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November 18, 2009

Andrew Sullivan's Mixture of Weed, X, and Steroids Results in Super-Mutation Rendering Him Immune to Irony
— Ace

Like the Flash. Lightning smashed through his window and mixed his various drugs just so.

This is only the second time in its nearly ten-year history that the Dish has gone silent. The reason now is the same as the reason then. When dealing with a delusional fantasist like Sarah Palin, it takes time to absorb and make sense of the various competing narratives that she tells about her life. There are so many fabrications and delusions in the book, mixed in with facts, that just making sense of it - and comparing it with objective reality as we know it, and the subjective reality she has previously provided - is a bewildering task. She is a deeply disturbed person which makes this work of fiction and fact all the more challenging to read. And the fact that she is now the leader of the Republican party and a potential presidential candidate, makes this process of deconstruction an important civil responsibility. We take this seriously as we always have. We want to be fair to her, and to her family, and to the innocent people she has brought into the spotlight. And we are not reporters. We are merely analysts trying to make sense of evidence already in the public domain, evidence that points in all sorts of directions, only one of which can be true.
Since the Dish has tried to be rigorous and careful in analyzing Palin's unhinged grip on reality from the very beginning - specifically her fantastic story of her fifth pregnancy - we feel it's vital that we grapple with this new data as fairly and as rigorously as possible. That takes time to get right. And it is so complicated we simply cannot focus on anything else.
There are only three of us.

I suppose I can't do any better than he has done himself. Sarah Palin, with her tenuous grip on reality and tendency towards delusion, telling us about her "fantastical" fifth pregnancy.

It is amusing that the self-proclaimed purveyor of the "most popular one-man blog on the internet" finishes by announcing "There are only three of us."

Indeed.

Pics from McGurk and AllahPundit.

Incidentally... The other time "the Dish" went dark it was because The Atlantic's editors had told him to chill out on his nuttery about a faked pregnancy, and he got himself into a little snit about it and protested by taking a few days off. Either that or his editors told him to take a few days off and get his head on straight.

This is only the second time in its nearly ten-year history that the Dish has gone silent. The reason now is the same as the reason then. When dealing with a delusional fantasist like Sarah Palin, it takes time to absorb and make sense of the various competing narratives that she tells about her life.

... seems to be a bit misleading about the cause for "the Dish" going dark. Seems to not really get across the point "I was told to cool it and take a few days off to reconsider my lunatic mindthoughts and soulpatterns."

Dial M for Maternity: I originally passed on linking this funny Iowahawk piece because I thought it was a little too mean and edgy.

But this lunatic deserves it.

Something Else Odd: Andrew Sullivan is the only blogger I'm aware of who has had guest-bloggers post about his own lunacy, engaging in apologism for that lunacy, basically saying something like "Well, you have to admit, he's a brave and candid man to reveal his psychological defects in such a public forum," and then the only blogger who then thanked that guest-blogger for handling his obvious madness in such a kind-hearted manner.

Anyone else know of a blogger whose guest bloggers come in to say "Please excuse the insanity demonstrated by my host, he means well enough and he is, as far as we can tell, not a threat to himself or others"? Gotta be a first, right?

And yet here s/he is squawking about Palin's "unhinged grip on reality" (nice wordsmithing there, by the way: Don't you hate it when your grip becomes unhinged? I hate when my grip comes off its hinges).

And of course also engaging in extraordinarily tasteless, oblivious self-revelations about his/her twisted psychology. I have never in my life heard a man/woman rant so angrily about a woman's vagina.

Palin's vagina, in Andrew Sullivan's telling, is a member of the Bavarian Illuminati. They're all there -- the Bildergsbergers, the Medicis, the Pope and the Jesuits, the Ghost of Richard Milhouse Nixon, and, of course, Sarah Palin's genitalia.

You would just think that a professional homosexual like himself would have the good sense to refrain from unhinged-grip (whatever) pronouncements like "it's the worst form of torture for interrogators to pretend to smear a suspect with fake menstrual blood" and "Sarah Palin's vagina is the font of all evil in the galaxy."

Just, like, whoa, dude. Maybe better to keep that mask on, eh? Maybe better to be a little more self-aware, and self-protective, than to keep on with this too-much-information jihad against female genitalia.

We get it. Girl parts are icky and apparently capable of well-nigh-superhuman levels of fecundity. They're just sort of low-brow and workin' class. Crude and boorish and devious things, these female genitals.

We get it. Please stop. Please stop.

Flashback: "I never stated anything about Palin's pregnancy and took her at her word." So claims Sullivan now in an email.

But here is Dr. Sullivan, founder of Gynecologists Without Boundaries, on the suspected Tribble Sarah Palin.

Let's add up three bits of data:

1. It is widely suggested that an element of sexual jealousy creeps in when liberal (and "conservative") women rip into Sarah Palin.

2. Liberals became enraged at Sarah Palin not due to any policy position (she is claimed to be an "extremist" based on... nothing) but because she dared to not merely criticize the left's messiah, but to openly ridicule him, doing, to liberals, the absolute unthinkable: Committing blasphemy without consequence. They never got over her ridicule of Obama, reminding him a mayor was like "a community organizer, but with actual responsibilities" or for snarking that Obama's "voyage of personal discovery went through the Oval Office."

3. Christopher Hitchens' uncontradicted assertion that Andrew Sullivan wants to "have Barack Obama's baby." If I remember right, he went on to emphasize: "I mean it, he wants to have Barack Obama's baby."

Add those three data-points up and what we seem to have here is a man having a delusional love-affair with Barack Obama who perceives Sarah Palin as both a threat to his pretend "husband" as well as a source of painful sexual jealousy that she, unlike he, is the right gender to actually convert this pretend husband to real one.

This isn't a Freudian slip -- this is the whole damn Freudian marina.

Posted by: Ace at 11:30 AM | Comments (208)
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1 I don't care.

Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2009 11:32 AM (FcR7P)

2 I thought the Atlantic banned him from talking about that topic again, now he's overtly saying it?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2009 11:32 AM (PQY7w)

3 Haha - HIV cock-tail - I get it!

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 18, 2009 11:32 AM (AlKlj)

4 Andy. mmm mmm mmm

Posted by: Cahrles Jhonson at November 18, 2009 11:33 AM (Bn9v0)

5 Well, when you go full retard, you don't look back.

Posted by: 141 Driver at November 18, 2009 11:34 AM (LEynS)

Eleven AP fact checkers + Andi as a trinity of despair - 1 x Charles Gibsons = #1 A+ Best seller

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 18, 2009 11:35 AM (DPM1U)

7 Wow. That's some grade-A crazy there.

Approaches Allahpundit levels of Palin derangement.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 18, 2009 11:35 AM (ZJ/un)

8 You have to feel bad for the beagles. I mean, they probably sit there minding their own business while Andy works at the computer and then one of his personalities suddenly says "PREGNANT CHRISTIANIST!" and they wake up and whine. Animal abuse.

Posted by: joncelli at November 18, 2009 11:36 AM (RD7QR)

9 He was hoping for some more Levi's Johnson shots in the book.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 18, 2009 11:37 AM (DPM1U)

10 It is amusing that the self-proclaimed purveyor of the "most popular one-man blog on the internet" finishes by announcing "There are only three of us."

I wonder what names he actually gave to his testicles.

Well, actually, I'm more interested in the names Ace's readers will have for them.

Posted by: krakatoa at November 18, 2009 11:37 AM (hQbvm)

11 Hey Andrew when your ravings are indistinguishable from a far left crazy, you yourself have finally become a far left crazy.

Did he really write that? Take the content aside for a moment, how can a magazine employ someone who writes that incoherently?

Posted by: Just Another Poster at November 18, 2009 11:37 AM (NgoAe)

12 Whew...projection, it's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 18, 2009 11:38 AM (B+qrE)

13 When is this guy going to drop all pretenses and come to work dressed up like the Planters Peanut with a top hot and monicle?

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 18, 2009 11:39 AM (SqAkN)

14 Andrew, like Charles Johnson, exists solely for the purpose of allowing other supposedly neutral writers to say things like "Sarah Palin, a pariah even among some on the right"... "some on the right" being Andy and Chucky. Cause, you know, they are series conservatives.

Qwinn

Posted by: Qwinn at November 18, 2009 11:39 AM (SxA2Q)

15 but look at it this way, while Sully goes through detox of the stupid gland, I can be trusted to carry on with the Palin Hate

Posted by: Charles Johnson's Tip Jar at November 18, 2009 11:40 AM (wnU1W)

16 Would somebody please give Andi a uterus so we can be done with this madness??

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at November 18, 2009 11:40 AM (UGAk/)

17 At least when the Planters Peanut does a song and dance, it's cute and funny. When Andrew does it on his blog it is just sad and pathetic.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at November 18, 2009 11:40 AM (NgoAe)

18 The headline was funnier the first way.

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2009 11:40 AM (EcYWN)

19 Never read him, looks like I didn't miss much.

Posted by: Mrs. Compton at November 18, 2009 11:41 AM (DzFTv)

20 What is keeping him alive? This AIDS dementia lasts that long?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 18, 2009 11:42 AM (ujg0T)

21 When you're dealing with a delusional fantatiost like President Turdmonkey you.... Fixed it for you, Andrew

Posted by: Joseph Brown at November 18, 2009 11:42 AM (mumWu)

There is a silver lining here for Obama and the left - newest talking point for Universal Health Care: "Let me be clear, we need Universal Health Care so Andrew Sullivan can get the mental health care he so desperately needs." Then, just do a voice over with snippets of the comments above. I might even break down after hearing that delusional rant and go for it.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 18, 2009 11:43 AM (V9SYy)

23 I thought it was too mean, and besides, the Flash thing relied upon a mix of chemicals.

Posted by: ace at November 18, 2009 11:43 AM (TkYWo)

24 Bristol must have some amazing uterus, able to give birth in April and then again in December.

Posted by: lauraw at November 18, 2009 11:43 AM (wo8H+)

25 Okay, I'm terminally unhip so somebody is going to have to tell me: what's "X"?

Posted by: joncelli at November 18, 2009 11:44 AM (RD7QR)

26 Typing finger was faster than brain, there sorry. FANTASIST!

Posted by: Joseph Brown at November 18, 2009 11:44 AM (mumWu)

27 That headline deserves a Nobel award.

Posted by: di butler at November 18, 2009 11:45 AM (S3xX1)

28 I had a post ready for the "top headlines" about the Palin book and AP assigning 11 "fact checkers" to vet the book.

Palin has already struck back with some pithy comments about that on her face book page.

Posted by: Vic at November 18, 2009 11:45 AM (CDUiN)

"We take this seriously as we always have. We want to be fair to her, and to her family, and to the innocent people she has brought into the spotlight."

"Since the Dish has tried to be rigorous and careful in analyzing Palin's unhinged grip on reality from the very beginning - specifically her fantastic story of her fifth pregnancy"

One of those statements is not like the other.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 18, 2009 11:45 AM (SqAkN)

Except that Sullivan is a British subject, and thus already eligible for "universal medical care". All he has to do is return home...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 18, 2009 11:46 AM (ZJ/un)

When you're dealing with a delusional fantatiost like President Turdmonkey you.... Fixed it for you, Andrew

Or like Andrew himself. Projection doesn't just happen at the theatre.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 18, 2009 11:46 AM (ujg0T)

The reason Sullivan is trying so hard to prove that the kid is not Palin's is because he is afraid that he's the father. The gay thing is also part of the coverup.

Dun dun Dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

The abuse of children, though, that's not part of the coverup. He just likes that.

Posted by: Spade at November 18, 2009 11:47 AM (7WUru)

She is a deeply disturbed person which makes this work of fiction and fact all the more challenging to read.

And then...THREE SENTENCES LATER. THREE.

We want to be fair to her...

Hey, Andi...shut the hell up. You dimwitted hack. My three year old can hang thoughts together with more coherence and consistency.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 18, 2009 11:47 AM (B+qrE)

Except that Sullivan is a British subject, and thus already eligible for "universal medical care". All he has to do is return home...

When have the facts ever gotten in the way of the Obama Administration's spin?

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 18, 2009 11:47 AM (V9SYy)

And we are not reporters. We are merely analysts trying to make sense of evidence already in the public domain, evidence that points in all sorts of directions, only one of which can be true.

Let me help: All evidence points to you being an idiot.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 18, 2009 11:49 AM (V9SYy)

When have the facts ever gotten in the way of the Obama Administration's spin?

Good point.

It does make me wonder, though... is this wave of Sullivan's Obsession the payback for them getting him off the drug charge?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 18, 2009 11:50 AM (ZJ/un)

It does make me wonder, though... is this wave of Sullivan's Obsession the payback for them getting him off the drug charge?

Hmmmm, probably not. I get the sense Sullivan just hates Palin anyway and would do it with or without incentive.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 18, 2009 11:53 AM (V9SYy)

38 I think we should hope for some sort of Grand Bargain between Andi and Sarah Palin. Sarah agrees to released her OB-GYN records, and Andi agrees to give the "story behind the story" about how his marijuana possession arrest got dropped on the behalf of Obama's Justice Department...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 18, 2009 11:53 AM (IQWiJ)

Damn. There's so much deep-fried crazy covered in a thick sauce of self-unawareness that I couldn't cover it all in one comment.

"delusional fantasist"? "subjective reality"? "unhinged grip on reality"?

Is Sullivan the only gay dude on the planet who doesn't own a mirror?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 18, 2009 11:54 AM (plsiE)

40 Everytime Sullivan is brought up, it should be noted he solicited unprotected sex when he knew he was HIV positive. He is the lowest of scum even if his political positions mirrored mine 100%.

Posted by: polynikes at November 18, 2009 11:55 AM (m2CN7)

41 But of course, we need to not focus on Palin because movement leaders with large followings distract us from all the other Republican superstars. Like Mitt Rommney, a true conservative's conservative.

If we don't focus on "winnable" candidates, we will be in serious danger of winning elections. "Winnable" candidates don't lead large movements, don't have huge crowds and never, ever make their opponents feel frightened and uncomfortable.

We need to stop this Palin lady before its too late.

Posted by: oLD gUY at November 18, 2009 11:55 AM (P/D33)

There are only three of us.

He means Top Andy, Bottom Andy, and Toilet Andy.

Posted by: FUBAR at November 18, 2009 11:55 AM (fstYb)

43 Kos-tards caught red-handed planning smear campaign against Palin

Looks like this one might be actionable, since they admitted to making it up.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at November 18, 2009 11:55 AM (IoUF1)

44 Iowahawk is the king, baby. It's his world. We just live in it.

Posted by: Monty at November 18, 2009 11:56 AM (4Pleu)

45 Is there such a thing as being "too" mean to that whack job?

Posted by: kansas at November 18, 2009 11:56 AM (mka2b)

46 I'm confused. Since Palin is such a doltish simpleton and couldn't have possibly written her own book, how is it overwhelming this deep thinker? Heck, Wonkette got two-thirds through and still managed a WaPo book review out of it.

Posted by: JWF at November 18, 2009 11:57 AM (29kbu)

So what is up with the "We"? shit? Has he gone to referring to himself as The Royals do?

Or is that just the number of dominant voices in his head?

Maybe it's the Beagles reading it, and him channeling them?

Why does anyone care? I've never understood why this prissy bitch is even collecting a paycheck. You can overhear his "column" for free, at nearly any coffee shop in San Francisco.

Posted by: Gromulin at November 18, 2009 11:58 AM (7FA9S)

48
"Andrew Sullivan's Mixture of Weed, X, and Steroids"

You know, most people I have run into who are into those things like Andi, are also so totally into getting married, being monogamous and living a clean life, like most white American married couples, who have kids, responsibilities, etc.

Good thing he wants that gay marriage stuff passed, it will make his life much better.

Posted by: Sen. Rev. Dr. E Buzz at November 18, 2009 11:58 AM (dh7zu)

49 BREEDERS!

Posted by: Zombie Andi at November 18, 2009 11:59 AM (yUybe)

joncelli -

"X" is the drug ecstasy.

Google it.

It's a touchy-feely drug.

It don't make people mean or violent, but I hear folks ought to be wary of long-term neurological effects.

I hear.

Posted by: Lewis at November 18, 2009 12:02 PM (Y3uPw)

51 At least Sully's vetting her as a civic duty the way he vetted Obama.

Right?

Posted by: nickless at November 18, 2009 12:02 PM (MMC8r)

52 @41, I couldn't have said it better myself.

Posted by: Methos at November 18, 2009 12:03 PM (CoDwG)

53 "the Dish has tried to be rigorous and careful in analyzing Palin's unhinged grip on reality from the very beginning - specifically her fantastic story of her fifth pregnancy"

Yup. That sounds about right. Publish it!

Posted by: Those Layers and Layers of Fact Checking at November 18, 2009 12:04 PM (4iIhs)

54 "There are only three of us."

His glutes also have names.

Posted by: toby928 at November 18, 2009 12:06 PM (PD1tk)

55 Must be crowded having three personalities in one head. They seem to be warring for control.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 18, 2009 12:07 PM (dQdrY)

56 This is simply Ajax gone mad. If he thinks he has evidence that caused him to be so adamant, my guess is that he was set up. If The Atlantic wishes to be continued to be known as the magazine that would condemn a corporation that poured toxic waste into the water supply but essentially allows this man to do the same thing on the plane of thought, then by all means it should not change a thing. I look forward to them trying to condemn someone else for paranoid fantasies.

Posted by: Horatius at November 18, 2009 12:09 PM (sAxr4)

57 The original headline was better.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 18, 2009 12:09 PM (PQY7w)

58 The Illuminati? Nixon? A masterful piece of writing, Ace. Masterful.

Posted by: Stinky at November 18, 2009 12:09 PM (h1EJU)

Andy "Sybil" Sullivan.

1. Andy: Blog writer.

2. Andi: Frustrated, barren vixen wannbe.

3. Andee: Bughouse nutz gloryhole janitor.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 18, 2009 12:11 PM (dQdrY)

Andrew Sullivan's Mixture of Weed, X, and Steroids

Is someone maybe just a tad jealous?

Posted by: Randy Andy Sullivan at November 18, 2009 12:11 PM (fstYb)

61 At some point in his sabbatical, somebody should explain to our dear Andrew that his favorite beverage is sometimes used to make babies.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at November 18, 2009 12:12 PM (cvmgB)

62 I think I need to tell the missus: "sorry dear, no more b*ttf*king, it makes a man crazy."

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 18, 2009 12:12 PM (hoowK)

http://tiny.cc/Wv3BF

Andrew Sullivan wants to splatchcock Sarah Palin.

Ann "The dirty libtard pirate whore" Althouse has the dope.

Posted by: Ichiro Suzuki at November 18, 2009 12:12 PM (P/q7X)

64 I think I need to tell the missus: "sorry dear, no more b*ttf*king, it makes a man crazy."

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 18, 2009 05:12 PM (hoowK)

Andy is the "bottom." You might want to rethink that mental image....unless you are into that. NTTIAWWT. Strap-on manufacturers need work, too.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 18, 2009 12:15 PM (dQdrY)

65 Bob Dole has enough sense to know that Bob Dole only refers to himself by name or by personal pronouns. Bob Dole's not crazy but this "we" shit when talking about yourself is creepy.

Posted by: Bob Dole at November 18, 2009 12:15 PM (EzcbY)

66 We want to be fair to her, and to her family

We want to be, you see, but we can't. It's a flaw in our tiny, reptilian brains. We want to be fair to her in the same way we want to be thin, we want to eat healthy food, and we want to exercise more. In other words, "fairness" is one of those concepts that work better as abstract theory than as real-world effort.

We hate Sarah Palin's guts, to be bluntly honest. We do not delve too deeply into the reasons why this is so for fear of what we will find. Our hatred is primordial and inchoate, and arises directly from our chaotic id. We are gay, and on our moral compass true north points at the gayfolk -- more specifically, at us. We cannot conceive of a world in which gay issues are not the main focus and motivator of all things in life. Opposition to us cannot be principled; it must be result of animus or bias or pure Republican evil.

We wish to lead a life of excess and dissipation while at the same time posing as a squarejohn citizen who just happens to be gay. We do not wish to have our motives or more extreme behaviors criticized or indeed scrutinized too closely. We find this objectionable. Yet we experience no cognitive dissonance in applying a completely different set of standards when dealing with the terrible, horrible, blackly evil demon-spawn Sarah Palin. Cursed be her name!

And we use the twatty Royal plural to refer to ourselves because we are too precious for words.

Posted by: Monty at November 18, 2009 12:15 PM (4Pleu)

67 61 At some point in his sabbatical, somebody should explain to our dear Andrew that his favorite beverage is sometimes used to make babies.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at November 18, 2009 05:12 PM (cvmgB)

I think we have a winner, but feel free to keep trying.

Hey Treacher. Your blog is getting lonely. I'll bet you could twit AND blog.

Posted by: Randy Andy Sullivan at November 18, 2009 12:16 PM (fstYb)

68 (nice wordsmithing there, by the way: Don't you hate it when your grip becomes unhinged? I hate when my grip comes off its hinges).

I think the phrase actually is "grip becomes unhinged", and perhaps refers to the uncurling of one's fingers, causing one to lose grasp of something--in that sense a metaphor. Probably from Merry Olde England.

My favorite quirky Middle English word that now means something slightly different is "lumber". It apparently originally meant the odds and ends you had left over at the end of a task--a lumber of yarn, lumber of buttons, lumber of wood, etc. Naturally, you threw the good pieces of wood in a place where you could use them later--"lumber yard". That's the etymology I heard once, at any rate. How that comports with "lumbering around" I don't know.

"Meat" is also a good one. I believe it used to mean only the vegetables/side dishes, then the entire meal (easy, because not everyone ate flesh every meal), then finally the animal product. Thus, we have in the Bible that John's "meat" was locusts and honey...

Posted by: Horatius at November 18, 2009 12:17 PM (sAxr4)

69
When dealing with a delusional fantasist like Sarah Palin, it takes time to absorb and make sense of the various competing narratives that she tells about her life.

Oh Teh Irony!

translation: "She makes me soooooo ca-razzyyyy, I can't stand it!"

btw, he loves adding the suffix -ist and -crat to a lot of words and applying them to people he hates.

Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 18, 2009 12:19 PM (z37MR)

Milky loads is one morally depraved, perverted, hateful, twisted old fruit. I would refer to him as a douchebag, but that would be insulting to douchebags (they do have a practical purpose after all...). What we are seeing in Andy's crazed and completely irrational hatred of Sarah Palin is likely a profoundly advanced case of AIDS related dementia. The effect of other STDs he may have could be a contributive factor. He's a blight on humanity. The sort of "human" that gives humans a bad name. I could go on, but I have to get back to work.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 18, 2009 12:19 PM (b68Df)

71 If Sarah does decide to run I hope she retains Ace, Iowahawk, and Treacher for her speech writers. Good God that would be funny.

Posted by: Bosk at November 18, 2009 12:19 PM (pUO5u)

72 Oh man. Cant get enough of the Sully Savior pic. My side fucking hurts. LOL!!!

Posted by: TMF at November 18, 2009 12:21 PM (waaUg)

73 >>>I think the phrase actually is "grip becomes unhinged", and perhaps refers to the uncurling of one's fingers, causing one to lose grasp of something--in that sense a metaphor. Probably from Merry Olde England. No. He's just mixing metaphors. One become unhinged, and one loses one's grip. He is simply putting them together in a nonsensical fashion.

Posted by: ace at November 18, 2009 12:24 PM (TkYWo)

74 Andrew is back on A of S! I feel all warm and fuzzy once again. Time to curl up with a cup of hot chocolate and read me some Iowahawk.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at November 18, 2009 12:24 PM (ympAm)

There are only three of us.

um, him and his two beagles?

Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 18, 2009 12:28 PM (z37MR)

76 Posted by: ace at November 18, 2009 05:24 PM (TkYWo)

Perhaps. At any rate, corrections are always welcome--at least I can count on something.

Posted by: Horatius at November 18, 2009 12:29 PM (sAxr4)

77 61 At some point in his sabbatical, somebody should explain to our dear Andrew that his favorite beverage is sometimes used to make babies.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at November 18, 2009 05:12 PM (cvmgB)

THREADWINNER

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Wicked High Temps in the Core of the Earth at November 18, 2009 12:30 PM (erIg9)

78 #71, in all seriousness, said dynamic trio would be wonderful debate and question consultants, don't you think? I mean really!

Posted by: ParisParamus at November 18, 2009 12:31 PM (NPtVh)

79

A good marriage to another gay man will settle this guy Andi down, sure it will. That's what marriage has traditionally been for, really, to settle a man down so that he can create a family, but with a woman, in the white man American traditional Ozzie and Harriet sense.

But I tihnk Andi's idea is more like, well, get married so that one can do MORE drugs, have MORE sex, have a LOT MORE unprotected anal hammering going on, be all naughty and cheat on his husband, then make up, not have to cook, wear an apron around the house while sodomizing his husband/wife, of course have children, he is all about kids, all about them. In fact, some people have said, as well as some economists have said at one time, that his main reason for getting married to have more children, say, a few 17-18 year old black males...as his kids, children that he can hold and love.

Stuff like that. Like that professor or administrator guy from North Carolina, no, ah, the Prestigious DUKE UNIVERSITY....

"Duke University has fired an employee who faces federal child sex charges. Frank M. Lombard, 42, of 24 Indigo Creek Trail in Durham, was let go from his position as associate director of the Center for Health Policy at Duke, a spokesman said.

Duke Vice President for Public Affairs Michael Schoenfeld said Lombard was placed on unpaid leave at the time of his arrest June 24 and was fired Monday. Schoenfeld added that the university was cooperating with the investigation.

Lombard faces extradition to Washington, D.C., to face charges that he solicited an adult to have sex with his adopted 5-year-old child."

Posted by: Sen. Rev. Dr. E Buzz at November 18, 2009 12:32 PM (dh7zu)

Everytime Sullivan is brought up, it should be noted he solicited unprotected sex when he knew he was HIV positive. He is the lowest of scum even if his political positions mirrored mine 100%.

Did not know that about the man. I didn't think it would be possible for my opinion of him to get any worse, but it just has. He's basically on the level of a grave robber or a child offender. IMHO his statements should be given the same sort of credibility that people would have give Jeffrey Dahmer's on any particular issue.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 18, 2009 12:34 PM (b68Df)

81 Funny, if he'd ever actually seen one, he'd realize that they don't really have teeth.

Posted by: stuiec at November 18, 2009 12:35 PM (7AOgy)

82 A masterpiece. Thanks Ace.

Posted by: Nick Danger at November 18, 2009 12:37 PM (0/qeW)

83 Andrew Sullivan just can NOT quit Sarah Palin's vagina!!!!

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at November 18, 2009 12:37 PM (MbyMv)

84 And ACE!! If you are out there? I still can't post from home and it makes me very, very, very sad.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at November 18, 2009 12:40 PM (MbyMv)

85 Grandpa, what did you do in the Great Vagina War?
Well boy, I shoveled shit in Mississippi.

Posted by: Hugh Jasteroid at November 18, 2009 12:42 PM (lD4DZ)

86 Althouse wonders: ADDED: This is pure speculation, but I wonder if Palin has threatened to sue Sullivan for defamation. ----- She should.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at November 18, 2009 12:42 PM (MbyMv)

Is there a pool on when he gets committed?

Did Freud have any opinions on ovary envy?

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 18, 2009 12:50 PM (dQdrY)

Sarah Palin has the most powerful ladybits in the free world. That alone should win her the Presidency in my opinion. If she drives calm, sensible Andrew Sullivan (/sarc) this crazy, imagine what she would do to world leaders.

Oh no, here come President Palin and her powerful ladybits, give her whatever she wants before it does something fantastical to us.

I heard that President Palins ladybits, in addition to giving birth to 5 children, are also capable of launching missiles.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 18, 2009 12:51 PM (RZ8pf)

89 The best takedown of power glutes I've ever read:
http://tinyurl.com/m69gs9

Posted by: Gargamel at November 18, 2009 12:52 PM (1/E5i)

90
I think Ace is saying Andi is some sort of super hero. A deranged, leftist, sick super hero.

Let's compile a list of Andi's "powers" and "abilities."

--He's immune to irony, as Ace points out.
--He can shoot milky loads at his enemies, (but he inflicts this mostly upon his friends and acquaintances).
--He can bore enemies to death with his writing.

Posted by: goforitbillbelichik at November 18, 2009 12:53 PM (z37MR)

91
Krakatoa, I believe he gazes upon them mournfully, while weeping and repeating the words: "My ovaries...My ovaries..."

Posted by: right at November 18, 2009 12:54 PM (EquV1)

This isn't a Freudian slip -- this is the whole damn Freudian marina stockings and garters, bustier, feather boa, and sequined 8 inch platform heels.

FIFY

Posted by: Zombie Sigmund Freud at November 18, 2009 01:00 PM (7Ldd7)

93 Or perhaps: Hiland-er and the Udder-one.

Posted by: right at November 18, 2009 01:04 PM (EquV1)

94 One day he'll realise it isn't Sarah Palin's fault there's not enough Imodium in the world to allow him to go full term.

Posted by: lotocoti at November 18, 2009 01:07 PM (Oxj60)

95 Andrew Sullivan is a mainstream Democrat. 'nuff said.

Posted by: MDr at November 18, 2009 01:09 PM (ucq49)

To the insane man, all others are insane and he's the reasonable man in the room.

And oh.my.God! how did I miss that Iowahawk piece? It is NSFW! NS because the boss thought I was having respiratory distress because I was trying not to LOL.

Posted by: eringobragh at November 18, 2009 01:09 PM (XqEBL)

Is there anyone who can switch Sullivan's beagles with Ving Rhames's dogs? Just puttin' it out there.

Posted by: UGAdawg at November 18, 2009 01:10 PM (O4miG)

98 It ain't the AIDS or the ecstasy or the doobie. Sullivan is exhibit A for what gay pride does to the brain.

Posted by: Ambitious Drinker at November 18, 2009 01:10 PM (5tPx9)

99 And yet here s/he is squawking about Palin's "unhinged grip on reality" (nice wordsmithing there, by the way: Don't you hate it when your grip becomes unhinged? I hate when my grip comes off its hinges).

Brilliant! I haven't seen writing as great as his since Obama or Julius Caesar.

Posted by: Che Pizza at November 18, 2009 01:12 PM (4iIhs)

100 Wow. That's some hard-core heterophobia going on there. I'm starting to think I'd like to have a 'straight-pride' bumpersticker just to distance myself from this guy. What's the opposite of a rainbow? Various shades of gray?

Posted by: Mouse at November 18, 2009 01:24 PM (8QSSn)

101 If Sarah does decide to run I hope she retains Ace, Iowahawk, and Treacher for her speech writers. Good God that would be funny.
Posted by: Bosk

I don't know how the world could handle that, but by God, that would be some Republican convention!

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 18, 2009 01:24 PM (1O93r)

102 We will have our revenge against this douchebag.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front, Palin Faction at November 18, 2009 01:24 PM (iYbLN)

103 We will have our revenge against this douchebag.

As always, we shall be the vanguard.

Posted by: Provisional Rodent Liberation Front, Pipers' death legion at November 18, 2009 01:26 PM (1O93r)

104

"3. Christopher Hitchens' uncontradicted assertion that Andrew Sullivan wants to "have Barack Obama's baby." If I remember right, he went on to emphasize: "I mean it, he wants to have Barack Obama's baby.""

Any chance at a cage match between Andy and Chrissy Matthews for that honor? They continually bitch-slap each other until one falls in a slobbering wet heap on the matt and the other gets carted off to The One's bed chambers.

I'd pay to watch the first part bitch-slap-fest). However, withholding any further hard-earned dollars until the labor and delivery show.

Posted by: drillanwr at November 18, 2009 01:26 PM (1kwr2)

105 Remember the good ol days when you could just say "that guy has issues", and everybody would just avoid them.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 18, 2009 01:28 PM (DIYmd)

106

PS -

I'm doubting Andrew's mommy delivered him. I demand to see the pod.

Posted by: drillanwr at November 18, 2009 01:28 PM (1kwr2)

107 Don't try parsing Andi's syntax; he mixes metaphors like the Nick and Nora Charles mixed martinis and highballs.

Posted by: Techie at November 18, 2009 01:29 PM (cxW4X)

108 Andrew Sullivan's Mixture of Weed, X, and Steroids Results in Super-Mutation Rendering Him Immune to Irony

You forgot sperm.

Probably got ahold of a bad load.

Posted by: Todd, the Sofa King at November 18, 2009 01:29 PM (hmHqH)

109 He has AIDS-related dementia. I don't know how else to put it. That's why you should stop reading and quoting this idiot. You don't go around quoting paper bag people you overhear on the street. Why would you treat Sullivan any differently? Earth to Atlantic: He's batshit crazy! I-N-S-A-N-E !

Posted by: Fresh Air at November 18, 2009 01:31 PM (uFqVv)

110 As always, we shall be the vanguard.

Posted by: Provisional Rodent Liberation Front, Pipers' death legion at November 18, 2009 06:26 PM (1O93r)

I'll tell you one thing: The tunnel rats are not going first on this one.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 18, 2009 01:39 PM (dQdrY)

111 That man is mad. He should be confined in a strait-waistcoat and treated with wet towels and the electrical machine. I understand he is also some sort of sodomitical sissy-boy, which would be best cured by a rigorous program of log-splitting and disemboweling redskins or Welshmen. When his manhood is restored to its proper object, no doubt the derangement of his mental fibres will also be cured and he can devote himself to more wholesome pursuits.

Or I could just crush his entire body in my massive fist, squeezing him like a persimmon and tossing aside the dessicated husk. Either way, the poor catamite should refrain from publishing his vile rantings, until he is restored to sanity and the proper functioning of his generative parts.

Posted by: Grover Cleveland at November 18, 2009 01:39 PM (6yEzu)

112 At least Sully's vetting her as a civic duty the way he vetted Obama.

Right?

Posted by: nickless at November 18, 2009 05:02 PM (MMC8r)

No apparently Andi thinks it's a "civil duty". Whatever the hell that is. What a wordsmith.

Posted by: Rocks at November 18, 2009 01:46 PM (cqSxb)

113

O/T, but loitering near the ballpark...

Did Iowahawk ever do a hit-piece on LGF since teh Banjo's meltdown?

Posted by: guy with a grudge at November 18, 2009 01:48 PM (Vz1WE)

114 "

Oh no, here come President Palin and her powerful ladybits, give her whatever she wants before it does something fantastical to us.

I heard that President Palins ladybits, in addition to giving birth to 5 children, are also capable of launching missiles.

Speaks volumes about Todd...it takes one heckuva man to handle the world's most powerful ladybits.

Posted by: jas at November 18, 2009 01:51 PM (ZM2Bn)

115 If Sullivan isn't insane, his goal might be to box Palin in on some "She wasn't a careful as a pro-life woman is supposed to be" accusation, i.e. SHE WANTED HER BABY DEAD! He's halfway made the accusation before, so maybe its what he's aiming for. In his mind, its one thing or the other and its THE END OF THE LINE FOR SARAH PALIN. Although worst case scenario either scenario, there's no big deal. In the insane "switcheroo" scenario, Mom has comitted no great sin. and in scenario b, The baby was not injured in the least by anything Palin did or failed to do. He's left with a pro-life "thought crime". But who could blame her for being ambivalent, even if that were the case? I would be, and think she'd be abnormal not to be. People keep telling him to "do the math" - since a dual pregnancy is impossible using Trip's DOB, but then wild schemes about Trip months younger than claimed "because NOBODY saw him" (Lol) Why doesn't he consider the unassailable, non-palin truth-telling ODDS? The chances of a Palin daughter conceiving a child with Trisomy 21 is about 1 in 2000. A woman Palin's age when trig was conceived? about 1 in 12

Posted by: SarahW at November 18, 2009 01:51 PM (CSrvi)

116

112 Rocks:

The word-mangling is a symptom of "venom overload" - poor little Andy's so busy pounding the keys and wiping spittle off the monitor that he can't communicate effectively.

On the other end of the word-smithing spectrum, kudos to Ace for logically expressing and properly conjugating a piece where "Andrew Sullivan" and "vagina" (someone else's, that is) can rationally co-exist.

Picture Andy running in fear as a giant hoo-hoo chases him through the streets growling "Feed me, Seymour !"

It gets me through my day.

Posted by: societyis2blame at November 18, 2009 01:55 PM (rPDD/)

117 Sullivan: "When dealing with a delusional fantasist like Sarah Palin, it takes time to absorb and make sense of the various competing narratives that she tells about her life."

Projection isn't just a river in Egypt.

Nice takedown, Ace. Sullivan remains The Goof all goofs aspire to be. And by The Goof, I mean reliably mockable, raving lunatic sane people avoid. His web presence should be cordoned off with "Danger: Trespass at your own risk" signs and disclaimers that his pathology could be contagious.

Thank you for entering the zone so we don't have to.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 18, 2009 01:56 PM (swuwV)

118 I guess now you'll believe me when I say I'm the only one in the house with any sense.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan's Beagle at November 18, 2009 01:58 PM (/WLDq)

119 Remember, The Atlantic, this nutjob is on your payroll.

Posted by: Techie at November 18, 2009 02:03 PM (cxW4X)

120

That might well be the funniest Iowahawk piece I've read.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2009 02:06 PM (P33XN)

121

"This isn't a Freudian slip -- this is the whole damn Freudian marina."

Oh. Oh. My sides hurt. Half a century of life and I've never heard that one before. Thanx! kbye.

Posted by: starboardhelm at November 18, 2009 02:26 PM (SgSfB)

122 That might well be the funniest Iowahawk piece I've read

I dunno, there's just been so many good posts. The' I love you Cecilia Lucas' and the amanda Marcotte ones were staggering.

Posted by: Provisional Rodent Liberation Front, Pipers' death legion at November 18, 2009 02:32 PM (1O93r)

123 sock off

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 18, 2009 02:32 PM (1O93r)

124 #111 is the thread winner. Huzzah!

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 18, 2009 02:36 PM (hoowK)

125 t-bird said it best

Posted by: Lou at November 18, 2009 02:45 PM (LLOGQ)

126 1a. (On Windows) Open C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\etc\hosts file.
1.b (On *nix) Open /etc/hosts file.
2. Edit by inserting on a line by itself: 127.0.0.1 andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com
3. Save 'hosts' file and exit.
4. Reboot your system.

You have successfully applied one barrier to dementia. Enjoy it in good health.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 18, 2009 02:46 PM (swuwV)

127 I think that President Cleveland and T.R. emerged as the true presidential badasses from the bowing thread the other night.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 18, 2009 03:00 PM (1O93r)

128 YES! BACK UP TOP! BOW TO MY PHOTOSHOP SKILLS!

Posted by: mcgurk at November 18, 2009 03:37 PM (YNCpD)

129

sullivan has obama's baby every morning when he has a shit.

it's that brown tapered thing in the bowl with bits of corn for eyes.

Posted by: wang ka at November 18, 2009 03:39 PM (n4wPQ)

130

Andi, if we put a spotlight on someone's nonni, you would be, like, all grossed out or something.

Cuz it looks so weird, right? Fish? It's just so icky, and not comparable to man ass.

Weird dude. Haven't met many homosexuals who weren't really weird.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at November 18, 2009 03:40 PM (CHf6r)

131 There's just something about Sarah that makes people project their pathologies on her. Andrew Sullivan calls her deranged. Ana Marie Cox calls her a shallow attention whore. Larry O'Donnell called her loud and stupid. I half expect Rosie O'Donnell to call her a fat bitch lesbian any day now.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at November 18, 2009 03:47 PM (yxBaM)

132 This isn't a Freudian slip -- this is the whole damn Freudian marina a bad "trip".

Posted by: H R Pufnstuf at November 18, 2009 03:50 PM (7CMP3)

133 Seriously, Grover Cleveland, poster #111, I heart you.

Posted by: Patricia at November 18, 2009 03:54 PM (nug4S)

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Posted by: jason at November 18, 2009 04:20 PM (fRLM+)

135 This fella likes hot sweaty guys???? What does this mean? Movie?

Posted by: Michael Moore at November 18, 2009 04:51 PM (1kr99)

136 I heard that President Palins ladybits, in addition to giving birth to 5 children, are also capable of launching missiles.

That's nothing - I shot a cop once! It was even on TV!

Posted by: Oprah's Minge at November 18, 2009 04:59 PM (0nFQd)

137 I see posts about this guy and I just skip right over without reading. Can we put him to rest now? As in, never post another thing about this silly turd again?

Posted by: Def Leppard at November 18, 2009 05:06 PM (hIOnV)

138

@120

Agree completely. I thought the Covington Thurstenbrenner III (or whatever he's called) send-ups of Christopher Buckley, et al were great, but this one's the best. "I may have taken more balls to the chin than Minnie Monoso..." I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: aurelius at November 18, 2009 05:11 PM (5HhWZ)

139 Even with the marijuana possession charge dropped, isn't the fact he's HIV-positive enough to fuck up his immigration status and get him sent home?

Please?

Then when shariah law is declared in Londonistan, he can suffer the fate of all homosexuals under Islam and we will never have to read one of his loopy screeds again.

Posted by: SGT Dan at November 18, 2009 05:16 PM (ZP+gj)

140

Also-

I predict a big Sullivan turnaround on Palin. He's a complete hack who's made a career of furiously following conventional wisdom (Regan great in the 80's, Clinton great in the '90s until he should be impeached, invade Iraq '03, stop Bush the war criminal's surge in '06, love Obama and hate Palin '0 . His latest update begins the walkback, shockingly just as journo-DC is finding a new appreciation for Palin. By the time she wins a primary in 2012, Sullivan will have her as America's Thatcher.

Posted by: aurelius at November 18, 2009 05:18 PM (5HhWZ)

141 You know, the sheer venom that Sullivan displays towards Palin really makes one think the AIDS Related Dementia may be in play here. This is the guy that was advertising for unsafe sex and you get the impression he found some. Kind of sad really.

Posted by: scr_north at November 18, 2009 05:42 PM (GE/dx)

142 Awesome, Ace. I lawled at least 5 times reading that.

Posted by: yambles at November 18, 2009 06:00 PM (rxaXW)

143 Dude,

It's "fount," not font.

What the fuck am I paying for? Get your many acolytes to get off their lazy asses and start doing their jobs. Sullivan has only three people on his staff and he has divined the meaning of life in Sarah Palin's genitalia. You should be able to do just as well.

Posted by: NJConservative at November 18, 2009 06:16 PM (/Ywwg)

144 And another thing,

Andie, in addition to being an unhinged, mincing, idiotic, irrational, AIDS-demented fool, he has significant issues with his height. He had to "marry" a much taller man just to prove his virility. This guy is seriously nuts.

Posted by: NJConservative at November 18, 2009 06:19 PM (/Ywwg)

145 I thought LauraW, DrewM, Uncle Jimbo et al. were your faltering, Greenwaldian buttresses against the night, Ace. They're real? Jeez. That creeps me out even more. I keed. NJC: belt up. Fount/font, cognate. Middle French fonte ultimately from Latin fundere, to pour, whence Italian fonte, Spanish fuente, source.

Posted by: David Gillies at November 18, 2009 07:12 PM (g4zXx)

146 Where's the fucking preview on this thing?

Posted by: David Gillies at November 18, 2009 07:13 PM (g4zXx)

147 Yep. Vagina envy. Plain and simple. In a neuro-psychotic sort of way.

Posted by: Sphynx at November 18, 2009 08:06 PM (6QirU)

148 Andy hates Sarah because Sarah can have Obama's baby and Andy can't. "Where's the ovum in all this shit?" is in conversation between Obama's sperm cells Andy hears in his wet dreams turned nightmares.

Posted by: Thomas Aquinas at November 18, 2009 08:55 PM (S8PXS)

149 Oh, Sullivan, oh, Sullivan. You have been set up. Whether it be by the mind itself or by someone else, you have been had, my boy, you have been had. And I could honestly believe that someone has either fed you false information, or been so fed themselves, or has left false clues lying about-perhaps confident that you, with some need to show superlative detective skills, would then provide the final leap into the abyss. And so you did.

But what crime could you have committed that would have justified such a thing? What could you have possibly done to justify being made a laughing stock in such a way? If it is fate, karma, the will of the gods--have you wronged someone, caused them to become a laughing stock? Have you made somewhat else to become less than what they were? Now driven into acts of madness, have you perhaps helped drive someone else into madness? But if you have, how? By what means? And deliberately, or by negligence, or simple ruthlessness? What did you do Andrew? What did you do? What could you have possible done to cause such a calamity to befall yourself?

But of course, life is not a movie or a morality tale, and their may be no such thing as cosmic justice. We will thus have to leave such inquiries for another time, and perhaps another plane, or perhaps dismiss them entirely.

But you, my boy, need to know this--you have built a castle built on air, and it is not true. You have been had, and now the only thing is to determine by whom, and why, and to what purpose. But I somewhat hazard that even that may be beyond the kin of man to do, if the answer lies outside yourself.

Posted by: Beau Geste at November 18, 2009 09:25 PM (m8pm6)

150 rotflmao. this thread is priceless.

Posted by: dan at November 19, 2009 01:24 AM (T5bNP)

151 her fantastic story of her fifth pregnancy

I tried to think of some coherent response to such idiocy, but frankly my grip on reality isn't unhinged enough to confront the psychosis that Randy Andy grapples with every second of every single day. Saying that Sully is bugfuck crazy is no longer sufficient. In fact, I don't think that the phrase has yet been created that properly illustrates Andy's lunacy.

Posted by: physics geek at November 19, 2009 03:13 AM (MT22W)

152 This isn't a Freudian slip -- this is the whole damn Freudian marina.

I nominate this as "Understatement of the Year."

Posted by: Steve L. at November 19, 2009 03:53 AM (Gkhxf)

153

"There are so many fabrications and delusions in the book, mixed in with facts, that just making sense of it - and comparing it with objective reality as we know it, and the subjective reality she has previously provided - is a bewildering task."

Andy seems to be stuck in the Matrix.

Posted by: Scott at November 19, 2009 04:41 AM (Ea8qA)

154 Homosexuals are as biologically normal as pedophiles....Andrew is just confused about a lot of things.

Posted by: George Dixon at November 19, 2009 04:57 AM (wvJ98)

155 Is there are a link to that Hitchens' quote about Sulivan wanting to have Obama's baby? It is not that I doubt it's authenticity It is that it is so god damned funny that I need to spread it far and wide for all the world to see, and I can't find it

Posted by: sean at November 19, 2009 05:18 AM (osII8)

156 Silence of the lamb obsession to vagina?

Posted by: my at November 19, 2009 05:33 AM (ftVgt)

157

Shouldn't the Sullivan Freak Out advisory graph have a setting for "gobsmacked"? The color could be essence of "the boyfriend".

Posted by: Terrence d'Acondia at November 19, 2009 07:10 AM (5zVVd)

158 All very true. But the link to the priceless Iowahawk tale ("Dial M for Maternity") was the real capper. When I read "I may have taken more balls to the chin than Minnie Minoso ...." I erupted in seriously inappropriate-for-work out-loud laughter.

Posted by: njoriole at November 19, 2009 07:15 AM (7i1ZA)

159

Knock Knock?
Whos there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara reason you dont remember the description of Pres Obama from my convention speech?

This is a man who can give an entire speech about the wars America is fighting and never use the word victory, except when hes talking about his own campaign.

But when the cloud of rhetoric has passed, when the roar of the crowd fades away, when the stadium lights go out, and those Styrofoam Greek columns are hauled back to some studio lotwhen that happens, what exactly is our opponents plan? What does he actually seek to accomplish after hes done turning back the waters and healing the planet?

The answer the answer is to make government bigger, and take more of your money, and give you more orders from Washington, and to reduce the strength of America in a dangerous world.

America needs more energy; our opponent is against producing it. Victory in Iraq is finally in sight, and he wants to forfeit.

Terrorist states are seeking nuclear weapons without delay; he wants to meet them without preconditions.

Al Qaida terrorists still plot to inflict catastrophic harm on America, and hes worried that someone wont read them their rights."

Sara Palin, 2008

Now you know why the left hates Sara Palin. She was on to the vacuous community organizer from the get go. Her and Rudy Giuliani can never be forgiven for calling Obama what he is.

Posted by: thethinmanreturns at November 19, 2009 07:21 AM (W3XUk)

160 "This isn't a Freudian slip -- this is the whole damn Freudian marina." Best punchline (and best pun) I've seen in a good long while.

Posted by: William Porter at November 19, 2009 08:41 AM (n/pcR)

161 Doesn't this fascination with Sarah Palin's vagina come off like so much latent heterosexuality? Don't hate yourself, Andrew! Come out of the closet and join the rest of us!

Posted by: CPAP Masks at November 19, 2009 08:54 AM (4mB/6)

162 Is that douchebag Sullivan going through menopause?

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163 I think its very clear that Andrew is envious of Palins unterus. Andrews problem with Trig is simple. Andrew fears that Trig will one day compete for his Job at the Atlantic.

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