September 23, 2008
— Ace Did I say "herself"? I meant "himself."
Joe Biden: We don't support clean coal. Barack Obama's stated position is that he (and therefore "we") does support clean coal.
Joe Biden: FDR appeared on the television to reassure the nation during the 1929 stock market crash. More at Instapundit, including a fun fact: Herbert Hoover was in fact the first public official to ever appear on a televised transmission.
Joe Biden repeats his Terror at Two Thousand Feet war story.
I've already dealt with that here. According to his own spokesman at the time, it wasn't even an "emergency landing." It was merely an "unscheduled landing," due to snow. There was no danger and no incident worth mentioning.
However, Biden continues saying,
If you want to know where Al Qaeda lives, you want to know where Bin Laden is, come back to Afghanistan with me, Biden said. Come back to the area where my helicopter was forced down, with a three-star general and three senators at 10,500 feet in the middle of those mountains. I can tell you where they are.
The lie he's telling is that he knows where Al Qaeda is because Al Qaeda forced down his helicopter. That is the clear implication of the tale; that is the impression he means to leave crowds with.
Unless Al Qaeda now has a Weather Machine, it's a lie.
Joe Biden is a preening metrosexual sissy who hasn't experienced a dangerous moment in his life (except of course for the likely catastrophe every time he opens his lying, ignorant mouth). So he's pretending he had some sort of death-duel with Al Qaeda in Waziristan.
Pathetic. A man of his advanced age still telling absurd hero stories, easily disproven.
Perhaps Joe Biden needs to be hidden from the press.
Of course, the Obama campaign has already cleverly taken care of that, because no one gives any credence to anything that fumbles out of this buffoonish dolt's drooling idiotmouth.
FDR's Famously Televised Fireside Chats: Proof Biden was right!
So why isn't this getting more play? Because no one watched MSNBC in 1929, either.
Thanks to Natalie.
Biden vs. Obama on AIG Bailout: Give Slow Biden a break -- dissent is the highest form of patriotism.
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Well, since Rove has Osama stashed somewhere to win an election when it's necessary, maybe he got his weather machine from al Quaeda too?
Didn't think of that did you?
Posted by: Veeshir at September 23, 2008 11:14 AM (zXUuJ)
They tried to borrow mine, but I told them to f* off.
Posted by: Karl Rove at September 23, 2008 11:15 AM (FO+YO)
Posted by: Karl Rove at September 23, 2008 11:16 AM (FO+YO)
Posted by: nikkolai at September 23, 2008 11:17 AM (1L9oz)
Ace,
Don't forget his deferments and his "asthma" condition that prevented him from joining the army. Sounds like our present Vice President. I thought it was a great contradiction when the Reps played the video of the medal of honor winner who really had asthma as a youth. He worked to build his lungs in the pool just to join the army and the seals. Beside this wonderful hero we have Biden. Who took deferment after deferment than got a "asthma" excuse when the deferments ran out. Now this chickenhawk wants to send soldiers into Pakistian
Posted by: unseen at September 23, 2008 11:17 AM (aVGmX)
Posted by: AndrewsDad at September 23, 2008 11:18 AM (C2//T)
Posted by: IreneFingIrene at September 23, 2008 11:20 AM (MFQJZ)
Posted by: Natalie at September 23, 2008 11:21 AM (dCigj)
Posted by: Natalie at September 23, 2008 11:23 AM (dCigj)
I'm sorry, but Biden is awesome. He's absolute comedy gold, can't possibly do anything to help Obama win, and may cost him some votes. Plus, he clearly just doesn't give a shit. He'll be fine win or lose and is just having a good old time spouting off nonsense while in the spotlight.
Giving him the VP nod is like giving a blind, deaf, and dumb Taliban an Uzi. You know there's gonna be a hell of a lot of damage, but you have no idea which direction it's gonna be in.
Posted by: Hermit Dave at September 23, 2008 11:23 AM (WhFvm)
Posted by: el guapo at September 23, 2008 11:25 AM (LelGr)
Terrorist snowflakes are very tricky. Thats why I carry a Beretta. I showed those puffy white bastards a thing or two when my fighter jet was shot down over Afghanistan. God bless Obama though, he made reminded me to bring my Beretta. Thats what he said.
"Things Biden said" Vol II
Posted by: ArandomPerson at September 23, 2008 11:25 AM (MSMPS)
I always laugh when I hear some fawning talking head talk about Biden's scary big brain on foreign affairs.
What a maroon.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2008 11:25 AM (VBon8)
Posted by: Cobra Commander at September 23, 2008 11:26 AM (lPxkl)
You know, all of this crap coming out of Biden in such short order leads me to believe that the Obama camp is setting the stage for a Biden departure.
Like, he goes crazy or something like that. I could have sworn I read about that happening once, a long time ago...
Posted by: brian at September 23, 2008 11:27 AM (pI0Hj)
But when Joe has a position different from The One, Joe's 30 years of "experience" (cough, cough) is expected to give way to Gospel According To Barack.
Joe says the bailout of AIG = Bad... Barack backhands him.
Joe says "no coal"... Barack runs for cover
Joe says "email ad sucked"... Joe handed revised comments
Joe's going to start getting a sore back at his age spending all of his time bent over grabbing his ankles. Send him some Vasoline b/c if he doesn't need it yet, he will soon.
Posted by: aknot at September 23, 2008 11:28 AM (hMhzC)
Posted by: Cobra Commander at September 23, 2008 11:28 AM (lPxkl)
And I have grandchildren who weren't aborted. Also, I almost joined the military; I was going to be a jet fighter pilot.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 23, 2008 11:28 AM (U+cna)
Posted by: unseen at September 23, 2008 11:29 AM (aVGmX)
no one gives any credence to anything that fumbles out of this buffoonish dolt's drooling idiotmouth.
Ahh... that brings back thoughtmemories.
Posted by: krakatoa at September 23, 2008 11:29 AM (/FUhT)
#11
I heard that that was being discussed, but I mentioned it in another thread (I was worried about a Palin/Hillary debate) and was told it would never happen. I am hoping it does not.
Posted by: Unhillary at September 23, 2008 11:29 AM (jgcGm)
Joe is ight about FDR's TV speech. How do I know he's correct? Because even though I wasn't able to watch it live I watched FDR the next day on TIVO.
So don't give up on Joe. Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: adk46er at September 23, 2008 11:29 AM (GB1mc)
Stop spreading that smear-link. FDR read Wikipedia and knew very well that I brought tee-pees, not houses, to the GOP ticket.
Posted by: Charles Curtis at September 23, 2008 11:29 AM (VKn7o)
Posted by: XBradTC at September 23, 2008 11:30 AM (kFCl5)
AndrewsDad:
Published max ceiling limit on a Blackhawk is just over 19K feet. So 10K is easy. (Normal is around 11K).
These levels are reduced when forced to carry an enormous load of stupid bullshit, however.
Posted by: Is it possible to lose to THIS? at September 23, 2008 11:31 AM (B+qrE)
Aknot, Palin isn't highlighting her differences from McCain, and that's the difference. She stays on message.
Cobra.
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Posted by: alycan at September 23, 2008 11:31 AM (Il2Ep)
Did someone need a barbed cock? I swore I heard someone ask for it, something about needing my fifteen inches of flesh-rope. No takers? Well, back to the bunker then. You know how to find me.
Posted by: Dick Cheney at September 23, 2008 11:31 AM (N8eC4)
Senator Gen. Quart "Fitch" Hosselfitch, Special Envoy, Jupiter Coalition for Deep Space Exploration
Senator Lt. Col. Harry "Rockcrusher" Burtrocker, Agent Code Name "Green Tide", Anti-Terrorism Unit Force Bravo
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Posted by: Sen. Rev. Dr. E Buzz at September 23, 2008 11:32 AM (sf4Oe)
Posted by: RFC at September 23, 2008 11:33 AM (Sx0vj)
Just one heartbeat away!
Posted by: SQM at September 23, 2008 11:34 AM (ig0MT)
Like most Libs/DemocRats, Slow Joe Biden wants to take credit for being in danger (or in the military) without actually being in danger (or enlisting).
They're so ashamed that they haven't had the balls to do anything, so they make up lies about it, to make themselves feel better.
Posted by: thebronze at September 23, 2008 11:34 AM (YlH3h)
K
Posted by: Kestrel♠ at September 23, 2008 11:35 AM (Ky6RR)
And oddly, for all his concern about being a single heartbeat away from the presidency, Andi Sullivan has remained totally silent on this issue. Are we surprised that he's yet to post a Biden/Eagleton poll as he did for Palin 2 weeks ago?
Posted by: TripOverMe at September 23, 2008 11:35 AM (6c0zI)
Posted by: D. Quayle at September 23, 2008 11:35 AM (GB1mc)
"Pathetic. A man of his advanced age still telling absurd hero stories, easily disproven."
Ace, you are correct, it is pathetic. This does not excuse it, but he truly cannot help it... he's a pathological liar. Some people are so insecure that they feel the need to embellish (read "lie") their story to make it more believeable. It, of course, does just the opposite.
The real story here is the poor judgment of Obama, in picking a man known for this proclivity.
Call me a conspiricist, but is it possible that Obama actually picked a dunce for a running mate in order to make himself look smarter?
Posted by: lionheart at September 23, 2008 11:38 AM (9jCYL)
So if Obama and this turd win the election, is anyone going to hold Biden to his claim that he can capture bin Laden?
Posted by: Bart at September 23, 2008 11:38 AM (U+cna)
Then I charged into the face of al-qaeda with my two shotguns and beretta blazing fire and hot lead, saving the lives of a six star general and most of the congress.
Then I carried John Kerry back to the still smoking 'copter to radio for help. He had taken shrapnel in the ass after a taliban insurgent threw a rock in his general direction.
Posted by: Joey B at September 23, 2008 11:38 AM (r/CWb)
Dick Cheney
Just saying for 8 years we have heard about the "chickenhawks" in the Bush admin. Now we have dems with their own "chickenhawks." Neither served one day in the armed forces and yet we hear nothing about it in the media. At least Bush served in the National guard. Obama and biden did not serve ONE FUCKING DAY in the armed forces and they want to INVADE Pakistian. Is that not the definition used by the left over the last 8 years of the term "chickenhawk"
Posted by: unseen at September 23, 2008 11:41 AM (aVGmX)
With Joe's help? Do you really think he is purposely saying these stupid things to intentionally be dropped from the ticket?
Not everything is an organized plan. Sometimes things happen all by themselves, like Joe being Joe.
Come on, didn't everyone expect this kind of stuff from the Smartest Man in Congresstm the moment he was selected? If anyone thinks that someoe with Joe's ego and desire for power would intentionally and voluntarily give Obama cover so Obie could drop him from the ticket, they really don't know the man at all.
Posted by: wiserbud at September 23, 2008 11:42 AM (IHbof)
Posted by: Dead Hooker at September 23, 2008 11:43 AM (mD4t/)
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at September 23, 2008 11:43 AM (dzE9C)
Ahhh, but they're OUR chickenhawks.
Posted by: Typical Hypocritical Leftard moron at September 23, 2008 11:43 AM (IHbof)
Ace, first time I've laughed out loud in I don't know how long.
Thanks.
Posted by: Muledriver at September 23, 2008 11:45 AM (btc7a)
Posted by: Old Man Winter at September 23, 2008 11:45 AM (Ky6RR)
Posted by: mrkwong at September 23, 2008 11:46 AM (G8Eo0)
And you can bet Jon Stewart is going to devote an entire segment to this.
Wait, what...?
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 23, 2008 11:46 AM (FO+YO)
1) He speaks his mind which is refreshing for a politician.
2) He's Obama's VP which allows for so much ammunition.
Posted by: David at September 23, 2008 11:46 AM (HAdov)
Now how would the media play this if it was a REP:
Democratic vice presidential nominee Joe Biden received five student draft deferments during the Vietnam War, the same number of deferments received by Vice President Dick Cheney, and later was disqualified from service because of asthma as a teenager.
Officials with Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama's campaign released Biden's Selective Service records at the request of The Associated Press. Less detailed records were available from a National Archives facility in Philadelphia.
According to the documents, Biden, 65, received several deferments while he was an undergraduate at the University of Delaware and later as a law student at Syracuse University. A month after undergoing a physical exam in April 1968, Biden received a Selective Service classification of 1-Y, meaning he was available for service only in the event of national emergency.
"As a result of a physical exam on April 5, 1968, Joe Biden was classified 1-Y and disqualified from service because of asthma as a teenager," said David Wade, a campaign spokesman.
In "Promises to Keep," a memoir that was published last year and became an instant best-seller after he was tapped as Obama's running mate, Biden never mentions his asthma, recounting an active childhood, work as a lifeguard and football exploits in high school.
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5izfGpO6ZwacY94y67o0C2t5zJytQD92TDD0O1
Posted by: unseen at September 23, 2008 11:48 AM (aVGmX)
Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at September 23, 2008 11:49 AM (HSDVB)
Watch... it will happen. Obama will privately act like Joe is weighting him down. He'll slip and say something and we will pick up signs of discontent. Stories will start to circulate about how Obama is playing with one hand tied behind his back. Once it's out there... it's over for them.
Want to guess when the next time the two will appear together will be? Before the election?
Posted by: aknot at September 23, 2008 11:51 AM (hMhzC)
Let me guess...he was a door gunner when they were forced down...sending rounds downrange on the hadji's...pilot and co-pilot got hit, so he had to land it while everyone else was shitting their pants...damn, Joe sounds like another Donk war hero - John "Rice Paddy Daddy" Kerry.
Bet he was put in for the Medal of Honor, too...
Posted by: Eeyore's Swinging Sack at September 23, 2008 11:54 AM (VYEVW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VPgKs70Uu4
Quite.
Posted by: bustoff at September 23, 2008 11:55 AM (1jnf/)
Don't forget about Biden's frequent stump lie that the driver that killed his wife and daughter back in 1972 was drunk at the time. He wasn't and Biden's office has had to admit that it was untrue.
Posted by: Maetenloch at September 23, 2008 11:55 AM (hn7Rm)
I thought that person was Adolph Hitler.
Posted by: Scotian at September 23, 2008 11:57 AM (kgGsC)
Posted by: Joey Plugs at September 23, 2008 11:58 AM (UU4Hu)
#6
Andrew's Dad,
10.500 feet isn't a problem or at least isn't normally a problem. Choppers have landed at Everest base camp which is significantly higher than 10,500 feet. I'm not positive about the elevation at Everest base camp but I believe its at least 17,000 feet.
Posted by: adk46er at September 23, 2008 11:59 AM (GB1mc)
Joe Biden suddenly has to be replaced on the ticket because he is senile..... just like the time he suddenly "remembered" that he had such bad asthma that he couldn't go to Vietnam......
Why go to all this trouble? Why not just state Joe's real problem? His I.Q. isn't as high as the room temperature in a cheap motel room on a cold day........
Posted by: christmasghost at September 23, 2008 12:00 PM (aUut1)
Posted by: Ann at September 23, 2008 12:04 PM (c3H+i)
Posted by: slowjoe at September 23, 2008 12:18 PM (GB1mc)
Posted by: Noel at September 23, 2008 12:24 PM (4gHqM)
Since I live about 3 miles from him I feel the need to tell you that he has to make at least one left turn to get to the train station. Don't say Joe doesn't take risks!
Also, all you hicks from other states, we here in the First State got TV way before the rest of you. So suck it. We currently are enjoying in home transporter systems as well as replicators, and are expected to get working flux capacitors in all our cars by the end of the year.
Posted by: Maureen at September 23, 2008 12:28 PM (GtbpK)
Posted by: While we're on the subject at September 23, 2008 12:29 PM (evdj2)
You rethuglicans are just awful. We always knew you were a bunch of racist gay-bashing rednecks and now you are making fun of retards.
I demand that you stop making fun of Joe Biden and all of the other retards!!!!
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 23, 2008 12:33 PM (5GNS+)
Biden ain't going anywhere.
This is Biden. This is who he is. This is why he was chosen. He is the fricken laughtrack for the unfunniest, stiffest candidate put up by the Dems since......Kerry.
Man, I had forgotten what nerdy dork Kerry was in 2004. My bad. Maybe Obama was just looking for a runningmate to make him look like a serious and sober statesman....or something.
Fuck it. I just don't get it. Hillary, call your office.
Posted by: Red stain on the wall at AoSHQ at September 23, 2008 12:35 PM (wgLRl)
Is this going to be the first election ever that a Presidential candidate had to debate his VP candidate?
That would be the highest rated TV program since FDR was in office.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 23, 2008 12:36 PM (5GNS+)
Are you trying to tell me she couldn't? What was the broom for then?
Posted by: christmasghost at September 23, 2008 12:41 PM (aUut1)
Who here would be shocked if Biden shows up for the debate in a red wig, plaid suit, and floppy shoes?
Anyone?
Posted by: Red stain on the wall at AoSHQ at September 23, 2008 12:41 PM (wgLRl)
Fuck it. I just don't get it. Hillary, call your office.
Hillary aint going anywhere near this trainwreck. If Obamuh drops Biden and takes Hillary, McCain holds the ultimate trump card.
McCain would say: "He has only made ONE count em ONE decision in the last eight years and he changed his mind on that one only after the damage had been done"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 23, 2008 12:45 PM (5GNS+)
Posted by: BaxterJ at September 23, 2008 12:55 PM (TdM7l)
Posted by: faughanvale at September 23, 2008 01:18 PM (+ikHt)
Thanks one and all for all of the laughs on this thread.....you are some pretty funny morons!
On a serious note: don't forget Biden's version of how his first wife and daughter were killed by a drunk driver who "drank his lunch". Biden's version is untrue as toxicology tests were taken and the driver of the truck was stone cold sober - no alcohol, no drugs. Investigators suspect that Biden's wife may have run a stop sign and was hit by the truck. Biden has retold his version in public and print causing distress to the family of the truck driver to say the least. They lost a beloved father and husband that day.
This event was tragic enough. Why did he have to embellish it and make it seem more than what it was? Why do this to the truck drivers family?
Posted by: Nurse Cheri at September 23, 2008 01:23 PM (cz6lG)
Posted by: Someone from Scranton at September 23, 2008 01:25 PM (Hj9yW)
Anyone want to guess on the number of viewers that the Biden/Palin debate attracts? I think that it will top any Pres/VP debate history.
Posted by: Nurse Cheri at September 23, 2008 01:27 PM (cz6lG)
Hi, Dick Cheney here. Unless I've been in the bunker torturing hippies for too long - and really, how can you put a time limit on that? - I believe you need to be literate to use a definition which puts most of the left at a disadvantage here. Dragon Software, it's Satan's contribution to the internets.
Posted by: Dick Cheney at September 23, 2008 01:37 PM (N8eC4)
Posted by: Michael J. Myers at September 23, 2008 01:54 PM (LZ3cP)
Slow Joe, Hillary, and John Kerry ought to get together and trade war stories - cause each of these senators are really in need of some fresh material.
Besides Joe's story from above ther's the one Hillary tells about her harrowing 1996 corkscrew landing at an air base in Bosnia amid a hail of hail of bullets with everybody sitting on their flak jackets to absorb all the incoming ordinance - which obviously forced the planned reception on the tarmac by well wishers... (just ask Sinbad and CBS who were both on the same plane). And last, not not least, the Air Force Col piloting the plane remembers it quite differently.
And who can ever forget John Kerry's incredible Christmas trip to Cambodia - when he contemplated what a SOB Richard Nixon was for sending him there? (trouble is Richard Nixon wasn't even president at the time and the boat Kerry used to make the roundtrip showed absoluely no signs of combat - not a single bullet hole, not a scratch, and zero after-action-report from any of the crew.
What is it about these people that make them such perpetual liars; genetics, narcissism, or simply party affiliation?
Posted by: Russ at September 23, 2008 02:26 PM (2tgz5)
Posted by: Ranba Ral at September 23, 2008 02:29 PM (fpk1J)
Eh, dead thread but just in case anyone looks.
New Biden Gaffe! Trapper quote:
"One of the debates I've had and finally won within the campaign, Claire, is -- we talk about how John McCain's 'changed,'" Biden said. "He hasn't changed a bit. John McCain has not changed one single solitary bit from the day I met him 34 years ago.
"He has never, never, never, never, never, never, never shared the values set that you share," Biden said. "He's an honorable, decent man, but John McCain truly believes, truly believes that you are corporate America's problem," he said to the trial lawyers. "And thank God you are."
Biden said that he's "done more than any other senator combined" for trial lawyers. (end quote)
I love Joe!
Posted by: ArandomPerson at September 23, 2008 05:46 PM (2PwTK)
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