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September 29, 2006

Cool Facts About Ken Layne
— Ace

Remember, this is all obviously fake.

Or is it...?

Posted by: Ace at 12:17 PM | Comments (113)
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1 Cool Fact about Ken Layne #1:

Nobody knows who this guy is except Ace.

Posted by: a at September 29, 2006 12:20 PM (OEbrS)

2 Ken Layne can hold a dozen apples in his ass.

Posted by: Sinistar at September 29, 2006 12:28 PM (jhhLS)

3 Ken Layne is a firecrotch.

Posted by: a4g at September 29, 2006 12:29 PM (+1GvR)

4 Oh, and a gerbil...Lemmiwinks!!!!

Posted by: Sinistar at September 29, 2006 12:29 PM (jhhLS)

5 Holds the copyright to: "Ken Layne is a cock-smoking douchetool."

Posted by: mesablue at September 29, 2006 12:30 PM (DzeyU)

6 Cool Fact about Ken Layne #2:

He is a different person then Ken Lay.

Cool Fact about Ken Layne #3:

He, like Ken Lay, has faked his death but is really still alive, allowed to leave the country by his good buddy bushitler and is now living in paradisial kite-flying Cuba off all the money they stole from old people, having gay buttsex with one another.

Posted by: Entropy at September 29, 2006 12:30 PM (Uh5fR)

7 Lists "professional semen taster" on his resume.

Posted by: mesablue at September 29, 2006 12:39 PM (DzeyU)

8 In that picture accompanying this post, where Ken is stylin' a Tom Cruise "Risky Business" look, you can see the leg of the driver.

The cool fact?

That's Ken's mom.

Posted by: David at September 29, 2006 12:41 PM (Hj9yW)

Was known as Kendra Layne in his prior profession.

Posted by: roc ingersol at September 29, 2006 12:42 PM (m2CN7)

10 Cool fact, Ken Layne regularly has red and purple mushrooms tattooed all over his body...

Posted by: Sinistar at September 29, 2006 12:44 PM (jhhLS)

11 Cool Facts about Ken Layne:

Ken came up with the word Sploid during a bout of explosive diarrhea while taking a shower.

Ken finished taking that shower.

Ken and Music are friends. Do they talk? No.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 29, 2006 12:46 PM (PcDvW)

12 Ken Layne appeared as "Leather Masked Freak Number One" in Dustin "Screech" Diamond's sex tape, and reportedly received not merely a Nasty Adolf but a Nasty Groucho.

Posted by: ace at September 29, 2006 12:46 PM (4qddO)

13 He thinks the song "Penny Lane" was written about him.

P.S. Who the fuck is Ken Layne?

Posted by: Judd at September 29, 2006 12:46 PM (G4zgu)

14 That picture of Ken Layne is clearly photoshopped. He ought to sue your ass.

You know how I can tell? Because it says "Ken Layne" on it. And cameras that print "Ken Layne" on every photo they take don't exist yet in 2006.

But they will, some day, they will. Because that's how fucking cool Ken Layne is. But not yet. Photoshopper.

Posted by: Entropy at September 29, 2006 12:47 PM (Uh5fR)

15 Cool fact about Ken Layne:

Had testicles removed so he could store Mentos in his scrotum.

Posted by: rinseandspit at September 29, 2006 12:48 PM (+4meg)

16 Ken Layne is mostly known for his close personal relationship with gerbils.

Posted by: at September 29, 2006 12:51 PM (evlz/)

17 ......Post comments on moronblogs using the name "Mike."

Posted by: wiserbud at September 29, 2006 12:52 PM (56ssE)

18 Ken Layne:

Has "Nick Denton" tattoo'ed on his self-pleasurin' hand.

Is a method blogger - prior to getting the Wonkette gig he dyed his hair reddish, wore falsies, put on a skirt and made himself available for anal sex to any passing male with a US Congress ID - just to get a feel for the role.

Has a drink named after him at Ebbett's Grill - it's called 'The Backwash"

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 29, 2006 12:54 PM (PcDvW)

19 Thinks Jack M. talks about himself too much.

Posted by: wiserbud at September 29, 2006 12:55 PM (56ssE)

20 Ken Layne has never been in my kitchen.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at September 29, 2006 12:55 PM (Y2fNF)

21 Ken Layne & the Corvids' original band was Black Lace.

Posted by: Mark at September 29, 2006 12:55 PM (qXXpB)

22 You can always tell when Ken farts in the hot tub.

Posted by: mesablue at September 29, 2006 12:57 PM (DzeyU)

23 was a pwersonal page for Barney Franks, until Franks finally fired him, as he thought he was too... ya know...fem.

Posted by: wiserbud at September 29, 2006 12:58 PM (56ssE)

24 Layne received explicit emails from Congressman Foley.

Posted by: Sinistar at September 29, 2006 12:59 PM (jhhLS)

25 Proudly claims to have taught John Mark Karr, "everything he knows".

Posted by: mesablue at September 29, 2006 01:03 PM (DzeyU)

26 Cool Fact, Ken Layne can blow off your hat with one blast of air from his gaping colon.

Posted by: Sinistar at September 29, 2006 01:09 PM (jhhLS)

27 Ken Layne can split atoms -- with his ass.

Posted by: mesablue at September 29, 2006 01:09 PM (DzeyU)

28 Ken Layne tubgirl's himself with open mouth.

Posted by: Sinistar at September 29, 2006 01:12 PM (jhhLS)

29 Invented the lemonparty.

Posted by: mesablue at September 29, 2006 01:26 PM (DzeyU)

30 His interests include softcore anencephalic photoshoped phillipino schoolgirl porn, meta-hypocracy, and being unknown to anyone in the world except Ace.

Posted by: Dave at September 29, 2006 01:26 PM (ebGbi)

31 You people should stop picking on Ken Layne!

Afterall, he makes less than a Wal-Mart door greeter and his job consists of ... er, well let's just say his cheeks inflate when Nick Denton farts.

Posted by: Concerned Netizen at September 29, 2006 01:27 PM (38I5x)

You fucking racithuglican sphincter dwellers need to get over yourself. Ken Layne is twice the man any of you pencil dicked anal warts can ever HOPE TO BE. Perhaps you should check your pants, realize your penis is the size of a CERTS and back the FUCK OFF KEN LAYNE AKA YOUR BETTER.

Ken Layne is a PROFESSER at UNC school of Law. He has written books. You half wit, flag humpers would be lucky to be able to write a pamphlet on how to masterbate. Oh wait I forgot Jesus already wrote that pamphlet for you, it's called the Bible.

Let's be SERIOUS HERE, MICHELLE MALKIN is a RACIST gook whore. You are her intellectual johns, jumping up and down, clammoring to defend her HONOR (such as it is) when it is well known that Phillipinos have no honor. You people need to go to cultural sensitivity training to cure you of your racist views. My god if you get any WORSE YOU WILL BE NO BETTER THAN PHILLIPINO'S YOURSELVES. Also you need to get out of your apartments/homes and find an actual woman who may have sex with you. They are called prostitutes.

Those are some widely known facts about you conservawhores. You may now return to your regularly scheduled pud wacking/sister boning activities.

Posted by: Ben Fayne at September 29, 2006 01:28 PM (txWSu)

33 Ken Layne invented ass-to-mouth...and can do it to himself.

Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at September 29, 2006 01:30 PM (nzCS0)

34 Ken Layne once let himself be convinced by a "good friend" to take his dad's 1961 Ferrari out for a joyride, only to total it when attempting to "role back the miles" while gassing it in reverese on jacks .

Posted by: Editor at September 29, 2006 01:36 PM (adpJH)

35 Cool Fact ... Ken Layne has a secret passion for flavored personal lubricants, as well as a kick ass dildo collection!

Posted by: darwin at September 29, 2006 01:37 PM (Qu8ey)

36 Ken Layne taught Lionel Hutz law, and considers him to be his best pupil ever.

BTW, does even Ace know who this putz is?

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 29, 2006 01:39 PM (SvDDM)

37 Ken Layne has sent Mythbusters over 153 emails over their "brown note" episode.

These emails contain 43 video files demonstrating various attempts by Ken Layne to showcase that the myth should have been confirmed.

The first video he sent in included Ace.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 29, 2006 01:41 PM (SvDDM)

38 Ben Fayne, the nutsack drain: gook whore. You are her intellectual johns, jumping up and down, clammoring to defend her HONOR (such as it is) when it is well known that Phillipinos have no honor.

Gook, huh? You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

Because, You know, I would THINK THAT a culturally SENSITIVE LIBERAL WOULD understand that racial SLURS ARE BAD TO use, and Malkin being FILIPINA, WOULD be a 'flip' not A GOOK!!!!1!1!111

Posted by: Sinistar at September 29, 2006 01:41 PM (jhhLS)

Ken Layne photoshops the heads of hot Phillipino women onto the bodies of other women....

For what personal reason?

heh. You figure it out, but look at his palms before you shake hands with him.

Posted by: Lokki at September 29, 2006 01:42 PM (wSBsc)

40 Sometimes, Ken Layne lounges around the house in a "Pulp Fiction"-esqe Gimp outfit. Not because he's into S&M, but just because he can. He's cool like that.

Posted by: Shawn, but not lowercased shawn at September 29, 2006 01:42 PM (Tgpe/)

41 Cool Factoid - Ken Layne can identify Barney Frank in the dark just by touch.

Posted by: Meglasac at September 29, 2006 01:43 PM (Qu8ey)

42 What a retard! Racist, and can't even get the right slur.

Posted by: Sinistar at September 29, 2006 01:44 PM (jhhLS)

43 Cool fact - Barney Frank can identify Ken Layne in the dark just by smell.

Which is part of the reason why they don't see each other anymore.

Posted by: Shawn, but not lowercased shawn at September 29, 2006 01:45 PM (Tgpe/)

44 Ken Layne has received the 'Angry Pirate' from 300 different people.

Posted by: Sinistar at September 29, 2006 01:47 PM (jhhLS)

45 Ken Layne used to date Karl Rove.

Posted by: Pablo at September 29, 2006 01:47 PM (EErm0)

46 Cool Fact, Ken Layne prefers Hot Carls without the Saran Wrap.

Posted by: Sinistar at September 29, 2006 01:48 PM (jhhLS)

47 Cool Factoid Supplement - Ken Layne can also identify Barney Frank in the dark by taste alone!

Posted by: Meglasac at September 29, 2006 01:48 PM (Qu8ey)

48 You know the Ken doll? They named it after their crotch model.

Yup, Ken Layne.

Posted by: Pablo at September 29, 2006 01:49 PM (EErm0)

49 Ken Layne, a virtual unknown, can get more comments on a thread about him than rho, who has just been begging for attention all day.

Posted by: wiserbud at September 29, 2006 01:49 PM (56ssE)

50 Ken Layne's first published legal article was entitled "The Wookie Defense, Making that Sexy Monkey Work in Court."

The last 2 pages were merely a repetition of "You sexy beast, why do you tease me so." 500 times

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 29, 2006 01:50 PM (SvDDM)

Cool fact: Ken Layne plucks his eyebrows.

Posted by: Nice Deb at September 29, 2006 01:54 PM (9ftXk)

Because, You know, I would THINK THAT a culturally SENSITIVE LIBERAL WOULD understand that racial SLURS ARE BAD TO use, and Malkin being FILIPINA, WOULD be a 'flip' not A GOOK!!!!1!1!111

You are an idiot. Liberals can use slurs because we represent and protect minorities. That gives us the right to call them anything we want. Besides they are to stupid to realize when you are fucking with them anyway.

You need to get ahold of yourself ass pirate, don't make me fuck you up with my kung fu wit.

Cool factoid about Sinistar

Has recurring wet dream about giving his idol Tortury Von Hitlerburton a rectal examination with his tongue. Another interesting fact, even in his dream he can get the Fearless Leader to recipricate

Posted by: Ben Fayne at September 29, 2006 01:54 PM (txWSu)

53 Cool Fact: Ken Layne is reading these while pounding his ass with a sandy dildo.

Posted by: beach front at September 29, 2006 01:54 PM (Qu8ey)

54 Cool Factoid Supplement - Ken Layne can also identify Barney Frank in the dark -- separated by 50 men, a donkey and a goldfish-- by taste alone

Posted by: mesablue at September 29, 2006 01:57 PM (DzeyU)

55 can should be can't. You get the point. Leave Ken Layne alone and I will stop hammering you with my fierce wit and let you retards go back to forming your "master plan" for the "muslim problem". Racists

Posted by: Ben Fayne at September 29, 2006 01:58 PM (txWSu)

56 Cool Fact about Ben Fayne, his name rhymes with Ken Layne, and my guess is his ass has been hollowed out with a rusty chainsaw like Ken Layne, and is a cum dumpsterat gloryholes like Ken Layne.

You wouldn't happen to be friends with Glenn Greenwald?

Ben Fayne-You are an idiot. Liberals can use slurs because we represent and protect minorities. That gives us the right to call them anything we want. Besides they are to stupid to realize when you are fucking with them anyway. -

Sounds more like domination to me. 'we, the elite, glorious white Liberals, can call those of color whatever we please, after 'we protect them.' Sounds like a Democrat fire-eater from the 1850's...except wait, you're a cum eater now right?

Posted by: Sinistar at September 29, 2006 02:05 PM (jhhLS)

57 Cool Fact about Ken Layne: #1 Technorati search result.

Hi Ken.

Posted by: mesablue at September 29, 2006 02:06 PM (DzeyU)

Nice try, Mr. "Fayne".

Cool fact: Ken Layne invented the "dirty sanchez".

Posted by: Nice Deb at September 29, 2006 02:08 PM (9ftXk)

59 Deb: Cool fact: Ken Layne invented the "dirty sanchez".

No he didn't, he was the first recipient.

Posted by: Sinistar at September 29, 2006 02:12 PM (jhhLS)

60 Ken Layne was rejected for the position of Greenwald Sockpuppet, and instead hired to the lowly post of Assistant Wanksock.

Posted by: Sinistar at September 29, 2006 02:14 PM (jhhLS)

61 Ken Layne Dirty Sanchez's himself every night before bed so his brother can smell his way to his mouth in the dark.

Posted by: Warden at September 29, 2006 02:14 PM (QWUn5)

62 Ken Layne is still confused about which hand will fill up first, the one you wish in or the one you crap in, but is determined to continue experimenting until he gets that answer.

Posted by: Warden at September 29, 2006 02:16 PM (QWUn5)

63 dudes. even I have figured out that Ben Fayne is being sarcastic. Get your heads out of Bush's ass.

BTW, arguing that democrazts are HYPOCRITS for calling Malkin a pock marked roadside whore ishe dumbest thing I ever heard. She's conservative, duh!!!! She is no longer protected by conventional political correctnesss, or what the white man used to call simple, common standards of decency. She is now as detestable as any other Christian out there.

This is what happens when Bush loses the respect of Sudan and France. Omelets eggs you get the point.

Uh, oh, and get your heads out of Bush's ass.

PS love you Ken, good work. The future state will need dedicated professionals like you to keep the people in line.

Posted by: Mike autospambot ver 2.1 at September 29, 2006 02:17 PM (SvDDM)

64 -

Ken Layne was there at the conception of internet blogging. He was the fluffer.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 29, 2006 02:21 PM (PcDvW)

65 Cool fact about Ken Layne: he can balance cocktails on his man-boobs while standing straight up.

Posted by: Paul at September 29, 2006 02:23 PM (bZzyN)

Sounds more like domination to me. 'we, the elite, glorious white Liberals, can call those of color whatever we please, after 'we protect them.' Sounds like a Democrat fire-eater from the 1850's...except wait, you're a cum eater now right?

Homophobic much?

You Idiot in Chief worshippers really are awful. Homophobic, Islamophobic, racist demagogues. If you all weren't so stupid I would have no sympathy for you whatsoever. However, since you have killed most of your brain cells by sitting to close at NASCAR races and inhaling too many fumes you are really quite pathetic.

Ken Layne is a great man. He has written books that have sold literally hundreds of copies. He tries to tell the truth by showing Michelle Malkin being the whore that I'm sure she is and you mouth breathing troglodytes respond by making stupid jokes. Maybe if you put down your bible, got your hand out of your pants and listened to what liberals are all about you would realize what a bunch of racist assholes you are. Instead you'll howl at the moon, shit yourself at the site of a minority and then spend all your waking hours in front of a computer trying to instagate a race war with 1.3 billion people.

KEN LAYNE IS A PROFESSOR AT THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA. HE IS A LAWYER. HE CAN HEAL THE SICK WITH THE TOUCH OF HIS PENIS. HE CURED MY HEMORROIDS. STOP MAKING FUN OF HIM

Posted by: Ben Fayne at September 29, 2006 02:29 PM (txWSu)

67 Ken Layne has been know to make secret sex videos with Helen Thomas, Madelene Albright, a baby pool full of pig lard, 20 feet of garden hose, 3 Mexican midget trannys, 3 sq yrds of sheet rubber, a pair of Ted Kennedy's dirty gym socks and 2 pieces of rusty rebar.

Posted by: Mr Minority at September 29, 2006 02:33 PM (gwfvN)

68 Oh, and I forgot: and a stuffed iguana

Posted by: Mr Minority at September 29, 2006 02:35 PM (gwfvN)

69 Esoteric Fact about Ken Layne:

Also known as the "Crocodile Bird of Hobos" for his culinary habits.

Posted by: rinseandspit at September 29, 2006 02:42 PM (Xr6BI)

70 -

Ken Layne drinks his own urine. Not for any particular religious reason, he just likes the taste.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 29, 2006 02:47 PM (PcDvW)

71 'Ken Layne' is an anagram for 'Likes Streisand'

Ken Layne was used as a condom by Dick Cheney on his one-night-stand with Treebeard the Ent.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at September 29, 2006 02:47 PM (hDEqG)

72 He has written books that have sold literally hundreds of copies.

On alternative uses for the Flowbie. Hasn't figured out what to do about the smell or small furry animal parts yet.

Posted by: mesablue at September 29, 2006 02:47 PM (DzeyU)

73 Ken Layne howls at the moon, shits himself at the site of a
minority and spends all his waking hours in front of a computer
trying to instigate a race war with 1.3 billion NASCAR fans.

Ken Layne likes Jeff Gordon.

Posted by: B Moe at September 29, 2006 02:49 PM (IcdJh)

74 Heh, Nice Job Fayne. The random caps, the contradictory racial slurs, the misspellings, the moonbattery, pretty good. I've seen libspeak done, but not that well.

Posted by: Sinistar at September 29, 2006 02:51 PM (jhhLS)

75 Ken Layne had his jaw broken by Dick Cheney, youdon't want the details.

Posted by: Sinistar at September 29, 2006 02:54 PM (jhhLS)

76 Ken Layne's nickname is "Dirty Sanchez."

Posted by: at September 29, 2006 03:10 PM (xKTO9)

77 Cool fact about Ken Layne: He once traded oral sex for a big mac and a hot cherry pie from a fry cook named Melvin in Sandusky Ohio. He then put the cherry pie on the big mac and ate while staring at the clock in his car. Then he put on his favorite Barry Manilow CD and masturbated to a magazine ad of the Geico caveman.

Posted by: an old salt at September 29, 2006 03:15 PM (kt75p)

78 Nick Denton offered Ken Layne the blogging gig at Fleshbot but Ken turned it down because he wanted a job where he got to pump sources, and they got to pump him.

-

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 29, 2006 03:16 PM (PcDvW)

79 Cool fact about Ken Layne: Hasn't brushed his teeth since the Clinton Administration.

Posted by: Len Kayne at September 29, 2006 04:01 PM (tUFhb)

80 Ken Layne masturbates with severed kitten heads.

Posted by: The Ugly American at September 29, 2006 04:01 PM (ORJ0X)

81 Ken Layne feels "naked" if he leaves the house without his merkin.

Posted by: Sean M. at September 29, 2006 04:04 PM (dc5zY)

82 Ken Layne is Glenn Greenwald's ass-puppet.

Posted by: geoff at September 29, 2006 04:16 PM (Id2DF)

83 Ken Layne tried to get a date with a corpse, and got turned down.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 29, 2006 04:51 PM (8uJYe)

84 Ken Layne had to go to the hospital for an anal gerbilectomy.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 29, 2006 04:52 PM (8uJYe)

85 Ken Layne saw jesus in a dried cum stain on his boyfriend's ass.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 29, 2006 04:53 PM (8uJYe)

86 Ken Layne lost his virginity to a scooped-out honeydew melon. They're happily married to this day.

Posted by: Sean M. at September 29, 2006 04:55 PM (dc5zY)

87 Ken Layne's mother breastfed him until he was sixteen.

Posted by: Sean M. at September 29, 2006 04:56 PM (dc5zY)

88 Ken Layne was rejected as "not sexy enough" by the producers of Screech's porn tape.

Posted by: MayBee at September 29, 2006 04:57 PM (IW5ZY)

89 To recap, I love how everyone claims not to know who Layne is and never reads his blog...
Also, he is a best-selling author and a successful attorney and is quoted on floors everywhere.

Posted by: PattyAnn at September 29, 2006 05:04 PM (tDAyS)

90 Also, he is a best-selling author and a successful attorney and is quoted on floors everywhere.

Of course, those floors are usually in the booths of a gay porn shop.

Posted by: wiserbud at September 29, 2006 05:10 PM (56ssE)

91 Ken Layne is only 23, yet he demands a colonoscopy each time he visits his pediatrician.

Posted by: wiserbud at September 29, 2006 05:12 PM (56ssE)

92 'Dirty' Sanchez Lopez's nickname is Ken Layne.

Posted by: wiserbud at September 29, 2006 05:13 PM (56ssE)

93 Barney Frank gave a Hot Lunch to Ken Layne.

Posted by: Tushar D at September 29, 2006 05:22 PM (9ULFg)

94 You people need to stop bashing Ken Layne. He is the most respected professor at UNC (University of Nutroot Cocksuckers). He is just sharing his fantasies. I mean who wouldn't want to masterbate with a warmed up Cheerio (the bagle was too big).

Get your stories right Chavez invented the "dirty sanchez" (Ken was his sanchez).

Nice to hear he cured someone elses hemorroids.

Posted by: bent on ken at September 29, 2006 05:29 PM (I4D7A)

95 Who the fuck is Ken Layne?

Posted by: Ken Layne at September 29, 2006 05:37 PM (s1HSP)

96 Two words: Donkey Show

Posted by: Woobie at September 29, 2006 05:50 PM (oy596)

97 Two more words: teabagging hobos.

Posted by: Sean M. at September 29, 2006 05:53 PM (dc5zY)

98 Random Ken Layne fact: has been romantically linked to Richard Riordan's bank account.

More recently found drawing maps of Jesusland using his own feces.

Posted by: Len Kayne at September 29, 2006 06:10 PM (tUFhb)

#32

Please be a lieing asshole. If this jerk is at UNC-CH, I am paying for this dickhead's salary. Another reason to get the D's out of the state. But, you know having such a dickhead at Carolina is really not that much of a suprise. It is where hippies who never found a job went in the 70's. As Jesse Helms said, build a fence around the damn place. FUCK UNC

Posted by: kempermanx at September 29, 2006 06:30 PM (Wc54u)

100 tatercon you need to step up here and defend this dickhead, Duke is going to beat your ass!!

Posted by: kempermanx at September 29, 2006 06:36 PM (Wc54u)

101 Doesn't Michelle love picking on people by posting misc. Photoshopped pics?

Didn't she have a pic of Bill Clinton with a bright red face on her front page earlier this week?

On an aside... I can't believe that ANYONE couldn't tell that that bikini picture was Photoshopped. A lame Photoshopping. Lameness all around.

Posted by: The Liberal Avenger at September 29, 2006 06:48 PM (FcZzw)

102 Actually (and I'm being serious here), Layne is a former reporter who
lives somewhere in California or Nevada. The UNC perfessor is
some douche named Eric Muller. Malkin has had problems with him before.

Posted by: Sean M. at September 29, 2006 06:57 PM (dc5zY)

103

Doesn't Michelle love picking on people by posting misc. photoshopped pics?

When conservatives do a photoshop, it's an obvious joke. Nobody is trying to fool anybody.

The bathing suit picture was trying to be passed off as legit in order to somehow prove that Michelle is a hypocrite. That's malicious.

See the difference?

Posted by: Nice Deb at September 29, 2006 07:44 PM (9ftXk)

104 I can't believe that ANYONE couldn't tell that that bikini picture was Photoshopped.

Ken Layne couldn't. That's kind of the point.

Posted by: geoff at September 29, 2006 08:22 PM (Id2DF)

105 Two more words: teabagging hobos.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Ugly American at September 29, 2006 08:45 PM (M2GWk)

106 I heard that someone heard from an undisclosed source that Ken Layne wanted to be a Cigarman intern. Got kneepads?

Posted by: Danno Junkyard Dog at September 29, 2006 09:43 PM (Agb3Q)

107 See the difference?

They never will. It's far too complicated.

Posted by: Jason at September 30, 2006 05:12 AM (rJyUA)

108 As I understand the point of the thread, we are to assert a "fact" about Ken Layne that is obviously, outrageously untrue. Here goes:

Ken Layne strives for factual accuracy.

How's that?

Posted by: Patterico at September 30, 2006 10:31 AM (XicwC)

109 See the difference?

Folks like LA never will -- or at least won't admit to it. They're too busy trying to slime Malkin to respond to logic.

Posted by: Patterico at September 30, 2006 11:04 AM (XicwC)

110 On an aside... I can't believe that ANYONE couldn't tell that that bikini picture was Photoshopped.

Tell that to Jeralyn Meritt ofTalkLeft: Lawyers, myself included, generally are left-brain. We don't know when a photo is photo-shopped or real-- we don't have the artistic ability to discern between the two. I honestly believe Eric thought the photo was real.

You left tards need to get your spin straight.

Posted by: Bernard at September 30, 2006 11:15 AM (HgLZJ)

111 Cool fact about Ken Layne?

His former name was Layne Kendipshit.

He dropped the dipshit and made the Layne the last and the Ken the first.

Still, he worries that some don't take him seriously.

Posted by: Laura Lee Donoho at September 30, 2006 05:42 PM (X8WNH)

112 Cool fact # 5,264.7823

Ken Layne ... ken who?

Posted by: 1angrychristian at October 01, 2006 12:12 PM (pnZKj)

113 Ken Layne is like unto a god to me. Oh, and I wish it'd been Monica and not me.

Posted by: The Liberal Felcher at October 02, 2006 06:06 AM (wosqx)

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