July 30, 2015

Wreckage of Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370 Washes Up On Reunion Island, 4500 Miles From Where Expected to be Found
— Ace

One part of the mystery is now over, but the rest of it remains.

American investigators tell The New York Times that a part of an airplane found washed up on a beach on the Indian Ocean island of Réunion is from a Boeing 777. "A person familiar with the matter" tells Reuters the part was almost certainly from a 777.

This can only be MH370....

The piece of debris is part of a wing and probably a control surface from that wing. Control surfaces are among the most likely part of airplane wreckage to survive for a long while as flotsam...

Why is it so far from where the experts involved in the search had predicted the wreckage would show up? The Australian authorities leading the search for Flight 370 said last fall that they were working on a drift model to accurately plot where wreckage might first show up. Their prediction: the southern coast of Sumatra--4,500 miles away from Reunion.

Don "Black Hole" Lemon Hardest Hit

There's more there, about the possible reasons why Computer Modeling failed to predict its drift.

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1 Mann publishes a paper linking the drift discrepancy to where global warming has been hiding in 3..2..1..

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at July 30, 2015 08:14 AM (i+7ni)

2 Maybe teeth were involved.

Posted by: Don "Party" Lemon at July 30, 2015 08:15 AM (zHvpi)

3 Global warming current changes caused the model to fail.

Posted by: dogfish at July 30, 2015 08:16 AM (jWtyG)

4 I see the lead off batter also used a GW joke. Well done.

Posted by: dogfish at July 30, 2015 08:17 AM (jWtyG)

5

There's more there, about the possible reasons why Computer Modeling failed to predict its drift.

 

 

You're just trolling us, aren't you?

Posted by: Climate "Scientists" at July 30, 2015 08:17 AM (JtwS4)

6 What difference, at this point, does it make??11!!11!!!?//????!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 30, 2015 08:18 AM (HSmrB)

7 So we can assume the global warming models for receding glaciers are accurate. Plus or minus 4500 miles.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 30, 2015 08:19 AM (zauWW)

8 the possible reasons why Computer Modeling failed to predict its drift. Nice jab at the Global Warming hysterics, Ace!

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 08:19 AM (jBuUi)

9 If you drive 4500 miles to shoot down a 777 you have serious mental issues.

Posted by: SpongeBobMooMoo at July 30, 2015 08:20 AM (zauWW)

10 Their prediction: the southern coast of Sumatra--4,500 miles away from Reunion. Top contender for the 2015 Oopsies Award?

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at July 30, 2015 08:21 AM (om5+S)

11 There's more there, about the possible reasons why Computer Modeling failed to predict its drift. Magic shape shifting Jews?

Posted by: wooga at July 30, 2015 08:21 AM (zHvpi)

12 Side note: Reunion is a beautiful vacation spot! Thanks to their four centuries of colonizing around the world, the French to this day have dibs on some of the best vacation destinations. Slave colony, beach resort -- at this point what difference does it make???

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 08:21 AM (jBuUi)

13 So I imagine CNN is 24/7 this and the lion then?

Posted by: brak at July 30, 2015 08:21 AM (Tj+s6)

14 Dr Palmer shot the plane out of the air so he could mount a wing on his mantle!!!!

Posted by: Ncj at July 30, 2015 08:22 AM (NABCa)

15 The deep ocean heat  did it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2015 08:22 AM (JO9+V)

16 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at July 30, 2015 08:23 AM (om5+S)

17 If the airplane didn't come down in exactly the place in the Indian they thought that could explain the drift being off.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 08:23 AM (LA7Cm)

18 When computer models fail, it is because the mathematical model loaded into it is wrong. Very simple, really.

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 08:24 AM (xWW96)

19 Anthropogenic Current Reversal will kill us all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2015 08:24 AM (8ZskC)

20 At least this should take the lion out of the news...

Posted by: donna at July 30, 2015 08:25 AM (hUdMz)

21 Don "Black Hole" Lemon Hardest Hit It could still have been swallowed by a black hole! It was just finally spit back out!

Posted by: Don Lemon - Deep Thinker at July 30, 2015 08:25 AM (zt+N6)

22 The Global Warming assumptions have drifted far off course. One must assume that the proponents thereof have been Lion the whole time. This is a problem that a real ethical scientist could really sink his teeth into. In fact, the mane problem was probably caused by a dentist moonlighting as a climatologist, and poaching bad data from his fellow warmists. In other words, it's Bush's fault. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2015 08:25 AM (7x4lH)

23 Did they find any pieces of a Lockheed Vega?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2015 08:25 AM (8ZskC)

24 They assumed it went down in the Indian Ocean Dot not Feather Understandable

Posted by: Ncj at July 30, 2015 08:25 AM (3f8gu)

25 Just wondering how they will tie this to the Republicans....

Posted by: donna at July 30, 2015 08:25 AM (hUdMz)

26 One money saving thing about the fucking lion is that I now know UNICEF can live without my charity.

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 08:26 AM (xWW96)

27 They have a suitcase, too. But it looks too good to have been in the ocean for this long.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 30, 2015 08:26 AM (iQIUe)

28 Don "Black Hole" Lemon Hardest Hit. ----- Dammit Ace..... now you went and did it. Im pretty sure that's somehow racist.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 30, 2015 08:26 AM (8XRCm)

29 If the airplane didn't come down in exactly the place in the Indian they thought that could explain the drift being off. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 01:23 PM (LA7Cm) ------------------------------ Indian? Damn it,, we thought they said Indiana...

Posted by: Search and Rescue Team at July 30, 2015 08:26 AM (HSmrB)

30 19 Anthropogenic Current Reversal will kill us all. Posted by: Cicero You say that as a joke, but the Hysterics in reality claim this very thing as one of the disasters awaiting us due to the Global Warmening: When the oceans heat up, the currents will change, affecting weather patterns, hurting economies, and driving dusky maidens into sex trafficking!

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 08:26 AM (jBuUi)

31 I bet the crash hit the ocean somewhere.

Posted by: MISTER Guesswork at July 30, 2015 08:27 AM (LlQKJ)

32 28 Don "Black Hole" Lemon Hardest Hit. ----------------- Which hole?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2015 08:27 AM (QyBQv)

33 The computer model was run on a Commodore 64.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2015 08:27 AM (8ZskC)

34 Why is my hash changing every post? Stupid hamsters

Posted by: Ncj at July 30, 2015 08:27 AM (3f8gu)

35 The Australian authorities leading the search for Flight 370 said last fall that they were working on a drift model to accurately plot where wreckage might first show up. Their prediction: the southern coast of Sumatra--4,500 miles away from Reunion. That's all! Get these guys on climate science, stat!

Posted by: National Science Foundation at July 30, 2015 08:27 AM (b65cm)

36 They still claim it is a big mystery as to what happened but we all know it was muslim. So, 2 big airliners brought down - one by ruskie terrroists and the other by a muslim terrorist.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 30, 2015 08:27 AM (iQIUe)

37 I shot an arrow in the air....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 08:27 AM (9mTYi)

38 Well, because it actually went down in a different place than their model assumed.

Posted by: Ferret Protection League at July 30, 2015 08:27 AM (RD7QR)

39 >>>>>>>>>> driving dusky maidens into sex trafficking! Yay!!!! I mean, what's so bad about that?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2015 08:28 AM (QyBQv)

40 When the oceans heat up, the currents will change, affecting weather patterns, hurting economies, and driving dusky maidens into sex trafficking! Climate Change -- Is there anything it CAN'T do?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2015 08:28 AM (8ZskC)

41 I hear that inside the newly found wreckage was software code apparently intended to hack the Planned Parenthood website. And a 13 gallon bag of cat nip.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice [/i] at July 30, 2015 08:29 AM (VPLuQ)

42 They're in league with the Great Old Ones and didn't want the plane found prematurely.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 08:29 AM (2Ojst)

43 Models?  They're letting models look for these planes?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 30, 2015 08:29 AM (oVJmc)

44 Any signs of U.S. Navy Flight 19?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2015 08:29 AM (JO9+V)

45 Funny. Yesterday we were dreaming about all kinds Earth-like planets and aliens, today we're hit in the face with the reality that we cannot even find a missing jumbo jet airline carrying hundreds of souls.

Posted by: Soothsayer II, twelve-time Top Commenter at July 30, 2015 08:30 AM (e0fQD)

46 25. Easy They were drinking tea when it went down Therefore the Tea Party Therefore Republicans And like Jim said earlier.....Bush!!!!11!!

Posted by: Ncj at July 30, 2015 08:30 AM (NABCa)

47 I warned you those big cats didn't like to fly.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 30, 2015 08:30 AM (zauWW)

48 It's the ocean's fault. Computer models are never wrong.

Posted by: West at July 30, 2015 08:30 AM (1Rgee)

49 Did the PLANE move, or did the ISLAND????


HMMMMMMMMMMMM....

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 30, 2015 08:30 AM (oVJmc)

50 So I imagine CNN is 24/7 this and the lion then? You forgot The Donald.

Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2015 08:30 AM (MDgS8)

51 15 The Deep....
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2015 01:22 PM (JO9+V)

That is as far as I got into your comment before my mind wandered off to Jacqueline Bisset
in a white T shirt.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 30, 2015 08:30 AM (81UWZ)

52 Models? They're letting models look for these planes? Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 30, 2015 01:29 PM (oVJmc) ---------------------- ?

Posted by: Search and Rescue Team at July 30, 2015 08:30 AM (HSmrB)

53 There is a city the called "Le Tampon." heheheheh

Posted by: dIb at July 30, 2015 08:31 AM (HYAmq)

54 Dusky Maidens going into sex trafficking is good for socialist fetal organ business. The Nazis must be rotating in their graves over missing out on the lucrative trade in lightly used body parts.

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 08:31 AM (xWW96)

55 and driving dusky maidens into sex trafficking! Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 01:26 PM (jBuUi) You say that like it's a BAD thing...

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 30, 2015 08:31 AM (RD7QR)

56 You know what's between Australia and Reuinion Island? About 5000 miles of nothing but deep blue.

Posted by: Johnny Cash at July 30, 2015 08:31 AM (39g3+)

57 39 >>>>>>>>>> driving dusky maidens into sex trafficking! Yay!!!! I mean, what's so bad about that? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian According to Amnesty International: Nothing at all! http://tinyurl.com/ow5jsz3 "The human rights group (AI) next month in Dublin, Ireland, will consider a new policy that calls for the global decriminalization of sex trafficking."

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 08:31 AM (jBuUi)

58

According to investigators from The National Transportation Safety Board, Flight MH370 is now believed to have been shot down by a dentist.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 30, 2015 08:31 AM (kdS6q)

59 "but we all know it was muslim.." If I had to place money I'd say it was the pilot. The co-pilot seemed to have his shit together.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 08:31 AM (LA7Cm)

60 Hoe the hell does a guy shooting a lion become this big?

Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2015 08:31 AM (MDgS8)

61
Models? They're letting models look for these planes?


We feel we're getting very close.

Posted by: Derek Zoolander at July 30, 2015 08:31 AM (oVJmc)

62 The other end of the wormhole opened at Reunion Island.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 30, 2015 08:31 AM (W5DcG)

63 Did they find any pieces of a Lockheed Vega?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2015 01:25 PM (8ZskC)



Did you mean a Lockheed Electra?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2015 08:31 AM (JO9+V)

64 According to investigators from The National Transportation Safety Board, Flight MH370 is now believed to have been shot down by a dentist. With the aid of Donald trump...

Posted by: donna at July 30, 2015 08:32 AM (hUdMz)

65 Hey we're just looking to branch out, open new business ventures, etc.

Posted by: Amnesty International at July 30, 2015 08:32 AM (HstNY)

66 Hoe the hell does a guy shooting a lion become this big? Vitamins

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 30, 2015 08:32 AM (W5DcG)

67 Why might computer models fail? Let's let Alasdair MacIntyre tell us from 1975: To understand perfectly the behavior of a given hurricane, we would need to have perfect understanding of the polar ice cap and the gulf stream. But these, too, are particulars interacting with their larger environments, which include among other things the very hurricane we wish to understand. ... In short, perfect knowledge of that one particular hurricane is unavailable except under conditions of omniscience.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst[/i] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2015 08:33 AM (tM4uk)

68 Hey, what's sumatra wit choo?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2015 08:33 AM (NeFrd)

69 dusky models . . . . or musky models.???? There IS a difference..

Posted by: fixerupper at July 30, 2015 08:33 AM (8XRCm)

70 I wouldn't mind sexing a dusky maiden...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 08:33 AM (2Ojst)

71 Which rich white guy are we supposed to be outraged at on Facebook for this?

Posted by: joe at July 30, 2015 08:33 AM (+Xox3)

72 "34 Why is my hash changing every post? Stupid hamsters" 'Cause your router is rebooting. Or your link is flaky. Or both.

Posted by: West at July 30, 2015 08:33 AM (1Rgee)

73 66 Hoe the hell does a guy shooting a lion become this big? Distraction....

Posted by: donna at July 30, 2015 08:33 AM (hUdMz)

74 "The human rights group (AI) next month in Dublin, Ireland, will consider a new policy that calls for the global decriminalization of sex trafficking." Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 01:31 PM (jBuUi Shit, even Snark is becoming reality

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2015 08:33 AM (n6Nt0)

75 "You know what's between Australia and Reuinion Island? About 5000 miles of nothing but deep blue." Just about the loneliest place on the face of the Earth. I'm actually surprised it turned up this soon. I was expecting something more like wreckage being found by accident in 10 years or so.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 08:33 AM (LA7Cm)

76 Why not work backwards and based on the drift models determine where the plane would have had to go down? Would that location be possible ?

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 30, 2015 08:33 AM (p/8Bt)

77 When computer models fail, it is because the mathematical model loaded into it is wrong. Very simple, really. Don't try to explain the differences between analog & digital modeling to a Climate Change fanatic. Wastes your time & irritates the pig...

Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at July 30, 2015 08:33 AM (qOsoH)

78 68 Hey, what's sumatra wit choo? Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2015 01:33 PM (NeFrd) Kenya be a little more specific?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 08:34 AM (2Ojst)

79 Which rich white guy are we supposed to be outraged at on Facebook for this?

All of them.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 30, 2015 08:34 AM (oVJmc)

80 With the aid of Donald trump... Posted by: donna at July 30, 2015 01:32 PM (hUdMz) .................. Sounds about right...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 30, 2015 08:34 AM (HSmrB)

81 The wreckage has drifted to Reunion in order to conceal the joint Illuminati - Greys secret invasion base. The airliner obviously blundered within the security zone about the base and was brought down, the wreckage moved to conceal the location of the atrocity. My hat size is a 7 and 1/4 Reynolds Wrap.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sound Less Rage-Crazy, Get Quality Euphemisms at the Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2015 08:34 AM (hLRSq)

82 Did you mean a Lockheed Electra? Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2015 01:31 PM (JO My editor should have caught that. She's fired.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2015 08:34 AM (8ZskC)

83 "Kenya be a little more specific?" Canada you two knock it off?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 08:35 AM (LA7Cm)

84 Hey, what's sumatra wit choo? Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2015 01:33 PM (NeFrd) Kenya be a little more specific? Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 01:34 PM (2Ojst) ----- Somebody kicked him InDaKneesYa know???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 30, 2015 08:35 AM (8XRCm)

85 Shit, even Snark is becoming reality Posted by: Misanthropic -------------- Every day. I'm beginning to feel like Alice in Wonderland.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 08:35 AM (9mTYi)

86 Every day. I'm beginning to feel like Alice in Wonderland. One pill makes You larger....

Posted by: donna at July 30, 2015 08:35 AM (hUdMz)

87 At least this should take the lion out of the news...

Posted by: donna at July 30, 2015 01:25 PM (hUdMz)


Ohhh, how you underestimate us, at your own peril...

Posted by: CNN, talking about malaysian airplane hile cecil news scrolls at bottom at July 30, 2015 08:36 AM (hvf9s)

88 48 It's the ocean's fault. Computer models are never wrong. Posted by: West at July 30, 2015 01:30 PM (1Rgee) If the data contradicts the hypothesis, reject the data.

Posted by: National (Social) Science Foundation at July 30, 2015 08:36 AM (b65cm)

89 Maybe the plane didn't want to stop for a routine air traffic stop and it got taken out by a MILITARIZED THUG COPS!!!!!11!!

Posted by: Ncj at July 30, 2015 08:36 AM (NABCa)

90 Do you want one lump or two?

Posted by: Dentist at July 30, 2015 08:36 AM (p/8Bt)

91 MILITARIZED THUG COPS!!!!!11!! Posted by: Ncj at July 30, 2015 01:36 PM (NABCa) You forgot "White."

Posted by: donna at July 30, 2015 08:37 AM (hUdMz)

92 But I would float five tow-zand miles and ah-I would float fife tow-zen more Jes ta be the plane what floats five tow-zon miles to fall down at your door

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 30, 2015 08:37 AM (3ZtZW)

93 Im a little supprised we havent moved on to the cop shooting and indictment in Cincinnati for a *real* full blown blog civil war.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 30, 2015 08:37 AM (8XRCm)

94 computer model = 'Where In the World Is Carmen Sandiego?' crossed with 'Microsoft Flight Simulator' on a 486 SX

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 30, 2015 08:37 AM (oVJmc)

95 Why not work backwards and based on the drift models determine where the plane would have had to go down? Would that location be possible ?

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 30, 2015 01:33 PM (p/8Bt)



As near  as we can tell, that would be somewhere near the Aleutian islands

Posted by: Drift Model Experts at July 30, 2015 08:37 AM (JO9+V)

96 Reunion is about 1000 square miles...........but has over 800k inhabitants. Damn.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 08:37 AM (LA7Cm)

97 One pill makes You larger.... Posted by: donna at July 30, 2015 01:35 PM (hUdMz) Viagra?

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 08:37 AM (xWW96)

98 67 Why might computer models fail? Let's let Alasdair MacIntyre tell us from 1975 ------ Let me shorten it for you, If you aint God you don't know shit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2015 08:37 AM (n6Nt0)

99 89 Maybe the plane didn't want to stop for a routine air traffic stop and it got taken out by a MILITARIZED THUG COPS!!!!!11!! Posted by: Ncj at July 30, 2015 01:36 PM (NABCa) Well it was a plane full of darker-skinned people, so I wouldn't be surprised.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 08:38 AM (2Ojst)

100 93 Im a little supprised we havent moved on to the cop shooting and indictment in Cincinnati for a *real* full blown blog civil war. Oh, they're hitting that one pretty hard, make no mistake...

Posted by: donna at July 30, 2015 08:38 AM (hUdMz)

101 Hector is in the Cecil thread showing us his witty banter. YAY!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 30, 2015 08:38 AM (fWAjv)

102 "Dusky maidens" USA it like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Feh at July 30, 2015 08:38 AM (ef0s9)

103 54 Dusky Maidens going into sex trafficking is good for socialist fetal organ business. The Nazis must be rotating in their graves over missing out on the lucrative trade in lightly used body parts. You think that PP got their ideas on harvesting parts out of thin air? Dr. Mengele is smiling up from Hell.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at July 30, 2015 08:38 AM (KUNWw)

104 How the hell does a guy shooting a lion become this big? Because the feline patriarchy runs the media, man! #black&whitelivesmatter

Posted by: zebra widow at July 30, 2015 08:38 AM (kivUY)

105

"Kenya be a little more specific?"

Iran away from puns like these before.

But running makes me want some Turkey. Too much Greece tho.

Posted by: Horse at July 30, 2015 08:38 AM (jtStN)

106 Looks like the motherf**kin' snakes finally won one.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 30, 2015 08:38 AM (b65cm)

107 Oh, they're hitting that one pretty hard, make no mistake... Posted by: donna at July 30, 2015 01:38 PM (hUdMz) --- I know.... but not here at the AoSHQ.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 30, 2015 08:38 AM (8XRCm)

108 Conservatives are vile, vicious evil cretins who are the servants of Lucifer on this Earth. Their celebration over the death of Cecil the lion shows their dark soul. God will punish Conservatives for their evil.

Posted by: Cecil at July 30, 2015 08:38 AM (p8OJv)

109 89 Maybe the plane didn't want to stop for a routine air traffic stop and it got taken out by a MILITARIZED THUG COPS!!!!!11!! Posted by: Ncj at July 30, 2015 01:36 PM (NABCa) Shooting at dogs and Jay Cutler targets

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2015 08:39 AM (n6Nt0)

110 You guys should see my reindeer mount.

Posted by: Herbie The Dentist at July 30, 2015 08:39 AM (cYXYO)

111 Did they find any pieces of a Lockheed Vega? Posted by: Cicero Try and find pieces of a Chevy Vega. Specifically the right rear taillight from a '71.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at July 30, 2015 08:39 AM (om5+S)

112 One pill makes You larger....


That would be Enzyte . . .

Posted by: Smiling Bob at July 30, 2015 08:39 AM (JO9+V)

113 93. The cop wasn't wearing camis or driving an MRAP

Posted by: Ncj at July 30, 2015 08:39 AM (NABCa)

114 @104 You conservatives made it a big story by celebrating the death of Cecil. Once again you have shown your lack of humanity and evil nature.

Posted by: Cecil at July 30, 2015 08:40 AM (p8OJv)

115 In many ways this is the story of barak obama.

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at July 30, 2015 08:40 AM (ucB75)

116 "Why not work backwards and based on the drift models determine where the plane would have had to go down? Would that location be possible ? " If you look at a map of Indian Ocean currents it looks like the airplane went down further west and north of where they thought. That current would take the wreckage right where it's turned up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 08:40 AM (LA7Cm)

117 "As near as we can tell, that would be somewhere near the Aleutian islands" Gonna try to blame us, aren't you?

Posted by: Japanese Zero Pilot what crashed in Aleutians at July 30, 2015 08:40 AM (VPLuQ)

118 So, I suppose they'll just wait for more debris and trace it back a ways? Or just say, "Well, lobsters," shrug and just send everyone an empty casket?

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 30, 2015 08:40 AM (LlQKJ)

119 Looks like the motherf**kin' snakes finally won one. Posted by: AmishDude at July 30, 2015 01:38 PM (b65cm)

Yessssssssss. Next up, Ireland!

Posted by: The snakessssss at July 30, 2015 08:40 AM (hvf9s)

120 Conservatives are the spawns of Lucifers.

Posted by: Cecil at July 30, 2015 08:41 AM (p8OJv)

121 110 You guys should see my reindeer mount. Posted by: Herbie The Dentist at July 30, 2015 01:39 PM (cYXYO) Don't tell me....it has a red nose that glows.....

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 08:41 AM (xWW96)

122 That current would take the wreckage right where it's turned up. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 01:40 PM ( Exactly

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2015 08:41 AM (n6Nt0)

123 ... driving dusky maidens into sex trafficking! Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 01:26 PM (jBuUi) *And Bill Clinton runs outside to light another tire pile on fire*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sound Less Rage-Crazy, Get Quality Euphemisms at the Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2015 08:41 AM (hLRSq)

124 You guys should see my reindeer mount. Who?

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at July 30, 2015 08:41 AM (om5+S)

125 "Iran away from puns like these before." Norway you're getting away with that one.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 08:41 AM (LA7Cm)

126 Great. Shitstain found his way here.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 30, 2015 08:42 AM (fWAjv)

127 Well, I guess CNN has their programming until Labor day. Not that anyone will see it. The Slap Chop infomercial reruns have higher ratings. Oh well, by for now morons. Gotta do some work.

Posted by: Timon at July 30, 2015 08:42 AM (ZDJwC)

128 The plane was ripped to pieces a long time ago. No resale value.

Posted by: PP at July 30, 2015 08:42 AM (ef0s9)

129 Dammit, why couldn't I have been the one to drop hammer on that fucking old cat? Shit.

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 08:42 AM (xWW96)

130 I'm beginning to feel like Alice in Wonderland. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 01:35 PM (9mTYi) **** First step towards an ESPY award in courage.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2015 08:42 AM (NeFrd)

131 Why not work backwards and based on the drift models determine where the plane would have had to go down? Would that location be possible ? ------ You cannot predict the micro eddys and currents. Ever been fishing and dropp two bobbers into the lake close to each other. They NEVER end up in the same place. If you cant predit two bobbers in 100 sqr feet of lake.... you certainly aint predicting in an ocean covering half the planet.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 30, 2015 08:42 AM (8XRCm)

132 Hey. What's that Servian guy doing with the bucket of lube?

Posted by: zebra widow at July 30, 2015 08:42 AM (kivUY)

133 >>>>Hoe the hell does a guy shooting a lion become this big?
.
.
.A very timely and welcome distraction from PP torturing, butchering and selling babies and parts of babies is how. 

Works for us.

Posted by: The MSM at July 30, 2015 08:43 AM (iONHu)

134 "Climate Change -- Is there anything it CAN'T do?"

DoD Quislings just published more nonsense on how "Climate Change" is a national security threat.  Just as with Obama's exhortation to the Coasties about the climate "refugee" problem.  As if it was too difficult for hundreds of thousands of third worlders to lie their way into America on bogus refugee claims as is.

As for the security threat of ICE's Million Mohammed March over our borders, DoD says "meh." 

The idiocy of "settled science" and our government's lawless immigration policy are the only "security threat" presented by "Climate Change."

DoD identifies DoD policymakers as threat to national security?  Not holding my breath for that.



Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at July 30, 2015 08:43 AM (i+7ni)

135 .A very timely and welcome distraction from PP torturing, butchering and selling babies and parts of babies is how. Works for us Exactly...

Posted by: donna at July 30, 2015 08:43 AM (hUdMz)

136 What's that Servian guy doing with the bucket of lube? ---------- Almost shift change!

Posted by: 7-11 Glory Hole at July 30, 2015 08:43 AM (HstNY)

137 96 Reunion is about 1000 square miles...........but has over 800k inhabitants. Damn. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 01:37 PM (LA7Cm) Yow. Dense cities? Because the island proper looks like rainforest.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 30, 2015 08:44 AM (RD7QR)

138 So we've narrowed the debris field to approximately 93 million miles from the Sun.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 30, 2015 08:44 AM (oVJmc)

139 Uruguay, Hector.

Posted by: zebra widow at July 30, 2015 08:44 AM (kivUY)

140 I may be the only human that never cared a whit about the airline disappearing, aside from it being tragic.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 30, 2015 08:44 AM (uVmqw)

141 You sheeple! The "passenger" plane exploded because the chemicals used in making chemtrails are DANGEROUS!!!!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac with a spray bottle of vinegar at July 30, 2015 08:45 AM (Z7G74)

142 120 This has to be a sock, right? No one can be this dense in reality, right?

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 30, 2015 08:45 AM (LlQKJ)

143 I am planning a safari next summer. Hope I can find Cecil's slightly younger brother. Never thumped a lion, never wanted to, but leftard outrage compels me to desire same.

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 08:45 AM (xWW96)

144 "Iran away from puns like these before." Norway you're getting away with that one. Iraq my brains and Iraq my brains and I got nothing.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at July 30, 2015 08:45 AM (om5+S)

145 I shot an arrow in the air.... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 01:27 PM (9mTYi) Same here! And look what happened!

Posted by: The Dentist[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2015 08:45 AM (oKE6c)

146 Annddddd..... right on cue.... American Fish and Wildlife Division of the US Federal Government just announced they are investigating the Dentist who shot the Lion... For conspiracy to bypass US Law on illegal hunting... Because here... EVERYTHING in the world is against some US Law...

Posted by: BB Wolf at July 30, 2015 08:45 AM (qh617)

147
This has to be a sock, right? No one can be this dense in reality, right?


Not since they banned lead paint.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 30, 2015 08:46 AM (oVJmc)

148 Hey Cecil, circle of life, etc.

Posted by: Feh at July 30, 2015 08:46 AM (ef0s9)

149 140. Not the only one IIRC, I slept well that day, plane crash guilt free

Posted by: Ncj at July 30, 2015 08:47 AM (3f8gu)

150 145 I shot an arrow in the air.... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 01:27 PM (9mTYi) Same here! And look what happened! Posted by: The Dentist at July 30, 2015 01:45 PM (oKE6c) Yeah.... F'r..... I could have been a Hero, except I took that arrow to the knee...

Posted by: Meme ON! at July 30, 2015 08:47 AM (qh617)

151

"Norway you're getting away with that one."

These puns cause me so much Spain.

Posted by: Horse at July 30, 2015 08:47 AM (jtStN)

152 Bigfoot did it in the study with global warming.

Posted by: Killerdog at July 30, 2015 08:47 AM (oBJPd)

153 Reunion Island and it feels so good!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2015 08:47 AM (NeFrd)

154 So we've narrowed the debris field to approximately 93 million miles from the Sun." But in which direction??

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice [/i] at July 30, 2015 08:47 AM (VPLuQ)

155 According to Amnesty International: Nothing at all!

http://tinyurl.com/ow5jsz3

"The human rights group (AI) next month in Dublin, Ireland, will consider a new policy that calls for the global decriminalization of sex trafficking."

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 01:31 PM (jBuUi)

 

Wow.  Just... wow.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 30, 2015 08:47 AM (OiH3z)

156 125 "Iran away from puns like these before." Norway you're getting away with that one. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 01:41 PM (LA7Cm) Look, you go Uruguay and I'll go mine.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 08:48 AM (2Ojst)

157 >>> Iraq my brains and Iraq my brains and I got nothing. Egypt us!

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 30, 2015 08:48 AM (3ZtZW)

158 Someday, I pray I can drop a Sasquatch and a Yeti. They would look soooo cool hanging above my bed.

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 08:48 AM (xWW96)

159 Hope I can find Cecil's slightly younger brother. ------------------ Nigel..., I'm pretty sure it's 'Nigel'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 08:48 AM (9mTYi)

160 So we've narrowed the debris field to approximately 93 million miles from the Sun." But in which direction?? Yes.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at July 30, 2015 08:48 AM (om5+S)

161 I'm Ghana be sick if these puns continue.

Posted by: Horse at July 30, 2015 08:49 AM (jtStN)

162 She ordered a Tesla but when she got to the rental place she was so Mad, a gas car.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2015 08:49 AM (JtwS4)

163 Someday, I pray I can drop a Sasquatch and a Yeti. They would look soooo cool hanging above my bed. Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 01:48 PM (xWW96) ----- Pretty sure she and her motherinlaw have secret service protection for life..... Good luck with that....

Posted by: fixerupper at July 30, 2015 08:49 AM (8XRCm)

164 Ceylon, everyone. I've gotta go for now.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at July 30, 2015 08:49 AM (kivUY)

165 Don't jump to any rash conclusions. First we need to take a survey of scientists. If 97% say it was found at Sumatra, then the models will be vindicated.

Posted by: Michael E. Mann at July 30, 2015 08:49 AM (E5UB0)

166 161 I'm Ghana be sick if these puns continue. Posted by: Horse at July 30, 2015 01:49 PM (jtStN) We could vote on it, but last time we had problems with hanging Chad.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 08:49 AM (2Ojst)

167 Someday, I pray I can drop a Sasquatch Enjoy your visit from the Secret Service.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2015 08:50 AM (oKE6c)

168 >>> I'm Ghana be sick if these puns continue. Siam too

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 30, 2015 08:50 AM (3ZtZW)

169 "Yow. Dense cities?" I dunno. Biggest town is about 150k. Just seems way out of whack for an island that size.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 08:50 AM (LA7Cm)

170 I'm Ghana be sick if these puns continue. Posted by: Horse at July 30, 2015 01:49 PM (jtStN) ---- You puke and youll clean up your own Messopotamia..

Posted by: fixerupper at July 30, 2015 08:50 AM (8XRCm)

171 170 I'm Ghana be sick if these puns continue. Posted by: Horse at July 30, 2015 01:49 PM (jtStN) ---- You puke and youll clean up your own Messopotamia.. Posted by: fixerupper at July 30, 2015 01:50 PM (8XRCm) You had to go there? Syriasly?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 08:51 AM (2Ojst)

172 Obviously, global warming has increased continental drift by a magnitude of 67000%.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 30, 2015 08:51 AM (oVJmc)

173 Dusky maidens are all about Djibouti.

Posted by: Feh at July 30, 2015 08:51 AM (EUPoD)

174 @142 Conservatives are minions of the devil, you are evil and need to be defeated.

Posted by: Cecil at July 30, 2015 08:51 AM (p8OJv)

175 I'm Ghana be sick if these puns continue. Posted by: Horse at July 30, 2015 01:49 PM (jtStN) I'm Russian to get mine in before the thread gets willowed.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2015 08:51 AM (oKE6c)

176

"You puke and youll clean up your own Messopotamia."

Oman you are so mean.

Posted by: Horse at July 30, 2015 08:52 AM (jtStN)

177 Out of here... Going to lunch for My Birthday.... You all be good!

Posted by: donna at July 30, 2015 08:52 AM (hUdMz)

178 I hate to deprive the Horde of my presence, especially in such a puntiful thread, but my boss's boss's boss is here.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 30, 2015 08:52 AM (VAsIq)

179 "I'm Ghana be sick if these puns continue. " I Belize that's a dare.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 08:52 AM (LA7Cm)

180 Nigel..., I'm pretty sure it's 'Nigel' **** Some people call him Maurice.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2015 08:52 AM (NeFrd)

181 Hoe the hell does a guy shooting a lion become this big? Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2015 01:31 PM (MDgS To keep the PP story from getting this big.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 30, 2015 08:52 AM (C278+)

182 It's just a piece that the UFO dropped as it was breaking atmosphere. Some little grey heads are gonna roll over this!

Posted by: obiwangoon at July 30, 2015 08:52 AM (gy5kE)

183 158 Someday, I pray I can drop a Sasquatch and a Yeti. They would look soooo cool hanging above my bed. Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 01:48 PM (xWW96) Be looking over your shoulder for the Secret Service maddogg.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 30, 2015 08:52 AM (fWAjv)

184 Hector, somewhere a dick is missing it's head.

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 08:52 AM (xWW96)

185 Tijuana dance, baby hold my hand....

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 30, 2015 08:52 AM (3ZtZW)

186 I dunno. Biggest town is about 150k. Just seems way out of whack for an island that size. Posted by: Ricardo ------ That fcukers gonna tip over...

Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 30, 2015 08:52 AM (9mTYi)

187 Cuckservatives are onions of the double, yew are emus and knee to be three-feeted.

Posted by: Sheshul at July 30, 2015 08:53 AM (oVJmc)

188 @143 You are real tough guy going after an animal. You are pussy and bitch ass punk.

Posted by: Cecil at July 30, 2015 08:53 AM (p8OJv)

189 So this narrows the location down to...the Indian Ocean?

Posted by: tu3031 at July 30, 2015 08:53 AM (YFFpo)

190 Zombie, tell me that's a typo.  They're calling for global "criminalization," right?

Otherwise, what - human rights mean nothing if Saudi sheikhs can't sodomize 11 year olds conveniently anywhere on the planet?

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at July 30, 2015 08:53 AM (i+7ni)

191 Someday, I pray I can drop a Sasquatch and a Yeti. They would look soooo cool hanging above my bed. Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 01:48 PM (xWW96) -------------------- Trust me,, those are never cool any where near your bed...

Posted by: Barry Obama at July 30, 2015 08:53 AM (HSmrB)

192 Conservatives are minions of the devil, you are evil and need to be defeated. Awwwww. Minions are cute. The movie is raking in the cash.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 30, 2015 08:54 AM (fWAjv)

193 179 "I'm Ghana be sick if these puns continue. " I Belize that's a dare. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 01:52 PM (LA7Cm) Maybe, but that's Niger here nor there.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 08:54 AM (2Ojst)

194 Some people call him Maurice. Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2015 01:52 PM (NeFrd) ---- Cause he speaks on the pompitous of love??

Posted by: fixerupper at July 30, 2015 08:54 AM (8XRCm)

195 Tell us about killing women and children in the Serbian Speshul Forces, Hector.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 30, 2015 08:54 AM (oVJmc)

196 Posted by: Cecil at July 30, 2015 01:53 PM (p8OJv) You ever meed me in person you sniveling little cocksucking cunt we will find out who is the bitch.

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 08:54 AM (xWW96)

197 "Oman you are so mean. " I know. He's a bit Chile.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 08:54 AM (LA7Cm)

198 The day will come when the score will be settled with conservatives. I would love to see how tough they are in real life. Every conservative I met is some washed up over 55 fat balding welfare bum.

Posted by: Cecil at July 30, 2015 08:55 AM (p8OJv)

199 I'm Russian to get mine in before the thread gets willowed. As everyone Russias to their world atlas's.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at July 30, 2015 08:55 AM (om5+S)

200 It's time for a snack and your afternoon nap sweetie.

Posted by: Cecil's Mom at July 30, 2015 08:55 AM (+NPiO)

201 188 You're reading your moral compass backwards, bud.

Posted by: joe at July 30, 2015 08:55 AM (+Xox3)

202 You are real tough guy going after an animal. You are pussy and bitch ass punk. ----- You should hunt the most dangerous game.... a baby in the womb!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 30, 2015 08:55 AM (fWAjv)

203 You ever meed me in person you sniveling little cocksucking cunt we will find out who is the bitch. Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 01:54 PM (xWW96) You are bitch made you inbred vermin.

Posted by: Cecil at July 30, 2015 08:55 AM (p8OJv)

204 Anyone shooting a big cat, these days, should go back to dentistry. Use a knife, or keep on using the bow that you started with ... or go do a molar, but leave the big kittys alone! Unless you are eating cat, of course.

Posted by: goon at July 30, 2015 08:55 AM (gy5kE)

205 This comes under the heading of "It's Worse Than You Thought". Israeli intelligence is revealing a trove of information on the U.S. cave to Iran, and its (of course) incredibly distressing. One thing that may have been agreed to, for example, is that the U.S. will no longer defend our long-time allies the Kurds in Iran, Iraq and Turkey from annihilation. http://bit.ly/1fLGXW4

Posted by: MTF at July 30, 2015 08:55 AM (LISuA)

206 So the science is settled, right. Glowbull Worming caused this? http://wp.me/p8CHb-mQ4

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice [/i] at July 30, 2015 08:56 AM (VPLuQ)

207 181 Hoe the hell does a guy shooting a lion become this big? Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2015 01:31 PM (MDgS To keep the PP story from getting this big. Posted by: wrg500 at July 30, 2015 01:52 PM (C278+) Technically, from a diplomatic standpoint this is bad I'm sure concessions are being demanded and we will be more than happy to lob taxpayer money their way.

Posted by: cajun caret at July 30, 2015 08:56 AM (UZQM8)

208 @202 I don't give a fuck about abortion. Neither do conservatives care about aborted non white fetus's.

Posted by: Cecil at July 30, 2015 08:56 AM (p8OJv)

209 Israeli intelligence is revealing a trove of information on the U.S. cave to Iran, and its (of course) incredibly distressing. One thing that may have been agreed to, for example, is that the U.S. will no longer defend our long-time allies the Kurds in Iran, Iraq and Turkey from annihilation. ---------------- I did not know any of this..

Posted by: John Kerry at July 30, 2015 08:57 AM (9mTYi)

210 Hector I have stepped in wormy dog shit that was smarter than you. Smelled better too.

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 08:57 AM (xWW96)

211 Note to UN - decriminalization of the sex trade worldwide won't result in a global Amsterdam utopia for hookers.  It means criminal foreign governments will get into pimping and/or pimps will get into government.  Hookers will still be exploited, abused and enslaved - it will just be legal.

Brilliant.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at July 30, 2015 08:57 AM (i+7ni)

212 I pray for the day it will be open season on conservatives.

Posted by: Cecil at July 30, 2015 08:57 AM (p8OJv)

213

Look at me, just Gabon aimlessly.

Someone will read my posts, get mad over the waste of time, and say to themselves Egypt me.

Posted by: Horse at July 30, 2015 08:57 AM (jtStN)

214 I feel a song coming on.

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at July 30, 2015 08:57 AM (cYXYO)

215 S. will no longer defend our long-time allies the Kurds in Iran, Iraq and Turkey from annihilation. -------- Turkey's been bombing them for the past week or so I believe. Crickets.

Posted by: 7-11 Glory Hole at July 30, 2015 08:57 AM (HstNY)

216 Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at July 30, 2015 01:53 PM (i+7ni) And that's the real issue. It's sold as "A woman selling a commodity of her own free will" but there's been legalized prostitution in enough countries for long enough to show very clearly that that's *not* how it works. Sexual slavery explodes when prostitution is legalized.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2015 08:58 AM (GDulk)

217 190 Zombie, tell me that's a typo. They're calling for global "criminalization," right? Otherwise, what - human rights mean nothing if Saudi sheikhs can't sodomize 11 year olds conveniently anywhere on the planet? Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame Nope -- not a typo. Amnesty International will likely soon call for the legalization of sex trafficking. This seemingly bizarre stance has been around for a while in radical circles (see my earlier post about the Occupy movement overtly supporting child prostitution: http://pjmedia.com/zombie/2012/06/18/occupy-oakland-protests-in-favor-of-child-sex-trafficking/). The theory goes that is you make child sex-slavery legal, then there won't be as much police brutality against the sex-slaves. (??? Maybe - - see the Occupy signs for an explanation.) Looks like the radical fringe of the extreme left has now completely taken over Amnesty International.

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 08:58 AM (jBuUi)

218 Every conservative I met is some washed up over 55 fat balding welfare bum. Then who pays for the FSA?

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at July 30, 2015 08:58 AM (om5+S)

219 I pray for the day it will be open season on conservatives. Posted by: Cecil at July 30, 2015 01:57 PM (p8OJv) ---- kewl.... we shoot back. Careful what you wish for.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 30, 2015 08:58 AM (8XRCm)

220 "Look at me, just Gabon aimlessly. " You guys are Jamaican this worse.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 08:58 AM (LA7Cm)

221 212 I pray for the day it will be open season on conservatives. Posted by: Cecil at July 30, 2015 01:57 PM (p8OJv) Yeah, that will work out real good for you shithead. I hope you get your wish.

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 08:58 AM (xWW96)

222 I Canada take anymore of these puns.

Posted by: Penfold at July 30, 2015 08:58 AM (Fbt5B)

223 Gotta give Cecil points for consistency.

Posted by: John Kerry at July 30, 2015 08:59 AM (9mTYi)

224 222 I Canada take anymore of these puns. Posted by: Penfold at July 30, 2015 01:58 PM (Fbt5B) Oh, Crimea river.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 08:59 AM (2Ojst)

225 I feel a song coming on. Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at July 30, 2015 01:57 PM (cYXYO) --- If you could read my mind.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 30, 2015 08:59 AM (8XRCm)

226 "The Occupy narrative was very convoluted and can’t be coherently summarized in just a few images — in fact, they remained pretty incoherent even with all the space in the world to explain themselves — but we’ll get started with a few of their signs. This one said “End Police Terror Against Minor + Adult Sex Workers.” This is based on the Prime Directive of Occupy Oakland’s worldview: The police are mankind’s #1 enemy. Cops are invariably malevolent, and their actions always rank as “terror.”

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 08:59 AM (jBuUi)

227 Conservatives are minions of the devil, you are evil and need to be defeated. And the delta minions take up so much water.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2015 09:00 AM (oKE6c)

228 And the delta minions take up so much water. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 30, 2015 02:00 PM (oKE6c) Whoever smelt it dealt it.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 09:00 AM (2Ojst)

229 @218 The rest of America pays for the lazy conservatives and Dems on welfare. You are both a cancer on this nation that needs to be eliminated to make us great again.

Posted by: Cecil at July 30, 2015 09:00 AM (p8OJv)

230 One more pun and I'm going to Qatar a bitch .

Posted by: Dentist at July 30, 2015 09:00 AM (p/8Bt)

231 212 I pray for the day it will be open season on conservatives. I pray for the day limp wristed bitches like yourself will do something about it instead of waiting for someone with more balls than your mom to do it for you. Ok, done.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 30, 2015 09:01 AM (fWAjv)

232 Abyssinia, Turd Ferguson. Say 'hi' to your boss's boss's boss for us.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at July 30, 2015 09:01 AM (kivUY)

233 >>> You are real tough guy going after an animal. You are pussy and bitch ass punk. There was this one time when I was like 14 or so and our cat had just had kittens recently but we couldn't keep the damned things and nobody wanted them. So....had a biker friend of mine take em in a sack down to the river where craploads of people were hanging out. He was a softy, really. He made a big show out of "Imma gonna throw em!" and people were surrounding him calling him the worst names - but they all took a cat.

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 30, 2015 09:01 AM (3ZtZW)

234 143 I am planning a safari next summer. Hope I can find Cecil's slightly younger brother. Never thumped a lion, never wanted to, but leftard outrage compels me to desire same. Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 01:45 PM (xWW96) Get no argument from me. Those fuckers we willing participants in eating Christians back during Roman times.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 30, 2015 09:01 AM (Z7G74)

235 Bernie Sanders is getting some attention, which can only mean he must be succeeding a little bit. He's calling for a $15 minimum wage, but is only willing to pay campaign people $12. Interesting. http://bit.ly/1JUcdds (via Maggies Farm)

Posted by: MTF at July 30, 2015 09:01 AM (LISuA)

236 Hector, you aren't American, you are a shithead from a shitstain country where shithead is the elite.

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 09:01 AM (xWW96)

237 One more pun and I'm going to Qatar a bitch . Posted by: Dentist at July 30, 2015 02:00 PM (p/8Bt) ---- .... and Iran..... Iran so far away..... Couldnt get away.

Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at July 30, 2015 09:02 AM (8XRCm)

238 230 One more pun and I'm going to Qatar a bitch . Posted by: Dentist at July 30, 2015 02:00 PM (p/8Bt) Oh, I'm so scared. Bring it on, you Turkey!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 09:02 AM (2Ojst)

239 What was the name of the cross-eyed lion in the Disney movie? Clarence? That's who I thought all this kerfluffle was about.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2015 09:03 AM (NeFrd)

240 We're thinking of switching to lion livers and kidneys. Maybe lion wangs. Tiger john sons make a pretty penny on the Chinese medicine market. We can haz Lambos!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at July 30, 2015 09:03 AM (0cMkb)

241 I pray for the day it will be open season on conservatives. Posted by: Cecil at July 30, 2015 01:57 PM ------------------ Gee, Cecil, you know those nut cases who get busted, and then in the aftermath the things they posted online gets published?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 09:03 AM (9mTYi)

242 Were any islands tilted because of that?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 30, 2015 09:03 AM (x3GpS)

243 "The theory goes that is you make child sex-slavery legal, then there won't be as much police brutality against the sex-slaves." If child sex slavery is legal then the cases of illegal child sex slavery will drop to zero. See? That's how you lower the crime rate, not that Neanderthal lock-them-up stance of the conservative!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sound Less Rage-Crazy, Get Quality Euphemisms at the Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2015 09:03 AM (hLRSq)

244 Brave Mr. Hector sure spends a lot of time on the Internet, no?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 30, 2015 09:03 AM (oVJmc)

245 Hope they find the crew....Won Hung Lo, Sum Yung Guy, and Grasshopper. Why you no eat your vegetabooles?

Posted by: Lee Hoe Fuk at July 30, 2015 09:04 AM (D0NZx)

246 U.S. will no longer defend our long-time allies the Kurds in Iran, Iraq and Turkey from annihilation. MTF Since the Turks are now bombing the Kurks, I can believe that.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 30, 2015 09:04 AM (C278+)

247

"One more pun and I'm going to Qatar a bitch ."

That will leave a Denmark.

Posted by: Horse at July 30, 2015 09:04 AM (jtStN)

248 227. Whoa, minions of the devil That would be a great band name!!

Posted by: Ncj at July 30, 2015 09:04 AM (3f8gu)

249 What was the name of the cross-eyed lion in the Disney movie? Clarence? ---- No no no no no no. The BEAR was crossed eyed. And he wasnt in a movie. We sang about him in church. Gladly, The Cross Eyed Bear.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 30, 2015 09:04 AM (8XRCm)

250 I'd like to give  it to  Hector good and hard!  Because Enzyte!!

Posted by: Smiling Bob at July 30, 2015 09:04 AM (JO9+V)

251 Anti-Gang Division Ministry spokesman teaching the masses to commit suicide, the Legislative Yuan to protest https://goo.gl/qaFhqd I love failed translations. lol. I think a mob is overrunning the education ministry in Taiwan.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 30, 2015 09:04 AM (iQIUe)

252 Won't there be nice serial numbers stamped onto the parts inside of that wing flap, that Boeing can quickly run through their inventory control system? I'm guessing yes, but everyone, everyone, will want to use that hunk that the UFO dropped to determine from which direction the plane was attacked, so they may not want to open it up immediately. I suppose its possible that they, the grays, dragged that wing-side in the water and ripped up the trailing edge, but I'd be looking for laser scarring.

Posted by: goon at July 30, 2015 09:04 AM (gy5kE)

253 Every conservative I met is some washed up over 55 fat balding welfare bum. Hey, I am NOT over 55, jackass.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2015 09:05 AM (egLDQ)

254

"Oh, I'm so scared. Bring it on, you Turkey!"

 

I doubt he Bolivia's you.

Posted by: Horse at July 30, 2015 09:05 AM (jtStN)

255 Oman... Kenya stop with the puns already. Their popularity is Poland low.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 30, 2015 09:05 AM (fWAjv)

256 Bernie Sanders is getting some attention, which can only mean he must be succeeding a little bit. He's calling for a $15 minimum wage, but is only willing to pay campaign people $12. Interesting. http://bit.ly/1JUcdds (via Maggies Farm) Posted by: MTF at July 30, 2015 02:01 PM (LISuA) The stoner/swingers around the corner from me already have "Bernie '16" signs on their mailbox along with balloons. The same clowns who had the "somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot" sticker on their van.

Posted by: Timon at July 30, 2015 09:06 AM (ZDJwC)

257 Hector knows the squeaky wheel gets the Greece. That's what all the lube is for.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at July 30, 2015 09:06 AM (kivUY)

258 And the delta minions take up so much water. Posted by: Jay Guevara Whoever smelt it dealt it. Posted by: Insomniac Quit'cher carping.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at July 30, 2015 09:06 AM (om5+S)

259 221 212 I pray for the day it will be open season on conservatives. Posted by: Cecil at July 30, 2015 01:57 PM (p8OJv) Hahahaha!! Oh, sure that will go so well for you! Conservatives, unlike Bosnian children, can shoot back.

Posted by: Lion in DC Zoo at July 30, 2015 09:06 AM (u0lmX)

260 Is there a Horde-sourcing fundraiser to get one of these for AtC?  Because I wish to contribute.

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/211523/

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 30, 2015 09:06 AM (/kI1Q)

261 Say it was "open season on conservatives". How would you identify a conservative? Some might say "anybody who posts on a rightwing blog!" which would be you, Hector. Love to see your reaction. It'd be like in Children of the Corn when the kid was all "He wants you, too, Malachi - He wants you, too"

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 30, 2015 09:07 AM (3ZtZW)

262 Puns based on nations' names are either a blessing and/or a curse.

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 09:07 AM (jBuUi)

263

"Every conservative I met is some washed up over 55 fat balding welfare bum. "

Ummm, you were looking in a mirror.

Posted by: Horse at July 30, 2015 09:07 AM (jtStN)

264
If child sex slavery is legal then the cases of illegal child sex slavery will drop to zero.

See? That's how you lower the crime rate, not that Neanderthal lock-them-up stance of the conservative!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sound Less Rage-Crazy, Get Quality Euphemisms at the Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2015 02:03 PM (hLRSq)

 

If you make something illegal and it still goes on, then it's proof that it's all a statist plot and therefor you should legalize it again.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 30, 2015 09:07 AM (OiH3z)

265 "In the Jungle.... the mighty Jungle....The Lion sleeps Tonight." ..... to soon??

Posted by: fixerupper at July 30, 2015 09:07 AM (8XRCm)

266 And that's the real issue. It's sold as "A woman selling a commodity of her own free will" but there's been legalized prostitution in enough countries for long enough to show very clearly that that's *not* how it works. Sexual slavery explodes when prostitution is legalized. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2015 01:58 PM (GDulk) Feature, not a bug. Clinton Foundation is totes okay with this as it gives Bill access to more fresh, young strange.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 30, 2015 09:07 AM (Z7G74)

267 We're thinking of switching to lion livers and kidneys. Hold the minions, though. I have GERD.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at July 30, 2015 09:07 AM (kivUY)

268 What about the Detroit Lions?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 30, 2015 09:07 AM (W5DcG)

269 Daily Mail has a story about a family that was shot yesterday in Montana, after stopping along the road to help a motorist whose car had broken down. Both parents were killed at the scene, and the daughter is fighting for her life in the hospital. The FBI has ordered local police not to release any information about the suspect they arrested: Jesus Deniz Mendoza. Gee, wonder what it could be that Obama's FBI doesn't want the American public to know about Mr. Mendoza . . . .?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 30, 2015 09:07 AM (kGrdk)

270 Sumatra was the greatest singer of the 20th century...

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2015 09:07 AM (6/jhe)

271 Yeah enough with the puns. Let's see some Nepal !!!!

Posted by: Dentist at July 30, 2015 09:08 AM (p/8Bt)

272 These puns are making me Hungary for more.

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 30, 2015 09:08 AM (u0lmX)

273 **cough** **cough** **cough** **cough** **cough** Sorry guys..... feeling a little Flemmish today.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 30, 2015 09:09 AM (8XRCm)

274 Everyone has two elbows and Tunisia know?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2015 09:10 AM (6/jhe)

275

"Oman... Kenya stop with the puns already. Their popularity is Poland low."

 

Any Sudan stops could cause injuries. You how it is, anything can Japan when you aren't cautious.

Posted by: Horse at July 30, 2015 09:10 AM (jtStN)

276 It's 4:30 somewhere, time to Taiwan  on.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2015 09:10 AM (JO9+V)

277 Gee, wonder what it could be that Obama's FBI doesn't want the American public to know about Mr. Mendoza . . . .? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 30, 2015 02:07 PM (kGrdk) No! Let's talk some more about a damn lion getting shot.

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 30, 2015 09:10 AM (u0lmX)

278 I know Himalaya some pipe....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2015 09:10 AM (6/jhe)

279 "These puns are making me Hungary for more. " Sure, let's Polish off a few more.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 09:11 AM (LA7Cm)

280 Meryl Streep shot a lion and was nominated for an Oscar for it. Robert Redford and Michael Douglas also whacked movie lions and no one minded.

Posted by: Gerhard at July 30, 2015 09:11 AM (buEv2)

281

This seemingly bizarre stance has been around for a while in radical circles (see my earlier post about the Occupy movement overtly supporting child prostitution .
 
The theory goes that is you make child sex-slavery legal, then there won't be as much police brutality against the sex-slaves. (??? Maybe - - see the Occupy signs for an explanation.)
 
Looks like the radical fringe of the extreme left has now completely taken over Amnesty International.
 
Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 01:58 PM (jBuUi)

 

All leftism eventually becomes a desire to rape children.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 30, 2015 09:11 AM (OiH3z)

282 It's 4:30 somewhere, time to Taiwan on. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2015 02:10 PM (JO9+V) ----- Ooooo..... rottsa ruck round eye. That not a real country.

Posted by: CHICOMS EVERYWHERE at July 30, 2015 09:11 AM (8XRCm)

283 "Any Sudan stops could cause injuries. You how it is, anything can Japan when you aren't cautious. " Atlas some common sense.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 09:12 AM (LA7Cm)

284 Meryl Streep shot a lion and was nominated for an Oscar for it. ---- Worst.Movie.Ever.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 30, 2015 09:12 AM (8XRCm)

285 What about the Detroit Lions? They die every year.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 30, 2015 09:12 AM (C278+)

286 Ukraine your neck too much, Russia to the doctor...

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2015 09:12 AM (6/jhe)

287 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 30, 2015 02:07 PM (kGrdk) What's horrible is, isn't that the *exact* scenario (different race) that was Derbyshire's "talk with my child" that got him fired from everywhere?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2015 09:12 AM (GDulk)

288 No! Let's talk some more about a damn lion getting shot. Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 30, 2015 02:10 PM (u0lmX) ______________________ The killer is 18 years old. I wonder if he has a "Dreamer" amnesty permit, or if he's just a garden variety illegal who didn't even bother. Either way, it will be interesting to watch the media try to squelch coverage of this.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 30, 2015 09:12 AM (kGrdk)

289 Those puns are not German to the topic.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 30, 2015 09:13 AM (x3GpS)

290 "Russia to the doctor..." I dunno. My doctor's kind of a Laos.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 09:14 AM (LA7Cm)

291 OooooEEEEEEEE, ooooeeeooooo ooooo umbumbalayyyyy (Yes, I have that stupid Lion Sleeps at Night song in my head.)

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 30, 2015 09:14 AM (RD7QR)

292 The FBI has ordered local police not to release any information about the suspect they arrested: Jesus Deniz Mendoza. Gee, wonder what it could be that Obama's FBI doesn't want the American public to know about Mr. Mendoza . . . .? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 30, 2015 02:07 PM (kGrdk) Fresh faced 18 year old http://tinyurl.com/pnjrqct Such a fucking cherub.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 30, 2015 09:14 AM (fWAjv)

293 You guys have missed Ace's nood Swiss.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at July 30, 2015 09:14 AM (kivUY)

294 "Israeli intelligence is revealing a trove of information on the U.S. cave to Iran, and its (of course) incredibly distressing. One thing that may have been agreed to, for example, is that the U.S. will no longer defend our long-time allies the Kurds in Iran, Iraq and Turkey from annihilation."

When the original draft deal was being hammered out, critics noted that the deal came in two different drafts -- one in English, one in Farsi -- and that persons literate in both languages observed that the two different drafts said fundamentally different and incompatible things.

It's been impossible to determine from the scanty coverage so far of the actual deal whether this one suffers from the same fundamental flaw. It is apparently far more important to report in exhaustive detail about elderly lions getting knocked off by Midwestern dentists than it is to anatomize the Iran nuclear agreements. Thanks, snooze media!

Posted by: torquewrench at July 30, 2015 09:14 AM (noWW6)

295 **cough** **cough** **cough** **cough** **cough** Sorry guys..... feeling a little Flemmish today. +++++++ That's okay. ***buuuuurrrrrrpppp*** Belchin'

Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2015 09:14 AM (NeFrd)

296 265 "In the Jungle.... the mighty Jungle....The Lion sleeps Tonight." ..... to soon?? Posted by: fixerupper at July 30, 2015 02:07 PM (8XRCm) Nope.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at July 30, 2015 09:14 AM (Z7G74)

297 Every conservative I met is some washed up over 55 fat balding welfare bum. ---- So.... there stomachs are Belgium out???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 30, 2015 09:14 AM (8XRCm)

298 When they're let in, do they get a White Person hunting license along with the green card?

What's the bag limit?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 30, 2015 09:14 AM (x3GpS)

299 I hear it puns down in Africa

Posted by: toto at July 30, 2015 09:15 AM (kivUY)

300 Who, him? That's not Stan. The Turkmenistan...

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2015 09:15 AM (6/jhe)

301

"Atlas some common sense."

Yet no one listens. Makes me want to Guyana rant.

Posted by: Horse at July 30, 2015 09:16 AM (jtStN)

302 Here's the link to the story if anybody wants to read it http://tinyurl.com/pwoxk9j The murdered parents had 7 children.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 30, 2015 09:16 AM (kGrdk)

303 284 Meryl Streep shot a lion and was nominated for an Oscar for it. ============================== Do you happen to have her address?

Posted by: Mia Farrow at July 30, 2015 09:17 AM (LISuA)

304 I want to Peru's a good Atlas....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2015 09:17 AM (6/jhe)

305 So I guess places with legal prostitution are just the best places on Earth, right?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 30, 2015 09:17 AM (oVJmc)

306 "The Bear is loose!" "Oh shit!" - T. Treadwell

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2015 09:18 AM (oKE6c)

307 Israeli true? Egypt you out of your money?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2015 09:18 AM (6/jhe)

308 I suppose if an airliner was coming in real, real low, dashing across the Indian Ocean, heading toward Diego Garcia, not answering challenges, then there might come a moment where someone at the base might make a hard choice. If one were a terrorist, and wanted to cause a mess at a really important and death dealing target, then that might be a place where it would be okay to crash. I wonder what the currents are like from Diego Garcia to Reunion?

Posted by: goon at July 30, 2015 09:19 AM (gy5kE)

309 292 The FBI has ordered local police not to release any information about the suspect they arrested: Jesus Deniz Mendoza. Gee, wonder what it could be that Obama's FBI doesn't want the American public to know about Mr. Mendoza . . . .? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 30, 2015 02:07 PM (kGrdk) Fresh faced 18 year old http://tinyurl.com/pnjrqct Such a fucking cherub. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 30, 2015 02:14 PM (fWAjv) Don't see any neck or head tats. I wonder if his body tats will show an undying gratitude to a certain gang?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 30, 2015 09:19 AM (Z7G74)

310 I'll Sweden the pot and offer the COBs a donation if they could put a Malta the puns.

Posted by: Dentist at July 30, 2015 09:19 AM (p/8Bt)

311 Fresh faced 18 year old Such a fucking cherub. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 30, 2015 02:14 PM (fWAjv) _______________________ Yes, probably one of those hard-working class valedictorians the media is always telling us about. Just here as an act of love. It will be interesting to see if this thug already has a U.S. criminal record. I'm guessing he does, and was probably released -- just like Kate Steinle's murderer. Look for Donald Trump's numbers to rise in the coming weeks . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 30, 2015 09:20 AM (kGrdk)

312 Cecil, we have no beef!

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at July 30, 2015 09:22 AM (zgu4V)

313 Maybe the puns will stop after Uganda at another thread?

Posted by: Horse at July 30, 2015 09:24 AM (jtStN)

314 Jimmy Carter famously said that the US was suffering from a Maylasia....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2015 09:25 AM (6/jhe)

315 "I'll Sweden the pot and offer the COBs a donation if they could put a Malta the puns." Maybe. Give me Samoa time to think about it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 09:25 AM (LA7Cm)

316 I've enjoyed a Chocolate Malta time or too....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2015 09:27 AM (6/jhe)

317 I think you punsters should go to another site and then while Uraguay we can get some relief.

Posted by: Horse at July 30, 2015 09:28 AM (jtStN)

318 "The Republicans want to put you all back in Chenya!"

Posted by: Al Gore at July 30, 2015 09:30 AM (6/jhe)

319 So I am Bhutan you from this thread. It will be no big Laos.

Posted by: Horse at July 30, 2015 09:30 AM (jtStN)

320 Now that the NYT is in full PP excuse mode, look what else The Grey Lady excused. http://tinyurl.com/pqsaadh

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 30, 2015 09:30 AM (cP4/C)

321 "It's sold as "A woman selling a commodity of her own free will"

Homo economicus on steroids.  Here's an example of this prostitution-as-empowerment babble:

http://tinyurl.com/kjha2uz

So restrictions on sex are simply authoritarian patriarchy?  Wives in a society have no interest in restricting prostitution?  Children? 

This kind of man-as-meat-puppet, man-as-monkey blather will always exist on the fringe, and it invariably leads to social degradation.  Wiser minds from Ayn Rand to John Paul II have recognized that sex is indeed "special," distinct from monkey-sex among capuchins because we are reasoning higher beings.  And when men regard themselves as animals, they don't mind being treated like animals.  That's truly "authoritarian."

As Mark Steyn said re: the "kindgom of the bonobos," if "doing your thing" is the whole of the law, and the guy in the next tree decides you are "his thing," regardless of your opinion, this whole sexual empowerment business may not work out as well as you'd hoped.

I've unwisely advocated legalized prostitution in the past - changed my mind on that some time back.  Like the sale of body parts, it's an issue that crosses over into human dignity.  Secular morality only works if it preserves a sense of the sacred for humanity, and legalized prostitution and selling our organs is a violation of that sacred space, God or no God.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at July 30, 2015 09:31 AM (nfLoQ)

322 It's just too damn hot! I can't wait for it to get a little Chile."

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2015 09:31 AM (6/jhe)

323 I have to move this weekend so I can't Taiwan on Friday night.

Posted by: Horse at July 30, 2015 09:32 AM (jtStN)

324 All these terrible puns Cambodia well for the future of this thread...

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2015 09:33 AM (6/jhe)

325 I prefer to believe that the plane was safely landed at a remote airfield, then a wing flap was removed, distressed, and placed where someone would find it. A replacement wing flap stolen from inventory has been reinstalled on the plane, soon to be used in a terrorist plot. Unless we pay ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Posted by: jwest at July 30, 2015 09:33 AM (P/xrJ)

326 "I have to move this weekend so I can't Taiwan on Friday night. " That's too bad. Maybe you'll have time Togo get a drink after you're done.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 09:34 AM (LA7Cm)

327 The UBS investment bank executive Robert Wolf was Obama's guy too. He was a major fundraiser. So I guess he did Obama first and then had to pay the Clintons' too. Many levels of graft with all of them.

Posted by: Lester at July 30, 2015 09:35 AM (2UPXV)

328 325, I was thinking the first part of your explanation, that the part was placed there to be found...." Oh, look!"

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2015 09:36 AM (6/jhe)

329 "Every conservative I met is some washed up over 55 fat balding welfare bum. " --------------------- Yeah!! They're not young, hip and cool like me!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 30, 2015 09:37 AM (HSmrB)

330 "Yeah!! They're not young, hip and cool like me!" ----------------------------------------------------------- Bitch, please

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 30, 2015 09:47 AM (3IJYC)

331 Don't want that asshole dentist anywhere near my mouth. "Ooooh, I'm a big ole badass who can kill a lion on a game preserve. Trapped, nowhere to run....Got him! " Yeah, you're da man you pathetic weasel. It's all fun and games when you're assured of top of food chain status. Impress me dickwad, go naked into the savanna, come back with a lion skin

Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 30, 2015 09:49 AM (N/DjD)

332 "possible reasons why Computer Modeling failed to predict its drift"

easy to explain:  they were using the modeling software they borrowed from East Anglia.

Posted by: Waldo at July 30, 2015 10:02 AM (M1MpJ)

333 So that means everyone was there? Ba Dump Tss.... Too Soon?

Posted by: Dave at July 30, 2015 11:20 AM (fu/wV)

334 Fits with the Diego Garcia theory/information that was floated at the time. On the strength of supposed sightings by fishermen of a large airliner with Malaysian Airlines colors flying low towards Diego Garcia, a French airline bigwig made news by speculating that U.S. forces stationed at Diego Garcia thought MH370 was on a 9/11-style attack run and shot it down.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at July 30, 2015 12:04 PM (kTTUz)

335 There is a city named Le Tampon on the island...

Posted by: Baldy at July 30, 2015 01:25 PM (sEXjW)

336 Funny how everyone dismissed and discounted the eye witnessing of a low-flying jumbo jet flying across the Maldives at a time that would've been when MH370 would've been there if it was going in that trajectory... and here we are over a year later, and you can draw a line from Malaysia to the Maldives to the location of the wing found on Reunion Island near Madagascar. Funny how that military base on Diego Garcia is also along that line. SHOCKING!!!

Posted by: Trubador at July 30, 2015 01:39 PM (cqfax)

337 I don't remember hearing about the Diego Garcia theory at the time. Interesting.

Posted by: rickl at July 30, 2015 01:49 PM (sdi6R)

338 A piece of an F-14 washed ashore in the UK, the serial number on the part showed it was off an aircraft that had crashed off the Florida keys six years earlier. It's amazing how far something can be carried by the currents.

Posted by: GGE of the Vacationing Horde, Myrtle Beach Chapter at July 30, 2015 04:48 PM (YAKRn)

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