February 14, 2009

Coleman-Franken Update
— Gabriel Malor

Yesterday the judges further limited the rejected absentee ballots that will be included in the recount. That number had been trimmed to 4,800 over a week ago and is reduced now to an estimated 3,500.

The judges ruled that they won't count any ballots that don't comply with state law. The order places the burden on the Coleman team to establish both that a ballot was legally cast and that it was improperly rejected before it will be included in the recount total.

Democracy at work:

"We are obviously very pleased with the court's decision ... there's a large chunk of ballots that have now been taken out of play," said Franken lawyer Marc Elias.

The Coleman folks say that they are still confident they can overtake Franken's 225-vote lead.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 11:58 AM | Comments (106)
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1 Doesn't really matter anymore with the three cocksucker turncoats voting with the Dims in the Senate they get all the majority they want for now.

Posted by: River Rat at February 14, 2009 12:05 PM (pZ20H)

2 We are obviously very pleased with the court's decision ... there's a large chunk of ballots that have now been taken out of play

Those damn Rethugs, celebrating the disenfranchisement of voting Americans! I blame Bush's failed policies.

Wait, what?

Posted by: Typical Moonbat wannabe at February 14, 2009 12:05 PM (Ymor3)

3 Read about this earlier. Enough with the supposed futility of gaining influence in the Senate, even if Coleman wins! I'm not sure if this point has been raised, but if the most "out there" ballots are now excluded, that's likely good for Coleman; we all know that the most "out there" ballots will belong mostly to Democrats, not Republicans, n'est-ce pas?

Posted by: floofyparisparamis at February 14, 2009 12:08 PM (9IHxa)

4
But they'll count a box of ballots that manage to mysteriously materialize?

Posted by: Darling at February 14, 2009 12:10 PM (eGRG+)

5 What ever happened to the supposedly double-counted absentee ballots in that heavily Franken precinct? IIRC, that was a pretty fair share of Franken's lead right there.

Posted by: bunny boy at February 14, 2009 12:13 PM (YsSn7)

6 I'd like to hear Al Franken squeal like a pig.

Posted by: SlaveDog at February 14, 2009 12:22 PM (H6Jyg)

7 6 I'd like to hear Al Franken squeal like a pig.

I couldn't resist...

http://tinyurl.com/2dbmes

Posted by: billygoat at February 14, 2009 12:31 PM (x0n2J)

8 You know, there's a strange, kind-of, sort-of resemblance to Ned Beatty and Al Franken...just sayin'.

Posted by: billygoat at February 14, 2009 12:33 PM (x0n2J)

9 The order places the burden on the Coleman team to establish both that a ballot was legally cast and that it was improperly rejected

Isn't that counter to how things normaly work?  Isn't it the burden of the challenger to prove that they WERE cast improperly, and that the rejection was valid?

Posted by: wickedpinto at February 14, 2009 12:34 PM (ul7te)

10

Why the fuck are Americans so fucking stupid that they can't fucking count well enough to have a fucking election? What is this, fucking Africa?

We've had universal, compulsory education for how many decades and we're still too fucking stupid to do addition? The concept of a simple tally is too complex for us to actually achieve? We can't be bothered to have someone who is actually responsible for the result, someone who is penalized if it's screwed up?

I suppose it's no big deal. It's only a US Senate election and they're all assholes anyway. The longer the seat is vacant, the better.

There should be a national rule, that if any local fucktards fuck up their election they don’t get any representation in Congress. Who in the fuck wants a fucked up representative from fucking idiots who are so fucked up that they can’t even fucking count?

Posted by: Chas at February 14, 2009 12:36 PM (81ekr)

11

"Doesn't really matter anymore with the three cocksucker turncoats voting with the Dims in the Senate they get all the majority they want for now."

I have to disagree. Even if D's had 99 seats now, I still wouldn't want Franken in seat 100... Imagine that guy ranting on as he usually does, but with the implied status of being a senator... "What I say is the Truth, because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me and voted for me."

Posted by: Erik at February 14, 2009 12:39 PM (1ZmwE)

12 well Chas,

We did learn that when engaging in anal sex it is not beneficial to the woman to plug her in the pooter right after, without first whiping our cocks.

I learned that in Health and Safety, (No really I did.)

Posted by: wickedpinto at February 14, 2009 12:39 PM (ul7te)

13 I think an special election should follow any close contest.

Posted by: wickedpinto at February 14, 2009 12:40 PM (ul7te)

14 4
But they'll count a box of ballots that manage to mysteriously materialize?

Oh yes...that.  That's different, that's what!


Posted by: Main Stream Media at February 14, 2009 12:41 PM (x0n2J)

15 Other than the President, cuz there are leadership and constitutional issues.

I also think that for president, we should demolish the "popular" vote.  It should be a direct vote among the legislature.

Posted by: wickedpinto at February 14, 2009 12:41 PM (ul7te)

16 dems. count very well, 5 zillion for dems. -1 for Repubs. It is the Acorn/Chicago way to count...... Chattering classes are so picky....

Posted by: free at February 14, 2009 12:41 PM (cFwGO)

17 13 I think an special election should follow any close contest.

Oh come on...now you're just being plain silly.

Posted by: Main Stream Media at February 14, 2009 12:42 PM (x0n2J)

18 16 dems. count very well, 5 zillion for dems. -1 for Repubs. It is the Acorn/Chicago way to count...... Chattering classes are so picky....

Remember...MATH is overrated -- at least that's what they teach us in journalism school!

Posted by: Main Stream Media at February 14, 2009 12:46 PM (x0n2J)

19
Why the fuck are Americans so fucking stupid that they can't fucking count well enough to have a fucking election?


Oh we count just fine...when a Democrat has more votes.

It's only when the Republican wins that we need to spend 2 months re-counting every ballot...

until the Democrat wins.

It's called election fraud. And it's called stealing an election. Shame on the Republicans in Congress for not demanding an investigation into ACORN. Don't they realize they need to prosecute and abolish ACORN for their own self-preservation?

Posted by: Darling at February 14, 2009 12:48 PM (eGRG+)

20 Isn't that counter to how things normaly work?  Isn't it the burden of the challenger to prove that they WERE cast improperly, and that the rejection was valid?

It depends on who's ahead.

Note:  I'm not a lawyer.  I just play one on the internets.

Posted by: SlaveDog at February 14, 2009 12:49 PM (H6Jyg)

21 I'm a fan of preferencial citizenship.

sorta like Starship Troopers, but not quite so strict.

Posted by: wickedpinto at February 14, 2009 12:50 PM (ul7te)

22 I'm not a lawyer either Slavedog,

I can barely spell, and even then it's just cuz I have a spell checker.

Posted by: wickedpinto at February 14, 2009 12:52 PM (ul7te)

23 Minnesota's a joke.  Freaking banana republics run more transparent elections. Tools. 

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 14, 2009 12:52 PM (fWF4Q)

24 And what's so bad about a poll tax?

There.  I said it.

Posted by: SlaveDog at February 14, 2009 12:53 PM (H6Jyg)

25 I don't like poll tax, however a civics test would be nice.

Posted by: wickedpinto at February 14, 2009 12:55 PM (ul7te)

26 And what's so bad about a poll tax?

Democrats have a giant fuckload more money than Republicans do, and they're already used to paying their broke voters to cast ballots.

Posted by: Point at February 14, 2009 12:57 PM (Hc34T)

27
Someone please tell me how the Republicans, when they were in power, got cold feet about Voter ID?

Who is advising these assholes? It has to be undercover Leftists advising them, just has to be.

btw, anyone know what was on the Republican weekly radio address this week?
Did they even do one? Nobody would notice, anyway.

Posted by: Darling at February 14, 2009 12:57 PM (eGRG+)

28

WP #12, see your #9,

"Isn't that counter to how things normaly work?" 

Posted by: comatus at February 14, 2009 12:59 PM (U+nSM)

29 The Coleman folks say that they are still confident they can overtake Franken's 225-vote lead.

I dunno.  This guy just doesn't strike me as a real 'go -getter'.  Probably takes him forever to get through the snacks aisle in the supermarket.

Eh, what do I know.  Couldn't possibly be worse than this tool.

Posted by: Deety at February 14, 2009 01:00 PM (1jglO)

30 Depends on the woman Comatus.

Posted by: wickedpinto at February 14, 2009 01:01 PM (ul7te)

31 27
Someone please tell me how the Republicans, when they were in power, got cold feet about Voter ID?

Who is advising these assholes? It has to be undercover Leftists advising them, just has to be.

btw, anyone know what was on the Republican weekly radio address this week?
Did they even do one? Nobody would notice, anyway.

Posted by: Darling at February 14, 2009 05:57 PM (eGRG+)

There was a proposal this week for voter ID in the MN legislature. Dems killed it.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at February 14, 2009 01:02 PM (yI03K)

32 O.K. wickedpinto, maybe a poll tax is over the top.

I'd settle for the ability to read.  That's not too much to ask.  If a person could read he or she could even take a civics test.

Unfortunately, a civics test would probably eliminate 50% of the voters (and I'm being generous).

Don't get me started.  I live in Florida and I still haven't forgotten 2000 and all the poverty pimps, liberal politicians and every other hipster Tom-Dick-and-Harry journalist who descended on Florida to whine about our election system.

Not a peep out them on Minnesota.

Bastards.

Posted by: SlaveDog at February 14, 2009 01:05 PM (H6Jyg)

33
Dems killed it.

Of course. Because it's racist.

Asking illegals for proof of citizenship is racist.

Opposing Obama is racist. Opposing SCHIP is racist. Opposing welfare is racist.  Border security is racist. Frisking muslims at an airport is racist, so we strip-search little white old ladies in wheelchairs. Everything is racist.


Posted by: Darling at February 14, 2009 01:07 PM (eGRG+)

34 "Count every vote" goes down the Memory Hole to join "dissent is patriotic" and all the other Progressive Left slogans of the last 8 years.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at February 14, 2009 01:07 PM (9p0nw)

35 Speaking of Chicago politics.

SPRINGFIELD, Ill. – Sen. Roland Burris admitted in a document released Saturday that former Gov. Rod Blagojevich's brother asked him for campaign fundraising help before the governor appointed Burris to the Senate.

The disclosure is at odds with Burris' testimony in January when an Illinois House impeachment committee specifically asked if he had ever spoken to Robert Blagojevich or other aides to the now-deposed governor about the Senate seat vacated by Barack Obama.

State Rep. Jim Durkin, the impeachment committee's ranking Republican, told The Associated Press that he and House Republican Leader Tom Cross would seek an outside investigation into whether Burris perjured himself.

I'm sure that it's just an "innocent mistake" that anyone can make and an "unwelcome distraction".

Durkin said he doesn't trust majority Democrats in the General Assembly to conduct a fair investigation into whether Burris perjured himself. But he said he doesn't know yet who should conduct the inquiry.

Why can't you trust the Dims? They are so honest with everything else.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2009 01:14 PM (rfm7Z)

36 biggest argument I have with my mom slave.

she says, " I still Like Obama, I don't know why."
I respond, "If you don't know why, then you shouldn't fucking vote, or talk about his politics."
"I'm just saying, I like him but I don't know why."
"if you said that when you were sixteen, and you were my daughter, I would scare him off and threaten his life, not cuz he is a bad guy but because you are a moron."
"I'm your mother!"
"I know, and I'm sorry mom, but in this case, you are a fucking moron."

That is a real conversation I had today.

Posted by: wickedpinto at February 14, 2009 01:15 PM (ul7te)

37 33
Dems killed it.

Of course. Because it's racist.

Asking illegals for proof of citizenship is racist.

Opposing Obama is racist. Opposing SCHIP is racist. Opposing welfare is racist.  Border security is racist. Frisking muslims at an airport is racist, so we strip-search little white old ladies in wheelchairs. Everything is racist.

See?...it's easy!  You can learn new and wonderful things!

Posted by: Main Stream Media at February 14, 2009 01:19 PM (x0n2J)

38

Aye, there's the rub.  Obama won, possibly even legally, but that enables them to set Acorn in stone as the arbiter of legal voting.  The first thing communists do when they come to power is to consolidate their power.  There may be a possibility that someday the republicans could be voted in again, but the MSM and Acorn and the brigades of census estimators will make it harder.  In the meantime, get used to being allowed to exist only as Emmanuel Goldstein.  If the republicans had any sense, which they don't, they would be laying plans even now to take advantage of any power they ever have, however momentary, to eliminate the fairness doctrine, restore the census to constitutional function, and eliminate Acorn.  Never again have power for as long as 8 years without fixing this stuff.  At least have a successor groomed to step in, not a Rino, not McCain.  Oh, and don't spend more than we have, OK?

Oh, and would it be so bad to have a Mormon as president, now?

Posted by: Mangas Colorados at February 14, 2009 01:19 PM (qyy/a)

39

You used the f-word with your mother?

That's some seriously bad behavior, WP.

Posted by: Steve (aka Ed Snate) at February 14, 2009 01:21 PM (8LnSr)

40 Oh, and would it be so bad to have a Mormon as president, now?

Q:  How can you prove that Obama isn't a Muslim?

A:  No self-respecting Muslim would be caught dead promoting $800B worth of pork.

Posted by: pbrown at February 14, 2009 01:24 PM (rTGYp)

41

To Chas @ 10 -

Fuckin' A.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at February 14, 2009 01:26 PM (ACDor)

42

Someone please tell me how the Republicans, when they were in power, got cold feet about Voter ID?

 

They never had 60 votes in the Senate. Unlike the Repubs, the Dems are almost always solid. They do NOT have 8 or 10 assholes that will cross over and vote with the R’s.

 

As for the poll tax

The right of citizens of the United States to vote in any primary or other election for President or Vice President, for electors for President or Vice President, or for Senator or Representative in Congress, shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or any State by reason of failure to pay poll tax or other tax.

That last bit at the end was the real killer. The poll tax WAS and abuse, but adding in that other shit at the end is what kills us.

 

And finally, this election was over as soon as it came out less than a 1000 vote win for Coleman. The Dems have proven over and over again that they will steal any election they lose with less than a 1000 votes. I said then and I’ll repeat it now. It doesn’t fucking matter because Coleman was and is a RINO and they already have their 60 votes.

 

I say it is probably a good thing we get rid of Coleman. Now we need to get rid of some more, but we need to do it in the primaries.

Posted by: Vic at February 14, 2009 01:27 PM (f6os6)

43 texas has id...did all red states have id?

Posted by: free at February 14, 2009 01:30 PM (cFwGO)

44


Oh, and would it be so bad to have a Mormon as president, now?

Wasn't that fucking silly? From our own side we heard, "Well, I don't have a problem with Romney, but all those Southern Baptists won't vote for a Mormon."

Fucking shitheads.

The country just elected an empty-suit born who-the-fuck-knows-where with close ties to anti-American terrorists and "Hussein" for a middle name and we're worried about how Conservatives in the south will feel about a squeaky-clean Mormon?

Obama won North fucking Carolina for fuck's sake!

Posted by: Darling at February 14, 2009 01:32 PM (eGRG+)

45

ERIK

I have to disagree. Even if D's had 99 seats now, I still wouldn't want Franken in seat 100... Imagine that guy ranting on as he usually does, but with the implied status of being a senator...

Megadittos, it is completely amazing to me how the entire government has transformed before our eyes from some mediocrities who generally seemed to care about this country first, and trying to get rich second, to a group of Atilla the Hun Slash-and-Burn-Rape-and-Pillage-Take-No-Prisoners Incompetant Bolsheveks!  Franken is the worst-of-the-worst, Harry Reid with a little polish.  A very dangerous man.

Posted by: Muthafucka at February 14, 2009 01:32 PM (YCp3O)

46 PAGING CONSERVATIVE LEADERS MORE CHARISMATIC THAN I:

Take a stand. We will help. We're losing our country.

Posted by: . at February 14, 2009 01:32 PM (wOiHS)

47 Steve, the artist formerly known as ed snate,

Mom was Married to my father, who was a Marine and a truck driver/teamster.

Mom incorporated fathers colloquial dialect in her common speech.

No shit, growing up, I would say "OW SHIT!" when my brother hit me hard.
"DON'T FUCKING CURSE I TOLD YOU LITTLE SHITS I DON"T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES DON'T YOU CURSE!"

Mom is MUCH more raunchy in language than I am, MUCH!

She play's nice elsewhere, but when it comes to mom's boys?   

She's fucking R. Lee Ermy!

Posted by: wickedpinto at February 14, 2009 01:32 PM (ul7te)

48

texas has id...did all red states have id

 

If you are talking about “picture ID” some States like GA went for voter picture ID and it has been tied up in court by the Dems forever. The Supremes ruled last year that it was OK to require it but it wasn’t in time for the States to get the requirements in for this election. SC has a bill in the State legislature now. I expect a lot of other Red States to follow.

 

That being said, it would not surprise me when that starts happening that congress will get involved from the Communist side and start throwing up roadblocks.

Posted by: Vic at February 14, 2009 01:36 PM (f6os6)

49 They tried to have Voter ID in my state.  Then the ACLU sued and it went to the courts.  Then it kind of disappeared like smoke from a campfire.

K

Posted by: Kestrel♠ at February 14, 2009 01:36 PM (e5+St)

50 We need two countries. Red America and Blue America.  Thats the only solution thats going to work.

Posted by: Hammer at February 14, 2009 01:47 PM (GkYyh)

51 The judges ruled that they won't count any ballots that don't comply with state law.

They need a judge to tell them that?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2009 01:48 PM (PQY7w)

52 uff da!

Minnesotans sure do love their "celebrities."

Posted by: Lute Fisk at February 14, 2009 01:49 PM (ad8lc)

53

36 biggest argument I have with my mom slave.

Wicked Pinto - Don't despair, my mother was a Liberal until recently too.  Despite the fact that my father, my brother and I are lifelong conservative Republicans, both my sisters were Liberals too ... until now.  Now they have all turned into angry, firebreathing conservatives. 

 Hell hath no fury like a woman who suddenly realizes she's been had! 

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at February 14, 2009 01:50 PM (YCp3O)

54 7 6 I'd like to hear Al Franken squeal like a pig.

I'd like to see him drawn and quartered...

Posted by: UncleFacts at February 14, 2009 01:53 PM (M+Vfm)

55

Imagine that guy ranting on as he usually does, but with the implied status of being a senator

 

Franken can not be any worse than Maxine Waters. Has everyone seen that video of her ranting at the bank people this week. Her on people had to tell her to calm down. She is one crazy commie and I do mean commie. This is the ignorent bitch who wants to nationalize the oil industry. Hugo Chavez has nothing on her.

Posted by: Vic at February 14, 2009 01:54 PM (f6os6)

56 Has  Franken's car been impounded so he can't stuff any more ballots in the trunk to be - aha! - suddenly discovered?  

I 'd sure like Coleman to prevail, but I don't think it really makes any difference at this point, we're screwn. 

Posted by: THeREsaD at February 14, 2009 01:55 PM (MO2LE)

57

What the court should do in this election is make them do a "do-over".

Without McLame anhor in the race Coleman would probably win in a landslide. McLame was good for a 5 point drop at the polls.

 

Posted by: Vic at February 14, 2009 01:56 PM (f6os6)

58 7th, I was the fierst open conservative.

Dad was a Marine, but he never transitioned his ideology into politics, until me.

I was the first conservative in my family, other than my Uncle, who was almost as important in my life as my father.

Posted by: wickedpinto at February 14, 2009 01:56 PM (ul7te)

59

@47 my 4 siblings and I grew up in a Catholic household with a teach for a mom and cop for a dad.  Mom never cursed, raised her voice, or even used color as a means of describing a person.  My dad, well he was a 'tough' cop.  Our family movie growing up: Best Little Whore House in Texas.  No shit.  We would watch over and over, singing and dancing to Dolly and Burt, as a family.

It wasn't until I was 18 that I finally figured out what they movie was really about.

Posted by: Karen at February 14, 2009 01:56 PM (penCf)

60 It really doesn't matter. Franken will be nothing but liberal novelty act in the senate until his term is up, and he'll get blown out by whoever the GOP decides to run. I'm a liberal and I know this man will do nothing to help Obama get anything done. He will only divide everything further. That's why I voted against him. That being said, I'd like to further divide us all by calling you all shit-eating pigfuckers. I hope you all get taxed to death by the big scary black man in the WHite House.

Posted by: Nick at February 14, 2009 01:57 PM (BkTzm)

61

32 - "I'd settle for the ability to read.  That's not too much to ask.  If a person could read he or she could even take a civics test."

Um, I've served as a pollworker here in NY. Everything is geared towards lowering barriers to voting, to include - literally - retards. The kind of retards that need helmets and aides to 'help' them find the right lever to pull. Its all legal, though.

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at February 14, 2009 01:58 PM (LYTPf)

62 And, actually, if Coleman were to argue forcefully that Franken is attempting to disenfranchise retards, he'd probably be right. And he might get those ballots counted.

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at February 14, 2009 01:59 PM (LYTPf)

63 60 It really doesn't matter. Franken will be nothing but liberal novelty act in the senate until his term is up, and he'll get blown out by whoever the GOP decides to run.

I'm a liberal and I know this man will do nothing to help Obama get anything done. He will only divide everything further. That's why I voted against him.

That being said, I'd like to further divide us all by calling you all shit-eating pigfuckers. I hope you all get taxed to death by the big scary black man in the WHite House.

Would you like us all to quit working, too?

Posted by: billygoat at February 14, 2009 02:02 PM (x0n2J)

64 That being said, I'd like to further divide us all by calling you all shit-eating pigfuckers. I hope you all get taxed to death by the big scary black man in the WHite House.

Oh and by the way, he's only half-Black...therefore, he's only half-scary. 

Posted by: billygoat at February 14, 2009 02:03 PM (x0n2J)

65 they=that sorry

Posted by: Karen at February 14, 2009 02:03 PM (penCf)

66 @ 61 Um, I've served as a pollworker here in NY. Everything is geared towards lowering barriers to voting, to include - literally - retards. The kind of retards that need helmets and aides to 'help' them find the right lever to pull. Its all legal, though.

I think Nick @ 60 resembles these comments...don'cha, Nicky?

Posted by: billygoat at February 14, 2009 02:05 PM (x0n2J)

67 Actually, I'm a pig-eating shitfucker.

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at February 14, 2009 02:05 PM (LYTPf)

68

That being said, I'd like to further divide us all by calling you all shit-eating pigfuckers

 

Like all the criminally stupid fuck-tard liberals, you can’t even get good insults down correctly. Calling an AOS moron a pig fucker is a reward.

 

So fuck-off and go away cockholster.

Posted by: Vic at February 14, 2009 02:08 PM (f6os6)

69 I know we will all get taxed to death by the big scrawny little black runt in the White House. Posted by: Nick at February 14, 2009 06:57 PM (BkTzm) There, fixed that for ya, Nick!

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 14, 2009 02:09 PM (iafWn)

70

So Dick Nick, what's up with O'Bambi's wife Buttzilla? 

 

Posted by: Fish at February 14, 2009 02:12 PM (CG+cG)

71

The right of citizens of the United States to vote in any primary or other election for President or Vice President, for electors for President or Vice President, or for Senator or Representative in Congress, shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or any State by reason of failure to pay poll tax or other tax.


So would this apply if you had a set up where citizens had the option of accepting or rejecting a tax credit? Let's say there were an EIC (Enfranchisement Interest Chit) box on your 1040EZ form that you could choose to check off or not.  

Would you like a credit for $300?  Check this box.

Would you rather forgo the $300 and instead vote in the next Federal primaries and/or elections? Check here.

I don't know.  Call it a hunch, but I have a feeling that I know which box that group of "undecided" imbeciles that seem to make up the bulk of a Frank Luntz focus group would choose.  Would probably save a lot of foolishness.



Posted by: Deety at February 14, 2009 02:13 PM (1jglO)

72 You neo-con fringe lunatics really have very litle to be worried about with Franken, stop being so scared of him. i swear, whether it's terrorists or taxes, you dingleberries shit your pants every time your party tells you to be scared of something. Stop being such whiny fucking pussies. I endured 8 years of your incompetence, and look where it got us. Can't you take a couple terms of my incompetence? Couldn't get much worse. But I'm sure you'll all argue that we all need to be scared of Obama and his liberal asswipery, won't you? For a party that loves to act tough and talk tougher, you sure do hide under the covers and spread fear pretty well.

Posted by: Nick at February 14, 2009 02:14 PM (BkTzm)

73 Wicked Pinto - My father was a soldier too, and he and his twin brother were such pricks they became MPs just so they could kick ass!  He used to be called "Popeye" in my town because he was a bruiser.  It has taken him, my brother, and I years to convince my mother and sisters to come around, but they finally have seen the light.  Even Norman Schwarskopft had a Liberal sister that eventually saw the truth.  It is only a matter of time before everyone will see what a fraud Liberalism is.

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at February 14, 2009 02:14 PM (YCp3O)

74

The country just elected an empty-suit born who-the-fuck-knows-where with close ties to anti-American terrorists and "Hussein" for a middle name and we're worried about how Conservatives in the south will feel about a squeaky-clean Mormon?

Obama won North fucking Carolina for fuck's sake!

Congrats, you have finally realized how most Americans dislike the conversative agenda and the GOP.

Posted by: smoke at February 14, 2009 02:16 PM (6oxG5)

75 Happy Valentine's Day, you douches! Go hump your fists for a while and pretend it was a woman. I'm going to go eat some actual pussy. Buncha faggots.

Posted by: Nick at February 14, 2009 02:17 PM (BkTzm)

76
Nick Prick @72Can't you take a couple terms of my incompetence? Couldn't get much worse. But I'm sure you'll all argue that we all need to be scared of Obama and his liberal asswipery, won't you? For a party that loves to act tough and talk tougher, you sure do hide under the covers and spread fear pretty well.

There, there Nicky -- at the rate your man is going, we'll only have to endure ONE term.

Posted by: billygoat at February 14, 2009 02:21 PM (x0n2J)

77

I am really disappointed in you Nick.  Two weeks past I confessed to the Moron's I had been fucking you up the ass for some time.  Unfortunately, you were bragging to your liberal friends that you had a tight asshole. 

I took great exception to this, as we both know your asshole is loose as a goose.  So again, I ask you to stop bragging about being the tightest boy on the block and tell the truth.  When Fish mounts you for the inevitable conservative-liberal butt fuck, you squeal louder than Ned Beatty in Deliverance, and what is particularly annoying is when you call out "hit it daddy."  I demand you stop with your prevarication and liberal story telling.  Stop[ it now!

Posted by: Fish at February 14, 2009 02:21 PM (CG+cG)

78

>>Can't you take a couple terms of my incompetence? Couldn't get much worse.

Ah. You're young. To answer the question, though - NO. I'd much rather that the Dem party die die die [painfully, whatever] as a national party.

That, and a pony. But did I get that? NO. Because you're greedy slobs who fall for anybody who promises you handouts but won't give me a fkn pony.

But, whatever.

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at February 14, 2009 02:22 PM (LYTPf)

79 Nick and smoke make a joint appearance. Is Axelrod still working his magic? I thought that fucker was going to jail.

Posted by: nikkolai at February 14, 2009 02:22 PM (G8d+5)

80 I didn't know Fish was gay.  Kind of surprising I guess.

Posted by: smoke at February 14, 2009 02:23 PM (6oxG5)

81 Fish only fucks liberals for God and country!

Posted by: Fish at February 14, 2009 02:24 PM (CG+cG)

82 78

>>Can't you take a couple terms of my incompetence? Couldn't get much worse.

Ah. You're young. To answer the question, though - NO. I'd much rather that the Dem party die die die [painfully, whatever] as a national party.

That, and a pony. But did I get that? NO. Because you're greedy slobs who fall for anybody who promises you handouts but won't give me a fkn pony.

But, whatever. 

I'm still waiting for my Skittles-shitting unicorn...Uncle Facts got one dammit and I want one, too!  (WOW -- I feel...I feel, like a WHINY FUCKING LIBERAL)


Posted by: billygoat at February 14, 2009 02:25 PM (x0n2J)

83 God is gay too?  WOW what you learn

Posted by: smoke at February 14, 2009 02:28 PM (6oxG5)

84 Prior to the 17th Amendment adopted in 1913, they never have to deal with a clown like Franken, or for that matter 80% of the hammer heads that reside there now, getting into the Senate. The founders had it right. The Senate, as originally designed, had the State legislatures as their constituents and would be far less beholden to special interests. This made a lot of sense. On the one hand, it made voters pay more attention to whom they were electing to their state houses, and ensured that the agenda of the Senate was State driven and not popularly driven. These differing agendas would drive a different set of arguments between the bodies. As it is now, we might as well have one big H of R.

Posted by: Mike B at February 14, 2009 02:28 PM (bxzCC)

85

Well, we can be just like them for 4 years, if we want, billygoat.

I think I'm going to apply for welfare, for example. I don't need it, but how many really do? I'm just rationalising it as a reverse-Galt thing.

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at February 14, 2009 02:29 PM (LYTPf)

86

God is gay too? 

God hates liberals too!

WOW what you learn

Posted by: Fish at February 14, 2009 02:30 PM (CG+cG)

87

 

Kill the white people!

 

Posted by: Barack Barry Hussein Soetero Obama Dunham Fuckhead bastard spawn of a white whore. at February 14, 2009 02:32 PM (X4g9l)

88

God hates liberals too!

He must be confused then.  What is Obama? And he let Bush screw up so much that all of America hates converatives. 

He must have one heck of a sense of humor.

Posted by: smoke at February 14, 2009 02:33 PM (6oxG5)

89

For a party that loves to act tough and talk tougher, you sure do hide under the covers and spread fear pretty well.

Hey Nick, they just passed a bill that promises to spend over 700 billion (and will be far, far greater than that) on horseshit that will do no good at all, while we are in the beginning of the biggest Depression since the Great one.  There will be more Banks going under, and soon too.  The CBO has said this kind of spending will  contract our economy.  As a percentage of GNP spent by the government the worst years we ever had were during WWII were 22%, 24%, 26% and 30%.  This Monster may reach 40% of GNP within 2-3 years!  It will take a generation to pay it all of.  Some say that the National Debt is not $1-2 Trillion, but $56 Trillion RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!  Not in 5 years or 10 years but RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!  And within ten years as the Baby Boomers begin to retire SS and Medicare costs will skyrocket.  If that doesn't scare you then you don't know your ass from your elbow about economics. 

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at February 14, 2009 02:33 PM (YCp3O)

90

all of America hates converatives

More liberal BS.  The electorial split was 52/48, so all of America doesn't hate conservatives, especially the 48% that voted for John McCain.  Stop sleeping with Nick and doing reach arounds. 

Posted by: Fish at February 14, 2009 02:36 PM (CG+cG)

91

Some say that the National Debt is not $1-2 Trillion, but $56 Trillion RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! 

Who the hell is "some"?  And you are accusing  someone not knowing economics.  Quit confusing annual deficits with the National Debt.

David Koresh!!!!

Posted by: smoke at February 14, 2009 02:38 PM (6oxG5)

92 7,

My father wasn't a soldier, My father was a Marine.

there's a difference.

Posted by: wickedpinto at February 14, 2009 02:39 PM (ul7te)

93 Umm hate to break the news, but John McCain was not a conversative he was a Republican.

Posted by: smoke at February 14, 2009 02:40 PM (6oxG5)

94 Also 7th?

I can guarantee you that MP's are the most restricted bitches in the mil.

I have a courtmartial, and I OWNED those who imprisoned me.

rules are a bitch.

I should have had an ass beating, but I never got it.

Posted by: wickedpinto at February 14, 2009 02:42 PM (ul7te)

95

I'm going to go eat some actual pussy.

Hey Nick, my girlfriend is on her way over right now and she is gorgeous and at 5' 1" she is a gymnast and has the tightest little pussy in three states.  Oh yeah, she's a screamer too.  I almost put her picture on here a couple times, but it would be bragging too much and I wouldn't want scumbags like you having wet dreams and stalking her. 

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at February 14, 2009 02:54 PM (B9B6m)

96

 

Typical white people.

yak yak yak.

 

Posted by: Barack Barry Hussein Soetero Obama Dunham Fuckhead bastard spawn of a white whore. at February 14, 2009 02:55 PM (X4g9l)

97 Hey Nick, my girlfriend is...

I think he meant a cat.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2009 03:04 PM (PQY7w)

98 Wicked Pinto -  I don't want to admit how long ago it was that my father and his twin were MPs, but suffice it to say that it was during a war that was long enough ago that they were a lot more free than they are today.  My son is in law school right now and wants to be a Marine JAG.  He wants to be a military lawyer, but he wants to be a line officer too, and a Marine.  He's always done athletics and lots of shooting.  He's going to OCS this summer.  I think he wants to get "in the sand." 

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at February 14, 2009 03:09 PM (B9B6m)

99 7 tell him to join without requirement.

If he is acceptable as a JAG(off) then he will land there.

but if he has the skills to be a line officer?

He will be a line officer.

The Mil in general, and the Marines in general have a serious ability to see where you should sit.

Also, if you serve? it should be in SERVICE, not a negotiation of what YOU want to do to serve.

You Serve or you don't.

Posted by: wickedpinto at February 14, 2009 03:16 PM (ul7te)

100 Pinto - This is interesting, he most definately has leadership skills and a real command presence and I think he wants action, but wants to be a lawyer too.  He's training for his third marathon and PT test for OCS as well as getting great grades in law school.  Girlfriend is here.  Take care of that troll Nicky.  Bye

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at February 14, 2009 03:30 PM (B9B6m)

101 I'm going to go eat some actual pussy. Posted by: Nick at February 14, 2009 07:17 PM (BkTzm) Well, that solves the mystery of what's become of the neighborhood cats... and all those cat collars at the town dump. You're a class act, Nick.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 14, 2009 04:14 PM (iafWn)

102 Will the Scandi judges rule that precincts that have MORE votes cast than ACTUAL registered voters must be tossed or revoted?

Nooooooooo!

The fix has been in.

I betcha ALL the overvoted precincts went Franken.

Posted by: torabora at February 14, 2009 04:50 PM (6H+Dn)

103 "We are obviously very pleased with the court's decision ... there's a large chunk of ballots that have now been taken out of play," said Franken lawyer Marc Elias."

But...but...but....shouldn't "every vote count"?

Posted by: GarandFan at February 14, 2009 05:43 PM (237hA)

104 Nick, go choke on satan's barbed cock, you worthless piece of shit.

Seriously, just so you understand where it is that I'm coming from here, fuck you.

And not the common garden variety fuck you shared between say hockey players of opposing teams. I mean fuck you in the way that if someone showed me a video of you running around on fire, with a rabid badger jammed in your lily white ass, and some terrorist type sharpening his knives, I'd pay them for the exclusive rights to it.

Just so I could watch your sad, pathetic fucking existence wink out. Like some cheap Korean made light bulb.

Fuck you.

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Posted by: remy hair at February 15, 2009 05:03 PM (qRijA)

106 Doesn't the term recount imply simply that the ballots that were counted on election night, will be recounted? It may be too late to stop this fraud, but there is a solution that would prevent us from ever having another Franken in the Senate. Repeal the 17th amendment. This where many of our current problems began.

Posted by: Mike B at February 15, 2009 05:23 PM (bxzCC)

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