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February 21, 2007

"Beclowned"
— Ace

I wasn't as impressed with this Tim Blairism as Glenn Reynolds or the Pajamas Media editors were.

Sure, it's always fun to have a new word to play with, but it just didn't have the magic to me of, say, suddenly dusting off the word "jerkoff," which I haven't used since tenth grade, and marvelling at its sublime beauty. (Previous re-discoveries of passe curse words I've had fun with have been "hump," "tool," "chump," and, of course, the now passe again "douchebag.")

But maybe they're on to something -- because the execrable Tbogg seems to hate it:

The wingnuts have a new expression: beclowned. [Links omitted.]
Watch them work this to death over the next few days like a child who realizes he can get a reaction by repeating "poopy" over and over again. I guess this is the new "stuck on stupid" or "Democracy, Whiskey, Sexy!", which didn't quite pan out the way they thought it wuld.

Watch them work this to death over the next few days like a child who realizes he can get a reaction by repeating "poopy" over and over again.

This from the side of the aisle whose major contribution to invective has been six million variations on "Chimperor McHitlerburton" for the past six years.

Did I say that was their major contribution to invective? That understates it, doesn't it? That's been their primary contribution to political discourse, period.

I'd say "beclowned" is a damn-sight better than "Resident Chimpy McMonkeyMurderer" and its endless retarded variants.

Posted by: Ace at 02:35 PM | Comments (104)
Post contains 251 words, total size 2 kb.

Look, Pussy McVagisil - you are not equipped to understand all the nuances of the McHalliburchimpiness of the Commander in THIEF - get it? "THIEF" rhymes with "CHIEF".

Now shut up or I'll come over there with a papier mache puppet head and protest you!

Posted by: Abraxas at February 21, 2007 02:41 PM (hzrX+)

2 My favorite oldie is, "dick cheese."

Posted by: Scot at February 21, 2007 02:45 PM (qlZ26)

Apologies ... Forgot:

"You NAZI!!!!!1!!!!"\

So sorry. I should proof before posting ...

Posted by: Abraxas at February 21, 2007 02:47 PM (hzrX+)

4 So now we're insulting each other's insults? Clearly political discourse is alive and well in the ol' USA.

Posted by: JosephD at February 21, 2007 02:53 PM (bRhGP)

5 Wake me up when 'your mother wears combat boots' comes back.

A classic that can crush the most ruthless 'dozens' competitor. And the elderly. But mostly the elderly.

Posted by: Sweetie at February 21, 2007 02:58 PM (A6EEp)

6 beclowned is not a "new" word. Unless 1691 qualifies as new. Check your OED.

Posted by: RiverRat at February 21, 2007 03:17 PM (1ZNLc)

7 You mean you fascists aren't very creative? Anybody else surprised?

I'm sure you can do better if you pool the three synapses that you have together.

Posted by: FPJonze at February 21, 2007 03:17 PM (B9+zH)

8 Another one from my youth I like to use occasionally is "dicksmack." Go ahead, say it. It's fun.

Posted by: zetetic at February 21, 2007 03:26 PM (8PE7B)

9 Can somebody please ask me to get them a juice box? I'm bored.

Posted by: seattle slough at February 21, 2007 03:26 PM (H5l9d)

10 As in "Shut up and get me a juice box, FPJonze, you dicksmack."

Posted by: zetetic at February 21, 2007 03:26 PM (8PE7B)

11 Some of your parents should have been punching their beclowns instead of procreating.

Posted by: FPJonze at February 21, 2007 03:27 PM (B9+zH)

12 >>I'm sure you can do better if you pool the three synapses that you have together.

Horrible grammar, dickhead. He's one of your fellow travelers, seattle. Maybe you can get juice boxes for each other.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2007 03:30 PM (t+mja)

13 Twatty McGhee is another one.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at February 21, 2007 03:30 PM (QTv8u)

14 FPJonez, do you not know who I am?

You must not know who I am.

I am the Juggernaut, bitchhhhhhh.

Posted by: Juggernaut at February 21, 2007 03:33 PM (J1TOa)

15 Well, I've always been partial to the moronic insults from Army of Darkness...

primitive screwheads
she-bitch
primates
little goody two-shoes
Mister Fancypants

Of course, that's because I have no imagination.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 21, 2007 03:35 PM (tVbxd)

16 You, you, you, gunky!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 21, 2007 03:44 PM (//59H)

(Previous re-discoveries of passe curse words I've had fun with have been "hump," "tool," "chump," and, of course, the now passe again "douchebag.")

"Junk" was always my favorite. And the ubiquitious "asshat".

They're both just so....right.

Posted by: Memory Full at February 21, 2007 03:45 PM (41Dd+)

18 Now shut up or I'll come over there with a papier mache puppet head and protest you!

HAH...or the dreaded "kiss float" - you know that really effective piece of decorated machinery they stalked scardey pants Rape Gurney Joe with?

Posted by: topsecretk9 at February 21, 2007 03:47 PM (gKsv7)

19 You mean you fascists aren't very creative? Anybody else surprised?

I'm sure you can do better if you pool the three synapses that you have together.

Wow. I thought I was good at imitating brain dead Leftists. Brother, you take the cake.

You Nazi.

Posted by: Abraxas at February 21, 2007 03:50 PM (hzrX+)

20 This German kid's getting seriously beclowned.

Posted by: See-Dubya at February 21, 2007 03:52 PM (Ajthm)

21 Needle dick and prick-nosed bastard have allows appealed to me.

Posted by: Toby928 at February 21, 2007 03:53 PM (ATbKm)

I haven't heard scuz in a long time. Or scumbucket.

Posted by: Nice Deb at February 21, 2007 03:53 PM (ljF62)

23 allows? always

Posted by: Toby928 at February 21, 2007 03:53 PM (ATbKm)

24 Nice Deb,

Don't be a skank.

Posted by: Rosetta at February 21, 2007 03:58 PM (omkIU)

25 HAH...or the dreaded "kiss float"

Don't laugh - for them, that's a symbol of ultimate derision.

That and the drum circle. Although, to be fair, they do need to butch it up some - "The Drum Circle of Death" or "The Drum Circle of Political Impotency".

Hmm. Impotency or Death - Sounds like an Eddy Izzard sketch.

Or a late night meeting with Hillary.

Posted by: at February 21, 2007 04:07 PM (hzrX+)

26 HAH...or the dreaded "kiss float"

Don't laugh - for them, that's a symbol of ultimate derision.

That and the drum circle. Although, to be fair, they do need to butch it up some - "The Drum Circle of Death" or "The Drum Circle of Political Impotency".

Hmm. Impotency or Death - Sounds like an Eddy Izzard sketch.

Or a late night meeting with Hillary.

Posted by: Abraxas at February 21, 2007 04:07 PM (hzrX+)

27 HAH...or the dreaded "kiss float"

Don't laugh - for them, that's a symbol of ultimate derision.

That and the drum circle. Although, to be fair, they do need to butch it up some - "The Drum Circle of Death" or "The Drum Circle of Political Impotency".

Hmm. Impotency or Death - Sounds like an Eddy Izzard sketch.

Or a late night meeting with Hillary.

Ick.

Posted by: Abraxas at February 21, 2007 04:08 PM (hzrX+)

28 I fought the browser and the browser won.

Posted by: Abraxas at February 21, 2007 04:12 PM (hzrX+)

29 Okay, I'm going to be a schmuck and link myself one last time, since Top Secret K9 brought up the Kiss Float.

Posted by: See-Dubya at February 21, 2007 04:14 PM (Ajthm)

30 My favourite is "Faggoty Maggot".

Posted by: Tushar D at February 21, 2007 04:15 PM (9ULFg)

31 I miss goober, booger, snot nose/snot breath and wiener.

Posted by: max at February 21, 2007 04:16 PM (210f1)

32 Nice Deb,

You're not really a skank. I was only kidding.

Tushar,

Are you still at work or can I link farm porn?

Posted by: Rosetta at February 21, 2007 04:17 PM (omkIU)

33 Go ahead, Rosetta.
When did you install the webcam in your barn?

Posted by: Tushar D at February 21, 2007 04:21 PM (9ULFg)

34 ...and its endless retarded variants.

Please, we have nothing to do with TBogg and the rest of those...I don't know, whatever you call grown men and women with grade school-level IQs.

Posted by: Retards at February 21, 2007 04:24 PM (Pt3Le)

When did you install the webcam in your barn?

Who are you funny man and what have you done with our friend Tushar?

Posted by: Rosetta at February 21, 2007 04:46 PM (omkIU)

You're not really a skank. I was only kidding.

Uh huh....I think you owe me a juicebox for that one.

And make it snappy!

Posted by: Nice Deb at February 21, 2007 04:50 PM (ljF62)

37 Hey Tushar, notice Rosetta conveniently dodged the question?

Posted by: pajama momma at February 21, 2007 04:56 PM (Pzdiv)

38 We did not know the epithets "dickhole" or "dickpipe" in my youth. I learned those words from watching South Park.

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 21, 2007 04:58 PM (dA8LR)

39 Dickweed was a popular one I recall.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 21, 2007 05:05 PM (//59H)

40 ohmygawd, you guys are total dweebs

Posted by: pajama momma at February 21, 2007 05:16 PM (Pzdiv)

41 fuckstick, cockbreath, ryan

Posted by: Carl Hungus at February 21, 2007 05:18 PM (bWkaR)

42 --Okay, I'm going to be a schmuck and link myself one last time, since Top Secret K9 brought up the Kiss Float.--

Crap, the link isn't working for me...because I just loooove me some laughs over the highly effective "kiss float" , especially since Hamsher swore it was scaring Holy Joe to pieces and of course, single handedly, would deprive blackface Joe the election win.

Posted by: topsecretk9 at February 21, 2007 05:26 PM (e7Q4z)

Preznit -

Mustn't forget 'Preznit'.

It's always teh funny and never goes out of style, not even if Walt Kelly himself came back from the dead to beat the living hell out of The Bodg.

My personal favorite is the use of 'The Mighty Wurlitzer' by people who don't understand that the Wurlitzer is a pipe organ. I *think* Ms. Marcotte was a prime offender on this. You'd end up with these earnest, yet mixed, metaphors.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 21, 2007 05:35 PM (Pkdqo)

44 douchebag has been done and re-done. HOWEVER douche-nozzle has that shiney new icky freshness to it. Almost always stops the recipeint in their tracks while they go WhaaWHAT?!

Posted by: BlackSocks at February 21, 2007 05:38 PM (XcsL/)

45 I think you owe me a juicebox for that one.

Grape or orange?

Posted by: Rosetta at February 21, 2007 05:44 PM (omkIU)

46 Hell, in Columbia it's more like "declowned"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6382919.stm

Posted by: Ken at February 21, 2007 05:46 PM (tan2i)

47 Hey Tushar, notice Rosetta conveniently dodged the question?

The irony is that I have a "specially trained" donkey named pajama momma.

What are the odds?

Posted by: Rosetta at February 21, 2007 05:46 PM (omkIU)

48 Dave

Yep, dickweed was used a lot in west texas. also dipshit.
dickweed still has a nice ring to it. dickweed, dickweed. sounds almost like a foreign language if you say it enough.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at February 21, 2007 05:48 PM (ivSjw)

49 The irony is that I have a "specially trained" donkey named pajama momma.
Specifically trained donkey my "ass". Get it? Ahahahaha, I'm so clever.

Posted by: pajama momma at February 21, 2007 05:48 PM (Pzdiv)

Grape or orange?

Kiwi Strawberry, thank you very much.

Posted by: Nice Deb at February 21, 2007 05:52 PM (ljF62)

51 Peckerwood is also good.

Posted by: Toby928 at February 21, 2007 05:53 PM (ATbKm)

Kiwi Strawberry, thank you very much.

Get him/her Nice Deb! He's been out of control far too long.

Posted by: pajama momma at February 21, 2007 05:54 PM (Pzdiv)

53 Wake me up when 'your mother wears combat boots' comes back.
A classic that can crush the most ruthless 'dozens' competitor. And the elderly. But mostly the elderly.

Unless the mother in question comes from Eastern Europe/Russia, in which case, they might be utterly correct.

Posted by: cheshirecat at February 21, 2007 06:07 PM (hpemy)

54 Kiwi Strawberry, thank you very much.

Eck! Seriously? Do you want vodka or Jack with that?

Specifically trained donkey my "ass". Get it? Ahahahaha, I'm so clever.

pj momma, I can't help you if you won't read the books I recommend.

Please order THIS and read quietly to yourself.

Posted by: Rosetta at February 21, 2007 06:15 PM (omkIU)

55 Cocksucker. Heh heh. Cocksucker.

Posted by: at February 21, 2007 06:20 PM (Pt3Le)

56 Mom?

Posted by: Rosetta at February 21, 2007 06:47 PM (omkIU)

Rosetta, beclowned:

http://myspace-362.vo.llnwd.net/00118/26/36/118006362_m.jpg

Posted by: Nice Deb at February 21, 2007 07:02 PM (ljF62)

58 Nice Deb,

I like you which is why I will feel badly kicking your ass.

At least that was less offensive than pj momma's chub porn.

*shudder wretch vomit*

Posted by: Rosetta at February 21, 2007 07:07 PM (omkIU)

59 DON'T REMIND ME!

Posted by: Nice Deb at February 21, 2007 07:13 PM (ljF62)

60 She deserves a flame war directed only at her for that offense.

*gag spit*

Enjoy your juice box and vodka, Nice Deb.

Posted by: Rosetta at February 21, 2007 07:21 PM (omkIU)

61 When I was working on a line, shit-stain was pretty common.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at February 21, 2007 07:22 PM (QTv8u)

62 Ever heard of shithook?

Posted by: Nice Deb at February 21, 2007 07:30 PM (ljF62)

63 Thanks for the juice box and vodka, Rosetta, it really hit the spot.

Posted by: Nice Deb at February 21, 2007 07:31 PM (ljF62)

64 Nogoodnik.

Shirkaday.

Minge-breath.

Spoogemouth.

Posted by: Knemon at February 21, 2007 07:40 PM (LgEUS)

65 I don't think any of those have the "it" factor knemon.

Posted by: wickedpinto at February 21, 2007 07:47 PM (QTv8u)

66 Blogger.

Posted by: sandy burger at February 21, 2007 07:57 PM (cOUw0)

67 In my youth we used "dildo" and "cock breath" a lot.

I'm also pretty partial to "crayon".

Whenever I need to ressurect an insult, though, I make sure to re-watch "Full Metal Jacket". That drill sergeant never stops being funny.

Posted by: Serenity at February 22, 2007 04:09 AM (ysn3/)

68 fuckwad, twat, cumbucket

Posted by: roc ingersol at February 22, 2007 04:48 AM (m2CN7)

69 I broke out fucktard the other day, love that one.

Posted by: Darksbane at February 22, 2007 05:17 AM (AAMd9)

70 Cumsocket, walking sphincter

Posted by: spongeworthy at February 22, 2007 05:43 AM (uSomN)

71 Dirtbag, shitheel

Posted by: lauraw at February 22, 2007 06:05 AM (AQ6Pv)

72 Cockgobbler.

Posted by: ashamed to sign at February 22, 2007 06:11 AM (jLaN6)

73 hoser

Posted by: pajama momma at February 22, 2007 06:15 AM (Pzdiv)

Asspod.

Assface.

Dork. Scum. Loser.

And I always think of the Important Action Alert from Blazing Saddles--

"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists."

Posted by: Some Guy at February 22, 2007 06:58 AM (lPxkl)

75 Mike

Posted by: wiserbud at February 22, 2007 07:12 AM (1tlBF)

'Cubs fan' is pretty deadly on the South Side of Chicago. And for internet use,

'friend of Tboggs' packs a real wallop.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 22, 2007 07:45 AM (WTn2v)

Asshole, asshat, assmunch, assturd, fatass, dumbass.

All the variations of ass, are winners in my book.

Posted by: Nice Deb at February 22, 2007 08:34 AM (LuZYb)

78 And I didn't have a problem with any of those words, Rosetta.

Posted by: Nice Deb at February 22, 2007 08:35 AM (LuZYb)

79 >>All the variations of ass, are winners in my book.

You and Rosetta have a lot in common.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2007 08:40 AM (t+mja)

80 I forgot assclown.

Posted by: Nice Deb at February 22, 2007 08:43 AM (LuZYb)

81 You made me think of it, Jack.

Posted by: Nice Deb at February 22, 2007 08:43 AM (LuZYb)

82 You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm an ASSCLOWN, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2007 08:54 AM (t+mja)

Asstastrophe.

Assaclysm.

Cranial rectoid.

Buttmuch.

Pimple on the ass of humanity.

Posted by: Some Guy at February 22, 2007 08:57 AM (lPxkl)

84 And I didn't have a problem with any of those words, Rosetta

Yes, your supreme assholiness!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 22, 2007 08:59 AM (pzen5)

85 These guys got de-clowned.

http://tinyurl.com/2xuzuo

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2007 09:05 AM (t+mja)

86 These guys got de-clowned.

Holy shit. Somebody just blew those clowns away!

Posted by: wiserbud at February 22, 2007 09:23 AM (1tlBF)

87 Do clowns being gunned down at a circus concern you?

'Cause that should concern everyone.

Posted by: Horatio Caines at February 22, 2007 09:26 AM (1tlBF)

88 All the variations of ass, are winners in my book.

Assity ass ass assing its assy ass assward.

Yes, your supreme assholiness!

Was that from Flesh Gordon?

Posted by: geoff at February 22, 2007 09:28 AM (cjoUz)

89 Wait, you mean to tell me "101st Fighting Keyboardists" isn't fucking gold?

Man. That one still wounds every time I have it launched at me.

Seriously. Slices through my soul like holy water sliced through the top few layers of that little Regan McNeal twat's skin.

Posted by: Jeff G at February 22, 2007 09:34 AM (U/QYV)

90 Hahaha, yeah, funny like an assclown, you amuse me Jack.

Posted by: Nice Deb at February 22, 2007 09:45 AM (LuZYb)

Somebody just blew those clowns away!

Some people really don't like clowns. Wow, very sad.

Posted by: Nice Deb at February 22, 2007 09:47 AM (LuZYb)

92 Hobo felcher

Posted by: WolfRunnerWoman at February 22, 2007 09:50 AM (miw/1)

93 aww.

I wouldn't shoot a clown.

but a mime?

hmmmm

geoff, I have no idea. friend of mine in college used to say it all the time. knowing Bobby it could well be true.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 22, 2007 09:52 AM (//59H)

94 Wait, you mean to tell me "101st Fighting Keyboardists" isn't fucking gold?

I've never liked it. I would prefer The Fighting Fingers of the 101st Keyboard Division but nobody asked me.

Tob

Posted by: Toby928 at February 22, 2007 10:07 AM (ATbKm)

95 And I didn't have a problem with any of those words, Rosetta.

I noticed, Nice Deb. I remember when you used to be all sweet and squeaky clean.

Now it's only a matter of time before you're the raunchiest, sickest commenter here.

I fear for my innocence.

Posted by: Rosetta at February 22, 2007 10:47 AM (omkIU)

No, silly, I didn't have a problem with the filter, like you said you've been having.

Don't worry, I have a looong way to go before I become the sickest and raunchiest commenter, here.

I think you and Jackstraw are vying for that top spot.

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