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January 17, 2007

An Idea Too Good Not To Steal
— AndrewR

Funny post by co-blogger Levy about Steven Seagal today over at The Daily Gut.

Like anyone else, in my spare time I like to come up with Steven Seagal movie titles. Obviously they have to be three words in length, and you have to be able to say "Steven Seagal is" before them. Here are some to get you started!
Steven Seagal is ... Under The Weather
...
Steven Seagal is ... Eating For Two
...
Steven Seagal is ... Priced To Move

I'll take the bait and steal Ace's schtick while I'm at it:

Top Ten Direct-to-DVD Movies Of Steven Seagal:

1. Steven Seagal is...Pinching A Loaf

2. Steven Seagal is...Rubbing One Out

3. Steven Seagal is...Perplexed By Fractions

4. Steven Seagal is...Refusing To Shower

5. Steven Seagal is...Watching "Cool Runnings"

6. Steven Seagal is...In Time Out

7. Steven Seagal is...Trying On Sweaters

8. Steven Seagal is...Allergic To Dairy

9. Steven Seagal is...Scoffing At Cripples

10. Steven Seagal is...Definitely Not Reading

Add your own in the comments. You know you want to.

Posted by: AndrewR at 11:38 AM | Comments (156)
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1 Steven Seagal is... Adopting A Kitten.

Posted by: J at January 17, 2007 11:41 AM (xkl0e)

2 Steven Seagul is...Feeding the Olsens

Posted by: CUS at January 17, 2007 11:42 AM (bbXZq)

3 Steven Seagal is...Not Jamil Hussein

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2007 11:42 AM (mAhn3)

4 Steven Seagal is... Taking Up Knitting.

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 11:43 AM (xkl0e)

5 Steven Seagal is...Farting La Marseillaise

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 11:44 AM (GqxeF)

6 Steven Seagal is . . . Up Your Ass

Posted by: Alex at January 17, 2007 11:45 AM (fgyj8)

7 Steven Seagal is...Burying A Hobo

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2007 11:46 AM (mAhn3)

8 Steven Seagal is...Fat As Hell

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 11:47 AM (+WDfM)

9 Steven Seagal is ... Sockpuppeting His Blog

Steven Seagal is ... Truther Consequences in a Steven Seagall Production of The Day The Government Blew Up The Twin Towers directed by Steven Seagal.

The story of longtime CIA Man, Truther Consequences, who knows what really happened that day in September and will do whatever it takes to get that information to the People.

-

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 17, 2007 11:47 AM (dTi2n)

10 Steven Seagal is...Breaking A Hip

Steven Seagal is...Falling Down Stairs

Steven Seagal is...Calling Medic Alert

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 11:50 AM (+WDfM)

11 Steven Seagal is...Buying A Wheelchair

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 11:51 AM (+WDfM)

12 How about a bio picture?

Steven Seagal is. . .Vinny Fuckin' Falcone.

Posted by: Christopher at January 17, 2007 11:52 AM (SjUPQ)

13 Steven Seagal is...ODing on Zagnuts

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 11:53 AM (GqxeF)

14 Steven Seagal is...Thinking Eight Things

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 11:54 AM (GqxeF)

15 Steven Seagal is... Surfing the Seacrest.

NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at January 17, 2007 11:54 AM (JKlMI)

16 Steven Seagal is. . . Dick Cheney's Cock.

Posted by: Christopher (again) at January 17, 2007 11:54 AM (SjUPQ)

17 Ace does his Top Ten lists in reverse order.

Steven Seagal is ... busting LauraW's chops.

Posted by: Birkel at January 17, 2007 11:54 AM (12ooi)

18 Steven Seagal is...Accepting the Oscar

Posted by: Pupster at January 17, 2007 11:54 AM (NMGPj)

19 Steven Segal......Is So Over

Posted by: Tessarie at January 17, 2007 11:54 AM (CZc15)

20 Steven Seagal is...Sucking the BCS

Posted by: Judd at January 17, 2007 11:54 AM (Ndirp)

21 Steven Seagal is . . . Pushing Three Bills

Steven Seagal is . . . Not Selling Tickets

Steven Seagal is . . . Oiling His Ponytail

Steven Seagal is . . . Staying Fully Clothed

Steven Seagal is . . . Mumbling About Something

Posted by: skinbad at January 17, 2007 11:55 AM (SwH/f)

22 I can't tell you how hard I laughed at that, Pupster.

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 11:55 AM (GqxeF)

23 Steven Seagal is...Playing Sun City

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 11:56 AM (GqxeF)

24 Steven Segal is . . . Jumping the Shark

Posted by: Claire at January 17, 2007 11:57 AM (l1oyw)

25 Steven Seagal is. . .Better Off Dead.

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 17, 2007 11:58 AM (x0jT7)

26 Steven Seagal is ...Applying For Medicare

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 11:59 AM (+WDfM)

27 Steven Seagal is . . . Shaving His Jowls

Posted by: skinbad at January 17, 2007 12:00 PM (SwH/f)

28 Steven Seagal is... Getting A Spongebath

Steven Seagal's Nurse is...Ignoring His Erection

Posted by: lauraw at January 17, 2007 12:01 PM (+WDfM)

29 Steven Seagal is...Ace In Disguise

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2007 12:01 PM (mAhn3)

30 Steven Seagal is......Petting the Weasel

Posted by: HerrMorgenholz at January 17, 2007 12:01 PM (5aa4z)

31 Steven Seagal is. . .Counting his money

Steven Seagal is. . .mentally splitting atoms

Steven Seagal is. . .Kiefer Sutherland's bitch

Posted by: Drew at January 17, 2007 12:02 PM (gNyUT)

32 Steven Seagal is...."Feeding the Homeless".
Wait, I can do better....
Steven Seagal is...."Determining the Electronegativity", is he "Implanting the Embryo"?
Probably not....
Steven Seagal is...."Suckling the Teet".
So many ways to go....

Posted by: gator at January 17, 2007 12:03 PM (yqEtJ)

33 Steven Seagal is...Trying To Conceive

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 12:03 PM (GqxeF)

34 Steven Seagal is...Missing Kelly LeBrock
Steven Seagal is...A Huge Tool
Steven Seagal is...Developing Severe Diabetes

Posted by: Lapsed Leftist at January 17, 2007 12:05 PM (k/o2X)

35 Steven Seagal is . . . Avoiding Trans Fats

Posted by: skinbad at January 17, 2007 12:05 PM (SwH/f)

36 Steven Seagal is... Chicken inna Biskit

Posted by: wtf at January 17, 2007 12:07 PM (t3Mks)

37 Steven Seagal is... Getting Some Sliders

Posted by: J at January 17, 2007 12:08 PM (xkl0e)

38 Steven Seagal is . . . Banned From the Buffet

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at January 17, 2007 12:09 PM (s7Ian)

Steven Segal is... Sensetive yet Manly

1 Steven Seagal is... Adopting A Kitten.

Hahaha! Priceless, J Actually that would make a terrific movie. Big Steven, tiny kitten, mayhem ensues.

Posted by: 5Cats at January 17, 2007 12:10 PM (cVijR)

40 Steven Seagal is...Picking His Nose
Steven Seagal is...A Maladaptive Homonculus
Steven Seagal is...Hustling For Change
Steven Seagal is...Ripping His Pants
Steven Seagal is...Regretting Taco Bell

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 12:11 PM (UdJCa)

41 Steven Seagal is...Peckish for Cake
Steven Seagal is...Embarassing Van Damme
Steven Seagal is...On F'ing Notice!

Posted by: Lapsed Leftist at January 17, 2007 12:12 PM (k/o2X)

42 Steven Seagal is... trying the veal.

Posted by: wtf at January 17, 2007 12:12 PM (t3Mks)

43 Steven Seagal is..."Collecting some Precious Moments Figurines".

Steven Seagal is..."Whittling a Woodpecker".

Posted by: gator at January 17, 2007 12:12 PM (yqEtJ)

44 Steven Segal is ... Choking on Twinkies

Steven Segal is ... Hard to Watch

Steven Segal is ... Out for Pizza

Steven Segal is ... Waiting for Godot

Steven Segal is ... Above the 'Slaw (sorry, I couldn't help myself.)

Posted by: Blaytor at January 17, 2007 12:13 PM (kcCKv)

45 Steven Seagal is... So Very Gay.

Posted by: Phinn at January 17, 2007 12:15 PM (DiZv6)

46 Steven Seagal is...Questioning the Timing

Posted by: carl carlson at January 17, 2007 12:16 PM (bTQVB)

47 Oh my God, I can't stop

Steven Seagal is...Installing Burning Crusade
Steven Seagal is...Grinding for Mount
Steven Seagal is...Suspended for Profanity
Steven Seagal is...Levelling a Priest
Steven Seagal is...Looking for Group
Steven Seagal is...Running Dire Maul
Steven Seagal is...Neglecting his Children

Wait, all that is me instead of Steven Seagal.

Posted by: Lapsed Leftist at January 17, 2007 12:16 PM (k/o2X)

48 Steven Segal is...dead

Posted by: Max Power at January 17, 2007 12:17 PM (q177U)

49 Steven Seagal is...Lusting After Betty ('Cause you've got to be into Betty.)
Steven Seagal is...A High-Functional Retard
Steven Seagal is...Loading His Britches

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 12:17 PM (UdJCa)

50 Steven Segal is "Waxing his monkey"

Posted by: Chief White bear at January 17, 2007 12:18 PM (+tDKK)

51 Stevan Seagal is...Drunk as Ted Kennedy

Stevan Seagal is...Clubbing baby seals

Stevan Seagal is...Excited by Beckham joining the Galaxy

Stevan Seagal is...Intrigued by Pie Fucking

Stevan Seagal is...Contributing to Global Warming

Stevan Seagal is...More Lesbian than Rosie

Stevan Seagal is...Out for Pizza

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 17, 2007 12:18 PM (aIaFS)

52 Betty = Betsy

(See the Pat O'Brien thread from way back.)

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 12:18 PM (UdJCa)

53 Steven Seagal is...Not Chuck Norris

Posted by: Pixelflash at January 17, 2007 12:19 PM (O+1/6)

54 Steven Seagal is...Eating Cat Shit.

Posted by: Bart at January 17, 2007 12:19 PM (lpX2i)

55 "Petting the Weasel"?

Stop clapping before y'all make me smile!

Posted by: Shabazz K. Morton at January 17, 2007 12:20 PM (yqEtJ)

56 Steven Seagal is...Thinking He Sharted

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 12:20 PM (k7SeR)

Steven Seagal is...lifting one leg

Steven Seagal is...letting one fly

Steven Seagal is...smelling his fart

Steven Seagal is...in heavenly bliss

Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 12:21 PM (h76y6)

58 Steven Seagal is...Banned From China Buffet

Posted by: spongeworthy at January 17, 2007 12:22 PM (uSomN)

59 Steven Segal is... Chugging Val-U-Rite Vodka.

Posted by: Perpetual Student at January 17, 2007 12:22 PM (h19Xv)

60 Steven Seagal is...messing with HTML Italics Tags

Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 12:23 PM (h76y6)

61 Steven Segal is.....bowling for dollars
Steven Segal is.....Singing in the Rain
Steven Segal is.....making his dreams come true

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 17, 2007 12:24 PM (pzen5)

62 Steven Seagal is...A Grim Milestone.

Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at January 17, 2007 12:25 PM (ANkPG)

63 Steven Seagal is...Having Crotch Problems

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 12:26 PM (GqxeF)

64 Steven Seagal is...Stuk in Irak

Posted by: Drew at January 17, 2007 12:26 PM (gNyUT)

65 Steven Seagal is... Having My Baby.

Steven Seagal is... Flogging the Bishop.

Posted by: Bill H at January 17, 2007 12:26 PM (wnYi7)

66 Steven Seagal is...humping dead deer

Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 12:27 PM (h76y6)

67 Steven Seagal is...Screwing the Pooch.

Mike is technical advisor.

Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at January 17, 2007 12:27 PM (ANkPG)

68 Steven Segal is ...In Yur Base

Steven Segal is...killin yer d00dz

Posted by: MunDane at January 17, 2007 12:28 PM (Bi4Gu)

69 Steven Seagal is...Pounding His Pud!
Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at January 17, 2007 12:28 PM (ANkPG)

70 Steven Seagal is....eating the corpse
Steven Seagal is....bopping the baloney
Steven Seagal is....polishing the bishop

Posted by: nikkolai at January 17, 2007 12:28 PM (DyDYq)

71 Steven Seagal is...old and unhinged

Steven Seagal is...pullin his pudd

Steven Seagal is...chokin his chicken

Steven Seagal is...out of twinkies

Steven Seagal is...making horrible movies

Steven Seagal is..."blankety blank blank"

Posted by: Johnny OMA at January 17, 2007 12:29 PM (j2vfb)

72 Steven Segal is ... Under a Segway

Steven Segal is ... Crisp yet Fleshy

Steven Segal is ... Bilious but Magnanimous

Posted by: Blaytor at January 17, 2007 12:29 PM (kcCKv)

73 You can never bust Wickedpinto's chops enough.

Steven Seagal is Breaking A Bitch

Posted by: roc ingersol at January 17, 2007 12:29 PM (m2CN7)

74 Steven Seagal is...Starting With Dessert

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 12:30 PM (GqxeF)

75 Stevn Seagal is ... embarrassing William Shatner

Steven Seagal is ... washing David Hasslehoff's car

Steven Seagal is ... eating government cheese

Steven Seagal is ... refusing to placate

Posted by: Zorachus at January 17, 2007 12:30 PM (yJ5ul)

76 Steven Seagal is... Bringing Sexy Back.

Posted by: CorinthianJest at January 17, 2007 12:30 PM (CWAwi)

77 Y'know, almost all these great titles apply just as well to that super-smart "space" guy that was here a few days ago, being right about everything, and to our everlasting humiliation.

Just a thought.

Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at January 17, 2007 12:30 PM (ANkPG)

78 Steven Seagal is...Feeling His Oats

Steven Seagal is...Pumping the Neighbor's Cat

Steven Seagal is...Ready for Supper

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 17, 2007 12:31 PM (aIaFS)

79 Steven Seagal is...Flunking The LSATs

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 12:31 PM (GqxeF)

Steven Seagal is... Caught Wearing Thong.

tmi3rd

Posted by: tmi3rd at January 17, 2007 12:31 PM (1oOYY)

81 Steven Seagal is...Thanking Nancy!

Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 12:31 PM (h76y6)

82 steven segal is "made in japan"

steven segal is "marked for clearence"

steven segal is "founder of F.A.G."

steven segal is "not worth shit"

steven segal is "better than us"

"smarter than us"

"prettier than us"

"...

Posted by: us at January 17, 2007 12:32 PM (Fi3qk)

83 Steven Seagal is . . . Vin Diesel's Bitch

Posted by: Paulitics at January 17, 2007 12:32 PM (47+Ys)

Steven Seagal is...

On The Rag.

tmi3rd

Posted by: tmi3rd at January 17, 2007 12:32 PM (UpPn7)

85 Steven Seagal is.... Only Seven Calories.

Posted by: CorinthianJest at January 17, 2007 12:32 PM (CWAwi)

86 Steven Seagal is...part of a complete breakfast

Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 12:33 PM (h76y6)

87 Steven Seagal is ... Inundated with Velveeta.

Posted by: Phinn at January 17, 2007 12:33 PM (DiZv6)

88 Steven Seagal is...cutting the cheese

Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 12:34 PM (h76y6)

89 Steven Seagal is...Ordering Two Entrees

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 12:34 PM (GqxeF)

90 Steven Seagal is...now with extra fiber

Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 12:36 PM (h76y6)

91 Steven Seagal is...Wearing Sans-A-Belts.

Posted by: spongeworthy at January 17, 2007 12:36 PM (uSomN)

92 Steven Segal is.....Mounting Dead Deer

Steven Segal is.....Queer as Folk

Steven Segal is.....Looking for Work

Steven Segal is.....On a Diet

Steven Segal is.....Not Luke's Father

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 12:37 PM (omkIU)

93 Steven Seagal is...Wearing Your Ass for a Hat

Steven Seagal is...Eating off Everyone's Plate

Steven Seagal is...Stomping Mudholes

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 17, 2007 12:37 PM (aIaFS)

94 I can't believe none of y'all thought of:

Steven Segal is......Mounting a Truther

Posted by: John Galt at January 17, 2007 12:38 PM (Q5fOm)

95 Steven Seagal is learning to run

Steven Seagal is one donut short of a dozen

Steven Seagal is cooking with Crisco

Steven Seagal is cornholing

Posted by: roc ingersol at January 17, 2007 12:38 PM (m2CN7)

96 Steven Segal is.....Tushar's Gay Lover

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 12:38 PM (omkIU)

97 Steven Seagal is...Critiquing Pure Reason

Posted by: Monty at January 17, 2007 12:39 PM (/V4PN)

98 Steven Seagal is ... Prompting The Porpoise

Steven Seagal is ... Diving Into Sushi

Steven Seagal is ... Calling For Stuntman

Steven Seagal is ... "Acting" With Rapper .......again

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 12:39 PM (tVbxd)

99 Steven Seagal is ... Squeegeeing my Window

Steven Seagal is ... plowing the back forty

Steven Seagal is ... Greeting at Foxwoods

Steven Seagal is ... opening for Gallagher

Posted by: Zorachus at January 17, 2007 12:41 PM (yJ5ul)

100 Steven Seagal is .... Casper-ing his Weinberger.

Posted by: angler at January 17, 2007 12:41 PM (kSuu1)

101 Steven Seagal is Two Steps Away From Doing Porno

Posted by: roc ingersol at January 17, 2007 12:42 PM (m2CN7)

102 Steven Segal is.....Repeating 3rd Grade

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 12:42 PM (omkIU)

103 Steven Seagal is ..... suffering erectile dysfunction

Posted by: mastour at January 17, 2007 12:42 PM (Btieu)

104

>>Steven Segal is.....Tushar's Gay Lover

Said the jilted man who turned lesbian

Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 12:42 PM (h76y6)

105 Steven Segal is.....Flipping His Son

Posted by: Jim Webb at January 17, 2007 12:43 PM (omkIU)

106 Steven Seagal is...losing to the Patriots

Steven Seagal is...not chipping in

Steven Seagal is...eating the last slice

Steven Seagal is...dating a yak

Steven Seagal is...a Jedi

Steven Seagal is...Jacqueline Mackey Paisley Passey

Posted by: eddiebear at January 17, 2007 12:43 PM (wnU1W)

107 Steven Segal is ... Tripping the Rift

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 12:44 PM (TjqdC)

108 Steven Segal is ... a method actor

Posted by: Tushar D at January 17, 2007 12:45 PM (h76y6)

109 Steven Seagal is Steven Seagal

Posted by: Steven Seagal at January 17, 2007 12:45 PM (m2CN7)

110 MATT DAMON!

Posted by: Matt Damon at January 17, 2007 12:45 PM (h76y6)

111 That's it. I'm turning this bitch into a contest and starting a new thread.

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 12:46 PM (GqxeF)

112 Steven Seagal is ... working drive-thru

Steven Seagal is ... your waiter tonight

Steven Seagal is ... sparring Bea Arthur

Steven Seagal is ... just Trying to Help

Steven Seagal is ... harrassing William Morris

Steven Seagal is ... washing David Hasslehoff's car

Steven Seagal is ... living with Mom

Steven Seagal is ... channeling Pat Morita

Posted by: Zorachus at January 17, 2007 12:46 PM (yJ5ul)

113 Said the jilted man who turned lesbian.

Ha! I was only kidding Tushar.

Steven Segal is...Sorry for Offending.

Posted by: Rosetta at January 17, 2007 12:47 PM (omkIU)

114

Steven Seagal is...

Queen of Drag

Posted by: tmi3rd at January 17, 2007 12:47 PM (1oOYY)

115 Steven Segal is ... Using a lifeline
Steven Segal is ... Shitting his pants
Steven Segal is ... Washing Dirty Sanchez
Steven Segal is ... Copping a squat

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 12:48 PM (TjqdC)

116 Steven Seagal is... fellating Satan's Thorn.

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at January 17, 2007 12:48 PM (JKlMI)

117 Steven Segal ... Needs More Cowbell

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 12:50 PM (TjqdC)

118 Steven Seagal is ... Glad You're Talking about Him.

Posted by: Birkel at January 17, 2007 12:50 PM (2YSe9)

119 Is this really the best you could come up for for a new post?!?!

Come on I love you guys but this sucks....

Steven Seagal is...Bored with this Silly Shit

Posted by: meatball at January 17, 2007 12:50 PM (i8nuF)

120 Alright morons, put the new ones in the new thread. Don't make me look stupid by ignoring it.

Posted by: Andrew at January 17, 2007 12:51 PM (GqxeF)

121 Steven Segal is ... Leveraging His Synergy

Steven Segal ... Has Horizontal Strategy

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 12:51 PM (TjqdC)

122 Steven Seagal is...Anally Penetrating Me

(Oh I wish!)

Posted by: Lance Bass at January 17, 2007 12:56 PM (lpX2i)

123 steven seagal is....out for chinese

steven seagal in....tire down below

Posted by: mark c at January 17, 2007 12:57 PM (wTVTX)

124 Steven Segal is ... Sparking A Bowl
Steven Segal is ... Nairing His Ass
Steven Segal is ... Frying Some Baloney
Steven Segal is ... Squintin' Like Clint

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at January 17, 2007 12:59 PM (JefgB)

125 Steven Seagal is.... Out for Pizza

Steven Seagal is....Above the Buffet

Steven Seagal is.... Hard to Clothe

Steven Seagal is..... Passing Deadly Gas

Steve Seagal is... The GummyBear Man

Posted by: FreakyBoy at January 17, 2007 01:01 PM (vhP5O)

126 Steven Seagal is...The CIA Leaker.

Posted by: Valerie Flame at January 17, 2007 01:04 PM (lpX2i)

127 Steven Seagal is...playing with jewelry
Steven Seagal is...putting up his hair
Steven Seagal is...touring the facility
Steven Seagal is...picking up slack
Steven Seagal wears...a short skirt,
And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket

(With apologies to Cake)

Posted by: francis at January 17, 2007 01:11 PM (Br2DF)

128 Steven Seagal is...Owned by TBS!

Posted by: A. Truman North at January 17, 2007 01:17 PM (0/crF)

129 Rosies next girlfriend.

Posted by: Geo11 at January 17, 2007 01:23 PM (+k0u5)

130 Hard to Fill.

Posted by: Geo11 at January 17, 2007 01:24 PM (+k0u5)

131 Steven Seagal is - Void where Prohibited

Steven Seagal is - Running with Scissors

Posted by: theBman at January 17, 2007 01:25 PM (/vN7m)

132 Steven Seagal is... no Jack Kennedy

Posted by: SHS at January 17, 2007 01:28 PM (G3ZNO)

133 Steven Seagal is... Half Passed Out

Posted by: SHS at January 17, 2007 01:32 PM (G3ZNO)

134 Steven Seagal is... Out for Screech

Posted by: at January 17, 2007 01:33 PM (G3ZNO)

135 Steven Seagal is... Cleaning his Taint

Posted by: SHS at January 17, 2007 01:35 PM (G3ZNO)

136 Steven Segal is...Katie Sagal in Steven or Stephanie!

Steven Segal in...Premature Pinch

Steven Segal is... Painting by Numbers

Steven Segal is... Mr. Sensative Pony Tail Man!

Steven Segal in...The Swollen Prostate Gambit

Posted by: Uncle Tim at January 17, 2007 01:35 PM (W1mrP)

137 Steven Seagal is... Whiffing His Pits

Posted by: SHS at January 17, 2007 01:37 PM (G3ZNO)

138 Steven Seagal is...not worth 134 comments.

Posted by: Nice Deb at January 17, 2007 01:37 PM (SS68n)

139 Steven Seagal is... Dating New Genders

Posted by: SHS at January 17, 2007 01:39 PM (G3ZNO)

140 Warming the Gerbil.

Posted by: Geo11 at January 17, 2007 01:44 PM (+k0u5)

141 Steven Seagal is... Sexing Up Fatties

Posted by: SHS at January 17, 2007 01:46 PM (G3ZNO)

142 Steven Segal is...breaking my elbow.

Steven Segal is...David Caruso's Acting Coach

Steven Segal is...Chuck Norris's Prison Bitch

ok ok so I don't get the whole three word thing..

Posted by: y7 at January 17, 2007 01:51 PM (PYUGK)

143 Steven Seagal is...Expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

Ok, so I had two entries...

Posted by: TheSev at January 17, 2007 02:11 PM (JkjS2)

144 Steven Segal is Blinking while Shooting

OK, that was sort of an Inside Showbiz joke.
The Armorer on one of his movies said that every time he shot a gun, he closed his eyes.

Posted by: Retired Geezer at January 17, 2007 02:13 PM (/zHrd)

145 Steven Segal is ... Green Helmet Man
Steven Segal is ... Aiding And Abetting
Steven Segal is ... An Inconvenient Truth
Steven Segal is ... Pretty In Pink
Steven Segal is ... Better Off Dead
Steven Segal is ... KooKoo For Cocoa-Puffs
Steven Segal is ... Now Fat-Free!
Steven Segal is ... Rocky Balboa (NOT!)
Steven Segal is ... Losing His Mind
Steven Segal is ... Counting His Calories
Steven Segal is ... Mad About You

Good lord - this could go on for-evah!

Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 03:04 PM (uV/vg)

146 steven segal is....not worth the effort.

Posted by: dr. akim ullshitbay at January 17, 2007 03:06 PM (WT8ey)

147 heh - one more....

Steven Segal is ... Only 1 Calorie!

heh - another one...

Steven Segal is ... Loaded For Bear

I told you this could go on forever...

Steven Segal is ... Leaving A Stain
Steven Segal is ... Bowling For Dollars
Steven Segal is ... Past His Prime

Posted by: thaitied at January 17, 2007 03:12 PM (uV/vg)

148 There is a German card trick taking game called "Die Sieban Segal". You bid on how many suits of specific colors you plan on winning. You are penalized points for under or over biddingd. You take the ninja figure if you plan on trying to force others to take tricks they don't want. My friends call the game "Die Steven Seagal". Not nice, but funny.

Posted by: hadsil at January 17, 2007 03:43 PM (YZ/HQ)

149 Steven Seagal is . . . On Brokeback Mountain

Steven Seagal is . . . Boring boring boring

Steven Seagal is . . . Choking on Tofu

Steven Seagal's . . . Hair is plastic

Steven Seagal's . . . Movies are turgid

Steven Seagal . . . is fucking nuts

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 17, 2007 04:02 PM (K4lJ9)

150 Steven Seagal is...Having his prostate checked frequently by Dolph Lundgren.

Posted by: righTurn at January 17, 2007 04:04 PM (ojH/g)

151 Steven Seagal is...Hard To Fill..

Steven Seagal in Above The Prawns

Steven Seagal in Out For Lunch

Steven Seagal in Pony-Tailed Mullet

Steven Seagal in Fat Assed Buddha

Steven Seagal in Under Sedation 2: Dark Stools

Steven Seagal in Straight to Video

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152 Steven Seagal is buying Ace's Vodka.

Steven Seagal is completely trashed.

Steven Seagal is hating this blog!

Steven Seagal is Drinking our booze!

Steven Seagal is dead on arrival!

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2007 04:49 PM (rpSu5)

153
Steven Seagal is ... loaded for beer

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