December 30, 2016

Year's Worst Liberal Bias/Open Thread
— Ace

Free Beacon notes some of MSNBC's worst moments, in a post which is sixty three thousand pages long.

Jon Gabriel writes of incredible #FakeNews I've been complaining of incessantly -- the media refuses to write "hacked DNC emails," preferring exclusively to write "hacked the election" or even "hacked the vote," as AFP wrote yesterday.

Gee, I wonder why people become convinced of unevidenced conspiracy theories.

Business Insider bothered itself to write about the media's addiction to its own #FakeNews. Don't get high on your own supply, fellas.

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1 FRIST??

Posted by: fly gal at December 30, 2016 12:59 PM (8TdcF)

2 I'll nudge the Corgis...

Posted by: fly gal at December 30, 2016 01:00 PM (8TdcF)

3 "Monica Lewinski hacked Clinton's pants"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2016 01:02 PM (18h+i)

4 Quatro

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 01:02 PM (Sfs6o)

5 People have lost their minds.

Posted by: Max Power at December 30, 2016 01:02 PM (q177U)

6 True news: HCWNBPOTUS

Posted by: NaCly Dog [/i] at December 30, 2016 01:02 PM (u82oZ)

7 The Left and Glenn Beck embracing each other.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 01:02 PM (HJEuH)

8 Hacked is one of those malleable words (like interfered) that means nothing without definition, and they don't want definitions, because they expose this story for the big load of horse apples it is.

Posted by: pep at December 30, 2016 01:03 PM (LAe3v)

9 5 People have lost their minds. Posted by: Max Power at December 30, 2016 06:02 PM (q177U) ----------- I sure as hell have.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 01:03 PM (Sfs6o)

10 I keep forgetting about Gell-Mann amnesia.

Posted by: ⏣ at December 30, 2016 01:04 PM (u82oZ)

11 People have lost their minds. Mine's in a jar on that shelf over there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2016 01:04 PM (IcT7t)

12 It must have been the Russians because it couldn't have been Hillary! the Inevitable or our progressive policies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 30, 2016 01:04 PM (Nwg0u)

13 Of this evolves back into the awesome topic of hit porn stars remaining legitiamately gorgeous today vs. In the past with names being named, let me know.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 01:04 PM (HJEuH)

14 Trump hacked all of their minds, and will be living in them rent-free for the next four years.

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2016 01:05 PM (UzBQ4)

15 We (Those not on the left) know that they're using hacked the elation because they want to delegitimize Donald Trump before he starts. Well, the left knows it too but a number of us are not as stupid as they think we are as to what the plan is. Pray and consider fasting for Trump and for Pence and America. It will be a very dangerous few weeks. Obama's malignant narcissism coming out more and more.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 01:05 PM (tOcW/)

16 I've lost my f'n mind.

Posted by: Miss Sloane at December 30, 2016 01:05 PM (Tyii7)

17 7: gren bleck can suck a bag of dicks. or, two liters of valurite. eff him. he still cry everyday? what a lick knob.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 01:05 PM (KP5rU)

18 11 People have lost their minds. Mine's in a jar on that shelf over there. Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2016 06:04 PM (IcT7t) ----------- Mine went slowly, then all at once.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 01:05 PM (Sfs6o)

19

 

Mine's in a jar on that shelf over there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2016 06:04 PM (IcT7t)

 

 

Abby Normal?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 01:05 PM (lKyWE)

20 The Left and Glenn Beck embracing each other. - What's the opposite of synergy? Synsanity?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 30, 2016 01:06 PM (Nwg0u)

21 This whole thing is delicious. The industry that has built a well-deserved reputation for faking the news, trying to tell us to beware 'fake news,' meaning anything that doesn't actively support whatever insane assault on logic and human nature is the latest prog cause or cultural degradation.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at December 30, 2016 01:07 PM (nTH61)

22 Podesta was hacked much like the OPM was hacked. They gave them their damn passwords because stupid. It really doesn't matter who did the breach, it was the target who fully cooperated with the hacker.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 30, 2016 01:07 PM (9iR5/)

23 I'll come back when we're talking about Annette Haven again.

Posted by: post 176? at December 30, 2016 01:07 PM (wpC7C)

24 "Hands up don't shoot"!


The lie from Brown's accomplish taken as truth.


"He was reading a book".


Said the wife of her dead felon in Charlotte with a loaded gun in his hand while smoking a joint

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 01:07 PM (hVnKJ)

25 Unfortunately common sense prevented me from believing any of their BS.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at December 30, 2016 01:07 PM (TaCba)

26 In less than 500 hours there will be a yuge parade. Not a fake story.

Posted by: fluffy at December 30, 2016 01:08 PM (jw2Xw)

27 Q What's the last thing that went through the bug's mind when he hit the windshield? A. His ass

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 01:08 PM (kTF2Z)

28 Its starting out that its going to be a very interesting year, But Jan 21 will be the real start I hope.

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 01:08 PM (5sOEp)

29 annette haven, there's a blast from the past.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 01:08 PM (KP5rU)

30 FRIST?? "Frist" means deadline.

Posted by: Your Krautish Pedant at December 30, 2016 01:09 PM (mgbwf)

31 Vince Foster shot himself in Fort Marcy park while wearing semen stained shorts.

Posted by: R. DUKE at December 30, 2016 01:09 PM (ONH2e)

32 Richie Havens is dead?

Posted by: Miss Sloane at December 30, 2016 01:09 PM (Tyii7)

33 23 I'll come back when we're talking about Annette Haven again. Posted by: post 176? at December 30, 2016 06:07 PM (wpC7C Imagine her today with the benefits of healthy living, good diet, and 5-7 days in the gym. *drools*

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 01:09 PM (HJEuH)

34 Cod filet, butter, half sleeve Ritz crackers crushed, juice of a lemon, some white wine, parlsey, green onion. But that all a little later. Now it is time for a shot of mezcal, the salt, the lime. And ponder how Vladimir Putin got all those people to vote for Donald Trump in Michigan, Wisconsin, Ohio, Pennsylvania. And why he didn't come to fucking Colorado.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 30, 2016 01:09 PM (U6f54)

35 I respect Trump so much for limiting the inaugural celebrations, but I sorta wish he would go all out and pay for it himself just to make the left more crazy than they already are.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 30, 2016 01:10 PM (6IPEM)

36 One good thing I see about the hacking, maybe it will stop young people from using hack as a good thing. But maybe that's just a pet peeve of mine.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 01:10 PM (6Ll1u)

37 Hacke Hackspett, the new MSM mascot

http://tinyurl.com/zto5gjo

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of Double-Barrelling at December 30, 2016 01:10 PM (tHwdc)

38 Isn't it politically incorrect to say the left have lost their minds? Better to say they've released their minds to the wild.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 01:10 PM (hJrjt)

39 Google up WaPo's "Jimmy's World"



http://tinyurl.com/zraypqw

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 01:10 PM (hVnKJ)

40 Pray and consider fasting for Trump and for Pence and America. It will be a very dangerous few weeks. Obama's malignant narcissism coming out more and more. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 06:05 PM (tOcW/) It may be naïve, but I'm pretty confident that the petty spitefulness will make itself evident to anyone who's paying attention. The UK and Australia have both come out against the UN-Israel vote abstention, e.g.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 01:10 PM (8nWyX)

41 He's limiting inaugural celebrations? I hadn't heard that. What is he curtailing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 01:10 PM (tOcW/)

42 34: saw vlad here in wi. bought me a beer at the local sports bar. nice guy. wouldn't leave his laptop alone though.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 01:11 PM (KP5rU)

43 Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 06:10 PM (8nWyX) I hope you're right and it may be evident to people, but he may still try a bunch of dangerous moves anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 01:12 PM (tOcW/)

44 I'm really starting to get the hang of this posting a comment and having the nood alert show up 3 or 4 above mine.

Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 01:12 PM (gJ3Vg)

45 Does the name "Jason Blair" ring a bell for fake news at the NY Slime?



http://tinyurl.com/35ogavg

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 01:12 PM (hVnKJ)

46

 

He's limiting inaugural celebrations? I hadn't heard that. What is he curtailing?

 

 

 

Inaugural balls are  down   from ten to three

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 01:12 PM (lKyWE)

47 Nikki Dial, smoking hot hottie.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 01:14 PM (HJEuH)

48 >>> The UK and Australia have both come out against the UN-Israel vote abstention The British rep at the UN voted for it, which is odd.

Posted by: fluffy at December 30, 2016 01:14 PM (jw2Xw)

49 Richie Havens is dead? Posted by: Miss Sloane at December 30, 2016 06:09 PM (Tyii7) Yeah, his plane crashed. Chubby Checker and Stevie Ray Vaughn also perished... so sad.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at December 30, 2016 01:14 PM (RwwCT)

50 Get off me, aromatic sock.

Posted by: NaCly Dog [/i] at December 30, 2016 01:14 PM (u82oZ)

51 "Inaugural balls are down from ten to three" Three? That's an odd number for balls.

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2016 01:14 PM (UzBQ4)

52 newcyork times, rolling stone. all real news all the time. the media is dead. it was suicide.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 01:14 PM (KP5rU)

53 Fen, instead of 9 inaugural balls and many more unofficial inaugural balls, Trump is having only 3 in total. The parade will also be shorter in length to 1 1/2 hrs instead of 4 or 5 hrs. He wants to show that he is serious in getting to work by not celebrating excessively and making it all about him. He is also making more tickets available to events to the general public instead of to donors and celebrities.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 30, 2016 01:15 PM (6IPEM)

54 I'm really starting to get the hang of this posting a comment and having the nood alert show up 3 or 4 above mine.

Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 06:12 PM (gJ3Vg)


That's happened to me at least 3 times in the past 2 days - serves me right for trying to read all the posts.  This gang just careens forward, willy-nilly.



Posted by: Miley, Duchess of Double-Barrelling at December 30, 2016 01:15 PM (tHwdc)

55 Three? That's an odd number for balls. Any more than two is a bonus.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2016 01:15 PM (IcT7t)

56 Free Beacon notes some of MSNBC's worst moments, in a post which is sixty three thousand pages long. So, average movie review length then.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 01:15 PM (0mRoj)

57 47; yup. bet she can read a teleprompter too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 01:16 PM (KP5rU)

58 Inaugural balls are down from ten to three

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 06:12 PM (lKyWE)


Three balls ought to be enough for anybody.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of Double-Barrelling at December 30, 2016 01:16 PM (tHwdc)

59 48 >>> The UK and Australia have both come out against the UN-Israel vote abstention

The British rep at the UN voted for it, which is odd.

Posted by: fluffy at December 30, 2016 06:14 PM (jw2Xw)


No, they came out against Kerry's interference in Israeli politics.   I guess they didn't hear about Obama sending over his people and our money to defeat Bibi two years ago,

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 01:16 PM (hVnKJ)

60 Posted by: L, Elle at December 30, 2016 06:15 PM (6IPEM) Glad to hear that and I agree with you if he could pay for more of it, although I don't think much of it is taxpayer funded, .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 01:16 PM (tOcW/)

61 Didn't Buddy Hackett die about 10 years ago?  Who is doing all this hacking?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2016 01:17 PM (18h+i)

62 Didn't Buddy Hackett die about 10 years ago? Who is doing all this hacking?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2016 06:17 PM (18h+i)


See #37.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of Double-Barrelling at December 30, 2016 01:18 PM (tHwdc)

63 61: i thought that was buddy whackit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 01:18 PM (KP5rU)

64 Didn't Buddy Hackett die about 10 years ago? Who is doing all this hacking? Bird Flu carriers ...

Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at December 30, 2016 01:18 PM (AoK0a)

65 Triumph the Insult Comic dog is a more truthful reporter than any of those Dem mouthpiece asshats.

Posted by: fly gal at December 30, 2016 01:18 PM (8TdcF)

66 Didn't Buddy Hackett die about 10 years ago? Who is doing all this hacking? Steve?

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2016 01:18 PM (UzBQ4)

67 I believe he is also shortening the inaugural parade.

Posted by: Infidel at December 30, 2016 01:18 PM (VtLx6)

68 I gotcher inaugural balls...right HEAH!!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 01:18 PM (0mRoj)

69 Here's some Colorado stupid for you. Liquor is sold here only in single-ownership stores. You and your wife can only own one. She can't own one and you another a mile away. It's inconvenient as hell but the state gov is under extreme pressure from the two thousand or so store owners who would see a big drop in biz if the supermarkets could sell it. So all beer, wine, and booze is bought in these small stores. Under pressure from voters, the state passed a law that goes into effect January 1 in which supermarkets can now sell beer and wine. But it's like the implementation of Obamacare, only worse. It phases in over TWENTY YEARS. And that is not the real stupid part. Here is the stupid. Beginning next month, a chain like for example Kroger (here they are called King Soopers) can sell beer and wine in FIVE ONLY of its stores statewide, but first, IT MUST BUY ALL THE INDEPENDENTLY OWNED BUSINESSES WITHIN 1500 FEET of each store it wants to go wet. Our nearby Soopers would have to buy out five stores. I ran a check on a business brokerage site and the going rate for one of these starts at $100,000, and that is for a hole in the wall. So Soopers is probably looking at needing to pony up $1 million just to have our local store go wet. They'll never do it. So we are stuck with the stupid, but at least those fucking lawmakers can feel good about what they did.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 30, 2016 01:19 PM (U6f54)

70 We should not be limiting the inauguration, we should make it as big as possible. The end of an error. Now excuse me while I shop for some stilts, a top hat and some star-spangled pants in a 34 by 124.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 30, 2016 01:19 PM (VdICR)

71 55 Three? That's an odd number for balls. Any more than two is a bonus. Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2016 06:15 PM (IcT7t) E3 - The Extra Testicle.

Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 01:19 PM (7qAYi)

72 I remember Abbot and Hackett fondly.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 01:19 PM (DW+jj)

73 57 47; yup. bet she can read a teleprompter too. Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 06:16 PM (KP5rU LOL. What about Racquel Darrian? Holy shit!! Flawless she is.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 01:19 PM (HJEuH)

74 The Left hasn't lost its mind, merely revealed its true nature.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 30, 2016 01:20 PM (cxO+E)

75 ...also, I knew about the baby teeth/permanent teeth thing. I had no idea these were only my inaugural balls, though.

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2016 01:20 PM (UzBQ4)

76 "Don't get high on your own supply, fellas." They get high smelling their own farts.

Posted by: FOAF at December 30, 2016 01:20 PM (p0JMG)

77 Kinda funny to see ads for GAINZZZZZZ on this site. Of course they spell it "gains," which looks kind of weak.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at December 30, 2016 01:20 PM (RwwCT)

78 17 7: gren bleck can suck a bag of dicks. or, two liters of valurite. eff him. he still cry everyday? what a lick knob.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 06:05 PM (KP5rU)

++++

Phrasing.The way you say it makes it sound like he's the knob getting licked. The correct terminology is knob licker.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 01:21 PM (R+30W)

79 Sidebar - the term "Life hacks" is annoying as hell. They used to be called "household hints"

Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 01:21 PM (7qAYi)

80 No, they came out against Kerry's interference in Israeli politics. I guess they didn't hear about Obama sending over his people and our money to defeat Bibi two years ago, Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 06:16 PM (hVnKJ) Ah, that could be what I was thinking of, might have been confused. Australia definitely came out against the settlement resolution thing though.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 01:21 PM (8nWyX)

81

 

The British rep at the UN voted for it, which is odd.

Posted by: fluffy at December 30, 2016 06:14 PM (jw2Xw)

 

British PM  Theresa  May didn't mention the vote but she scolded Kerry for his speech calling the present Israeli government the most  far   right wing governent Israel has ever had

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 01:21 PM (lKyWE)

82 "He was reading a book". Said the wife of her dead felon in Charlotte with a loaded gun in his hand while smoking a joint Posted by: The Other Guy ------------ Initially, his daughter claimed that he it was a Bible. Well, to be fair, it's a thin line between a Bible and a stolen pistol.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 01:21 PM (ZO497)

83 Well Muley I read down quite a bit and saw a comment I wanted to add a little bit to. Typed it up, hit post and jump to bottom... Well lookie here,,, nood.

Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 01:21 PM (gJ3Vg)

84 E3 - The Extra Testicle. Eddie Torres, this dude from East Outer Space.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2016 01:22 PM (IcT7t)

85 Initially, his daughter claimed that he it was a Bible. Crap. "...that it was a Bible.."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 01:22 PM (ZO497)

86 Well, just like downthread, they're your superiors, don't ya know.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 30, 2016 01:22 PM (C9pBZ)

87 73: her too. meagain doesn't even move the meter next to those two.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 01:22 PM (KP5rU)

88 Ralphy Maddow VS. Sally Kohn! Tonight on Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Per View!!

Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2016 01:23 PM (qJhUV)

89 Speaking of emails. Kim Dotcom tweeted after Trump's win there would be "more" coming after the inauguration. Has anyone heard any other references to this? He had mentioned prior to the election, if Trump won, he would love to get a green card. Maybe he has something to trade for that visa?

Posted by: ever at December 30, 2016 01:23 PM (kronK)

90 Sidebar - the term "Life hacks" is annoying as hell. They used to be called "household hints"

Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 06:21 PM (7qAYi)


I used to read 'Hints from Heloise" all the time.  Wonder if she's still around.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of Double-Barrelling at December 30, 2016 01:23 PM (tHwdc)

91 What is Glenn Beck doing now?

Posted by: Seems legit at December 30, 2016 01:24 PM (U+nHb)

92 Tara Patrick. I'm telling y'all that Vivid has been setting the tend in female beauty since the 1990's when fashion mags and Hollywood wanted all women to resemble young boys.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 01:24 PM (HJEuH)

93 85 Initially, his daughter claimed that he it was a Bible.

Crap. "...that it was a Bible.."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:22 PM (ZO497)

++++

So not like Denzel in the Book of Eli...

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 01:24 PM (R+30W)

94 Initially, his daughter claimed that he it was a Bible.

Well, to be fair, it's a thin line between a Bible and a stolen pistol.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:21 PM (ZO497)


The grandmother said it was a Koran, but I doubt she even knows what that is.

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 01:24 PM (hVnKJ)

95 78; with that prick, who cares.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 01:24 PM (KP5rU)

96 Maybe we could just have an open porno thread where everybody gets to talk about their favorite scenes and what their favorites stars look like and what they do in detail and the rest of us can just go clean the fridge or something?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 01:24 PM (tOcW/)

97 88 Ralphy Maddow VS. Sally Kohn! Tonight on Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Per View!! Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2016 06:23 PM (qJhUV) No, no, no - we're talking about fun girl-on-girl action.

Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 01:24 PM (7qAYi)

98 E3 - The Extra Testicle. Great.dog show story about that. Alas, it takes a while to tell properly.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 30, 2016 01:25 PM (cxO+E)

99 This is how stupid Barky and Kerry are. They pushed this resolution, and the UK voted for it. But Kerry had to go too far, and they had to condemn the speech.

      They started this shit because they feared Trump's election and his choice of ambassador to Israel emboldened the Israeli "right-wing". So they were going to save the day and tie Trump's hand.

        What the asswipes ended up doing was emboldening the right wing even more and fracturing the left. Shit Midas, they are.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 01:25 PM (DW+jj)

100 Well Muley I read down quite a bit and saw a comment I wanted to add a little bit to.
Typed it up, hit post and jump to bottom...
Well lookie here,,, nood.

Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 06:21 PM (gJ3Vg)


I can be mulish, 'tis true.

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 01:26 PM (tHwdc)

101 Sorry Miley, wasn't auto-c this time either. Bad finger. Stupid finger. Finger didn't proofread.

Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 01:26 PM (gJ3Vg)

102 E3 - The Extra Testicle. Posted by: josephistan -------------- I saw The Extra Testicle open for Pussy Riot at the... Nevermind.

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 01:26 PM (DOcyR)

103 January 20: Inauguration January 21: Brass knuckles taken to the GOPe, the Dems and the MSM.

Posted by: Jmel at December 30, 2016 01:26 PM (tv+BP)

104 ole gren probably pitches and catches. he's amphibious. and, i'll bet he aint fussy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 01:27 PM (KP5rU)

105 Malignant and stupid and anti Semetic-Kerry and Obama. Do they freaking want to get us into war with Israel and/or Russia-two nuclear powers-in the next three weeks?!!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 01:27 PM (tOcW/)

106 What is Glenn Beck doing now? Posted by: Seems legit at December 30, 2016 06:24 PM (U+nHb) Laying curled in the fetal position in a pool of his own vomit and excrement on the basement floor whilst clutching a bag of Cheetos and an empty half gallon of vodka?

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at December 30, 2016 01:27 PM (GUBah)

107 I enjoyed reading Janet Reno's obit. Burn in hell child murderer.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at December 30, 2016 01:27 PM (bML9A)

108 Well we could start a thread on which movies in 2017 will probably stink at the box office.

Alien:Covenant, Dunkirk, Blade Runner 2049...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2016 01:28 PM (x0mWT)

109 What is Glenn Beck doing now? Being a public fool I would assume.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 01:28 PM (qUNWi)

110 87 73: her too. meagain doesn't even move the meter next to those two. Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 06:22 PM (KP5rU) MeAgain spent move the meter compared to most women selling beauty. Tera Patrick. Julia Ann. Savannah Samson. Kayden Kross. Jessica Jaymes.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 01:28 PM (HJEuH)

111 Sorry Miley, wasn't auto-c this time either.
Bad finger. Stupid finger. Finger didn't proofread.

Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 06:26 PM (gJ3Vg)


I love Badfinger, but I'm keeping this nick to rub it in.

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 01:28 PM (tHwdc)

112 What the asswipes ended up doing was emboldening the right wing even more and fracturing the left. Shit Midas, they are. Posted by: publius ------------------- When you're getting bitch-slapped by fellow-traveler Dershowitz, you may have 'progressed' beyond all rationality.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 01:29 PM (ZO497)

113 Stolen from WZ. Every Trump camo evah!



http://tinyurl.com/gsmcjl7

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 01:29 PM (hVnKJ)

114 But I shot at Janet Reno just to watch kids die.

Posted by: Johnny Cash at December 30, 2016 01:30 PM (77i7V)

115 The best part of the MSDNC video of shame was Bryan William's sigh after announcing the latest bigly results of the electoral college. Pure lulz for a pure scumbag. As for the media's crack smoking and constant DNC talking point spewing and what to do to solve it my advice would be to just ignore them. I think it's ok to laugh at their stupidity but nothing they say can be trusted. Nothing.

Posted by: the extremely deplorable and very racist, sexist, bigotted and homophobic james at December 30, 2016 01:30 PM (jxw6R)

116 106 What is Glenn Beck doing now?
Posted by: Seems legit at December 30, 2016 06:24 PM (U+nHb)


Starting the "12 steps" all over again?

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 01:31 PM (hVnKJ)

117 Hacky Sack

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2016 01:31 PM (HgMAr)

118 Cassidy. *drops Mic*

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 01:31 PM (HJEuH)

119 This is so unpresidented.

Posted by: 2soonold2latesmart at December 30, 2016 01:31 PM (8rj0k)

120 Oooohhh...  Glenn Beck starring in The Thirty-Nine Steps with Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2016 01:31 PM (x0mWT)

121 Well you keep that nic then,,, No matter what

Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 01:32 PM (gJ3Vg)

122 I enjoyed reading Janet Reno's obit. ---------- Elian Gonzales was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 01:32 PM (ZO497)

123 It's Friday night here in CA. Time to steal a car and go get some underage prostitutes.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at December 30, 2016 01:33 PM (HgMAr)

124 The left is now accusing Trump of treason for his tweet about Putin. I knew they would go nuts. He's also tweeted that Putin is playing CNN and MSNBC for fools, but FOX knows the score.

     Trump may succeed in riding us of the left (by mass strokes and coronaries) before he's even sworn in.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 01:33 PM (DW+jj)

125 if anyone hasn't seen Ash V The Evil Dead, marijuana and guns don't mix well. you'll want to lock up those old Akkadian classics, too

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2016 01:33 PM (AM5/F)

126 I have tickets to the inauguration, got them from one of my state senators...Whitehouse in RI....and fortunately I was able to book a room for thurs/fri night that didn't bust the bank, in Arlington, hardly any rooms now....so I'm pretty excited about going to this historic event!

Posted by: KWDreaming at December 30, 2016 01:33 PM (AkcYt)

127 Say, anyone remember that scene with Amber Lynn and Ron Jeremy where they're bumping uglies while cleaning the fridge? Classic!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 01:34 PM (kTF2Z)

128 96 Maybe we could just have an open porno thread where everybody gets to talk about their favorite scenes and what their favorites stars look like and what they do in detail and the rest of us can just go clean the fridge or something? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 06:24 PM (tOcW/) Speaking of, I need to clean my fridge. Need to get a level 3 hazmat suit first though.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 01:34 PM (0mRoj)

129 127 Say, anyone remember that scene with Amber Lynn and Ron Jeremy where they're bumping uglies while cleaning the fridge? Classic! Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 06:34 PM (kTF2Z) I thought he was there to repair the fridge.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 01:35 PM (0mRoj)

130 >>> When you're getting bitch-slapped by fellow-traveler Dershowitz, you may have 'progressed' beyond all rationality. Dershowitz is not a prog, he is a genuine liberal.

Posted by: fluffy at December 30, 2016 01:35 PM (jw2Xw)

131 Stolen from WZ. Every Trump camo evah!



http://tinyurl.com/gsmcjl7

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 06:29 PM (hVnKJ)


That was a lot of fun - thanks!  Also enjoyed the Donald's ALS ice bucket challenge that followed.

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 01:35 PM (tHwdc)

132 The British have been ratcheting up the anti semitism lately no suprise to me.

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 01:36 PM (5sOEp)

133 I'm pretty excited about going to this historic event! Posted by: KWDreaming ----------- Let's hope the baby-parts vendors don't disrupt things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 01:36 PM (ZO497)

134 Clean the fridge. Is that what kids are calling it nowdays?

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 01:36 PM (qUNWi)

135 The advantage of our stupid liquor laws in Colorado is that we have the greatest liquor stores in the world

Posted by: HuuuuuuugeJoe@ewokfinder at December 30, 2016 01:36 PM (riqBd)

136 @126

Don't get too worked up.  Cast of 1,000's, crowds, jacked up prices, demonstrations, and security that will suck.



Did I mention it will probably be cold as hell?

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 01:36 PM (hVnKJ)

137 128 96 Maybe we could just have an open porno thread where everybody gets to talk about their favorite scenes and what their favorites stars look like and what they do in detail and the rest of us can just go clean the fridge or something? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 06:24 PM (tOcW/) Speaking of, I need to clean my fridge. Need to get a level 3 hazmat suit first though. Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 06:34 PM (0mRoj) Kinky.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 30, 2016 01:36 PM (cAnNx)

138 Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 06:34 PM (0mRoj) I know that feeling-of things way back in there that could be made into some kind of antibiotic if they sit there any longer, but right now it's not too bad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 01:36 PM (tOcW/)

139 Dershowitz said that if Keith Ellison becomes DNC chairman, he's going to resign his Dem membership.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 01:36 PM (DW+jj)

140 96 Maybe we could just have an open porno thread where everybody gets to talk about their favorite scenes and what their favorites stars look like and what they do in detail and the rest of us can just go clean the fridge or something? Posted by: FenelonSpoke -------------- You know darned well that a porno thread will turn into a Duke's vs Hellman's war within 30 comments.

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 01:37 PM (DOcyR)

141 132 The British have been ratcheting up the anti semitism lately no suprise to me.

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 06:36 PM (5sOEp)

London has a Mohammedan mayor.   Need I say more?

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 01:37 PM (hVnKJ)

142 The advantage of our stupid liquor laws in Colorado is that we have the greatest liquor stores in the world Second look at Colorado.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 01:37 PM (qUNWi)

143 The left is now accusing Trump of treason for his tweet about Putin. "He's not allowed to betray the country! Only we're allowed to betray the country!"

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 30, 2016 01:37 PM (cxO+E)

144 on the rise in Joo hating in Britain, inviting in a sh!tload of Muslims tends to do that.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2016 01:38 PM (AM5/F)

145 Another Ron Jeremy joke: A lot of the female talent of the day refused to perform with him, saying that didn't do bestiality.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 01:38 PM (DW+jj)

146 7: gren bleck can suck a bag of dicks. or, two liters of valurite. eff him. he still cry everyday? what a lick knob. Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 06:05 PM (KP5rU) Yup....Beck is the worst. He needs to commit himself to a big ol' heaping of a big ol' Bag O' Dicks. He can take Nanny Doomberg with him. Lots of apostrophes there to stick up the crack of both of their asses too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 30, 2016 01:38 PM (5VlCp)

147 131 Stolen from WZ. Every Trump camo evah! Really helps you blend in at Manhattan cocktail parties.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 01:38 PM (0mRoj)

148 Clean the fridge.


Is that what kids are calling it nowdays?

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 06:36 PM (qUNWi)


Mine is very, very dirty.  Fingerprints all over it.  Covered with magnets and mementos.

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 01:38 PM (tHwdc)

149 If you do a search of MeAgain Kelly before all the plastic surgery, she looks nothing like she looks now. If you were to have children with her, they will not resemble their mother at all. Compared to other celebrities "who sell their sexuality", she is by far the one that started out with no hope. She is all smoke and mirrors.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 01:39 PM (HJEuH)

150 Richie Havens shot Vince Foster?

Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2016 01:39 PM (zLDYs)

151 Dershowitz said that if Keith Ellison becomes DNC chairman, he's going to resign his Dem membership. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) But he'll probably still vote for them. That's my guess.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 01:39 PM (IqV8l)

152 Somehow I have cat hair in my freezer

Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 01:39 PM (7qAYi)

153 Mine is very, very dirty. Fingerprints all over it. Covered with magnets and mementos. Mmmm.....that's hot.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 01:39 PM (qUNWi)

154 You know darned well that a porno thread will turn into a Duke's vs Hellman's war within 30 comments. .45acp vs 9mm

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 30, 2016 01:40 PM (O7kBk)

155 I clean and repair fridges too.

Posted by: Peter the Meter Reader at December 30, 2016 01:40 PM (DW+jj)

156 Mmmm.....that's hot.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 06:39 PM (qUNWi)


Only on the outside.

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 01:41 PM (tHwdc)

157 Pray and consider fasting for Trump and for Pence and America. It will be a very dangerous few weeks. Obama's malignant narcissism coming out more and more. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 06:05 PM (tOcW/) It's going to be a dangerous four years. _But there is opportunity. Trump's wit lights up these fools so bright those in the shadows are beginning to see.

Posted by: gNewt praying for Trump and America at December 30, 2016 01:41 PM (ykL1t)

158 longbows or ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2016 01:41 PM (x0mWT)

159 Mine is very, very dirty. Fingerprints all over it. Covered with magnets and mementos. Posted by: Miley ---------- Heh. We should have a one-time refrigerator door pics thread. Our's is probably only middle-of-the-pack, but pretty busy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 01:41 PM (ZO497)

160 91 What is Glenn Beck doing now? Posted by: Seems legit at December 30, 2016 06:24 PM (U+nHb) Wearing a ball gag and dog collar while Samantha Bee spanks him.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 30, 2016 01:41 PM (cAnNx)

161 Yeah, I will fast. Fast reload.

Posted by: goon at December 30, 2016 01:41 PM (EaQ6/)

162 158 longbows or ... Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2016 06:41 PM (x0mWT) I prefer the Dillon Aero minigun.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 01:42 PM (0mRoj)

163 "Dershowitz is not a prog, he is a genuine liberal." Can't agree or disagree, since everything lies in definition of terms. On a practical level, Dershowitz has fervently supported racist, authoritarian, corrupt, stupid people whose causes impoverish and endanger America, and destroy freedom. He really ought to move to Israel, where his "gee, ya think?" common sense about the "peace process" etc. can do some good, and he won't be able to cause so much damage to the US.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2016 01:42 PM (QDnY+)

164 My fridge is still full of leftovers

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 01:42 PM (riqBd)

165 Hmmm, I know kinda weak for this place but I thought the "No matter what" would at least get an e for effort.

Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 01:42 PM (gJ3Vg)

166 Somehow I have cat hair in my freezer ........... next time put kitty in a freezer bag first

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2016 01:42 PM (HgMAr)

167 I prefer the Dillon Aero minigun. Posted by: Insomniac Is that the one Marshall Dillon used?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 01:42 PM (IqV8l)

168 152 Somehow I have cat hair in my freezer Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 06:39 PM (7qAYi) ------------ Maybe the freezer isn't the best place for the litter box?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 01:43 PM (kTF2Z)

169 The idea the performance was canceled over the famous line - which the school denied - caused outrage and, as the story went, left the Jewish family so worried for their safety that they decided to skip town. It hit all the desired notes for left-leaning publications and personalities. It demonized outlets like Breitbart and Fox News while supposedly putting on display the real-life consequences of "fake news." It was everywhere. The only problem? The story wasn't true. The real story: they were afraid because of the backlash when one of their kids brought a homemade clock to school.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 01:43 PM (rH4JY)

170 69 Here's some Colorado stupid for you. Liquor is sold here only in single-ownership stores. You and your wife can only own one. She can't own one and you another a mile away. It's inconvenient as hell but the state gov is under extreme pressure from the two thousand or so store owners who would see a big drop in biz if the supermarkets could sell it. So all beer, wine, and booze is bought in these small stores. Under pressure from voters, the state passed a law that goes into effect January 1 in which supermarkets can now sell beer and wine. But it's like the implementation of Obamacare, only worse. It phases in over TWENTY YEARS. And that is not the real stupid part. Here is the stupid. Beginning next month, a chain like for example Kroger (here they are called King Soopers) can sell beer and wine in FIVE ONLY of its stores statewide, but first, IT MUST BUY ALL THE INDEPENDENTLY OWNED BUSINESSES WITHIN 1500 FEET of each store it wants to go wet. Our nearby Soopers would have to buy out five stores. I ran a check on a business brokerage site and the going rate for one of these starts at $100,000, and that is for a hole in the wall. So Soopers is probably looking at needing to pony up $1 million just to have our local store go wet. They'll never do it. So we are stuck with the stupid, but at least those fucking lawmakers can feel good about what they did. Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 30, 2016 06:19 PM (U6f54) The small town I live in, population about 2,100, has three liquor stores. The town I work in, population 11,000, has 15 liquor stores.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 01:43 PM (hJrjt)

171 160; now, that's hot. is there video?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 01:43 PM (KP5rU)

172 Richie Havens shot Vince Foster? Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2016 06:39 PM (zLDYs) Richie, no way, he's down by the San Francisco Bay.

Posted by: gNewt praying for Trump and America at December 30, 2016 01:44 PM (ykL1t)

173 Free Beacon should have waited a day. More splodey heads over the next 24 hours to come.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at December 30, 2016 01:45 PM (PvCxa)

174 I have been hoping every day Ellison becomes Democrat Chairman, everyday.

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 01:45 PM (5sOEp)

175 Just find it fascinating that beginning in the 1990's porn stars had more beautiful natural looks than actual. Women in high fashion, Hollywood, and entertainment. And I don't say that because they got naked for a living and had sex. the Vivid girls up today's healthy porn models are knock outs. Maybe it is because they look more feminine than what is advertised to the masses as feminine beauty.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 01:45 PM (HJEuH)

176 My small town also has a distillery in addition to the liquor stores.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 01:45 PM (hJrjt)

177 Richie, no way, he's down by the San Francisco Bay. Posted by: gNewt --------------- I knew it was over for Richie when he started doing Burger King commercials.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 01:45 PM (ZO497)

178 I'll pre-emptively bridge the 9mm/45ACP gap by noting that today I'll be loading some 45, and processing some 9mm brass.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2016 01:45 PM (QDnY+)

179 Has anyone else noticed that a lot of sites now want you to turn off your ad blocker to read them.


I bet they are counting your hit to them whether you read the story or not.


Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 01:46 PM (hVnKJ)

180 Why the fuck does CNN think that people want to see Anderson Cooper and his red headed fag hag Kathy Griffin on New Year's Eve.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 30, 2016 01:46 PM (cAnNx)

181 106. What is Glenn Beck doing now? Posted by: Seems legit at December 30, 2016 06:24 PM (U+nHb) Laying curled in the fetal position in a pool of his own vomit and excrement on the basement floor whilst clutching a bag of Cheetos and an empty half gallon of vodka? Is that how he got the orange dick?

Posted by: R. DUKE at December 30, 2016 01:46 PM (ONH2e)

182 Richie Havens shot Vince Foster? Posted by: Eromero Sometimes he feels like a motherless child.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 01:46 PM (IqV8l)

183 Pray and consider fasting for Trump and for Pence and America. It will be a very dangerous few weeks. Obama's malignant narcissism coming out more and more. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 06:05 PM (tOcW/) ++++ I'll sure as heck will pray but I won't fast. I'll need all the strength I can muster to live through this turmoil.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 30, 2016 01:46 PM (CFc5L)

184 Leslie Marshall just said Obama created 11 million jobs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 01:47 PM (IqV8l)

185 The UK and Australia have both come out against the UN-Israel vote abstention, e.g. Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 06:10 PM (8nWyX) Which is sort of weird since the UK voted for the vile thing. Guess they wanted to appease their antisemites at home and were counting on Obama (hmmm, maybe *that* was their first mistake?) to pull their chestnuts out of the fire so they could snap their fingers and say "Well, darn."

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2016 01:47 PM (sEDyY)

186 158 longbows or ... Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2016 06:41 PM (x0mWT) Poison darts and poison anything is very underrated. (Small pox blankets)

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 01:47 PM (HJEuH)

187 9mm, .45ACP, whatever. The best gun is the one with which you can put rounds on target accurately and quickly.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 01:47 PM (0mRoj)

188 No way I'm turning off my adblocker for anybody.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 01:47 PM (qUNWi)

189 My small town also has a distillery in addition to the liquor stores. Posted by: Northernlurker ------------- Heck, plenty of distilleries up here in the mountains.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 01:47 PM (ZO497)

190 The MSM tried, and failed, to hack the election, and boy, are they butthurt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 01:47 PM (MiBfH)

191 Wearing a ball gag and dog collar while Samantha Bee spanks him. Posted by: Buzzion at December 30, 2016 06:41 PM (cAnNx) Great, now I need some brain bleach. And I just took my meds a little while ago, so I can't drink for another hour and a half.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at December 30, 2016 01:47 PM (GUBah)

192 The last post explains why progs think they can get away with their bullshit. They're not aware of their own incompetence. The arrogance with which they approach any issue clouds their ability for the self reflection required to make a good faith effort to determine whether their conclusions may be wrong. They become a caricature of the Happy Days', the Fonze, with a suit instead of a leather jacket, unable to think they're wrong, let alone say it.

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at December 30, 2016 01:47 PM (2X7pN)

193 151
Dershowitz said that if Keith Ellison becomes DNC chairman, he's going to resign his Dem membership.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)

But he'll probably still vote for them. That's my guess.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 06:39 PM (IqV8l)

++++

They do it every time. You get your hope up because someone of the left says something sane once in a while. But, when the rubber meets the road, they still support whichever lefty is running. See Camile Paglia, Megan McArdle, etc.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 01:48 PM (R+30W)

194 184 Leslie Marshall just said Obama created 11 million jobs. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (IqV8l) Who cares what she thinks? She hasn't been in anything since "Laverne & Shirley."

Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 01:48 PM (7qAYi)

195 Don't check ID's, the little pussy cowards will have lots of ID's, so just use your instincts. Hanging later for things that you may have done hastily today is way better than being one of the sheep. Just make sure that you get lots and lots of them before they get you. You're going to be 90% right and that's not too bad.

Posted by: goon at December 30, 2016 01:48 PM (EaQ6/)

196 What do you call an antelope disguised as a wildebeest? Fake gnus!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 30, 2016 01:48 PM (rH4JY)

197 174 I have been hoping every day Ellison becomes Democrat Chairman, everyday.

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 06:45 PM (5sOEp)


Me too.  When your enemy is fcking up, get out of the way and let them.


The face of the democrat party, a Black anti Semite Mohammedan.


Works for me.  That will sell like hell in Manhattan and CA.  Elsewhere? 


No so much.




Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 01:48 PM (hVnKJ)

198 180 Why the fuck does CNN think that people want to see Anderson Cooper and his red headed fag hag Kathy Griffin on New Year's Eve. Posted by: Buzzion at December 30, 2016 06:46 PM (cAnNx) +++ Don't they just embody all that is libtarted? Success!

Posted by: washrivergal at December 30, 2016 01:48 PM (CFc5L)

199 How much would you pay for a viewing of Ms Kohn and Ms Maddow mutually doing one another? Would you want the soundtrack to be music, or their moans and groans, or a mix of them and the music, or better, maybe, dubbed by real porn actresses. I think Tiffany Mynx and Ava Devine.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 30, 2016 01:48 PM (U6f54)

200 Somehow I have cat hair in my freezer ........... We'll be stopping by unannounced.

Posted by: SPCA at December 30, 2016 01:48 PM (HgMAr)

201 The best gun is the one with which you can put rounds on target accurately and quickly. Posted by: Insomniac ------------ You didn't see my mail-in target, did you? Probably should have just thrown the pistol.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 01:49 PM (ZO497)

202 Kerry probably sucker puched the Blokes saying you vote for it then we will vote for it too.

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 01:49 PM (5sOEp)

203 184 Leslie Marshall just said Obama created 11 million jobs. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (IqV8l) 97% are part time jobs. Thanks Obama and company.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 01:49 PM (HJEuH)

204 199 How much would you pay for a viewing of Ms Kohn and Ms Maddow mutually doing one another? Dear God, that's an image I didn't need.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 01:49 PM (0mRoj)

205 I think I'll go watch Return of the Jedi.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2016 01:50 PM (x0mWT)

206 203 184 Leslie Marshall just said Obama created 11 million jobs. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (IqV8l) 97% are part time jobs. Thanks Obama and company. Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 06:49 PM (HJEuH) Record real unemployment, record nonparticipation in the workforce...yeah, TFG's a real job creator.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 01:50 PM (0mRoj)

207 It's more a matter of what I would pay to NOT see that ... The magic of NOT watching something is low cost

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 01:51 PM (riqBd)

208 201 The best gun is the one with which you can put rounds on target accurately and quickly. Posted by: Insomniac ------------ You didn't see my mail-in target, did you? Probably should have just thrown the pistol. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:49 PM (ZO497) Nope, I must have missed it.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 01:51 PM (0mRoj)

209 199 How much would you pay for a viewing of Ms Kohn and Ms Maddow mutually doing one another? Other way around. How much would you pay me to have to watch that?

Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 01:51 PM (7qAYi)

210 >> How much would you pay for a viewing of Ms Kohn and Ms
>> Maddow mutually doing one another?

    Throw Lena Dunham in the mix, too, why don't ya?

    If I saw that, I think I would be rendered permanently impotent.

Posted by: Peter the Meter Reader at December 30, 2016 01:52 PM (DW+jj)

211 Heh. We should have a one-time refrigerator door pics thread. Our's is probably only middle-of-the-pack, but pretty busy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:41 PM (ZO497)


I have Wendy Bender, Joe Bender and Mind Bender the Cat.  Also "End Route 1" from my Key West adventure.  A few mini trolls, the lyrics to Mr. D's favorite songs that reminded him of me/us, and a dirty note from him.  A photo of my dad who passed away.  A 'Don't Tread On Me' flag.  That's just for starters.

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 01:52 PM (tHwdc)

212 Somehow I have cat hair in my freezer Posted by: josephistan Maybe one of the factories that packages your groceries allowed cat hair to contaminate the package. You should do a McKenzie brothers, and demand free frozen vegetables for a year.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 01:52 PM (rH4JY)

213 Why the fuck does CNN think that people want to see Anderson Cooper and his red headed fag hag Kathy Griffin on New Year's Eve. Posted by: Buzzion at December 30, 2016 06:46 PM (cAnNx) ............ Yeah, at least they could get Don Lemon and Joy Behar.

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2016 01:52 PM (HgMAr)

214 Nope, I must have missed it. Posted by: Insomniac ------------- So did I, mostly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 01:52 PM (ZO497)

215 205 I think I'll go watch Return of the Jedi.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2016 06:50 PM (x0mWT)

++++

Upside: Princess Leia in a metal bikini.
Downside: a never ending supply of ewoks. Half the damn movie!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 01:52 PM (R+30W)

216 Madcow and Kohn are both "the husband" so it would be fag fag on fag fag?

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 01:52 PM (hVnKJ)

217 My small town also has a distillery in addition to the liquor stores. Posted by: Northernlurker ------------- Heck, plenty of distilleries up here in the mountains. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (ZO497) Great grandpa not bothered by prohibition - never liked the taste of "store bought" liquor.

Posted by: gNewt praying for Trump and America at December 30, 2016 01:53 PM (ykL1t)

218 Three girls, one election!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at December 30, 2016 01:53 PM (2X7pN)

219 I thought they were the same person - that could be weird

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 01:54 PM (riqBd)

220 152 Somehow I have cat hair in my freezer Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 06:39 PM (7qAYi) If there is a cat in the house, there will be cat hair everywhere. If there is a thing (e.g. a single sheet of paper in the middle of an empty room), the cat will be on the thing. These are universal cat truths. At least that's what the Toxoplasma gondii in my brain tell me OH GOSH WOOK AT ITS WIDDLE TUMMY http://imgur.com/a/KjXjY

Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 01:54 PM (8nWyX)

221 Picking out the year's "worst" media distortion would sort of be like ranking battlefield atrocities on the eastern front in WWII. It also, sort of, misses the point. The distortion is ubiquitous, starting with selection of what is news and what is not. And continuing, especially, with the very language used. Have you ever seen the combination "Obama's controversial health insurance reform" in mainstream media? Nope. "Landmark" "historic" "sweeping". Yet no law ever passed by Congress in our entire history was more controversial than the disastrous ACA. Have you read that Trump is appointing "hard-liners" to immigration-related posts? Uh huh. "Hard liners". You see, you're a "hard liner" if you, you know, actually believe in enforcing *existing laws*. Do you think someone enforcing tax laws would ever be described as a "hard liner"? The manipulation and distortion - all of which could be easily avoided by smarter and more responsible people - is constant, it's in practically every phrase.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2016 01:54 PM (QDnY+)

222 Why the fuck does CNN think that people want to see Anderson Cooper and his red headed fag hag Kathy Griffin on New Year's Eve. Posted by: Buzzion at December 30, 2016 06:46 PM (cAnNx) No one is watching them any way so it really doesn't matter who they have on

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 01:55 PM (auHtY)

223 Shemp Smythe, "Oh my!!!!!  There are Ewoks here on Endor eating Stormtroopers!!!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2016 01:55 PM (x0mWT)

224 184 Leslie Marshall just said Obama created 11 million jobs. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (IqV8l) +++ You know, why not? Plainly, they can throw out numbers out of thin air and no one counters the claim. The MSM continues to dance around Ofuckstick tossing rose pedals and holding banner sticks. He is all that is holy in their puke heads.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 30, 2016 01:55 PM (CFc5L)

225 Peter Beinart, as self hating Jew who gobbles Obamas cock every chance he gets and absolutely never misses a chance to shiv a Jew or the State of Israel in the back, a stranger of the truth, a builder of straw men, unequalled in the skill of false equivalence, a liar, a cheat, a troll and a soulless golem

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2016 01:56 PM (kIQE/)

226

 

The UK and Australia have both come out against the UN-Israel vote abstention, e.g.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 06:10 PM (8nWyX)

 

I think  some  countries voted for it under the assumption that the U.S. would do what it always did,veto it.It was a safe vote for them  and   it made Israel look bad but nothing would come of it.Barky screwed them.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 01:56 PM (lKyWE)

227 Hmmm,
I know kinda weak for this place but I thought the "No matter what" would at least get an e for effort.

Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 06:42 PM (gJ3Vg)



I'm growing fond of this nick, but you may have a bunch of eeeeeeeeeees.

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 01:56 PM (tHwdc)

228 cnn needs a bigger shovel. they still on?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 01:56 PM (KP5rU)

229 Leslie Marshall just said Obama created 11 million jobs. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (IqV8l) Leslie Marshall is a raving idiot. She couldn't count to eleven if you helped her to 10

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 01:56 PM (auHtY)

230 ban if you must but 'willow' from downstairs, which reminds me...

206 purpose

to be willowed
after or just before
the nude

-- be here all week, tips for the girls and the band

ever wonder about the 'uniform' of a suit?

In search, based on last night's ruminations, I am too. Slim and curvy, tall.
Pfft. pantyhose/tights -- as long as there are push-up/bullet

7 or 15 denier....

Well, I've said not quite enough or too much...


Oh, well.

May this new year be the best. The software realm really sucks. All the 'new' is just the unfinished bs the last language had going for it.

C/Unix/sh/Perl/make -- yep

Python? Nope. I'll be doing a job with that, but really?
Perl (without that fool Moose) has and will always work. Parrot?

Learn to 'paint'. Another swipe at old shit is just that, shit.
MHO

Posted by: micky at December 30, 2016 01:56 PM (o5vMc)

231 107 I enjoyed reading Janet Reno's obit.

Burn in hell child murderer.

*****
Elian Gonzalez
Waco
Just a couple of the greatest hits of our first transgendered attorney general


Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2016 01:56 PM (18h+i)

232 Oh sure, laugh it up. I saw my best friend get eaten by a fucking teddy bear on Endor!

Posted by: Stormtrooper TH18876 at December 30, 2016 01:57 PM (7qAYi)

233 derp, forgot to tinyurl the eye em gee link. http://tinyurl.com/jdav9lw

Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 01:57 PM (8nWyX)

234 Heard in my home, just now-


No. NO! Leave that outside.
What is it?
The dog grabbed a tree.
A...tree..?


Life, with mastiffs.


Also? I have dog hair in my freezer. And fridge. Toaster. Pretty much everywhere. They aren't keen on epilady'ing. Dammit.

Posted by: Occam's Epilady at December 30, 2016 01:57 PM (prEBe)

235 Miley - Heck, I can't even pick out a favorite, but I do have a 'I Like Ike' button stuck there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 01:58 PM (ZO497)

236 Leslie Marshall Peter Marshall Penny Marshall

Posted by: gNewt praying for Trump and America at December 30, 2016 01:58 PM (ykL1t)

237 Peter Beinart, as self hating Jew who gobbles Obamas cock every chance he gets and absolutely never misses a chance to shiv a Jew or the State of Israel in the back, a stranger of the truth, a builder of straw men, unequalled in the skill of false equivalence, a liar, a cheat, a troll and a soulless golem Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2016 06:56 PM (kIQE/) I thought golems protected Jews.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 01:58 PM (0mRoj)

238 I have Wendy Bender, Joe Bender and Mind Bender the Cat. Also "End Route 1" from my Key West adventure. A few mini trolls, the lyrics to Mr. D's favorite songs that reminded him of me/us, and a dirty note from him. A photo of my dad who passed away. A 'Don't Tread On Me' flag. That's just for starters. Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM ------------------- Mine is still covered in drawings and school art projects (the Father's Day ones are my favorites) from that crappy ex's kids. Kids I haven't seen or heard from in 3 years...

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 01:58 PM (DOcyR)

239 7 or 15 denier I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 01:59 PM (riqBd)

240 194 184 Leslie Marshall just said Obama created 11 million jobs. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (IqV8l) Who cares what she thinks? She hasn't been in anything since "Laverne & Shirley." Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 06:48 PM (7qAYi) But let in 16 Million people with LEGAL immigration... That does not even count illegal...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 30, 2016 01:59 PM (qf6WZ)

241 Somehow I have cat hair in my freezer ......... You should always shave pussy in the bathroom, not the kitchen.

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2016 01:59 PM (HgMAr)

242 I think the left has a vocabulary problem. They think "fake" means "maybe true in this instance but not true in general". And they think true means "maybe false in this instance, but accurate in general". So when we try to argue with them, we are talking past one another.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 02:00 PM (rH4JY)

243 49ers players vote Colin Kaepernick as winner of team's most prestigious award Is it a leg lamp? The 49ers announced that Kaepernick won the Len Eshmont Award. The team says the award is its "most prestigious annual honor...given each year to the 49er who best exemplifies the 'inspirational and courageous play' of Len Eshmont." Eshmont was a member of the 49ers' first team in 1946, and he died in 1957. Yeah, fark the whole team

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 02:00 PM (auHtY)

244 Have you ever noticed that B. Obama looks like Curious George?

Posted by: R. DUKE at December 30, 2016 02:01 PM (ONH2e)

245 I don't have a list of top 10/100/1000 worst examples of fake news. Every time I turn on the "news", whether it's network or Fox or CNN I wind up yelling "What HELL are you talking about?" at people who are doing their level best to spew as much obvious bullshit as loudly as they can as often as they can. At this point I wouldn't trust the news to tell me a tornado was approaching my house.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 30, 2016 02:01 PM (Kucy5)

246 No one with a cat should own any article of dark clothing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 02:01 PM (ZO497)

247 237 Peter Beinart, as self hating Jew who gobbles Obamas cock every chance he gets and absolutely never misses a chance to shiv a Jew or the State of Israel in the back, a stranger of the truth, a builder of straw men, unequalled in the skill of false equivalence, a liar, a cheat, a troll and a soulless golem Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2016 06:56 PM (kIQE/) ++++ Are you sure you're not talking about that other little character, Paul Krugman, because it describes him as well.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 30, 2016 02:02 PM (CFc5L)

248 225

Peter Beinart, as self hating Jew who gobbles Obamas cock every chance he gets and absolutely never misses a chance to shiv a Jew or the State of Israel in the back, a stranger of the truth, a builder of straw men, unequalled in the skill of false equivalence, a liar, a cheat, a troll and a soulless golem

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2016 06:56 PM (kIQE/)

++++

I used to like watching him square off on video against Jonah Goldberg. They had a regular videocast, first on NRO, then Blogging Heads. He was a good foil for Goldberg. Smart enough to make a semblance of an argument, then which Goldberg would proceed to destroy.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 02:02 PM (R+30W)

249 Jews thought The Golem would protect them but then they realized too late they created a monster. The story originated in Prague. It's a pretty good analogy for Jewish leftists

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2016 02:03 PM (kIQE/)

250 [Liberals]...They think "fake" means "maybe true in this instance but not true in general". And they think true means "maybe false in this instance, but accurate in general". So when we try to argue with them, we are talking past one another. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 07:00 PM (rH4JY) Before modern education this was referred to as not thinking.

Posted by: gNewt praying for Trump and America at December 30, 2016 02:03 PM (ykL1t)

251 Oooohhh... Glenn Beck starring in The Thirty-Nine Steps with Lena Dunham. Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2016 06:31 PM (x0mWT) I could see Lena in "The Dirty Nine-Step", a dance and defecation spectacular.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 02:03 PM (MiBfH)

252 Even the fakenews Rolling Stone is calling out the "Russians ate my homework bull shit"



http://tinyurl.com/ht2kreq

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 02:03 PM (hVnKJ)

253 >>> 49ers players vote Colin Kaepernick as winner of team's most prestigious award They aren't going to re-sign that clow, are they? "Fuck my employers business model", said Colin.

Posted by: fluffy at December 30, 2016 02:04 PM (jw2Xw)

254 And it ain't over yet. They're publishing their "Photo of the Year" now and its not pretty. Renna has a rundown https://twitter.com/RennaW?lang=en

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 30, 2016 02:04 PM (SEXy3)

255 'Year's Worst Liberal Bias' That's like trying to pick the worst song. Unposible.

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 02:05 PM (BO/km)

256 251: with lots of fans.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 02:05 PM (KP5rU)

257 I'm watching a best of Tucker Carlson video and boy is this shit good.

The left has lost it's mind. This is awesome.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at December 30, 2016 02:05 PM (R5HRU)

258 'Year's Worst Liberal Bias' That's like trying to pick the worst song. Unposible. Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 07:05 PM (BO/km) The worst song by Yoko Ono

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 02:06 PM (auHtY)

259 The Left and Glenn Beck embracing embarrassing each other.
Fixed.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at December 30, 2016 02:06 PM (lJXY3)

260 Have you ever noticed that B. Obama looks like Curious George? Posted by: R. DUKE at December 30, 2016 07:01 PM (ONH2e) ............ We're gonna need some bigger ears.

Posted by: PBS KIDS at December 30, 2016 02:06 PM (HgMAr)

261 Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2016 07:06 PM (lJXY3)

Still utterly and wholly disappointing.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at December 30, 2016 02:07 PM (R5HRU)

262 Beinart is much more sly and damaging than the clod Krugman

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2016 02:08 PM (kIQE/)

263 I know where photo of the year is and it isn't gross but it's necessary to turn safe search off in order to see it.

Posted by: gNewt praying for Trump and America at December 30, 2016 02:08 PM (ykL1t)

264 The worst song by Yoko Ono .......... Those aren't songs.

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2016 02:09 PM (HgMAr)

265 Perl (without that fool Moose) has and will always work. Posted by: micky at December 30, 2016 06:56 PM (o5vMc) Perl is vastly under-appreciated nowadays by those crazy kids with their fancy Pythons and their Javascripts. In my day, we had about twenty actual functions and we made up the rest with regexes. Have you seen Perl 6 though? ::shudder::

Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 02:09 PM (8nWyX)

266 Why didn't Obama just pick up his phone, call Putin, and tell him to CUT IT OUT?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 30, 2016 02:09 PM (U6f54)

267 Glen Beck has come full circle. What a weirdo

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2016 02:09 PM (kIQE/)

268

 

They aren't going to re-sign that clow, are they?

 

 

He contract runs through 2018.The begining of the 2016 season is when they had the opportunity to cut him without paying him the 12 million dollar bonus and they were going to do it.Thats why he started with the BLM BS.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 02:10 PM (lKyWE)

269 Just today the media's refusal to call Barky out on his BS is typical. From the beginning with the Greek columns and the office of the president elect seal and everything f'n thing else it has been over the top every damn day.

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 02:10 PM (BO/km)

270 trump trump trump deport deport deport !!!

Posted by: Original Jake at December 30, 2016 02:11 PM (jrFgU)

271 Jews thought The Golem would protect them but then they realized too late they created a monster. The story originated in Prague. It's a pretty good analogy for Jewish leftists Posted by: ThunderB I like the irony. I'm thinking that has a broader application to leftists, not limited to Jews.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 02:11 PM (rH4JY)

272 Glen Beck has come full circle. What a weirdo Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2016 07:09 PM (kIQE/) ............ Spun.

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2016 02:11 PM (HgMAr)

273 Beinart was the preferred mouthpiece for the Iran Deal. He is the woodbie JStreet Jews cling to

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2016 02:12 PM (kIQE/)

274 Fuck the media.  Fuck em in the ass with a big dildo then break it off and best the shit out of em with the rest of it.

All of those lying bags of shite can't suffer enough

Posted by: groovemetal at December 30, 2016 02:12 PM (MIwBq)

275 Cut it out. Cut it out wouldja?

Posted by: Barry Soetoro - AA, BFD at December 30, 2016 02:13 PM (HgMAr)

276 A bunch of eeeeee's Nope. Too late. And I'm telling Gary to take that tune off the song list for next Saturday.

Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 02:13 PM (gJ3Vg)

277 Have you seen Perl 6 though? ::shudder:: Posted by: hogmartin A Chinese tranny is responsible for that. Not joking.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 02:14 PM (rH4JY)

278 Hmm. Golem, eh.
Hey, aren't Obama's feet made of clay?

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at December 30, 2016 02:14 PM (lJXY3)

279 media delenda est. With a pineapple. SIdeways.

Posted by: vivi at December 30, 2016 02:15 PM (11H2y)

280 In ten minutes, ABC News with David Muir will open with OMG The Russians Stole the Election Giving Donald Trump the Win! He's Illegal! He's Illegal! And 53 percent of viewers will nod their heads.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 30, 2016 02:16 PM (U6f54)

281 The 49ers announced that Kaepernick won the Len Eshmont Award. I know an old Niner. I can not see him being pleased with this.

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 02:16 PM (NBHj5)

282 Obama strikes out.


http://tinyurl.com/hh8bo7j

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 02:17 PM (hVnKJ)

283 The 49ers announced that Kaepernick won the Len Eshmont Award. ............ What no Nobel Peace Prize?

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2016 02:18 PM (HgMAr)

284 I daydream about how Trump is going to shaft the MSM with the same delight that I daydreamed about my wedding when I was a little girl.

Posted by: vivi at December 30, 2016 02:18 PM (11H2y)

285 You know, why not? Hell, let's just call it 50 million. Obama created 50 million jobs and that's not even counting child prostitutes!

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 02:19 PM (NBHj5)

286 Why didn't Obama just pick up his phone, call Putin, and tell him to CUT IT OUT? Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 30, 2016 07:09 PM (U6f54) Barry Obama the Joe Besser of presidents, Cut it out you guysss

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 02:19 PM (auHtY)

287 How often does the winner of that award get cut the next year? Why would you keep that attention whoring racist primadonna.

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 02:19 PM (cAnNx)

288 In a 3 part series season end in Sept. before the election the show "Major Crimes" featured a group which in terrorist style, killed cops, used suicide bomb vests, and created booby trapped "no-go zones" in LA.

Of course they were White Supremacists, aka alt-right. The only thing missing was MAGA hats.

Posted by: geoffb5 at December 30, 2016 02:20 PM (d3wbb)

289 Cats are resourceful. They can get into anything.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 02:20 PM (qUNWi)

290 Glen Beck has come full circle. What a weirdo Nothin' but full circle, baby! *clic*

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 30, 2016 02:20 PM (NBHj5)

291 I see someone rammed a truck into my favorite store in Atlanta in a robbery: https://tinyurl.com/hnjwnc9

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at December 30, 2016 02:20 PM (GUBah)

292 I daydream about how Trump is going to shaft the MSM with the same delight that I daydreamed about my wedding when I was a little girl. Posted by: vivi at December 30, 2016 07:18 PM (11H2y) He's one bad mother.. Watch your mouth I'm just talking about Trump

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 02:20 PM (auHtY)

293 In ten minutes, ABC News with David Muir will open with OMG The Russians Stole the Election Giving Donald Trump the Win! Even if that were true, it'd be like CPS rescuing a kid from a molesting parent, and the parent shouts "kidnappers!"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 02:21 PM (rH4JY)

294 Cats are resourceful. They can get into anything. Except cat carriers.

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 02:21 PM (/cksx)

295 >>>I know an old Niner. I can not see him being pleased with this. me too

Posted by: concrete girl at December 30, 2016 02:22 PM (TD/W3)

296 Fox Business says for the first time since WWII, NO US carriers are at sea.

http://tinyurl.com/gugdozz

Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2016 02:22 PM (qJhUV)

297 Except cat carriers. They know.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 02:23 PM (qUNWi)

298 Life, with mastiffs.


Also? I have dog hair in my freezer. And fridge. Toaster. Pretty much everywhere. They aren't keen on epilady'ing. Dammit.

Posted by: Occam's Epilady at December 30, 2016 06:57 PM (prEBe)


Good to see you back!


I found cat hair on my toothbrush this morning, and I know for a fact that my cat doesn't take kindly to brushing her teeth.

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 02:23 PM (tHwdc)

299 289 Cats are resourceful.


They can get into anything.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 07:20 PM (qUNWi)


Everyone knows "pussy is undefeated and untied"

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 02:24 PM (hVnKJ)

300 Miley - Heck, I can't even pick out a favorite, but I do have a 'I Like Ike' button stuck there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:58 PM (ZO497)


Now THAT'S a keeper!

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 02:24 PM (tHwdc)

301 I dream that Trump has teams of lawyers going through every regulation and presidential executive order Obama has signed. I dream that Trump on the evening of his inauguration will Tweet a list of thousands of rescinded regulations and executive orders.

Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 02:24 PM (ykL1t)

302 The 49ers are fags and their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 02:24 PM (kTF2Z)

303 Everyone knows "pussy is undefeated and untied" Basically.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 02:24 PM (qUNWi)

304 We gone, bye-bye. For a while any way. Love eofb

Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 02:25 PM (gJ3Vg)

305 The players vote on the Len Eshmont Award. So fuck those guys. (Not that I give a crap about the NFL anyway.)

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at December 30, 2016 02:25 PM (lJXY3)

306 Cats are great at getting back in to the carrier once they are in the vet's office.

Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2016 02:26 PM (w7KSn)

307 254 And it ain't over yet. They're publishing their "Photo of the Year" now and its not pretty. Renna has a rundown https://twitter.com/RennaW?lang=en Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 30, 2016 07:04 PM (SEXy3) Wow, that's some collection.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 02:26 PM (sdi6R)

308 282 Obama strikes out.


http://tinyurl.com/hh8bo7j
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30


Thank you, that is just all kinds of awesome!

Posted by: Infidel at December 30, 2016 02:26 PM (VtLx6)

309 Fox Business says for the first time since WWII, NO US carriers are at sea. http://tinyurl.com/gugdozz Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2016 07:22 PM (qJhUV) Barry has probably done more damage to our Navy than the Japanese in WWII

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 02:27 PM (auHtY)

310 Just did a search of Victoria Secret models without makeup. Shockingly, very few would pose in the make up chair with it all scrubbed away. The ones that did were in just as bad shape as the 2nd shelf porn stars. Fashion models were more likely to have before and after shots, and again make up and lighting are key for their final product.... And Photoshop. Also my research led me to discover some of the most natural and feminine beauties at one point worked at Hooters in college when 18-20 years old.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 02:27 PM (HJEuH)

311

 

The 49ers are fags and their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 07:24 PM (kTF2Z)

 

 

If it wasn't for the Rams the 49ers would have gone 0-16 this season

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 02:27 PM (lKyWE)

312 I saw that this am in Fox B.  Very dangerous.

Posted by: Infidel at December 30, 2016 02:28 PM (VtLx6)

313 The 49ers announced that Kaepernick won the Len Eshmont Award. Did Len Eshmont courageously suck on the bench and then get seven chances to get a victory at the end of the season? I'm thinking no. But I've been wrong before.

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 02:28 PM (TqmC9)

314 Mine is still covered in drawings and school art projects (the Father's Day ones are my favorites) from that crappy ex's kids.
Kids I haven't seen or heard from in 3 years...

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 06:58 PM (DOcyR)


Hi Chi!  I don't have any kids, but one of my coworkers' kids made me a custom crab from two of his handprints, with googly eyes.  I love it.  It's been on my fridge for over a year and it always makes me laugh.


Also, I consulted your bourbon recommendations from last night and decided on Dickel's, in honor of my bluegrass-playing cuz who introduced it to me back in the 70s.


A 2-egg batch of nog is chillin' in the fridge.  I'm sure it's going to be fabulous with the Dickel's.

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 02:28 PM (tHwdc)

315 They know. Posted by: eleven ------------- All I have to do is get it out, and the cat heads out to find a hidey hole.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 02:28 PM (ZO497)

316 Most women are normal looking without makeup.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 02:29 PM (qUNWi)

317 Who's Ben Eeshmann?

Posted by: Colon Kraperdick at December 30, 2016 02:29 PM (Tyii7)

318 Even if that were true, it'd be like CPS rescuing a kid from a molesting parent, and the parent shouts "kidnappers!" Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 07:21 PM (rH4JY) Kudos to the most complex analogy I have ever read.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 02:30 PM (HJEuH)

319 What this country needs is medicinal pot. All y'all wouldn't be like this if you would just take a few its and get laid. (See Instapundit). Mellow out man.

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 02:30 PM (FoI/9)

320 I was at a video store and asked a tall, black lady if she'd mind reaching up to the 2nd shelf porn for me and she got all huffy!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at December 30, 2016 02:30 PM (lJXY3)

321 I'm getting tired of the 2016 Croak Tributes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 30, 2016 02:30 PM (89T5c)

322

 

Who's Ben Eeshmann?

Posted by: Colon Kraperdick at December 30, 2016 07:29 PM (Tyii7)

 

 

He was an old whitey oppressor

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 02:31 PM (lKyWE)

323 296 Fox Business says for the first time since WWII, NO US carriers are at sea. http://tinyurl.com/gugdozz Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2016 07:22 PM (qJhUV) +++ Doesn't that make me feel all snug and secure?

Posted by: washrivergal at December 30, 2016 02:31 PM (CFc5L)

324 Too unwound to comment on politics. Just got home in time for the Orange Bowl. Time to change into my glad rags.

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 02:31 PM (GsAUU)

325 hogmartin @265

Same as Parrot. Nope. It all worked as of 5.6.1 really. It is a beauty for like-minded Unix/C/sh types as I, but... Moose? -- NO

The last, for fear of banning, comment is that Perl (sans Moose) has always been perfectly typeless. That was the beauty of it. Still is.

I get latitude to do the more exact Perl version even in this Python world.

I get paid more for my mind/experience than language choice.
So, sandbox or concrete? Which would you like, oh payer of my remittance?

Posted by: micky at December 30, 2016 02:31 PM (o5vMc)

326 Leslie Marshall just said Obama created 11 million jobs. Is that how big ISIS is now?

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 30, 2016 02:32 PM (zbdXz)

327 Maybe we can tell the MFM to eat a bag of dicks? (See the sock.)

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at December 30, 2016 02:33 PM (lJXY3)

328 316 Most women are normal looking without makeup.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 07:29 PM (qUNWi)

Er, isn't without makeup the definition of "normal"?

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 02:34 PM (hVnKJ)

329 The best part of perl was saying to someone "you could do that in one line you know?". And it was often true. Complete trash to maintain but fun.

Posted by: the extremely deplorable and very racist, sexist, bigotted and homophobic james at December 30, 2016 02:34 PM (jxw6R)

330 326 Leslie Marshall just said Obama created 11 million jobs.
I don't think BLM is that big. The pay is loot as you go which has a lousy 401k .

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2016 02:34 PM (ZzZuq)

331 320 I was at a video store and asked a tall, black lady if she'd mind reaching up to the 2nd shelf porn for me and she got all huffy! Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2016 07:30 PM (lJXY3) And you were shocked this did not lead to sex. Why?

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 02:35 PM (HJEuH)

332 No Yankee at sea. We still brild island. Haha, fruck you.

Posted by: Chinese Navy at December 30, 2016 02:36 PM (89T5c)

333 Len Ashmost was a white man. There is a bit of irony here.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 02:36 PM (LmrWy)

334 gNewt, you're not alone in your dream. And it's reasonable to think it's far more than a dream. Since Trump has apparently already obeyed my mind-wave directive to scale down/back the inaugural stuff, here's my Befehl #2: no cameras, very boring and dry press release accompanied by a Donald tweet, reporting that between parade and limited party appearances on the 20th the new president signed orders reversing several seriously damaging policies of the last 8 years (with tick list of EOs reversed). And announcing that his review of past policies was continuing, and he expected to be reversing more EOs, and issuing new guidance to agencies on implementation of regulations, in the next two weeks, while his team prepared a package of reform legislation to be sent to the Hill for expedited action.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2016 02:36 PM (QDnY+)

335 Er, isn't without makeup the definition of "normal"? Well...some women are hot without makeup. It's complicated.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 02:36 PM (qUNWi)

336 My knees are sore.

Posted by: Colon Kraperdick at December 30, 2016 02:37 PM (Tyii7)

337 Actually, that was a Moochelle reference, Pepe. (I was going to have typed "a Moochelle crack" but I didn't want to put that image in anyone's head.)

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at December 30, 2016 02:37 PM (lJXY3)

338 Is there a good instant coffee?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 02:37 PM (LmrWy)

339 Maybe we can tell the MFM to eat a bag of dicks? ........... They would just ask what flavor.

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2016 02:37 PM (HgMAr)

340 All women are hot - makeup or no

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 02:38 PM (riqBd)

341 All women are hot Um .....no. Hillary.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 02:39 PM (qUNWi)

342 There's got to be a way to easily make a single serving of iced coffee. There's just got to be.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 02:39 PM (LmrWy)

343 Kudos to the most complex analogy I have ever read. It's pretty solid, though.

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 02:39 PM (TqmC9)

344 If you mean 98.6 degrees hot then yea. Otherwise, no.

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 02:39 PM (BO/km)

345 Nope. Too late.
And I'm telling Gary to take that tune off the song list for next Saturday.

Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 07:13 PM (gJ3Vg)



<pouts mulishly>

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 02:39 PM (tHwdc)

346 I was at a video store and asked a tall, black lady if she'd mind reaching up to the 2nd shelf porn for me and she got all huffy! Posted by: andycanuck That sounds like that Michelle Obama anecdote.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 02:39 PM (rH4JY)

347 326 Leslie Marshall just said Obama created 11 million jobs.


------

She meant Jobs. As in the Book Of Job. 11 million Jobs, suffering.


Posted by: Occam's Epilady at December 30, 2016 02:39 PM (prEBe)

348 Actually, that was a Moochelle reference, Pepe.

Did she get fired from Target?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2016 02:39 PM (qJhUV)

349 The Press, which is incredibly concerned with "fake news", is giving us fake news about a breach in email security, which they are incredibly concerned about after telling us for four months that email security is no big deal and Hillary did nothing wrong in breaching it.

Posted by: Socratease at December 30, 2016 02:40 PM (2GbWn)

350 337 Actually, that was a Moochelle reference, Pepe. (I was going to have typed "a Moochelle crack" but I didn't want to put that image in anyone's head.) Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2016 07:37 PM (lJXY3) Probably a good idea since Americans and especially the Horde have rejected trannies pushed as the pinnacle of beauty.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 02:40 PM (HJEuH)

351 From the previous thread on: Miss Sloane (whoever the fuck that is supposed to fucking be?) You mansplained the shit outta that. Carry on....

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at December 30, 2016 02:40 PM (wq8Cl)

352 338 Is there a good instant coffee? Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:37 PM (LmrWy) Not that I know of, but if the choice is "instant coffee" vs. "no coffee", I'll go with instant.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 02:40 PM (sdi6R)

353 'Leslie Marshall just said Obama created 11 million jobs' * cough * blowjobs * cough*

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 02:41 PM (BO/km)

354 Yeah, I'm now a hottie!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at December 30, 2016 02:41 PM (89T5c)

355 Folgers instant won blind taste tests against Starbucks. So maybe it's good.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 30, 2016 02:41 PM (6IPEM)

356 Hi Chi! I don't have any kids, but one of my coworkers' kids made me a custom crab from two of his handprints, with googly eyes. I love it ------------------ Ha! The one thing on my fridge that is laminated is Little C's handprints making a bow tie for the Father's Day "card."

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 02:42 PM (DOcyR)

357 Soothsayer, many options. Brew up a french press batch, pour over ice. Or brew up a larger batch, keep in the fridge (like the coffee bars do). If you have any friends visiting Japan, have them bring back some of the cool Doutor single-serving packs. Buy a "phin", a metal Vietnamese coffee drip thinggy, and put in a few scoops of chicory coffee (like the Cafe du Monde brand), drip it out (with or without the sweetened condensed milk), pour over ice, stir.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2016 02:42 PM (QDnY+)

358 Michigan v Fla ST coming up.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 02:42 PM (qUNWi)

359 Is there a good instant coffee? Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:37 PM (LmrWy) No such thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at December 30, 2016 02:42 PM (wq8Cl)

360 'Folgers instant won blind taste tests against Starbucks. So maybe it's good' Or maybe Starbuck sucks like an industrial strength sewer vac.

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 02:43 PM (BO/km)

361 355; willing to bet freeze dried, ground dog shit would beat starbucks. not that i drink coffee.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 02:43 PM (KP5rU)

362 Yeah, I'm now a hottie! Posted by: Trigglypuff at December 30, 2016 07:41 PM (89T5c) I guess....according to Random Joe.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 02:43 PM (qUNWi)

363 Did she get fired from Target?
Yeah. She kept on beating up the customers.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at December 30, 2016 02:43 PM (lJXY3)

364 Buy a "phin", a metal Vietnamese coffee drip thinggy, and put in a few scoops of chicory coffee (like the Cafe du Monde brand), drip it out (with or without the sweetened condensed milk), pour over ice, stir. Sounds great but I'm looking a keurig type of machine that just does it all.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 02:44 PM (LmrWy)

365 Manatees are hot.

Posted by: male Manatee at December 30, 2016 02:44 PM (HgMAr)

366 On topic:
lemme see.... hmmm

#fakenews from the MSM is real (projection)
factual,you know -- facts are (#fakenews)
  2
+2
===
   5

nope, don't see it quite that way, donchaknow

Posted by: micky at December 30, 2016 02:44 PM (o5vMc)

367 Folgers instant won blind taste tests against Starbucks.

Oh, bull.

Posted by: Eleven Million Barky's Baristas at December 30, 2016 02:44 PM (Tyii7)

368 Ha!
The one thing on my fridge that is laminated is Little C's handprints making a bow tie for the Father's Day "card."

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 07:42 PM (DOcyR)


I should probably laminate the googly-eyed crab, because I intend to keep it forever.

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 02:44 PM (tHwdc)

369 Nescafé rules in UK and Mex

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 02:44 PM (riqBd)

370 #337 (I was going to have typed "a Moochelle crack" but I didn't want to put that image in anyone's head.) I believe Arizona has made that a tourist attraction for many years now.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 30, 2016 02:44 PM (Kucy5)

371 Or maybe Starbuck sucks like an industrial strength sewer vac. Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 07:43 PM (BO/km) It takes a Starbucks barista to burn coffee. Must be the Grievance Studies degree...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 02:45 PM (MiBfH)

372 Testing the boundaries of the comment box. http://www.gnc.com/Prolab-Caffeine/product.jsp?productId=12981432

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 02:45 PM (FoI/9)

373 If I bought a keurig, I could make a single cup of hot coffee and just dump it in a cup of ice, I guess. Or, buy one of those cooler things you need to stick in the freezer for several hours.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 02:45 PM (LmrWy)

374 Speaking of work, the Sun Bowl was here today in EP between North Carolina and Stanford (minus Christian McCaffrey), and as it happened Tim McGraw and Faith Hill were staying in the hotel next to where I work. Nope, they were not here to perform; their daughter is a cheerleader for the Cardinal. Damn, that makes me feel old!

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 02:45 PM (GsAUU)

375 Kapernick is going to win an ESPY. You just KNOW he is. ESPN will furiously masturbate over this.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2016 02:45 PM (ZzZuq)

376 I just had a horrifying revelation. All this "eat a bag of dicks"? I..just ordered that very thing.


A bag of bully sticks, for the dog. So really, if one *needs* a bag of bovine bazookas, your local pet supply store can provide.


PSA- Odorless bully sticks- aren't.

Posted by: Occam's Epilady at December 30, 2016 02:46 PM (prEBe)

377 Or maybe Starbuck sucks like an industrial strength sewer vac. .......... But get free WiFi for the hacking.

Posted by: Starbucks Moscow at December 30, 2016 02:46 PM (HgMAr)

378 355 Folgers instant won blind taste tests against Starbucks. So maybe it's good. Posted by: L, Elle at December 30, 2016 07:41 PM (6IPEM) Whaaaaa......?

Posted by: Hipster J. Doucherocket, Graduate Student since 1996 at December 30, 2016 02:46 PM (wq8Cl)

379 370; is that the place with the all glass viewing platform? never get me on that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 02:46 PM (KP5rU)

380
Well...some women are hot without makeup.

It's complicated.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 07:36 PM (qUNWi)


Wait, you look at their faces?  Oh.

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 02:46 PM (hVnKJ)

381 In a blind taste test people preferred us 2 to 1 over recycled motor oil.

Posted by: Sanka at December 30, 2016 02:47 PM (BO/km)

382 I believe Arizona has made that a tourist attraction for many years now.
Except that crack in Arizona spews less-toxic gases.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at December 30, 2016 02:47 PM (lJXY3)

383 Wait, you look at their faces? Oh. It's an integral part. Yes.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 02:47 PM (qUNWi)

384 316 Most women are normal looking without makeup. Posted by: eleven --------------- I'm quite OK with this. I like women in general, and normal looking is a bonus.

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 02:47 PM (DOcyR)

385 329 The best part of perl was saying to someone "you could do that in one line you know?". And it was often true. Complete trash to maintain but fun. Posted by: the extremely deplorable and very racist, sexist, bigotted and homophobic james at December 30, 2016 07:34 PM (jxw6R) Yeah, you can definitely have a fully-functional script that looks like pure line noise and nobody will ever figure out how it works. On the other hand, there's no reason you couldn't do the same with a nice clean commented Allman-bracketed script too. Clarity of maintenance kind of comes down to how it's written in the first place, and given that most programmers tend to be prima donna auteurs, WELP that's out the window. One thing I do appreciate is that the interpreter is pretty good at pointing out where a problem might be, even telling you what you might have done wrong. I mostly work with PHP these days, supporting Drupal, and I definitely miss Perl's "hey, looks like you assigned this variable right here but never used it, are you sure that's what you meant to do?" vs. PHP's "um... something broke I guess? Like, here's a line number. That's not where the problem is, but hey, it's a line in your script, and there's a problem with your script, so start there I guess? Go nuts! ::kazoo noise::".

Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 02:47 PM (8nWyX)

386 374: I'm assuming then that there daughter was the one who was NOT one of the hot asian chicks? Half of the Cardinal cheerleaders were hot asian chicks.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2016 02:47 PM (ZzZuq)

387 296 Fox Business says for the first time since WWII, NO US carriers are at sea.

http://tinyurl.com/gugdozz

Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2016 07:22 PM (qJhUV)

++++

I think there is something off about that story. The US has 10 carrier groups, but the article only talks about those in the Middle East. This article from June talks about 6 of the 10 being deployed, with another one (the delayed Bush) on its way.

https://www.defensenews.com/story/defense-news/2016/
06/06/navy-aircraft-carrier-strike-groups-deployed-china-
russia-operations/85526820/

I bet Fox has somehow conflated what is going on in the Middle East with the whole world. Bush was delayed, the Ike returned home, so there is a gap in the Middle East. But, I seriously doubt all 10 of our carriers are sidelined.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 02:48 PM (R+30W)

388 ground dog shit would beat starbucks. ........ You guess secret recipe! One year free WiFi tovarich.

Posted by: Starbucks Moscow at December 30, 2016 02:48 PM (HgMAr)

389 remember QUIK? strawberry milk, anyone?!?

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 30, 2016 02:48 PM (LmrWy)

390 Models - Makeup No one recognizes them with their clothes on and their makeup off.

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 02:48 PM (FoI/9)

391 See you later, briefly, at the ONT.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at December 30, 2016 02:48 PM (lJXY3)

392 375; espys are as worthless as a nobel peace prize. they are like participation trophies.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 02:48 PM (KP5rU)

393 I dream that Trump has teams of lawyers going through every regulation and presidential executive order Obama has signed. I dream that Trump on the evening of his inauguration will Tweet a list of thousands of rescinded regulations and executive orders.

Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 07:24 PM (ykL1t)


I dreamed that I was at Trump's Inaugural Ball in my Maidenform bra.

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 02:48 PM (tHwdc)

394 342
There's got to be a way to easily make a single serving of iced coffee. There's just got to be.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:39 PM (LmrWy)


I just make a single serve in the Krug, put sweeter and cream in it and pour over ice.


What more could you want?

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 02:48 PM (hVnKJ)

395 I'm quite OK with this. I like women in general, and normal looking is a bonus. Me too.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 02:49 PM (qUNWi)

396 Astronauts prefer us over being starved to death.

Posted by: Sanka at December 30, 2016 02:49 PM (/wWB4)

397 "I'm looking a keurig type of machine that just does it all." Those are great. I only drink one cup a day in the morning. Ready in a minute and it tastes good enough to me.

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 02:49 PM (BO/km)

398 I just make a single serve in the Krug, put sweeter and cream in it and pour over ice. Yeah, this seems to be the quickest option other than using instant.

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 30, 2016 02:50 PM (LmrWy)

399 O/T

Any moron ever tried Kratom?  It's an herb that is suppose to be good at pain killing and is not addictive.  Comes in pills or powder.

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 02:50 PM (hVnKJ)

400 392: I think the people who watch it just want too see what madness ESPN is trying to foist upon the populace this year. Otherwise there isn't much going for it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2016 02:50 PM (ZzZuq)

401 Well I guess I should clarify - All women are beautiful in the same way that are men are equal. It's not hard for me to find beauty in a soul - if it's not ugly itself.

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 02:50 PM (riqBd)

402 There used to be an obfuscated C code contest. Terseness was valued. The idea was to write something that did something big, but was unparsable. To a human. The compiler would nicely parse it.

       I remember one where the output of the program would reproduce itself. That is the text output was a copy of itself, and it did in a very tricky way.

Posted by: Peter the Meter Reader at December 30, 2016 02:50 PM (DW+jj)

403 Well...some women are hot without makeup. They are. The Naughty Librarian look doesn't hurt along with the whole slim and stacked thing, but I don't want to body shame...... *looks at bunk*

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at December 30, 2016 02:50 PM (wq8Cl)

404 396 Astronauts prefer us over being starved to death.

Posted by: Sanka at December 30, 2016 07:49 PM (/wWB4)


Pfft.

Posted by: Tang at December 30, 2016 02:50 PM (prEBe)

405 remember QUIK? strawberry milk, anyone?!? Loved that stuff. It was years until I discovered that strawberries tasted nothing like that.

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 02:51 PM (/cksx)

406 386 374: I'm assuming then that there daughter was the one who was NOT one of the hot asian chicks? Half of the Cardinal cheerleaders were hot asian chicks. Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2016 07:47 PM (ZzZuq) --Yeah, I have no idea but I'd guess she looks like a 20 year old Faith. But yeah, the Pac 12 in general has a lot of hot Asian cheerleader chicks.

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 02:51 PM (GsAUU)

407 Good recovery, RJ.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 30, 2016 02:51 PM (89T5c)

408 I dreamed that I was at Trump's Inaugural Ball in my Maidenform bra. Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 07:48 PM (tHwdc) Just that?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 02:51 PM (auHtY)

409 espys are as worthless as a nobel peace prize. they are like participation trophies.

THEY ARE NOT!!!

Posted by: Michael Sam at December 30, 2016 02:51 PM (qJhUV)

410 Yeah Keurigs are great. Too bad they make like ten models. I really don't feel like spending hours on the internet researching *the right* model for me. Every time I buy something it involves this stupid long process of me picking the perfect model.

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 30, 2016 02:52 PM (LmrWy)

411 383 Wait, you look at their faces? Oh.


It's an integral part. Yes.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 07:47 PM (qUNWi)


I guess I am doing it wrong just staring at their tits?

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 02:52 PM (hVnKJ)

412 I dreamed that I was at Trump's Inaugural Ball in my Maidenform bra. Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM ------------------ Now, the 'rons will be too!

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 02:52 PM (DOcyR)

413 YOU TELL THEM, MICHAEL!!!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 30, 2016 02:52 PM (qJhUV)

414 405 remember QUIK? strawberry milk, anyone?!? Loved that stuff. It was years until I discovered that strawberries tasted nothing like that. Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 07:51 PM (/cksx) --Quik still exists; it's just called Nesquik. Even the same bunny with a straw. (For the life of me, I don't know why Nestle' made that change).

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 02:52 PM (GsAUU)

415 It was years until I discovered that strawberries tasted nothing like that. But they should.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 02:52 PM (LmrWy)

416 376 real news you can use

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 02:53 PM (riqBd)

417 They changed the name of Quik? That was dumb.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 02:53 PM (LmrWy)

418 Get the cheapest one.

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 02:53 PM (BO/km)

419 Every time I buy something it involves this stupid long process of me picking the perfect model.

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 30, 2016 07:52 PM (LmrWy)


Just buy the cheapest one, they all do the same thing.  The coffee is in the little cup.  Better cup, better coffee.

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 02:54 PM (hVnKJ)

420 Astronauts prefer us over being starved to death. Posted by: Sanka at December 30, 2016 07:49 PM (/wWB4) ........... Crapping your suit beats dying.

Posted by: Astronaut at December 30, 2016 02:54 PM (HgMAr)

421 I'm a lock for an ESPY this year.

Posted by: National Geographic Tranny at December 30, 2016 02:54 PM (Tyii7)

422 Can't find it in the US, but overseas there is Nestle Quik banana milk. Very good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 30, 2016 02:54 PM (89T5c)

423 Ooooh, both hosts picked FSU. I'd say it's a jinx, but Danny Kannel *had* to pick FSU. BTW, the Hard Rock Stadium where the Orange Bowl and Miami play is really cool looking.

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 02:54 PM (GsAUU)

424 Any moron ever tried Kratom? It's an herb that is suppose to be good at pain killing and is not addictive. Comes in pills or powder. Sounds like oxy.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 02:54 PM (LmrWy)

425 (For the life of me, I don't know why Nestle' made that change). --------- Lawyers. Or worse, a focus group.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 02:55 PM (Sfs6o)

426 342 There's got to be a way to easily make a single serving of iced coffee. There's just got to be. Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:39 PM (LmrWy) Chameleon Cold Brew. Pour from a bottle over ice.

Posted by: Emmie at December 30, 2016 02:55 PM (xVuS6)

427  
Nothing beats pissing in your space suit. When you have to go really, bad.

Posted by: Alan Shepard at December 30, 2016 02:55 PM (DW+jj)

428 Hope you bet on FSU, degenerate gamblers: Literally just in: Jabril Peppers is OUT for Michigan!!!!

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 02:55 PM (GsAUU)

429 I dreamed that I was at Trump's Inaugural Ball in my Maidenform bra.

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 07:48 PM (tHwdc)



Just that?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 07:51 PM (auHtY)


Just like the old magazine ads, that's all they wrote.

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 02:55 PM (tHwdc)

430 Get the cheapest one. But then I'll want all the nifty options and buttons. I LOVE buttons!

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 02:55 PM (LmrWy)

431 It seems like K-cups would be much more expensive per cup than other methods. I use a french press, and I just heat a pot of water on the stove, put the coffee in the press, add the hot water, stir, wait four minutes, press the handle, and pour. It's not much slower or more difficult than a Keurig.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 02:56 PM (sdi6R)

432 The best solution is to grab some pussy and say " but first you will blow me"

Posted by: Karmic Justice at December 30, 2016 02:57 PM (tYPH9)

433 John McCAin is in the Ukraine today talking about dragging us into war with Russia. I'm not kidding. Everywhere this SOB goes, we get dragged into a war or a civil war.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 02:57 PM (HJEuH)

434 That strawberry milk was disgusting. I would bet that Mom still has the same tin can of that junk in the back of her cabinet from 1975. And she had 4 kids in the house.

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 02:57 PM (DOcyR)

435 Just like the old magazine ads, that's all they wrote. ---------- The best ads showed the doctors smoking cigarettes.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 02:57 PM (Sfs6o)

436 Can't find it in the US, but overseas there is Nestle Quik banana milk. Very good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 30, 2016 07:54 PM (89T5c)


I'll bet this is really good mixed together with the chocolate Quik.

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 02:57 PM (tHwdc)

437 Novel way to make a cup of coffee KJ

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 02:57 PM (riqBd)

438 @424

Actually some oxy addicts use it to get off oxy. 


http://tinyurl.com/nxnabvu

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 02:58 PM (hVnKJ)

439 picking the perfect model.

Try the 1/32 scale Zoukei Mura Horten Ho 229.

Posted by: wait, what? at December 30, 2016 02:58 PM (wpC7C)

440 remember QUIK? strawberry milk, anyone?!? Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 30, 2016 07:48 PM Oh, yeah... cocaine in milk. The strawberry was to die for. My fave was actually their Vanilla, but that got discontinued awhile back and got replaced with some stupid flavor like Pineapple or Choc-berry or something. Quik is still on the shelves, but it's not as good as it used to be. At least not the Strawberry, since they went all "health concious" and shit... no artificial this, no added that... who the hell drinks Quik if they're worried about that shit? Anyway, yeah... still like to drink it

Posted by: otho at December 30, 2016 02:59 PM (lmIoG)

441 428 Hope you bet on FSU, degenerate gamblers: Literally just in: Jabril Peppers is OUT for Michigan!!!! Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 07:55 PM (GsAU Vegas can't be pleased with this last minute move. This will have a trickle down effect on Michigan in the future.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 02:59 PM (HJEuH)

442 The best ads showed the doctors smoking cigarettes.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 07:57 PM (Sfs6o)


Selling Lucky Strikes as an after-dinner treat, to aid in digestion.

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 02:59 PM (tHwdc)

443 Nestle Nesquick available at Walmart. Everything is available at Walmart. If not, there is always Amazon. Strawberry Quick you have to buy from the corner drug dealer. Things one can learn by googling what you read on this very blog.

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 02:59 PM (FoI/9)

444 Miley, in your dream were you .... cold?

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 02:59 PM (riqBd)

445 Nothing beats pissing in your space suit. When you have to go really, bad. Posted by: Alan Shepard at December 30, 2016 07:55 PM (DW+jj) .............. Or your wetsuit, on really cold days.

Posted by: zombie Jacques Cousteau at December 30, 2016 02:59 PM (HgMAr)

446 The Kcups are a little more expensive but I don't really care for one cup a day because it's so easy and I can do it half asleep. If I drank more coffee it would be different.

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 02:59 PM (BO/km)

447 rickl, you drink it hot or cold?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 03:00 PM (LmrWy)

448 *375; espys are as worthless as a nobel peace prize. they are like participation trophies. Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 07:48 PM (KP5rU)* TAKE THAT BACK! The Espys are too, important! They're on TV and everything .

Posted by: W. Disney and Co. at December 30, 2016 03:00 PM (XMGl9)

449 of  'having their face on' and bonus points for long hair and glasses.

I may have been out of focus, a certain CE was beyond gorgeous. Yep.

I sure hope there are less traps for the gents, but that 'hey, Mary...'  "in It's A Wonderful Life" or the later scene in CastAway. Whomever was attempting match making, and I didn't, but yeah, maybe, depends on nothing and everything.

tl;dr

Posted by: micky at December 30, 2016 03:00 PM (o5vMc)

450 447 rickl, you drink it hot or cold? Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:00 PM (LmrWy) I drink it hot, but if you let it sit out for a while it'll get cold.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 03:01 PM (sdi6R)

451 Miley, in your dream were you .... cold?

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 07:59 PM (riqBd)


It's funny that you should ask that, Joe - I had just emerged from my filthy frigid fridge.  And there was the Ball.

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 03:02 PM (tHwdc)

452 If there's a well-stocked Asian grocery nearby, you can probably snag some decent instant coffee packets. Nobody would ever confuse them with fresh brewed coffee, but countries where instant coffee is popular tend to turn out some decent stuff. Here in the US, instant coffee is kind of ignored, in Ace's immortal words, made by "People Who Didn't Even Care, intended for sale to People Who Care Just a Little Bit Less Than That."

Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 03:02 PM (8nWyX)

453 424 Any moron ever tried Kratom? It's an herb that is suppose to be good at pain killing and is not addictive. Comes in pills or powder. Sounds like oxy. Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:54 PM (Lmr I've read it has some terrible side effects if you use too much at once. If you are in legitimate pain, go to a pain clinic. That's why they are there and you get pharmaceutical drugs to treat the pain that is cheaper than Herbs like that. Or smoke a bowl of weed. Alcohol makes nerve pain worse in the long run and damages the nerves.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 03:03 PM (HJEuH)

454 :X

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 03:03 PM (riqBd)

455 I drink it hot, but if you let it sit out for a while it'll get cold. Are you Yogi Berra??

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 03:04 PM (LmrWy)

456 Jake Butt!!!!

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 03:04 PM (GsAUU)

457 Yes.

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 03:04 PM (tHwdc)

458 :X Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:03 PM (riqBd) ColonX! It cleans like a white tornado.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 03:05 PM (MiBfH)

459 Eye-popping .... Weed is better than opiates for pain, just saying ...

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 03:05 PM (riqBd)

460 I axed this once before to mixed response. Who here meticulously measures out the coffee into the coffee maker and who just dumps some into the basket until it looks about right?

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 03:05 PM (Sfs6o)

461 Politico Headline
The Death of Clintonism




mmm  mmm  mmm



delicious

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! [/i][/b] at December 30, 2016 03:06 PM (zu88C)

462 I axed this once before to mixed response. Who here meticulously measures out the coffee into the coffee maker and who just dumps some into the basket until it looks about right? Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:05 PM (Sfs6o) I have a, ta-da, coffee measure. Three scoops, and a little bit more.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 03:07 PM (MiBfH)

463 If I drank K-cups, I'd buy these, because they come in boxes that look like ammo cans. http://www.blackriflecoffee.com/products/6-pack-caf-k-cups

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 03:07 PM (sdi6R)

464 Okay I think I find another way -- a cold brewer. $28. It's a container with an "infuser" (filter) that you dump water into and stick it in the fridge for 36 hours. The result is a coffee concentrate that can supposedly stay fresh in the fridge for a week.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 03:07 PM (LmrWy)

465 I axed this once before to mixed response. Who here meticulously measures out the coffee into the coffee maker and who just dumps some into the basket until it looks about right?

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:05 PM (Sfs6o)


I'm a meticulous measurer, because Coffee Is Serious Business To Me.

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 03:07 PM (tHwdc)

466 Alberta Oil Peon = measurer.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 03:08 PM (Sfs6o)

467 this is the Takeya Cold Brewer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN0xlp41ED0

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 03:08 PM (LmrWy)

468 Weed is better than opiates for pain, just saying ...

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:05 PM (riqBd)


I'm feeling no pain, so you must be right.

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 03:08 PM (tHwdc)

469 Big scoop.

One heaping scoop for half pot, two heaping scoops for full pot.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 30, 2016 03:09 PM (x3uSY)

470 I am prepared to disclose that I'm a dumper.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 03:09 PM (Sfs6o)

471 If I drank K-cups, I'd buy these, because they come in boxes that look like ammo cans. http://www.blackriflecoffee.com/products/6-pack-caf-k-cups Hilarious! "6 (12) round boxes of Caffeinated as Fuck K cups."

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 03:09 PM (LmrWy)

472 @463

Looks good, you ever had any.


FSU is kicking ass

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 03:09 PM (hVnKJ)

473 I grind fresh mostly when I'm drinking a lot of coffee and don't bother measuring. I switched to green tea because a pot of coffee was making me too edgy. Now I'm lazy and hit the instant now and then since I rarely want a full pot.

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 03:09 PM (riqBd)

474 remember QUIK?

Bosco was better.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2016 03:11 PM (qJhUV)

475 TD 'Noles!!!!

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 03:11 PM (GsAUU)

476 I am prepared to disclose that I'm a dumper.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:09 PM (Sfs6o)


You realize that this will follow you to the end of your days?

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 03:11 PM (tHwdc)

477 Anyone own or use one of the Technivorm machines?

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 03:12 PM (Sfs6o)

478 I wouldn't want the hassle of k-cups. There was a thing on CNBC today for a k-cup-like weed dispenser/vaporizer setup - its gonna be huuuge I love living in Colorado lol

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 03:13 PM (riqBd)

479 470 I am prepared to disclose that I'm a dumper. Posted by: Weasel ------------------ That escalated quickly...

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 03:13 PM (DOcyR)

480 Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 08:11 PM (tHwdc) -------- I do.

Posted by: Weasel the Dumper at December 30, 2016 03:13 PM (Sfs6o)

481 I think there is something off about that story. The US has 10 carrier groups, but the article only talks about those in the Middle East. This article from June talks about 6 of the 10 being deployed, with another one (the delayed Bush) on its way. https://www.defensenews.com/story/defense-news/2016/ 06/06/navy-aircraft-carrier-strike-groups-deployed-china- russia-operations/85526820/ I bet Fox has somehow conflated what is going on in the Middle East with the whole world. Bush was delayed, the Ike returned home, so there is a gap in the Middle East. But, I seriously doubt all 10 of our carriers are sidelined. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 07:48 PM (R+30W) If 6 of 10 were deployed in June... 6 months ago... it is not a stretch to think they are now in stand down... Put a couple more in the yards for refit? a couple more in workup? And the Navy Ret. guy would not be surprised at all that we have no carriers at sea right now.

Posted by: Don Q. at December 30, 2016 03:13 PM (qf6WZ)

482 --Quik still exists; it's just called Nesquik. Even the same bunny with a straw. (For the life of me, I don't know why Nestle' made that change). Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 07:52 PM (GsAUU) I loved Nestle Quik. I'd put so much of the powder in my milk it was more like a chocolate slurry. Fantastic stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 03:13 PM (0mRoj)

483 "A lie travels the globe before the truth gets out of bed." Alfred Einstein

Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 30, 2016 03:13 PM (4bjXi)

484 strawberry quik and mcdonald's strawberry shakes those were the good old days

Posted by: concrete girl at December 30, 2016 03:14 PM (TD/W3)

485 *I axed this once before to mixed response. Who here meticulously measures out the coffee into the coffee maker and who just dumps some into the basket until it looks about right? Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:05 PM (Sfs6o)* I have a single cup coffee maker (not a K cup), i measure the amount.

Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2016 03:15 PM (XMGl9)

486 483 "A lie travels the globe before the truth gets out of bed." Alfred Einstein Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 30, 2016 08:13 PM (4bjXi) Lies and rumors prove that some things travel faster than the speed of light... My Physics Prof in Navy Nuc School

Posted by: Don Q. at December 30, 2016 03:15 PM (qf6WZ)

487 Jake Butt with the first down!

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 03:16 PM (GsAUU)

488 i am trying to fine a new surround sound system right now. it's just like trying to learn a new operating system. at my age, this is .............. frustrating.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 03:16 PM (KP5rU)

489 You know most krugs come with a reusable plastic cup that you can put your own coffee or tea in.



Pretty easy and cheaper than those cups.

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 03:17 PM (hVnKJ)

490 MRE instant coffee kicks butt.

Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 03:17 PM (ykL1t)

491 Frozen groceries will be covered with droplets of water by the time you get them home. Then if you stack them on the counter or someplace before putting them in the freezer, any cat hairs on that surface will stick to them because it's wet. That's probably how the cat hair got into the freezer.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 03:17 PM (rH4JY)

492 482: great on ice cream too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 03:17 PM (KP5rU)

493 My Physics Prof in Navy Nuc School

Posted by: Don Q. at December 30, 2016 08:15 PM (qf6WZ)


What?  Jimmah Carter is teaching now?

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 03:18 PM (hVnKJ)

494 482 --Quik still exists; it's just called Nesquik. Even the same bunny with a straw. (For the life of me, I don't know why Nestle' made that change). Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 07:52 PM (GsAUU) I loved Nestle Quik. I'd put so much of the powder in my milk it was more like a chocolate slurry. Fantastic stuff. Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:13 PM (0mRoj) Because it was Nestle Quik. I was going to say they did it to be cool and hip so they shortened it to one word. But according to the wiki its been known worldwide as Nesquik since the 1950's. US, Canada Mexico and Australia were the places that had to be changed to Nesquick in 1999.

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 03:18 PM (cAnNx)

495 484 strawberry quik and mcdonald's strawberry shakes Posted by: concrete girl at December 30, 2016 08:14 PM (TD/W3) I had the McDonald's strawberry shakes for a week once. Saw stuff you people wouldn't believe. I don't recommend it.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 03:19 PM (8nWyX)

496 Shit, what a bad handling of that punt.

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 03:19 PM (GsAUU)

497 Holy shit.  Michigan recovers at the ONE

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 03:19 PM (hVnKJ)

498 I've been wondering if a French press might be a good thing for me to have.  I'm really a fan of delicious coffee, but I've descended to pre-ground coffee in a Mr. Coffee machine.  Mr. D always ground it fresh.  It was the first thing he thanked God for every morning.

I deserve better than this.  I've GOT to get better than this.


Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 03:19 PM (tHwdc)

499 http://www.turkishcoffeeworld.com/How-to-make-Turkish-Coffee-s/54.htm

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 03:19 PM (FoI/9)

500 jake butt must be senior by now. let me know when buster hymen checks in. been laughing at jake butt a long time. i wentbto high school with the butt family. they had to be tough bastards.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 03:20 PM (KP5rU)

501 The only country to use nuclear weapons out of anger? What a piece of shit.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 30, 2016 03:20 PM (4bjXi)

502 490 MRE instant coffee kicks butt. Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 08:17 PM (ykL1t) Don't a lot of modern MREs use commercially available instant coffee?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 03:21 PM (0mRoj)

503 <lost in Turkish coffee world>

Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 03:21 PM (tHwdc)

504 >>>with another one (the delayed Bush) on its way. "Keep at it, Huma. Sometimes it takes a while."

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 30, 2016 03:22 PM (rH4JY)

505 i am trying to fine a new surround sound system right now. Yeah I decided if I ever do that I'll just buy one of those speaker bars just to keep it simple.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 03:22 PM (LmrWy)

506 Good job by FSU to hold the Wolverines to three there.

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 03:22 PM (GsAUU)

507 Who is this pajama boy with a lisp on Ted Baxter with Eric Bolling?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 03:22 PM (DW+jj)

508 472 @463 Looks good, you ever had any. Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 08:09 PM (hVnKJ) Not their K-cups, but I've been buying bags of their whole bean coffee for awhile now. They make several different kinds of roasts, and they are roasted, packed, and shipped upon receipt of your order. So it's as fresh as you can get without roasting it yourself. The shipping makes it more expensive than what you would buy in a store, but a bag will last me almost a month so it's not a huge expense.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 03:23 PM (sdi6R)

509 500 jake butt must be senior by now. let me know when buster hymen checks in. been laughing at jake butt a long time. i wentbto high school with the butt family. they had to be tough bastards. Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 08:20 PM (KP5rU) --That's cool. I like Jake Butt's name, but he's a good tight end.

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 03:24 PM (GsAUU)

510 *I axed this once before to mixed response. Who here meticulously measures out the coffee into the coffee maker and who just dumps some into the basket until it looks about right? Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:05 PM (Sfs6o)* _*** I open the top, jam in a filter and press it 'round. I use the scoop that came with the coffee maker to measure the same amount in each scoop. Each scoop is tamped before the next scoop is laid in. The coffee maker is a 4 cuper. Genormous makers do not do well making 2 cups, small makers do. It's not the coffee brewer as much as the ratio of coffee to water. The pot will be consistent so, work out the ratio to your taste and it will be good for you every time. -_Folgers

Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 03:26 PM (ykL1t)

511 I've been watching this fake news phenomenon for a while and was completely tuned out of all media prior to the election. I've seen it for some time as an unintended consequence of the Information Age - we are all overwhelmed all the time and everything we know is wrong (as the Firesign theater foresaw). Facts are just opinions and no one knows what the meaning of is is after generations of post-modern reconstruction. Since we killed god the quasi-religion of eco-socialism has superseded our value structures while we've been hypnotized by celebrity booty. Community has been utterly destroyed in the rush to monetize hate and politicize all the things. The whole election was a fake news hoax - I thought America was dead but she was only sleeping and I have great hope for the future. I could see how the faithful would believe providence intervened. The silent majority came through. Thx Donald.

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 03:26 PM (riqBd)

512 Woo hoo! Nice catch by Cook!

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 03:26 PM (GsAUU)

513 I like to hang out under the bleachers.

Posted by: Seymour Butts at December 30, 2016 03:26 PM (DW+jj)

514 505; i meant fine tune. sometimes i forget to proofread. i have a soundbar on our tv for regular viewing. i works great. not cheap.boston acoustics. tvs today, the sound reminds me of those old pocket radios from the 60's.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 03:26 PM (KP5rU)

515 On US carrier locations, it looks like one is in the Atlantic heading home and one is in Japan (posibly its home base?). The other fleet carriers are all at their home bases for various reasons. Google is your friend.

Posted by: Subterranean JT at December 30, 2016 03:26 PM (qG0hz)

516 >>>I have a, ta-da, coffee measure. Three scoops, and a little bit more. 4 scoops for me. my drip maker is lightening fast. i like it best and kicked keurig to the curb.

Posted by: concrete girl at December 30, 2016 03:27 PM (TD/W3)

517 Ouch, what a blindside hit!

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 03:27 PM (GsAUU)

518 Woo hoo! Nice catch by Cook! Posted by: logprof I'm a catcher, not a pitcher.

Posted by: Tim Cook at December 30, 2016 03:27 PM (rH4JY)

519 May I present to you, a headline critical of Obama's Russian Hacking Story.


From ROLLING STONE !!!! 


Something About This Russia Story Stinks

Nearly a decade and a half after the Iraq-WMD faceplant, the American press is again asked to co-sign a dubious intelligence assessment



My schadenboner just probed for ice in the Asteroid Belt.



Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! [/i][/b] at December 30, 2016 03:28 PM (zu88C)

520 That's Taco is gonna give him some pain.

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 03:28 PM (cAnNx)

521 tvs today, the sound reminds me of those old pocket radios from the 60's. The speakers are a joke. It's hard to find a laptop today with good speakers.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 03:28 PM (LmrWy)

522 Miley a French press is the preferred coffee taster method for brewing and it's great for just a couple cups - I need to get one (daughter took hers)

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 03:30 PM (riqBd)

523 521: true that. especially when you hit 60 and the hearing isn't what it used to be.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 03:30 PM (KP5rU)

524 I axed this once before to mixed response. Who here meticulously measures out the coffee into the coffee maker and who just dumps some into the basket until it looks about right? Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:05 PM (Sfs6o) I brew my coffee by the cup, using an electric kettle and a Melitta single-cup gold mesh filter. Very little work and I make 2 or three 14-ounce cups per day. I guess I measure "meticulously", because I figured out how much coffee to add (I think I used Alton Brown's formula and then added a bit) and found something to measure with that picks up that much in a single scoop. Occasionally I will use the coffee maker, and I know how many beans to grind to achieve the correct result (again, not really being meticulous; I just fill the grinder to the top and that does it). Don't like the taste as much, even with the thermal carafe, though. Using a few too many beans/grounds is far preferable to using too few, as over-extraction is what makes coffee bitter and acidic, so if you're going to err, do it on the side of Juan Valdez, er I mean the angels.

Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 03:30 PM (4iOIE)

525 From ROLLING STONE !!!! Something About This Russia Story Stinks And is not my undervere.

Posted by: Ivan Monahanovich at December 30, 2016 03:31 PM (rH4JY)

526 498 I've been wondering if a French press might be a good thing for me to have. I'm really a fan of delicious coffee, but I've descended to pre-ground coffee in a Mr. Coffee machine. Mr. D always ground it fresh. It was the first thing he thanked God for every morning. I deserve better than this. I've GOT to get better than this. Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 08:19 PM (tHwdc) French Press fan here. The coffee has more body. But you probably don't want to know the lengths I've gone to get my morning cup just right.

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 03:31 PM (iMxBJ)

527 Coffee with doubled-up eggnog. That is all.

Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2016 03:33 PM (zLDYs)

528 everything we know is wrong (as the Firesign theater foresaw)

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:26 PM (riqBd)



A Firesign Theater reference!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 03:33 PM (tHwdc)

529 498 I've been wondering if a French press might be a good thing for me to have. I'm really a fan of delicious coffee, but I've descended to pre-ground coffee in a Mr. Coffee machine. Mr. D always ground it fresh. It was the first thing he thanked God for every morning. I deserve better than this. I've GOT to get better than this. Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 08:19 PM (tHwdc) This is the French press I have: https://tinyurl.com/jfj7nkx It sounds like they've improved it, with a two-stage metal filter screen. Mine is only one-stage, which leaves a little sediment in the bottom of the cup. But there are no filters to buy, and everything is stainless steel, so it will last a long time. Many French presses use glass carafes, which can break. I've never tried it, but a lot of people swear by Aeropress, which is plastic and uses disposable paper filters. The principle is the same as a French press, though. http://www.aeropress.com/product/aeropress-w_extrafilters/

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 03:33 PM (sdi6R)

530 498 I've been wondering if a French press might be a good thing for me to have. I'm really a fan of delicious coffee, but I've descended to pre-ground coffee in a Mr. Coffee machine. Mr. D always ground it fresh. It was the first thing he thanked God for every morning. I deserve better than this. I've GOT to get better than this. Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 08:19 PM (tHwdc) French press coffee is awesome. Get a coffee grinder and prepare from whole beans. The grind should be somewhat coarse. More of the oils and flavors stay in the brew since you aren't using a filter.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 03:33 PM (0mRoj)

531 The irony of Rolling Stone talking about the press.getting trolled makes.me.giggle.

Posted by: Jean at December 30, 2016 03:33 PM (2RVmA)

532 Missed the most obvious liberal bias of the year: MeAgain Kelly is the most beautiful and talented woman on TV. Duh!

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 03:33 PM (HJEuH)

533 Co-worker and me were discussing coffee the other day and he does the French press and said he loves it that way, I'm a stove top percolator guy and I like it.

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 03:33 PM (5sOEp)

534 Some friends in Central America brought me a simple linen sock on a wire frame over a block of wood. Put the coffee in the sock and pour in boiling water. They're from the coffee growing region and it's how they make it. Works muy bueno.

Posted by: Weasel the Dumper at December 30, 2016 03:34 PM (Sfs6o)

535 501 The only country to use nuclear weapons out of anger?

What a piece of shit.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 30, 2016 08:20 PM (4bjXi)


Japan, the only country to fly a sneak attack on a Sunday and kill 2,400 Americans, many civilians.


Fuck you horse face ghenus khan traitor. With your THREE fake wounds.

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 03:34 PM (hVnKJ)

536 460 I axed this once before to mixed response. Who here meticulously measures out the coffee into the coffee maker and who just dumps some into the basket until it looks about right? Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:05 PM (Sfs6o) I weigh the beans before I grind. If it's 1/10 of a gram short, I add one more bean. I need my caffeine fix, and I have very definite ideas about what that means.

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 03:34 PM (iMxBJ)

537 French press coffee is awesome. Get a coffee grinder and prepare from whole beans. The grind should be somewhat coarse. More of the oils and flavors stay in the brew since you aren't using a filter. Posted by: Insomniac The next steps.small.batch roasting your own beans to get the right taste. Are you retired?

Posted by: Jean at December 30, 2016 03:35 PM (2RVmA)

538 Miley a French press is the preferred coffee taster method for brewing and it's great for just a couple cups - I need to get one (daughter took hers)

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:30 PM (riqBd)



That clinches it.  Back to fresh-ground, gonna get me a French press.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 03:35 PM (tHwdc)

539 French Press fan here. The coffee has more body. But you probably don't want to know the lengths I've gone to get my morning cup just right. Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 08:31 PM (iMxBJ) Got a Mr. Coffee here in Arizona. Yard sale. Five dollars. Have a year or more on it, no problems; it uses the basket filters. At home I have Phillips cone filter job, with a washable mesh filter. It's still going strong after 18 years.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 03:35 PM (MiBfH)

540 The next steps.small.batch roasting your own beans to get the right taste. Are you retired? Posted by: Jean at December 30, 2016 08:35 PM (2RVmA) I wish.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 03:36 PM (0mRoj)

541 French Press fan here. The coffee has more body. But you probably don't want to know the lengths I've gone to get my morning cup just right. Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 08:31 PM (iMxBJ) Yep, if you get a French press, grab a $30 Hario burr grinder too. You notice the grind size with French press more than you do with other brews.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 03:36 PM (8nWyX)

542 coffee is cool i guess. but porn, time to clean the fridge! it's like i don't know this place anymore.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 03:36 PM (KP5rU)

543 oops...lightning

Posted by: concrete girl at December 30, 2016 03:36 PM (TD/W3)

544 My son uses a French Press and loves it.


I am too lazy for all that shit.

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 03:36 PM (hVnKJ)

545 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon?

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 03:36 PM (Sfs6o)

546 Damn, I like college ball, unlike NFL they don't have commercials every 10 minutes and it's fast

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 03:37 PM (hVnKJ)

547 The other fleet carriers are all at their home bases for various reasons. Google is your friend. Posted by: Subterranean JT at December 30, 2016 08:26 PM (qG0hz) Not it's not. They're commie turds in league against us

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 03:37 PM (auHtY)

548 The only country to use nuclear weapons out of anger? The same country who didn't shoot a traitor on sight for entreating the enemy during wartime.

Posted by: Jean at December 30, 2016 03:37 PM (2RVmA)

549 545 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon? Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o) Urban sculpture.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 03:37 PM (0mRoj)

550 >>>Put the coffee in the sock and pour in boiling water. If a sock is unavailable, I've found you can substitute an old sneaker.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 30, 2016 03:37 PM (rH4JY)

551 541 Yep, if you get a French press, grab a $30 Hario burr grinder too. You notice the grind size with French press more than you do with other brews. Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (8nWyX) Yes, exactly. You're overextracting all those little pieces while the properly-sized ones are giving off perfection. When I went from one of those little blade grinders to a burr grinder (set to coarse, of course), I was amazed at how much better the coffee got.

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 03:38 PM (iMxBJ)

552 Some friends in Central America brought me a simple linen sock on a wire frame over a block of wood. Put the coffee in the sock and pour in boiling water. They're from the coffee growing region and it's how they make it. Works muy bueno. Posted by: Weasel the Dumper at December 30, 2016 08:34 PM (Sfs6o) I have seen those used in Costa Rica. They work fine, but so does a regular filter coffee maker. What I miss is camp coffee made in a big granite-ware percolator. And I do have a percolator.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 03:38 PM (MiBfH)

553 545 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon? Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o) Ending a war is pretty fucking peaceful.

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 03:38 PM (cAnNx)

554 Back to fresh-ground, gonna get me a French press. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 08:35 PM (tHwdc) I had one but it kept giving up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 03:38 PM (auHtY)

555 French press coffee gives me the boost of energy I need to clean the porn out of my fridge.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 03:39 PM (0mRoj)

556 545 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon? Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o) Very large scale coffee brewing.

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 03:39 PM (iMxBJ)

557 545; trick question right?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 03:39 PM (KP5rU)

558 546 Damn, I like college ball, unlike NFL they don't have commercials every 10 minutes and it's fast Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 08:37 PM (hVnKJ) --The penalty for PI is much more reasonable in college as well.

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 03:39 PM (GsAUU)

559 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon?

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)


Urban Redevelopment

Posted by: HUD at December 30, 2016 03:40 PM (JO9+V)

560 Cowboy coffee.  Pour a bunch in pot with water.  Bring to a boil.  Boil to strength, pour through sock or filter into cup, or just pour in cup, let grounds sink to the bottom.

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 03:40 PM (hVnKJ)

561 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon? Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o) Digging a new canal; across Central America, and other big earth-moving projects. Project Plowshares was a thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 03:40 PM (MiBfH)

562 I forgot to mention that the Freiling French press I linked comes in several different sizes. The size that's right for you depends on how much coffee you make at a time. I have the 17 oz. size, which is good for one 12-14 oz. mug. Get a larger one if you want to make more at a time, or are making coffee for more people. I have no idea what the 8 oz. size is good for, unless you only like to drink a little coffee at a time.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 03:40 PM (sdi6R)

563 554 I had one but it kept giving up Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 08:38 PM (auHtY) craigslist.org.fr: Nearly new French Press for sale, only dropped once.

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 03:40 PM (iMxBJ)

564 Don't forget to chuck some eggshell in your boilt coffee so to keep the grounds settled. Old family tradition.

Posted by: R Reardon at December 30, 2016 03:41 PM (FtrY1)

565 459 Eye-popping .... Weed is better than opiates for pain, just saying ... Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:05 PM (riqBo I'd agree until I had a major injury that caused nerve damage for many years. My heart rate would be around 160-180 consistantly I was in so much pain. Opiates have their place and that place is when you could strike out from prolonged serious pain. Long term what helped the most was MDMA. I'd be pain free for a week or two after taking it, which for me was a life saver.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 03:41 PM (HJEuH)

566 545 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon? Posted by: Weasel ----------------- Peace Through Strength.

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 03:41 PM (DOcyR)

567 Coffee geek here--not a snob, just a geek. The French Press is good. But for single cups I recommend and Aeropress. It does an awesome job. I won't tell you how many coffee makers I've got but I love toying around with coffee.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 03:41 PM (s7hQ/)

568 Go ahead, squeeze the wheeze - many people like too ... I saw them at the Rainbow Music Hall true story (no opener) On another note, a friend has died ... cocaine is a helluva drug. Here's to you Steve I'll remember the good times

Posted by: Uh, Clem at December 30, 2016 03:42 PM (riqBd)

569 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon? Posted by: Weasel ADM SMoD defense Chitari wormholes Project Orion Clearing the Hetchy dam and washing San Francisco into the sea.

Posted by: Jean at December 30, 2016 03:42 PM (2RVmA)

570 I've been wondering if a French press might be a good thing for me to have. I'm really a fan of delicious coffee, but I've descended to pre-ground coffee in a Mr. Coffee machine. Mr. D always ground it fresh. It was the first thing he thanked God for every morning. I deserve better than this. I've GOT to get better than this. Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 08:19 PM (tHwdc) I've been drinking Peet's Coffee since the late 70's, and take my coffee pretty seriously (it got me through grad school), but a French Press is a pain to clean (I have one and have used it so I speak from personal experience) and I find that drip coffee through a gold mesh filter is a lot less work and still produces a good, strong cup of joe. And is easy to get ready for the next cup, if you use a single-cup Melitta system as I do. Also, buying pre-ground in the 12 oz. bags does not result in a significantly inferior final product; all that fuss with beans and grinders is just that much extra work to little detectable result. IMHO.

Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 03:42 PM (4iOIE)

571 Where are our carriers? Fox article is still the most definitive answer.

Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 03:42 PM (ykL1t)

572 >>>Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon? "Mad scientist" Alexander Abian suggested that we blow up nukes on the moon to adjust Earth's orbit and tilt, in order to improve the climate.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 03:42 PM (rH4JY)

573 559 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon?

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)

In the 50's there was discussion about using them to build a new canal through Nicaragua.  Small spaced out explosions. 



Would work, except for the half life of the radiation.  The plan was to have deep explosions and the dirt would collapse on the crater

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 03:43 PM (hVnKJ)

574 557 545; trick question right? Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 08:39 PM (KP5rU) ----------- Tongue in cheek - seems to me the weapons application and peaceful use are mutually exclusive. Unless you're offering to clear land or something.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 03:43 PM (Sfs6o)

575 566 545 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon? Posted by: Weasel ----------------- Peace Through Strength. Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 08:41 PM (DOcyR) --Tu si vis pacem para bellum.

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 03:43 PM (GsAUU)

576 545 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon? Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o) Yes. First strike against the Russians because they hacked our elections.

Posted by: John McCain, commenting on AOSHQ while in the Ukraine at December 30, 2016 03:43 PM (HJEuH)

577 Understand Pepe it can't do everything - but it's benign in comparison. I'm interested in MDMA as PTSD treatment

Posted by: Uh, Clem at December 30, 2016 03:44 PM (riqBd)

578 562 I forgot to mention that the Freiling French press I linked comes in several different sizes. The size that's right for you depends on how much coffee you make at a time. I have the 17 oz. size, which is good for one 12-14 oz. mug. Get a larger one if you want to make more at a time, or are making coffee for more people. Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 08:40 PM (sdi6R) Hey, I have that one too. It's really great and seems like it'll last forever. Might need a screen replacement after 5 years, I guess. I've got the 23 oz, which is perfect for making coffee enough for a 16 oz mug (because the grinds take some space, and you don't want to fill it above the bottom indentation of the pour spout). 26 grams of coffee.

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 03:44 PM (iMxBJ)

579 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon? Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o) _*** Blowing up islands in the South China Sea.

Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 03:44 PM (ykL1t)

580 Yes yes, you all make coffee. But do you FLAVOR your coffee? I can't just drink coffee. First, it needs to be iced. Second, I need flavor other than coffee flavor. And not that hazelnut shit. Today I had Chocolate Glazed Donut flavored coffee (Keurig).

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 03:44 PM (LmrWy)

581 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon? 'Tis better to have one and not need it, then to need one and not have it. 'Tis better to have more than you need than to risk running out of something at a critical moment.

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 03:45 PM (FoI/9)

582 coffee, coffee, coffee. time to reprimer the jeep.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 03:45 PM (KP5rU)

583 Idk you could use a nuke for massive thrust like in the novel Footfall or you could use it to frack gas like they did here in Colorado once long time ago

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 03:46 PM (riqBd)

584 570 a French Press is a pain to clean (I have one and have used it so I speak from personal experience) Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 08:42 PM (4iOIE) So do I, and I have no idea what you're talking about. I rinse it off, and send it through the dishwasher periodically. It's super-easy. I am guessing that you are using too fine a grind.

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 03:46 PM (iMxBJ)

585 580 Yes yes, you all make coffee. But do you FLAVOR your coffee? I can't just drink coffee. First, it needs to be iced. Second, I need flavor other than coffee flavor. And not that hazelnut shit. Today I had Chocolate Glazed Donut flavored coffee (Keurig). Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:44 PM (LmrWy) Sheesh. And some people think I'm a ponce just for adding cream and sugar.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 03:46 PM (0mRoj)

586 I won't tell you how many coffee makers I've got but I love toying around with coffee. Any experience with a 'cold brewer'?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 03:46 PM (LmrWy)

587 Clearing the Hetchy dam and washing San Francisco into the sea. Posted by: Jean at December 30, 2016 08:42 PM (2RVmA) === Where's the love?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2016 03:46 PM (EZebt)

588 I used to have one of those fancy Italian expresso pots. You put water in the bottom, a filter funnel full of coffee in the middle, and screw the top half down tight. Put it on the stove; when the water boils, steam pressure pushes the boiling water up thrugh the coffee, and the brewed coffee lands in the top pot. Always made an impressive roaring and gurgling when the brew was done. And two cups of that coffee, and I was ready for my morning constitutional, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 03:46 PM (MiBfH)

589 Dunkin Donuts, right now, has a Peppermint Mocha flavor available. All it is is syrup! If I could buy these specialty flavor syrups, I'd be all set.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 03:47 PM (LmrWy)

590 588 And two cups of that coffee, and I was ready for my morning constitutional, IYKWIMAITTYD. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 08:46 PM (MiBfH) "Constitutional?" What does that mean? Did you make up the word?

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 30, 2016 03:48 PM (iMxBJ)

591 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon? Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o) Yes. First strike against the Russians because they hacked our elections. Posted by: John McCain Placating Iran.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 30, 2016 03:48 PM (rH4JY)

592 545 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon? Posted by: Weasel A door stop? As an anvil would be a cool talking point.

Posted by: otho at December 30, 2016 03:48 PM (lmIoG)

593 Coffee is black and unadulterated. There are drinks that are flavored with coffee but they are not coffee.

Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 03:48 PM (ykL1t)

594 545 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon? Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o) ------- Toasting a metric fuck ton of coffee? Either that or cleaning out the fridge.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 03:48 PM (kTF2Z)

595 I had one but it kept giving up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 08:38 PM (auHtY)


The sweet smell of surrender coffee in the morning...



Today I had Chocolate Glazed Donut flavored coffee (Keurig).

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:44 PM (LmrWy)


Oh, so now you're 'Elite' as well?


If you were truly elite, you get a real chocolate glazed donut.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 03:48 PM (tHwdc)

596 Yeah, what happened to the espresso-maker craze anyway? And "lattes?" People still drink them?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 03:48 PM (LmrWy)

597 Woo hoo! Murray makes up for the muffed punt! TD 'Noles!!!

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 03:48 PM (GsAUU)

598 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon? To get in on the ground floor of the Saudi Arabian Glass Company.

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 03:49 PM (HwVbl)

599 *Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon? Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)* Nuclear winter, to counteract all the globull warming going on.

Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2016 03:49 PM (XMGl9)

600 Flavored coffee? Blech - worse is "Irish cream" nonsense ... (Prepologize for any offense taken)

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 03:49 PM (riqBd)

601 545 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon?

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)

++++

Yes. Nuke the moon.

For science:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_A119

For world peace:
http://www.imao.us/docs/NukeTheMoon.htm

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 03:49 PM (R+30W)

602 Hazelnut - the fake news of coffee

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 03:49 PM (riqBd)

603 594; thanks man. that will work.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 03:50 PM (KP5rU)

604 545 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon?

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)


Increasing the local availability of glass for Middle Eastern consumers?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 30, 2016 03:50 PM (8iiMU)

605 "There are drinks that are flavored with coffee but they are not coffee. " Recently I had some stout beer that listed coffee as an ingredient. It was not bad.

Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2016 03:50 PM (w7KSn)

606 coffeeam.com as advertised on Google Search coffee syrup http://preview.tinyurl.com/zobcj6d

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 03:50 PM (FoI/9)

607 I like espresso and cafe Cubano.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 03:50 PM (0mRoj)

608 John McCain and Lindsey Graham are terrible people. They are a couple of warmongers. They love playing general.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 03:50 PM (LmrWy)

609 I have a French press and an electric kettle to boil water. The rest of family uses a kurig.... Yuck.

Posted by: Usntakim at December 30, 2016 03:51 PM (hMqvx)

610 Nuking mecca would result in a whole bunch of world peace.

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 03:51 PM (DOcyR)

611 352 338 Is there a good instant coffee? Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:37 PM (LmrWy) Was this about making iced coffee? Did anyone suggest cold brewed coffee? My so says it's easy to make and tastes great. Basically you just combine ground coffee with water in a jar and let it sit overnight then strain out the grounds. Google it for more info.

Posted by: Me at December 30, 2016 03:51 PM (EwGtF)

612 i say, nuke starbucks and caribou coffee. from outer space. just to be sure.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 03:51 PM (KP5rU)

613 604 545
Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon?

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)

Helping the world's Mohammedans met Allah

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 03:52 PM (hVnKJ)

614 613 604 545 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon? Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o) Helping the world's Mohammedans met Allah Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 08:52 PM (hVnKJ) Nuclear evangelism. I like it.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 03:52 PM (0mRoj)

615 Back in 2009 when obama screwed over Poland in favor of Russia, I don't remember the warmongering big mouths McCain and Graham doing anything about it. They are a couple of jerkoffs who need to shut the fuck up. I hope President Trump smashes their faces.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 03:52 PM (LmrWy)

616 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon? Nudging SMOD from orbit?

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 03:53 PM (kCDOM)

617 608; too bad they abslutely suck ass at it. be better off with moe and curley.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 03:53 PM (KP5rU)

618 571 Where are our carriers? Fox article is still the most definitive answer.

Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 08:42 PM (ykL1t)


They seem to all be in port, except for one that just entered the Atlantic?

(Not sure I know what "Lant" means...)


http://tinyurl.com/3xaro9t


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 30, 2016 03:53 PM (8iiMU)

619 584 570 a French Press is a pain to clean (I have one and have used it so I speak from personal experience) Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 08:42 PM (4iOIE) So do I, and I have no idea what you're talking about. I rinse it off, and send it through the dishwasher periodically. It's super-easy. I am guessing that you are using too fine a grind. Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 08:46 PM (iMxBJ) With my Freiling, all I do from day-to-day is rinse it out without disassembling. About once a week I'll disassemble it and wash the parts more thoroughly. It's super easy to disassemble and reassemble. There's only one little part that you have to be careful not to lose down the drain.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 03:53 PM (sdi6R)

620 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2016 03:53 PM (KCxzN)

621 In the 50's there was discussion about using them to build a new canal through Nicaragua. Small spaced out explosions. Would work, except for the half life of the radiation. The plan was to have deep explosions and the dirt would collapse on the crater Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 08:43 PM (hVnKJ) The radiation is kind of straw man. Nobody is getting radiation sickness in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, save for those few remaining unfortunates who were there at the time. For excavation, you'd touch them off quite deep, so the fallout would be trapped in the ground.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 03:54 PM (MiBfH)

622 Did anyone suggest cold brewed coffee? Yeah, I stumbled upon this option a little while ago and it just might be my best option. These 'cold brewers' are only $30 and they seem wicked convenient and simple.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 03:54 PM (LmrWy)

623 570 a French Press is a pain to clean (I have one and have used it so I speak from personal experience) Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 08:42 PM (4iOIE) So do I, and I have no idea what you're talking about. I rinse it off, and send it through the dishwasher periodically. It's super-easy. I am guessing that you are using too fine a grind. Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 08:46 PM (iMxBJ I think I'm lazier than you are giving me credit for. To make the coffee with a French Press, you have to push down on the plunger, then when you want another cup you have to take it apart before you clean it. That's two extra steps that the drip process does not have. Maybe it is to my eternal shame, but I did experiment and between the two I can't really tell the difference.

Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 03:54 PM (4iOIE)

624 Hazelnut - the fake news of coffee

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:49 PM (riqBd)


BLASPHEMER!  My discovery of hazelnut coffee in 1996 was a come-to-Jesus moment!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 03:55 PM (tHwdc)

625 I think I'm lazier than you are giving me credit for. To make the coffee with a French Press, you have to push down on the plunger, then when you want another cup you have to take it apart before you clean it. That's two extra steps that the drip process does not have. Get a bigger press.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 03:55 PM (0mRoj)

626 There was a program on some years ago - War and Peace in the Nuclear Age - I think was the title, that showed a bunch of tactical nuclear tests - artillery and other weapons which seemed uncomfortably short range for the sender.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 03:56 PM (Sfs6o)

627 Recently I had some stout beer that listed coffee as an ingredient. It was not bad. Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2016 08:50 PM (w7KSn) I am am drinking a Superstition Coffee Stout as I type this. It is yummy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 03:56 PM (MiBfH)

628 Nuclear fracking: http://tinyurl.com/jexkk4q Some family had a piece of the Rulison effort

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 03:56 PM (riqBd)

629 @621

Yeah, I agree.  Problem now is the boggy man. NUCLEAR WEAPONS! 


It has nothing to do with logic and would be a cheap way to make a new canal.

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 03:56 PM (hVnKJ)

630
      Stopping and SMOD is a trick proposition. It's far from a simple thing to do, and "blow it up" doesn't work like you'd think at first blush. Top. Men. are on it at NASA, running supercomputer simulations.

      The best thing to do is nudge it, changing its orbit so it doesn't hit. What to do depends on the composition of the asteroid. What to do with one type would be the wrong thing to do with other types.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 03:56 PM (DW+jj)

631 577 Understand Pepe it can't do everything - but it's benign in comparison. I'm interested in MDMA as PTSD treatment Posted by: Uh, Clem at December 30, 2016 08:44 PM (riqBd) There has been great success in controlled environments with MDMA treating PTSD. As you know there have been great success with MDMA and grief counseling, with terminal patients accepting death, marriage counseling, ect. I definately could see MDMA working well with people dealing with PTSD. It is something that should be studied more. I'd assume it would be great with dialectic behavior therapy (if that's what it is called) and even talking about the trauma in question as your brain and body would adapt to the experience in a healthier way. Once you have a certain experience when your brain is flooded with serotonin and oxytocin and all the other endorphines, when experiencing the same environment later, your brain will produce the same chemicals. Hence why I've heard many people will feel great after listening to a concert of their favorite band later in life like they were rolling while there. So I have heard.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 03:56 PM (HJEuH)

632 626 There was a program on some years ago - War and Peace in the Nuclear Age - I think was the title, that showed a bunch of tactical nuclear tests - artillery and other weapons which seemed uncomfortably short range for the sender. Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:56 PM (Sfs6o) Like the Davey Crockett?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 03:56 PM (0mRoj)

633 608 John McCain and Lindsey Graham are terrible people. They are a couple of warmongers. They love playing general. Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:50 PM (LmrWy) I think McCain is in denial about his true proclivities. Those two need to get a room and work out their tensions.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 03:57 PM (sdi6R)

634 588 I used to have one of those fancy Italian expresso pots. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 08:46 PM (MiBfH) Hah, I was just thinking about those. There's one down in the basement somewhere among boxes of uniforms and camping gear and diving equipment, unless I've lost it in a previous move. This kind of thing, right? Makes a big noise and splorts out about 4 oz of espresso. http://www.gsioutdoors.com/1-cup-aluminum-mini-expresso.html In re: flavored coffee, hazelnut coffee is the biggest tease ever. Smells so good, tastes so... regrettable.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 03:57 PM (8nWyX)

635 605 "There are drinks that are flavored with coffee but they are not coffee. " Recently I had some stout beer that listed coffee as an ingredient. It was not bad. Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2016 08:50 PM (w7KSn I dare you to find and try Dannon's coffee flavored yogurt.

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 03:57 PM (cAnNx)

636 Appropos of this thread, one of the other three or four Latin quips I know by heart: "Difficile est satiram non scribere."

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 03:57 PM (GsAUU)

637 Get a bigger press.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:55 PM (0mRoj)


That's what she said

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 03:58 PM (tHwdc)

638 Well, I, for one, am happy to note that the anti-nuke protestors will be keeping that bully Trump in check so he doesn't nuke us all.

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 03:59 PM (FoI/9)

639 637 Get a bigger press. Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:55 PM (0mRoj) That's what she said Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 08:58 PM (tHwdc) Um...sure.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 03:59 PM (0mRoj)

640 Recently I had some stout beer that listed coffee as an ingredient. It was not bad. That reminds me. What the hell is going on with beer these days? I find all these thousands of different flavored beers disturbing. Same with Pop Tarts. I don't want to sound like Bernie Sanders but enough already.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 03:59 PM (LmrWy)

641 For excavation, you'd touch them off quite deep, so the fallout would be trapped in the ground. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Sounds like a good way to end up with giant, flesh eating, radioactive earthworms.

Posted by: Kevin Bacon at December 30, 2016 03:59 PM (rH4JY)

642 Like the Davey Crockett? Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:56 PM (0mRoj) Fire it off, take shelter behind Michael Moore. And China is building a sea-level canal across Nicaragua; leastwise they have a concession from Daniel Ortega to do it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 03:59 PM (MiBfH)

643 Like the Davey Crockett? Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:56 PM (0mRoj) --------- Yeah! Seems like there was all sorts of really short range stuff - those wacky science guys!

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 03:59 PM (Sfs6o)

644 MDMA, aka ecstasy, is just  cheap speed. 

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 04:00 PM (hVnKJ)

645
Sounds like a good way to end up with giant, flesh eating, radioactive earthworms.

Posted by: Kevin Bacon at December 30, 2016 08:59 PM (rH4JY)


The Japs tried this and woke up Godzilla.

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 04:01 PM (hVnKJ)

646 641 Sounds like a good way to end up with giant, flesh eating, radioactive earthworms. Posted by: Kevin Bacon at December 30, 2016 08:59 PM (rH4JY) Or something.

Posted by: Them! at December 30, 2016 04:01 PM (iMxBJ)

647 Small batch beers are all the rage. It is a favorite vice of mine.

Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2016 04:01 PM (w7KSn)

648 490 MRE instant coffee kicks butt. Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 08:17 PM (ykL1t) Especially when you dip it like snuff. Yes, I was Infantry back in the day.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2016 04:01 PM (LuZz8)

649 Pepe I did DBT in group for 6 months last year it was life changing

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 04:01 PM (riqBd)

650 644 MDMA, aka ecstasy, is just cheap speed. Posted by: The Other Guy ---------------- Isn't MDMA what they're calling "molly" these days? I thought it was like speed with acid.

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 04:02 PM (DOcyR)

651 Hah, I was just thinking about those. There's one down in the basement somewhere among boxes of uniforms and camping gear and diving equipment, unless I've lost it in a previous move. This kind of thing, right? Makes a big noise and splorts out about 4 oz of espresso. http://www.gsioutdoors.com/1-cup-aluminum-mini-expresso.html In re: flavored coffee, hazelnut coffee is the biggest tease ever. Smells so good, tastes so... regrettable. Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 08:57 PM (8nWyX) No, just like this one: http://www.espressozone.com/bialetti-moka-express-stovetop-espresso-maker

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 04:02 PM (MiBfH)

652 545 Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon?

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)

Deterrent

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 30, 2016 04:02 PM (7N6ox)

653 "TPS reports....."

Office Space is starting.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 30, 2016 04:02 PM (8iiMU)

654 *Sounds like a good way to end up with giant, flesh eating, radioactive earthworms. Posted by: Kevin Bacon at December 30, 2016 08:59 PM (rH4JY)* So the 5 "How to Kill Giant Flesheating Eartworm"movies you made should come in handy.

Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2016 04:02 PM (XMGl9)

655 644 MDMA, aka ecstasy, is just cheap speed. Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 09:00 PM (hVnKJ) Feeling benevolent toward all of humanity and feeling a compulsion to organize your cupboards are not precisely identical.

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 04:02 PM (iMxBJ)

656 Get a bigger press. Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:55 PM (0mRoj) Practical advice, but you see I like the taste of fresh-brewed coffee, and as hot as you can make it without ruining it. So the second cup out of a larger press would be sub-optimal, at least from my perspective. My favorite description of the perfect cup of coffee: "hotter than the hinges of Hades and black as Satan's waistcoat".

Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 04:02 PM (4iOIE)

657 Ah, I see I'm not too late.

Posted by: Zombie Juan Valdez at December 30, 2016 04:03 PM (Tyii7)

658 I recently tried Coney Island brewing company's root beer flavored beer. It tasted like root beer. A little too sweet. Taste was 9/10, but two gave me a headache.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 04:03 PM (LmrWy)

659 Sounds like a good way to end up with giant, flesh eating, radioactive earthworms. Posted by: Kevin Bacon at December 30, 2016 08:59 PM (rH4JY) You say that as though it were a bad thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 04:03 PM (MiBfH)

660 I've always been a beer afficianado and it's yet another great thing about Colorado, but yes - you can have enough microbrews lol ... I've got one that tastes like a creamsicle lol

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 04:03 PM (riqBd)

661 >>>My favorite description of the perfect cup of coffee: "hotter than the hinges of Hades and black as Satan's waistcoat". Heh. I'm the opposite. I like cold coffee, even during the Winter.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 04:04 PM (LmrWy)

662 I like to drink Founder's "Dirty Bastard" beer.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 30, 2016 04:04 PM (8iiMU)

663 Sounds like a good way to end up with giant, flesh eating, radioactive earthworms. Ok, two nuclear weapons.

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 04:04 PM (8zL5i)

664 Off to the laundromat to retrieve my lothes from the dryer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 04:04 PM (MiBfH)

665 clothes, even

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 04:05 PM (MiBfH)

666 Heh, Michigan's offense has a guy named Butt and a guy named McDoom.

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 04:06 PM (GsAUU)

667 Reminds me when I went to Bend Oregon. Rode one of those 10 person brew pub pedal cars. That was great, just riding from brew pub to brew pub in a self powered vehicle. Just yourself and 9 other drunks.

Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2016 04:06 PM (w7KSn)

668 655 644 MDMA, aka ecstasy, is just cheap speed. Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 09:00 PM (hVnKJ) Feeling benevolent toward all of humanity and feeling a compulsion to organize your cupboards are not precisely identical. Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 09:02 PM (iMxBJ) Not even close. To disparage MDMA like that ignores the potential real medical uses for the drug.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:06 PM (HJEuH)

669 Oh shit, Butt is hurt!

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 04:06 PM (GsAUU)

670 peaceful use for nukes, mecca and tehran come to mind for starters. call it an attitude adjustment. middle east no1 new export, glass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 04:06 PM (KP5rU)

671 664 Off to the laundromat to retrieve my lothes from the dryer. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ------------- Pretty sure most of my loathes won't be done until January 20th.

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 04:07 PM (DOcyR)

672 640 What the hell is going on with beer these days? I find all these thousands of different flavored beers disturbing. I don't want to sound like Bernie Sanders but enough already. Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:59 PM (LmrWy) Go to Germany. They actually have a Purity Law that specifies permissible ingredients in beer. It dates back to the 1300s, if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 04:07 PM (sdi6R)

673 The radiation is kind of straw man. Nobody is getting radiation sickness in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, save for those few remaining unfortunates who were there at the time. For excavation, you'd touch them off quite deep, so the fallout would be trapped in the ground. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 08:54 PM (MiBfH) Never hear horror stories, from the '50s, about all the sailors on deck observing A-Bomb experiments in the Pacific.

Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 04:07 PM (ykL1t)

674 Anyone remember the name of the (fake) drink mentioned in that weird Ethan Hawke movie Predestination?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 04:07 PM (LmrWy)

675 Isn't MDMA what they're calling "molly" these days? I thought it was like speed with acid. Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 09:02 PM Sort of, yeah. A chemist could give a specific breakdown, but in short it's a form of speed with a form of hallucinogen. Maybe with something else, but they're the key ingredients

Posted by: otho at December 30, 2016 04:07 PM (lmIoG)

676 Ouch. butt hurt!

Posted by: Subterranean JT at December 30, 2016 04:07 PM (qG0hz)

677 I'm a bad mofo.

Posted by: Butt McDoom at December 30, 2016 04:07 PM (Tyii7)

678 The A in MDMA is ampetamine yes but that's not the same as cheap speed, which is made by fictional anti-heroes in RVs. We are talking about specific clinical uses not dance parties. Molly is the current street name for the pure form.

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 04:07 PM (riqBd)

679 btw, if you haven't seen it and you're in the mood for a bizarre but entertaining movie, Predestination is recommended.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 04:08 PM (LmrWy)

680 I like cold coffee Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:04 PM (LmrWy) I do not understand those words in the order you have written them. The closest I can come to making sense out of them is "cold I coffee like"?

Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 04:08 PM (4iOIE)

681 640
Recently I had some stout beer that listed coffee as an ingredient. It was not bad.

That reminds me.

What the hell is going on with beer these days?
I find all these thousands of different flavored beers disturbing. Same with Pop Tarts.

I don't want to sound like Bernie Sanders but enough already.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:59 PM (LmrWy)

++++

Have you tried our new Pop Tart flavored beer?

Posted by: Miller Brewing Company at December 30, 2016 04:09 PM (R+30W)

682 Go to Germany. They actually have a Purity Law that specifies permissible ingredients in beer. It dates back to the 1300s, if I'm not mistaken. Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 09:07 PM (sdi6R) --The purity standards were passed along to other countries, like Heineken in Holland and Winhoek Lager in Namibia (formerly German Southwest Africa).

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 04:09 PM (GsAUU)

683 I like coffee to be sippably hot. Not still boiling in the cup.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 04:09 PM (Sfs6o)

684 Have you tried our new Pop Tart flavored beer? I would not be surprised... Hey, how about beer-flavored beer?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 04:10 PM (LmrWy)

685 It dates back to the 1300s The Reinheitsgebot from 1516. I may or may not have memorized that from seeing it on labels.

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 04:10 PM (hBig8)

686 Gadget play by Harbaugh snuffed out.

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 04:10 PM (GsAUU)

687 Go to Germany. They actually have a Purity Law that specifies permissible ingredients in beer. It dates back to the 1300s, if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 09:07 PM (sdi6R)


So Germans have the purity thing with their beer the way the French have a purity with their language?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 04:10 PM (tHwdc)

688 btw, Keurig owners, can you adjust the temperature of the output of the coffee?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 04:11 PM (LmrWy)

689 666 Heh, Michigan's offense has a guy named Butt and a guy named McDoom. Posted by: logprof --------------- Is Butt a large man? And, how does Sir Mix-a-lot feel about him?

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 04:11 PM (DOcyR)

690 Got a grind 'n brew.  The cleaning procedure following every brew was something to get used to, but it works pretty well.  4 tbsp. of beans for 5 cups of coffee rendered using the 1-4 cup setting every day keeps me going.  Barely.

Though I'm not big on flavored coffees, the Eight O'Clock hazelnut *is* good.  Been drinking Charleston Coffee Roasters' dark roast as of late: full-flavored, but not burnt.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 30, 2016 04:11 PM (jV8Mq)

691 Soothsayer, it sounds like you would really like Chameleon Cold Brew Coffee Concentrate. It comes in plain coffee and flavors. For homemade cold brew, you don't really have to get very fancy. I dump grounds and water in a glass carafe/pitcher, leave it in the fridge for a day or two, and then run it through a coffee filter into another pitcher. Simple.

Posted by: Emmie at December 30, 2016 04:11 PM (xVuS6)

692 Keurig owners, can you adjust the temperature of the output of the coffee?

On some models, yes.

Posted by: Butt McDoom at December 30, 2016 04:12 PM (Tyii7)

693 Beer is like baking bread really - it can take on the characteristics of the seasonings added. Wine is different in that all those flavor essences come from the grape

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 04:12 PM (riqBd)

694 Jim Harbaugh will be incandescent at halftime.

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 04:12 PM (hBig8)

695 btw, if you haven't seen it and you're in the mood for a bizarre but entertaining movie, Predestination is recommended. Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:08 PM Seconded. It's really, really good. It seemed to fly under the radar when released. Based on a Heinlein story. Too "complicated" for most audiences these days, perhaps. Would recommend skipping the opening and watch from the credits onwards. It gives away a bit too much in the prologue... makes for a much better ride without it.

Posted by: otho at December 30, 2016 04:12 PM (lmIoG)

696 sounds like you would really like Chameleon Cold Brew Coffee Concentrate. I'm checking it out now. Thanks.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 04:12 PM (LmrWy)

697 I like very dark roasts - been thinking about trying DeathWish Coffee Co.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 04:13 PM (Sfs6o)

698 I'm sure there are plenty of American craft brewers who adhere to the German purity law, out of respect for tradition.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 04:13 PM (sdi6R)

699 693 Wine is different in that all those flavor essences come from the grape Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:12 PM (riqBd) ...and the yeast.

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 04:13 PM (iMxBJ)

700 Is Butt a large man? And, how does Sir Mix-a-lot feel about him? Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 09:11 PM (DOcyR) --Yes, he is. probably 6'6" and 270, plays tight end. Big Butt, that Jake.

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 04:14 PM (GsAUU)

701 BTW: that baby in the sidebar--the one with the teeth--really unsettling.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 04:14 PM (s7hQ/)

702 Molly is the current street name for the pure form.

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:07 PM (riqBd)


Is that the same thing as ecstasy?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 04:14 PM (tHwdc)

703 698 I'm sure there are plenty of American craft brewers who adhere to the German purity law, out of respect for tradition. Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 09:13 PM (sdi6R) --------- Didn't Boston Brewing Co. (Sam Adams) advertise that at one point?

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 04:14 PM (Sfs6o)

704 And, how does Sir Mix-a-lot feel about him?

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 09:11 PM (DOcyR)


------


Sprung, I've heard.

Posted by: Occam's Epilady at December 30, 2016 04:14 PM (prEBe)

705 Never hear horror stories, from the '50s, about all the sailors on deck observing A-Bomb experiments in the Pacific. Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 09:07 PM (ykL1t) Ah, but that was "prompt radiation" from the fireball itself. Same thing that did in a bunch of rubber-neckers at Chernobyl.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 04:15 PM (MiBfH)

706 Is that the same thing as ecstasy? Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 09:14 PM Doh! I suspect I was thinking of ecstasy?!

Posted by: otho at December 30, 2016 04:16 PM (lmIoG)

707 Heh, Michigan's offense has a guy named Butt and a guy named McDoom. Posted by: logprof **** Butt has a big hole!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 30, 2016 04:16 PM (hVdx9)

708 694 Jim Harbaugh will be incandescent at halftime. Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 09:12 PM (hBig --I want to see if he gets a penalty like he did against Ohio State.

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 04:16 PM (GsAUU)

709 Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 09:06 PM (GsAUU) so he Butt Hurt! like LeftTards ?

Posted by: Evilpens at December 30, 2016 04:16 PM (y3aQB)

710 www.englisteastore.com includes section for British Food you can order. hhhmmm seems like there should be a Japanese tea store... well, difficult to pick just one. www.hibiki-an.com Green Tea.

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 04:16 PM (FoI/9)

711 701 BTW: that baby in the sidebar--the one with the teeth--really unsettling.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 09:14 PM (s7hQ/)

++++

Which do you think is the bigger crime: Busey baby or the Eggamuffin link?

Posted by: Miller Brewing Company at December 30, 2016 04:16 PM (R+30W)

712 706 Doh! I suspect I was thinking of ecstasy?! Posted by: otho at December 30, 2016 09:16 PM (lmIoG) Ecstasy is scheduled for January 20.

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 04:17 PM (iMxBJ)

713 that baby in the sidebar--the one with the teeth--really unsettling

Not so much.

Posted by: Young Jimmah Carter at December 30, 2016 04:17 PM (Tyii7)

714 702 yes or XTC or just X or E - theoretically the modern Molly is purer but IDK. I've never tried it recreationally but now I'm interested in this therapeutic use for sure. There's a book I think called the acid test I think I saw on kennedys show - the Feds have indeed opened more research

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 04:19 PM (riqBd)

715 693 Beer is like baking bread really - it can take on the characteristics of the seasonings added. Wine is different in that all those flavor essences come from the grape Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:12 PM (riqBd) And the cleanliness of the grape stompers' feet.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 04:19 PM (0mRoj)

716 There's room for "bavarian Purity" craft beers, and there's room for flavored beers. It's all good. Had some "Pecan Pie Porter" that was real good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 04:19 PM (MiBfH)

717 701 BTW: that baby in the sidebar--the one with the teeth--really unsettling. Posted by: Northernlurker -------------------- Not as bad as that commercial with the dogs with human teeth. That's downright creepy. Cute, but creepy. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RSOF1pVdb0w

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 04:21 PM (DOcyR)

718 703 698 I'm sure there are plenty of American craft brewers who adhere to the German purity law, out of respect for tradition. Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 09:13 PM (sdi6R) --------- Didn't Boston Brewing Co. (Sam Adams) advertise that at one point? Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:14 PM (Sfs6o) I don't know about that specifically, but the present day has got to be the best time for beer drinkers in the entire history of the world. Whether you prefer traditional recipes or weird modern variants, the choices are limitless. And if you prefer Bud Lite, you can get that too. Win-win.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 04:21 PM (sdi6R)

719 Don't get me started on feet lol

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 04:21 PM (riqBd)

720 Part of the reason I quit watching the NFL was that I suspected they were trying to "gay" it up. A few years ago my dad and I were watching a game and all these quotes came from one game in a 30 minute span before I left to work on a car. "Bush has a big hole!" "His tight end wasn't ready for it." "He's not afraid to take one deep in his own end zone." To which my dad replied, "I bet that makes HIM popular in the locker room."

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 30, 2016 04:22 PM (hVdx9)

721 Cold coffee is fine. Might need a bit of sugar, which I'd never put in hot coffee, but otherwise not a big deal, like iced tea but less common. Hot coffee is really tougher to deal with. If I'm at a diner or a Coney Island or something, I'll put in some cream and a few ice cubes from my water before I can drink it without actual pain. I was at a Starbucks in Ann Arbor (which should be a dead giveaway that the place was firmly up its own ass) and asked for a cappuccino with some ice and the barista got actively hostile and said there was no such thing. I don't f'ng care about your tender sensibilities, make a double espresso, foam some milk, and toss some ice cubes in there, asshole.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 04:22 PM (8nWyX)

722 Just saw some scalper pricing for seats at the inauguration swearing-in. Standing room -- way back on the mall: $449 Standing room -- just behind the seats: $1300-$1800 Good seats: $6,800 Really good seats: $14,700 That's per ticket.

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 04:22 PM (iMxBJ)

723 Rickl yup it's a great time to be alive

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 04:22 PM (riqBd)

724 hhhmmm seems like there should be a Japanese tea store... well, difficult to pick just one. www.hibiki-an.com Green Tea. Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 09:16 PM (FoI/9) I buy my tea from Upton Tea, and they carry Gen-Mai Cha, the tea with toasted brown rice added. Like that a lot, especially in the afternoons when I don't want an additional cup of coffee, but something a little more full-bodied than plain green tea. Will check out your link, however. Always looking for new sources.

Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 04:23 PM (4iOIE)

725 720 Part of the reason I quit watching the NFL was that I suspected they were trying to "gay" it up. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 30, 2016 09:22 PM (hVdx9) I blame Mark Sanchez.

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 04:23 PM (iMxBJ)

726 Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 09:21 PM (sdi6R) ---------- I don't drink anymore but I'm constantly amazed at the variety of beers in our grocery store. Just a regular old grocery store and it must have 400 different kinds of beer.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 04:23 PM (Sfs6o)

727 Mmmm, egg nog skiped with Wild Turkey.

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 04:23 PM (GsAUU)

728 btw, flight lessons are now $225/hr for a 4-seater, $185/hr for a tiny 2-seater. I took a few lessons when I was a teen, back in 1984. Lessons with an instructor were $65/hr for a 4-seater.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 04:24 PM (LmrWy)

729 Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 09:22 PM (iMxBJ) --------- Do the really good seats include a lap dance from Ivanka?

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 04:24 PM (Sfs6o)

730 725; i blame espn and joe buck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 04:25 PM (KP5rU)

731 I blame Mark Sanchez.

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 09:23 PM (iMxBJ)

-------

We all do.

Posted by: NY Jets at December 30, 2016 04:25 PM (prEBe)

732 678 The A in MDMA is ampetamine yes but that's not the same as cheap speed, which is made by fictional anti-heroes in RVs. We are talking about specific clinical uses not dance parties. Molly is the current street name for the pure form. Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:07 PM (riqBd) When it comes to treating any form of trauma I am very open minded about how people do it in a responsible way. Too many people die because they find temporary solice in a liquor bottle. My father was a 4 tour Vietnam Vet. He self medicated PTSD and physical injuries from the war in a bottle because it was legal. Never again should any family member or person have to suffer like that after psychological and/or physical trauma. There are many promises in clinical settings using MDMA. All should be perused. Anything that alllows a person to safety manage And recover from trauma is ok in my book. (Alcohol is a dead end literally).

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:25 PM (HJEuH)

733 >>>Which do you think is the bigger crime: Busey baby or the Eggamuffin link? That eggamuffin link was quite pointless. I was expecting a big payoff.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 04:25 PM (rH4JY)

734 Isn't Nestle owned by Kellogg?

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 30, 2016 04:25 PM (nQ10o)

735 LMAO, the bourbon is hitting me already. "skiped"?

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 04:25 PM (GsAUU)

736 Hey, Kennedy cousin that killed the girl in CT just had his case reinstated.  Looks like he's going back to jail.



Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 04:26 PM (hVnKJ)

737 729 Do the really good seats include a lap dance from Ivanka? Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:24 PM (Sfs6o) "Siri, where can I get the best rates on a second mortgage?"

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 04:26 PM (iMxBJ)

738 Not as bad as that commercial with the dogs with human teeth.
That's downright creepy. Cute, but creepy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RSOF1pVdb0w

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 09:21 PM (DOcyR)



It makes the hair go up on my neck.  Unnerving.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 04:27 PM (tHwdc)

739 Keurig owners, can you adjust the temperature of the output of the coffee? -------- 240V outlet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 04:28 PM (ZO497)

740 Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 09:07 PM (ykL1t) Ah, but that was "prompt radiation" from the fireball itself. Same thing that did in a bunch of rubber-neckers at Chernobyl. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 09:15 PM (MiBfH) I'm confused, am not aware of those sailors suffering radiation problems.

Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 04:28 PM (ykL1t)

741 HTL, Upton Tea was the type of site I was looking for. More types of tea than just green Tea. hibiki-an.com has accessories, and extras that go with tea like the English Tea vendor had. If I'm going to be a hipster tea quaffer, I'm going bigly.

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 04:28 PM (FoI/9)

742 726 I don't drink anymore but I'm constantly amazed at the variety of beers in our grocery store. Just a regular old grocery store and it must have 400 different kinds of beer. Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:23 PM (Sfs6o) I live in Pennsylvania, so I don't understand the words "beer" and "grocery store" in the same sentence.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 04:29 PM (sdi6R)

743 739 Keurig owners, can you adjust the temperature of the output of the coffee?



Yes, go to setting.  Max is 192 F on mine.

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 04:29 PM (hVnKJ)

744 3AM on patrol. Empty MRE coffee packet into mouth. Swig from canteen. Better than dying.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 04:29 PM (kTF2Z)

745 Max is 192 F on mine. That's insanely hot!

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 04:30 PM (LmrWy)

746 Hey, Kennedy cousin that killed the girl in CT just had his case reinstated. Looks like he's going back to jail. Posted by: The Other Guy --------- Skankel?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 04:30 PM (ZO497)

747 736 Hey, Kennedy cousin that killed the girl in CT just had his case reinstated. Looks like he's going back to jail. Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 09:26 PM (hVnKJ) They need to be sterilized. All of them.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 04:30 PM (0mRoj)

748 I listened to about a minute of that Eggamuffin thing--that's 60 seconds I'm never getting back. I'm now concerned about being asked about that particular 60 seconds on my personal judgement day.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 04:31 PM (s7hQ/)

749 I live in Pennsylvania, so I don't understand the words "beer" and "grocery store" in the same sentence. Posted by: rickl ------------- Really? I thought Virginia was bad with state owned liquor stores. Beer & wine available almost anywhere, though.

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 04:31 PM (DOcyR)

750 At the rate it's going, 50% of travelers will have a therapy animal by 2018. What animal would you choose?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 04:31 PM (6Ll1u)

751 Having a Terry Lennox - black coffee and Old Grand Dad. A lovely drink it is, too.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at December 30, 2016 04:31 PM (nTH61)

752 Skakel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 04:31 PM (ZO497)

753 I saw a Youtube video where a guy was testing a 40-year-old MRE.  Said the coffee was very tasty still.  As was the instant cocoa.  The rest, not.

The powdered creamer had turned into a piece of beige toffee.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 04:31 PM (tHwdc)

754 Weed is my chosen self medication Pepe and it's legal now so ... I've seen the fatal effects of alcohol in my own family - I guess I consider myself lucky in a way to have avoided it ... My traumas were of the long term childhood variety so I don't want to confuse the issues but would rather thank your father for his service and I can empathize with what you went through for sure ...

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 04:32 PM (riqBd)

755 Therapy drama llama

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 04:32 PM (riqBd)

756 750 At the rate it's going, 50% of travelers will have a therapy animal by 2018. What animal would you choose? Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 09:31 PM (6Ll1u) Emperor penguin.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 04:32 PM (0mRoj)

757 Skankel?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 09:30 PM (ZO497)


Yeah      http://tinyurl.com/hqpt4ke

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 04:33 PM (hVnKJ)

758 745 Max is 192 F on mine. That's insanely hot! Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:30 PM (LmrWy) --------- I've been looking at these coffee makers made in the Netherlands and they heat the water to around 200 F which they claim is essential to great coffee flavor.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 04:33 PM (Sfs6o)

759 750 At the rate it's going, 50% of travelers will have a therapy animal by 2018. What animal would you choose? Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 09:31 PM (6Ll1u) Does Kate Upton count?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 04:33 PM (s7hQ/)

760 755 Therapy drama llama Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:32 PM (riqBd) Supposedly llamas spit nasty green loogies when they're angry. Wonder if they can be trained to do it only at progressives? They're not that hard to spot.

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 04:33 PM (iMxBJ)

761 MDMA allows the brain to accept things and the body. It completely neutralizes the hyper-vigilant and the hyper-avoidance states that are common and most be dealt with in physical and psychological traumas. Once you learn and form new neural pathways to get out of either being hyper-vigilant or hyper-avoidance states then that is key to climbing out of the hell out that is PTSD. MDMA is one drug that allows this to happen.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:33 PM (HJEuH)

762 753 I saw a Youtube video where a guy was testing a 40-year-old MRE. Said the coffee was very tasty still. As was the instant cocoa. The rest, not. The powdered creamer had turned into a piece of beige toffee. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 09:31 PM (tHwdc) Was that one of Steve1989's videos perchance?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 04:34 PM (0mRoj)

763 192 is Yankee coffee hot.  Mine is at 180

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 04:34 PM (hVnKJ)

764 I hope you've all seen the Trump rooster it is awesome

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 04:34 PM (riqBd)

765 Greatest gift I could ever get-- Not waking up tomorrow Yes, I am a depressing SOB. So? PS L, Elle is the greatest of all of you.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 30, 2016 04:34 PM (MZcWR)

766 750. Anteater. One a regular variety, the other, armored. And an ocelot and a sloth to keep them company. And a pit pony - they can take turns riding it when they get tired.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at December 30, 2016 04:35 PM (nTH61)

767 744 3AM on patrol. Empty MRE coffee packet into mouth. Swig from canteen. Better than dying.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 09:29 PM (kTF2Z)


It was a caffeine hit and since I could not smoke on patrol, it served as pretend tobacco also.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 30, 2016 04:35 PM (7N6ox)

768 At the rate it's going, 50% of travelers will have a therapy animal by 2018. What animal would you choose?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 09:31 PM (6Ll1u)


I think this is due to the effects of the TSA.


Can't imagine that travel with an animal would be popular with the animal.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 04:35 PM (tHwdc)

769 At the rate it's going, 50% of travelers will have a therapy animal by 2018. What animal would you choose? Posted by: Tinfoilbaby Syrian refugee.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at December 30, 2016 04:35 PM (rH4JY)

770 they heat the water to around 200 F which they claim is essential to great coffee flavor. ...rapidly. I would agree that extreme heat is essential to properly brew coffee rapidly. But, as I learned today, cold-brewing is an option and some claim the coffee turns out less acidic. But it takes like 36 hours in the fridge.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 04:35 PM (LmrWy)

771 *Had some "Pecan Pie Porter" that was real good. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 09:19 PM (MiBfH)* I've had Pecan Pie Whiskey, that is good stuff. Now I'll have to search out the Porter.

Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2016 04:35 PM (XMGl9)

772 750 At the rate it's going, 50% of travelers will have a therapy animal by 2018. What animal would you choose? === I can't decide between a Komodo dragon or a Gila Monster

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 30, 2016 04:36 PM (Om16U)

773 'What animal would you choose?' Moose. Wait no, 2 mooses.

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 04:36 PM (BO/km)

774 Was that one of Steve1989's videos perchance?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 09:34 PM (0mRoj)


Styxhexenhammer666

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 04:36 PM (tHwdc)

775 Yup so it spits at anyone who uses "privilege" or "problematic" in a sentence - quite therapeutic ...

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 04:36 PM (riqBd)

776 750 At the rate it's going, 50% of travelers will have a therapy animal by 2018. What animal would you choose? Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 09:31 PM (6Ll1u) Purse Chihuahua. After the inauguration, I'll have more flexibility.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 30, 2016 04:36 PM (iMxBJ)

777 What animal would you choose? ------- Weasel

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 04:36 PM (Sfs6o)

778 Looks like FSU is got this game in the bag.

Posted by: Arkansas Coach at December 30, 2016 04:37 PM (hVnKJ)

779 766 750. Anteater. One a regular variety, the other, armored. And an ocelot and a sloth to keep them company. And a pit pony - they can take turns riding it when they get tired. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at December 30, 2016 09:35 PM (nTH61) Holy shit, an ocelot!

Posted by: Sterling Archer at December 30, 2016 04:37 PM (0mRoj)

780 A shame that Michigan is playing without Peppers. It would be a very different game I think.

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 04:37 PM (cAnNx)

781 HTL, Upton Tea was the type of site I was looking for. More types of tea than just green Tea. hibiki-an.com has accessories, and extras that go with tea like the English Tea vendor had. If I'm going to be a hipster tea quaffer, I'm going bigly. Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 09:28 PM (FoI/9) I do like Pu-Erh and Lapsang Soochong (another holdover vice from grad school) in addition to the occasional cup of Gen-Mai Cha. I used to buy from Tao of Tea, but found that their selection was somewhat more limited than Upton Tea (and they were more expensive).

Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 04:37 PM (4iOIE)

782 749 I live in Pennsylvania, so I don't understand the words "beer" and "grocery store" in the same sentence. Posted by: rickl ------------- Really? I thought Virginia was bad with state owned liquor stores. Beer & wine available almost anywhere, though. Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 09:31 PM (DOcyR) In Pennsylvania, wine and liquor are only sold in state stores. Beer is sold by the case at "beer distributors". They can also sell wine coolers by the case, but not wine. But only whole cases, not six-packs. Bars can sell beer and wine coolers by the six-pack, but not by the case. None of that is available in grocery stores in any way, shape, or form. *** One time I traveled to Rhode Island, and late at night, went into a bar to buy a six-pack of beer. The bartender looked at me like I had three heads. "No, we don't sell six-packs here."

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 04:38 PM (sdi6R)

783 awww, ocelots are cute

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 30, 2016 04:38 PM (Om16U)

784 758 745 Max is 192 F on mine. That's insanely hot! Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:30 PM (LmrWy) --------- I've been looking at these coffee makers made in the Netherlands and they heat the water to around 200 F which they claim is essential to great coffee flavor. Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:33 PM (Sfs6o) I have a Technivorm brewer, which might just be what you're talking. The water is heated to 200 degrees. By the time in hits the bottom of the carafe it's about 180 degrees. It is pricey but very good.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 04:38 PM (s7hQ/)

785 At the rate it's going, 50% of travelers will have a therapy animal by 2018. What animal would you choose? Posted by: Tinfoilbaby Honey badger.

Posted by: Chuck Norris at December 30, 2016 04:38 PM (rH4JY)

786 Anteater. One a regular variety, the other, armored. And an ocelot and a sloth to keep them company. And a pit pony - they can take turns riding it when they get tired.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at December 30, 2016 09:35 PM (nTH61)




Salavdor Dali liked to walk his anteater.


http://tinyurl.com/jy2uddp

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 04:39 PM (tHwdc)

787 738 Not as bad as that commercial with the dogs with human teeth. That's downright creepy. Cute, but creepy. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RSOF1pVdb0w Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 09:21 PM (DOcyR) It makes the hair go up on my neck. Unnerving. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 09:27 PM (tHwdc) Well let's just go and combine this with Nestle. https://youtu.be/lN3rzkGCrSw

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 04:39 PM (cAnNx)

788 Definitely the strangest thing that I saw while living in Ohio and Texas, drive thru liquor stores. What idiot came up with that?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 04:39 PM (6Ll1u)

789 774 Was that one of Steve1989's videos perchance? Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 09:34 PM (0mRoj) Styxhexenhammer666 Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 09:36 PM (tHwdc) Must be a metal head with a name like that. I find MRE review videos oddly fascinating. Steve1989 has a ton of them on yootoob if you're interested in that sort of thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 04:40 PM (0mRoj)

790 'What animal would you choose?' Sperm whale.

Posted by: Captain Ahab at December 30, 2016 04:40 PM (BO/km)

791 750 At the rate it's going, 50% of travelers will have a therapy animal by 2018. What animal would you choose?


-----

After reading the coffee lovers on here, I'm going with a civet.


It'll poop me coffee gold, y'all.

Posted by: Occam's Epilady at December 30, 2016 04:40 PM (prEBe)

792 750 At the rate it's going, 50% of travelers will have a therapy animal by 2018. What animal would you choose? Thirty year old hookers. Blue Cross will pay, won't it?

Posted by: Subterranean JT at December 30, 2016 04:40 PM (qG0hz)

793 783 awww, ocelots are cute Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 30, 2016 09:38 PM (Om16U) Whatever.

Posted by: Cheryl Tunt at December 30, 2016 04:40 PM (0mRoj)

794 in wisconsin, you can buy beer, booze and wine anywhere. gas stations, grocery stores, hair styling emporiums, and other places. i'm pretty sure churches can serve it, but not sell it yet. oh yeah i'm sure some casinos sell package goods too. not many liquor stores left here anymore.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 04:40 PM (KP5rU)

795 Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 09:38 PM (s7hQ/) ------------ Yes! The Technivorm is exactly what I'm talking about. So - you like it? Any recommendations on model or features?

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 04:41 PM (Sfs6o)

796 I've given myself 2nd degree burns to the roof of my mouth with hot pizza many times... Meanwhile, the people around me eat the same pizza at the same time and don't get burned.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 04:41 PM (LmrWy)

797 Hang in there, BeckoningChasm. Things will get better.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 04:41 PM (kTF2Z)

798 I've been looking at these coffee makers made in the Netherlands and they heat the water to around 200 F which they claim is essential to great coffee flavor. Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:33 PM (Sfs6o) You can achieve the same temperature by using an electric kettle and then waiting 15 seconds after it comes off the boil. Or so I've been told. Anyway, that's what I do and it seems to work out OK.

Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 04:41 PM (4iOIE)

799 they heat the water to around 200 F which they claim is essential to great coffee flavor. ...rapidly. I would agree that extreme heat is essential to properly brew coffee rapidly. But, as I learned today, cold-brewing is an option and some claim the coffee turns out less acidic. But it takes like 36 hours in the fridge. Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:35 PM (LmrWy) Cold brewing produces a very strong, smooth, flavourful brew. It is very rich in caffeine. I went to work once after a couple of cups of cold brew and people asked what was wrong with me. My eyes were open wider than usual, I guess. I went coffee free for a while this summer. People at work told me they like me better when I'm on coffee.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 04:42 PM (s7hQ/)

800 Some people can drink very hot coffee while some can't, is what I'm saying.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 04:42 PM (LmrWy)

801 754 Weed is my chosen self medication Pepe and it's legal now so ... I've seen the fatal effects of alcohol in my own family - I guess I consider myself lucky in a way to have avoided it ... My traumas were of the long term childhood variety so I don't want to confuse the issues but would rather thank your father for his service and I can empathize with what you went through for sure ... Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:32 PM (riqBd) Thanks. My dad would be alive today if he smoked pot instead of drinking. The doctors suggested that he smoke pot for physical and to deal with PTSD. He refused because of the social stigma and because it was illegal. When it comes to any trauma in life, seeking refuge in a bottle is probably the worse choice one could make. So I know for a fact if people were more empathetic and sympathetic to the various treatments out there for PTSD and physical trauma as well, more people would be alive and highly functioning.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:42 PM (HJEuH)

802 At the rate it's going, 50% of travelers will have a therapy animal by 2018. What animal would you choose? Posted by: Tinfoilbaby IIRC there was a story a few years back about a woman who had a pig as a therapy animal. Wonder if she can fly to Saudi Arabia with that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 04:42 PM (rH4JY)

803 Well let's just go and combine this with Nestle.

https://youtu.be/lN3rzkGCrSw

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 09:39 PM (cAnNx)


The Nestle chocolate dog doesn't bother me.  Molars vs. incisors, perhaps?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 04:42 PM (tHwdc)

804 *One time I traveled to Rhode Island, and late at night, went into a bar to buy a six-pack of beer. The bartender looked at me like I had three heads. "No, we don't sell six-packs here."* 1st time i went to Louisiana i stopped at a gas station about 10:30pm. Filled up and went inside to pay. Behind the counter was a mini liquor store. That's when i learned La. has no liqour laws. Can buy it anywhere, anytime.

Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2016 04:43 PM (XMGl9)

805
But, as I learned today, cold-brewing is an option and some claim the coffee turns out less acidic. But it takes like 36 hours in the fridge.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:35 PM (LmrWy)


You can do tea that way too, and you can do it cold filtered on the counter too.

fill a quart jar, chuck the coffee in, swirl it a bit to make sure all the grounds are moistened. You can do one a day and pull another one out, that way you always have one ready to go.
Run it through a filter and shazaam, you are ready to add boiling water to make it warm

I still prefer boiling grounds in a sauce-pan.  Actually I prefer to boil it in a sauce-pan in the woods over a propane single bottle cooker, but we take what we get.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2016 04:43 PM (9MInk)

806 We have drive thru liquor stores here too - one in particular served to us white kids no problem - it was on Colorado Blvd We also have massive big box liquor stores the size of a Costco with fireplaces and seating areas

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 04:43 PM (riqBd)

807 Cold Brew is Rocket Fuel.

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2016 04:43 PM (g9txO)

808 796 I've given myself 2nd degree burns to the roof of my mouth with hot pizza many times... Meanwhile, the people around me eat the same pizza at the same time and don't get burned. Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:41 PM (LmrWy MDMA helps with the recovery. Just once and you will be eating pizza and loving it in a few days pain free.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:43 PM (HJEuH)

809 Even while using the drive thru I was like WTF

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 04:44 PM (riqBd)

810 Must be a metal head with a name like that. I find MRE review videos oddly fascinating. Steve1989 has a ton of them on yootoob if you're interested in that sort of thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 09:40 PM (0mRoj)


Actually, he's a former Satanist and political analyst of sorts.  But he's recently branched out into aged MREs.  Maybe he got the idea from Steve1989.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 04:44 PM (tHwdc)

811 795 Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 09:38 PM (s7hQ/) ------------ Yes! The Technivorm is exactly what I'm talking about. So - you like it? Any recommendations on model or features? Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:41 PM (Sfs6o) Yes. It makes great coffee. Did I say the coffee is 80 degrees when it hits the pot. I meant 180 degrees. The snobbiest way to make coffee is an old fashioned pour over using a goose neck kettle of all things.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 04:44 PM (s7hQ/)

812 Actually I prefer to boil it in a sauce-pan in the woods over a propane single bottle cooker ...under a moon-lit sky, and a gentle breeze...

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 04:45 PM (LmrWy)

813 eating /drinking very hot food can damage the esophagus and may be a risk factor for cancer

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 30, 2016 04:45 PM (Om16U)

814 786. Oddly enough, there's a shot of him coming out of the Paris Metro with his anteater that I've used as my profile pic on fakebook. That and the photos of Rudolf Klein-Rogge..... People can't say I didn't warn them.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at December 30, 2016 04:45 PM (nTH61)

815 Companion animal? For real - Labrador Retriever because I know the breed. For fun any large working dog. For some serious fun any large cat - mountain lion, cougar, puma, African Lion. Of course, my travel destinations might be limited.

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 04:46 PM (FoI/9)

816 When I was in college we rolled through a place in Flagstaff and bought 3 boxes of .357 Magnum, a Mahanttan and 2 Martinis. I was speechless.

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2016 04:46 PM (g9txO)

817 I see Allahpundit is freaking out over Trump's tweets on Putin, and I guess so are the rest of the Russia hawks. Lets remember who many of the Russian Hawks are: The same people who mostly support aiding a Muslim Brotherhood takeover of Syria, and much of the rest of the Middle East. Why? Because they think it is better to hand over Syria (and the Middle East in general) to "Islamic democracies" that elect fanatics than to allow Russia to prop up one of their secular dictators. How has that worked out so far? Has that been in America's interests over the last 30 plus years? No, but they don't care about any of that, it is all about Russia, everywhere and all the time. If they had come up with a alternative foreign policy that dealt with Russia as a possible threat, and political Islam as a certain undeniable threat, maybe I could take them seriously. Instead we got 30 years of singing love songs about Islam democracy. It failed! Now the threat they helped unleashed has infiltrated the heart of Europe, and our vaunted NATO alliance did not fire a shot to stop it. Worse it welcomed the invasion...praised it in the name of freedom! Those of us who don't view Putin as a friend, but do not see him as enemy number one understand that. If Europe does not change course soon, Russia will go from enemy to savior. What are we saving Europe from Russia for? So it can become a part of the Ummah, or are we saving it so it can be a left wing paradise? Which is it? This is another example of conservatives conserving something that no longer exists that was good, and in the process saving a monster...

Posted by: William Eaton at December 30, 2016 04:46 PM (MuTTO)

818 *in wisconsin, you can buy beer, booze and wine anywhere. gas stations, grocery stores, hair styling emporiums, and other places.* Note to self: must visit Wisconsin, in summertime!

Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2016 04:46 PM (XMGl9)

819 Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 09:44 PM (s7hQ/) -------- Thanks. Do you have the glass carafe or the insulated one?

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 04:46 PM (Sfs6o)

820 765 Greatest gift I could ever get-- Not waking up tomorrow Yes, I am a depressing SOB. So? PS L, Elle is the greatest of all of you. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 30, 2016 09:34 PM (MZcWR) Buddy, I feel you. I've been there more times than I can count.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 04:46 PM (0mRoj)

821 Actually I prefer to boil it in a sauce-pan in the woods over a propane single bottle cooker ...under a moon-lit sky, and a gentle breeze... ------- While dancing with the devil in the pale moon light

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 04:47 PM (kTF2Z)

822 >>eating /drinking very hot food can damage the esophagus and may be a risk factor for cancer Yeah. That's what got me.

Posted by: Michael Douglas at December 30, 2016 04:47 PM (g9txO)

823 Does ESPN own stock in UFC or something? How could Ronda Rousey's upcoming fight POSSIBLY compare with Bowl Season? Days of her picture on the front page. Great, she's a girl. I can see that. But it's football season. Put her on the golf page.

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 04:47 PM (/cksx)

824 813 eating /drinking very hot food can damage the esophagus and may be a risk factor for cancer Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 30, 2016 09:45 PM (Om16U) So is drinking straight Johnnie Walker Black while smoking a cigarette.

Posted by: Zombie Christopher Hitchens at December 30, 2016 04:47 PM (iMxBJ)

825 >>>797 Hang in there, BeckoningChasm. seconded

Posted by: concrete girl at December 30, 2016 04:47 PM (TD/W3)

826 I'm sure you all remember Lipton's push to make "sun iced tea" many years ago. Maybe it's still a thing. You'd fill a huge glass jar and put it in the sun. From what I know, putting water in the hot sun accelerates the bacteria breeding process, no?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 04:48 PM (LmrWy)

827 N E S T L E 'S, Nestle's makes the very best c h o c o l a t e. (chomp)

Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 04:48 PM (ykL1t)

828 I just use a Mr. Coffee maker and plain old Maxwell House. I'm edgy like that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2016 04:48 PM (ZzZuq)

829 This is my therapy zebra. Can I board the plane now?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 04:49 PM (kTF2Z)

830 *We also have massive big box liquor stores the size of a Costco with fireplaces and seating areas Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:43 PM (riqBd)* Where is this?

Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2016 04:49 PM (XMGl9)

831 One time I traveled to Rhode Island, and late at night, went into a bar to buy a six-pack of beer. The bartender looked at me like I had three heads. "No, we don't sell six-packs here." Posted by: rickl -------------- I spent a fair amount of time in Nawlins after Katrina. Not once did I ever receive a mixed drink in a glass. Always plastic cups. They kind of expect you to take it with you. And they have "Daiquiris" & other drive-through joints where you can get a ginormous slurpee made with anything - up to and including Everclear & 151. Liquor at the corner gas station. In Florida, I was gobsmacked to get a sixes of Corona at the drive-up window of the local bar. Girl even gAve me a sliced lime!

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 04:49 PM (DOcyR)

832 And when do the bars in Louisiana close?


NEVER

Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 04:49 PM (hVnKJ)

833 Sandra Smith just had on a CIA guy who interrogated Saddam and spent some time with him. He said Saddam told us, "You Americans are going to lose.  Governing Iraq is not so easy. You don't understand our culture, our history, or the Arab mind.".

      Saddam was right.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 04:50 PM (DW+jj)

834 I hear you Chasm. But the end will get here before you know it. No need to get impatient.

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2016 04:50 PM (g9txO)

835 827 N E S T L E 'S, Nestle's makes the very best c h o c o l a t e. (chomp) Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 09:48 PM (ykL1t) Ghirardelli.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 04:50 PM (0mRoj)

836 786. Oddly enough, there's a shot of him coming out of the Paris Metro with his anteater that I've used as my profile pic on fakebook.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at December 30, 2016 09:45 PM (nTH61)


Yes, linked in #786

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 04:50 PM (tHwdc)

837 coffee - I use this bialetti stovetop espresso maker that makes about a mug and a half at a time. i used to use a french press but I think it made the coffee too caffeinated

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 30, 2016 04:50 PM (Om16U)

838 819 Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 09:44 PM (s7hQ/) -------- Thanks. Do you have the glass carafe or the insulated one? Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:46 PM (Sfs6o) I have the insulated one--which means no burner with the unit, which means there is no risk of burning. BTW if you're looking for a good site for coffee equipment and information check out Sweet Maria's. It's based in Oakland but they ship anywhere--the prices are good, I think.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 04:50 PM (s7hQ/)

839 You'd fill a huge glass jar and put it in the sun. I'm doing a batch tonight, but I'm just putting it in the fridge.

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 04:51 PM (ZIFyZ)

840 Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 09:50 PM (s7hQ/) -------- Thanks for the tip!

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 04:51 PM (Sfs6o)

841 I make sun tea in the summer with various herbals Civet lol Wisconsin also has the added advantage of special beer only available therein - a certain spotted cow

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 04:51 PM (riqBd)

842 I go too PA every year for my exotic golf vacation. Thats when I remember that my former homestead doesn't sell 6 packs in convenient stores. They are in grocery stores now but they are in the "restaurant" section of the grocery store. Apparently you can by 6 packs in restaurants so grocery stores found a work around. So Pennsylvania is only 30 years behind instead of 50. Or something.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2016 04:51 PM (ZzZuq)

843 i used to use a french press but I think it made the coffee too caffeinated Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 30, 2016 09:50 PM (Om16U) I do not understand these words in this order.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 04:51 PM (0mRoj)

844 Yeah, therapy, sure.

Posted by: The Chicken at December 30, 2016 04:52 PM (XoldI)

845 Oh, darn I hate this,  The Tar Poots, UNC-CH, LOST.


ha ha ha



Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 04:52 PM (hVnKJ)

846 824 813 eating /drinking very hot food can damage the esophagus and may be a risk factor for cancer Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 30, 2016 09:45 PM (Om16U) So is drinking straight Johnnie Walker Black while smoking a cigarette. Posted by: Zombie Christopher Hitchens at December 30, 2016 09:47 PM (iMxBJ) So that whisky and cigarettes voice I find kind of sexy in women is really a hot coffee and pizza voice. I find that oddly disillusioning.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 04:52 PM (s7hQ/)

847 I used to have a nice Pasquinni Espresso Machine. But, it's been dying a slow death the last 2 years. I have been getting by for the last year with a pour-over.

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2016 04:52 PM (g9txO)

848 765 Greatest gift I could ever get--

Not waking up tomorrow

Yes, I am a depressing SOB. So?

PS L, Elle is the greatest of all of you.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 30, 2016 09:34 PM (MZcWR)



I've been there, my friend.  Haven't done that.  You have a purpose, as do I.  Gotta find it.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 04:52 PM (tHwdc)

849 788 Definitely the strangest thing that I saw while living in Ohio and Texas, drive thru liquor stores. What idiot came up with that?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 09:39 PM (6Ll1u)

++++

You used to be able to buy a 6 pack at the drive thru Alta Dena dairies in L.A. No hard stuff though. Was handy. Does it really accomplishing anything to make someone get out of their vehicle and walk inside the store? It was still illegal to drink and drive or even have an open container.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 04:52 PM (R+30W)

850 815
Companion animal? For real - Labrador Retriever because I know the breed. For fun any large working dog.


-----


Would you like to borrow my hell hound? He's...fun. And well trained. I say "Get down!" and he stares at me. I say "Come!" and he stares at me. I say "Why don't you just lay on my legs until I can't feel them anymore, you stubborn beast from hell?" and he stares at me. Then lays down on my legs.


Fun!

Posted by: Occam's Epilady at December 30, 2016 04:53 PM (prEBe)

851 Allahpundit has become unhinged. He's in pure bitter spite mode.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 04:54 PM (DW+jj)

852 847 I used to have a nice Pasquinni Espresso Machine. But, it's been dying a slow death the last 2 years. I have been getting by for the last year with a pour-over. Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2016 09:52 PM (g9txO) As I noted earlier that's the new old hot thing in coffee brewing. But you have to use a goose neck kettle.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 04:54 PM (s7hQ/)

853 Hi B Chasm. I'm here though late. I love you too. Check your texts.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 30, 2016 04:55 PM (6IPEM)

854 Those of us who don't view Putin as a friend, but do not see him as enemy number one understand that. If Europe does not change course soon, Russia will go from enemy to savior.

Posted by: William Eaton at December 30, 2016 09:46 PM (MuTTO)

Romney ended up being a weak candidate, but his use of "Geo-political foe" was perfect.  Russia has its own priorities, and much of that requires a diminished US presence.  But I do not think that Putin is an enemy, he is a foe and an opponent.   


Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 30, 2016 04:55 PM (7N6ox)

855 830 Colorado - the land of countless weed stores and the number one brewer of beer on our great nation ... I was in Christchurch NZ airport ironically and overheard some fellow yanks from the Midwest talking about one of the smaller ones ...

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 04:55 PM (riqBd)

856 823 Does ESPN own stock in UFC or something? How could Ronda Rousey's upcoming fight POSSIBLY compare with Bowl Season? Days of her picture on the front page. Great, she's a girl. I can see that. But it's football season. Put her on the golf page. Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 09:47 PM (/cksx) I'm pulling for her to lose because of the cheerleading by ESPN. She is way over-hyped and coddled. The UFC seems to place all their eggs in her basket. She is only going to fight this fight And another one to keep her brand alive. She has gone full Hollywood, and is a terrible actress. She is not the female version of the Rock, who has amazing chops developed from his WWF pro wrestling days. Ronda would be better off spending a few Yeats with the WWE to developers acting skills, but she can't stand the thought of playing second fiddle to anybody.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:55 PM (HJEuH)

857 >>As I noted earlier that's the new old hot thing in coffee brewing. But you have to use a goose neck kettle. If you don't want to make a mess, sure.

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2016 04:56 PM (g9txO)

858 I remember when I was stationed at Ft Sill, you could buy beer 24 hrs a day, but going downtown to a club to drink meant buying a private membership. They have some crazy laws in Oklahoma.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 04:56 PM (6Ll1u)

859 851 Allahpundit has become unhinged. He's in pure bitter spite mode. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 09:54 PM (DW+jj) Someone needs to tell Allahpundit to go fuck a whale. But he's got a thing for Megan McCain so he'd probably get excited and start masturbating at the thought.

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 04:56 PM (cAnNx)

860 Down 20-6. I dare a reporterette to nab Jim Harbaugh on the way to halftime, "What do you say to those who thought you weren't good enough for the playoffs, Coach?"

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 04:56 PM (7H/2n)

861 836. Hmmmm....not sure if I've had too much Kentucky coffee, or if you're on my fakebook list......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at December 30, 2016 04:56 PM (nTH61)

862 oh RED 2 is on now right after RED

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 30, 2016 04:56 PM (Om16U)

863 818: i think some tanning salons too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 04:56 PM (KP5rU)

864
Coffee and ephedrine. Melt in a spoon and inject directly into a neck vein.

Blue-collar breakfast speedball.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! [/i][/b] at December 30, 2016 04:57 PM (zu88C)

865 860 Down 20-6. I dare a reporterette to nab Jim Harbaugh on the way to halftime, "What do you say to those who thought you weren't good enough for the playoffs, Coach?" Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 09:56 PM (7H/2n) I'd like to see the real game where Peppers isn't hurt.

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 04:58 PM (cAnNx)

866 Sandra Smith just had on a CIA guy who interrogated Saddam and spent some time with him. He said Saddam told us, "You Americans are going to lose. Governing Iraq is not so easy. You don't understand our culture, our history, or the Arab mind.". Saddam was right. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) We're not as bad at risk assessment as liberals, but I think this really was a pretty bad miscalculation by the W administration.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 04:58 PM (rH4JY)

867 851 Allahpundit has become unhinged. He's in pure bitter spite mode. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 09:54 PM (DW+jj) Read his latest and didn't see it that way. How I took it is that he's expending all this energy to no purpose, because he does not seem to "get" Trump. Doesn't seem that complicated to me. He's a negotiator and a persuader and a manipulator of people to produce outcomes, first and foremost. Most of his words and actions are very clear, when you look at it that way. But if you try to view him through the normal politician frames, it's hard to make sense of the guy, and Allahpundit seems to be doing that, and failing.

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 04:58 PM (iMxBJ)

868 >>Kentucky coffee, What, do you just drink your Coffee while your sister blows you?

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2016 04:59 PM (g9txO)

869 oh RED 2 is on now right after RED -- two of my favorite movies..

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 04:59 PM (FoI/9)

870 Beckoning, Do you still have your kitties? Get some purr love. Stick around here, please.

Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 04:59 PM (GsAUU)

871 I'm happy to NOT read allah's commentary ...

Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 04:59 PM (riqBd)

872 866 Sandra Smith just had on a CIA guy who interrogated Saddam and spent some time with him. He said Saddam told us, "You Americans are going to lose. Governing Iraq is not so easy. You don't understand our culture, our history, or the Arab mind.". Saddam was right. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) We're not as bad at risk assessment as liberals, but I think this really was a pretty bad miscalculation by the W administration. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
Well to be fair, the Arabs don't understand the Arab mind. Schizophrenia has that effect.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2016 05:00 PM (ZzZuq)

873 ONT!

Posted by: Chuck C at December 30, 2016 05:00 PM (h99GH)

874 OK, people. Waaaaaaaay past my bed time. 'Night!

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 05:00 PM (Sfs6o)

875 867 851 Allahpundit has become unhinged. He's in pure bitter spite mode. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 09:54 PM (DW+jj) Read his latest and didn't see it that way. How I took it is that he's expending all this energy to no purpose, because he does not seem to "get" Trump. Doesn't seem that complicated to me. He's a negotiator and a persuader and a manipulator of people to produce outcomes, first and foremost. Most of his words and actions are very clear, when you look at it that way. But if you try to view him through the normal politician frames, it's hard to make sense of the guy, and Allahpundit seems to be doing that, and failing. Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 09:58 PM (iMxBJ) And what's the excuse for his idiocy of the previous 8 years?

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 05:01 PM (cAnNx)

876 817 I see Allahpundit is freaking out over Trump's tweets on Putin, and I guess so are the rest of the Russia hawks. Posted by: William Eaton at December 30, 2016 09:46 PM (MuTTO) Word. Mark Levin was also freaking out over it tonight. I guess some people are just nostalgic for the Cold War. The way I see it: 1. Russia is not currently Communist. 2. Russians are not killing Americans. 3. Muslims are killing both Americans and Russians. 4. Europeans and Americans have flung open their borders to Muslims. 5. China is the ascendant military power in the world with expansionist ambitions, not Russia or America. 6. (And this is the kicker) Russia is opposed to George Soros and the New World Order. Given all that, I'm not seeing a problem with an American-Russian alliance.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 05:01 PM (sdi6R)

877 i have determined clapton is in fact a guitar god. must be the booze or the coffee.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 05:01 PM (KP5rU)

878 ...under a moon-lit sky, and a gentle breeze...
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:45 PM (LmrWy)


Nah, smeared with sap, stinking of two-stroke smoke, covered with saw-dust and with the chainsaws cooling on one of the stumps you just made.

The best seat is on firewood round because someone always spills bar oil on the tailgate

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2016 05:01 PM (9MInk)

879 We used to have a character in our little town, name of Glen, who'd been an "exhibition wrestler" in the golden era. Had wrestled against Gorgeous George and BoBo Brazil. He was also quite a "sportsman," as we used to call it, and had been on safari more than once. He ran a nice restaurant, and then a series of bars, some nicer than others. Hell of a guy. Barrel chested.

He had a pet ocelot, which he kept behind the bar, properly leashed. And he would warn people not to Fuck with the Ocelot, in exactly those terms. After years of successful interaction, some high-class broad thought she was smarter than Glen, and she Fucked with the Ocelot. Glen ended up having to sell off that bar, and start another one.

Sonofagun was still hale and hearty enough to mess up some would-be bar robbers when he was 90. His daughter "Glenous, " ISYN, ended up the curator of Big Cats at our famous zoological gardens. "And that's all I have to say about that."  

Posted by: Stringer Davis[/i][/b] at December 30, 2016 05:07 PM (H5rtT)

880 We're not as bad at risk assessment as liberals, but I think this really was a pretty bad miscalculation by the W administration. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 09:58 PM (rH4JY) _*** He assigned the wrong group of people to do the job. He gave administrative duties to bureaucrats he should have given them to the military as Roosevelt (Truman?) did after WWII.

Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 05:14 PM (ykL1t)

881 *I remember when I was stationed at Ft Sill, you could buy beer 24 hrs a day, but going downtown to a club to drink meant buying a private membership. They have some crazy laws in Oklahoma. Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 09:56 PM (6Ll1u)* It's beena while since you were in OK.

Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2016 05:15 PM (XMGl9)

882 Ronda would be better off spending a few Yeats with the WWE. Posted by: Pepe

Surely, her second coming would be at hand.

Posted by: Stringer Davis[/i][/b] at December 30, 2016 05:22 PM (H5rtT)

883 I used to buy beers for my Dad from the corner store. Dad would send me for them with a couple bucks in my hand. I think I was about 7 years old. No problem.

Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2016 05:26 PM (w7KSn)

884 I just use a Mr. Coffee maker and plain old Maxwell House. I'm edgy like that. Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2016 09:48 PM (ZzZuq) Yikes. If you're going to use canned coffee, at least spring for the Choc Full o'Nuts.

Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 06:13 PM (4iOIE)

885 If I were running the inauguration, I'd have Times Square-style big screens all over D.C. counting down to 12 noon, January 20th. And then shoot off Hillary's cancelled NYC fireworks at the moment of truth.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at December 30, 2016 08:02 PM (/28sZ)

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at December 31, 2016 12:17 AM (mpXpK)

887 well I am not Milo But I got suspended from Twitter. NOw if I knew what I did too achievethat I would tell you, But No clue

Posted by: Evilpens at December 31, 2016 03:49 AM (y3aQB)

888 I live in Greenville, MS (#29) and I have black people who work for me that said the next day that they knew this was fake because the church was in the 'hood" and everyone there would have seen a white person sticking out like a sore thumb.

Posted by: Doc Jean at December 31, 2016 08:27 AM (kOgAy)

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