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May 30, 2008

Caught on Video: Space Alien Peers Through Window, Pleasures Himself onto Gardenias
— Ace

Finally: proof of intelligent, sexy life beyond earth.

This is that "smoking gun proof" of a "living, breathing alien" as mentioned on Drudge.

The alien was quoted as saying Klaatu Niktu Baratu, which translates into "Did Megyn Kelly's bra come off at any point during her fight? How about any nipple-tweaking?"

The photoshops and audio-dubs are going to flow like wine with this one.

Posted by: Ace at 01:38 PM | Comments (60)
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1 This is a sign McCain will pick Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at May 30, 2008 01:44 PM (TEe1u)

Some of the comments over at youtube for this video are f'n funny. For example:

"To think, I wasted time watching this video instead of beating off with a gun in my mouth."

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 30, 2008 01:46 PM (FO+YO)

3 Yes, that alien asked me to probe him.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man in the World at May 30, 2008 01:46 PM (bbXZq)

4 This is a sign McCain will pick Mitt Romney.

Dennis Kucinich in a shrubbery = Mitt for veep?

Ok, I'll buy that.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at May 30, 2008 01:47 PM (JSO4h)

5 Wrong?

It's Klaatu Barata Niktu. If you had dared to say that phrase in the presence of the Necronomicon is would have been incorrect and you would have doomed Bruce Campbell to the Deadites.

Posted by: Aurvant at May 30, 2008 01:49 PM (pxdb9)

I saw this on South Park. There's more on their way

Posted by: Ted K. at May 30, 2008 02:08 PM (d/Awn)

7 Why is it I feel like I am watching Bluto from Animal House when he watched that one girl undress?

Posted by: eddiebear at May 30, 2008 02:08 PM (i8FOR)

8 Ace - check your closets lately? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080530/ap_on_re_as/japan_closet_woman

Posted by: Guy in Utah at May 30, 2008 02:12 PM (V3WTz)

9 Kill it n grill it.

Posted by: mesablue at May 30, 2008 02:16 PM (5yNaE)

10 Aurvant: Klaatu and his friend Gort would like to have a word with you over here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_the_Earth_Stood_Still_(1951_film)

Posted by: ECM at May 30, 2008 02:28 PM (q3V+C)

11 OregonMuse, I read the comments and they were funny. I liked this one...and I have no idea why: shakeyphil (4 hours ago) 0 Reply Denver? Denver. Yip yip yip! Mike Shanahan? Yip yip yip. White cracker ass rich people? Yip yip yip.

Posted by: Hongqi at May 30, 2008 02:45 PM (+WuMm)

12 Yeah a lot of aliens will just abduct you and probe your anus. This one must be the shy, romantic type.

Posted by: Maetenloch at May 30, 2008 03:02 PM (hn7Rm)

13 Yeah a lot of aliens will just abduct you and probe your anus.

Oh, I certainly hope so.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at May 30, 2008 03:09 PM (jyo/c)

14 Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

Posted by: Marvin The Martian at May 30, 2008 03:18 PM (UG2Ot)

15 All that technology and they can't even invent a tiny flying robot to do their peeking for them? When we discover warp speed we are going to make them our big-headed beoches.

Posted by: Saul Wall at May 30, 2008 03:21 PM (cdkP+)

16 That's no alien, that's a Ron Paul supporter.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 30, 2008 03:26 PM (c55NW)

17 Are you sure that wasn't a surveillance tape of Amy Whinehouse trying to score at here dealer's house?

Posted by: Fritz at May 30, 2008 03:32 PM (gjLdu)

18 This is Teh Video?

This?

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at May 30, 2008 03:36 PM (JBuzy)

19 Clearly, this proof of alien visitation is a huge victory for Moqtada Al-Sadr, and I think it's safe to say it wouldn't have happened without Iranian goodwill.

Posted by: TallDave at May 30, 2008 03:44 PM (5RXX+)

20 Clearly this is a harbinger of doom. I knew we were in trouble when we downgraded Pluto from a planet to a "dwarf planet". The Plutonians are pissed.

Posted by: Jack Bauer's Evil Brother at May 30, 2008 03:55 PM (Hlgqx)

21 Using Occam's razor, this is obviously an advanced being from another star system and not a rubber mask from the store down the street.

Posted by: Ostral-B Heretic at May 30, 2008 04:45 PM (9u8Jf)

That squirrel is WATER-SKIING!

Posted by: along came alleged aliens on video at May 30, 2008 05:14 PM (KrEjG)

23 Ace: As mentioned by Aurvant, Patricia Neal's line to the robot (Klatu) was "Klatu barrata nickto". In a recent interview Neal said she still remembers the line. BTW, I think Klatu had the hots for her.

Posted by: GarandFan at May 30, 2008 05:30 PM (eJ32B)

24 That's "Klaatu", youngster.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 30, 2008 05:32 PM (jyo/c)

25 NeckTIE!

Posted by: JarvisW at May 30, 2008 06:10 PM (8yPsP)

26 Proof of budget cuts with our alien overseers. They've gone from abduction and probing to just plain old peeping ET. And I think I saw that one in the cantina scene...

Posted by: TheSev at May 30, 2008 09:53 PM (bajTN)

27 How many liberals are from AREA 51?

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at May 31, 2008 05:30 AM (878xL)

This is actually different from the screenshots released to the press yesterday, so I'm going to call BS on this being it.

The sad thing is, it looks more realistic than the official screens, heh.

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