November 30, 2007
— Open Blog Over at the Corner, Kathryn Jean Lopez points to an exchange between lovely/creamy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino:
and hideous terrorist apologist Helen Thomas:
Q Why should we depend on him?MS. PERINO: Because he is the commander on the ground, Helen. He's the one who is making sure that the situation is moving
Q You mean how many more people we kill?
MS. PERINO: Helen, I find it really unfortunate that you use your front row position, bestowed upon you by your colleagues, to make such statements. This is a it is an honor and a privilege to be in the briefing room, and to suggest that we, at the United States, are killing innocent people is just absurd and very offensive.
Theres a little more at the link. For further enjoyment, Hugh Hewitt interviewed the old bat last year, and guess what? She sounds like any other garden variety moonbat devoid of substance and incapable of rational thought. Heres a link to that interview.
On a related note, Paul Mirengoff at Power Line mentions attending an Ann Coulter speech earlier this week. Ann reveals that one thing she'd love to do is to serve as the President's Press Secretary for the rest of his administration. I would dearly love to see that happen.
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Posted by: mesablue at November 30, 2007 01:10 PM (KCOdQ)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 30, 2007 01:13 PM (1tDA2)
I dig imagining how good looking prim and proper women look nekkid. I'm imagining Dana now wearing just a pearl necklace (not metaphorically)
Posted by: polynikes at November 30, 2007 01:16 PM (m2CN7)
Helen Thomas doesn't act so much like a reporter as she does like a spoiled brat in a perpetual temper-tantrum.
Comics make much of the image of the old person in diapers acting like a baby. Reality is not so pretty.
Posted by: Merovign at November 30, 2007 01:20 PM (IaYDo)
Over / Under on number of posts before an "I would hit that" for Dana, 2
Over / Under on number of posts before an "I would hit that" for Helen, 100 trillion gazillion.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at November 30, 2007 01:28 PM (u+Nop)
Based on that photo, I'd say she was more the black leather type.
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Posted by: LanterneRouge at November 30, 2007 01:31 PM (gsHb/)
Ann reveals that one thing she'd love to do is to serve as the President's Press Secretary for the rest of his administration.
That would be 31 flavors of awesome. People would watch those things. Fox would make it a reality series.
Posted by: Original Roy at November 30, 2007 01:32 PM (RNbCq)
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at November 30, 2007 01:36 PM (zS9LP)
"That would be 31 flavors of awesome. People would watch those things. Fox would make it a reality series."
Oh my goodness, yes! The way in which she would habitually cut those jackals down would only be half the fun, too. The other half would be watching them get relentlessly apoplectic. Imagine David Gregory getting the vapors when Ann cuts off his latest preening stupid pose of a question.
Posted by: Kensington at November 30, 2007 01:36 PM (kFwRi)
Posted by: worped at November 30, 2007 01:36 PM (blLH9)
Posted by: PattyAnn at November 30, 2007 01:37 PM (nR+Tj)
"Would it not be graceful for Thomas' employer to ask her to resign?"
Everytime they go to her bridge to fire her, she pulls them under and devours them.
Posted by: Kensington at November 30, 2007 01:38 PM (kFwRi)
This followed the above exchange:
Q Do you know how many we have since the start of this war?
MS. PERINO: How many — we are going after the enemy, Helen. To the extent that any innocent Iraqis have been killed, we have expressed regret for it.
Q Oh, regret. It doesn't bring back a life.
To which I wish Ms Perino had replied:
No, regret doesn't bring back life, but it does reflect the lack of intent to take innicent life. Both observations explain why the terrorist in the world never do express regret for the many tens of thousands of innocent they kill.
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Now that would make a GREAT sound bite!
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Posted by: worped at November 30, 2007 01:43 PM (blLH9)
Helen is Jaba the hut's mom,,, or dad,,, or just a festering boil. I'm thinking maybe just the drainage from a festering boil on Jaba The Huts mom/dad's azz.
But other than that, I like her just fine.
Posted by: bcismar at November 30, 2007 01:56 PM (zhVlW)
"Would it not be graceful for Thomas' employer to ask her to resign?"
It's probably better to keep her employed. That way you can track where she is and what she is doing. You know, keep her out of the shadows and stuff.
Posted by: bcismar at November 30, 2007 02:00 PM (zhVlW)
Over / Under on number of posts before an "I would hit that" for Helen, 100 trillion gazillion.
Interesting question- would I "hit that" for 100 trillion gazillion dollars? Tough call.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 30, 2007 02:14 PM (plsiE)
"Would it not be graceful for Thomas' employer to ask her to resign?"
----------------------------------------
NO. As usual, it's time for a little Godfather II:
PERINO : You were around the old timers -- and meeting up on how the family should be organized. How they based
them on the old Roman legions and called them regimes -- the capos and the soldiers. And I worked.
THOMAS: Yea, it worked. Those were the great old days you know. And
one was like to Roman Empire. The KENNEDY Family was like the Roman
Empire.
PERINO : It was once, THOMAS -- when a plot against the Emperor failed -- the planners were always given a chance to
let their families keep their fortunes.
THOMAS: Yea -- but only the rich guys PERINO. The little guys -- they got knocked off and all their estates went to the
Emperors. Unless they went home and uh, killed themselves -- then nothing happened. And their families --
their families were taken care of PERINO.
PERINO: That was a good break -- nice funeral.
PENTANGELI: Yea -- they
went home -- and sat in a hot bath -- opened up their veins -- and
bleed to death.. And sometimes had a little party before they did it.
PERINO: Don't worry about anything THOMAS .
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Posted by: Judd at November 30, 2007 02:34 PM (JB0d8)
Oh, perhaps this:
(Dana) spent
time training their short-haired Vizsla, named Henry.
Now, when she says, "Tell us what you really think about John
Kerry," Henry fetches a flip-flop.
Asked if "anybody thinks that Bill Clinton should be in jail," Henry
barks.
Link
Posted by: Carl in N.H. at November 30, 2007 02:36 PM (np5R1)
I'm NOT entertained. DANCE MONKEYS! My hubby won't be home for hours.
Posted by: carin at November 30, 2007 02:48 PM (4hwtR)
Posted by: topsecretk9 at November 30, 2007 02:52 PM (ryO1F)
Whoopie Goldberg is on record as saying she'd do Nancy Pelosi. I'm betting Whoopie would hit Helen Thomas also.
Posted by: Electric Ferret at November 30, 2007 02:53 PM (LVXtM)
It's probably better to keep her employed. That way you can track where she is and what she is doing. You know, keep her out of the shadows and stuff.
Hell yeah.
The last thing we want is Bush saying "We've got to bring Helen Thomas out of the shadows"
Posted by: Entropy at November 30, 2007 03:06 PM (HgAV0)
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and 31 - Electric Ferret,
that's just gross. Why on earth would you ever think that??
Posted by: Ann at November 30, 2007 03:22 PM (Ofd1W)
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I'm NOT entertained. DANCE MONKEYS! My hubby won't be home for hours.
Are you inviting us over for a quickie?
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 30, 2007 03:37 PM (plsiE)
Posted by: Bigfoot at November 30, 2007 03:44 PM (NPwKI)
Actually Witchipoo (HR Puffenstuff) is a lot better looking than Thomas - put their pictures side-by-side and you'll see what I mean - better make-up job, less crater-size wrinkles and a much better temperment.
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Posted by: bcismar at November 30, 2007 03:47 PM (zhVlW)
Posted by: toby928 at November 30, 2007 03:50 PM (evdj2)
Even so, in a steel cage match of ugly Helen Thomas jumps from the top of the fence and crashes through the mat into the concrete floor, through that and into the molten magma of the earth only to push through to China where they say....horry makalol you velly ugry.
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Posted by: Kensington at November 30, 2007 04:27 PM (Hzq7R)
I'm NOT entertained. DANCE MONKEYS! My hubby won't be home for hours."</i>
You may join me in my bunk.
Posted by: Kensington at November 30, 2007 04:29 PM (Hzq7R)
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Posted by: Entropy at November 30, 2007 04:41 PM (HgAV0)
Posted by: sherlock at November 30, 2007 04:47 PM (ojW85)
If Dana Perino ever answers a stupid WHPC question with a quiet but sincere "Eat me", a moronorgasmic earthquake will rumble across the continent.
And rightly so.
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2007 04:58 PM (NPwKI)
Posted by: sherlock at November 30, 2007 05:00 PM (ojW85)
Would it not be graceful for Thomas' employer to ask her to resign?
In all seriousness, she doesn't have an employer. For several years, she's been down to syndication in very few (almost zero) papers. Apparently out of sympathy, they let her keep her seat, but she is essentially not a reporter anymore. Now, she's just a full-time idiot, making speeches from the front row.
Posted by: Ted K. at November 30, 2007 05:01 PM (bSYU0)
Posted by: sherlock at November 30, 2007 05:08 PM (ojW85)
Fair enough. I guess I just wanted to point out that even the MSM isn't stupid enough to actually hire this woman
Posted by: Ted K. at November 30, 2007 05:09 PM (bSYU0)
Posted by: Entropy at November 30, 2007 05:15 PM (HgAV0)
Fair enough, Ted.
Oh, and the Seriousnes Section would be down the hallway over there to the left.
Posted by: sherlock at November 30, 2007 05:43 PM (ojW85)
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Posted by: eman at November 30, 2007 06:06 PM (NPwKI)
Laura I, Ann C and Dana Perino are a threat to our national security.
They are robbing us of our vital bodily fluids.
Posted by: Dogstar at November 30, 2007 06:25 PM (FgxdU)
things I have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent
response were you even close to anything that could be considered a
rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having
listened to it.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your
soul."
<sigh> it would have been a w00t moment if Dana uttered that....
Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at November 30, 2007 07:02 PM (R4ffQ)
Helen Thomas serves a valuable service for humanity. She is a warning for others of the dangers of long term moonbattery.
Posted by: Gen.William Tecumseh Sherman at November 30, 2007 08:20 PM (blNMI)
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Posted by: sulla at November 30, 2007 09:42 PM (3RhAU)
I read 'would hit Helen Thomas', and then my penis fell off.
HT is the White House's ugly troll. She lives under the back porch and eats skunks and mice.
Posted by: Barry in CO at November 30, 2007 11:39 PM (aJtCl)
>I'm picturing Perino in one of those black dominatrix outfits, maybe with a eyepatch, too.
And a samurai sword.
Posted by: Barry in CO at November 30, 2007 11:40 PM (aJtCl)
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Posted by: sherlock at December 01, 2007 04:33 AM (ojW85)
Snow had pushed her in and nailed the lid shut, would anyone have cared?
They should rig it up like one of those trap doors you see in cartoons (but never in real life) and park Helen's usual seat on top of it.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 01, 2007 08:39 AM (JpJT3)
If Tony Snow had pushed her in, my money (one hundred gazillion trillion) says she would just melt. "What a world, what a world...glub, glub."
There's a photoshop idea: Dana Perino as Dorothy, David Gregory as a flying monkey, Helen Thomas an orc, Robert Reich as a munchkin.
Posted by: Xenu at December 01, 2007 09:59 AM (5sbpE)
Posted by: Jim C at December 02, 2007 09:15 AM (ON55K)
One of you offered "No, regret doesn't bring back life, but it does reflect the lack of
intent to take innicent [sic] life. Both observations explain why the
terrorist[sic] in the world never do express regret for the many tens of
thousands of innocent they kill." We seem to be doing a lot of unintending to death. And I wonder if Dana Perino is writing any of those regret cards? I'll bet she dots her "i's" with hearts, awwww.
Posted by: footnoter at December 02, 2007 10:58 AM (RXsL4)
Seems to me that the bulk of the killings in Iraq occurring everyday are due to carbombs, mass assassinations, mortar rounds and rocket attacks
Our guys are the ones trying to stop that shit
Helen is a stupid fucking cadaver that someone needs to shovel dirt on top of, and so are you, footnoter
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Posted by: Uncle Mikey at December 02, 2007 07:41 PM (utjQw)
thanks for the note and here's some Latin for you: when you refuse to address information aka facts and rely instead upon insult it is called an attack ad hominem. now why don't you instead of presuming me to be a fuckwit actually address the issue at hand.
we are none too popular and becoming less so for our extravagant use of airpower to assault insurgents and limit our casualties and oh by the way killing a bunch of other people. thus metastasizing the problem. this is familiar to those of us with memory of viet nam. 40% of the american casualties there were after nixon came to power and kept the war going for prestige/domestic political reasons, knowing full well there was no triumph possible by force of arms. i think there were something like one million and a half "regrettable" deaths there. shall we do an encore?
i'd be happy to hear what informs the "seems to me" part... do you have any casualty figures for example?
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