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January 31, 2008

Close Your Eyes...
— Ace

... and imagine the most wonderful things in the world, things that make you happy and warm inside.

Concentrate.... I'm going to try to peer inside your minds.

How close did I come?

I realize this whole post is basically one of those sub-retarded "Naughty Birthday Cards" you get at the freakin' Walgreen's for people you don't like very much, but I couldn't think of any other way to introduce that picture. And it really is a lovely picture.

Thanks to Jennifer.

Posted by: Ace at 06:38 PM | Comments (39)
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1 Lauraw needs to 'shop some pirate stuff on that.

Posted by: Bugler at January 31, 2008 06:42 PM (YCVBL)

2 Is there a version without the damn cat? That is what I was thinking.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at January 31, 2008 06:45 PM (Lf0H/)

3 As soon as that kitten wakes up and extends its claws, F'N OUCH!

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 31, 2008 06:47 PM (lZS2Z)

4 At the time that picture was taken I expect that kitten was the most comfortable and content animal on the planet. I know I would have been.

Posted by: 4thGenerationBuck at January 31, 2008 06:50 PM (AtjNL)

5 I had converted to Bhuddism in hopes of being reincarnated as a bicycle seat, but I might switch my request to kitten now.

Posted by: Hermit Dave at January 31, 2008 06:57 PM (Tk5HT)

I was going to pick a bicycle seat, g-string, variety of sex toys, but then I realized I might end up in Bob Beckle's ownership.

I no longer believe in reincarnation.

Posted by: TheEJS at January 31, 2008 07:01 PM (hBYdH)

7 I love kitty cats and tits. But mostly tits.

Posted by: Ronster at January 31, 2008 07:04 PM (+nANz)

More titty, less kitty.

I'm drunk blogging. And I love it.

Posted by: Not Paulitics, 'cause he'd never lower himself to this shit at January 31, 2008 07:05 PM (47+Ys)

The only "woman" at AoS that would qualify for being the model for that picture is...

A. Lauraw (hump not included)

B. Pajama Momma (16 children later)

C. NiceDeb (except, well, you know)

D. Rosetta

Posted by: Not Paulitics, 'cause he'd never lower himself to this shit at January 31, 2008 07:08 PM (47+Ys)

10 I thought this was a Milblog; not a "pussy & tits" blog.
I'm not complaining, mind you...

Posted by: harrison at January 31, 2008 07:14 PM (Gv4O0)

11 I had converted to Bhuddism in hopes of being reincarnated as a bicycle seat,

Hermit Dave,

Cool! Let me know when and I'll go buy a new ten-speed, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Tom at January 31, 2008 07:15 PM (hlYel)

Hey! Lets hear it for T&K!

(titties & kitties you morons!)

Lucky kitty!

Posted by: 5Cats at January 31, 2008 07:34 PM (Knaf0)

13 here kitty kitty kitty....

WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!

heh heh heh

Posted by: wiserbud at January 31, 2008 07:48 PM (EW49d)

14 Aww, look at the kitty!

What did you say?

I said "look at the kitty."

Oh, I thought you said something else.

Posted by: Glen at January 31, 2008 07:49 PM (1qPMm)

15 I gotta be honest. I never in my life expected to find a pussy there.

Never.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 31, 2008 07:55 PM (EW49d)

16 LMAO That's the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at January 31, 2008 08:18 PM (v7AWu)

Except for Mitt Romney, of course.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at January 31, 2008 08:18 PM (v7AWu)

Dammit Hugh, I told you to stop using my computer! This isn't Brazil!

Posted by: TallDave at January 31, 2008 08:19 PM (v7AWu)

19 It's also amazing how he links to your site, TallDave.

Posted by: TheEJS at January 31, 2008 08:32 PM (hBYdH)

Well, this neatly resolves a long-standing question among frat boys about preferences in female body-parts, doesn't it?

But dammit, my jury is still out! Further study is the only way to the truth...

Posted by: sherlock at January 31, 2008 08:48 PM (N7uu0)

21 Okay, I've heard of 'sweater puppies.'

Posted by: Neuromancer at January 31, 2008 09:14 PM (GDOa/)

22 'Nobody move, or the tit gets it!'

Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 31, 2008 10:41 PM (AZziM)

23 I taught I taw a titty cat..

Posted by: titty bird at February 01, 2008 02:39 AM (KCOdQ)

24 Purrfect.

Posted by: ricpic at February 01, 2008 04:07 AM (+++MJ)

25 I've seen it with the Firefox logo. You have to admit, it's inspired.

Posted by: Original Roy at February 01, 2008 04:24 AM (EBx9g)

That has to be one tiny kitten or a very large boob.

My money's on the latter.

Posted by: EC at February 01, 2008 06:14 AM (mAhn3)

27 Hmmmm.

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: memomachine at February 01, 2008 07:54 AM (3pvQO)

28 Nope, that didn't look anything like President Fred Thompson taking the oath of office....at all. Not wrinkly enough.

Posted by: TBinSTL at February 01, 2008 09:07 AM (2vLkB)

29 Hmm. What happens when a dog comes near? Ouch.

Posted by: otcconan at February 01, 2008 10:34 AM (tWabS)

30 Crazy old kitty cat must have had too much cat-nip

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 01, 2008 12:09 PM (7/75z)

31 What's a damn kitten doing on Brad Pitt's ass? Wait, there's a gerbil joke in there somewhere...

Posted by: John at February 01, 2008 12:10 PM (VYsHM)

32 Is that what hammocks are like in heaven?

Posted by: red speck at February 01, 2008 03:40 PM (OoMad)

ummmmm what a nice *itty

(i wonder which i meany)(doesn't help being drunk btw i love everyone )

even if i don't no u!!!\zxz\c

xxxxxxxx*KISS*meh

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