May 31, 2007

You Have No Idea How Many Hits I Get On Searches For "Fred Thompson's Wife"
— Ace

You know, Jeri Kehn, Fred Thompson's wife, Mrs. Fred Thompson, Mrs. Jeri Kehn Thompson, Mrs. Fred Jeri Kehn Thompson, Mrs. Jeri "Minnesota Tits" Thompson, the Future First Lady and The First Twins, "Stacey" and "Becca."

Just tossing all those in this post to grab searches.

And also, to grab searches from my three readers in Yemen, "Wife of Infidel Crusader Pig Dog With Knockers Like Ripe Casaba Melonns."

This is the part where i wanted to link the picture I'd uploaded of her, but I can't, because neither Google nor Yahoo cannot find a single frickin' post of mine anymore.

What the hell? Have they officially begun purging blogs from the search engines?

Here's Something:

poster88954523eu3.jpg

Thanks to BumperStickerist.


Posted by: Ace at 11:32 AM | Comments (54)
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1 Fred! needs to jump in the race in the fall. On the other hand, how many voters would he attract if his wife was shown in a summer bikini. Quandary.



Posted by: Stormy70 at May 31, 2007 11:35 AM (7WJsV)

2 Maybe they've begun purging right leaning blogs?


That is funny that you get a lot of hits that way though...

Posted by: Sinistar at May 31, 2007 11:43 AM (1Wvre)

3 They're called "Minnesota Mams" thank you very much.

Posted by: DoDoGuRu at May 31, 2007 11:45 AM (zZy28)

4

You suck at the Google; took me all of 20 seconds:


http://minx.cc/?post=220607


Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 31, 2007 11:48 AM (plsiE)

5
What the hell? Have they officially begun purging blogs from the search engines?

Don't think so, but Google is now separating "Web" and "Blog" links.  To explicitly search blogs you need to select the "Blog Search"
link from the "More" drop-down at the top of the new Google page.  The
default search is "Web" only, which I guess doesn't include blogs.

Also, in Google, you can punch in some terms and then use the tag "site:XXXXXX.com" to search within that site.  For instance: typing "waterfowl site:ace.mu.nu" into Google will bring up search results including your Geoffrey the Ass-Chasing Duck post.

Posted by: Alex at May 31, 2007 12:09 PM (fgyj8)

6

Fred's Campaign


Fred Thompson


He's Real,


and He's Spectacular!


http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/9003/poster88954523eu3.jpg


Posted by: BumperStickerist at May 31, 2007 12:13 PM (wieXQ)

7 Fuck Google. They blatantly ignore our Memorial Day while paying tribute to similar holidays in Australia, Canada, and the UK.  SF asswipes.

Posted by: ro-ro at May 31, 2007 12:14 PM (8xCvb)

8 hollowpoint,

That's not her, that's former gf Lorrie Morgan.  I posted that at the time because the one site with a good shot of Mrs. Thompson's Twins wouldn't let me link it and wouldn't let me save it to disk.

I found that one too.



Posted by: ace at May 31, 2007 12:17 PM (+u1X0)

9 I get a lot of residual hits (well, a lot for me, anyway) for Jeri Kehn also, due to my Babes of Fred Thompson post.

Posted by: geoff at May 31, 2007 12:24 PM (I/w6Z)

10

I truly hope that she can speak well. If she can come across as smart and articulate, then maybe we won't have to endure endless bimbo jokes about it.


Anyone ever seen her interviewed?


 


Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at May 31, 2007 12:25 PM (ndZwv)

11

I found you on Yahoo - try a search on Ace of Spades HQ.


You also have a wiki entry. Is there really near-pornographic vulgarity and utter stupidity - bordering on total mindless idiocy- posted here? Cool. Where?


I like vulgarity....


Posted by: Bubbly Excitement on Rye at May 31, 2007 12:30 PM (41Dd+)

12 Fred and Rudy in 2008.

Vote FRUDY!!!

Posted by: Mike Z as in Jersey at May 31, 2007 12:36 PM (kZT4X)

13 "Is there really near-pornographic vulgarity and utter stupidity - bordering on total mindless idiocy- posted here? Cool. Where?"

Check the best-of posts down on the right sidebar.  The "skank-a-thon" post probably takes the cake for the above.

Posted by: someone at May 31, 2007 12:37 PM (TXnhk)

14 I'm guessing she's a Gemini...

Posted by: Rich at May 31, 2007 12:38 PM (om6ls)

15

Check the best-of posts...


Whoaa! Now that's what I'm talkin' about! Thanks...uh....Someone?


Posted by: Bubbly Excitement on Rye at May 31, 2007 12:40 PM (41Dd+)

Posted by: Entropy at May 31, 2007 12:46 PM (HgAV0)

17 RWS, wasn't she a journalist for a period of time?  It seems likely that she is at least articulate, don't know about smart, but seems that some degree of proficiency with the english languge is a requirement for that job.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2007 12:49 PM (QTv8u)

18

Not much on Google for some reason; top result on a Yahoo search was the one you might have been looking for:


http://minx.cc/?post=224859


So I'm sorry for saying you suck at Google.  You suck at Yahoo.


Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 31, 2007 12:49 PM (plsiE)

19 Yeah, I've checked Ace's wiki a few times. Heh.

Posted by: Sinistar at May 31, 2007 12:50 PM (1Wvre)

20

Kehn (born January, 1967) is an attorney and a political media consultant at the Verner, Liipfert, Bernhard, and McPherson law firm in Washington, D.C. She had formerly worked for the Senate Republican Conference and the Republican National Committee.


Looks like she should have the skills that lead to being able to speak without soiling herself on stage.


Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2007 12:51 PM (QTv8u)

21

Flaming fuck*, the next president's wife isn't much older than me.


 


*Trying hard to live up to the AOSHQ profanity reputation.


Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at May 31, 2007 12:55 PM (nHcAJ)

22

Looks like she should have the skills that lead to being able to speak without soiling herself on stage.


The desirability of her doing so - and the political consequence thereof - is another matter entirely. Condemning the act of crapping herself just because "its never been done" might be considered judgemental and a bit premature. Let's give those two Mrs. Thompson a chance, and judge the act on its style, grace, and inherent artistic merit. Naturally, I mean no disrespect to you by these comments, WP.


Posted by: Bubbly Excitement on Rye at May 31, 2007 01:03 PM (41Dd+)

23 The Left says every Republican is dumb, so I doubt they'd stop in this case.

Posted by: Mike at May 31, 2007 01:05 PM (NnpEK)

24 She speaks VOLUMES without ever even opening her mouth.

FLILF.

Posted by: malphonse at May 31, 2007 01:05 PM (p1s9n)

25 I can't find anything other than a reference that she was acting as a sort of director in preparing for the "michael moore" response at knoxviews, which is a less than flattering review of fred in general.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2007 01:09 PM (QTv8u)

26 ace --  Blog or no blog, Google still thinks you're the #1 source for information on "slice like a hammer" and "slice like a fucking hammer".

Posted by: pbrown at May 31, 2007 01:14 PM (NP8hw)

27

Plenty of Yahoo links to "Scandi Ace", too. Even the "Is Ace a closet Scandi?" link. So you've got that wrapped up also.


Ace - your Yahoo-fu is weak, and your Google-fu smells of elderberries. I never thought I'd utter those dread words, alas. I am depressed.


Posted by: Bubbly Excitement on Rye at May 31, 2007 01:21 PM (41Dd+)

28 Forgive my ignorance - is that really his wife???



Posted by: Dave at May 31, 2007 01:49 PM (HBAny)

29 Speaking as a guy from Wisconsin, I have to admit . . . there just is something about Minnesota tits.

Posted by: Dan Collins at May 31, 2007 01:51 PM (PaHki)

30 I've got a much hotter picture of his wife! Although the cleavage in yours is much better.

Posted by: Kevin L. at May 31, 2007 01:52 PM (JzhnG)

31

PROTIP: In google's search box type Kehn site:ace.mu.nu


For other search items replace 'Kehn'


For other sites replace 'ace.mu.nu'


 


Remember kids, you can unlock any door, if you only have the key


Posted by: abwtf at May 31, 2007 02:19 PM (FJ/ua)

32 Fred, btw, has already caught Rudy on the betting markets.

I should have put some hard cash down instead of just making some friendly wagers close to home...

Posted by: someone at May 31, 2007 02:55 PM (TXnhk)

Posted by: someone2 at May 31, 2007 03:32 PM (gbH+r)

34 I just hope she has a sense of humour to go along with all that.  She's going to need it.

(Sorry about the *&%$#@ compaq again.)

Posted by: someone2 at May 31, 2007 03:33 PM (gbH+r)

35 I looked her up about 6 weeks ago - she's what? 25, 30 years younger than him. I commented this on HA.
Once the general voting public finds out, he's history.

Posted by: Tru at May 31, 2007 03:55 PM (jhGbr)

36 Tru, I don't think they will care.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2007 04:31 PM (QTv8u)

37
Ace. They started purged conservative sites from Google over a year ago as "hate speech." Check the Gates of Vienna blog.

Posted by: Nobody at May 31, 2007 04:34 PM (EbqrV)

38 The women will, Wickedpinto.

Posted by: Tru at May 31, 2007 04:55 PM (jhGbr)

39 Oh my good googly moogly. The AoS wiki entry is fuckin' hilarious.  It has to be a regular moron that's keeping it up. Whoever it is - thank you.

Posted by: Frankly at May 31, 2007 05:08 PM (Q8tsb)

40 Now that's some serious cleavage!

Posted by: John at May 31, 2007 05:38 PM (QC96i)

41

Now that's some serious cleavage


Interestingly enough, the National Bureau of Standards has recently been considering making those the Reference Standard of Cleavage. The standard unit - in line with our national heritage -  will be called a Continental Divide.


 


Posted by: Bubbly Excitement on Rye at May 31, 2007 05:47 PM (41Dd+)

42

Am I the only one that thinks Fred Thompson looks like a walking corpse? I keep wondering who's going to vote for a guy who looks like he won't even live til election day.


On the plus side, that rigor penis he's sporting sure does keep him in the chicks.


Posted by: Lord Floppington at May 31, 2007 05:58 PM (7FgWm)

43 Best campaign poster ever.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 31, 2007 06:03 PM (I4jEf)

44

Do you know who is rumored to be the next Bond girl?


Hint: she is they, as in two, as in twins.


Posted by: Bart at May 31, 2007 06:46 PM (8kpQa)

45

Surprise! Punching bag full of stinky underwear.


 


Hey Amish, where are you? You're supposed to be doing this shit, not me.


Posted by: Bart at May 31, 2007 06:49 PM (8kpQa)

46 Wouldn’t it be cool if Fred Thompson and Duncan Hunter were the 2008
ticket? And millions of drugged out lefties voted for them in the
mistaken belief they were voting for Hunter S. Thompson?

Posted by: V the K at June 01, 2007 12:21 AM (/0sRQ)

47 Hint: she is they, as in two, as in twins.

Yeah, but both of 'em put together just barely make one normal-sized chick.

Posted by: zetetic at June 01, 2007 04:30 AM (wvvkg)

48

Fred will save the hooters


but not the tiny hooters.


Posted by: captkidney at June 01, 2007 04:37 PM (cb2+E)

49 The ultimate skinny, here you go:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/06012007/news/nationalnews/babe_wife__40__boosts_goper__64_nationalnews_ian_bishop_________post_correspondent.htm



Posted by: Paul A'Barge at June 04, 2007 06:53 AM (T3gfS)

50 Or,
<A href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/06012007/news/nationalnews/babe_wife__40__boosts_goper__64_nationalnews_ian_bishop_________post_correspondent.htm">Fred's Wife</A>


Posted by: Paul A'Barge at June 04, 2007 06:53 AM (T3gfS)

51 uflaqed pcrvuw zcfvj oztmbucin tqenjb mlazjoi agkeqnswz

Posted by: zvhflq ngkvwhca at June 13, 2007 10:07 AM (7Au8K)

52 parqwt omijukrg zqwpkfc qelwc rtey icsgfebpq ctnlr

Posted by: uaknzhije eycrni at July 31, 2007 05:16 PM (xt7JW)

53  Test.

Posted by: Gabriel at May 02, 2008 06:49 AM (1Ug6U)

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