September 07, 2008
— Ace Damn!
If only he'd graduated a few years earlier! He would have had a whole necklace of Gook ears like an aloha lei!
The statement is thought to be the first time during the 19-month-long presidential campaign that the Democratic nominee for the White House has indicated he once wanted to serve in uniform. The aspiration was not mentioned in either of his two volumes of memoirs.Mr Obama was asked by George Stephanopoulos of ABC's "This Week" programme whether he'd ever thought about military service and replied: "You know, I actually did. I had to sign up for Selective Service [a means of conscription in case of war] when I graduated from high school.
"And I was growing up in Hawaii. And I have friends whose parents were in the military. There are a lot of Army, military bases there.
"And I actually always thought of the military as an ennobling and, you know, honourable option. But keep in mind that I graduated in 1979. The Vietnam War had come to an end. We weren't engaged in an active military conflict at that point. And so, it's not an option that I ever decided to pursue."
Some men are just sadly born under an unlucky star.
Vote for Barack Obama
It is only due to bad timing he didn't get his chance to kill livestock, cut off ears, ravage villages, blow up bodies, and behave in a fashion reminiscent of Jenjhis Khan.
Wow. Those internals must be really, really awesome for Obama.
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Posted by: Jayne Cobb at September 07, 2008 04:04 PM (J1+ZF)
Posted by: Timothy Watson at September 07, 2008 04:06 PM (604CD)
I believe this as much as believe Hillary wanted to join the Marines.
Posted by: DrewM. at September 07, 2008 04:06 PM (hlYel)
Posted by: JavaJoe at September 07, 2008 04:08 PM (Am6n/)
Posted by: Reiver at September 07, 2008 04:09 PM (s7h/P)
Posted by: Timothy Watson at September 07, 2008 04:10 PM (604CD)
I was going to join the Peace Corps after I graduated but once the Cold War ended I just assumed their work was done.
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 07, 2008 04:11 PM (4ZOxD)
Posted by: PoconoJoe at September 07, 2008 04:11 PM (e7o2T)
Posted by: Kestrel at September 07, 2008 04:12 PM (gBnKJ)
Correct me if I am wrong, but doesnt the US need to train a military army when its peace, *in case* there is war? Or should they start from scratch each time they are attacked?
Also, I am not a historian or anything, but wasnt there this thing called the Cold War against the Soviet Union?
Ps. There were 52 hostages, not a couple of hundred.
Posted by: Teller at September 07, 2008 04:12 PM (ZLdt9)
Clinton: Dreamed of being an astronaut.
Hmmm, I'm noticing a pattern, here. Funny how all these Democrats wind up lawyers/activists/political hacks instead of astronauts, soldiers, and fighter pilots.
Posted by: Bart at September 07, 2008 04:12 PM (h66Dm)
So, we get "well, I thought about joining the military once" and the closest he ever actually got to that was driving by military bases and seeing "army people" when he lived with his grandparents.
Which means that the first and only time this bozo thought about joining the military was when he was 10.
Posted by: kat-missouri at September 07, 2008 04:12 PM (io+Si)
Posted by: eman at September 07, 2008 04:12 PM (6VBMO)
Posted by: liontooth at September 07, 2008 04:13 PM (n3pxb)
Posted by: chewydog at September 07, 2008 04:13 PM (gezJA)
Posted by: Reiver at September 07, 2008 04:13 PM (s7h/P)
As opposed to a fightin' man like yourself, ace, who likes a war so long as he can blog about it.
Posted by: ergastularius at September 07, 2008 04:14 PM (hlqq7)
As a '78 grad, I can kinda relate. The armed services in those post Viet Name years were not the well oiled, well respected organizations that they became later starting in the Reagan years. The word on the street in those days, as best I recall, was that there was a lot of doping and general fucking off going on on bases and ships everywhere. As an 18 year old, I never considered it as an option. I wanted to get my 4 years of college out of the way and get on with life. If anyone could know O's heart for sure, I'd guess that he was of the same stance and probably even more so. He's lying out his ass now to try to get back to the center. The nuts who nominated him understand where his heart truly lies.
Posted by: pendejo grande at September 07, 2008 04:15 PM (qN0f5)
If he had actually raised his right hand and taken the oath he would have been either a Desert Storm vet, a "Just Cause" vet, a Bosnia vet, a Kosovo vet, or an Iraq vet. So he would have gotten his chance.
Evidently Barry thinks everyone to the right of him is lapping this line of bullshit up. Instead, everyone to the right of him now knows he's a pussy. As if we didn't already know.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 07, 2008 04:16 PM (CEU6j)
Posted by: Bart at September 07, 2008 04:16 PM (h66Dm)
Posted by: liontooth at September 07, 2008 04:17 PM (n3pxb)
"Some men are just sadly born under an unlucky star."
As opposed to a fightin' man like yourself, ace, who likes a war so long as he can blog about it.
Posted by: ergastularius at September 07, 2008 09:14 PM (hlqq7)
Ace ain't running.
Posted by: hercules at September 07, 2008 04:18 PM (wzFiU)
Posted by: Louis Hussein's Lues at September 07, 2008 04:18 PM (PpSTh)
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 07, 2008 04:18 PM (KOkrW)
Posted by: PoconoJoe at September 07, 2008 04:20 PM (e7o2T)
Also- I don't believe him for a second. This friggin' mook has been climbing the ladder, seeking personal validation since day one. His whole world revolves around convincing himself he's wonderful.
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 07, 2008 04:21 PM (KOkrW)
Posted by: eman at September 07, 2008 04:22 PM (6VBMO)
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 07, 2008 04:22 PM (KOkrW)
Actually, I wanted to be a flight surgeon but I was hit by a car my senior year in high school and so ended my military career.
Fast forward three years (1984) and in medical school I had many classmates (maybe 12 or more out of 120) who had commissions.
Fast forward a few years more (1990) and most of them were active duty in the First Gulf War, some on ships, others in theater.
Had Barack Hussein Obama II actually joined the military when he said he wanted to, and with a little luck and emphasis on rising in the ranks, he too could have fought in a real war.
He could have gone to law school, become a JAG, all in all it would have been pretty cool.
Just sayin'.
By the way, he pink "Vote for Barack Obama" is a nice touch.
Just sayin', again.
Posted by: MeTooThen at September 07, 2008 04:23 PM (PrrJp)
Yes, but he left off the umlaut over the first "u"
Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 07, 2008 04:25 PM (CEU6j)
Posted by: billypaintbrush at September 07, 2008 04:25 PM (C+8QQ)
Wow. Just wow. I nearly spit up my beer. That line was worth a hit on the tip jar alone...
Posted by: Wineball2000 at September 07, 2008 04:26 PM (EVx81)
The Korean War was over, so there was no reason for him to join either!
Posted by: Timothy Watson at September 07, 2008 04:26 PM (604CD)
Posted by: That Dell Computer guy at September 07, 2008 04:28 PM (n3pxb)
You know, there are still a bunch of army bases here in Honolulu, if fact theres also navy, airforce, marine and coast guard. How many did he visit during his week off?
Nada says Big Rudy G.! Shows how much he cares about the military.
So as far as Obamayomama goes, screw him twice that piece of crap pole smoker.
Posted by: navycopjoe at September 07, 2008 04:29 PM (xz/YV)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama F. Kerry at September 07, 2008 04:29 PM (h66Dm)
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at September 07, 2008 04:31 PM (R7LgM)
LOL... me too, but then--about 1/3rd of a second later--I finished checking the little box on the selective service form, so I started thinking about pizza.
Posted by: DaveS at September 07, 2008 04:32 PM (pGdsh)
Posted by: toby hussein 928 at September 07, 2008 04:32 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Timothy Watson at September 07, 2008 04:33 PM (604CD)
You are a couple years ahead of me, and I agree with you both.
Despite the fact that I believe little or nothing Barack Hussein Obama II says, I think there may be some truth to what he says about "thinking about enlisting."
A lot of guys think about it. My father was in the Air Corps during WWII, although he washed out as a pilot and never went overseas, I thought his military experience sounded exciting, and patriotic, and yet, he thought I was nuts to join unless there was a "shooting war" or some other national emergency.
Yes, the Junior Senator from Illinois is a career opportunist, shameless self-promoter, and do-nothing, say-anything phony.
But, there might be some truth to this one.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: MeTooThen at September 07, 2008 04:35 PM (PrrJp)
What he's saying is that (with the necessary I-don't-look-down-on-the-military platitudes) even if he'd wanted to go into the service (which he didn't) the military had a bad odor in the immediate post-Vietnam era. It was demoralized and defunded and didn't look to be something you'd want to invest your future in.
That was my own situation as well. Looking back on it now, with the Reagan years to come, I probably would be a better person today if I'd done my ROTC and gone in. Water under the bridge.
This is largely my take on the Kerry-vs-Bush situation as well - when Kerry came of age, the Kennedy bloom was still on the rose and you needed your combat ticket punched to be able to put 'leadership' on your resume. Bush came along a couple years later, and Vietnam and the military in general looked less like a necessary step in a political career and more like the graveyard of one. So he hedged his bets.
Posted by: mrkwong at September 07, 2008 04:37 PM (G8Eo0)
Posted by: Your Brah at September 07, 2008 04:38 PM (bHU/F)
Yeah, because wartime is the only time the military actually does anything. That explains all those 14-hour days Hubby spent at work for 20 years, not to mention the fact that the military was still standing alert due to the Cold War up until '91.
Obama, there's nothing wrong with admitting you aren't the Military Type; it takes a certain kind of person and you aren't it. In fact, Military Types prefer that non-Military Types stay the heck out of the military so you don't slow them down.
But then, they also prefer the non-Military Types to STFU and let them do their jobs. So, please, just embrace the proper role of being a non-Military Type; you'll win over more voters that way.
Well, maybe. I doubt you're going to pull more than 20 percent of the Vet vote.
Posted by: Barbelle at September 07, 2008 04:40 PM (qF8q3)
Hey now! I didn't pillage or ravage anything during that war. I was only 6 y.o. and living in a trailer park near Ft. Bragg, N.C.
Dad was off doing all that shit in the jungles of Vietnam. My primary concern was when the next episode of Gilligan's Island would be on.
And also trying to smother my newborn brother in his crib because I believed he'd be a potential threat to my Hot Wheels monopoly in the living room.
Posted by: genghis at September 07, 2008 04:41 PM (HwY1l)
Posted by: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman at September 07, 2008 04:43 PM (0FHr8)
Damn you mean I wasted all that time in the High Desert of California working 16 hour days 7 days a week on fighter jets to train new Pilots at George AFB in Victorville CA? And the 8 or so Pilots that died during peacetime training missions while I was their also died in vain?.And multiply that world wide.
And what a waste it was when I drove over to Edwards AFB on July 4th 82' to watch the Space Shuttle land and President Reagan welcome the crew home and address the nation.
Who knew?????????
Obama you ignorant bastard rot in hell and get out of my country! FU
Posted by: TJnVA at September 07, 2008 04:51 PM (UZSIS)
Posted by: mr.frakypants at September 07, 2008 04:52 PM (ZA24H)
Posted by: oneyedman at September 07, 2008 04:56 PM (2HVuf)
Posted by: redherkey at September 07, 2008 04:57 PM (kjqFg)
I bet the One wanted to be in the Navy. In the Navy. Someone wrote a song about that, didn't they?
Anyway, those Navy uniforms are pretty snappy. Those all blue or all white uniforms with that cool floppy collar thingy. Those bell bottom pants. All topped off with that chick magnet little hat. Well, I see how that would be attractive to the One.
Me, all I ever wanted was a job that comes with a badge. Badges are cool.
Instead, all I got was that stupid embossing seal. Shit, even Notary Publics get an embossing seal.
Posted by: SlaveDog at September 07, 2008 04:58 PM (6Gy0q)
If he signed up for the draft he had almost zero chance of induction and can speak bravely about something that would have never happened anyway.
Posted by: RD at September 07, 2008 05:03 PM (yM31w)
He should have joined anyway. I joined during peace time and only had to wait a couple of years for a war.
Lay off the Navy. My sailor son is coming home pretty soon. Benches 395. Must be from swabbing decks.
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at September 07, 2008 05:06 PM (25884)
Posted by: wiserbud at September 07, 2008 05:10 PM (EW49d)
Obama, there's nothing wrong with admitting you aren't the Military Type; it takes a certain kind of person and you aren't it. In fact, Military Types prefer that non-Military Types stay the heck out of the military so you don't slow them down.
But then, they also prefer the non-Military Types to STFU and let them do their jobs. So, please, just embrace the proper role of being a non-Military Type; you'll win over more voters that way.
Well said.
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at September 07, 2008 05:11 PM (25884)
Posted by: Greg at September 07, 2008 05:11 PM (HIC1k)
I joined up in 1981 after the guys from teh Nimitz shot down those Libyans. Then other stoned pilots crashed and killed like 17 guys on the flight deck. My buddy asked the recruiter if the Navy supplied weed or did we have to bring our own.
Anyway, point is, it doesn't matter if there was a war on, it was great way to get free haircuts and meet women.
Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at September 07, 2008 05:11 PM (GGhvX)
Posted by: suedenim at September 07, 2008 05:11 PM (PUOpk)
The Vietnam War had come to an end. We weren't engaged in an active military conflict at that point. And so, it's not an option that I ever decided to pursue."
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What ever you say Barry.
To bad you didn't get a chance to be there with me, you worthless pile of shit.
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at September 07, 2008 05:19 PM (dzE9C)
Another lie.
Posted by: Denise at September 07, 2008 05:19 PM (2gBrm)
So his warrior pipe dream went up in a blue cloud of Maui Wowee with the pain eased by "the occasional blow"
I always wanted to be a Pro Football Star but since they weren't drafting citizens, I pursued other avenues.
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at September 07, 2008 05:22 PM (F1b/5)
54 I wanted to be a cowboy when I grew up. Then I wanted to be a fireman.
So how'd that turn out? I'm guessing you became a a cowboy that puts out fires. With his mind.
(strike back at will...you know I luv ya', but not in a Dave in Texas sorta' way)
Posted by: genghis at September 07, 2008 05:23 PM (HwY1l)
Yeah, you know, I once thought about getting on the web and trading mindless insults with a bunch of morons, but unfortunately . . .
oh, wait. I walk that walk. Fuck you, Cocksucker Obama.
Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at September 07, 2008 05:24 PM (+4UPl)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at September 07, 2008 05:27 PM (F1b/5)
Somebody correct me if I am wrong, BUT:
1. Obama graduated in 1979.
2. Selective Service was not reinstated until 1980, was it?
3. So, is Obama not being truthful (again?) or does he have a time machine the rest of us don't know about?
Of course, he could have signed up with selective service later, but HE is the ONE who was talking about signing up when he graduated high school.
Posted by: BattleofthePyramids at September 07, 2008 05:28 PM (JvAWI)
Barry is correct, there wasn't any war going on in 79. Well, at least until Iran unofficially declared it on the US on November 4th.
Posted by: FormerHostage at September 07, 2008 05:30 PM (TDX0K)
It's been 28 years. As much as I hate Obama, I'm not sure my memory would be perfect about something that happened that far back.
I still think he's lying about wanting to join though.
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at September 07, 2008 05:35 PM (25884)
You know, I think most American males consider the military, at least briefly. Obama wasn't rich, so it might have seemed like a decent way to pay for school - so I believe he thought about it, but this/:
"The Vietnam War had come to an end. We weren't engaged in an active military conflict at that point. And so, it's not an option that I ever decided to pursue."
is pure BS - it's like his way-overly complicated explanation for not wearing a flag pin - which he later had to abandon. Why not just say nothing.
On Bush - I think there were two elements - one, he didn't want to slog through the rice paddies carrying a rifle, and two, he wanted to be a pilot like his dad.
Posted by: Holdfast at September 07, 2008 05:41 PM (Gzb30)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 07, 2008 05:46 PM (n4xI6)
Posted by: wiserbud at September 07, 2008 05:53 PM (EW49d)
He intimates he signed up in Hawaii but he was in Los Angeles. Or was he?
He hasn't released those transcripts. Occidental does not list him as Notable Alumni although they list every celebrity who attended. Even those whom they note: Did not graduate. But then they list him in an article on their website, written September 2, 2008 as class of 1983 but only attended from fall '79 to spring '81. When he transferred to Columbia, where no one can remember him.
WTF
You would think having the next Leader Of The Free Citizens Of The Socialist World would classify as Notable Alumni!
JUST WHO THE FUCK IS BARACK OBAMA!?!?!?
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at September 07, 2008 06:00 PM (F1b/5)
Well, we're in a war now. Two of them, in fact. If Senator Obama still feels the call to arms, my guess is that the Illinois National Guard or the Army Reserve would take him. He's not too old, for desk work anyway, and he looks like he's in pretty good shape. It would be interesting to see him practice community organizing in Iraq or Afghanistan: helping the locals organize self-defense against al-Qaida or the Taliban would be a real contribution. Well, senator?
Posted by: Brown Line at September 07, 2008 06:03 PM (OMiLl)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 07, 2008 06:11 PM (ud5dN)
Posted by: embittered redleg at September 07, 2008 06:29 PM (STIoS)
There was a little fracas going on that people seem to forget about called the Cold War. I did some hairy shit on a submarine in the service of that one in places we weren't allowed to mention. On one day I'll never forget, we were seriously talking about what would happen to us if we were caught where we were (which seemed very likely at the time.)
Ronnie won that fucking war for us. And yeah, it was worth cranking up some debt to do it.
It wasn't until my 20th anniversary in the Navy that I was finally on a ship that fired a shot in anger. Shock and awe - lobbing cruise missiles from the Red Sea. Yes, I wrote a love note to Saddam on a Tomahawk and signed my name.
Just a few weeks ago I finally punched out. Yes, that was 25 years.
Barbelle absolutely nailed the military attitude toward non-military types. Yeah, Barry, you aren't the type. We know. We don't blame you for it if you'll just shut the fuck up about it and stay out of our way. Pretending you wanted to be like us just tells us you think we are stupid. STFU.
Mav/'Cuda 08!
Posted by: ConcernedCitizen at September 07, 2008 06:30 PM (hmDr/)
Actually, I think Barack Hussein Obama II is too old for the Reserves.
In 2004 I went to our local Air Force Reserve base to see if they needed docs.
I was told the cut-off for the Army Reserve is 39, Navy 42, and the Air Force 47.
Now, maybe it's different for docs, but BHO could sign on as a JAG or do something.
As for me, I met with the head neurologist in the Air Force, at the time they had 7 and they needed 27 (he told me they used to have 27 but in peace-time they cut back.)
Anyway, they closed the base (it was a C-130 unit and that was that.
Who knows, maybe they would still take him?
My congressman, Mark Kirk is a Reserve Naval Officer.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: MeTooThen at September 07, 2008 06:31 PM (PrrJp)
Posted by: baldilocks at September 07, 2008 06:34 PM (e3cTa)
Posted by: srone at September 07, 2008 06:44 PM (6hEhL)
As to joining, so what. I joined in '74; we weren't trading shots with anyone then, but there was no shortage of enemies to keep an eye on. Besides, I didn't join hoping to go to war, I joined to defend our nation. That was the only reason I needed. [FYI-1st generation American, my father escaped from E. Germany.]
BTW-do I believe him? Not for a f#^king minute.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at September 07, 2008 06:52 PM (fenBi)
Posted by: Your Brah at September 07, 2008 06:55 PM (bHU/F)
Posted by: maverick muse at September 07, 2008 07:03 PM (F1b/5)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 07, 2008 07:41 PM (2DtdN)
Here is the info on that:
http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/obama-did-obama-actually-register-for-selective-service/2/
After contacting the Selective Service System for an answer several times since late June, Pajamas Media obtained official confirmation from the Selective Service System via email that Barack Obama did indeed register for the Selective Service as required by law, and is eligible to run for the presidency.
Mr. Owens,
Barack Hussein Obama registered at a post office in Hawaii. The effective registration date was September 4, 1980.
His registration number is 61-1125539-1.
Daniel Amon
Public Affairs Specialist
Posted by: Denise at September 07, 2008 07:50 PM (2gBrm)
I actually always thought that being a self-absorbed, leftist peice of shit Chicago Senator politician community organizer with a Messiah complex to be an honourable option after high school. My parents would have kicked my ass had I done something that stupid, so I enlisted in the Marine Corps.
Posted by: DPR HUSSEIN VIII at September 07, 2008 08:19 PM (4XUD3)
Posted by: Sally at September 07, 2008 08:24 PM (Cd4Oq)
It is only due to bad timing he didn't get his chance to kill livestock, cut off ears, ravage villages, blow up bodies, and behave in a fashion reminiscent of Jenjhis Khan. You can do that in the peace time military, you just get in a lot of trouble.
Posted by: Hammer at September 07, 2008 08:30 PM (QtO87)
John "Rice Paddy Daddy" Kerry
Barry "Kuwait Kid" Obama
Fuck the two of you and the donkey you rode in on!
Posted by: Eeyore's Swinging Sack at September 07, 2008 08:32 PM (FmHHv)
I've had a chance to let Ace dork me in the sqeakhole with the barbed cock of Satan. But I decided to serve my country instead for the last 26 years of my life - both in war and in peace.
Sincerely,
Eeyore's Swinging Sack
PS - sorry to hear about your cash flow situation. Why don't you ask the government for a bailout?
Posted by: Eeyore's Swinging Sack at September 07, 2008 08:38 PM (FmHHv)
McCain's chops on this issue are unassailable. This is like a guard trying to drive the lane and dunk on Shaq.
What a nitwit. Textbook case of affirmative action.
Posted by: Warden at September 07, 2008 08:58 PM (KXbGD)
Is that Micahel Dukasis in the tank? No, it's Barry Obam pretending to be a soldier!
I guess even our socialist friend Barry didn't want to serve under the commander and peanut farmer, Jimmy Carter!!!!
Obama, keep them coming please! I hope you mention something about your Muslim faith soon! and something about your poor answer about abortion as well!
Wait, he said those things in the same interview? PRICELESS!
Posted by: Tom Brokaw, BBC NIGHTLY NEWS at September 07, 2008 10:28 PM (KTY+Y)
Posted by: Neo at September 08, 2008 12:33 AM (Yozw9)
Holy Crap was a pandering imbecile. Does he really think he can get away with this. What's next. "I once thought about having a baby with Down's Syndrome, but you know...".
I bet the only mention of the world "miltary" in any of his Testiments (Old and New) also has the world "industrial complex" or "Junta" in the same sentence.
Wasn't this guy admittedly heavily into cocaine and God knows what in his "late teenage years"? And we're supposed to swallow that he was thinking about joining the military?
Posted by: James at September 08, 2008 12:54 AM (mP5tw)
You and every other 18-year-old boy in the country, Senator! Sorry, but that doesn't make you a special little snowflake with a soft spot for the military.
Posted by: Tina at September 08, 2008 03:27 AM (lFbsc)
Posted by: Jonn Lilyea at September 08, 2008 03:41 AM (PsTGP)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 08, 2008 04:32 AM (6BgmB)
Hey, I graduated in 1979. I joined the Navy and did 6 years in submarines. Seemed plenty of good work to go around, chasing commies.
Ends up that even though we didn't get to acutally blow any of them up, we contributed to their downfall by making it clear we could. Not bad service overall I think.
Posted by: iamnot at September 08, 2008 05:23 AM (onj4J)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at September 08, 2008 05:29 AM (jyAaF)
Posted by: Eric Dondero at September 08, 2008 05:51 AM (bVFtN)
Oh, I see. Because there just is no need to join the armed forces unless you get to blow people up.
This will no doubt come as quite the surprise to the millions of Americans who have joined the military over the last several decades without such a motivation, right? Love of country, college tuition assistance, job training? Nah...bunker busters and human entrails, baby!
Posted by: Crush Liberalism at September 08, 2008 05:53 AM (8NiWI)
Remember that Hillary was going to join the Marines.
Anyway I wonder if Obama got any advice from his Commie sympathizing mentor, Frank, about joining up.
Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2008 06:16 AM (m2CN7)
So Barry claims: "You know, I actually did. I had to sign up for Selective Service [a means of conscription in case of war] when I graduated from high school."
Funny, I remember when Uncle Ron revived registration at the post office, which was cancelled during the Ford and Carter years. All the moonbats screamed the draft was coming. Why do I think Barry is fibbing again?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 08, 2008 06:22 AM (ujg0T)
Back in '62 I thought about becoming a priest. Yeah, and there was about as much chance of that happening as Barry becoming a military man.
So, instead I dropped out of high scholl and joined the Air Force. There was only the Cold War at the time, but you make do with what you have. Then that clot Loser Boy Johnson heated things up with a little foray into Southeast Asia. So after I got worn out baby raping, pilaging, and plundering, I got out and got a 'real job' after eight years of military savagery. But I really did want to be a priest. *snark* </sarc>
Barry I call you out as a snot bag stealer of valor. You are a pussy. You will always be a pussy. Live up (down?) to it boy.
Posted by: chuck in st paul at September 08, 2008 06:58 AM (jDpso)
Jose Ferrer gives a great surprise speech at the end of 'The Caine Mutiny', basically about how Fred MacMurray and his cronies are a bunch of cockholsters. Even though he represented the crew in the trial, he knew that Bogie deserved their support and respect, because he was out serving his country long before it was cool, before Pearl Harbor, before every guy knew he was never getting laid again if he didn't sign up.
Captain Queeg was out serving his country in the boring times, when there was no glory to be had. There is something to be said for that, too.
Posted by: Captain Atom at September 08, 2008 07:49 AM (y/ePn)
90 Heh, Those internal poll numbers must be going down faster than a Bangkok whore.
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Hey, show some respect for the girls in DaNang.....they were faster.
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