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October 31, 2005

CBS' John Roberts: Alito Is "Sloppy Seconds"
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More fair and balanced -- and tasteful! -- quetions from our professional information preisthood.

Good Lord All Mighty.

Posted by: Ace at 08:15 AM | Comments (28)
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1 The irony is that the dimwit asking the question was John Roberts of CBS News.

A lot of pretty vulgar slang has made its way into common usage, though. Like calling someone a "dork" or a "scumbag".

Posted by: Monty at October 31, 2005 08:21 AM (8K26L)

2 If Alito is Sloppy Seconds, I don't even want to know what Janet Reno was.

After all, she came (heh) after Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood.

On second thought, however, given Clinton's history maybe CBS' phrasing would have made more sense.

Posted by: Jack M. at October 31, 2005 08:22 AM (w5x/T)

3 What the fuck? A few weeks back, Dean said Bush was playing "hide the salami." Now this?

Posted by: Hoke at October 31, 2005 08:24 AM (5HveT)

4 Janet Reno was a bukkeke

Posted by: at October 31, 2005 08:25 AM (Gi7oA)

5 Yeah, John. Kinda like how CBS passed you over for Schieffer. Or more like how it tasted when you kissed your wife last night after she finished gobbling my dirty, unwashed cock. For some reason she likes it that way. I won't go into the Cleveland Steamer thing as it would probably upset you.

Next question?

Posted by: The Warden at October 31, 2005 08:29 AM (Zxtyv)

6 Roberts (the CBS news reporter) went on to refer to the upcoming Senate hearings as a "gang-bang".

Posted by: Master of None at October 31, 2005 08:32 AM (YmKQd)

7 Ah. CBS. When you want your news to be the very worst (not to mention unreliable), turn to CBS (Crappy Bogus Substandard).

Geeze, reporters are sinking lower and lower, aren't they?

Posted by: Maranna at October 31, 2005 08:36 AM (m2H9b)

8 Kimba Wood (playboy bunny) was/is hot, though. I'd a gone second there.

Posted by: Sean at October 31, 2005 08:39 AM (etwyR)

9 Why does Drudge say this is "developing?" Shouldn't it be "IMPACTING HARD?"

Posted by: Megan at October 31, 2005 08:39 AM (XyQ+P)

10 Hey Maranna that's a great game!
CBS= Contemptible Bloviating Shits

Posted by: Iblis at October 31, 2005 08:40 AM (9221z)

11 The phrase "sloppy seconds" doesn't even make sense here other than that Alito was the second choice for SCotUS.

Now, if Miers had been borked for SCotUS and then submitted for an appellate court or something like that THEN the thing might make some sense. Instead we get this DP of a metaphor from a creampie of a correspondent.

Posted by: at October 31, 2005 08:46 AM (/Vw/7)

12 Iblis: How 'bout CBS = Crying Bellyaching Shills.

Posted by: Maranna at October 31, 2005 08:52 AM (m2H9b)

13 You oughta copyright "Professional Information Priesthood." That is priceless, and oh so true. You are the Hammer! Stay the course.

Posted by: Russ in COS at October 31, 2005 08:53 AM (D9N8p)

14 This reminds me of my favourite beef. I expect that the MSM will behave both foolishly and boorishly but when is the president going to appoint a DECENT press officer.

Scottie is always pretty much pathetic in replying to MSM drivel. What kind of response is " Not at all John "? Could he be any more dweebish ?

Surely there is someone at the WH who is willing to 'slice like a F*ckn Hammer' when the press idiots behave as complete jackasses.

Anyone ? Please .

Posted by: dougf at October 31, 2005 09:06 AM (STFua)

15 Janet Reno was a bukkeke

OK, I am now going to reveal my ignorance and ask what a "bukkeke" is. It sounds like some sort of mideastern pastry.

Although, with the association with Janet Reno, I can surmise it is not very complimentary.

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 31, 2005 09:08 AM (KQHZF)

16 "Mr. McClellan, did the President pass over Alberto Gonzalez because he was a dirty sanchez? Any comment on Harry Reid's donkey punch response?"

Posted by: Bill from INDC at October 31, 2005 09:17 AM (yZMsp)

17 OK, I am now going to reveal my ignorance and ask what a "bukkeke" is. It sounds like some sort of mideastern pastry.

Well, it is creamy. You'll need at least 3-4 "chefs" to whip you up the proper serving, however.

Posted by: The Warden at October 31, 2005 09:25 AM (Zxtyv)

18 One more tip, OregonMuse, don't google "watersports." It's not what you think it is.

Posted by: The Warden at October 31, 2005 09:27 AM (Zxtyv)

19 In a similar vein and for future reference, Karl Rove will be referred to as "Hot Karl" and any administration action taken against Democrats will be a "donkey punch".

Posted by: apotheosis at October 31, 2005 09:28 AM (KpdET)

20 Damn you, Bill.

Damn you to heck.

Posted by: apotheosis at October 31, 2005 09:30 AM (KpdET)

21 "Good evening. In the news today, President Bush bent Democratic Senstors over a barrel and plugged them up the squeakhole like an Indonesian prostitute. CBS News Legal Analyst Andrew Cohen has this report ..."

Posted by: Phinn at October 31, 2005 09:33 AM (DiZv6)

22 Maranna hmm...
Hows about: Copious Bullshit Society?

Posted by: Iblis at October 31, 2005 09:42 AM (9221z)

23 CBS the Communist Broadcasting System and just delete the C in CBS and you get what all their news is just plain cBS

Posted by: spurwing plover at October 31, 2005 09:45 AM (Zy1Y5)

24 JOHN KING, ABCNews: Mr. McClellan, I'm just wondering what the American people will think of this, oh I don't know, Cleveland Steamer of a nominee you've offered up.

McClellan: I'm not familiar with that term.

KING: Well, it's sort of a judicial Dutch oven, isn't it?

McClellan: Still nothing.

KING: I'm just saying it's, well, it's kind of like you're tearing out the eyes of the American people and skull fucking them, and then spraying your rocketsauce all over their frontal lobes.

MAUREEN DOWD: Will you marry me?

Posted by: ace at October 31, 2005 09:47 AM (UxtY9)

25 "John Roberts of CBS News"; what a miserable excuse for a human being. As long as the Republicans are attempting to get their shit back together, how about pulling this moron's White House Press Pass!

Posted by: Len-KC at October 31, 2005 03:55 PM (W+G6w)

26 CBS= See BS

Posted by: chuck at October 31, 2005 05:21 PM (5H/cc)

27 OK, I am now going to reveal my ignorance and ask what a "bukkeke" is. It sounds like some sort of mideastern pastry.

The word is "bukkake" - hope that ends the confusion.

Posted by: MTW at October 31, 2005 06:30 PM (niydV)

28 Incredibly inspiring article, Thank you !?!

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