May 31, 2018

Yes Let's Continue Bowing and Scraping and Kneeling to Get Our Betters' Approval
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1 First?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 31, 2018 03:13 PM (xQfPr)

2 I'm on a roll.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 31, 2018 03:13 PM (xQfPr)

3 The leftists are such nice, NICE people.

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2018 03:14 PM (953wK)

4 Thank Allah!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:14 PM (md3fh)

5 For those of us who cannot see twitter on the work computer? Translation, please?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 03:15 PM (7UW64)

6 @WiredSources 5 minutes ago BREAKING: James Comey interviewed by federal Prosecutors as they investigate whether McCabe should be charged - WaPo

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2018 03:15 PM (Enq6K)

7 If only they could experience the "Naziism" they think they know so much about. Like on a Holodeck or something.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 31, 2018 03:15 PM (nILVB)

8
I always thought it was Naziism, with two I's.

Posted by: Ralph Nader's Stupid Imagination at May 31, 2018 03:15 PM (F3Q/M)

9 So, LIT took first AND second before posting Nood. Hmm, this should be referred to the AOSHQ ethics committee. Seems excessive.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:16 PM (md3fh)

10 It's even mispelled.

Posted by: Miklos, spelling nazi at May 31, 2018 03:16 PM (zCyNd)

11 For those of us who cannot see twitter on the work computer? Translation, please? Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 08:15 PM (7UW64) Wikipedia hates you and wants you to die. More or less.

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2018 03:16 PM (953wK)

12 BREAKING: James Comey interviewed by federal Prosecutors as they investigate whether McCabe should be charged - WaPo Posted by: Tami at May 31, 2018 08:15 PM (Enq6K) More prosecutin'. Less interviewin'. Please.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 03:16 PM (7UW64)

13 They hate us, they really really hate us. Just in case anybody was wondering.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at May 31, 2018 03:16 PM (Gs5TH)

14 *tee-hee!*

Posted by: The Left at May 31, 2018 03:16 PM (cp1if)

15 Dear Kevin McCarthy your concern is impressive

Posted by: Paulinjax at May 31, 2018 03:16 PM (YXYA7)

16 Wikipedia hates you and wants you to die. More or less. Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2018 08:16 PM (953wK) Well, duh.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 03:16 PM (7UW64)

17
It's even mispelled.

Only a nazi would know that.

Posted by: Ralph Nader's Stupid Imagination at May 31, 2018 03:16 PM (F3Q/M)

18 For those of us who cannot see twitter on the work computer? Translation, please? = lists Nazism as a Republican Party ideology

Posted by: runner at May 31, 2018 03:17 PM (bUjCl)

19 A SPELLING Nazi.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 03:17 PM (7UW64)

20 Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 08:15 PM (7UW64) Google says GOP=Nazism. Goldman says... Roseanne says truth; gets axed. Google makes shit up. TBD.

Posted by: golfman at May 31, 2018 03:17 PM (If3tB)

21 Dear Google, why would the anti-socialism party have national socialism as a plank?

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2018 03:17 PM (cp1if)

22 Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 08:16 PM (md3fh) Hey, I posted in bold to make sure that people would see it. I'm awesome like that.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 31, 2018 03:18 PM (xQfPr)

23 Trying to win an argument with a liberal is like trying to teach a pig to sing. It annoys the pig and is a waste of your time.

Posted by: ALH at May 31, 2018 03:18 PM (ZjGzE)

24 Speaking of Nazis: In Old Blog Post, MSNBC's Joy Reid Attacked Wolf Blitzer For Being Too Nice To Jews

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 03:18 PM (+y/Ru)

25 BREAKING: James Comey interviewed by federal Prosecutors as they investigate whether McCabe should be charged - WaPo Posted by: Tami at May 31, 2018 08:15 PM (Enq6K) More prosecutin'. Less interviewin'. Please. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 08:16 PM (7UW64) And when will McCabe be interviewed to talk about the Comey Obstruction of Justice charge?

Posted by: Don Q. at May 31, 2018 03:18 PM (NgKpN)

26 lists Nazism as a Republican Party ideology Posted by: runner at May 31, 2018 08:17 PM (bUjCl) Judging by the current GOP, they may be more correct than they know. Conservatives, OTOH....

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 03:18 PM (7UW64)

27 It's Wikipedia. I just checked. We're no longer even a smart military blog.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 31, 2018 03:18 PM (fuK7c)

28 I think both sides are equally to blame for the disinformation being thrown around. I think it's high time to denounce President Trump for this climate.

Posted by: C. Trevor Cuckington - Principled Conservative at May 31, 2018 03:18 PM (f3MDZ)

29 OK LIT, we'll let it go this time. Carry on.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:18 PM (md3fh)

30 For those of us who cannot see twitter on the work computer? Translation, please? Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 08:15 PM (7UW64) It said the ideology of the California Republican Party was Nazism.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2018 03:18 PM (vw6r3)

31 Tami darling, Thanks for your updates.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2018 03:18 PM (EFHJV)

32 Wikipedia appears to have airbrushed the slur off of the California GOP page. From their "Talk" page: "It's alarming that Wikipedia's automated processes failed to catch and correct this glaringly obvious libel" Yeah. Alarming.

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2018 03:18 PM (953wK)

33 Did Nazis have a single-payer health care system?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2018 03:19 PM (UOcKN)

34 It's the effing Babylonians!

Posted by: Pickles at May 31, 2018 03:19 PM (gt2pY)

35 33 Did Nazis have a single-payer health care system? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2018 08:19 PM (UOcKN) Overpriced high speed rail. And healthcare for illegal aliens.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 03:19 PM (7UW64)

36 They'll call us not-zees anyway, so fuck 'em, say what needs to be said.

Posted by: logprof at May 31, 2018 03:19 PM (e7oj4)

37 Did Nazis have a single-payer health care system? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May well you had to work for it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2018 03:19 PM (MTjB1)

38 BREAKING: James Comey interviewed by federal Prosecutors as they investigate whether McCabe should be charged - WaPo Posted by: Tami at May 31, 2018 08:15 PM (Enq6K) More prosecutin'. Less interviewin'. Please. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 08:16 PM (7UW64) Yep. Run this out. The corrupt FBI and DoJ are interviewing a corrupt former FBI and DoJ official.

Posted by: golfman at May 31, 2018 03:19 PM (If3tB)

39 For those of us who cannot see twitter on the work computer? Translation, please? Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 08:15 PM https://tinyurl.com/y9btd7n7

Posted by: escaped oaf [i] at May 31, 2018 03:20 PM (5i/Zh)

40 Nazis had a handy-dandy health program for Untermenschen. It started with towels and soap, nice and clean.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:20 PM (md3fh)

41 https://tinyurl.com/y9btd7n7 Posted by: escaped oaf at May 31, 2018 08:20 PM (5i/Zh) Yeah, no tinyurl, either. Guess I should go home to read this.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 03:20 PM (7UW64)

42 Bitter Clinger, it was called the Mengele method. You only paid once.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2018 03:20 PM (EFHJV)

43 Am I the only one who laughed? I'm so sorry.

Posted by: professor disarray, gg channel at May 31, 2018 03:21 PM (VHwfF)

44 Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 08:18 PM (md3fh) I'd also like to point out that calls for an ethics investigation seems out of character for someone named Ruthless.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 31, 2018 03:21 PM (xQfPr)

45
If President Trump right now said those nazis were "animals," how long until the Left/fake news took to the airwaves and defended nazis?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 31, 2018 03:21 PM (F3Q/M)

46 20. CALIFORNIA NAZIS? WIKIPEDIA CODSWALLOP? GOD SAID MAN SAID DOT COM!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 31, 2018 03:21 PM (fA1SL)

47 And that folks, is what LIBEL looks like

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 31, 2018 03:21 PM (h1jJh)

48 I think it's high time to denounce President Trump for this climate. Posted by: C. Trevor Cuckington - Principled Conservative at May 31, 2018 08:18 PM (f3MDZ) I always knew Jay Nordlinger lurked here. He's even caught on to the sock thing.

Posted by: golfman at May 31, 2018 03:21 PM (If3tB)

49 No, republicans are not Nazis. This why I not give to them money.

Posted by: George Soros, recalling the happy days of youth at May 31, 2018 03:21 PM (zCyNd)

50 First the ethics investigation, then the drawing and quartering. The whole process takes about a half an hour.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:21 PM (md3fh)

51 BREAKING: James Comey interviewed by federal Prosecutors as they investigate whether McCabe should be charged - WaPo ++++++ That can't be!! the NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN said so

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 03:22 PM (y3aQB)

52 Thank you for the replies. One final question, what was the Nazi position in globalization?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2018 03:22 PM (UOcKN)

53 Cali natzees got nuthin on Illinois natzees

Posted by: f'd at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (UdKB7)

54 I always wonder what the internet age would look like if actual grown adults invented and ran such outfits like google, youboob and microsoftpenis instead of the 8 year old lefty loons who actually do.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (EoRCO)

55 According to the Wiki history for this, it was only up for one minute before it was edited and removed.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (SRarZ)

56 BC: One word answer: Lebensraum.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (md3fh)

57 BREAKING: James Comey interviewed by federal Prosecutors as they investigate whether McCabe should be charged - WaPo Posted by: Tami at May 31, 2018 08:15 PM (Enq6K) --------------------------------------------------------- I sure hope that during this interview, at which I'm sure no recordings will be made, he's found to be completely truthful. Cuz lying to federal investigators is just beyond the pale.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (xQfPr)

58 Fuck them. War.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (jeQxb)

59 Wow. Every time I take the bait and look at these Twatter threads (or whatever the hell it is they call them) I'm still somewhat taken aback by what a virtual cesspool the medium truly is.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (Tyii7)

60 If President Trump right now said those nazis were "animals," how long until the Left/fake news took to the airwaves and defended nazis? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook They were turning there lives around. They just needed the lebensraum to pay for college. They dindu nuttin.

Posted by: Nancy Palsi at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (f3MDZ)

61 Hey everybody. Hi Ace. I am shocked that PuffHo allowed this piece to go through. It makes Roseanne sound almost... human!! https://tinyurl.com/y9omnpfd

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 03:24 PM (eMKNe)

62 @51, Well ain't that like asking the fucking fox who stole the chicken?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2018 03:24 PM (EFHJV)

63 Yeah, I know the left wants me dead. It may prove more difficult than they think.

Posted by: Eromero at May 31, 2018 03:24 PM (zLDYs)

64 See y'all tonight on the ONT.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 03:24 PM (eMKNe)

65 27 It's Wikipedia. I just checked. We're no longer even a smart military blog. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 31, 2018 08:18 PM (fuK7c) It's Google sourcing Wikipedia for the display information. In other words, it's both of them.

Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2018 03:24 PM (lKs2v)

66 It freaks me out to read the leftys' comments. I just keep telling myself that twitter is cable access for the crazy and that they are a tiny tiny fraction of the population. Otherwise, I'm thinking there will have to a fair amount of societal hygiene before things get back to normal.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2018 03:24 PM (yQpMk)

67 Hey DangerGirl! How you doing?

Posted by: lin-duh at May 31, 2018 03:24 PM (kufk0)

68
Bumper stickers seen today on a Subaru Outback:

on the left side:
Hillary for Prison 2016


on the right side:
a cartoon of an orange-haired Trump peeing on the word "Liberals"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 31, 2018 03:24 PM (F3Q/M)

69 And if it was the Ca Dems who were insulted, the culprit would have been doxed and fired by now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2018 03:25 PM (wdmm9)

70 Muh Principles tell me that Google needs a good, old-fashioned anti-trust ass-reaming.
Pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Whiten Your Sepulchres with Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 31, 2018 03:25 PM (0QYMt)

71 LOL

People remember shit like this when....you know.......when

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2018 03:25 PM (7+qdf)

72 They were turning there lives around. They just needed the lebensraum to pay for college. They dindu nuttin. Posted by: Nancy Palsi at May 31, 2018 08:23 PM (f3MDZ) They had the Spork of Divinity.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 03:25 PM (fZuhk)

73 GOOLAG is itchin' for regulation. Just begging for it. They're also working hard for me to not stop it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 31, 2018 03:25 PM (H8S+R)

74 BREAKING Comey interviewed regarding potential charges against McCabe and Rosenstein Rosenstein interviewed regarding potential charges against McCabe and Comey McCabe interviewed regarding potential charges against Comey and Rosenstein McCabe, Comey and Rosenstein secret memo implicates Mueller

Posted by: Miklos, webelo reporter at May 31, 2018 03:25 PM (zCyNd)

75 I saw a license plate that read "PRO GUNS" today.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 31, 2018 03:26 PM (nILVB)

76 Looking at the revision history at Wikipedia it looks like the slander was caught and corrected within minutes. But then they kept on doing it and so CAGOP had it locked down.

It all occurred in about an hours time today.

Posted by: bananaDream at May 31, 2018 03:26 PM (yRBj9)

77 They did have nice uniforms.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 31, 2018 03:27 PM (CPfoe)

78 31 Tami darling, Thanks for your updates. Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2018 08:18 PM (EFHJV) Huh?

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2018 03:27 PM (Enq6K)

79 According to the Wiki history for this, it was only up for one minute before it was edited and removed. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 08:23 PM (SRarZ) Oh, so it was from Wiki. That explains it since Wiki is open for people to edit. Which is why you really have to take a lot with a grain of salt. It's a wonderful tool, but some of it is too tempting for people not to fvck with. The Republican party would qualify.

Posted by: professor disarray, gg channel at May 31, 2018 03:27 PM (VHwfF)

80 Hi lin-duh!  I hope you are well.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 03:27 PM (SRarZ)

81 So the California Republicans invented Nazism in 1854? They were ahead of their time.

Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2018 03:27 PM (sdi6R)

82 Well, the Nazis were Greens.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 03:27 PM (qJtVm)

83 DangerGirl-You were on my mind today. Was going to send an email to check up on you but here you are. Want some duck?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2018 03:27 PM (EFHJV)

84 Eventually calling republicans Nazis loses its punch. I think we are past that point now and the only people who nod knowingly are people who would never vote republican, and bill Kristol.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2018 03:27 PM (wdmm9)

85 All you would have to do is pass a privacy law or two and Google and Facebook would go out of business. It would also have massive popular appeal. But I'm sure TruCons will come out and tell us how we need to continue to have businesses out to destroy conservatives because oligarchs making billions is why we fight.

Posted by: Jackso at May 31, 2018 03:28 PM (uc45P)

86 They did have nice uniforms. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 31, 2018 08:27 PM (CPfoe) Ikea furniture perfectly compliments a Hugo Boss wardrobe.

Posted by: Miklos, not that kind of sympathizer at May 31, 2018 03:28 PM (zCyNd)

87 Tami, where did you see this?

Posted by: ALH at May 31, 2018 03:28 PM (ZjGzE)

88 The limits of electoral politics. This won't end well

Posted by: oh brother at May 31, 2018 03:28 PM (6OUNd)

89 So the person for this slander, was it the employee that identified itself as a large building?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 03:29 PM (VnmUa)

90 @38 Sometimes I let my imagination run wild an imagine a just world where that piece of shit gets the Flynn treatment. FBI interrorgaror: He Jim this is going to be a friendly little chit chat about Andy. Comey: Ok, ok, what do you want to know? FBI interrorgator: Yeah Jim, we'll get to talking about Andy in a second, but first let's have a brief discussion about the Hillary Clinton investigation and then we'll dive into the leaks of those memos.... One can dream.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 31, 2018 03:29 PM (UfMVm)

91 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 08:27 PM (qJtVm) Own up: was that you in post #68?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 03:29 PM (fZuhk)

92 BTW, willow: Drew Magary, a blue check mark insane person who ostensibly writes about sports says that Ivanka is a piece of shit and deserves to be called whatever she gets called. I think this is transference right? Seeing as how Drew would let himself be cucked by any of 300 athletes, both professionals and top draft prospects, the beauty that Ivanka possess must drive a certain pain to his soul to know that the men he covers can have girls like that but he can't no matter how much his peen vibrates or tingles by looking at them.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 31, 2018 03:29 PM (FOPyv)

93 now who my God would leak about Homey Comey getting interviewed by Fed Prosecutors? PDT? Nope, Sessions? Nope, Wray ? Nope, RR ? Maybe Comey ? BINGO

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 03:29 PM (y3aQB)

94 I was going to go to a show down in D.C. but it's raining and thundering out and I said Naahhhhh... #OfficiallyOld

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 03:29 PM (qJtVm)

95 saw a license plate that read "PRO GUNS" today. Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 31, 2018 08:26 PM (nILVB) That's either really brave or really stupid or very cool. Depends on the state.

Posted by: professor disarray, gg channel at May 31, 2018 03:29 PM (VHwfF)

96 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 31, 2018 08:24 PM I remember seeing a Prius with a Molon Lane bumper sticker, driven by a guy smoking a cigar that would have given Freud the vapors. I LOL' d.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2018 03:30 PM (jeQxb)

97
Where did the phrase "hoe down" come from?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 31, 2018 03:30 PM (F3Q/M)

98 >>>BREAKING: James Comey interviewed by federal Prosecutors as they investigate whether McCabe should be charged - WaPo Stay tuned for the next installment of Failure Theater!

Posted by: Max Power [/i] [/b] at May 31, 2018 03:31 PM (q177U)

99 I'm a skeptic at heart.  I believe there are agent provocateurs on both sides.
So, when I see things like this and how quickly they are taken down, I think one of two things is possible.
Either some lefty asshole put this up to be an asshole and it was immediately caught and revised
or
Some righty asshole put this up to cause a kerfluffle on Twitter/media etc and it was immediately caught and revised.

Basically, the internet is full of assholes.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 03:31 PM (SRarZ)

100 The Nazis couldn't have inspired Republicans; they cared way more about the environment. Look at how dedicated they were in preventing overpopulation.

Posted by: T at May 31, 2018 03:31 PM (MmeCn)

101 Beavis says: MSNBC Democrat Party Propagandist Mika Brzezinski: Trump Is a 'Stone Cold Racist'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 03:31 PM (+y/Ru)

102 Nazzism https://youtu.be/xkznrpBIFf8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2018 03:31 PM (IqV8l)

103 And the minimizing of the new comment commences: Seventy-year-old Sally Field weighed in on Bee calling Ivanka a "feckless c**t," writing: "Ilike Samantha Bee a lot, but she is flat wrong to call Ivanka a c**t. C**ts are powerful, beautiful, nurturing and honest." F off sally field.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2018 03:31 PM (wdmm9)

104 BREAKING: James Comey interviewed by federal Prosecutors as they investigate whether McCabe should be charged - WaPo If they need someone to fill their water buckets, I can run a spigot.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at May 31, 2018 03:31 PM (0ogQG)

105 Own up: was that you in post #68? Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 08:29 PM (fZuhk) --- Ha ha, no. It reflects my sentiments, but I don't want my Precious keyed. I have a discreet "Resist" sticker that dates from the previous regime.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 03:31 PM (qJtVm)

106 If only they could experience the "Naziism" they think they know so much about. Like on a Holodeck or something. Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 31, 2018 08:15 PM (nILVB) They don't think they'll have to experience it since they will be the ones implementing it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 31, 2018 03:32 PM (/qEW2)

107 DangerGirl-You were on my mind today. Was going to send an email to check up on you but here you are. Want some duck?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2018 08:27 PM (EFHJV)



Ben!  How are you my dear?  Things are good here, but insanely busy.  Will our ducks hold until October?  I hope you are well and I hope life is good.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 03:32 PM (SRarZ)

108 85 All you would have to do is pass a privacy law or two and Google and Facebook would go out of business. It would also have massive popular appeal. Posted by: Jackso at May 31, 2018 08:28 PM I think I heard some story about a guy downloading his social media history to a thumb drive and then auctioning it off on Ebay. I think it got up to about $400 and one of the social media companies made Ebay delist it claiming it wasn't his property.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2018 03:32 PM (UOcKN)

109 Eventually calling republicans Nazis loses its punch The word Nazi, at least now, in our current culture, has been totally neutered. Especially when a Soros affiliation is greeted with a shrug.

Posted by: professor disarray, gg channel at May 31, 2018 03:32 PM (VHwfF)

110 Where did the phrase "hoe down" come from? - Shoot out at the brothel?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 03:32 PM (+y/Ru)

111 >>Tami, where did you see this? Washington Post. What did people think was going on with a team of federal prosecutors working with the Inspector General?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 31, 2018 03:32 PM (/tuJf)

112 Where did the phrase "hoe down" come from? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 31, 2018 08:30 PM (F3Q/M) 'cause at a "hoe down" you gits ta stop workin' in the fields and put yo' hoe down and partay!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 31, 2018 03:33 PM (n9EOP)

113 http://bit.ly/2JmBd87 ===== FBI Spy Stefan Halper's Media Contacts Could Pose A Problem, Retired FBI Officials Say

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 03:33 PM (y3aQB)

114 MSNBC Democrat Party Propagandist Mika Brzezinski: Trump Is a 'Stone Cold Racist'
The Democrats have been engaging in social eugenics for years now and have bred the perfect class of brainless idiots that will believe and preach any drivel they spoon into their empty little heads.
MikaMika is the perfect example of this, elevated because of her relation to Daddy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 31, 2018 03:33 PM (oVJmc)

115 That's either really brave or really stupid or very cool. Depends on the state. ====== Ohio

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 31, 2018 03:33 PM (nILVB)

116 Post #59-Notorious BFD This woman leans somewhat left but she says here that twitter is an addiction and lambasts it; I think she's correct: https://tinyurl.com/y7lqa52s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2018 03:34 PM (vw6r3)

117 3 The leftists are such nice, NICE people. Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2018 08:14 PM (953wK) Samantha Bee could not Bee reached for comment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at May 31, 2018 03:34 PM (YuRun)

118 DangerGirl, yes you will still have ducks in Oct.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2018 03:34 PM (EFHJV)

119 I would figure that Eris would have a cool vehicle painted in a high tech anti-keying paint that is also active camouflage for when the police come looking for illegally parked vehicles, it looks like a fire hydrant.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 03:34 PM (VnmUa)

120 MSNBC Democrat Party Propagandist Mika Brzezinski: Trump Is a 'Stone Cold Racist' ===== Was she bleeding from a facelift?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 31, 2018 03:34 PM (nILVB)

121 has Knockwurst Bukkakevitch paid us a visit today?

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at May 31, 2018 03:34 PM (KxbBq)

122
'cause at a "hoe down" you gits ta stop workin' in the fields and put yo' hoe down and partay!

I judge this explanation as: Accurate!

I never thought it about it before now. But yeah, a hoe-down is simply putting your farm implements down for a respite with your fellow farmers.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 31, 2018 03:34 PM (F3Q/M)

123 OK, I'm lost. What is this all about? Did some Progs put this up or did an official GOP group do it? Is this a joke? 'Splain it to me, Lucy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b] at May 31, 2018 03:35 PM (GdWl+)

124 The Democrats have been engaging in social eugenics for years now and have bred the perfect class of brainless idiots that will believe and preach any drivel they spoon into their empty little heads. MikaMika is the perfect example of this, elevated because of her relation to Daddy. Posted by: Mr. Peebles Duckspeak comes from the throat, not the brain. No thought involved whatsoever.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 31, 2018 03:35 PM (f3MDZ)

125 They don't think they'll have to experience it since they will be the ones implementing it. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 31, 2018 08:32 PM (/qEW2) Right?

Posted by: Menshevists at May 31, 2018 03:35 PM (fZuhk)

126 People remember shit like this when....you know.......when - The Burning Times.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 03:35 PM (+y/Ru)

127 Why couldn't a libel suit ensue?

Posted by: George LeS at May 31, 2018 03:35 PM (59GGI)

128 No need for all that, Anna. Just bumper stickers that morph to "Bernie" and "Legalize".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 03:35 PM (qJtVm)

129 Quick! Someone show up dressed as a Furry for the next Mika broadcast.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 03:35 PM (VnmUa)

130
Hrothgar, then what's a HOOTENANNY??

Hahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 31, 2018 03:35 PM (F3Q/M)

131 Hey, I want a duck in October too!!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 31, 2018 03:36 PM (kufk0)

132 Oh, yes. I forgot to ask for conjectures on how Vichy's column tomorrow will praise Google for this.

Posted by: George LeS at May 31, 2018 03:36 PM (59GGI)

133 101 Beavis says: MSNBC Democrat Party Propagandist Mika Brzezinski: Trump Is a 'Stone Cold Racist' Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 08:31 PM (+y/Ru) I don't believe she will ever forgive Trump for the bleeding plastic surgery at Mar a Lago remark.

Posted by: Pickles at May 31, 2018 03:37 PM (gt2pY)

134 This is very dangerous territory. There is no sanction that cannot be imposed on a "nazi."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2018 03:37 PM (EZebt)

135 Hey, I want a duck in October too!! Posted by: lin-duh at May 31, 2018 08:36 I want a new duck.

Posted by: Hey, Louie, Dewey and the News at May 31, 2018 03:37 PM (jeQxb)

136 It isn't a joke until they add a peas and corn and broccoli medley as the secret formula for the vigorous and lively goosestepping.

Posted by: Fritz at May 31, 2018 03:37 PM (J7XgW)

137 Seventy-year-old Sally Field weighed in on Bee calling Ivanka a "feckless c**t," writing: "Ilike Samantha Bee a lot, but she is flat wrong to call Ivanka a c**t. C**ts are powerful, beautiful, nurturing and honest."

I'll bet you hers isn't anymore.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2018 03:37 PM (O5Q3r)

138 The IP address that vandalized the Wikipedia CaliGOP page was a Comcast address . . . probably in the Bay Area. Color me surprised.

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2018 03:38 PM (953wK)

139 Dear Google, WTF! The first step in standing up for oneself is to accord others as they deserve. Giving them the honor of polite address is too much. How about Hey ASSHOLES!! Take that shit off the page or be sued for more money than the Fed can create! That would be for starters.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 31, 2018 03:38 PM (z79tQ)

140 Sock fail.

Posted by: Huey, Louie, Dewey and the News at May 31, 2018 03:38 PM (jeQxb)

141 @111 Shitting in hallways EPA style? Fucking a chicken? Putting cover sheets on their TPS reports?

Posted by: Kreplach at May 31, 2018 03:38 PM (UfMVm)

142 The next six years are going to be epic! Investing in popcorn futures.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:38 PM (md3fh)

143 Yeah, I saw this earlier today. Can't even say I'm surprised. The reckoning. It's coming.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 31, 2018 03:38 PM (dUJdY)

144 lin-duh, I am searching for something else for you. Has something to do with chocolate and Port.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2018 03:38 PM (EFHJV)

145 DangerGirl, yes you will still have ducks in Oct.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2018 08:34 PM (EFHJV)



Then, my dear sir, we will fetch them then.  However, if we have an opportunity to get to you sooner, I will most definitely let you know.  Things are just busy and unpredictable at the moment with Mr. D's dad in the state he is currently in.  We never know when we'll be summoned in an emergency.  So. Much. Fun.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 03:38 PM (SRarZ)

146 >>>BREAKING: James Comey interviewed by federal Prosecutors as they investigate whether McCabe should be charged - WaPo No, he shouldn't. WDYA ?

Posted by: Lord Jim at May 31, 2018 03:38 PM (iOL28)

147 Good idea to sign up for

https://gab.ai/home
and join the AoS Moron Horde group
https://tinyurl.com/y862bgj5
Currently 1148.
Shooting for 2000.
Screw Twitter.

Posted by: Monty James at May 31, 2018 03:39 PM (gKOMX)

148 Hrothgar, then what's a HOOTENANNY?? What about Hullabaloo ? https://youtu.be/FobD7KUrp00

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2018 03:39 PM (IqV8l)

149 Hrothgar, then what's a HOOTENANNY?? Hahahahahahaha! Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 31, 2018 08:35 PM (F3Q/M) Owl'll have to think about that!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 31, 2018 03:39 PM (n9EOP)

150 34 It's the effing Babylonians! Posted by: Pickles at May 31, 2018 08:19 PM (gt2pY) I was raised in Babylon, NY*. You will be hearing from my attorney. *This part is true, not a joke. When I went to college, one guy I met said "That's great! It's like saying 'I'm from Gomorrah.'"

Posted by: George LeS at May 31, 2018 03:39 PM (59GGI)

151 This woman leans somewhat left but she says here that twitter is an addiction and lambasts it; I think she's correct: It was designed to be addictive from the beginning. Somewhere out there on that Intarwebz thingy is a video from one of the psychologists who was on the ground floor of FB and he says they wanted their customers emotionally hooked on their "product." Creepy stuff.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b] at May 31, 2018 03:39 PM (GdWl+)

152 I can remember when vaginas were something you never talked about. Now you can't turn around without one being shoved in your face.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:39 PM (md3fh)

153 I want a new duck.

Posted by: Hey, Louie, Dewey and the News at May 31, 2018 08:37 PM (jeQxb)



I am seriously envious of how quick some of you motherquackers are.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 03:39 PM (SRarZ)

154 while Google is a SJW outfit and I was pissed off by this, the fact that it comes from wiki explains a lot. a couple of weeks ago, Brewers fans were infuriated when Angel Hernandez, the shittest ump in mlb, made some rotten calls that nearly cost the Crew a game.(he is suing MLB because he has never worked a WS and he claims, absurdly, that it's because mlb is bigoted against Hispanics. No, it's because he's shitty.). I went to his wiki page and someone had put in "Angel Hernandez should die." And it stayed up for at least an hour. for the record, I think Hernandez should be canned. I don't want him to die. But that's how easy it is to f around with wiki.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 31, 2018 03:39 PM (H80UQ)

155 It was good of Wikipedia to put that in there. Keeps us on our toes.

Posted by: Tres Gawdy at May 31, 2018 03:40 PM (9tO1t)

156 This is how you get Bane.

Posted by: Pickles at May 31, 2018 03:40 PM (gt2pY)

157 Lived in Babylonia, moved to Arizona..

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 03:40 PM (VnmUa)

158 A Hootenanny is what you get if you cross an owl with a goat.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:40 PM (md3fh)

159 Hey ASSHOLES!! Take that shit off the page or be sued for more money than the Fed can create! That would be for starters. Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 31, 2018 08:38 PM (z79tQ) The complaint was misaddressed in the first place. The result came from the Wikipedia precis, which had been vandalized. Google didn't generate or vet the content.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 03:41 PM (fZuhk)

160 For California Governor/Gauleiter Supports: sustainable vegetarian lifestyle public transit importation of foreign workers fuel-efficient cars legalization of drugs such as Pervitin abortion on demand, with no age limit

Posted by: the very Green Mr. Hilter at May 31, 2018 03:41 PM (zCyNd)

161 It was designed to be addictive from the beginning. Somewhere out there on that Intarwebz thingy is a video from one of the psychologists who was on the ground floor of FB and he says they wanted their customers emotionally hooked on their "product." Creepy stuff. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 31, 2018 08:39 PM (GdWl+) .... Yeah, I think it's called a dopamine feedback loop.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2018 03:41 PM (UOcKN)

162 The funny thing about this is the CA version of the Republican party is the weakest, most mealy-mouthed, retreat-prone state organization. Ever since demographic changes made it difficult for actual conservatives to win, the state Republican party became me-too Democrats. And with jungle primaries it's become completely irrelevant.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 31, 2018 03:41 PM (h2Bdk)

163 For your amusement, here is "Down To Earth" by the Flight Facilities (the show I was going to see) with Sam Rockwell showing off some fancy footwork (about a minute in): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH5L4qTVsTk

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 03:41 PM (qJtVm)

164 "Cunts are powerful, beautiful, nurturing
and honest.



Newspeak.  That word has never referred to anything powerful, beautiful, nurturing and honest.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 03:41 PM (SRarZ)

165 Illinois nazis....hah! Pikers

Posted by: Surf nazis at May 31, 2018 03:41 PM (CDETr)

166 I can remember when vaginas were something you never talked about. Now you can't turn around without one being shoved in your face. Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 08:39 Sort of like how the love that dared not speak its name is now the love that won't shut the fuck up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2018 03:41 PM (jeQxb)

167 One of the unappreciated ironies of this idiotic slander, of course, is that the CA GOP is a laughable parody of the Beltway GOPe.  Not every elected member (there are a few), but most.


Still think the surprisingly responsible and politically sensible rebellion of the Orange and SD County supervisors (voted to join the federal suit against CA's "sanctuary" law) is a flash in the pan.  Sadly.


To put it in national terms, all but the extreme (i.e., normal) "fringe" of the CA GOP could be summed up as a "not who we are" party.  Everyday experience and most surveys show voter attitudes on most hot-button issues (incl. mass illegal migration) are not much different than nationally.  But there is zero-point-zero political entrepreneurship on display.  Almost nobody even attempting to tap into all kinds of resentments and frustrations.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 03:42 PM (QDnY+)

168 This is very dangerous territory. There is no sanction that cannot be imposed on a "nazi." Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2018 08:37 PM (EZebt) Class, today's thought question is "Would you support killing Hitler as a child if it would prevent the rise of naziism?"

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 31, 2018 03:42 PM (n9EOP)

169 Oh this is good. Red Steve (Stephen Miller) on twitter found an old Acosta tweet about John Legend talking to Obama about....wait for it....Prison reform. http://tinyurl.com/ycebwmua

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2018 03:42 PM (Enq6K)

170 Note.... the President of Google... who owns YouTube... Was born and raised in India. The CEO of Microsoft.... same... India has a way different culture than the US... and their culture does not enshrine Freedom and Rights... like the US does... and yes... the culture you are raised in, does matter.

Posted by: Don Q. at May 31, 2018 03:42 PM (NgKpN)

171 A Hootenanny is what you get if you cross an owl with a goat. Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 08:40 PM (md3fh) ..... I've been lied to my whole life....

Posted by: Great Horned Owl at May 31, 2018 03:42 PM (UOcKN)

172 Surf Nazis, they are so lame on how they totally hog the pipe

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 03:42 PM (VnmUa)

173 We need a new Victorian Age, stat!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:42 PM (md3fh)

174 Tom Servo- You around?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2018 03:43 PM (EFHJV)

175 John Goodman Gives First Reaction to 'Roseanne' Firing: I'd 'Rather Say Nothing Than to Cause More Trouble' - It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to go full Sally Fields.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 03:43 PM (+y/Ru)

176 Too bad PP wasn't around to take care of that Hilter character. Sad.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:43 PM (md3fh)

177 160 For California Governor/Gauleiter Supports: sustainable vegetarian lifestyle public transit importation of foreign workers fuel-efficient cars legalization of drugs such as Pervitin abortion on demand, with no age limit Posted by: the very Green Mr. Hilter at May 31, 2018 08:41 PM (zCyNd) I don't read the propositions. I read who endorsed the proposition. Anything endorsed by Kevin de Wetback, Tom Steyer, the SEIU, etc. is all I have to see to know which way to cast my probably pointless vote. It saves a lot of time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at May 31, 2018 03:43 PM (YuRun)

178 FBI Spy Stefan Halper's Media Contacts Could Pose A Problem, Retired FBI Officials Say Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 08:33 PM (y3aQB) Problem? Problem? Are you crazy! Problem? Problem? Problem? I dreamed all last night, that everyone that should be in prison got off scot-free due to a "problem". And there they were, handing out the checks! One for you, and one for you...

Posted by: Dad from "Breaking Away" at May 31, 2018 03:44 PM (EoRCO)

179 It's Google sourcing Wikipedia for the display information. In other words, it's both of them. Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2018 08:24 PM (lKs2v) Yea, but google probably just has an algorithm set up that pulls from Wiki and populates certain fields. So they either have to stop using Wiki as a source or check everything, and that would not be possible. Still despise google though. Wiki is actually pretty amazing...the very best of cooperation among people. It is an example of the best of the internet...the counterpoint to twitter and its minions and all the bad stuff.

Posted by: professor disarray, gg channel at May 31, 2018 03:44 PM (VHwfF)

180 164 "Cunts are powerful, beautiful, nurturing and honest. Newspeak. That word has never referred to anything powerful, beautiful, nurturing and honest. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 08:41 PM (SRarZ) Words mean only what I say they mean, nothing more, and nothing less!

Posted by: Humpty Dumpty at May 31, 2018 03:44 PM (NgKpN)

181 We need a new Victorian Age, stat! Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 08:42 PM (md3fh) Look man, if you want some of my laudanum just ask. There's plenty to go around.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 03:44 PM (fZuhk)

182 150 34 It's the effing Babylonians! Posted by: Pickles at May 31, 2018 08:19 PM (gt2pY) I was raised in Babylon, NY*. You will be hearing from my attorney. *This part is true, not a joke. When I went to college, one guy I met said "That's great! It's like saying 'I'm from Gomorrah.'" Posted by: George LeS at May 31, 2018 08:39 PM (59GGI) Who would think naming a town (Babylon) in America is a good idea....especially in NY of all places?

Posted by: Pickles at May 31, 2018 03:44 PM (gt2pY)

183 173 We need a new Victorian Age, stat! Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 08:42 PM (md3fh) Or at least an enclave. I'm all for a Diamond Age enclave with a big wall around it to keep out the riffraff.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 31, 2018 03:44 PM (h2Bdk)

184 176 Too bad PP wasn't around to take care of that Hilter character. Sad. Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 08:43 PM (md3fh) Would've TCB'ed Obama, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at May 31, 2018 03:44 PM (YuRun)

185 Ohh, laudanum. Just push it through the USB port, thanks.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:45 PM (md3fh)

186 182 Who would think naming a town (Babylon) in America is a good idea....especially in NY of all places? Posted by: Pickles at May 31, 2018 08:44 PM (gt2pY) The same people who named Long Island towns Mastic and Shirley.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 03:45 PM (VM6ev)

187 152 I can remember when vaginas were something you never talked about. Now you can't turn around without one being shoved in your face. Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 08:39 PM (md3fh) --- Now imagine them attached to twigglypuffs thrusting theirs in your face...

Posted by: MechaHillary 3.0 - needing a software update at May 31, 2018 03:45 PM (zCpUM)

188 Or at least an enclave. I'm all for a Diamond Age enclave with a big wall around it to keep out the riffraff. Posted by: Ace's liver at May 31, 2018 08:44 PM (h2Bdk) I call dibs on a skull gun.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 03:45 PM (fZuhk)

189 John Goodman knows the First Rule of Damage Control - Stop Digging.

Alas others simply can't and soon we are staring at the gaping chasm known as Sally Field's vajayjay....

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 03:45 PM (VnmUa)

190 What is all this "first" envy? If someone is first they are first. If being the first at the post is meaningful to them so be it. JaBePas

Posted by: gNewt at May 31, 2018 03:46 PM (UG4SD)

191 Wiki is actually pretty amazing...the very best of cooperation among people. It is an example of the best of the internet...the counterpoint to twitter and its minions and all the bad stuff. Posted by: professor disarray, gg channel at May 31, 2018 08:44 PM (VHwfF) I would agree if not for the fact that a cabal of far left wing people control 95% of the edits.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 31, 2018 03:46 PM (h2Bdk)

192 And the soyboy who wrote that in probably thought he was being terribly, terribly clever. Sigh.

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at May 31, 2018 03:46 PM (1FhAQ)

193 We need a new Victorian Age, stat! Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 08:42 PM Will there be high heeled button up boots for the 'ettes

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2018 03:46 PM (jeQxb)

194 Off creepy sock

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 31, 2018 03:46 PM (zCpUM)

195 BREAKING: James Comey interviewed by federal Prosecutors as they investigate whether McCabe should be charged - WaPo Posted by: Tami at May 31, 2018 08:15 PM (Enq6K) --------------------------------------------------------- Investigators from the District of Columbia U.S. Attorney's Office recently interviewed former FBI director James Comey as part of a probe into whether his deputy, Andrew McCabe, broke the law by lying to federal agents - an indication the office is seriously considering whether McCabe should be charged with a crime, a person familiar with the matter said. District of Columbia? No, no, no! They must have meant Utah. They must mean prosecutors from Utah! Huber will come. Huber's second special counsel investigation will bring it under control.

Posted by: Malibu Hitler at May 31, 2018 03:46 PM (DuAZ5)

196 188 Or at least an enclave. I'm all for a Diamond Age enclave with a big wall around it to keep out the riffraff. Posted by: Ace's liver at May 31, 2018 08:44 PM (h2Bdk) I call dibs on a skull gun. Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 08:45 PM (fZuhk) You can have it as long as I get the book.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 31, 2018 03:47 PM (h2Bdk)

197 Now you can't turn around without one being shoved in your face. ==== You won't hear me complain!

Posted by: Ellen DeGenerate at May 31, 2018 03:47 PM (nILVB)

198 189 John Goodman knows the First Rule of Damage Control - Stop Digging. Alas others simply can't and soon we are staring at the gaping chasm known as Sally Field's vajayjay.... Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 08:45 PM (VnmUa) The more they defend Samantha Pee and attack Roseanne, the more they ensure a massive win in '18 and '20. What part of "this is how you got Trump" do they not get?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 03:47 PM (VM6ev)

199 Don;t forget to deploy the aerial nanobots to deal with all the bad data out there.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 03:47 PM (VnmUa)

200 High top button shoes and whalebone bustles for the 'Ettes. Only the very best from freshly nuked whales.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:47 PM (md3fh)

201 I mean, there's brain chemicals that get turned on through positive emotions. This is what Jordan Peterson points out when he compares our nervous systems to those of lobsters.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b] at May 31, 2018 03:47 PM (GdWl+)

202 Ben Had...I didn't understand your post to me @ 31.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2018 03:47 PM (Enq6K)

203 The show Carnivale had a episode called Babylon after a dustbowl mining town in Texas. Things didn't turn out so well. Damn good show that deserved a 3rd season to complete the story arc.

Posted by: Pickles at May 31, 2018 03:47 PM (gt2pY)

204 40 Nazis had a handy-dandy health program for Untermenschen. It started with towels and soap, nice and clean. Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 08:20 PM (md3fh) ------------------------------ Heh. Actually, it all started with single-payer, centralized government healthcare, as opposed to the subsidized but decentralized, mostly private system before Hitler. IOW, it started with the exactly same thing the Dems want. Hey, you have to have a system like that before you can....um....improve the health of the populace.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 31, 2018 03:48 PM (0jtPF)

205 193 We need a new Victorian Age, stat! Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 08:42 PM Will there be high heeled button up boots for the 'ettes Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 31, 2018 08:46 PM (jeQxb) I'm not even a foot fetishist but those things looked hawt.

Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2018 03:48 PM (sdi6R)

206 All hail Queen Nell and Her Mouse Army

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 03:48 PM (VnmUa)

207 High top button shoes and whalebone bustles for the 'Ettes. Only the very best from freshly nuked whales. Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 08:47 PM Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2018 03:48 PM (jeQxb)

208 200 High top button shoes and whalebone bustles for the 'Ettes. Only the very best from freshly nuked whales. Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 08:47 PM (md3fh) --- Umm...good luck trying to get some of us in that getup.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 31, 2018 03:49 PM (zCpUM)

209 "Ace's liver" beating me to some of my points there.


I really wonder though - I think there is plenty of support for sane policies in many counties and districts, even some coastal ones - but the GOP is just so farcical it resembles a small/fringe party like Peace and Freedom or Green.


And the jungle primary, as Ace's liver reminds us, means that many voters literally have only Ds on the ballot.


I don't buy that it's as simple as demo changes, or the '86 amnesty.  The Davis recall/Ahnuld election showed some desperation around real issues.  And something seemed to "snap" just before the Obamination era. 


Up to 2007, stupid referendum items were regularly stomped.  After that ..... complete clown-show, apart from Prop Eight (marriage redefinition), nothing important and sensible has passed, and more and more insane s**t has passed.



Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 03:49 PM (QDnY+)

210 173 We need a new Victorian Age, stat! Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 08:42 PM (md3fh) --- I want the laudanum and the top hats, the absinthe and monocles, and the Brunell-level Big Science. Maybe not so much the child labor* and galloping STDs. * Street arabs in picturesque tatterdemalion are okay

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 03:49 PM (qJtVm)

211 High top button shoes and whalebone bustles for the 'Ettes. Only the very best from freshly nuked whales. Posted by: Ruthless Black wool suits and shirts soaked in 5 gallons of starch in the middle of summer, where do I sign up?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 31, 2018 03:49 PM (f3MDZ)

212 Seventy-year-old Sally Field weighed in on Bee calling Ivanka a "feckless c**t," writing: "Ilike Samantha Bee a lot, but she is flat wrong to call Ivanka a c**t. C**ts are powerful, beautiful, nurturing and honest." F off sally field. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2018 08:31 PM (wdmm9) "Power Cunt." I just wanted to try that out and, er, see what it looked like.

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2018 03:49 PM (953wK)

213 None of the Untermenschen were suffering from any illnesses after their "treatment" was complete. It was amazingly 100% effective against diseases of all kinds.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:49 PM (md3fh)

214 I'll give Trump the benefit of the doubt on issues like trade and tariffs. These aren't things that interest me much and Trump has been pretty good on these things so far.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 31, 2018 03:50 PM (kYU4t)

215 The show Carnivale had a episode called Babylon after a dustbowl mining town in Texas. Things didn't turn out so well. Damn good show that deserved a 3rd season to complete the story arc. Oh, I loved that show. I re-binged it not long ago wondering why it never got a third season. At some point toward the end of Season 2 it got completely insane and stopped making sense. I would have loved for it to have made sense and kept going.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 31, 2018 03:50 PM (fuK7c)

216 Will there be high heeled button up boots for the 'ettes Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 31, 2018 08:46 PM (jeQxb) Will high heels made of advanced composite materials be able to bear the weight of Generation Trigglypuff?

Posted by: not The, but A, Manolo at May 31, 2018 03:50 PM (zCyNd)

217 All hail Queen Nell and Her Mouse Army Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 08:48 PM (VnmUa) Let us retire to The House of the Venerable and Inscrutable Colonel for further discussion.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 03:50 PM (fZuhk)

218 Hoe downs and hootenannies eventually lead to kerfuffles and fisticuffs.

Posted by: fly gal at May 31, 2018 03:51 PM (vPVe1)

219 Tami, sorry for not being clear. You have been bringing a lot of top stories to the site that might have been missed and I thank you for that.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2018 03:51 PM (EFHJV)

220 76 Looking at the revision history at Wikipedia it looks like the slander was caught and corrected within minutes. But then they kept on doing it and so CAGOP had it locked down. It all occurred in about an hours time today. Posted by: bananaDream at May 31, 2018 08:26 PM (yRBj9) Different vandalism. That was the "authoritarianism" line. The Nazi stuff went on May 24 and wasn't corrected until the 30th.

Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2018 03:51 PM (lKs2v)

221 Trigglypuff will be the new standard of feminine beauty. The pendulum, she swings....

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:51 PM (md3fh)

222 208 200 High top button shoes and whalebone bustles for the 'Ettes. Only the very best from freshly nuked whales. Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 08:47 PM (md3fh) --- Umm...good luck trying to get some of us in that getup. Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 31, 2018 08:49 PM (zCpUM) I think the assumption with that time of clothing is the presence of full-time servants to help you dress. Also, any garment that leaves one unable to breath properly should probably be left in the past.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 31, 2018 03:51 PM (h2Bdk)

223 Only if made of carbon nanotube along with nanite auto-stabilization

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 03:51 PM (VnmUa)

224
Hoe downs and hootenannies eventually lead to kerfuffles and fisticuffs.


I rate this as: True

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 31, 2018 03:52 PM (F3Q/M)

225 Hoe downs and hootenannies eventually lead to kerfuffles and fisticuffs. Posted by: fly gal at May 31, 2018 08:51 PM (vPVe1) Donnybrooks, even, especially if there are any of Irish heritage about.

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2018 03:52 PM (953wK)

226 it is sad, none of the usual suspects are doing their "akkksuallly...the gop is the opposite of nazis" schtick. I wonder why

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 31, 2018 03:52 PM (FOPyv)

227 Will high heels made of advanced composite materials be able to bear the weight of Generation Trigglypuff? Posted by: not The, but A, Manolo at May 31, 2018 08:50 PM You had to go and ruin the visual, didn't you?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2018 03:52 PM (jeQxb)

228
Okay, now what's the difference between a Thingamajig and a Thingamabob?


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 31, 2018 03:52 PM (F3Q/M)

229 Black wool suits and shirts soaked in 5 gallons of starch in the middle of summer, where do I sign up? Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 31, 2018 08:49 PM (f3MDZ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHze0SqB5Zg

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 03:52 PM (fZuhk)

230 Servants? No problem, just open up the borders an voila! Servants all over the freaking place.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:52 PM (md3fh)

231 How many Kong Bucks do you have Hogmartin?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 03:52 PM (VnmUa)

232 "Power Cunt." --- I saw Power Cunt headline with Pussy Riot and Sheelanagig at Meow Mix.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 03:53 PM (qJtVm)

233 The complaint was misaddressed in the first place. The result came from the Wikipedia precis, which had been vandalized. Google didn't generate or vet the content. Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 08:41 PM (fZuhk) That may be true, but the point about polite supplication versus serious anger stands. You can't appear to be a pussy to a bully, then expect to be treated well.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 31, 2018 03:53 PM (z79tQ)

234 Okay, now what's the difference between a Thingamajig and a Thingamabob? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 31, 2018 08:52 PM (F3Q/M) One's got a doohickey, the other don't.

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2018 03:53 PM (953wK)

235 Hoe downs and hootenannies eventually lead to kerfuffles and fisticuffs. Posted by: fly gal at May 31, 2018 08:51 PM (vPVe1) What's all that hullabaloo? Ruffians and mountebanks?

Posted by: 19th century old guy at May 31, 2018 03:53 PM (zCyNd)

236
remember the WHATCHAMACALLIT candy bar?


Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at May 31, 2018 03:53 PM (F3Q/M)

237 How many Kong Bucks do you have Hogmartin? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 08:52 PM (VnmUa) *grabs head* aggggg book shear! ...got a stack of Gippers here.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 03:53 PM (fZuhk)

238 Power Cunt should have opened for Power Station

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 03:54 PM (VnmUa)

239 Heh. Actually, it all started with single-payer, centralized government healthcare, as opposed to the subsidized but decentralized, mostly private system before Hitler. IOW, it started with the exactly same thing the Dems want. Hey, you have to have a system like that before you can....um....improve the health of the populace. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 31, 2018 08:48 PM (0jtPF) The insidious problem is that when the government pays, a) everybody thinks he's entitled to an opinion on what others do, and b) after a while, the government - which inevitably will run healthcare badly, and at a deficit - will look for ways to save money. So they cut back, and cut back some more. Soccer moms have obviously not figured this out, because the obvious place to cut expenditures is on healthcare for women, who are the major consumers of healthcare. (Cutting healthcare for 20-something guys doesn't save hardly anything.) Ultimately, however, government bureaucrats look at their dire finances, and then cast baleful looks at elderly retirees (and others) who do not pay taxes, but are instead costly to keep alive. Next stop: vans with the exhaust routed back through the passenger compartment for those people. It's as logical a progression as night following day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at May 31, 2018 03:54 PM (YuRun)

240 Hoe downs and hootenannies eventually lead to kerfuffles and fisticuffs. Posted by: fly gal at May 31, 2018 08:51 Which, if unchecked, can lead to shenanigans.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2018 03:54 PM (jeQxb)

241 Good evening Horde, Not tired of winning Extremely tired of bowing and scraping Wonder how many filters I can remove and keep my kob

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 31, 2018 03:54 PM (IDhUW)

242 Wiki is actually pretty amazing...the very best of cooperation among people. It is an example of the best of the internet...the counterpoint to twitter and its minions and all the bad stuff. Posted by: professor disarray, gg channel at May 31, 2018 08:44 PM (VHwfF) I would agree if not for the fact that a cabal of far left wing people control 95% of the edits. Posted by: Ace's liver at May 31, 2018 08:46 PM (h2Bdk) Well, that part I don't know about. If it is true, then it is another example of the right not being active. The Wiki pages i go to are not political.

Posted by: professor disarray, gg channel at May 31, 2018 03:54 PM (VHwfF)

243 Now no more shenanigans, no more tomfoolery, no more ballyhoo.

Posted by: George Plimpton at May 31, 2018 03:54 PM (fuK7c)

244 Is that the Vagina Candybar? Did it have nuts inside?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:54 PM (md3fh)

245 218 & 224. Without timely intervention, these can even erupt into full-on argy-bargy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 31, 2018 03:54 PM (fA1SL)

246 Okay, now what's the difference between a Thingamajig and a Thingamabob? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 31, 2018 08:52 PM (F3Q/M) Thingamabobs only go on the right side of the gizmo, never the left.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 31, 2018 03:54 PM (z79tQ)

247 Dearie, the only thing powerful about the cunny was the stench.

Posted by: Mrs. Doubtfire at May 31, 2018 03:54 PM (nILVB)

248 Also, any garment that leaves one unable to breath properly should probably be left in the past.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 31, 2018 08:51 PM (h2Bdk)



Ballgags are ok though, right?

Posted by: Trey Gowdy at May 31, 2018 03:55 PM (sXefu)

249 Power Cunt should have opened for Power Station Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 08:54 PM (VnmUa) They usually opened for The Buzzcocks.

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2018 03:55 PM (953wK)

250 I've got a Thinga, but what about Bob?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:55 PM (md3fh)

251 Got enough Gippers to afford Sweet Reason?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 03:55 PM (VnmUa)

252 179 It's Google sourcing Wikipedia for the display information. In other words, it's both of them. Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2018 08:24 PM (lKs2v) Yea, but google probably just has an algorithm set up that pulls from Wiki and populates certain fields. So they either have to stop using Wiki as a source or check everything, and that would not be possible. Still despise google though. Wiki is actually pretty amazing...the very best of cooperation among people. It is an example of the best of the internet...the counterpoint to twitter and its minions and all the bad stuff. Posted by: professor disarray, gg channel at May 31, 2018 08:44 PM (VHwfF) Except if you look now the google info doesn't list ideology for them. And oh yeah the California Democratic Party still gets their ideology displayed on there Google search. So why completely remove it rather than just allow the correct information to display. Wikipedia is no better than the other crap listed. Subject to regular vandalism and pushing progressivism.

Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2018 03:56 PM (lKs2v)

253 >>'ll give Trump the benefit of the doubt on issues like trade and tariffs. These aren't things that interest me much and Trump has been pretty good on these things so far. You should. They are the core of why Trump ran and the core of everything he is doing. The only reason North Korea is at the table right now is because Trump turned the screws on China. And every other sanction he has placed, particularly those against Canada and Mexico, are all about trade with China at their core. Everything that is going on right now is because Trump is upturning 50 years of foreign trade policy. This is why the uniparty hates him so much.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 31, 2018 03:56 PM (/tuJf)

254 Got enough Gippers to afford Sweet Reason? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 08:55 PM (VnmUa) I just threw away a brand-new top-of-the-line motorcycle in the middle of the street because I didn't feel like pushing it half a block to the garage. I am on an expense account that would blow your mind.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 03:57 PM (fZuhk)

255 I quit gab.ai last night.  After some dickbag threatened to dox our business website which is attached to my personal page.  I'm over social media.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 03:57 PM (SRarZ)

256 Whatchamacallits are still around I think. Good candy bar.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 31, 2018 03:57 PM (kYU4t)

257 It's kind of amazing how some of us continue trying to have an intelligent discussion while people like me are making all kinds of wise acre remarks. It's kind of like what it must be inside the head of someone with severe multiple personality disorder.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:57 PM (md3fh)

258 >>>"I like Samantha Bee a lot, but she is flat wrong to call Ivanka a c**t. C**ts are powerful, beautiful, nurturing and honest."<<<
Dry, flaky, and gray is no way to embolden a new generation of Power Cunts.

Posted by: Fritz at May 31, 2018 03:57 PM (J7XgW)

259 That's just a blatantly false statement.  No way the GOP could be Nazis.  The Nazis willingly fought pretty much the entire world, came within an ace of winning, and didn't give up until they were bled white and totally overrun.  The GOP pisses itself at the sight of its own shadow.  No, scratch that.  That's an unfair characterization.
The GOP pisses itself at the mere mention of its own shadow.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 31, 2018 03:57 PM (rznWS)

260 Motorcycle? Do you have a nuclear sidecar?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 03:58 PM (VnmUa)

261 Posted by: Malibu Hitler at May 31, 2018 08:46 PM (DuAZ5) ===== UMM Chuckles you might want to Google who the DA of D.C. is now before shitting your pants

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 03:58 PM (y3aQB)

262 Someone explain "nazism"

Posted by: Ben Wa at May 31, 2018 03:58 PM (FTPVM)

263 Sorry. Left this hanging in the last thread: 425 ??? I knew they were elected by their state assemblies, not by direct state citizen vote, but didn't the Constitution always stipulate a 6 year term? ~~~~~~~~~~~ At the outset of the adoption of the Constitution, one-third of the Senators were elected for two years, one-third for four years and one-third for six years, so they could get the staggered election pattern going. Posted by: Brian Swisher at May 31, 2018 08:24 PM (82KP/) ------- The staggering at the beginning had nothing to do with it. Senators stayed on for an average of four years until a little after the Civil War. That's an 80 year time period. Posted by: MAGA at May 31, 2018 08:57 PM (LnOh3)

Posted by: MAGA at May 31, 2018 03:58 PM (LnOh3)

264 Except if you look now the google info doesn't list ideology for them. And oh yeah the California Democratic Party still gets their ideology displayed on there Google search. So why completely remove it rather than just allow the correct information to display. Wikipedia is no better than the other crap listed. Subject to regular vandalism and pushing progressivism. Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2018 08:56 PM (lKs2v) I suspect Google truncated the CaGOP Wiki info it was slurping in from Wikipedia and blurping out in its search page result, in response to getting called out on the Wikipedia vandalism.

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2018 03:59 PM (953wK)

265 I was raised in Babylon, NY*. You will be hearing from my attorney. *This part is true, not a joke. When I went to college, one guy I met said "That's great! It's like saying 'I'm from Gomorrah.'" Funny

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 31, 2018 03:59 PM (IDhUW)

266 Did Nazis have a single-payer health care system? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May well you had to work for it. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2018 08:19 PM (MTjB1) That's what made it free.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2018 04:00 PM (yQpMk)

267 The same people who named Long Island towns Mastic and Shirley. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 08:45 PM (VM6ev) I looked them up. Mastic is a plant resin from the Mediterranean to make roads. Shirley means a "I have a song for you (Hebrew). IICR without copying and pasting both. I'm sure I screwed it up somewhere but isn't there a song/hymnal/Bible verse about the road to Babylon and singing it? And redpill me but wasn't Babylon a bad thing for the folks of Jewish heritage?

Posted by: Pickles at May 31, 2018 04:00 PM (gt2pY)

268 Someone explain "nazism" Posted by: Ben Wa People who worship Naz Perez. Must be some huge Dodger fans.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 31, 2018 04:00 PM (f3MDZ)

269 "Different vandalism. That was the "authoritarianism" line. " Incorrect. The "Nazism" line was added by user 50.225.53.2 at 19:40 on May 31; the next revision at 19:41 on May 31 by user 73.175.36.237 corrected it.

Posted by: Alex at May 31, 2018 04:00 PM (vshng)

270 153 I want a new duck. Posted by: Hey, Louie, Dewey and the News at May 31, 2018 08:37 PM (jeQxb) I am seriously envious of how quick some of you motherquackers are. +++++ Yes, love the humor of the Horde

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 31, 2018 04:00 PM (IDhUW)

271 Motorcycle? Do you have a nuclear sidecar? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 08:58 PM (VnmUa) If you've got a plank and a 'poon.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 04:00 PM (fZuhk)

272 @35 33 Did Nazis have a single-payer health care system?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2018 08:19 PM (UOcKN)

Overpriced high speed rail.
Actually, the rates for Eastbound trains were quite reasonable. Accommodations could be a bit cramped, though, and the amenities sucked.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 31, 2018 04:01 PM (rznWS)

273 Trump is Enki, breaking people infected with detrimental namshubs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 04:01 PM (VnmUa)

274 Sara Carter in on Hegdehog Hannity after he gets done with his verbal vomit

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 04:01 PM (y3aQB)

275 158 A Hootenanny is what you get if you cross an owl with a goat. +++++ See, this humor

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 31, 2018 04:01 PM (IDhUW)

276 Well, that part I don't know about. If it is true, then it is another example of the right not being active. The Wiki pages i go to are not political. Posted by: professor disarray, gg channel at May 31, 2018 08:54 PM (VHwfF) It's not that the right isn't active. It's that the leftists have taken over the foundation and actively exclude people from the right. Most people stay at it for awhile and then throw up their hands in disgust. Wikipedia is a great site if you wan to know how to do a latch hook stitch, or you're interested in Rankine cycle heat engines, but it's useless if you want to know something about Gamergate or the Rotherham grooming gangs.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 31, 2018 04:01 PM (h2Bdk)

277 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2018 04:02 PM (KCxzN)

278 239---....It's as logical a progression as night following day. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 08:54 PM (YuRun) ----------------------------- THIS.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 31, 2018 04:02 PM (0jtPF)

279 My Hootenanny wasn't humor, it was science. Science I say!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:02 PM (md3fh)

280 Whatchamacallits are still around I think. Good candy bar.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 31, 2018 08:57 PM (kYU4t)



Isn't that a chocolate covered rice crispy bar? If so, I approve.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at May 31, 2018 04:02 PM (sXefu)

281 well you had to work for it. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2018 08:19 PM (MTjB1) That's what made it free. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2018 09:00 PM (yQpMk) --- Well done.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 04:02 PM (qJtVm)

282 Rigs make the best 'poon targets for a free ride. All that lovely metal.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 04:02 PM (VnmUa)

283 It is very progressive of google to be able to say "We didn't make the mistake, it was Wikipedia, and further it was random low level people at Wikipedia and we can never know for sure who it was, so no use in trying"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2018 04:03 PM (wdmm9)

284 We apologize for the recent entry which listed "Nazism" as an ideology of the Republican Party. The correct entry should have listed "Facism" as an ideology of the Republican Party.We apologize to anyone who was offended by the error.

Posted by: Your Friends At Google at May 31, 2018 04:03 PM (O5Q3r)

285 Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2018 09:00 PM (yQpMk) --- ISWYDT

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 04:03 PM (UiRxW)

286 I never thought I would live long enough to see another Cultural Revolution let alone think it would happen in the United States. My guess is that the Samantha Bee hopes that Google appoints her as administrator of the Google/Facebook/Twitter run labor death camps.There is no doubt in my mind that the cunt would relish the ability to murder her ideological opponents in the most horrific ways imaginable. #DestructionOfTheFourOlds

Posted by: Trigger Warning at May 31, 2018 04:03 PM (YRXy3)

287 Rigs make the best 'poon targets for a free ride. All that lovely metal. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 09:02 PM (VnmUa) Like Hillary's exoskeleton.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 04:03 PM (fZuhk)

288 @83: "Want some duck?"
Looks like you either got a consonant or a vowel wrong in that offer.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 31, 2018 04:03 PM (rznWS)

289 The Watchamacallit bar is still in production but I haven't seen one in years.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 04:04 PM (SRarZ)

290 Eeewwww, there are somethings no one wants to 'poon. Just ask Billy Jeff.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 04:04 PM (VnmUa)

291 I suspect Google truncated the CaGOP Wiki info it was slurping in from Wikipedia and blurping out in its search page result, in response to getting called out on the Wikipedia vandalism.

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2018 08:59 PM (953wK)



Well, we're evil. So there's that.

Posted by: Sergey Brin at May 31, 2018 04:05 PM (sXefu)

292 181 We need a new Victorian Age, stat! Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 08:42 PM (md3fh) Look man, if you want some of my laudanum just ask. There's plenty to go around. ++++ Are you sharing? Sure, I mean yes please.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 31, 2018 04:05 PM (IDhUW)

293 Peking Duck love you long time!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:05 PM (md3fh)

294 289 The Watchamacallit bar is still in production but I haven't seen one in years. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 09:04 PM (SRarZ) How bout Bugles?

Posted by: eleven at May 31, 2018 04:05 PM (+lOpA)

295 269 "Different vandalism. That was the "authoritarianism" line. " Incorrect. The "Nazism" line was added by user 50.225.53.2 at 19:40 on May 31; the next revision at 19:41 on May 31 by user 73.175.36.237 corrected it. Posted by: Alex at May 31, 2018 09:00 PM (vshng) Incorrect the Nazism line was added on the May 24th edit. And then it wasn't removed until the May 30th edit. The May 31st edit you are talking about is a copycat. Notice that in that edit the Nazism appears as the last in the list. And there is also no mention of "green conservatism," as in the google display. But if you look at the May 24th edit, you will see that Nazism is listed first and green conservatism is included just like in the Google display.

Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2018 04:06 PM (lKs2v)

296 The Watchamacallit bar is still in production but I haven't seen one in years. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 09:04 PM (SRarZ) There's a shop around here that has sells kinds of Bit-O-Honey and Squirrel Nut Zippers and every ancient candy there is. I don't know when any of it was actually made though.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 04:06 PM (fZuhk)

297 If a Republican edited, say, the DNC chairs Wikipedia page to say "Perez is Hillary Clinton's bottom bitch" that person would be named, address published, and fired from whatever job he had within the hour.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2018 04:06 PM (wdmm9)

298 242 The Wiki pages i go to are not political. Posted by: professor disarray, gg channel at May 31, 2018 08:54 PM (VHwfF) Non-political Wiki pages are useful for looking up basic stuff. Pages about butterflies and planets are generally decent references, and you can always go to books and scientific papers for more in-depth research. But yeah, Wiki is not trustworthy about anything that is remotely political.

Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2018 04:06 PM (sdi6R)

299 Also, while I come from PA and have been to the Hershey factory multiple times, they make some of the worst, most waxy chocolate products, IMHO.

When I want real chocolate, I turn to the smaller, more artisan companies here, or order my shit from overseas (Cadbury UK).

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 04:07 PM (SRarZ)

300 People who like black licorice have some splainin to do.

Posted by: eleven at May 31, 2018 04:07 PM (+lOpA)

301 I think Hersheys bought Cadbury years ago.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:07 PM (md3fh)

302 219 Tami, sorry for not being clear. You have been bringing a lot of top stories to the site that might have been missed and I thank you for that. Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2018 08:51 PM (EFHJV) Oh ok...you're welcome!

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2018 04:07 PM (Enq6K)

303 JackStraw makes an excellent point we don't discuss much here - Trump's economics-based foreign policy assertiveness.


Separate from the China connection - one of the few situations that *isn't* directly linked to China - Trump exiting the Iran fiasco and implementing tough sanctions seems to be shaping up spectacularly well.  Foreign investors, shippers, banks - all cutting back or ending business with Iran.


Turmoil inside Iran right now is receiving the now-normal black-out treatment from the "press" in the US.  But things are not looking up if your vantage point is Qom.  Truckers and taxi drivers and many merchants on strike.  Currency collapsed.  Trading partners and investors (even incl. Russia's Lukoil) backing away.


Exciting good news from that quarter could develop at any time.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 04:07 PM (QDnY+)

304 How bout Bugles?

Posted by: eleven at May 31, 2018 09:05 PM (+lOpA)


Those I know they still make.  I see them here in DFW in my local grocery stores.


Or are you messing with me?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 04:08 PM (SRarZ)

305 People who like black licorice have some splainin to do. Posted by: eleven at May 31, 2018 09:07 PM (+lOpA) I'll notify the Netherlands, I guess.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 04:08 PM (fZuhk)

306 Damn, we're talking poon. Must be whiskey and bourbon time

Posted by: Ben Wa at May 31, 2018 04:09 PM (FTPVM)

307 300 People who like black licorice have some splainin to do. Posted by: eleven at May 31, 2018 09:07 PM (+lOpA) licor-ass, I calls it. And not in the good way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2018 04:09 PM (CXh7V)

308 I don't know when any of it was actually made though. Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 09:06 PM (fZuhk) --- This must be where Grandmas get their stale ribbon candy. https://www.oldtimecandy.com/ Did anybody actually LIKE Necko Wafers?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 04:09 PM (qJtVm)

309 Wait. What's the difference between a doohickey and whosiwhatsits?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2018 04:09 PM (B6+JK)

310 Red licorice is a Commie plot.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:09 PM (md3fh)

311 I am all over "black licorice"

Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 31, 2018 04:09 PM (FTPVM)

312 289 The Watchamacallit bar is still in production but I haven't seen one in years. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 09:04 PM (SRarZ) How bout Bugles? Posted by: eleven at May 31, 2018 09:05 PM (+lOpA) I had a Whatyamacallit candy bar when they first came out around 1978? I bit into it and it was dry and stale and then I looked down and it had some type of boll weevil crawling around in the rice stuff. Last one I ever ate.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 31, 2018 04:09 PM (EoRCO)

313 Damn, we're talking poon. Must be whiskey and bourbon time Posted by: Ben Wa at May 31, 2018 09:09 PM (FTPVM) We've had poon sightings, but no tang as of yet.

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2018 04:10 PM (953wK)

314 How bout Bugles? Posted by: eleven at May 31, 2018 09:05 PM (+lOpA) Bugles? Yeah, Angel Skinner eats 'em like Nabisco needs their bags back.

Posted by: Donnie Baker at May 31, 2018 04:10 PM (zCyNd)

315 I can enjoy red or black licorice but now that I think about it haven't had either kind in years. Can't think of the last time.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 31, 2018 04:10 PM (kYU4t)

316 What's the difference between a doohickey and whosiwhatsits? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2018 09:09 PM (B6+JK) It's that geegaw, just (points) there.

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2018 04:10 PM (953wK)

317 Boom. John Solomon is taking this to Obama.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 31, 2018 04:10 PM (/tuJf)

318 A mystery is solved. GayPatriot was Twatter banned because he referred to Chelsea Manning as "Bradley". [shudder]

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 04:10 PM (+y/Ru)

319 309 Wait. What's the difference between a doohickey and whosiwhatsits? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2018 09:09 PM (B6+JK) You're thinking of thingamajigs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2018 04:10 PM (CXh7V)

320 Like Hillary's exoskeleton.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 09:03 PM (fZuhk)



Wearable Sybian. I'm like the terminator and the plasma rifle, but in the 20 centimeter range.

Posted by: Hills at May 31, 2018 04:11 PM (sXefu)

321 "Usil! We've had 'poon sightings the likes of which even God has never seen."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 04:11 PM (VnmUa)

322 I'll notify the Netherlands, I guess. Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 09:08 PM (fZuhk) --- Ermagerd, when I was in Amsterdam I had the best salted licorice. It was from a shop next to The Cock Ring, a gentleman's club.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 04:11 PM (qJtVm)

323 Those I know they still make. I see them here in DFW in my local grocery stores. Or are you messing with me? Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 09:08 PM (SRarZ) I would never mess with a danger girl.

Posted by: eleven at May 31, 2018 04:11 PM (+lOpA)

324 This must be where Grandmas get their stale ribbon candy. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 09:09 PM (qJtVm) I always assumed the stale ribbon candy was fused with the glass bowls at the factory.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 04:12 PM (fZuhk)

325 Exciting good news from that quarter could develop at any time. Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 09:07 PM (QDnY+) And there is a President who would see and use an opportunity, unlike during the previous "Green" uprising.

Posted by: Miklos. 'cause Hungarians know uprisings at May 31, 2018 04:12 PM (zCyNd)

326 JackStraw, we all know that the Obamanation was in it up to his purple lips. This is all going to come out and Donald Trump will have his revenge for being embarrassed at that Gridiron event or whatever it was. Biggest mistake O has made was to pull the Trump tail. In the end I expect Trump to pardon Obama for multiple crimes and he will slink away to Indonesia or Kenya never to be seen or heard from again.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:13 PM (md3fh)

327 Ermagerd, when I was in Amsterdam I had the best salted licorice. It was from a shop next to The Cock Ring, a gentleman's club. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 09:11 PM It's a strange city, isn't It? Amazing concert hall, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2018 04:13 PM (jeQxb)

328 Too soon to find out if the Mullahs of Tehran get the Ceausescu treatment?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 04:13 PM (VnmUa)

329 Why was it called the 'Green' uprising?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2018 04:13 PM (CXh7V)

330 What is the old engineering gag that's just full of jibberish? I think I first stumbled across a link to the video here.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2018 04:13 PM (B6+JK)

331 Ermagerd, when I was in Amsterdam I had the best salted licorice. It was from a shop next to The Cock Ring, a gentleman's club. == This reminds me, I once saw a Chinese restaurant located right next to a dog grooming place.

Posted by: runner at May 31, 2018 04:13 PM (bUjCl)

332 How bout Bugles? Posted by: eleven at May 31, 2018 09:05 PM (+lOpA) *momentarily takes face out of bag of Bugles* Yeah, they still make those.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 31, 2018 04:13 PM (dEQP3)

333 I had a Whatyamacallit candy bar when they first came out around 1978? I bit into it and it was dry and stale and then I looked down and it had some type of boll weevil crawling around in the rice stuff. Last one I ever ate. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 31, 2018 09:09 PM (EoRCO) ------- Sure it wasn't some other type of weevil? It's really the best part of the candy bar.

Posted by: MAGA at May 31, 2018 04:14 PM (LnOh3)

334 This reminds me, I once saw a Chinese restaurant located right next to a dog grooming place.

Ah, ancient Chinese secret of guaranteed freshness.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 04:14 PM (VnmUa)

335 I always assumed the stale ribbon candy was fused with the glass bowls at the factory. Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 09:12 PM (fZuhk) lol

Posted by: eleven at May 31, 2018 04:14 PM (+lOpA)

336 But things are not looking up if your vantage point is Qom. Truckers and taxi drivers and many merchants on strike. Currency collapsed. As I've noted, Iran is a pissant country with the GDP of Dallas-Fort Worth. It's boggling that the West has let them jerk our chain for almost 40 years.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2018 04:15 PM (yQpMk)

337 330 What is the old engineering gag that's just full of jibberish? I think I first stumbled across a link to the video here. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2018 09:13 PM (B6+JK) You thinking of this by chance? https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg

Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2018 04:15 PM (lKs2v)

338 This must be where Grandmas get their stale ribbon candy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 09:09 PM (qJtVm)

I always assumed the stale ribbon candy was fused with the glass bowls at the factory.

Gee, Grandma thanks for the almonds! They were really good!Oh, you're welcome. Since I broke my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2018 04:15 PM (O5Q3r)

339 I get the feeling that All Hail Eris has a few stories to tell but would have to kill all of us afterwards.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 04:16 PM (VnmUa)

340 I spent three weeks in China in 1985 and I saw one overweight woman the entire time. AND, she had a cat, which was the only cat I saw. Odd combination.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:16 PM (md3fh)

341 Why was it called the 'Green' uprising? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2018 09:13 PM (CXh7V) Because green is an "Islamic" color, not associated with any political, ethnic, or other idea or group. Hard for the mullahs to criticize.

Posted by: anti-mullah Miklos at May 31, 2018 04:16 PM (zCyNd)

342 Ah yes, the Cock Ring. I have to stifle a giggle when I think of that shop.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 31, 2018 04:16 PM (FTPVM)

343 I also like Munchos (which are hard to find here) and the TGI Friday's Potato Skins chips.

One of my favorite candy bars, I have to order from overseas...the Cadbury Wispa. Aerated chocolate and it just melts in your mouth.

Go on, 'rons.  I'm sure you'll have a field day with that.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 04:17 PM (SRarZ)

344 Kristol! Back to the Lipo Deck for you. Rachel Maddow is complaining about a lack of suction. Go fix it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 04:17 PM (VnmUa)

345 *momentarily takes face out of bag of Bugles* Yeah, they still make those. {{Alex}}

Posted by: eleven at May 31, 2018 04:17 PM (+lOpA)

346 I prefer the cheese bugles, that's right, you bugle puritists.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 31, 2018 04:18 PM (kYU4t)

347 In the end I expect Trump to pardon Obama for multiple crimes and he will slink away to Indonesia or Kenya never to be seen or heard from again. Oh, no, he'll tell us stories - no matter where he is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at May 31, 2018 04:18 PM (pNxlR)

348 I got yer aerated chocolate hangin' ;P

Posted by: Ben Wa at May 31, 2018 04:18 PM (FTPVM)

349 I've had a Bugles "problem" since I was 5. Do not open a bag near me and get in my way.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 04:18 PM (jAd9O)

350 Who would think naming a town (Babylon) in America is a good idea....especially in NY of all places?
------
Better than Assyria!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2018 04:19 PM (Evws/)

351 340 I spent three weeks in China in 1985 and I saw one overweight woman the entire time. AND, she had a cat, which was the only cat I saw. Odd combination. Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 09:16 PM (md3fh) They actually have cats and kittens in cages at the wet market. No really...they do.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2018 04:19 PM (Enq6K)

352 Usil, "Father! The Sleeper has awakened! And he hungers for Bugles!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 04:19 PM (VnmUa)

353 Muad'dib, do you wear your stillsuit while eating Bugles? Would make sense.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:19 PM (md3fh)

354 You thinking of this by chance? https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2018 09:15 PM (lKs2v) ..... No, but that's good! I think it was like a turbo cabulator or something like that.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2018 04:20 PM (B6+JK)

355 Start looking for an article by John Solomon tomorrow morning. He claims he has emails and evidence that show the FBI investigation was taken over by the Obama White House in 2016 and the article will drop tomorrow.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 31, 2018 04:20 PM (/tuJf)

356 I've had a Bugles "problem" since I was 5. Do not open a bag near me and get in my way. Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 09:18 PM (jAd9O) Well, this one time at band camp, I had this bag of Bugles, and....

Posted by: Miklos, misremembering the movie at May 31, 2018 04:20 PM (zCyNd)

357 Better than Assyria! Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2018 09:19 PM (Evws/) HEY TOO SOON

Posted by: Ashurbanipal at May 31, 2018 04:20 PM (fZuhk)

358 When I go back home, the first thing I do is hit up a Wawa and grab a soft pretzel, a lemon iced tea and a bag of Munchos.

I miss my NEast food.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 04:20 PM (SRarZ)

359 They actually have cats and kittens in cages at the wet market. No really...they do. Posted by: Tami at May 31, 2018 09:19 PM (Enq6K) ---- The Vietnamese call them "Baby Tigers."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 04:20 PM (UiRxW)

360 There is nothing wrong with Googlag that carpet bombing won't cure

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2018 04:20 PM (SiINZ)

361 Aerated chocolate and it just melts in your mouth.
-----
Do you have Aero bars in the States?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2018 04:21 PM (Evws/)

362 Oh All Hail Eris, did you give up on God Emperor of Dune? Or are you still trying to banish from your memory the hood licking?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 04:21 PM (VnmUa)

363 When Obama has finished eating dog he likes a nice kitten for dessert.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:21 PM (md3fh)

364 Oh please, last time I saw Rachel Maddow she was wearing this ridiculous 10" strap on dildo. And I hardly felt a thing. I need some serious corckscrew action .

Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 31, 2018 04:21 PM (FTPVM)

365 Ruthless, I wear my stillsuit until Chani makes eyes at me, then off it goes.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 04:21 PM (jAd9O)

366 I spent three weeks in China in 1985 and I saw one overweight woman the entire time. AND, she had a cat, which was the only cat I saw. "A steady source of butter lets cat live long life."

Posted by: Shit Confucius Said After He'd Been Drinking, vol III at May 31, 2018 04:21 PM (CPfoe)

367 The TGI Friday's bacon and cheese potato chips are like crack but I haven't seen them anywhere in years.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 31, 2018 04:22 PM (kYU4t)

368 A doohickey is an Irish framistan, but slightly longer.

Posted by: fly gal at May 31, 2018 04:22 PM (vPVe1)

369 I miss my NEast food. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 09:20 PM (SRarZ) If we're playing Suggestive Food Name chicken, I miss stuffed clams Like really, not goofing or nothin'.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 04:23 PM (fZuhk)

370 JS, Good Lovin' and Black Muddy River were scratched last night due to the hard 11 curfew.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 31, 2018 04:23 PM (PUmDY)

371 Start looking for an article by John Solomon tomorrow morning. He claims he has emails and evidence that show the FBI investigation was taken over by the Obama White House in 2016 and the article will drop tomorrow. Posted by: JackStraw at May 31, 2018 09:20 PM (/tuJf) Hmmm..almost like there is a plan for steady release of info at entirely coincidental times...

Posted by: Miklos, who read Ray Cline's books at May 31, 2018 04:23 PM (zCyNd)

372 Anna, I began skipping through and when I landed on the "rub me long time" bit I quit while I still had the will to live.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 04:23 PM (qJtVm)

373 How long are framistans these days, anyway?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:23 PM (md3fh)

374 330 What is the old engineering gag that's just full of jibberish? I think I first stumbled across a link to the video here. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2018 09:13 PM (B6+JK) Is this it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w

Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2018 04:23 PM (sdi6R)

375 Do you have Aero bars in the States?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2018 09:21 PM (Evws/)



I think so.  I have had them and I don't like them as much as the Wispa.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 04:23 PM (SRarZ)

376 The entabulator https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xUflk0NAFeo

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2018 04:24 PM (jeQxb)

377 O/T I don't know if you guys discussed it earlier but this latest "delay" has me officially giving up that anything significant will come out of these IG reports. This isn't the Manhattan Project in terms of complexity and Sessions and Horowitz are just jerking us around now. I hate being lied to which is why I want to burn down the Republican Party and this is just as bad. Maybe I'm being overly impatient and something will come it but after assholes like Gowdy and Little Marco make high exposure imbeciles out of themselves, they're probably just the advance troops of the rest of the GOP scum who will take further advantage of more and more delays until the gladhanding fucks just call the whole thing off. My fantasy right now is to have little Jeff Sessions's garden gnome head in a vice as I knock his fucking teeth down his throat. I have to rely on things like that to keep from losing it. Maybe justice will be done and, if so to whatever extent, great but I've invested enough time in thinking about this already and it's time to divert that to more productive things. DJT has already done great things but he's only one man against an entrenched deep state.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 31, 2018 04:24 PM (y7DUB)

378 Moved to a higher class of literature then? Vampiric bodice rippers?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 04:25 PM (VnmUa)

379 The TGI Friday's bacon and cheese potato chips are like crack but I haven't seen them anywhere in years.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 31, 2018 09:22 PM (kYU4t)



I had to buy mine from that heathen, Amazon.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 04:25 PM (SRarZ)

380 >>JS, Good Lovin' and Black Muddy River were scratched last night due to the hard 11 curfew. And that's why I don't go to Great Woods or whatever they are calling it these days. Used to an awesome place for a show. Pain in the ass now. And I love Black Muddy River, dammit.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 31, 2018 04:25 PM (/tuJf)

381 What Trump needs to tweet - Rosanne makes an offensive tweet and she is fired within hours. Samantha Bee make a vile, disgusting comment about Ivanka and TBS did nothing. Let's here the media tell us again there ISN'T a double standard.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2018 04:25 PM (SiINZ)

382 When you read GodEmperor of Dune, keep in mind I was awake and aware when my mom squeezed me out of her vajayjay. Invigorating to say the least...

Posted by: Leto II at May 31, 2018 04:25 PM (FTPVM)

383 378 Moved to a higher class of literature then? Vampiric bodice rippers? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 09:25 PM (VnmUa) Dinosaur erotica from Amazon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2018 04:25 PM (CXh7V)

384 Not German. Not National Socialist. Not a Worker's Party. But other than that....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2018 04:26 PM (BRvh1)

385 >>Hmmm..almost like there is a plan for steady release of info at entirely coincidental times... Wingnut conspiracy theorist.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 31, 2018 04:26 PM (/tuJf)

386 "Usil! We've had 'poon sightings the likes of which even God has never seen."
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Damn the poon! Save those men!

Posted by: Duke Leto at May 31, 2018 04:27 PM (Evws/)

387 https://www.weirdasianews.com/2010/01/21/20-strangest-japanese-candies/ Meh, I've had soy sauce Kit Kats and durian delights. The choco-diles look pretty.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 04:27 PM (qJtVm)

388 If we're playing Suggestive Food Name chicken, I miss stuffed clams

Like really, not goofing or nothin'.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 09:23 PM (fZuhk)



I miss fresh clams (and seafood) in general.  When I lived up north and visited my family in SDE, I could get fresh clams, mussels, crabs and fish.  Here...nothing.  I'm landlocked.  I can't wait to get back to that.  And Wawa.  Mama, I'm coming home...

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 04:27 PM (SRarZ)

389 I'm craving Bugles and French onion dip. Did Hogmartin start this crap?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 04:27 PM (jAd9O)

390 Amazing how much the Hillbeast looks like Baron Harkonnan. Just like peas in a pod.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:27 PM (md3fh)

391  I've had a Bugles "problem" since I was 5. Do not open a bag near me and get in my way. Posted by: Muad'dib Same here. Cheetos is the gateway drug to Bugles, imo.

Posted by: fly gal at May 31, 2018 04:27 PM (vPVe1)

392 Is this it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2018 09:23 PM ..... Yes! Thank you!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2018 04:27 PM (B6+JK)

393 Anyone waiting on IG reports to make any kind of impact is going to be sorely disappointed.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 31, 2018 04:27 PM (kYU4t)

394 Is this it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w That is hilarious!

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2018 04:28 PM (cp1if)

395 Shindig?

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 31, 2018 04:28 PM (RuIsu)

396 Meh, I've had soy sauce Kit Kats and durian delights. The choco-diles look pretty. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 09:27 PM (qJtVm) I bought strawberry cheesecake kitkats- they were decent. They looked better than the green tea ones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2018 04:28 PM (CXh7V)

397 328 Too soon to find out if the Mullahs of Tehran get the Ceausescu treatment?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 09:13 PM (VnmUa)


INSHALLAH!!! 

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at May 31, 2018 04:28 PM (DxWUs)

398 Now I'm feeling the pain from the long fast. Off to heat up broth.

Posted by: Pickles at May 31, 2018 04:28 PM (gt2pY)

399 I had to buy mine from that heathen, Amazon. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 09:25 PM (SRarZ) and no free shipping.

Posted by: Infidel at May 31, 2018 04:28 PM (LBSeG)

400 390 Amazing how much the Hillbeast looks like Baron Harkonnan. Just like peas in a pod. Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 09:27 PM (md3fh) A smidgen less mucous.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2018 04:28 PM (CXh7V)

401 JS, I hope to be surprised but notwithstanding how 1) basically not very bright, and 2) arrogant/overconfident these vermin were, I still don't expect we'll ever get hard evidence that the intern knew about/approved what will hopefully be found to be criminal acts by the FBI and IC.


But I'll get a warm feeling if Solomon's evidence (and, presumably, much more to be developed over the next year) has the WH senior circle (McDonough, Rice, et al) indelibly splashed with all kinds of culpability.  Might be enough to dramatically tarnish the intern's "legacy" (further) for anyone with two synapses to rub together .....

Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 04:28 PM (QDnY+)

402 No, leave the men. SAVE THE POON!!!!11!!!

Posted by: Duncan Idaho at May 31, 2018 04:28 PM (FTPVM)

403 When I go back home, the first thing I do is hit up a Wawa and grab a soft pretzel, a lemon iced tea and a bag of Munchos. I miss my NEast food. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 09:20 PM (SRarZ) ------- When I go back home to Chicago, day one is 6 White Castle Cheeseburger double sliders for lunch, then the Original Uno's Deep Dish pizza location for dinner. Day 2 is A Vienna Beef and Sausage sandwich combo, dipped in beef juice and Uno's again for dinner. My waist line and heart are happier that I live in Atlanta, not back home with the food of the Gods.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 31, 2018 04:28 PM (I16G8)

404 DangerGirl, Sorry that land fell through for y'all even though we will miss you when your time comes to move back.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 31, 2018 04:28 PM (kufk0)

405 Trigglypuff will be the new standard of feminine beauty. The pendulum, she swings.... Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 08:51 PM (md3fh) As indeed, her wattles do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2018 04:29 PM (WFV7d)

406 Can you really believe that with 470 investigators working for nearly a year, and with rampant criminality everywhere you look, that nothing will come of the IG report? Hardly likely.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:29 PM (md3fh)

407 >Same here. Cheetos is the gateway drug to Bugles, imo. Posted by: fly gal at May 31, 2018 09:27 PM (vPVe1) Perhaps, but I can eat Bugles without every damn person knowing I ate them.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 04:29 PM (jAd9O)

408 JS, heading to Philadelphia tomorrow for Camden shows. Supposed to rain all weekend.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 31, 2018 04:30 PM (PUmDY)

409 Speaking of weird confections.  Mr D and I were watching Masterchef Australia and they were tasked to make something out of a "new" chocolate called Ruby chocolate.

Well of course, we had to look it up and found that one of the local upscale grocery chains here carried it.

It's really interesting.  Pink in color.  Tastes like white chocolate at first then finishes with a strong berry tartness.  It's pretty good.  Berry essence without actual berries.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 04:30 PM (SRarZ)

410 Why haven't they enlarged Bugles' opening to scoop up more onion dip in all this time? Everything else has been imbiggened. Seems like a smart marketing move. Or a Brian Regan skit.

Posted by: fly gal at May 31, 2018 04:30 PM (vPVe1)

411 Nazism.  The thing the Left accuses of the right which is actually a feature of the Left.

Posted by: JAS at May 31, 2018 04:30 PM (3HNOQ)

412 The old: BuglesThe new: Tubas for the win. Scoop up a whole pint of dip in one scoop.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:31 PM (md3fh)

413 410 Why haven't they enlarged Bugles' opening to scoop up more onion dip in all this time? Everything else has been imbiggened. Seems like a smart marketing move. Or a Brian Regan skit. Posted by: fly gal at May 31, 2018 09:30 PM (vPVe1) --- Or that planet destroyer from Star Trek.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 04:31 PM (qJtVm)

414 DG, I've used Red Cacao powder before.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 31, 2018 04:31 PM (kufk0)

415 Fun to read about. The turbo encabulator is an old, old joke (1944) that has re-appeared several times at various companies.

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2018 04:31 PM (FJXGr)

416 Did someone mention cock rings?

Posted by: Trey Gowdy, Sipper of Penis at May 31, 2018 04:32 PM (FTPVM)

417 >>>If we're playing Suggestive Food Name chicken, I miss stuffed clams<<<

Just finished smoking three racks of baby backs slathered in a mild but lively jerk sauce.


There's going to be some serious Thursday night bone-jerking here!

Posted by: Fritz at May 31, 2018 04:32 PM (J7XgW)

418 A cock ring is where they have cock fights, right?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:32 PM (md3fh)

419 DangerGirl,
Sorry that land fell through for y'all even though we will miss you when your time comes to move back.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 31, 2018 09:28 PM (kufk0)



Thanks girl.  I would be lying if I said I wasn't heartbroken and disappointed.  That shit was a lot of work, but so much of it was perfect for what we were looking for.  God seems to have a different plan for us.


I will miss Texas people, but fuck this heat.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 04:32 PM (SRarZ)

420 Jack Straw, Who is John Solomon and how would he have Obama's emails?

Posted by: girldog at May 31, 2018 04:32 PM (g5YYQ)

421 Bugles always reminded me of the Doomsday machine in Star Trek.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 31, 2018 04:33 PM (T71PA)

422 I miss fresh clams (and seafood) in general. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 09:27 PM (SRarZ) I grew up in MA and never really appreciated seafood until I moved to MI, because of course

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 04:34 PM (fZuhk)

423 Thought the Doomsday Machine was from Dr. Strangelove.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:34 PM (md3fh)

424 Actually, it all started with single-payer, centralized government healthcare, as opposed to the subsidized but decentralized, mostly private system before Hitler.
IOW, it started with the exactly same thing the Dems want.

Hey, you have to have a system like that before you can....um....improve the health of the populace.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 31, 2018 08:48 PM (0jtPF)

Bismarck initiated the German welfare state long before Hitler did, although  Hitler significantly expanded it.   There is nothing in  German political DNA (or the political DNA of Euros in general) that serves as a counterweight to the expansion of the welfare state.  You'd think that the Nazi era would have provided them with a potent example of what happens when the state gets too powerful, but they retain this idea that that Big Government can be good.  I think it's a holdover from the feudal era - the  good kings and aristocrats will take care of us.  


The ones who wanted freedom came here.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 31, 2018 04:34 PM (H80UQ)

425 I think it's a 50/50 chance the IG report makes the argument that FBI shenanigans hurt Hillary in the 2016 election.

Posted by: MAGA at May 31, 2018 04:34 PM (LnOh3)

426 cock rings are when men of like mind cross swords tee hee

Posted by: Trey Gowdy, Sipper of Penis at May 31, 2018 04:34 PM (FTPVM)

427 Who would think naming a town (Babylon) in America is a good idea....especially in NY of all places? Posted by: Pickles at May 31, 2018 08:44 PM (gt2pY) Supposedly it was because of the wickedness of it's inhabitants in colonial times, "That Babylon by the sea."

Posted by: George LeS at May 31, 2018 04:34 PM (59GGI)

428 Solomon's a DC journalist (a real one) who's been on the Mega-Scandals for a long time.  How he got any emails or other info is probably something we'll never know.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 04:34 PM (QDnY+)

429 153 I want a new duck. Posted by: Hey, Louie, Dewey and the News I am seriously envious of how quick some of you motherquackers are. +++++ Yes, love the humor of the Horde Posted by: AmericanKestrel Or Weird Al.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at May 31, 2018 04:35 PM (zfrbv)

430 376 The entabulator https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xUflk0NAFeo Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 31, 2018 09:24 PM (jeQxb) That sounds like it might possibly have been an earlier version that the one I linked at 374. My link has much the same terminology.

Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2018 04:35 PM (sdi6R)

431 If you want to see something amazing with food (NO IT'S NOT PORN HORDE WELL FOOD PORN BUT NOT THE PORNY TYPE PORN), watch Zumbo's Just Desserts. The competitors do things you won't believe and then they show what Zumbo makes and it's absolutely amazing.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 31, 2018 04:35 PM (dEQP3)

432 I got yer clams and seafood, sister!!

Posted by: Hillary!! at May 31, 2018 04:35 PM (FTPVM)

433 DG, I'm with you on the heat and I basically grew up here! When my husband jokingly asked if I was ready to move to Idaho or Montana I actually considered it...

Posted by: lin-duh at May 31, 2018 04:35 PM (kufk0)

434 Solomon probably has a Deep Throat. Confidential source with inside knowledge.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:35 PM (md3fh)

435 It is funny...you don't realize how much of the cuisine of home you take for granted until you move away.

I would kill for a good cheesesteak.  Kill.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 04:36 PM (SRarZ)

436 Well, I just ordered a couple books from amazon, using mostly my credit card reward points. One is a cute little modern fairy tale, "The Ordinary Princess." The other is a book on fighting with Bowie knives. That should confuse their ad algorithms.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 31, 2018 04:36 PM (bZ7mE)

437 408 JS, heading to Philadelphia tomorrow for Camden shows. Supposed to rain all weekend. Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 31, 2018 09:30 PM (PUmDY) Camden. Slowly I turned...

Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2018 04:37 PM (sdi6R)

438 I'm up to my eyebrows in poon!

Posted by: Thufir Hawat at May 31, 2018 04:37 PM (Evws/)

439 Sally Field and power cunt just does not seem to work in the same sentence.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 31, 2018 04:37 PM (1g7ch)

440 Google can piss off.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 31, 2018 04:38 PM (Sda6L)

441 Long ago, I worked for a law firm that handled anti-trust cases.  "Anti-trust" in those days meant breaking up Ma Bell and reining in US Steel.  Are any of those firms going after Google, Amazon, Twatter, FB, etc?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 31, 2018 04:38 PM (H80UQ)

442 I saw Power Cunt open for the Revolting Cocks in '96.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 04:38 PM (UiRxW)

443 Bugles always reminded me of the Doomsday machine in Star Trek.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 31, 2018 09:33 PM (T71PA)



That's just wrong.

Posted by: Matt Decker at May 31, 2018 04:39 PM (sXefu)

444 Rhomboid, thanks for answering. The name sounded familiar, but I'm having trouble keeping up with everything and everyone involved in this.

Posted by: girldog at May 31, 2018 04:39 PM (g5YYQ)

445 Power Cunt should have opened for Power Station Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 08:54 PM (VnmUa) They usually opened for The Buzzcocks. Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2018 08:55 PM (953wK) Big Black headlined.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 31, 2018 04:39 PM (1g7ch)

446 Does the Hillzbeast's exoskeleton come with a Power Cunt? Inquiring minds and all that.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:39 PM (md3fh)

447 >438 I'm up to my eyebrows in poon! Posted by: Thufir Hawat at May 31, 2018 09:37 PM (Evws/ Hawat had no interest in poon.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 04:39 PM (jAd9O)

448 rickl, my grandfather used to scare us with that one.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 31, 2018 04:39 PM (PUmDY)

449 Supposedly it was because of the wickedness of it's inhabitants in colonial times, "That Babylon by the sea." Posted by: George LeS at May 31, 2018 09:34 PM (59GGI) Really? That's interesting.

Posted by: Pickles at May 31, 2018 04:39 PM (gt2pY)

450 I would kill for a good cheesesteak. Kill. Posted by: DangerGirl  DG, there is a website called Goldbelly. You can order famous regional foods from all over the US. Expensive, yes, shipped frozen and never as good as fresh, but...

Posted by: fly gal at May 31, 2018 04:40 PM (vPVe1)

451 Sometimes wiki vandalism can be funny. I still giggle at this from Alan Turing's page: On 8 June 1954, his cleaner found him dead; the previous day, he had died of massive burns caused by trying to degay himself with a laser. The laser itself was never tested for contamination, but a post-mortem established that it was the cause of death. ... Others suggest that Turing was re-enacting a scene from 'Goldfinger', his favourite Bond film. I'm reminded of way back when I'd read Slashdot and people would post copypasta of entire articles into the comment section but change a single line somewhere to something completely absurd.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 31, 2018 04:40 PM (NL6wI)

452 >>JS, I hope to be surprised but notwithstanding how 1) basically not very bright, and 2) arrogant/overconfident these vermin were, I still don't expect we'll ever get hard evidence that the intern knew about/approved what will hopefully be found to be criminal acts by the FBI and IC. We've come a long way in since the Director of the FBI was fired. This was after the acting Director Attorney General was fired. Then The Deputy Director of the FBI was fired followed by close to 10 other senior people in the DOJ. Most who are cooperating in prosecutions. If the roles were reversed and this all happened under a Republican administration we would be under a media barrage of a constitutional crisis and we would be killing our side. But because it happened under a Democrat administration people and the media is silent, duh, people are acting like it's nothing and nothing every happens. If evidence comes out tomorrow that shows this goes to the White House and people don't lose their shit then I can't say I blame anyone but us for nothing happening. These guys work for us and if we don't care why should they?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 31, 2018 04:40 PM (/tuJf)

453 Well, I just ordered a couple books from amazon, using mostly my credit card reward points. One is a cute little modern fairy tale, "The Ordinary Princess." The other is a book on fighting with Bowie knives. That should confuse their ad algorithms. Posted by: Grey Fox at May 31, 2018 09:36 PM (bZ7mE) I'm pretty sure the various things I've ordered from Amazon has made the algorithm sob.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 31, 2018 04:40 PM (dEQP3)

454 425 I think it's a 50/50 chance the IG report makes the argument that FBI shenanigans hurt Hillary in the 2016 election. Posted by: MAGA at May 31, 2018 09:34 PM (LnOh3) My scorecard is already a mess on what the left thinks of Comey. It can't take anymore!

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2018 04:40 PM (Enq6K)

455 Well, I just ordered a couple books from amazon, using mostly my credit card reward points. Posted by: Grey Fox at May 31, 2018 09:36 PM (bZ7mE) If you're using the AMZN credit card, cash the points in for invoice credit instead of spending them directly. If you spend them directly, it reduces the order cost, which is nice, but if you cash them in, then spend Primitive Earth Dollars, you still get the full value back AND, since you get more points on the new purchase. It's not exactly intuitive but it worked out when I did the math on it.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 04:40 PM (fZuhk)

456 Did anybody actually LIKE Necko Wafers? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 09:09 PM (qJtVm) Gecko wafers! They stick to the roof of your mouth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2018 04:40 PM (WFV7d)

457 They never have conflated the problem of a vast leviathan of government as the problem. Or rather, they have misunderstood that the tyranny is not a bug of an all powerful government, but rather a defining characteristic. They know they want a vast state to impose their views on others. However, they believe that it will work out all right because they have the best of intentions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2018 04:40 PM (CXh7V)

458 Donna, Germany took almost entirely the wrong lessons from their horrendous criminal insanity of the 30s/40s.  As you say, apparently not a clue that, um, GOVERNMENT POWER was one of the critical problems.  Nope.


Nationalism!  That's it!


As I've pointed out before, it's an enduring mystery to Germans (and now other Euros) that Norwegian, Swedish, Latvian, Bulgarian, Polish, French, Spanish, British, Belgian, Dutch, Danish, Portuguese, Hungarian, Romanian, Russian, Ukrainian, Greek, Yugoslav, or even (arguably) Italian nationalism somehow didn't ignite a continental slaughter that killed tens of millions.


Only *German* nationalism (wedded to an insane and extreme ideology) did that.


European solution?  Eliminate nationalism!  Brilliant!

Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 04:41 PM (QDnY+)

459 If you want to see something amazing with food (NO IT'S NOT PORN HORDE WELL FOOD PORN BUT NOT THE PORNY TYPE PORN), watch Zumbo's Just Desserts. The competitors do things you won't believe and then they show what Zumbo makes and it's absolutely amazing.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 31, 2018 09:35 PM (dEQP3)



Agreed.  Zumbo is awesome.  Liked his show, but I have always been awed by what he put up on MC: AU.


Have you ever watched Sweet Genius with Ron Ben Israel?  That man is another I bow down to.  I don't want to cook their stuff, but eat it...hell yes.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 04:41 PM (SRarZ)

460 I don't know if you guys discussed it earlier but this latest "delay" has me officially giving up that anything significant will come out of these IG reports. This isn't the Manhattan Project in terms of complexity and Sessions and Horowitz are just jerking us around now. I hate being lied to which is why I want to burn down the Republican Party and this is just as... Posted by: Captain Hate at May 31, 2018 09:24 PM (y7DUB) Wait? There's another delay?

Posted by: MAGA at May 31, 2018 04:41 PM (LnOh3)

461 Junior's Cheesecake out of NY. OMG, to die for. But, I like the old fashioned stuff.

Posted by: Infidel at May 31, 2018 04:42 PM (LBSeG)

462 A mystery is solved. GayPatriot was Twatter banned because he referred to Chelsea Manning as "Bradley". [shudder] Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 09:10 PM (+y/Ru) Which is his actual given name. Good thing I am not on Twatter. I called Manning a "cuntless feck" in the insect thread this morning.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2018 04:42 PM (WFV7d)

463 Was the operation against Page, Papadapoulos, Trump et alia in fact legitimate counterintelligence? There is no specific law about this; the legalities are defined mainly by an Executive order from (ha!) Jimmy Carter: 4-202. Counterintelligence means information gathered and activities conducted to protect against espionage and other clandestine intelligence activities, sabotage, international terrorist activities or assassinations conducted for or on behalf of foreign powers, organizations or persons, but not including personnel, physical, document, or communications security programs. It means that absent evidence of Russian hacking, which has not been presented or sought, there was no predicate for any counterintelligence activity under the (still valid) Carter rules.

Posted by: Miklos, who read Ray Cline's books at May 31, 2018 04:42 PM (zCyNd)

464 As I understand, it's the Senate committee hearing that has been rescheduled. That may not mean anything except that all the players couldn't fit it into their calendar.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:42 PM (md3fh)

465 I'm reminded of way back when I'd read Slashdot and people would post copypasta of entire articles into the comment section but change a single line somewhere to something completely absurd. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 31, 2018 09:40 PM (NL6wI) That edit is from a Mitchell and Webb sketch: https://youtu.be/6ofnDdi-vfw?t=19s

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 04:43 PM (fZuhk)

466 Wait? There's another delay?

Posted by: MAGA at May 31, 2018 09:41 PM (LnOh3)



#twoweeks

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at May 31, 2018 04:43 PM (sXefu)

467 Wait? There's another delay? Posted by: MAGA at May 31, 2018 09:41 PM (LnOh3) Rescheduled from the 5th to the 11th of June.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2018 04:43 PM (Enq6K)

468 Did anybody actually LIKE Necko Wafers? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 09:09 PM (qJtVm) Were those the pastels flat little wafer things? God, they were awful.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 31, 2018 04:44 PM (dUJdY)

469 If you're using the AMZN credit card, cash the points in for invoice credit instead of spending them directly. If you spend them directly, it reduces the order cost, which is nice, but if you cash them in, then spend Primitive Earth Dollars, you still get the full value back AND, since you get more points on the new purchase. It's not exactly intuitive but it worked out when I did the math on it. I had to read that about three times to figure out what you meant by "Primitive Earth Dollars" (I initially thought you were talking about credit with another organization), but that does make sense. Wasn't aware that cashing them out was an option, though.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 31, 2018 04:44 PM (bZ7mE)

470 Which is his actual given name. Good thing I am not on Twatter. I called Manning a "cuntless feck" in the insect thread this morning.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2018 09:42 PM (WFV7d)



You a Raiders fan or what?

Posted by: Peyton at May 31, 2018 04:44 PM (sXefu)

471 Naked wafers? Sounds like child pron to me.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:44 PM (md3fh)

472 Ahoy fellow conservatives! I don't think we can really blame Google for thinking that Nazism is part of the Republican platform. Just look at all those yahoos who support Trump. Now, join me on the Lido Deck for my keynote presentation, Integrity? It's Just So Overrated!

Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill Kristol at May 31, 2018 04:44 PM (CPfoe)

473 A cock ring is where they have cock fights, right?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 09:32 PM (md3fh)

---

A lot of people who don't live in diverse areas might not realize that cockfighting was dying out around the 80s.  Most of us in the South knew some old folks who might dabble in it, but it was dwindling away to nothing.  Easier to find an illegal video poker machine than a cockfighting ring.

Then something changed in the early 90s or so, and now it's all over the place again, along with tuberculosis and whooping cough.  If only we knew what happened in the early 90s that was heavily encouraged over the last decade then maybe we could solve this puzzle.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at May 31, 2018 04:44 PM (VgKNm)

474 I wrap my duck in tinfoil going through Customs to make it look bigger. It's an old rock musician trick.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2018 04:45 PM (Evws/)

475 465 That edit is from a Mitchell and Webb sketch: https://youtu.be/6ofnDdi-vfw?t=19s Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 09:43 PM (fZuhk) Heh. I was not aware of that. Thanks for the link.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 31, 2018 04:45 PM (NL6wI)

476 I still say that the "insurance Policy" is getting Obamao to buy in and be the ring leader. Nobody can touch chocolate jesus.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 31, 2018 04:45 PM (1g7ch)

477 How he got any emails or other info is probably something we'll never know. Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 09:34 PM (QDnY+) Heh.

Posted by: zombie W. Mark Felt at May 31, 2018 04:45 PM (zCyNd)

478 I can't believe Circus Peanuts have lasted all these years. Must be for masochists.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 04:45 PM (+y/Ru)

479 Back in the Tea Party days there was a rally in Washington at some park and I looked it up on Google Maps and they were directing people to the way wrong side of the city. Har har har. Been going on a long time with these fruitcake weasel soyboys.

Posted by: Mega at May 31, 2018 04:45 PM (rv0Fo)

480 Rescheduled from the 5th to the 11th of June. Posted by: Tami at May 31, 2018 09:43 PM (Enq6K) ------- Good God! I hope someone doesn't make the argument that they couldn't get their schedules together so had to reschedule.

Posted by: MAGA at May 31, 2018 04:45 PM (LnOh3)

481 Wait? There's another delay? I'm shocked.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 31, 2018 04:46 PM (L+pr4)

482 New York Times Blue Check: Depressing sight at Trump rally in Nashville: adorable young boy, probly about my son's age, pointing iPhone at me & other reporters & snapping pix while screaming "FAKE NEWS!" A child who will grow up believing a free & fair press is the enemy, a bad thing, to be mocked & hated Well that is just about missing the point. Here she is about 18 hours away from issuing a correction, getting the size of the crowd wrong by a factor of five. Cheer up, buddy, I believe in almost all your retractions.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 31, 2018 04:46 PM (rnAwa)

483 I haven't ordered anything from Amazon since my like third kindle stopped charging because of a bad charging port. I just try to get my money's worth Prime Video.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 31, 2018 04:46 PM (kYU4t)

484 I wrap my duck in tinfoil going through Customs to make it look bigger. It's an old rock musician trick.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2018 09:45 PM (Evws/)



Ha, I already smoked mine!

Posted by: Keef at May 31, 2018 04:46 PM (sXefu)

485 Hmmm... Hearing June 11... Trump to meet Un on June 12? REALLY going to be a short news cycle on that story...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 31, 2018 04:46 PM (NgKpN)

486 Were those the pastels flat little wafer things? God, they were awful. Posted by: Jewells45 at May 31, 2018 09:44 PM (dUJdY) When I was a kid, we were so poor that me and my five siblings split a roll of Necco wafers for our only Christmas gift and we were darn happy to get them!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 31, 2018 04:46 PM (CPfoe)

487 JS agree with everything stated, esp. the conclusion.


But of course I find it chilling that even with the spectacular abuse of power and criminality we *already* know about, even before IG reports plus (presumably) indictments, "our" side (elected ones) have been mostly silent/absent/skittish.  Even without a direct WH connection proven.


Politics 101 has been ignored by most of the GOP for so long that it seems most of them have forgotten even the basics, like making hay when your opponents are caught affiliated with/committing/defending/hiding massive, massive, historic corruption.  Not over yet, plenty of time left for this, I suppose.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 04:46 PM (QDnY+)

488 Anna, I began skipping through and when I landed on the "rub me long time" bit I quit while I still had the will to live.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 09:23 PM (qJtVm)


Eris, go find yourself a copy of Cordwainer Smith's Norstrillia.

It's . . . shorter.  The prose is better.  Rod McBan is much more personable sort of main character.  The giant swollen sheep infected by the santaclara virus are far more entertaining. 

Also, you still get the ornithopters and something like spice.  And Rod buys Earth. 

Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2018 04:47 PM (2K6fY)

489 I have always found it odd that we don't impose an American style Constitution and government on people we conquer but instead we set them up with a European style parliamentary system. Almost as though our State Department doesn't like our form of government.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2018 04:47 PM (yQpMk)

490 I was staying at a resort hotel in Mexico back in the late 70s and they were promoting an entertainment event that evening. We went and it was ... you guessed it, a cock fight. Yuck!
And, that might provide a clue to why cock fighting is coming back here in the US. Cultural appropriation I guess.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:47 PM (md3fh)

491 Wasn't aware that cashing them out was an option, though. Posted by: Grey Fox at May 31, 2018 09:44 PM (bZ7mE) If it's the AMZN Chase Visa, log in to to the Chase website, find the rewards line, and click 'redeem', I think. You can apply the full value as an invoice credit. Then if you use the card for the purchase, you don't get the credit applied to the cart, but since the price of the purchase is higher, you get the 6% on a higher amount. Like i said, it's not intuitive (especially if some asshole tries to say cute things like "Primitive Earth Dollars"...), but it does work out to a slightly higher payoff.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 04:47 PM (fZuhk)

492 DG, there is a website called Goldbelly. You can order famous regional foods from all over the US. Expensive, yes, shipped frozen and never as good as fresh, but...

Posted by: fly gal at May 31, 2018 09:40 PM (vPVe1)



Thanks, fly gal.  We used to have a cheesesteak place here run by a guy from Philly, and it was as good as home.  But, they closed down about three years ago and I've been on a search ever since.  I have ordered scrapple, pretzels and TastyKakes online, but I may have to venture into cheesesteaks.


Next time I go home though...I'm hitting up one of my old local haunts.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 04:48 PM (SRarZ)

493 Then something changed in the early 90s or so, and now it's all over the place again, along with tuberculosis and whooping cough. If only we knew what happened in the early 90s that was heavily encouraged over the last decade then maybe we could solve this puzzle. Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 31, 2018 09:44 PM (VgKNm) --- Always popular in Hawaii. I never saw the allure, personally. Maybe if they put the chickens in tiny mecha suits I'd watch.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 04:48 PM (qJtVm)

494 About to be ONT'd I'm sure, but -


NECCO wafers were OK, depending on the situation


Circus Peanuts were, and remain, a mystery

Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 04:49 PM (QDnY+)

495 Get The Paolo to referee and have a cuck fight.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:50 PM (md3fh)

496 When did "Sticks and stones will break my bones But names will never hurt me" become obsolete?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 31, 2018 04:50 PM (vChNs)

497 When I was a kid, we were so poor that me and my five siblings split a roll of Necco wafers for our only Christmas gift and we were darn happy to get them! Me and my brother only got the wrapper and we had to share it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 31, 2018 04:50 PM (dUJdY)

498 Depressing sight at Trump rally in Nashville: adorable young boy, probly about my son's age, pointing iPhone at me & other reporters & snapping pix while screaming "FAKE NEWS!" A child who will grow up believing a free & fair press is the enemy, a bad thing, to be mocked & hated ===== My, my, they are full of themselves, aren't they?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 31, 2018 04:50 PM (nILVB)

499 And, that might provide a clue to why cock fighting is coming back here in the US. Cultural appropriation I guess.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 09:47 PM (md3fh)



Coming back? When did it leave?

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at May 31, 2018 04:50 PM (sXefu)

500 Weren't there Neko crackers, too?  I sort of remember them being really good.  Peanut butter in the middle IIRC.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at May 31, 2018 04:50 PM (VgKNm)

501 This isn't the Manhattan Project in terms of complexity and Sessions and Horowitz are just jerking us around now. ----- The Manhattan Project had Klaus Fuchs and the Rosenberg/Greenglass group. They were few; now there are many such.

Posted by: James Jesus Anglemiklos at May 31, 2018 04:50 PM (zCyNd)

502 You had wrappers? Luxury! We had to eat dirt every morning before we walked twelve miles through the snow to school. Uphill.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:51 PM (md3fh)

503 The people who made necco wafers hated kids. Also Necco Wafers were my first shop lift when I was 5.

Posted by: eleven at May 31, 2018 04:51 PM (+lOpA)

504 40 Nazis had a handy-dandy health program for Untermenschen. It started with towels and soap, nice and clean.

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Not only that, but it was the German Pest Control Industry ('Deutsche Schädlingsbekämpfung-Industrie') that provided the charming little item they called 'Giftgas' (poison gas). It may be known by its more  familiar name, 'Zyklon B' ...

Posted by: Dr_No at May 31, 2018 04:51 PM (imDUY)

505 Smarties rule.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 31, 2018 04:52 PM (PUmDY)

506 Ugh, cheesesteak, cheesecake. You can guess where my thoughts are. Sorry.

Posted by: Infidel at May 31, 2018 04:52 PM (LBSeG)

507 Junior's Cheesecake out of NY. OMG, to die for. But, I like the old fashioned stuff.

Posted by: Infidel at May 31, 2018 09:42 PM (LBSeG)



You can actually make this at home, the recipe is on the internet.  I do it at least twice a year and it is incredible.  And not that difficult.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 04:52 PM (SRarZ)

508 We had to eat dirt every morning before we walked twelve miles through the snow to school. Uphill. You got dirt? Lucky!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 31, 2018 04:52 PM (dUJdY)

509 Oh corgi's!

Posted by: ibguy at May 31, 2018 04:52 PM (vUcdz)

510 Zyklon B was developed by Dr. Haber, a Nobel prize winning chemist. It was originally used as an insecticide.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:52 PM (md3fh)

511 Circus Peanuts were, and remain, a mystery Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 09:49 PM (QDnY+) --- an open bag will be eaten until I make myself sick. Which takes many more than one

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 31, 2018 04:53 PM (vChNs)

512 Circus Peanuts were, and remain, a mystery Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 09:49 PM (QDnY+) I lack the organ to properly utilize circus peanuts. Specifically, I want a second dead-end stomach that I can cram full of circus peanuts so when I'm in a meeting and someone asks, "hogmartin, do you have any input on this?" I can act like I'm about to speak and then spew about six pounds of slightly used circus peanuts across the conference table. Anyhow, past my bedtime, have a good night y'all cats and kittens. Enjoy the ONT.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 31, 2018 04:53 PM (fZuhk)

513 BREAKING: James Comey interviewed by federal Prosecutors as they investigate whether McCabe should be charged - WaPo Posted by: Tami at May 31, 2018 08:15 PM (Enq6K) And when will McCabe be interviewed to talk about the Comey Obstruction of Justice charge? Posted by: Don Q. at May 31, 2018 08:18 PM I'm surprised they don't have McCabe and Comey interviewing each other. To save time, prosecutors could steal the speed dating idea, make it speed interviewing. Set up a prosecutor at each table, get 3 minutes with each weasel, then the weasels change chairs and talk to a different prosecutor. Maybe they could wrap this f*cker up before we all die of old age.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 31, 2018 04:53 PM (2NqXo)

514 Just a little perspective here. By June 11th, 1943 the US and British forces finished wiping out the Nazis in North Africa and the tide was turned in the Pacific and Atlantic. In a similar amount of time in what could arguably be called a coup attempt in the United States, some people got fired and some got demoted.

Posted by: MAGA at May 31, 2018 04:53 PM (LnOh3)

515 502 You had wrappers? Luxury! We had to eat dirt every morning before we walked twelve miles through the snow to school. Uphill. Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 09:51 PM (md3fh) We had to fall down the side of a mountain to school every morning.

Posted by: eleven at May 31, 2018 04:53 PM (+lOpA)

516 You can actually make this at home, the recipe is on the internet. I do it at least twice a year and it is incredible. And not that difficult.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 09:52 PM (SRarZ)

Testify! Have a book/manual of theirs that I found of all places at Lowes back in like 2011. Tons of variations. Makes a damn fine cheesecake.

Posted by: Mega at May 31, 2018 04:54 PM (rv0Fo)

517 NECCO wafers were OK, depending on the situation

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The only appropriate situation being that of a survivor in plane wreckage somewhere in the Andes with no other food source?  This applies to Circus Peanuts as well.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 31, 2018 04:54 PM (mQ0Mc)

518 Yeah and it was uphill coming back home, too! Then we ate more dirt.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:55 PM (md3fh)

519 We had to eat dirt every morning before we walked twelve miles through the snow to school. Uphill. You got dirt? Lucky! ------ you only had to walk uphill one way....you must of been well off!!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 31, 2018 04:55 PM (kufk0)

520 Sometimes wiki vandalism can be funny. I still giggle at this from Alan Turing's page: On 8 June 1954, his cleaner found him dead; the previous day, he had died of massive burns caused by trying to degay himself with a laser. The laser itself was never tested for contamination, but a post-mortem established that it was the cause of death. ... Others suggest that Turing was re-enacting a scene from 'Goldfinger', his favourite Bond film. Died in 1954. Goldfinger released in 1964. Let's see...carry the 7...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2018 04:55 PM (SiINZ)

521 The only appropriate situation being that of a survivor in plane wreckage somewhere in the Andes with no other food source? This applies to Circus Peanuts as well. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 31, 2018 09:54 PM (mQ0Mc) --- after the cannibalism?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 31, 2018 04:55 PM (vChNs)

522 I read recently that Necco Wafers date from the 1850s.

Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2018 04:55 PM (sdi6R)

523 >>But of course I find it chilling that even with the spectacular abuse of power and criminality we *already* know about, even before IG reports plus (presumably) indictments, "our" side (elected ones) have been mostly silent/absent/skittish. Even without a direct WH connection proven. They haven't been as vocal as I would like but where would you hear them if they spoke out? For good or bad we have one network, Fox, and that's just cable. We have nowhere else but the internet and a few not widely read mostly web based news organizations. Plus they are used to losing. I'm not. And I'm damn sure Trump isn't.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 31, 2018 04:56 PM (/tuJf)

524 Ah, lin-duh, I beat you to the punch. Better luck next time. No cigar.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:56 PM (md3fh)

525 after the cannibalism? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 31, 2018 09:55 PM (vChNs) The cannibalism is an incidental result of the fight over the circus peanuts.

Posted by: Miklos with a sweet tooth at May 31, 2018 04:56 PM (zCyNd)

526 Lima beans are only food in an Andean plane crash situation.

Posted by: eleven at May 31, 2018 04:57 PM (+lOpA)

527 Bedtime.  Goodnight, 'rons.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 04:57 PM (SRarZ)

528 Necco wafers have been around since Old Testament days. They called them Manna back then. Same thing.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 04:57 PM (md3fh)

529 Circus peanuts were declared a Crime Against Humanity by the ICC in one of its few legally defensible rulings.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 31, 2018 04:57 PM (kYU4t)

530 'our only Christmas gift ' You had Christmas? We were lucky to get a new year. One year we had to reuse 1965.

Posted by: f'd at May 31, 2018 04:57 PM (UdKB7)

531 Has anyone tried the peanuts and pretzels Hershey's yet? They are excellent.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 31, 2018 04:57 PM (PUmDY)

532 Plus they are used to losing. Posted by: JackStraw at May 31, 2018 09:56 PM (/tuJf) They're not used to losing, they're used to throwing the game.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 31, 2018 04:58 PM (WUY4z)

533 526 Lima beans are only food in an Andean plane crash situation. Posted by: eleven at May 31, 2018 09:57 PM (+lOpA) ---- WORD

Posted by: Llamas at May 31, 2018 04:58 PM (vChNs)

534 NOOD!

Posted by: eleven at May 31, 2018 04:58 PM (+lOpA)

535 http://bit.ly/2pzN8nS ===== Representative Ron DeSantis Deconstructs Decepticon Trey Gowdy

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 04:59 PM (y3aQB)

536 I read recently that Necco Wafers date from the 1850s. Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2018 09:55 PM (sdi6R) They're probably stale by now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2018 04:59 PM (SiINZ)

537 I read recently that Necco Wafers date from the 1850s. Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2018 09:55 PM (sdi6R) They still use the original recipe - mummy wrappings from the necropolis - hence necco wafers.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 31, 2018 04:59 PM (1g7ch)

538 Same here. Cheetos is the gateway drug to Bugles, imo.
Posted by: fly gal at May 31, 2018 09:27 PM (vPVe1)


nah, just keep chipping.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2018 05:00 PM (2K6fY)

539 522 I read recently that Necco Wafers date from the 1850s. Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2018 09:55 PM (sdi6R) My mistake: 1847. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necco_Wafers

Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2018 05:01 PM (sdi6R)

540 Gateway to Funyuns.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 31, 2018 05:01 PM (PUmDY)

541 The GOP was stunningly silent in the face of all sorts of abuses by the Bambi Administration throughout the Summer of 2009 and beyond. We had no voice. I think we had Glenn Beck (ugh) and that was about it.

Compare to the full scale vociferous D reaction against comparatively benign Trump. I noted it at the time, and many on our side just did not believe it was an issue, or thought because we had Michelle Bachmann or whatever it was plenty of a fight we were putting up.

And here they are mostly silent when we need them again. Commie pricks in GOP drag.

Posted by: Mega at May 31, 2018 05:02 PM (rv0Fo)

542 Posted by: JackStraw at May 31, 2018 09:56 PM (/tuJf)

They are silent. There's YouTube now. All kinds of places to raise hell. They aren't hellraisers. They are guarding the camp walls and would watch us starve long as they had their paycheck at the end of the week.

Posted by: Mega at May 31, 2018 05:04 PM (rv0Fo)

543 NOOD.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 31, 2018 05:09 PM (HiDrR)

544 In the end I expect Trump to pardon Obama for multiple crimes and he will slink away to Indonesia or Kenya never to be seen or heard from again. Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 09:13 === Not good enough! Conviction of sedition, life sentence in Gitmo.

Posted by: escaped oaf [i] at May 31, 2018 05:20 PM (5i/Zh)

545 Call an all company meeting at CNN, lock the doors, and blow up the building.
Did I just do a Roseanne?
CNN does employ a lot of non-JakeBrookeWolfe type people.
Fuch it, who cares any more.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 31, 2018 05:53 PM (UsCnO)

546 23 Trying to win an argument with a liberal is like trying to teach a pig to sing.
It annoys the pig and is a waste of your time.

Posted by: ALH at May 31, 2018 08:18 PM (ZjGzE)



And most Leftists don't wear lipstick, either.


alternate joke ending.    I have used both and found putting lipstick on a pig gets a better response than trying to teach a pig to sing.   Something about people fantasizing, barn animals, and the color red.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 31, 2018 05:57 PM (UsCnO)

547 544 In the end I expect Trump to pardon Obama for multiple crimes and he will slink away to Indonesia or Kenya never to be seen or heard from again.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 09:13
===
Not good enough! Conviction of sedition, life sentence in Gitmo.

Posted by: escaped oaf at May 31, 2018 10:20 PM (5i/Zh)


I'd be happy if Obama wasn't allowed to build his massive Commie compound in Chicago.    Let him free, we can just point and laugh at him and Big Mike.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 31, 2018 05:59 PM (UsCnO)

548 300 People who like black licorice have some splainin to do. Probably will owed, but so so true!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 31, 2018 06:11 PM (IDhUW)

549 They haven't been as vocal as I would like but where would you hear them if they spoke out?

For good or bad we have one network, Fox, and that's just cable. We have nowhere else but the internet and a few not widely read mostly web based news organizations.

Plus they are used to losing. I'm not. And I'm damn sure Trump isn't.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 31, 2018 09:56 PM (/tuJf)



That's where some discipline from the leadership (Ryan and McConnell) would help.  Call in every member and explain...no demand...that if they are within 100 yards of a microphone and camera they talk about nothing but this un-American, un-constitutional attempt to overthrow the legitimate government of the United States. Isn't this what every Democrat does all the time, regardless of the question or the venue?  Make the media cover our side by talking about nothing else.  And tell any member unwilling to participate that they won't get a red cent for their re-election campaign.  It's called hardball and the Democrats are masters at it.



But of course that would take some...er...what's that word I'm looking for....Oh yeah, Leadership.  And some spine.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 31, 2018 06:18 PM (DK0L4)

550 Let's turn it over to a brewer by the name of Sam Adams: If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at May 31, 2018 06:52 PM (wPVDQ)

551 The regular NECCO wafers suck. The chocolate ones are pretty damn good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2018 06:54 PM (89T5c)

552 Hi ya'll, just woke up, anything interesting going on since post 100?

Posted by: Farmer at May 31, 2018 07:27 PM (yJ1e6)

553 I think Trump should Tweet a suggestion that the Federal Election Commission investigate Google for illegal in-kind political contributions without reporting them. Then watch the heads explode while they try to explain how this is totally different from the Citizens United case.

Posted by: Socratease at May 31, 2018 08:14 PM (2GbWn)

554 wow...kinda slow around here...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2018 10:17 PM (vbvxt)

555 If you are using the Amazon credit card...

pay that fucker off and then shred it.

Actually, shred it first. That way you won't put anything else on it while you are paying it off.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2018 10:24 PM (vbvxt)

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