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December 30, 2008

Bill and Hillary Clinton to Drop Ball on New Year's, Assuming They Can Contain Their Unquenchable Sexual Passion for Each Other For Ten Minutes
— Ace

Personally, I doubt they can. They're like a couple of teenage sex-gibbons.

Let there be no doubt: 2009 will rock like no other ear has rocked before.

Related: Sweet, Anti-PUMA Caroline.

Cuffy's "You know" buzzer vid has been linked by Drudge, Breitbart, the LAT, and now CNN, incidentally.

Posted by: Ace at 10:06 AM | Comments (40)
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1 "Come with me and I'll show you the ball drop".....

still one of mt favorite pickup lines. I LUV NY!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 30, 2008 10:09 AM (Q1lie)

2 OT: The Blago/Burris press conference is going on right now.

The press is eating them alive.

Nice.

Posted by: mesablue at December 30, 2008 10:10 AM (5yNaE)

3 Vomit.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2008 10:11 AM (A0fZ7)

4 Who is eating whom alive?

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2008 10:12 AM (A0fZ7)

5 HAH!!

Taint!

Posted by: mesablue at December 30, 2008 10:13 AM (5yNaE)

6 the ball is 20 percent more energy efficient than last year's consuming only the same amount of energy per hour as it would take to operate two traditional home ovens.

Shit that's a lot of juice man. They call that efficient? Why the hell don't they use LEDs?

Posted by: Rocks at December 30, 2008 10:13 AM (Q1lie)

7 What a joke, they just let Bobby Rush walk up out of the crowd to speak.

What a ringing endorsement.

Posted by: mesablue at December 30, 2008 10:15 AM (5yNaE)

8 Teh funny . . . especially the "Related:" (is it just me?)

And, totally OT, but I read the archived AoS Sex-for-Money Skankathon the other day and almost died laughing. Awesome stuff, Ace!!

Posted by: CB at December 30, 2008 10:25 AM (9Wv2j)

9 Cuffy's piece also made it on to MSNBC.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2008 10:31 AM (VW9/y)

Right before the ball drops, they should do an open mouth soul kiss like Al and Tipper did.

Most of the watching audience wouldn't be able to keep any food down until at least March.

Posted by: JayC at December 30, 2008 10:40 AM (5e7C3)

11 Just wondering if SNL will bring back Will Farrell to play Caroline Kennedy. In fact, I demand it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 30, 2008 10:44 AM (B+qrE)

12 Ferrell. Dammit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 30, 2008 10:45 AM (B+qrE)

Why not.

Bill Clinton has already dropped the ball on Somalia, Oklahoma City, Twin Tower Bombing, Waco, Elian Gonzales, USS Cole, Kosovo, Riyadh, Dhahran, Kenya & Tanzania......

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2008 10:52 AM (E6GUg)

14 Wow, go Cuffy!!!

Posted by: mesablue at December 30, 2008 10:56 AM (5yNaE)

15 Is it me, or should the Clinton's avoid any activities involving "balls" of any sort.

K

Posted by: Kestrel♠ at December 30, 2008 10:57 AM (HjUww)

16 I didn't know winking was a verbal tic. Fuck you, CNN, you useless suckup fucking cockholsters.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 30, 2008 10:59 AM (2mu13)

13 Lemmiwinks

Right!

Posted by: mikeyslaw at December 30, 2008 11:03 AM (QMGr1)

18 You know, that Hillary's kinda hot.

Posted by: Roland Burris at December 30, 2008 11:09 AM (1/FwS)

19 Senator Burris (giggle)--you owe me one ergonomic keyboard.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 30, 2008 11:14 AM (B+qrE)

Cuffy's piece also made it on to MSNBC.

Holy crap, I didn't see that.

Perhaps all this activity explains why AP is sniffing around asking about my adding buzzers to their original video... Oh well, horse outta the barn now.

No worries, the newer Sweet Caroline video is takedown-free ... unless maybe your name is Eil-Nay Iamond-Day.

Thanks for the link, Ace.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at December 30, 2008 11:19 AM (uOvAE)

21 Wow don't you just hate it when they go for the popular president for this sort of thing.

Posted by: Sally at December 30, 2008 11:25 AM (RtnF0)

22 Maybe there just trying to give everyone a chance to reminisce about life under Bill. You know when the country wasn't running deficits and the economy hadn't been destroyed. Ah happy days.

Posted by: Sally at December 30, 2008 11:30 AM (RtnF0)

23 Alas, Zombie Reagan was otherwise occupied.

Posted by: nondescript chinaman at December 30, 2008 11:31 AM (PD1tk)

24 ....and I reminisce for the days when al Qaeda was left free to operate and plan operations against New York City because the President didn't want to make any difficult decisions. Obama himself basically called Clinton an inconsequential president.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 30, 2008 11:37 AM (n2eCn)

25 The fucking fish mittens at CNN should know winking and chewing gum at the same time are wholly possible, since one winks with their goddamned eye.

Posted by: Pope In the Woods at December 30, 2008 11:38 AM (m4hZ+)

26 #23 Well they couldn't very well use Reagan. Not unless you want to welcome in the new year watching some old fart drooling and crapping his pants.

Posted by: Wendy at December 30, 2008 12:11 PM (RtnF0)

27 That's weak, even by your standards. Your just phoning it in now.

Posted by: toby928 at December 30, 2008 12:21 PM (PD1tk)

Not unless you want to welcome in the new year watching some old fart drooling and crapping his pants.

Regis Philbin?

Posted by: jaleach at December 30, 2008 12:26 PM (gHrZU)

29 Naw....Dick Clark. But his face is tighter than Dick's hatband.

Posted by: pendejo grande at December 30, 2008 03:13 PM (tlpWV)

30 That's the first time I've ever seen any Princess Caroline video. In addition to the "you knows", she's a generally hideous public speaker. She has all the charisma of a recovering stroke victim. Maybe that shit's normal amongst the eastern elite. I don't really know.

Posted by: pendejo grande at December 30, 2008 03:16 PM (tlpWV)

31 faded jeans genes

Posted by: Frank G at December 30, 2008 05:02 PM (P0rQD)

32 Life is so unfair. Do you think any of this crap would be happening if Grandpa Joe was around to grea$e the skids? Poor Caroline's critics wouldn't even be able to buy a typewriter if the Old Man was around. Those were the days...

Posted by: thegreatbeast at December 30, 2008 11:48 PM (cJSH+)

33 They're going to evoke memories of the Clinton presidency so that people can say, "Hey, when he was president, the economy was in great shape!" Thus illustrating the "post hoc ergo propter hoc" fallacy, and starting 2009 on an educational note.

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