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March 31, 2005

AllahPundit Presents the Ultimate Mash-Up: Lionel Ritchie Versus... Pat O' Brien
— Ace

And sent it to me. What a nice feller, huh? Weird that the freak won't even have a beer with me, but, whatever. Keep the cool photoshops and audiofiles coming.

Anyway... the following does not constitute copyright infringement, as it is a parody making fair use of previously-recorded material, and furthermore the previously-recorded material it samples is now debased to the point of unlistenability, and does not therefore compete with the original for sales.

That out of the way...

...and hoping Pixy will forgive me for uploading a large file before getting his explicit okay...

I proudly present, produced by AllahPundit, Lionel Ritchie's Hello, with additional guest vocals by Pat O'Brien. (Big file: 3.74MB.)

Content Warning, once again!

It may not be quite safe for work, but it's funny enough to gamble your future employment on.

Posted by: Ace at 09:20 PM | Comments (34)
Post contains 161 words, total size 1 kb.

1 Give it to us!

Posted by: Kadnine at March 31, 2005 09:41 PM (Eth7k)

2 Ya know what? The Beatles are good... but NO ONE can top Allah, the hundreth name of GOD!

Good stuff, Allah.

Posted by: Kadnine at March 31, 2005 10:25 PM (Eth7k)

3 hehehe

Allah make me feel so dirty.

I bet that's why he has so many followers.(praise be)
We all just want to go crazy with him.

He leaves messages in the Voicemail of my soul. I don't get the part about how we have to be into "Beetsy, my camel" though.

But it's Allah. And me makes me do crazy things.
Well.
Him and the blow.

Posted by: krakatoa at March 31, 2005 10:53 PM (5Ui07)

4 hilarious

Posted by: francisthegreat at March 31, 2005 11:03 PM (nuIsA)

5 I never heard why Allah went dark. Any help?

Posted by: bledsoe at April 01, 2005 02:17 AM (nlWFp)

6 Hey, what the hell, I'll have a beer with you. But I am cheap, so you'll have to pick up the tab.

Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes at April 01, 2005 03:58 AM (WsZ4F)

7 Great mix, Creator of Worlds.

Perhaps Allah can start a new Photoshop series on Pat called Creme-Oh.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 01, 2005 04:43 AM (l4adY)

8 This thing's got the best timing. Shit, it must have taken a few hours to drop in that udio from the tape and mix it just right. Amazing.

The only other song I could think of is "I Am So into You." But that's not quite the right mood of "Hello."

Posted by: KCTrio at April 01, 2005 05:01 AM (hT8GB)

9 I have a couple of ideas about Allah.

Maybe he's somebody famous.
Maybe he's a hideous warty hunchback.

Or maybe he has to protect his identity because he's been calling himself Allah for the last two years and people will kill you for that.

Whatever. I'm just happy to hear from the guy.

Posted by: lauraw at April 01, 2005 06:00 AM (ctQl4)

10 I'll have to download this later

O/T...did anyone see that pic of Pat Buchanan getting bukkaked? hilarious

Posted by: johnny at April 01, 2005 06:12 AM (OuLOj)

11 O/T...did anyone see that pic of Pat Buchanan getting bukkaked? hilarious

Look, I'm laughing at Pat O'Brien, but that's just sick and wrong. I don't think anyone, regardless of their sexual proclivities, would want to see that.

Posted by: KCTrio at April 01, 2005 06:47 AM (hT8GB)

12 Funny, but not sure if it is as you say funny enough to gamble my future on. I guess its a little late now.

Posted by: blancobrawler at April 01, 2005 07:14 AM (HpckG)

13 Or maybe he has to protect his identity because he's been calling himself Allah for the last two years and people will kill you for that.Most likely. You do know he's received death-threats, right?

Loose lips sink ships.

Posted by: fat kid at April 01, 2005 07:37 AM (yHxMk)

14 (and we've all read what the urinal wall says about Ace's "loose lips")

Posted by: fat kid at April 01, 2005 07:38 AM (yHxMk)

15 P.S. something about "hotdogs" and "hallways"

Damn, wrong thread AGAIN!

OK, enough out of me. I've got enough bullshit to keep up with in my T. Schaivo post. Fuckin Slate.

Posted by: fat kid at April 01, 2005 07:40 AM (yHxMk)

16 Or maybe he has to protect his identity because he's been calling himself Allah for the last two years and people will kill you for that.

Oh, that's a good reason, of course. Of all people, I get the desire to be anonymous.

But I'm anonymous too.

'Sides, there are ways to go out and meet people while protecting your real name and stuff. It's called "lying," and I've become pretty good at it.

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2005 07:42 AM (Q6+G6)

17 "'Sides, there are ways to go out and meet people while protecting your real name and stuff. It's called "lying," and I've become pretty good at it."-----Ace.

I think this sentence is a lie.

Posted by: Jack M. at April 01, 2005 08:45 AM (1W1ap)

18 Jack M:

Into veiled references to old Star Trek episodes? Or, do you just like logic puzzles?

I have a simple yes-no question for you. Those are the only two allowable answers:

Have you stopped molesting Beanie Babies?

No tricks, fucker, just answer the question yes or no.

Posted by: KCTrio at April 01, 2005 09:27 AM (hT8GB)

19
The beauty of Allah's mashup is that it is so beautifully paced. He takes his time with it. There's as much funny stuff two minutes in as there is at the beginning.

Timing, gentlemen.

This is a craftsman.

Posted by: The Colossus at April 01, 2005 10:32 AM (q9YxC)

20 Sheer genius, Allah. The first time I heard this recording, all that came through was vulgarity and sleazy desperation. But this mash-up forced me to really hear the pathos and longing that was driving Lionel Ritchie.

Posted by: utron at April 01, 2005 12:17 PM (CgIkY)

21 This is the way Hello was always supposed to sound.

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2005 12:25 PM (Q6+G6)

22 Allah's best work since "Bitchslap in Beantown". Now we just need a Photoshop of the "Hello" video where the creepy clay pot looks like O'Brien.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 01, 2005 02:48 PM (v3nBs)

23 Ace,

The funny thing about this, is "Pat O'Brien" probably actually got to "go crazy" with this chick, and she probably "got crazy" with Betsy too.

Laugh all you want.

The guy knows how to get action.

Posted by: MeTooThen at April 01, 2005 06:02 PM (38WFq)

24 Well, first of all, "Betsy isn't into it anymore." So she bailed.

As for nailing a chick... well, okay. He nailed some chick. And he nailed her so "good" that she kept his dirty tapes and humiliated him.

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2005 06:16 PM (Q6+G6)

25 KCT,

I wondered who would be the first to catch the Star Trek reference.

I'm not molesting beanie babies, per se, I'm just aggressively cuddling them.

Which may sound like pure semantics, but brother, it sure works when the staff at Toys-R-Us calls the local cops.

Posted by: Jack M. at April 01, 2005 06:17 PM (1W1ap)

26 DW took the liberty of creating an album sleeve for this inspired masterwork, in honor of Allah's glorious return to the ones and twos.

Posted by: RT at April 01, 2005 10:46 PM (8hecC)

27 RT:

That's some very funny shit. I like the phone conversation the best. Really adds the right touch.

Posted by: KCTrio at April 02, 2005 08:13 AM (hT8GB)

28 I had forgotten about this video

Posted by: lauraw at April 04, 2005 05:26 AM (zlq9p)

29 So is this the place where we post Allah sightings?

Heard this on www.star987.com this morning at 750am PST. So only about 1M+ listeners got to here his work (even if they had to bleep some parts....)

Allah needs to get on them to deposit some coinage into his tipjar.

Posted by: Scott_T at April 05, 2005 06:19 AM (QI18a)

30 you all need to have respect for god=allah
he=allah all mighthy is the one and only ,he =allah is not a human he =allah is our maker,thanks to he=allah for this life and for the one he has ready for us in the hereafter,amin,,,,,,,,,peace to all believers of god=allah no matter what religion or colour you are...,,,,,,,,,,peace

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