bossier City area had 20 in. of rain in Oct. (and in Sept., too) and topped it off with 5 inches of rain on Thursday and some nice little tornados. We just lost tree branches and power for 30 hours, but 1.5 blocks away, every house has roof damage. And there was a big fire when a power line came down on the townhouses over yonder.

Happy to be safe and annoyed that I had juuuuust filled the fridge and freezers with a bunch of expensive food.

#24

If your county voted for me I'm interested in the tornado in your hood,, if not, save your raciest cracker ass rant for your vast right wing buddies,,, mm-kay  ( )

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

Funny you should ask...all of a sudden there were Ewoks swirling around in the trees...

EWOKIST!!!!

Posted by: fluffy at October 31, 2009 09:16 AM (4Kl5M)

O_O

So you have members of the cat mafia in your house too.  Step lightly and be aware.

Headline over at Fox:

The conservative radio talk show host blasted the Democrats' health care bills as a front that would steal money from American businesses and effect the partial takeover of the private sector.

Health care reform legislation being pushed through Congress represents the "biggest snatch of freedom and liberty" in U.S. history, Rush Limbaugh tells "Fox News Sunday" host Chris Wallace in an exclusive interview to air this Sunday.

Maybe I’ll break down and watch Commie Wallace tomorrow.  It will be interesting to see how hard he attacks Rush.

I kept waiting for the Israeli tank to go across the Today show set.

Tweet beats dead horses

I try to do my part...

Now that the Euro-Dweebs are cracking down on attempted-suicide tourism, there aren't a lot of reasons left to visit there.  I checked into my room in Bruges and hacked the living shit out of my vasculature.

I woke up the next morning, and I was still in fucking Bruges.  Fuck.

Now that the Euro-Dweebs are cracking down on attempted-suicide tourism, there aren't a lot of reasons left to visit there.  I checked into my room in Bruges and hacked the living shit out of my vasculature.

I woke up the next morning, and I was still in fucking Bruges.  Fuck.

Try Frankfurt, Germany.  I'm sure it'll work there.

Is anyone else having problems with the site locking up?

Is anyone else having problems with the site locking up?

Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2009 09:42 AM (CDUiN)

oh good, here I thought it was because of the hangover.

Posted by: katya at October 31, 2009 09:49 AM (RbvF+)

Pelosi turns into some kind of ghoulish freak? Oh wait...

It means I won't be home tonight.

It means I won't be home tonight.

......Or it means that all the illegals on this side of town will all be out in the neighborhoods grocery shopping.  (Is that racist??)

Well, Halloween was the only day I didn't like living on the border with Mexico. Bus loads of people, many of them without costumes--including adults--would descend on our neighborhood. Everyone was perfectly nice, but it was just a different feel. It wasn't about fun for the kids, it was about free candy.

Now that we've moved, it should be calmer. Of course, as of yesterday the police were checking ids to get into our neighborhood, so I don't know if anybody is coming! And if they do, they have to step over the tree branches in everyone's front yard...yeesh.

So what was up with the groping scene behind the table with the chicks?  A straight good director would have cut to a better camera angle to catch that action.  Didn't need to see the Ewok humping Al or the ground.  Love the fight scene, maybe next week they will put up an AFC ring and have a rematch.

65 I did find Allahpundits costume though....

Now that's funny.

Posted by: CDR M at October 31, 2009 10:04 AM (cvmTR)

They've asked Nancy Pelosi every year, she keeps refusing.

80 It's kinda funny that in rewatching the prequels recently, I remember it was a statement by Lucas against the Bush years but if you go and actually listen to the political scenes in Episode 2 and 3 about freedom and the loss of it, it fits the Obama administration a lot better than it did Bush.

You watched the prequels again, not against your will?  God help you...

The worst thing about the prequels (at least to me) is not the ridicious ret-conning (the Force is by midichorians and not some Zen thing) or the stupid political posturing ("Only a Sith deals in absolutes"), the worst thing is that the prequals make the original 3 series less enjoyable.  Stand alone bad movies are bad enough, but when they taint a classic series almost to the point of making them unwatchable, that's unforgivable. 

MSNBC????

A wretched hive of scum and villany.

84 It's been awhile since I've seen any of the Star Wars movies.  Please, someone, remind me who the Mynocks are.

I remember seeing the Mynocks in Empire Strikes Back, when the Milennium Falcon was hiding from Vader's fleet in that asteroid.  They were attached to the Falcon, feeding off it's energy.  Chewbacca, Han, and Leia then went out to blast them off.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 31, 2009 10:22 AM (uQVDB)

A bunch of useless, parasitic cocksuckers. See also: US Congress.

The worst thing about the prequels (at least to me) is not the ridicious ret-conning (the Force is by midichorians and not some Zen thing) or the stupid political posturing ("Only a Sith deals in absolutes"), the worst thing is that the prequals make the original 3 series less enjoyable.  Stand alone bad movies are bad enough, but when they taint a classic series almost to the point of making them unwatchable, that's unforgivable. 

 I know it was harder to watch the original movies just for the fact that the special effects technology looked ancient in comparison to the newer ones.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 31, 2009 10:21 AM (9hSKh)

In the end, there will only be residuals for Lucas Films.

I saw the first prequel that came out, awaiting it with baited breath like any other moron.  I decided not to see any of the others for the reason you state: not wanting to ruin the originals.

George Lucas was a lot better when he knew less about making movies, like an Ivy league student that is dumber as a senior than as a freshman.

A bunch of useless, parasitic cocksuckers. See also: US Congress.

Thanks for clarifying that for me.

Posted by: somejoe at October 31, 2009 10:27 AM (KeHPo)

Never thought of Pat Benatar as a fried egg girl.  Hmmmm. 

Hmmmmm.  Interesting.

97 ...............or else those a-holes will never learn.

Tweet ain't beating no dead horse there.

That little brown fucker was definitely drunk.

*racist*

You watched the prequels again, not against your will?  God help you...

The worst thing about the prequels (at least to me) is not the ridicious ret-conning (the Force is by midichorians and not some Zen thing) or the stupid political posturing ("Only a Sith deals in absolutes"), the worst thing is that the prequals make the original 3 series less enjoyable.  Stand alone bad movies are bad enough, but when they taint a classic series almost to the point of making them unwatchable, that's unforgivable. 

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 31, 2009 10:21 AM (9hSKh)

Well, having young kids means sometimes I get roped into watching things I'd probably pass on.  Sad to say, but this second season of Clone Wars is actually better than the prequels (not saying much) but has been entertaining to watch with my kids.

Kratos, like you I miss the feel of the original and ESB.  The rest kinda sucked after that.

Ed Morrissey  has it on Hot Air.

Ann Curry outs herself as a humorless bint. However, the hot one in the Amidala costume was clearly having a good time.

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The prequels were a joke for one simple reason: A bunch of Jedis (dozens and dozens, even) could not detect even a hint of the Dark side when they were in the presence of Senator Palpatine.

Yet a Jedi could sense when a distant planet was destroyed?

There is actually a fairly good explaination for this.  I got it from Timothy Zahn's Heir to the Empire Star Wars Expanded Universe series (the only Star Wars books I've ever read, actually).  Yoda and Luke, on Dagobah, couldn't be detected by the Emperor or Vader because the cave's Dark Side of the Force was masking their presence in the Force.  Conversely, since the Emperor and his few apprentences were in the presence of so much Light Side Force energies on Coruscant, it masked their impression on the force.

/At least how I understand it.  The prequels still suck donkey balls though.

I like how DodoScozz quotes Churchill and then says this: "In recent days, polls have indicated that you stupid consevatives fucked up my chances of winning this election".

There.  Fixed.

Can't find anything that corroborates her dropping out

How about that link to the newspaper article with her own speech?

This is flaming Ewok skull stuff here.   One wonders what went on behind the scenes and most of ALL.......

How’s my ass taste Newt???? Now get back on the couch with Nanny Nan.

Is HA right?  Dee Dee, the friendly whale, Szofruzo has quite?

Not on anywhere but AoSHQ lite, that be HA.

Wow, if true then Hoffman should take the district!

Will Newt support Hoffman now, or will he decry that as the result of a political dirty trick?

It's Halloween.  And tonight's an almost full moon.  What does that mean?   Posted by: katya at October 31, 2009 09:49 AM (RbvF+)

I'm gonna get laid?

#132  I'm gonna get laid?

Only if you're into necrophilia. 

 @ Beenawhile, pumpkin looking pretty good about halfway through craving huh?    Posted by: mark in OK at October 31, 2009 11:18 AM (5gEs6)

Maybe I'll wait for Thanksgiving.

 So now Newt will bow out and STFU also (and forever more)?  Posted by: somejoe at October 31, 2009 11:32 AM (KeHPo)

One can only hope.

#137  Maybe I'll wait for Thanksgiving.

No, there's plenty of turkeys or chickens that'll be around for your wanting pleasure.

Gives a whole new meaning to "we're having turkey for Thanksgiving"  Posted by: mark in OK at October 31, 2009 11:46 AM (5gEs6)

Try chicken this year!!!

hey mama aj, I think God is kind of displeased with the Shreveport Methodists.

Or else He just REALLY wanted to send that guy in the car a message.

I'd listen if I was him. 

George Lucas was a lot better when he knew less about making movies, like an Ivy league student that is dumber as a senior than as a freshman.

Lucas was always a hack, he made a great movie by accident, and then the Fox execs wisely made sure he wouldn't have real power over making Empire Strikes Back.  For which he never forgave.

Larry and Andy Watchowski, on the other hand, made Bound and the Matrix in the 90s, and then unmitigated crap ever since.  Unlearning almost as fast as Ivy Leaguers.

The ewok on the right wasn't Ace, his ties are only a half-windsor.

Star Wars was a great movie--Lucas had a fantastic editor to take all the idiocy out,

Empire was great--Lucas had limited control of the affair.

Jedi... was fine until the setups for the final battle ran their course. Then you see a bunch of asinine grabass mashed together and come to the conclusion Lucas really does believe fairies exist if you clap your hands hard enough. End with Teddy Bear picnic.

The real shame of the prequels was that they simply revealed Lucas's "vision" to be the lameness of the last part of Jedi and that the people who really made the movies great got no credit.

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