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November 30, 2008

Are You Ready For Some Football?
— DrewM

The Thanksgiving weekend is wrapping up and it's snowing here in the Northeast (my part of it at least)...it's definitely time for some football.

Of course, there is something to be said for warm weather as well.

Posted by: DrewM at 07:55 AM | Comments (86)
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1 And that something would be "Yummy!"

Posted by: sherlock at November 30, 2008 07:58 AM (8V5Ut)

Waiting for the first sexually-confused doll-humping moron to complain about some trivial aspect of this perfect 10 in 5...4...3

Posted by: VJay at November 30, 2008 07:59 AM (k87Wm)

3 Her chin is a little broad, and there's something vapid in her expression.

Posted by: Anyway, those dolls won't hump themselves at November 30, 2008 08:05 AM (l9Jho)

4 I'll complain. I'll complain that she's wearing clothes.

Posted by: Vinnie at November 30, 2008 08:22 AM (idf83)

5 Is she latina perhaps?

Posted by: pendejo grande at November 30, 2008 08:23 AM (iMnDJ)

6 unnh...unhh......aaahhhh.......ouch!

Posted by: inflatable doll at November 30, 2008 08:24 AM (iMnDJ)

7 I'd do her in a second. No really, I'd do her in a second. But I'd feel good.

Posted by: MAJHAM at November 30, 2008 08:32 AM (KhsMB)

8 Fake, fake, fake.

Posted by: Deuce Geary at November 30, 2008 08:33 AM (Q285d)

9 That fish on her belt...is that some sort of visual aid for the scent impaired?

Posted by: JavaJoe at November 30, 2008 08:38 AM (Am6n/)

10 "Fake, fake, fake." To be more precise: fake, fake.

Posted by: mark at November 30, 2008 08:44 AM (o1Fa3)

11 I'm sorry...what?

Posted by: kiffen at November 30, 2008 08:46 AM (XnuxH)

12 I liked the last one

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/cheeleader%20jags.jpg

Posted by: Village Idiot at November 30, 2008 08:50 AM (NJvYJ)

13 That cheerleader? I banged her!

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at November 30, 2008 08:50 AM (id7IM)

14 My biggest problem with the photo is that she's not performing her routine in my bedroom. Hey, what's this plastic thing doing here?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2008 08:51 AM (VLxln)

15 You know I was just thinking she looks just like my girlfriend. Then I woke up.

Posted by: eman at November 30, 2008 08:53 AM (PI3vs)

16 Her nostrils are too big. I think I see a hair.

Posted by: eman at November 30, 2008 08:54 AM (PI3vs)

17 Oh my, I'm definitely in love! Or lust! Or something!

Posted by: AZDREAMER at November 30, 2008 09:07 AM (VMUpX)

18 Since there is no thread of the day, I'll post it here: Photos for Morons This guy was an aerial photographer during WW2. Nice candid shots of life in England. Nobody looks dated. And bombers! The Liberator painted to look like a shark is very cool. We appear to be very good at taking out bridges though a few innocent farm fields got killed, too.

Posted by: Remember the Kat-Mo! at November 30, 2008 09:08 AM (s7gH7)

19 Mighty armadas unfurled their sails in the seaports of my groin.

Oh what the fuck...SCHWING!!!

Posted by: LtE113(Mike in Chicago) at November 30, 2008 09:08 AM (/L1AV)

20 Her tits are fake and a sign of her subjugation and subservience to the patriarchy. Womyn must kill this harpy to stand up for her rights!

Posted by: Whiny Leftists at November 30, 2008 09:10 AM (9Vu+H)

21 She has that, "I'm going to kill all the male children born" look on her face.

Posted by: JavaJoe at November 30, 2008 09:16 AM (Am6n/)

22 So they're bought, who the hell cares! It's a beautiful thing!

Posted by: AZDREAMER at November 30, 2008 09:17 AM (VMUpX)

We need a thread on David Ignatius - foreign policy genius at the WAPO ... he's ragging on Bush (gasp) for not stopping Iran from getting the bomb, after he and his asshole buddies told everbody for the last 8 years not to let Bush go unilateral on them and let the Euros and the fucking UN take care of things. That didn't work out so well, and now its Bush's fault.

I really wish Ignatius and about 500 of his closest friends in the media could enjoy the rewards that come to those who speak truth to power in Teheran, instead of doing their shitty lying here.

This poster seems appropriate, and check out the "Perfect for..." suggestions below. I hope the fucker who wrote that "everywhere but here" shit wasn't serious.

Posted by: sherlock at November 30, 2008 09:25 AM (8V5Ut)

24 Sorry I had to dump her ... just not hot enough! She was devastated.

Posted by: Wolverine at November 30, 2008 09:34 AM (N7EnR)

25 She seems to have a vagina in her armpit.

Posted by: Barbula at November 30, 2008 09:36 AM (UKP1H)

26 She seems to have a vagina in her armpit.

I'd hit that too!

Posted by: RFA at November 30, 2008 09:44 AM (SI1K/)

27 If any of y'all need me, I'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 30, 2008 09:56 AM (1hM1d)

28 I liked the last one http://ace.mu.nu/archives/cheeleader%20jags.jpg I'll be returning to my bunk...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 30, 2008 09:58 AM (1hM1d)

29 Her right bicep looks out of fake. My lesbian girlfriend is better looking. She is of Iranian descent but is very Liberal. She is the Black Goat of her family.

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at November 30, 2008 10:20 AM (oIvn7)

30 Not as hot as the SUNMAID raisin chick.

Posted by: Winston at November 30, 2008 10:42 AM (s+u42)

31 Ball dipalicious. that is all.

Posted by: Modgi at November 30, 2008 11:01 AM (atJ/J)

32 Oh, and that armpit would serve as a fine cockholster.

Posted by: Modgi at November 30, 2008 11:02 AM (atJ/J)

I liked the last one

Gorgeous face. Flat as a board. When I see a chick in the flesh trade demonstrably lacking the self-respect necessary to purchase the necessary tools of her profession, I just shake my head in disgust.

This chick, on the other hand, gets it.

Posted by: VJay at November 30, 2008 11:12 AM (k87Wm)

34 Da boom-boom? Earthquake or shuttle landing?

Posted by: Remember the Kat-Mo! at November 30, 2008 11:23 AM (s7gH7)

35 Some of you morons with the predictable "I'd hit it comment" would in all probability also hit Aunt Jemima, knowing well she was Jimmah Cartah's favorite.

Posted by: Fish at November 30, 2008 11:27 AM (6Rihj)

36 she does nothing for me.

Posted by: Parafin Pete in Podunk at November 30, 2008 11:28 AM (EVmYn)

37 She could strap on a dildo and vasline my ass up anyday.

Posted by: demoncrat at November 30, 2008 11:32 AM (8nB5X)

38 Who did what to Jimmy Carter now?

Posted by: Winston at November 30, 2008 11:33 AM (s+u42)

39 at least her belly button is real

Posted by: A.G. at November 30, 2008 11:35 AM (JoIvi)

40 Da boom-boom? Earthquake or shuttle landing?

I thought I imagined that or perhaps it was local. What was that?

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 30, 2008 11:36 AM (rWvvO)

41 shuttle landed at Edwards.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 30, 2008 11:42 AM (0Fxte)

42 Or it could have been Texas' hopes of a national championship getting blown up.

Just a thought.

Posted by: DrewM. at November 30, 2008 11:43 AM (hlYel)

43 To qoute Dan Rather: "Fake--but real".

Posted by: Michael J. Myers at November 30, 2008 11:51 AM (LZ3cP)

44 Fuckin' 'Skins.

Posted by: Jones at November 30, 2008 11:52 AM (VkNlv)

45 Texas 45-Oklahoma 35. Neutral field.

Posted by: Barry Popik at November 30, 2008 12:01 PM (j+hp6)

46 Hope she wasn't late for work. We had a late night and a full morning.

Posted by: Wolverine at November 30, 2008 12:02 PM (N7EnR)

47 Texas beat OU, they should be going to the Big 12 Championship Game.

Posted by: Wolverine at November 30, 2008 12:08 PM (N7EnR)

48 Um, what happened to Kat-Mo?

Posted by: eman at November 30, 2008 12:17 PM (PI3vs)

49 Denver is playing with a white RB... Awesome.

Posted by: someone at November 30, 2008 12:22 PM (1wXl7)

50 Denver is playing with a white RB... Awesome.

The Age of Obama, baby.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 30, 2008 12:26 PM (rWvvO)

51 And he (Hillis) scores a touchdown... Mwahaha.

Posted by: someone at November 30, 2008 12:36 PM (1wXl7)

52 "what happened to Kat-Mo?"

Rumor is she had her Open Blog privileges rescinded.

Not sure what actually went down.

Posted by: someone at November 30, 2008 12:37 PM (1wXl7)

53 Rumor is she had her Open Blog privileges rescinded. Not sure what actually went down. Posted by: someone oic Best left alone, I guess.

Posted by: eman at November 30, 2008 12:54 PM (PI3vs)

54 Okay guys, those boobs are fake...as in not real....filled with silicone/saline. It's just not normal. Unless you live in Vegas.

Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at November 30, 2008 12:57 PM (PBGAP)

Okay guys, those boobs are fake...as in not real....filled with silicone/saline. It's just not normal.

It's not normal. It's spectacular.

Posted by: VJay at November 30, 2008 01:33 PM (k87Wm)

56 >>Okay guys, those boobs are fake...as in not real.... It's just not normal.

We know. Now she's better than normal.

*heh*

Posted by: Terry at November 30, 2008 01:33 PM (GAQ/Q)

Is that a dolphin?

Please God let that clasp break!

PANTHERS!! How do we win these games when we suck so bad??

Roll on!!

Kemp

Posted by: kempermanx at November 30, 2008 02:06 PM (2+9Yx)

58 Just watched Costas go on an anti-gun diatribe on Sunday Night Football. Pitiful. Maybe he wants Olbermann's job after Obly gets Russert's chair.

Posted by: RedFox84 at November 30, 2008 02:15 PM (9Vu+H)

59 Err, Football Night in America. You knew what I meant.

Posted by: RedFox84 at November 30, 2008 02:18 PM (9Vu+H)

60 I just quit watching the Football Night thingy ... makes me puke!

Posted by: Wolverine at November 30, 2008 02:25 PM (N7EnR)

61 I believe that is Amy, or maybe it's "Amy."

She's a part-time bartender too, so look on the link and discover where in Florida to go to pick her up.

Posted by: The Neighbor's Dog at November 30, 2008 03:10 PM (eFvox)

58:

Let me guess, Bob said it was the gun's fault that Plax shot his own dumbass self in the leg ? Or was it some strained reference to Sean Taylor on the anniversary of his death ?

Posted by: societyis2blame at November 30, 2008 03:19 PM (Fs50j)

Okay guys, those boobs are fake...as in not real....filled with silicone/saline.

Maybe they're filled with something nice. Like chocolate. Or milk. Or chocolate milk.

Posted by: flenser at November 30, 2008 03:55 PM (3KMrp)

64 Okay guys, those boobs are fake...as in not real....filled with silicone/saline.

I'm sorry.. you were saying something? I was staring at her breasts.

Posted by: DaveC at November 30, 2008 04:21 PM (I3eKN)

65 Steelers/Pats. That is some sweet sweet vengeance. Oh, I don't smoke, but I might start tonight.

Posted by: mr.frakypants at November 30, 2008 04:23 PM (pffBj)

66 Those aren't real.

Just saying.

Posted by: Synova at November 30, 2008 04:31 PM (NxP4A)

67 Maybe they're filled with something nice. Like chocolate. Or milk. Or chocolate milk.

Hmm, only one way I can think of to find out...

Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2008 04:32 PM (dRS5E)

68 I mean, seriously... do you suppose there was something wrong with her real ones?

Posted by: Synova at November 30, 2008 04:34 PM (NxP4A)

69 Too late to worry about that now, Synova. I just hope they were part of a settlement or something and not a self-esteem booster.

Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2008 04:59 PM (dRS5E)

70 That vagina in her armpit might be the scar from the breast augmentation surgery.

Posted by: DSkinner at November 30, 2008 05:04 PM (oHoHy)

71 Ack. I hate to bring you all down, but those aren't footballs. They're boobs. Trust me, I looked it up.

Posted by: Kevin at November 30, 2008 05:17 PM (KO6dP)

Geez, when the hell did fake breasts become a bad thing for a cheerleader or pole dancer or any other chick whose professional purpose is to provide quality masturbatory material to the men looking at them?

Did we lose a war?

I mean, seriously... do you suppose there was something wrong with her real ones?

I'm guessing they weren't nearly as boner-inspiring as her new-and-delicious ones.

Posted by: VJay at November 30, 2008 05:22 PM (k87Wm)

I second VJay on this. If we don't ogle fake boobs, the terrorists will have won. Do it for America.

Posted by: flenser at November 30, 2008 05:46 PM (lqsn0)

74 Just finished watching the late game, and let me say... the Vikings Cheerleader outfits are Terrible. What the hell! Oversized football jerseys?! Seriously?

Fail.

Posted by: Terry at November 30, 2008 06:28 PM (GAQ/Q)

75 No wonder the big 3 are going bust...

http://tinyurl.com/68k3s6

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at November 30, 2008 07:51 PM (2/C+u)

76 Go Chiefs, (the best 2 & 9 team in the NFL)

Posted by: Biscuiteater at November 30, 2008 11:31 PM (2JF/+)

77 Texas beat OU, they should be going to the Big 12 Championship Game. Coulda. Shoulda. Woulda. Didn't. (1) Texas 33, (7) Texas Tech 39 Fall into a three-way tie, and you open yourself up to...getting screwed. No offense, but waaaaaaaaaaaah.

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