October 31, 2008

Worst Pundit In The World Takes Incoherent Shot at Saracuda [Kensington]
— Open Blog

Michael Calderone at Politico (I know, I know) reports that Keith Olbermann made SNL guest host Surviving Christmas superstar Ben Affleck uncomfortable this afternoon by barging into the studios to watch the Phantoms ingenue rehearse what Calderone describes as a "savage" skit about Rachel Maddow's unhinged opening act.

Commenting on the skit through a spokesman, the mediocre sportscaster who doesn't realize that he's a Ted Baxter parody remarked:

“I’m not Sarah Palin,” Olbermann said. “I know how valuable it is to me. And it’s funny."
What's the what now? Excuse me, but what the flying Hell does that even mean? Is he talking about the same Sarah Palin who personally participated in two SNL sketches and proved long ago that she has a sense of humor about herself?

Seriously, what does that mean? Is the preening, large-assed host so obsessively deranged when it comes to Governor Palin that he simply can't help but talk about her even when doing so makes no sense?

Go on over to Politico to get some details on how the SNL intends to portray Olbermann in this skit. It actually sounds like it might be mean and funny.

And inspired by the desire to make this gibbering manchild cry bitter tears on Tuesday evening, this open blogger is off to Pennsylvania!

Keep fighting! Get out the vote! Make the phone calls! This thing is not over!

Posted by: Open Blog at 05:19 PM | Comments (30)
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1 Go on over to Politico

More comfortable with Cheetos and some pR0n.  The orange washes off.  Politico leaves me funky.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 31, 2008 05:56 PM (YNQeP)


Is this guy too full of himself or what?

Posted by: Harry at October 31, 2008 05:57 PM (n8RSd)

3 Hey Kensington, any truth to the rumour you are in Brooklyn?

Posted by: FloofyParisParamus at October 31, 2008 06:02 PM (Ihk12)

4 FloofyParisParamus, the rumour is truth!

Posted by: Kensington at October 31, 2008 06:04 PM (xFNQx)


What in the fuck does that mean? I am usually good at decoding idiocy, but this asshat, as Keegan michael kay would say, "he took it to a ho, nuva, levo."

Posted by: The Oort Cloud at October 31, 2008 06:09 PM (nOQXA)


Isn't McCain supposed to appear on SNL too?

That'll boost the ratings

I hear the Olbermann career flushing in 5 .. 4 .. 3 .. 2 .. 1

Is that a tinkle down Matthews' leg?

Posted by: cromagnum at October 31, 2008 06:19 PM (j5MnB)

7 Olberqueeb quivers thinking of Palin/McSame Job security.

Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at October 31, 2008 06:21 PM (i73Rf)

8 Cool.  Nice to know that everyone for miles around isn't a liberal-lefty.  Brooklyn meetup!  I'm in Park Slope, fwiw...

Posted by: FloofyParisParamus at October 31, 2008 06:21 PM (Ihk12)

9 Politico blows. I can't wait to see that fucktard Olby cry on Tuesday.

Posted by: Swegin at October 31, 2008 06:23 PM (q0Z3p)

10 Kieth Highpockets I was never a starter Left-tards chew chamois

Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at October 31, 2008 06:23 PM (i73Rf)

11 I don't know who I most want the suicide hotline to ignore a call from on 11/4, but Queef Uberdouche always comes to mind first.  Would anybody miss that cocksucker?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 31, 2008 06:36 PM (m2sQh)

12 Look at Me Me Me Me Me Me!!!!

How come you are not talking about ME!

Posted by: Qweef Olberman at October 31, 2008 06:52 PM (n1oKp)

13 Seems to me he's saying that he isn't as much in the spotlight as Sarah Palin is but this making fun of him will be good for him, exposure and all. But he was a bit incoherent in how he said it.

Posted by: Mark at October 31, 2008 07:01 PM (EpUX6)

14 Obama spends millions of dollars in other people's money on a snoozefest disinfomercial.

McCain goes on SNL and gets paid AFTRA union scale for the gig.

It's hard to imagine a better illustration of the difference between the two.

Posted by: Dead Career Sketch at October 31, 2008 07:06 PM (JTN0y)


Olbermann is such a pantie-waist.  Did Sarah Palin barge in on any skit rehearsals about her?

Olbermann is a self-absorbed, insecure moron.  He and Matthews needs to retire to reporting for the Berlin (New Hampshire) Daily Sun.

May you freeze your asses off, idiots!

Posted by: Elroy Jetson at October 31, 2008 07:15 PM (MVfDE)


I think if they ever make a series of movies about those Reader's Digest articles, "I am Joe's [organ]" which explained the functions of the human body, Keith Olberman would be a natural for the anus. 

Of course, he would also be a natural for the rectum, so they'd have to schedule a few other organs in between those two, otherwise viewers would say, "Hey, haven't we seen this asshole before?"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 31, 2008 07:17 PM (fnoZ9)

17 #11 plus one....as far as i know he has no kids so i'm sure no one would care if he drown in a pool of his own tears.

Posted by: michelle obama at October 31, 2008 07:17 PM (2J+Vs)

18 Olby's quote means this: I know how valuable ANY press is. Sarah Pain does not APPRECIATE IT or respect it properly (in his eyes). Remember, this guy is unhinged. He lives for recognition based on his personality type (EE). He also has seen how long it has kept the closeted Chris Matthews around. Hell, he might not be in the closet around his friends.

Posted by: Crimson Tide Guy at October 31, 2008 07:21 PM (15dNW)

19 ...the mediocre sportscaster who doesn't realize that he's a Ted Baxter parody.....

Heh.  Indeed.

Posted by: Blacksheep at October 31, 2008 07:56 PM (3hSR9)

20 17 #11 plus one....as far as i know he has no kids so i'm sure no one would care if he drown in a pool of his own tears.

Choke on his own bile, more likely. What a stupid fucking comment.

Posted by: Ronsonic at October 31, 2008 08:30 PM (ywSvi)


He's spinning about like the robot guy in Alien.

Massive mental overload at seeing Ben Affleck make nasty fun of him, perhaps the realization he has gone too far and is a total douchewad.

Or maybe his brain was freaked out by getting turned down by Rachel Maddow earlier in the day for a date.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller at October 31, 2008 09:02 PM (vFeQi)

22 Olberdouche isn't fit for civilized company.

Put him and the rest of MSNBC out to pasture.

Posted by: Kal at October 31, 2008 09:13 PM (OI/G6)


Olbamamann barged in because he wanted to laugh at himself? I don't think so..

I would put money on it that he barged in, got very pissed off at how he was being portrayed, complained and threatened to call the president of NBC..

Once they told him to pound sand, he spins it publicly that he can laugh at himself, not like Sarah...


Posted by: KBDaBear at October 31, 2008 09:43 PM (4gHqM)


BeckoningChasm at November 01, 2008 12:17 AM (fnoZ9)

I don't care who you are, that there is funny.

Posted by: PoconoJoe at November 01, 2008 01:06 AM (NziWK)

25 I want slashing of wrists in the MSNBC studios on Wednesday.  Jonestown broadcast live on cable TV. 

Posted by: Reiver at November 01, 2008 05:00 AM (oliA4)

26 Self parody is always funny.  Moreso when the subject has no idea of what he just did.

That's our boy, Keith.  Keep this up and you may someday be a competent newsreader.

Posted by: MarkD at November 01, 2008 05:02 AM (qZFLO)

27 It would almost be worth it to me get cable for the Election night and tune to MSNBC for the night.  The best thing for Olberman would be if McCain wins so he will have something to rant about.  If Obama wins it will just be a boring love fest for 4 years.

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