November 10, 2009

Chairman Mao Fan Anita Dunn Leaves White House, But Will Remain Consultant
— Ace

Her position was always "temporary," I believe, so this isn't because of her strangely-serious "joke" that Mao was one of her favorite political philosophers.

Related: Comic Nick DiPaolo goofed on her on the Dennis Miller show, in the special unrated subscriber-only bonus hour. F-bombs aplenty. They go off on something I hadn't noticed about Dunn: Apparently she licks her lips like a "Rottweiler who got into the peanut butter," or, I guess, like the Joker's least attractive moll.

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1
Are we on the 30 minute new topic cycle today?  Because I haven't finished in the FBI thread yet. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 08:06 AM (Haq+B)

2 Yeah, in the original vid of her praising the Chairman (not Sinatra) she looked like she was trying to eat her own lips...kinda freaky.

Posted by: ECM at November 10, 2009 08:07 AM (q3V+C)

3 She might as well quit.  She ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow.

Posted by: John Lennon at November 10, 2009 08:08 AM (xxgag)

4 Spin baby Spin......Beck kicked her to the curb and Van had to make plenty of room for that wide load.  That's my story and I'm stickin' with it.

Posted by: non_dhimmie at November 10, 2009 08:09 AM (cFwGO)

5 Here's  a youtube of speach.

Clicky

Posted by: tunakermit at November 10, 2009 08:10 AM (f97Hn)

6

Her lips had a range of motion that put Mr. Ed to shame...

Posted by: reason at November 10, 2009 08:12 AM (XiVKO)

7 Death to the lizard lady

Posted by: Todd (the guy who thinks Joe Buck Likes Yankee crank inside of him) at November 10, 2009 08:13 AM (aMXGv)

8 Apparently she licks her lips like a "Rottweiler Ace who got into the peanut butter," after a night hunting hobos."

fify


Posted by: Y-not at November 10, 2009 08:14 AM (sey23)

9 She's a V.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 10, 2009 08:15 AM (SqAkN)

10 She's a death-eater...

Posted by: Lord Voldemort at November 10, 2009 08:16 AM (XiVKO)

11 Wow I guess I never noticed that about her.  She does in fact look like she has 3 pounds of creamy Jiff stuck to the roof of her mouth.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 10, 2009 08:16 AM (tahIV)

12 Mao doesn't scare me.  I've chunks of guys like him in my stool!

Posted by: The REAL Chairman at November 10, 2009 08:16 AM (SPSOE)

13 That salad-tosser really enjoys the dressing.

Posted by: right at November 10, 2009 08:17 AM (EquV1)

14 My elementary school music teacher had the same habit. 

We called him "lizard lips".

Posted by: Che Pizza at November 10, 2009 08:17 AM (SPSOE)

15

Wow. Never noticed eh?

I always thought she looked like she was trying to catch a fly.

Or maybe an unconcious spasm induced by too much of that brown blotter.

Posted by: Cluebat from Exodar at November 10, 2009 08:17 AM (cqZXM)

16

Is it Friday? I'm confused, why is the White House releasing this news now?

Is there something we need to be distracted from?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 10, 2009 08:17 AM (RZ8pf)

17 The Komodo Dragon gives us the tongue and she slowly slinks into obscurity.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 10, 2009 08:19 AM (kn+jW)

18

hmm, i wonder if Beck's phone will ring now?

Posted by: x11b1p at November 10, 2009 08:19 AM (K3MWP)

19 Are we on the 30 minute new topic cycle today?  Because I haven't finished in the FBI thread yet. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 10, 2009 01:06 PM (Haq+B)


Come on, Dang!  You gotta be quick to keep up with today's stupidity. 

And you can expect this pace to continue until at least November 2012.

Posted by: Che Pizza at November 10, 2009 08:20 AM (SPSOE)

20 She reminds me of the monsters in Resident Evil with the long tounges. That or the vampires in 30 Days of Night minus the teeth.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 10, 2009 08:20 AM (SqAkN)

21 Is there something we need to be distracted from?

DC Sniper meets Allah tonight, unless Barry steps in.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 10, 2009 08:27 AM (NtiET)

22 With that constant moving tongue, she would make a Lesbian salivate.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 08:28 AM (nxUYP)

23

Is it Friday? I'm confused, why is the White House releasing this news now?

Is there something we need to be distracted from?

"Her position was always temporary."

Posted by: CUS at November 10, 2009 08:29 AM (wOGfT)

24 God she turns me on.

Posted by: Rosie Odonnel at November 10, 2009 08:29 AM (SqAkN)

25 Beck called, to send his Very Best:

"Anita Babe,
I have your favorite philosopher, right here !!!"

Now, scurry back under your rock.




Posted by: franksalterego at November 10, 2009 08:29 AM (GKyIE)

26 Anita dunn and a pool full of little naked boys...Mmmmm  mmm  mmm

Posted by: Charles Johnson at November 10, 2009 08:29 AM (GhHQb)

27 @21 Good call.

Posted by: Cluebat from Exodar at November 10, 2009 08:30 AM (JSetw)

28 DC Sniper meets Allah tonight, unless Barry steps in.

Nope. For some reason, he hasn't been a Hollywood cause celebre. Maybe it's the fact that he started out as an unhappy stalking ex-husband bent on killing his ex-wife.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 08:30 AM (nxUYP)

29 24

Is it Friday? I'm confused, why is the White House releasing this news now?

Is there something we need to be distracted from?

"Her position was always temporary."

Posted by: CUS at November 10, 2009 01:29 PM (wOGfT)

And Beck made it even more temporary.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 10, 2009 08:30 AM (kn+jW)

30

All you right wingers can die in a fire and burn in HELL!

Should've know that all you wingers have to criticize me about is the way I lick my lips and us my tongue. I thought one of you idiots would have at least notcied on the vid of my speech that when I say "Tung" my tongue is sticking out at the exact moment. It's funny.

But that day I had just finished sucking off the greatest president this nation has ever had and when I was giving the speech later I could still taste him. Mmm Mmm Mmm

Posted by: Anita Dunn at November 10, 2009 08:30 AM (enC2h)

31 That Dennis Miller bit had me in tears.

Posted by: Bosk at November 10, 2009 08:31 AM (pUO5u)

32

OT -

This sounds like Obama threatened Netanyahu to me, especially coming from Emanuel.

http://tinyurl.com/yzkgrke


 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at November 10, 2009 08:32 AM (RkRxq)

33

But that day I had just finished sucking off the greatest president this nation has ever had and when I was giving the speech later I could still taste him. Mmm Mmm Mmm

Posted by: Anita Dunn at November 10, 2009 01:30 PM (enC2h)


Eeeww! That's gross. That paragraph left a bitter taste in my mouth.

Posted by: David Brooks at November 10, 2009 08:33 AM (nxUYP)

34 "Her position was always temporary."

Posted by: CUS at November 10, 2009 01:29 PM (wOGfT)


All HIS staff's positions are temporary.

Posted by: Obama's Bus at November 10, 2009 08:34 AM (SPSOE)

35 She has tardive dyskinesia, side effect of long-term or high dosage of anti-psychotic medications

You joke, I think, but when the Mao video came out, that's actually what I thought. The only person I've ever known who does that is on thorazine.

Posted by: oblig. at November 10, 2009 08:35 AM (g85ec)

36 Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at November 10, 2009 01:32 PM (RkRxq)

Why would Rahm conduct an interview about anything connected to Israel. I thought he was a typical self-hating American Jew.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 08:36 AM (nxUYP)

37 OK, after reading about her constant licking of her lips, is anyone having trouble with suddenly licking their lips a lot?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 10, 2009 08:37 AM (RZ8pf)

38

All HIS staff's positions are temporary.

No, the bus is always going forward.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 10, 2009 08:37 AM (V9SYy)

39 Maybe she got one of them bee's in her mouth like Penn and Teller?

Posted by: MandolinMan at November 10, 2009 08:39 AM (x0suh)

40

I ask again.  Why are Leftist women so ugly?

Posted by: Cicero at November 10, 2009 08:39 AM (QKKT0)

41

i don;t know if this deserves its own thread, but the Beltway sniper was denied a stay of execution by the supreme court. He is going to be executed today.

Keep in mind the true tragedy of the beltway shootings...which was the potential for a backlash against people of the islamic faith because the shooter was a muslim.

Posted by: Ben at November 10, 2009 08:40 AM (wuv1c)

42

37 - The Aussies feel the same way:

http://tinyurl.com/yapbez5


 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at November 10, 2009 08:41 AM (RkRxq)

43 Anita, don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.

Posted by: Michael E. Stora, Ph.D. at November 10, 2009 08:41 AM (I6iFS)

44

Anita Dunn at November 10, 2009 01:30 PM (enC2h

that was truly disturbing!

Paranoid, yes i find my lips mouth really dry. Now you've Dunn it!

have to go get a glass of wine

k. so the lady's husband will now get an office in this administration?

Posted by: willow at November 10, 2009 08:42 AM (GkYyh)

45 Her involuntary lip-licking is a well-known side effect of anti-psychotic and anti-Parkinsons drugs.

Posted by: stuiec at November 10, 2009 08:43 AM (7AOgy)

46

I ask again.  Why are Leftist women so ugly?

Posted by: Cicero at November 10, 2009 01:39 PM (QKKT0)

They're not.

Posted by: Joy Behar at November 10, 2009 08:43 AM (+ifpP)

47

#41  I ask again.  Why are Leftist women so ugly?

Well, there's naturally ugly (which a fair number of people, including myself, fit under) and there's Leftist ugly.  Not all Leftists are ugly, but a lot of them are ugly by their own volition.  They spend almost their entire lives raging against all that they consider evil, which seems to permanently twist their faces into a perpetual scowl.  This hatred also drives them to let themselves go physically, thus accelerating their descent into teh ugly pit.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at November 10, 2009 08:43 AM (9hSKh)

48 Concur 100% with the comment upthread: What Dunn is showing is absolutely classic textbook tardive dyskinesia. I had a co-worker with the identical symptoms; the younger kids in the office were always saying to me behind her back, "What the feck is _wrong_ with that lady?" I always just said, "It's a medical condition she has, and you're standing into harm's way with our politically correct HR department and the employment lawyers if you make a thing out of it. Americans with Disabilities Act and all that, thank you ever so much to that worthless assclown G.H.W. Bush. Let it go, ignore her the best you can. You'll see worse during your working lives." What I didn't tell the kiddoes was WHY she had those constant funky involuntary mouth movements, which was due to her massive long-term use of antipsychotic drugs. I never got the sense from this individual that the "antipsychotic" side of it was working. Not too tightly tied down. Nor did I ever see much evidence that the meds had done much to dampen Dunn's damage. She looks and sounds absolutely batsheet crazy to me. That someone like this would be given a high position in the Obama White House really speaks volumes. You have to wonder what happened behind the scenes for her to have been gently shown the door. Must have been bad and weird.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 10, 2009 08:43 AM (UKpDP)

49 Anita, don't let the door hit you on the uvula on the way out.

Posted by: Michael E. Stora, Ph.D. at November 10, 2009 01:41 PM (I6iFS)


Fixed

Posted by: libbyt at November 10, 2009 08:44 AM (+ifpP)

50 Why are Leftist women so ugly?

Ugly women turn leftist for acceptance, revenge.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 10, 2009 08:45 AM (NtiET)

51 Grrr. Sorry about the way that all of the paragraph breaks evaporated out of that previous comment. I'm new in these parts and apparently am carking up somehow. Will get it seen to.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 10, 2009 08:45 AM (UKpDP)

52 I ask again.  Why are Leftist women so ugly?

Because their heart is ugly. Some women hide their ugly heart with superficial beauty,(Hollywood women come to mind), but leftist woman cannot reconcile the ugly within with their outward appearance. They've decided that their hatred of themselves is so acute, why bother.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 08:45 AM (nxUYP)

53 They said her job was temporary, but only once they knew she was going to be lambasted for the Mao reference.  They caught this one just in time, but it's yet another person Beck has outlasted.

Posted by: The Nobel Peace Prize Committee (NPPC) at November 10, 2009 08:47 AM (3Okxb)

54 Batshit crazy?????

Ya'll are just trying to dram up another medical condition to let the evil commie criminals get off the hook.

Posted by: Vic at November 10, 2009 08:48 AM (CDUiN)

55 OT:  According to Fox, Obumbles the Dumbfuck is going to Ft Hood to "mourn and heal".  Apparently, he brought either Floyd Patterson or a wookie with him, if my eyes are any good.

As someone that said he'll side with islam whatever the circumstance, does this strike anyone else as, uh, inappropriate?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 10, 2009 08:48 AM (lN56Y)

56

strange looks like The White House Blog. The Public Option: Rumor Check. Posted by Dan Pfeiffer

or

Oct 1, 2009 ... The White House's target was Glenn Beck, the conservative Fox News ... said Dan Pfeiffer, the White House's deputy communications director

so she had already been replaced by pfeiffer? yeah so why now?

Posted by: willow at November 10, 2009 08:49 AM (GkYyh)

57 Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 10, 2009 01:48 PM (lN56Y)

Heh. Bush beat him to it. How ironic and typical.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 08:50 AM (nxUYP)

58 I ask again.  Why are Leftist women so ugly?

Cock makes you conservative, unless you're a guy.  Lack of cock makes you angry.  Angry = Leftist.  QED.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 10, 2009 08:51 AM (lN56Y)

59 41

I ask again.  Why are Leftist women so ugly?

Posted by: Cicero at November 10, 2009 01:39 PM (QKKT0)

The only way Anita Dunn could get uglier would be to get bigger!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 10, 2009 08:51 AM (kn+jW)

60

"OK, after reading about her constant licking of her lips, is anyone having trouble with suddenly licking their lips a lot?"

No.  I think you're just living up to your name.  :p

Posted by: reason at November 10, 2009 08:51 AM (XiVKO)

61 Herr, we are evil, i had thought the same thing,(“I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly )

Posted by: willow at November 10, 2009 08:52 AM (GkYyh)

62

The only way Anita Dunn could get uglier would be to get bigger!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 10, 2009 01:51 PM (kn+jW)

I'm just hoping the bitch finally gets that fly.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 10, 2009 08:53 AM (lN56Y)

63 60 I ask again.  Why are Leftist women so ugly?

Cock makes you conservative, unless you're a guy.  Lack of cock makes you angry.  Angry = Leftist.  QED.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 10, 2009 01:51 PM (lN56Y)

Now that we understand barbelle's problem, does this mean we must have compassion for her?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at November 10, 2009 08:53 AM (kn+jW)

64 He also said that watching her talk was like watching Barbaro eat a carrot.  Heh.

Posted by: kefka at November 10, 2009 08:54 AM (n1uMU)

65

“I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly

compared to this: "just air-raiding villages and killing civilians".8/13/07.

Posted by: willow at November 10, 2009 08:56 AM (GkYyh)

66 What is all this bugaboo about Anita Dunn and sex? Didn't I tell you that if you're in love with Chairman Mao, you're not going to make it with anyone anyhow. (paraphrased, cuz I'm dead).

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at November 10, 2009 08:56 AM (nxUYP)

67

W not only "beat him to it," but he and Laura did it without any fanfare or advance notice to anyone without a need-to-know.  The news only caught word of it as it was happening, or after-the-fact.

This is what shows you when something is a photo-op, and when it is not.

Posted by: reason at November 10, 2009 08:56 AM (XiVKO)

68 Oh and fuck you Yoko! Should have used you as a human shield when Chapman came.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at November 10, 2009 08:57 AM (nxUYP)

69

conscious,

i do for her illness, , but i hate her soul. hope that redeems me in some way.

Posted by: willow at November 10, 2009 08:58 AM (GkYyh)

70 I ask again.  Why are Leftist women so ugly?

Cock makes you conservative, unless you're a guy.  Lack of cock makes you angry.  Angry = Leftist.  QED.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 10, 2009 01:51 PM (lN56Y)

lollerz, that reminds me of the cock/pussy/assholes drunk-guy diatribe in the movie Team America. Pure comdey genius.

 

Posted by: Vergeltung at November 10, 2009 09:00 AM (jttPx)

71

All y'all can just get bent.  Beauty is nothing more than a social construct of The Patriarchy to try and make womyn want to have babies!

BABIES!

Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at November 10, 2009 09:00 AM (XiVKO)

72 Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at November 10, 2009 02:00 PM (XiVKO)

Shut up and fix me a sandwich bitch!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 10, 2009 09:03 AM (nxUYP)

73

Good Steyn piece on the sniper:

DESPERATELY SEEKING ANGRY WHITE MALES

Posted by: Cluebat from Exodar at November 10, 2009 09:05 AM (BuYeH)

74 Anita "Mao See Tongue" Dunn sticks her tongue just like a gekko catching insects.


Posted by: dries at November 10, 2009 09:19 AM (Jj/nr)

75 I had a co-worker with the identical symptoms;

I don't know what's weirder.  I had a co-worker that was slowly being changed into a woman.  For a while, he dressed like a woman, but talked like a man.  Meetings were real strange.

Posted by: CUS at November 10, 2009 09:21 AM (wOGfT)

76 That sound you hear, at the edge of the primeval forest?

Glenn Beck's war whoop!   He's just taken another scalp and is looking around for another victim.

Meanwhile, back at Fort Obama, the settlers are getting very nervous.

Posted by: DelD at November 10, 2009 09:22 AM (rC+/c)

77   Only one problem...she may well crawl under some rock, but she will continue to serve the Won from that new position.
  I wonder what her favorite quote from Mao is.
  I can recall only one... "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun."

Posted by: AlaskanInfidel at November 10, 2009 09:30 AM (ev+WZ)

78 like the Joker's least attractive moll. Not the Joker's moll. The Joker himself! Joker in BATMAN 3 to be Played By Brilliant New Actress!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 10, 2009 09:31 AM (ao5cQ)

79 http://tinyurl.com/ybgen6d

Posted by: John Lennon at November 10, 2009 09:50 AM (xxgag)

80 DiPaolo rips Obama good...

"People thought it would be the color of his skin that would be a problem. The problem isn't that, it's the thickness of it. If his skin were any thinner, he'd have a resevoir tip."


Posted by: krakatoa at November 10, 2009 09:55 AM (hQbvm)

81

OT, but this is the top thread: why China's growth may be a lie. The ChiComs share the same trait as their old Soviet counterparts in that they're entirely willing to lie if a lie is more palatable than the truth. China is overproducing and underconsuming, and the rest of the world isn't going to soak up all that extra capacity. The next time you hear someone pontificate about how China is the "superpower for the 21st century", point them at this article. I think India's growth is more "real" and more sustainable over the long term.

 

Posted by: Monty at November 10, 2009 10:53 AM (4Pleu)

82

OT, but this is the top thread

Actually, no it's not. That's what I get for not refreshing my webpage for awhile....

 

Posted by: Monty at November 10, 2009 10:58 AM (4Pleu)

83 Cock makes you conservative, unless you're a guy.  Lack of cock makes you angry.  Angry = Leftist.  QED.

No more.  Please.

Posted by: That Chicken at November 10, 2009 11:10 AM (SPSOE)

84

Anita Dunn is a fuckhead.

 

Posted by: klaatu at November 10, 2009 12:43 PM (hwC/7)

85 The one good thing about old lizard lips is that there hasn't been any flies in the WH since she's been there.  She is a first cousin to the monitor lizard. 

Posted by: Inspectorudy at November 10, 2009 12:45 PM (Vo1wX)

86

Good to see you around here, Monty.

The economic downturn can't be helping the modernizaion of the PLA or the PLA Navy.

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