June 30, 2016

Wonderful: Celebrity President Might Buy Into NBA Team When His Retirement Is Official
— Ace

This disease will linger for a long time.

What an asshole.

President Barack Obama’s second term in office is almost complete, leaving many to wonder what he will do when he leaves office in January. It appears the 44th President might be taking his talents to the NBA.

Press secretary Josh Earnest said Wednesday that Obama, an unabashed sports fan, has “discussed” joining an ownership group for an NBA franchise. But Earnest also added that Obama would move forward only “under the right circumstances.”

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1 Ladies and Gentlemen, Your Detroit FAILWHALES~!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at June 30, 2016 10:25 AM (p2X2f)

2 It appears the 44th President might be taking his talents to the NBA. These would be ...?

Posted by: the world wonders at June 30, 2016 10:25 AM (2WoCi)

3 Well then the NBA is fucked.

Posted by: Weasel at June 30, 2016 10:25 AM (6xtq3)

4 Great, more reasons not to watch NBA!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 30, 2016 10:26 AM (KoCoX)

5 There's nothing TFG loves more than to be in a box above his subjects at the Colosseum.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/b][/i] at June 30, 2016 10:27 AM (CGjum)

6 Do You remember when Rush Limbaugh tried to buy in to a football team? They went ballistic

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 10:27 AM (O2RFr)

7 Nice that he can afford to buy an NBA team with a public servant's salary

Posted by: Iblis at June 30, 2016 10:27 AM (9221z)

8 I guess that real soon NBA box scores will start sounding like soccer box scores.

Posted by: johnd01 at June 30, 2016 10:27 AM (ukNFU)

9 "His talents..." That would be inciting the black players to resent the white players? Have I missed something?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2016 10:27 AM (8ZskC)

10 Mandatory transgender locker rooms?

Posted by: Weasel at June 30, 2016 10:27 AM (6xtq3)

11 All sports writers around the country just jizzed in their pants

Posted by: wooga at June 30, 2016 10:28 AM (AAUWU)

12 Wait, wut? How does Obama have the money to run in those circles?

Posted by: iforgot at June 30, 2016 10:28 AM (pC96u)

13 Nice that he can afford to buy an NBA team with a public servant's salary Oh, you'd be surprised what you can do if you save your pennies and invest wisely.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at June 30, 2016 10:28 AM (8ZskC)

14 Obama's NBA talent = Sucking balls. Just like a basket.

Posted by: Foul Harold at June 30, 2016 10:28 AM (FGvan)

15 Basketball is a dumb sport anyway.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 30, 2016 10:28 AM (KUaJL)

16 Everyone gets a trophy!

Posted by: Weasel at June 30, 2016 10:28 AM (6xtq3)

17 It appears the 44th President might be taking his talents to the NBA. These would be ...? - Getting the media to report how well the team is playing without ever mentioning the score.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 30, 2016 10:29 AM (Nwg0u)

18 Fairmont FairShares

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at June 30, 2016 10:29 AM (p2X2f)

19 He wouldn't own a team, it'd be an ownership group. You know, the groups the guys that actually own teams make fun of.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/b][/i] at June 30, 2016 10:29 AM (CGjum)

20 Well judging by his past track record, that franchise will never win another championship.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2016 10:29 AM (5a2rB)

21 The Obozo Oballerz.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 30, 2016 10:30 AM (Nwg0u)

22 "... joining an ownership group for an NBA franchise ..."

Doesn't this require ... as they say ... a lot of scratch ?

Posted by: unlawful varmint at June 30, 2016 10:30 AM (e8kgV)

23 Maybe getting players and fans killed by persons of [redacted] motivation is his talent.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2016 10:30 AM (8ZskC)

24 I hope he ensures his team takes carbon-free transportation as it travels from city to city. For #Science!.

Posted by: trebuchet at June 30, 2016 10:30 AM (2WoCi)

25 Is he buying into the Washington Generals?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 30, 2016 10:30 AM (KoCoX)

26 He started his "career" in politics unable to buy a house and up to his eyeballs in student loans (Michelle's). He gets elected to a PART TIME state senator position and is able to buy a million dollar mansion in a chic neighborhood. He gets elected to US Senate and then POTUS and is leaving with enough $ to buy into an NBA team. This is exactly what's wrong with politics.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at June 30, 2016 10:31 AM (lZaEn)

27 He would be a better basketball player than anyone on the team.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/b][/i] at June 30, 2016 10:31 AM (CGjum)

28 Yes!!! We were talking about this in the morning thread. I think it's the perfect thing for him to do. He's star-struck by NBA players, and it will keep him so busy he won't have time to stick his nose in politics. It's perfect. And as I also said earlier, I guess it goes without saying that I couldn't care less about the NBA.

Posted by: bluebell at June 30, 2016 10:31 AM (2uuKI)

29 The Pelicans, the lowest valued team, are worth over $650 million. What pray tell does president fucktard expect to do in order to earn the tens of millions needed to invest in a team? I'm not Goldman Sachs is going to want to keep shelling out millions to be lectured.

Posted by: Taylor Krieger at June 30, 2016 10:31 AM (UCLTe)

30 Owning a sports franchise is billionaire territory. How does a community organizer get there

Posted by: blaster at June 30, 2016 10:32 AM (y+Ufa)

31 Will he be better coach then his coaches?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 30, 2016 10:32 AM (YEelc)

32 Obama's ownership group ... Obama For-ks America

Posted by: unlawful attorney at June 30, 2016 10:32 AM (e8kgV)

33 Way ot/ But I guess we know what clinton and Lynch were discussing Tuesday.... The DOJ won't release the Clinton Foundation e-mails for 27 months per Drudge,..

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 10:32 AM (O2RFr)

34 Wasn't Obama paying off student loans up until he joined the Senate?

Where the hell would he get enough money to participate in this, seeing as he's been a public servant for the last - what? - 15 years or so?

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at June 30, 2016 10:32 AM (NOIQH)

35 That is awfully 1% of the President.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2016 10:32 AM (5a2rB)

36 dunning kruger. he is really going to hate being outside the manchurian bubble he has inhabited since leaving hawaii without valsputin to whisper his wonderfulness into his jug ears.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2016 10:32 AM (AoSQU)

37 He wouldn't own a team, it'd be an ownership group. You know, the groups the guys that actually own teams make fun of. Posted by: Chupacabra at June 30, 2016 03:29 PM (CGjum) ------------------ OBAMA WANTS TO GET IN ON THE SYNDICATE AND OWN BLACK ATHLETES LIKE A SLAVEDRIVER.

Posted by: iforgot at June 30, 2016 10:32 AM (pC96u)

38 The Pelicans, the lowest valued team, are worth over $650 million. What pray tell does president fucktard expect to do in order to earn the tens of millions needed to invest in a team? Michelle will be giving lots of speeches.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2016 10:33 AM (8ZskC)

39 Meanwhile Lynch is shielding the Clinton Foundation (Drudge) Now we know what the little confab was about yesterday. I guess we know where the $ for this NBA endeavor will come from.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2016 10:33 AM (r65B3)

40 >>This is exactly what's wrong with politics. Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 30, 2016 10:33 AM (KoCoX)

41 whoops, didn't mean to put on my last name. lousy autofill

Posted by: Taylork at June 30, 2016 10:33 AM (UCLTe)

42 Doesn't this require ... as they say ... a lot of scratch ? It's a syndicate, and everyone has a share.

Posted by: Milo Minderbama at June 30, 2016 10:33 AM (2WoCi)

43 Now, we know "he didn't build that"

Posted by: unlawful Indian at June 30, 2016 10:33 AM (e8kgV)

44 "Mecca prayer time-out called by DC Kabooms"

Posted by: eman at June 30, 2016 10:33 AM (Py52h)

45 This dickhead can barely run a faucet.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 30, 2016 10:33 AM (0mRoj)

46 "under the right circumstances" Weasel words.

Posted by: Jon Ne Onename at June 30, 2016 10:33 AM (byC4T)

47 What does Gaylord know about basketball?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 30, 2016 10:33 AM (PjWy4)

48 The Washington Dickwads?

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 30, 2016 10:33 AM (Dxa+Y)

49 what talent does this jizzbag bring to the nba? i'll bet corks and other things are poppin at espn right now. i can hear the fappin from here. they deserve each other.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 30, 2016 10:33 AM (ucDmr)

50 under the right circumstances Which means 1) Zero Dollar Buy In - he's just assigned a piece of the action. 2) Awesome sky box for free, with complimentary refreshments for hangers-on 3) No financial liability and no operational responsibility, however- has the right to sit in on board meetings and gas endlessly. Plus 4) Some form of payroll/benefits. 5) Free use of team transportation. I think that's about right. Oh...yeah. 6) Exclusive special peephole into the shower room.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 30, 2016 10:34 AM (0cMkb)

51 @6: "Do You remember when Rush Limbaugh tried to buy in to a football team? They went ballistic"

What do you mean "THEY"?

Posted by: Kirk Lazarus as Sgt. Lincoln Osiris at June 30, 2016 10:34 AM (rznWS)

52 You'd think it would take quite a bit of money to be part owner of an NBA team..... I guess He's counting on all the money He's gonna be making giving all those speeches...

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 10:34 AM (O2RFr)

53 >>...He gets elected to US Senate and then POTUS and is leaving with enough $ to buy into an NBA team. This is exactly what's wrong with politics.


And also the expensive house in DC, private school tuition + Harvard tuition for the girls.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at June 30, 2016 10:34 AM (NOIQH)

54 Wasn't Obama paying off student loans up until he joined the Senate? - - - - He was a student? I never saw any grades.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2016 10:34 AM (r65B3)

55 OBAMA WANTS TO GET IN ON THE SYNDICATE AND OWN BLACK ATHLETES LIKE A SLAVEDRIVER. Posted by: iforgot at June 30, 2016 03:32 PM (pC96u) Considering that the first slaves in America were owned by a black guy, its not surprising this guy wants to continue the tradition

Posted by: Iblis at June 30, 2016 10:34 AM (9221z)

56 First half black gay lefty owner. Stop.The.Presses.ESPN.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 30, 2016 10:34 AM (2Y1kI)

57 Could imagine how much more obnoxious the ESPN writers would be?

Who was the guy who, when showing basketball highlights, would yell out "Obama!" every time someone made a basket?

Posted by: Mike at June 30, 2016 10:34 AM (ISxUB)

58 Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "the Chicago Bullshit."  It would be fitting.

My favorite team in the NBA will suddenly change from whoever's playing against the Lakers to whoever's playing against his team.  Even if it's Philly.

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at June 30, 2016 10:34 AM (iIzG7)

59 Ladies and Gentlemen: The Seattle Shit-Midasasses

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 30, 2016 10:35 AM (/CIN4)

60 What exactly does it take to get in on a syndicate, aside from cash?

Posted by: iforgot at June 30, 2016 10:35 AM (pC96u)

61 54 Wasn't Obama paying off student loans up until he joined the Senate? - - - - He was a student? I never saw any grades. Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2016 03:34 PM (r65B3) Wasn't some gay Pakistani dude paying his bills, allegedly?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 30, 2016 10:35 AM (0mRoj)

62 They'll have to change the spelling to Basket Bawl. "The sun was in my eyes!" "My shoelace came undone!" "Trump's fault!" "Racism!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 30, 2016 10:35 AM (Nwg0u)

63 Doesn't he have a guaranteed 400k a year salary for life? You can write a lot of checks off that.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/b][/i] at June 30, 2016 10:35 AM (CGjum)

64 >>what talent does this jizzbag bring to the nba?


Media attention.
"Ooooh, look at Barack sitting in the front row next to Spike Lee and Jay-Z!!!!"
*girlish giggles from the ESPN sportscasters*

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at June 30, 2016 10:36 AM (NOIQH)

65 Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2016 03:32 PM (AoSQU) Is this the hash you get with a Platinum Membership?

Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at June 30, 2016 10:36 AM (ND7OQ)

66 The Pelicans, the lowest valued team, are worth over $650 million. What pray tell does president fucktard expect to do in order to earn the tens of millions needed to invest in a team? Michelle will be giving lots of speeches. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2016 03:33 PM (8ZskC) you may buy int othe owners group for a small percentage. similar to how jason kidd was able to buy one fifteenth of the one percent owned by beyonces husband.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2016 10:36 AM (AoSQU)

67 The Thing That Wouldn't Leave

Posted by: eman at June 30, 2016 10:36 AM (Py52h)

68 OK where is he getting the money to do this?  He pretty much had nothing when he came into office and will leave with a $200K yearly pension.  Books sales have been that good for him?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 30, 2016 10:36 AM (iONHu)

69 @11: "All sports writers around the country just jizzed in their pants"

I finished first, third, and ninth.

Oops, and twenty-second.

Thirty eighth, too!

Posted by: Bill Simmons at June 30, 2016 10:36 AM (rznWS)

70 He'll probably get James Taylor to perform half-time shows...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2016 10:36 AM (5a2rB)

71 whoops, didn't mean to put on my last name. lousy autofill

Just start referring to yourself as "Doctor", everyone will assume you're a character from Archer.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 30, 2016 10:36 AM (YEelc)

72 Token. He's got his hand up saying, I want to be a token. Some old, white guys will take him up on it.

Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2016 10:36 AM (Doh4+)

73 Dude brings some mad skillz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZI1GFxiKUE


Posted by: Joe Mama at June 30, 2016 10:36 AM (TMgNe)

74 63 Doesn't he have a guaranteed 400k a year salary for life? You can write a lot of checks off that. He's gonna need it to keep Mooch, Moochmama and the Moochettes in the life style they've become accustomed to....

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 10:37 AM (O2RFr)

75 I'll be a better bench warmer than them.

Posted by: b obama at June 30, 2016 10:37 AM (XVTvT)

76 Come on, you guys - who cares how he does it? If it keeps him out of politics I'm all for it.

Posted by: bluebell at June 30, 2016 10:37 AM (2uuKI)

77 >>Doesn't he have a guaranteed 400k a year salary for life? You can write a lot of checks off that.


Momma likes to wear designer clothes and travel to exotic places, dining on lobster and Waygu beef. I doubt it goes very far with their spending habits....

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at June 30, 2016 10:37 AM (NOIQH)

78 7 Nice that he can afford to buy an NBA team with a public servant's salary Posted by: Iblis at June 30, 2016 03:27 PM (9221z) Even with his book royalties, he couldn't afford an NBA team on his own. So he'd have to go in with an ownership group. And no matter how bad the team fails, no matter how much money they lose, the group will never be able to tell him to take a hike. This might actually make basketball fun again!

Posted by: josephistan at June 30, 2016 10:37 AM (7HtZB)

79 71 whoops, didn't mean to put on my last name. lousy autofill Just start referring to yourself as "Doctor", everyone will assume you're a character from Archer. Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 30, 2016 03:36 PM (YEelc) Whore Island!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 30, 2016 10:37 AM (0mRoj)

80 63 Doesn't he have a guaranteed 400k a year salary for life? You can write a lot of checks off that. ---------------------------------------- $203,700 per year plus an office allowance and secret service protection.

Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 10:38 AM (LISuA)

81 Ah-ROOOGALA~! Fresh, hot Ah-ROOOGALA~!
Getcher Ah-ROOOGALA~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at June 30, 2016 10:38 AM (p2X2f)

82 under the right circumstances Which means 1) Zero Dollar Buy In - he's just assigned a piece of the action. 2) Awesome sky box for free, with complimentary refreshments for hangers-on 3) No financial liability and no operational responsibility, however- has the right to sit in on board meetings and gas endlessly. Plus 4) Some form of payroll/benefits. 5) Free use of team transportation. I think that's about right. Oh...yeah. 6) Exclusive special peephole into the shower room. Posted by: naturalfake at June 30, 2016 03:34 PM (0cMkb) nah, he is going to want equity but he is going to want something in the front office, general manager or something. he may also want to play like jordan.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2016 10:38 AM (AoSQU)

83 Obama getting in -- what's in it for the syndicate?

Posted by: iforgot at June 30, 2016 10:38 AM (pC96u)

84 I can see him as owner of the Chicago Steers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 10:38 AM (1ZOkK)

85 He also said he was staying in DC So what team?

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at June 30, 2016 10:38 AM (WoTr5)

86 Here, someone give this to AtC later.

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/funny-267.jpg

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at June 30, 2016 10:38 AM (8J/Te)

87 $203,700 per year plus an office allowance and secret service protection. Ans He's earned every penny of it! Adoring media...

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 10:38 AM (O2RFr)

88 Team Name: The Washington Bullshits

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 30, 2016 10:39 AM (TMgNe)

89 63 Doesn't he have a guaranteed 400k a year salary for life? You can write a lot of checks off that. Posted by: Chupacabra at June 30, 2016 03:35 PM --------------------------- No, it's 50%, more like $200,000.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 30, 2016 10:39 AM (T/5A0)

90 I figure he must have seen what the Clintons got in bribes and he is figuring 2x.

Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 10:39 AM (LISuA)

91 Sounds shady. Plus why wd he want to do it except it wd be guaranteed seats? And how wd his attendance with the SS eff up everyone else's ability to attend and enjoy the game?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 30, 2016 10:39 AM (iQIUe)

92 Just start referring to yourself as "Doctor", everyone will assume you're a character from Archer.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 30, 2016 03:36 PM (YEelc


Or a spy: https://youtu.be/9UZWfMgjqAs

Posted by: Chupacabra[/b][/i] at June 30, 2016 10:39 AM (CGjum)

93 Riff on the only racist joke I ever heard in person: Q: How do you stop an ex-President from bothering you any more? A. Throw him a basketball...team.

Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 10:40 AM (jBuUi)

94 well, the obvious problem with bringing obama into any sports franchise is that he is going to be seen is his obvious inability to distinguish between professional and jv talent.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2016 10:40 AM (AoSQU)

95 7 Nice that he can afford to buy an NBA team with a public servant's salary

Posted by: Iblis at June 30, 2016 03:27 PM (9221z)



Well, consider what Mooch saves on vacations on our dime.  $600,000/night at her Moroccan hotel?  Pfft.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 10:40 AM (1ZOkK)

96 I'll buy him a fucking team if he'll go now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 30, 2016 10:40 AM (PjWy4)

97 ESPN's writers are so hard right now they could etch diamonds.

Posted by: josephistan at June 30, 2016 10:40 AM (7HtZB)

98 No, it's 50%, more like $200,000. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 30, 2016 03:39 PM (T/5A0) His house in DC has a rental cost of something like $22000 a month. His salary won't even cover that cost.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 30, 2016 10:40 AM (KUaJL)

99 Can I use this thread to laugh at Johnny Football? Not even on a team and probably done forever. And the NFL has just given him a 4 game suspension for substance abuse violation. Apparently though he's told TMZ he's going to get sober starting Friday. Probably after he gets back from Cabo.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2016 10:40 AM (z/Ubi)

100 TFG says a lot of things.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/b][/i] at June 30, 2016 10:40 AM (CGjum)

101 Well, consider what Mooch saves on vacations on our dime. $600,000/night at her Moroccan hotel? Pfft. I saw that... On friggin night....

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 10:41 AM (O2RFr)

102 If you want to read Wikipedia's summary of the Former President's Act, here it is: https://tinyurl.com/hcpmb3p

Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 10:41 AM (LISuA)

103 My prediction is that he will make his players uncomfortable by hanging out a lot in the locker room.

Posted by: steevy at June 30, 2016 10:41 AM (B48dK)

104 jason kidd was able to buy one fifteenth of the one percent owned by beyonces husband. Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2016 03:36 PM (AoSQU) ------------------ Okay, now we're getting some knowledge. I didn't realize you were allowed to buy that small of a piece of a team. I thought syndicates were for high rollers.

Posted by: iforgot at June 30, 2016 10:41 AM (pC96u)

105 does obama know whe nhe leaves office he will not have access to Air Force 1 to fly the team around? someone should tell him in case he is using that as a sweetener in negotiations.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2016 10:42 AM (AoSQU)

106 He and his angry wife will be in our faces for years to come.  He's still exacting payback for what he thinks the Brits did to his Kenyan grandpappy way back.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 10:42 AM (1ZOkK)

107 Don't you just feel sorry for the players that are going to have to put up with him showing up for practice and wanting to pretend like he actually is good enough to play for real.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2016 10:42 AM (z/Ubi)

108 Apparently though he's told TMZ he's going to get sober starting Friday. Probably after he gets back from Cabo.

"Sleep off a twelve-day bender" is not the same as "get sober."

Jus' sayin'.

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at June 30, 2016 10:42 AM (iIzG7)

109 So he is looking for an equity deal without any equity. Just money for his prissy self. How many tickets do you think he can sell by publically being prissy at a B-Ball game? 10 a night? Maybe 15? I doubt any winning B-Ball team will be interested.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 30, 2016 10:42 AM (oDCMR)

110 Well, consider what Mooch saves on vacations on our dime. $600,000/night at her Moroccan hotel? Pfft. I saw that... On friggin night.... Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 03:41 PM (O2RFr) ----------------- Well blow me down, she traveled to North Africa and didn't stay in the American embassy. (Seems kind of racist.)

Posted by: iforgot at June 30, 2016 10:43 AM (pC96u)

111 You all are being mean. Didn't you know he was a basketball star in high school? Second-string bench-warmer for a Hawaian prep school. And if "Hawaian prep school" doesn't scream "basketball powerhouse," I don't know what does.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 30, 2016 10:43 AM (T/5A0)

112 >>well, the obvious problem with bringing obama into any sports franchise is that he is going to be seen is his obvious inability to distinguish between professional and jv talent.



*golf clap*


Speaking of golf, what will he do when he can no longer just show up at a military base golf course?

Then again, this gives him an excuse to be in the locker room...

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at June 30, 2016 10:44 AM (NOIQH)

113 the washington asshats. can't wait to see this fuckin train wreck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 30, 2016 10:44 AM (ucDmr)

114 It appears the 44th President might be taking his talents to the NBA.



His talents? Then he ought to be buying a bathhouse.

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 30, 2016 10:44 AM (oKE6c)

115 @97: "ESPN's writers are so hard right now they could etch diamonds."

Bah! I can cut adamantium.

Posted by: Bill Simmons at June 30, 2016 10:44 AM (rznWS)

116 He is still going to get Secret Service protection. How do you think the fans are going to like all of the security delays every time he wants to see a live game?

Posted by: Eric at June 30, 2016 10:44 AM (JlJW4)

117 Can I use this thread to laugh at Johnny Football? Not even on a team and probably done forever. And the NFL has just given him a 4 game suspension for substance abuse violation. Apparently though he's told TMZ he's going to get sober starting Friday. Probably after he gets back from Cabo. Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2016 03:40 PM (z/Ubi) Soon it will be Tuesday, July 5th. Don't want to miss the weekend.

Posted by: rd at June 30, 2016 10:44 AM (v0YLX)

118 His talents? Then he ought to be buying a bathhouse. He wasn't that great Barack's bath house buddies...

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 10:45 AM (O2RFr)

119 Second-string bench-warmer for a Hawaian prep school.

He played left guard.

He was left on the bench to guard the Gatorade.

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at June 30, 2016 10:45 AM (iIzG7)

120 106 He and his angry wife will be in our faces for years to come. Posted by: Jane D'oh I wonder what will become of all those schools for academically troubled kids with titles like "The Barack Obama Academy of Pride and Excellence"? Seemingly every rough urban area has at least one. Will they keep the names even 15 years from now, when the kids attending the school won't even know who "Barack Obama" even is?

Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 10:45 AM (jBuUi)

121 I think it would be wonderful, watching him making trades, advising the coaching staff, watching the games, hobnobbing with the players and press, explaining the thirtieth straight loss this season.....

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 30, 2016 10:45 AM (hLRSq)

122 Obama would have been the kid in glasses that did the stats for his prep school team, but then he got high.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/b][/i] at June 30, 2016 10:46 AM (CGjum)

123 119 Second-string bench-warmer for a Hawaian prep school.
He played left guard.
He was left on the bench to guard the Gatorade.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at June 30, 2016 03:45 PM (iIzG7)



Old football joke: he played left out.

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 30, 2016 10:46 AM (oKE6c)

124 Second-string bench-warmer for a Hawaian prep school. He played left guard. He was left on the bench to guard the Gatorade. Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at June 30, 2016 03:45 PM (iIzG7) he was on the bench because every time they put him in he got called foul for reaching around.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2016 10:46 AM (AoSQU)

125 >>He and his angry wife will be in our faces for years to come. He's still exacting payback for what he thinks the Brits did to his Kenyan grandpappy way back.

I'm worried Michelle will go the media route. Wanna bet she ends on on "The View"?

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at June 30, 2016 10:46 AM (NOIQH)

126

 

And just where did he get the money to buy into the NBA? He's been a community organiser a senator and president.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 30, 2016 10:46 AM (lKyWE)

127 Team Name: The Washington Bullshits The Illinois Knobgobblers.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT[/s][/i][/b] at June 30, 2016 10:46 AM (mf0wg)

128 122 Obama would have been the kid in glasses that did the stats for his prep school team, but then he got high.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 30, 2016 03:46 PM (CGjum)



Wait, I'm getting a vibration from the spirit world ... I'm seeing ... a scrawny mulatto equipment manager ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 30, 2016 10:46 AM (oKE6c)

129 Obama would have been the kid in glasses that did the stats for his prep school team, but then he got high. Posted by: Chupacabra at June 30, 2016 03:46 PM (CGjum) he ran the buzzer, no way he did math.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2016 10:47 AM (AoSQU)

130 I'm worried Michelle will go the media route. Wanna bet she ends on on "The View"? I see her as a Senator... Shoe in in Ill.

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 10:47 AM (O2RFr)

131 I bet Michelle couldn't care less about sports and thinks he's ready to throw away their money on some grandiose scheme.

Posted by: iforgot at June 30, 2016 10:47 AM (pC96u)

132 The right circumstances I.e.: the other members of the ownership group have a huge government contract pending right now

Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2016 10:47 AM (Doh4+)

133 But we do get to look forward to watching his daughters blossom into beautiful young women.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/b][/i] at June 30, 2016 10:47 AM (CGjum)

134 @104: "My prediction is that he will make his players uncomfortable by hanging out a lot in the locker room."

PRO TIP: The president is so famous that if you blow him, YOU become famous.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at June 30, 2016 10:47 AM (rznWS)

135 Team Name: The Washington Bullshits
The Illinois Knobgobblers.

The Chicago Shitheels

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 30, 2016 10:47 AM (YEelc)

136 Team name: The Georgetown Half-Assed Socialists.

Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 10:47 AM (jBuUi)

137 The money just rolls in for Democrat ex presidents.Just ask Bubba.

Posted by: steevy at June 30, 2016 10:47 AM (B48dK)

138 125 >>He and his angry wife will be in our faces for years to come. He's still exacting payback for what he thinks the Brits did to his Kenyan grandpappy way back. I'm worried Michelle will go the media route. Wanna bet she ends on on "The View"? Posted by: Lizzy at June 30, 2016 03:46 PM (NOIQH) Hey at least if she does that she will stay on that show. Instead of sticking her gigantic ass into every other show on television like she has been doing.

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2016 10:47 AM (z/Ubi)

139 This disease will linger for a long time. Our very own AIDS

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 30, 2016 10:47 AM (IqV8l)

140 Here it comes: The Obama Family Foundation. 20 Minute Speeches: $500,000. A few speeches and you can buy the Cleveland Cavaliers outright.

Posted by: BJ at June 30, 2016 10:47 AM (GtEyF)

141 Watching the Boston Celtics pound the Obama Magic into a puddle of gelatinous goo on a nightly basis would actually be kind of fun. No team that he is involved with will be worth a sht.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 30, 2016 10:47 AM (2cS/G)

142 98 His house in DC has a rental cost of something like $22000 a month. His salary won't even cover that cost. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 30, 2016 03:40 PM (KUaJL) -------------------------- No kidding. But he gets the lease. Everyone just knows big money will be coming his way --- for his selfless "public service."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 30, 2016 10:48 AM (T/5A0)

143 I believe it was Lizzy who gifted us this gem on the art thread:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jh4n3vz


The Daily Mail describing Moochelle as "glamorous royalty."  For realz.


I know one thing, the Beast has an incredible fashion sense.  The poor Queen of Spain.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 10:48 AM (1ZOkK)

144 >>I wonder what will become of all those schools for academically troubled kids with titles like "The Barack Obama Academy of Pride and Excellence"?


zombie, why won't you Let Girls Learn (tm)?!?  

That school name always makes me laugh...

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at June 30, 2016 10:48 AM (NOIQH)

145 I'm worried Michelle will go the media route. Wanna bet she ends on on "The View"? I see her as a Senator... Shoe in in Ill. No way. Too much work.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT[/s][/i][/b] at June 30, 2016 10:48 AM (mf0wg)

146 I wonder what will become of all those schools for academically troubled kids with titles like "The Barack Obama Academy of Pride and Excellence"?


Newspeak to English glossary:

"academically troubled" --> "stupid"

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 30, 2016 10:48 AM (oKE6c)

147 I'm going to the Washington Wizards and changing the name back to the Bullets because they carry my cocaine Also, because gun control is a fap fantasy.

Posted by: Obama at June 30, 2016 10:48 AM (2Y1kI)

148 The Dupont Circle Narcissists.

Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 10:48 AM (jBuUi)

149 133 But we do get to look forward to watching his daughters blossom into beautiful young women You had to remind Me... We will never be done with them.. And now Chelsea has reproduced we can't rid ourselves of Her either...

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 10:48 AM (O2RFr)

150 Yeah,my fear is that we will get Mooch in political office.We can only hope her desire for lavish travel and her laziness keep er from running.

Posted by: steevy at June 30, 2016 10:48 AM (B48dK)

151 @125: "Wanna bet she ends on on "The View"?"

Her ass would block it.

*rimshot*

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 30, 2016 10:49 AM (rznWS)

152 133 But we do get to look forward to watching his daughters blossom into beautiful young women. Posted by: Chupacabra at June 30, 2016 03:47 PM (CGjum) Ugh. The older one already seems to be cursed with her mother's resting bitch face.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 30, 2016 10:49 AM (0mRoj)

153 I still think he doesn't know jack about sports and just does this to pander. But hell, some owner will probably gift him part of a team just to fawn over him.

Posted by: brak at June 30, 2016 10:49 AM (MJuTN)

154 No kidding. But he gets the lease. Everyone just knows big money will be coming his way --- for his selfless "public service." Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 30, 2016 03:48 PM (T/5A0) no money is coming his way. no one likes him and now that he is out of power no one needs him. hi is no slick willy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2016 10:49 AM (AoSQU)

155 I wonder what will become of all those schools for academically troubled kids with titles like "The Barack Obama Academy of Pride and Excellence"?


Very Orwellian name.

For homecoming, those who haven't been shot or convicted, or who are out on parole, will stage a parade. A Pride parade, they call it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 30, 2016 10:50 AM (oKE6c)

156 The Daily Mail describing Moochelle as "glamorous royalty." For realz. I know one thing, the Beast has an incredible fashion sense. The poor Queen of Spain. I saw that picture where they were swooning over Her fashion sense... She looked like a linebacker in a white potato sack next to the Petite classy Spanish Woman....

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 10:50 AM (O2RFr)

157 POTUS pays good, huh?

Posted by: bkeyser at June 30, 2016 10:50 AM (l4B3N)

158

 

So Tehran is getting an NBA franchise?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 30, 2016 10:50 AM (lKyWE)

159 The gossip sites have reported that Minka and Joe have been shacked up for quite a while. Gross.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 30, 2016 10:50 AM (iQIUe)

160 133 But we do get to look forward to watching his daughters blossom into beautiful young women.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 30, 2016 03:47 PM (CGjum)



Like we're still waiting for Chelsea to do.

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 30, 2016 10:51 AM (oKE6c)

161 >>Hey at least if she does that she will stay on that show. Instead of sticking her gigantic ass into every other show on television like she has been doing.


Oh, if she's out in Hollywood or in NYC making a tv show she will have easier access as a guest on other shows. That's what would make it so bad. Michelle would be showing up on Morning Joe, CBS Sunday fluff show, Nick, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at June 30, 2016 10:51 AM (NOIQH)

162 I always thought I could not care less about basketball but he might actually accomplish something.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 30, 2016 10:51 AM (eBNjM)

163 In that "glamorous royalty" shot from the Daily Mail, they actually said this of FLOTUS:

Enjoy it while you can people because it may be a while till we have another First Lady as stylish as our Michelle.


*fingers and toes crossed*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 10:51 AM (1ZOkK)

164 He and his angry wife will be in our faces for years to come. He's still exacting payback for what he thinks the Brits did to his Kenyan grandpappy way back. He's going to be prosecuted for his crimes, or flee the country. I expect the latter.

Posted by: Phone of kari at June 30, 2016 10:51 AM (muSie)

165 I'm worried Michelle will go the media route. Wanna bet she ends on on "The View"? Posted by: Lizzy at June 30, 2016 03:46 PM (NOIQH) Talk about punishment matching the crime...

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 30, 2016 10:51 AM (hLRSq)

166 Look through, I think it was donna's(?), link to that fashion trainwreck of a Spain visit. There's a picture of Malia trying to smile.

She doesn't have a lot of practice at it.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/b][/i] at June 30, 2016 10:51 AM (CGjum)

167 The Ferguson Swisher Sweets.

Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 10:51 AM (jBuUi)

168 Alternatively, the President has considered joining the ensemble cast of "Survivor: Cabrini-Green"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 30, 2016 10:51 AM (NeFrd)

169 He should buy a baseball team: the Cincinnati Reds.

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 30, 2016 10:51 AM (oKE6c)

170 no money is coming his way. no one likes him and now that he is out of power no one needs him. hi is no slick willy.

The speechifying circuit isn't very remunerative when all the people who would pay to hear you speak are dependent on Federal block grants for revenue.

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at June 30, 2016 10:51 AM (iIzG7)

171 163 In that "glamorous royalty" shot from the Daily Mail, they actually said this of FLOTUS: I have to say the comments after the article were hilarious....

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 10:52 AM (O2RFr)

172 I wonder what will become of all those schools for academically troubled kids with titles like "The Barack Obama Academy of Pride and Excellence" for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too? FIFY.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 30, 2016 10:52 AM (0mRoj)

173 There's a picture of Malia trying to smile.

She doesn't have a lot of practice at it.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 30, 2016 03:51 PM (CGjum)


Smile? I thought she was having a gas pain.

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 30, 2016 10:52 AM (oKE6c)

174 Apparently though he's told TMZ he's going to get sober starting Friday. Probably after he gets back from Cabo. - Yeah, tomorrow's when I'm gonna fix all my bad habits, too. I'm gonna wear that elliptical machine at the gym out! And dieting? Boy howdy, it's all kale for me from now on starting tomorrow!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 30, 2016 10:52 AM (Nwg0u)

175 @160: "
160 133 But we do get to look forward to watching his daughters blossom into beautiful young women.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 30, 2016 03:47 PM (CGjum)



Like we're still waiting for Chelsea to do.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2016 03:51 PM (oKE6c)"


Uh, hello.....

Posted by: Amy Carter at June 30, 2016 10:52 AM (rznWS)

176 At least when the wind is just right, Chelsea's Webb Hubbelesque lips make an enchanting rumble.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/b][/i] at June 30, 2016 10:52 AM (CGjum)

177 So, he "buy's" (with somebodies else's money) into an ownership group at a low % level. That way he can say he's an "owner" without any of the responsibilities. Sounds like his Presidency.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 30, 2016 10:53 AM (b+e6V)

178 Enjoy it while you can people because it may be a while till we have another First Lady as stylish as our Michelle. That is one of those quotes that can be taken two different ways.

Posted by: Jon Ne Onename at June 30, 2016 10:53 AM (byC4T)

179 >>The Dupont Circle Narcissists.


Dupont Circle-Jerks?

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at June 30, 2016 10:53 AM (NOIQH)

180 Actually, Obama's team will not be tied to any specific city, but will be a nationwide team. Name? Black Dunks Matter.

Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 10:53 AM (jBuUi)

181 Wow. He can be the Jerry Jones of the NBA.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2016 10:54 AM (cM8tR)

182 Obama is going to send his teleprompter on a six figure per appearance speaking tour. He'll stay home while the money rolls in.

Posted by: Epobirs at June 30, 2016 10:54 AM (IdCqF)

183 Like we're still waiting for Chelsea Amy to do.

Chelsea ain't never gonna blosson into a beautiful young woman.  Even at this late stage, Amy Carter stands a better chance.

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at June 30, 2016 10:54 AM (iIzG7)

184 I other stupid Celebrity news.

"Michael Symon on Donald Trump: 'There's not a chance I'd let him into one of my restaurants'"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zq2lskx

One of the comments: Good thing he's not gay or you would HAVE to serve him.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 30, 2016 10:54 AM (tf9Ne)

185

 

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2016 03:51 PM (oKE6c)

 

 

Marge Schott would be spinning in her grave

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 30, 2016 10:54 AM (lKyWE)

186 Speaking of lush travel arrangements, my hotel last weekend was an "Extended Stay America". Total shithole, virtually no amenities. Just got my reservations for this weekend, a Hilton situated on a riverside a few miles from Wrightsville Beach in Wilmington, with a Ruth's Chris right in the lobby. So, calling this an upgrade.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 30, 2016 10:54 AM (2cS/G)

187 Don't give Me credit, or blame, for the link of Mooch in Her potato sack.... I think it was Jane or Liz?

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 10:54 AM (O2RFr)

188 I'm worried Michelle will go the media route. Wanna bet she ends on on "The View"? Posted by: Lizzy at June 30, 2016 03:46 PM (NOIQH) -------------------- Like Hillary, Michelle has burned with frustration for decades over her selfish, asshole, narcissist husband. She'd divorce him if it wouldn't cut off her access to the circles she wants to swim in. She'll be seeking something that will give her "fuck you, sweetheart" status. Maybe a slot on a daily t.v. show would be it. I bet she'd make a lot of cracks about him from the sidelines -- "snorey and stinky" sort of thing.

Posted by: iforgot at June 30, 2016 10:55 AM (pC96u)

189 140 Here it comes: The Obama Family Foundation. 20 Minute Speeches: $500,000. A few speeches and you can buy the Cleveland Cavaliers outright. Posted by: BJ at June 30, 2016 03:47 PM (GtEyF) That's not even a joke. One day a week and you're pushing $30M/year. And don't forget the presidential retirement plan!

Posted by: 0302 at June 30, 2016 10:55 AM (wx6iv)

190 Black Dunks Matter.

Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 03:53 PM (jBuUi)



*aspirates piece of rice from sushi*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 10:55 AM (1ZOkK)

191 Good idea there Barak, (I hate basketball so will never see him)

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2016 10:55 AM (Yo9Lf)

192 Wait, I already thought he did run a basketball team called The Democratic Party Globetrotters, While Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan ran the opposing team, the Washington Generals.

Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 10:55 AM (jBuUi)

193 I wonder what will become of all those schools for academically troubled kids with titles like "The Barack Obama Academy of Pride and Excellence"? Soooooo, the Barack Obama APE? Or even better, the B.O. APE? I for one refuse to take the bait and will not crack a Moochelle joke.

Posted by: mugiwara at June 30, 2016 10:56 AM (D5hxK)

194 Like Hillary, Michelle has burned with frustration for decades over her selfish, asshole, narcissist husband. She'd divorce him if it wouldn't cut off her access to the circles she wants to swim in.


Swim, wallow, what's in a word?

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 30, 2016 10:56 AM (oKE6c)

195 He should buy some class.

Posted by: Killerdog at June 30, 2016 10:56 AM (9/6PQ)

196 It seems surreal that someone who was so destructive would retire to something so frivolous. Like hearing that Stalin abdicated to open a summer fun camp for kids, or that Hitler opened a chain of candy stores.

Posted by: Yuimetal at June 30, 2016 10:57 AM (vRy/s)

197 "Wow. He can be the Jerry Jones Al Davis of the NBA."

Go for the gold, I always say.

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at June 30, 2016 10:57 AM (iIzG7)

198 "Michael Symon on Donald Trump: 'There's not a chance I'd let him into one of my restaurants'" Bald ass hole.... It's amazing to me that so many faux celebrities all of a sudden can't stand Trump... Mark My words they didn't used to feel this way.... What changed?

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 10:57 AM (O2RFr)

199 You mean these NBA skills?

https://youtu.be/nZI1GFxiKUE

Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at June 30, 2016 10:57 AM (cfjq1)

200 While in Africa this week, "Congresswoman" Mooch promised...wait for it...$100 million dollars to empower grrrrlllz education.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 10:57 AM (1ZOkK)

201 But I thought his "sport" involved pitching and catching

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2016 10:57 AM (Yo9Lf)

202 The right circumstances being "no cost, all press, much profit."

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at June 30, 2016 10:58 AM (tM4uk)

203 @ 181. Or the Jim Jones of the NBA.

Posted by: Furious George at June 30, 2016 10:58 AM (57K5j)

204 His players will never foul out. No ref wants an IRS investigation.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at June 30, 2016 10:58 AM (WlGX+)

205 @167: "The Ferguson Swisher Sweets."

Please.  The Grape Crush

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 30, 2016 10:58 AM (rznWS)

206 200 While in Africa this week, "Congresswoman" Mooch promised...wait for it...$100 million dollars to empower grrrrlllz education. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 03:57 PM (1ZOkK) I just...I can't even...

Posted by: Insomniac at June 30, 2016 10:58 AM (0mRoj)

207 Wait, I already thought he did run a basketball team called The Democratic Party Globetrotters, While Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan ran the opposing team, the Washington Generals. Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 03:55 PM (jBuUi) ----------------------- McConnell and Ryan are the cheerleaders for The Democratic Party Globetrotters.

Posted by: iforgot at June 30, 2016 10:59 AM (pC96u)

208 He should just throw caution to the wind and come out.

The Mincing Ponces.  The team will consist of the juice boxers on his staff and his fans in the MSM.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 10:59 AM (1ZOkK)

209 199 You mean these NBA skills?
https://youtu.be/nZI1GFxiKUE
Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at June 30, 2016 03:57 PM (cfjq1)



With all those bricks, he could build a rival to The Brickyard at Indy.

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 30, 2016 10:59 AM (oKE6c)

210 Pffft...NBA franchise? Chump change. Try Charities.

Posted by: Bill Clinton, Founder, CGI at June 30, 2016 10:59 AM (hdpay)

211 Whatever the low-baller Obama does it won't be with any of his ill gotten gains. He will probably want to be the 'face' of the team because he is so dreamy and shit.

Posted by: Cheri at June 30, 2016 11:00 AM (oiNtH)

212 Ferguson Felons?

Chicago Purple Drank?

Hmm.

Washington Malaise.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 30, 2016 11:00 AM (HalrA)

213 NBA? He should buy into a brick factory. Then again, it would go under within days. What a complete bastard and lout.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 11:00 AM (p4UlV)

214 This news makes me happy! Look at it this way: at least he won't be Secretary General of the UN!!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 30, 2016 11:01 AM (oQQwD)

215 211 Whatever the low-baller Obama does it won't be with any of his ill gotten gains. He will probably want to be the 'face' of the team because he is so dreamy and shit. Posted by: Cheri at June 30, 2016 04:00 PM (oiNtH) Dreamy if You're into an aged Urkel look alike...

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 11:01 AM (O2RFr)

216 "Michael Symon on Donald Trump: 'There's not a chance I'd let him into one of my restaurants'"


Virtue

[X] signaled

[  ] not signaled

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 30, 2016 11:01 AM (oKE6c)

217 I other stupid Celebrity news. "Michael Symon on Donald Trump: 'There's not a chance I'd let him into one of my restaurants'" http://preview.tinyurl.com/zq2lskx One of the comments: Good thing he's not gay or you would HAVE to serve him. Posted by: Buzzsaw Or black

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 30, 2016 11:01 AM (IqV8l)

218 "Michael Symon on Donald Trump: 'There's not a chance I'd let him into one of my restaurants'" "Michael, I just bought the building. Have your shit out by tonight. Thanks, Donald"

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT[/s][/i][/b] at June 30, 2016 11:01 AM (mf0wg)

219 Mooch can be Oprah's fill in . She can share her favorite lobster recipes and everyone in the audience can give her a new car.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2016 11:01 AM (cM8tR)

220 Obama looked so ridiculous while taking those shots because he had virtually never done it before. He looked like an actor who was told to take a set shot from a set position for as long it took to get good footage, they'd just edit in the "Swish" later. I would swear on my life that Mr. NCAA Brackets doesn't know the first thing about basketball, and is incapable of assistant-coaching an 8-year old Girls team, never mind playing on one.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 30, 2016 11:01 AM (2cS/G)

221

 

Will he charge for admission or does everyone get in for free?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 30, 2016 11:01 AM (lKyWE)

222 208 He should just throw caution to the wind and come out. Posted by: Jane D'oh ______________ At some point, when he becomes morose about not being the center of attention for the world, he will come out of the closet. He will be lauded for his bravery.

Posted by: Furious George at June 30, 2016 11:01 AM (57K5j)

223 214 This news makes me happy! Look at it this way: at least he won't be Secretary General of the UN!! Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 30, 2016 04:01 PM (oQQwD) Normally a toothless organization, but since we are ceding all our sovereignty . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 11:01 AM (p4UlV)

224 212 Ferguson Felons?
Chicago Purple Drank?
Hmm.
Washington Malaise.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 30, 2016 04:00 PM (HalrA)




Chicago Black Cocks

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 30, 2016 11:02 AM (oKE6c)

225 Seriously though that Lynch/Clinton thing looks even more suspicious now...

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 11:03 AM (O2RFr)

226 @212: "Chicago Purple Drank?"

Sacramento Sizzurp

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 30, 2016 11:03 AM (rznWS)

227 >>>>No kidding.
But he gets the lease.
Everyone just knows big money will be coming his way --- for his selfless "public service."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 30, 2016 03:48 PM (T/5A0)




no money is coming his way. no one likes him and now that he is out of power no one needs him. hi is no slick willy.
.
.
.
.
.I concur.  He has served his "historic" purpose and will be left alone by the money people.  The MSM on the other hand will continue to salivate over every word he utters. 

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 30, 2016 11:03 AM (iONHu)

228 218 "Michael Symon on Donald Trump: 'There's not a chance I'd let him into one of my restaurants'" "Michael, I just bought the building. Have your shit out by tonight. Thanks, Donald" Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 30, 2016 04:01 PM (mf0wg) Nice going, Symon, you bald-headed stooge. You just alienated a few hundred thousand potential customers. I will never set foot in one of your dumps.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 11:03 AM (p4UlV)

229 208 He should just throw caution to the wind and come out. Posted by: Jane D'oh yeah but he can't decide which he wants to come out for, being gay or muslim. can't have both.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2016 11:03 AM (AoSQU)

230 Here's a nugget. I suspect Barack is not enough of a maverick to do well owning an NBA team even if he had the net bucks. He's too cavalier and couldn't stand the heat. It's probably just a spurious idea, a bunch of bull. Plus Michelle would just nix the idea.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 30, 2016 11:03 AM (NeFrd)

231 The uh, folks on the other team didn't, uh, think carefully about, uh, beating us. Let's be clear...they beat us because I have a, uh...funny name. That's not who we are as a nation. This notion that you can, uh, just go out and okey doke on my team is, uh...something I will not stand for. I have a pen and a phone. And I have the IRS on speed dial. Those folks on the team that beat us are, uh, gonna learn not to disappoint me.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at June 30, 2016 11:03 AM (WlGX+)

232 Reggie as equipment manager, not for the team the front office.

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2016 11:03 AM (Yo9Lf)

233 ***Some old, white guys will take him up on it.*** According to the rumors those are TFG's type.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 30, 2016 11:04 AM (fofP7)

234 224 Jay Guevara for the win.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 30, 2016 11:04 AM (NUqwG)

235 Good lord, I hope he doesn't have anything to do with the Lakers. They don't need any additional help being terrible.

Posted by: IC at June 30, 2016 11:04 AM (a0IVu)

236 That's because they don't call traveling in the NBA anymore! (See? Because he likes to travel alot.)

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at June 30, 2016 11:04 AM (A/+my)

237 199 You mean these NBA skills?

https://youtu.be/nZI1GFxiKUE
Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman

Little late to the party.
See #73

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 30, 2016 11:04 AM (TMgNe)

238 The Chicago Choom

Posted by: Phone of kari at June 30, 2016 11:04 AM (muSie)

239 225 Seriously though that Lynch/Clinton thing looks even more suspicious now... Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 04:03 PM (O2RFr) As Rush said today "where there's smoke" etc. I mean, we know she's guilty as sin but they must have a smoking nuclear missile of proof.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 11:04 AM (p4UlV)

240 The Detroit Bodycams.

Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 11:04 AM (jBuUi)

241 I wouldn't put Barak owning a NBA team more than a 1 % chance.

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2016 11:04 AM (Yo9Lf)

242 "Michael, I just bought the building. Have your shit out by tonight. Thanks, Donald" Posted by: rickb223 Love this!

Posted by: Cheri at June 30, 2016 11:05 AM (oiNtH)

243 @224: "Chicago Black Cocks"

It shows up on all the Google searches!

Posted by: John Barnett and Ted Clubberlang at June 30, 2016 11:05 AM (rznWS)

244 The Zucotti Park Trustafarians.

Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 11:05 AM (jBuUi)

245 Heard that part of Rush's show also.

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2016 11:05 AM (Yo9Lf)

246 He wouldn't own a team, it'd be an ownership group. You know, the groups the guys that actually own teams make fun of. Posted by: Chupacabra Sounds sorta like the new definition of "Constitutional Scholar".

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 30, 2016 11:05 AM (326rv)

247 212 Ferguson Felons?
Chicago Purple Drank?
Hmm.
Washington Malaise.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 30, 2016 04:00 PM (HalrA)




Chicago Black Cocks
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2016 04:02 PM


Close 'er down, folks, we have a winnah!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at June 30, 2016 11:05 AM (bzd8I)

248 Fuck Fredo and the cannoli he rode in on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 11:05 AM (zp+j1)

249 Well, Michael Symon cookbook I wanted to buy is getting taken off my list.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 30, 2016 11:06 AM (FQKBL)

250

 

 

Golden State Gaylords

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 30, 2016 11:06 AM (lKyWE)

251 The Maui Wowies.

Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 11:06 AM (jBuUi)

252 The Bloods.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 11:06 AM (p4UlV)

253 I call bullshit on the phrase Obama is a sports fan. He likes basketball......period. He isn't a baseball fan, a football fan and he can't spell hockey. He hates NASCAR. Yes, he golf's ...well, he goes out on the course and craps his pants. He only likes basketball. Period.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 30, 2016 11:06 AM (/HC6x)

254 Hey, don't forget me, boss! Count me in on the management team!

I'm widely regarded as the go-to guy in this administration for dribbling!

Posted by: Vice President Joe 'Joey One Cell' Biden at June 30, 2016 11:06 AM (XdbLA)

255 The Panywaists

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 11:07 AM (O2RFr)

256 Now that I think of it, he probably also gets an Illinois House pension ($18,000). He does not qualify for a U.S. Senate pension because he didn't serve five full years. He's counting on a free NBA team equity slice, no doubt. A gift from a grateful owner. And as soon as Obama decides which owner is the lucky winner he will let the guy know.

Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 11:07 AM (LISuA)

257 I suspect Barack is not enough of a maverick to do well owning an NBA team even if he had the net bucks. He's too cavalier and couldn't stand the heat. - He couldn't take it that the other team was actually trying to win. He's not used to that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 30, 2016 11:07 AM (Nwg0u)

258 The Tampa Bay Justice-Involved Seamen.

Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 11:07 AM (jBuUi)

259 The Damascus [Omitted]

Posted by: expansion plans at June 30, 2016 11:07 AM (2WoCi)

260 On the other hand, if Obama bought a NBA team, Micheal Wilbon would have another dick to suck besides LeBron's.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 30, 2016 11:08 AM (/HC6x)

261 The Toronto Rappers?

Posted by: Furious George at June 30, 2016 11:08 AM (57K5j)

262 Obama is the asshole who sits at work all day reading ESPN, goes home and plays franchise mode on NBA2k16, and tells himself he'd be an all-time GM if fate hasn't stuck him with his job. This is another Obama fantasy. He WILL be prosecuted. The institutional left will need a scapegoat and he's just the vapid idiot who'll do. It can't go on.

Posted by: Phone of kari at June 30, 2016 11:08 AM (muSie)

263 The Ball Shave Icks!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 11:08 AM (p4UlV)

264 The Honolulu Closeted Narcissistic Secret Muslim Destroyers of America Too wordy?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at June 30, 2016 11:08 AM (WlGX+)

265 The Chicago Chits

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at June 30, 2016 11:08 AM (A/+my)

266 The Fallujah Strategic Redeployments.

Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 11:08 AM (jBuUi)

267 Posted by: Lincolntf at June 30, 2016 04:01 PM (2cS/G) The one thing every kid practices shooting are free throws, and most get to be pretty good with those because set distance and repetition build muscle memory. So old "Iron Hands" not getting it tells me that the basketball was for political purposes. (Especially since all he has been doing is golfing.)

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 30, 2016 11:08 AM (hLRSq)

268 he seems less like an nba owner and more like a roller derby owner. he would have the added benefit of being able to get michelle a spot on the team.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2016 11:09 AM (AoSQU)

269 Can't wait for the hilarious video of him shooting "buckets" with the team after he joins the membership group. That will be the Epic Fail Video of All Time(tm).

Posted by: Sharkman at June 30, 2016 11:09 AM (x/D2W)

270 Golden Shower Warriors

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2016 11:09 AM (Yo9Lf)

271 The Chicago Bathhouse Boyz

Jeebus.  One of my best friends is a writer and former Chicago Luvabull cheerleader.

She'd curl up in a fetal position in a corner if he bought the Bulls.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 11:09 AM (1ZOkK)

272 270 Golden Shower Warriors Posted by: Skip I literally laughed out loud.

Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 11:09 AM (jBuUi)

273 27 He would be a better basketball player than anyone on the team. I'm a better small forward than my small forward. I'm also a better coach than my head coach, and a better cheerleader than my cheerleaders.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 30, 2016 11:10 AM (z86n1)

274 I suspect Barack is not enough of a maverick to do well owning an NBA team even if he had the net bucks. He's too cavalier and couldn't stand the heat. - He couldn't take it that the other team was actually trying to win. He's not used to that. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 30, 2016 04:07 PM (Nwg0u) his fragile ego would not be able to handle the call in sport show criticism.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2016 11:10 AM (AoSQU)

275 @228: "Nice going, Symon, you bald-headed stooge. You just alienated a few hundred thousand potential customers. I will never set foot in one of your dumps."

Oh, heavens, no! Like I wanted your peasant ass defiling one of my oases, anyway. 

Posted by: Michael Symon at June 30, 2016 11:10 AM (rznWS)

276 The Florida Fupas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 11:10 AM (p4UlV)

277 Wasn't the Stock market supposed to be crashing like it did in 1929 after the Brits voted to leave the EU?  I just looked and it is almost at 18,000.  

I am fairly certain all of the Brexit opponents and Soros told me that the market would crash to levels we had never seen before.

Things that make you go hmmmm.......... 

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 30, 2016 11:10 AM (iONHu)

278

 

Too wordy?

 

 

How are you going to get that on a giant foam finger?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 30, 2016 11:10 AM (lKyWE)

279 Well, there's what that tarmac meeting was about: EXCLUSIVE: State Department Won't Release Clinton Foundation Emails for 27 Months Department of Justice officials filed a motion in federal court late Wednesday seeking a 27-month delay in producing correspondence between former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's four top aides and officials with the Clinton Foundation and Teneo Holdings, a closely allied public relations firm that Bill Clinton helped launch. On Drudge.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 30, 2016 11:10 AM (v9gSJ)

280 Lynchetta has no children. Her stepdaughter was arrested for not paying an uber fare.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2016 11:10 AM (cM8tR)

281 He should stick with something he's actually good at.


Bowling with the Special Olympics. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 11:10 AM (1ZOkK)

282 20 Well judging by his past track record, that franchise will never win another championship. That was/is my initial thought on this. He will run it into the ground & ask for subsidies. Bring popcorn.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at June 30, 2016 11:10 AM (B11vO)

283 275 Oh, heavens, no! Like I wanted your peasant ass defiling one of my oases, anyway. Posted by: Michael Symon at June 30, 2016 04:10 PM (rznWS) My ass may be All American, but so are my dollars. Now go shove your shine box.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 11:11 AM (p4UlV)

284 @240: "The Detroit Bodycams."

The Chicago Shooters

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 30, 2016 11:11 AM (rznWS)

285 Clinton had zero reason to be in Arizona. He went there to meet Lynch. This was a setup in advance. Of course this was a discussion about the investigation and, because the meeting was so short, I'd bet Lynch delivered a message that was already decided. She just met with the President a week or so ago in an unscheduled, unannounced meeting. My bet is the FBI told her what they want to do and she informed the president and then informed Clinton.

Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 11:11 AM (LISuA)

286 "Michael Symon on Donald Trump: 'There's not a chance I'd let him into one of my restaurants'" There is NO bigger narcissistic douchetool than a chef. Presidents included.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 30, 2016 11:11 AM (v9gSJ)

287 would be a better basketball player than anyone on the team. I'm a better small forward than my small forward. I'm also a better coach than my head coach, and a better cheerleader than my cheerleaders. Posted by: Barack Obama at June 30, 2016 04:10 PM (z86n1) how much fun would it be to watch him giving the players pro tips about shooting field goals and setting picks. he would be surprised to learn that "checking the oil" is not allowed in basketball.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2016 11:11 AM (AoSQU)

288 The Klingon Warriors. Oops. That would be Moochelle's. Sorry.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at June 30, 2016 11:11 AM (A/+my)

289 Speaking of Foam Fingers: The Denver StyroColumns.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 11:12 AM (p4UlV)

290 "How are you going to get that on a giant foam finger?"

I'm imagining remodeling my giant foam finger into a slightly different gesture.

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at June 30, 2016 11:12 AM (iIzG7)

291 >>I concur. He has served his "historic" purpose and will be left alone by the money people. The MSM on the other hand will continue to salivate over every word he utters.


Naw, I think he will be embraced by his tech CEO buddies at places like google and facebook. He has been very good to them - govt business, getting them into foreign markets, getting them plenty of cheap foreign labor. He'll be like Gore on the APple BoD - he'll attend the annual BoD meetings and get rewarded with a lot of shares to fund all of his other activities.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at June 30, 2016 11:12 AM (NOIQH)

292 The Atlanta Affirmatives

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 30, 2016 11:12 AM (TMgNe)

293 279 Well, there's what that tarmac meeting was about:

EXCLUSIVE: State Department Won't Release Clinton Foundation Emails for 27 Months

Department of Justice officials filed a motion in federal court late Wednesday seeking a 27-month delay in producing correspondence between former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's four top aides and officials with the Clinton Foundation and Teneo Holdings, a closely allied public relations firm that Bill Clinton helped launch.

On Drudge.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 30, 2016 04:10 PM (v9gSJ)



Well, goodbye everyone.  It's been fun.  I'll be in the closed garage with my deadly VW diesel running, sitting in a lawn chair behind the exhaust pipe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 11:12 AM (1ZOkK)

294 The "JV Squad"

Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 11:12 AM (LISuA)

295 EXCLUSIVE: State Department Won't Release Clinton Foundation Emails for 27 Months They're not even attempting to hide it anymore... Right in Our faces...

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 11:12 AM (O2RFr)

296 The Fundamental Transformers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 11:12 AM (p4UlV)

297 294 The "JV Squad" Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 04:12 PM (LISuA) Thread winner contender, that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 11:13 AM (p4UlV)

298 His team's specialty play will be the Allah Oop.

Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 11:13 AM (jBuUi)

299 Department of Justice officials filed a motion in federal court late Wednesday seeking a 27-month delay in producing correspondence between former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's four top aides and officials with the Clinton Foundation and Teneo Holdings, a closely allied public relations firm that Bill Clinton helped launch. On Drudge. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 30, 2016 04:10 PM (v9gSJ) nah, too obvious

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2016 11:13 AM (AoSQU)

300 I thought this meeting of Bill and Lynch em' was the day before the release of the Benghazi report.

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2016 11:13 AM (Yo9Lf)

301 The DOJ has filed this motion but on what grounds?

Posted by: Cheri at June 30, 2016 11:13 AM (oiNtH)

302 I'm also a better coach than my head coach

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 30, 2016 04:10 PM (z86n1)


He's got someone coaching on how to give head??

Posted by: Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at June 30, 2016 11:13 AM (oKE6c)

303 The Dribblers

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at June 30, 2016 11:13 AM (A/+my)

304 Is my memory faulty, or did the liberals get in all kinds of uproar when Rush Limbaugh tried to buy in on a team? How about the conservatives rebell and use the Dem's tactics on them to prevent this nonsense.

Posted by: Tim Pruett at June 30, 2016 11:14 AM (FQ/17)

305 293 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 04:12 PM (1ZOkK) Oh to be like Murph the Surf and Snowden. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 11:14 AM (p4UlV)

306 300 I thought this meeting of Bill and Lynch em' was the day before the release of the Benghazi report. It was Tuesday and on Wednesday they filed a motion to delay releasing the e-mails.... What a coincidence...

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 11:14 AM (O2RFr)

307 EXCLUSIVE: State Department Won't Release Clinton Foundation Emails for 27 Months They're not even attempting to hide it anymore... Right in Our faces... Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 04:12 PM (O2RFr) state is arguing it before a judge, the judge may not go along.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2016 11:14 AM (AoSQU)

308 Why yes Obama is an asshole.

Posted by: ting hung lo at June 30, 2016 11:14 AM (xZc4z)

309 "Clinton had zero reason to be in Arizona."

He'd heard a rumor there was a girl passing a corner in Winslow, driving a flatbed Ford truck.  He figured she was worth a shot.

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at June 30, 2016 11:14 AM (iIzG7)

310 Moochchell will get a starter position

Posted by: torabora at June 30, 2016 11:14 AM (etN0b)

311 295 - monks with quill pens and ink well don't copy manuscripts that fast.

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2016 11:15 AM (Yo9Lf)

312 The Oklahoma O-Ke-Dokes

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 30, 2016 11:15 AM (XdbLA)

313 state is arguing it before a judge, the judge may not go along.
Posted by: yankeefifth


Hahahaha.

Good one.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 30, 2016 11:15 AM (TMgNe)

314 298 His team's specialty play will be the Allah Oop. Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 04:13 PM (jBuUi) The layabout shot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 11:15 AM (p4UlV)

315 313 state is arguing it before a judge, the judge may not go along. You know they went Judge "shopping" for the right one...

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 11:15 AM (O2RFr)

316 You didn't sink that free throw. Someone else made that happen.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at June 30, 2016 11:16 AM (WlGX+)

317 Well, goodbye everyone. It's been fun. I'll be in the closed garage with my deadly VW diesel running, sitting in a lawn chair behind the exhaust pipe. Posted by: Jane D'oh Don't do it Jane. You have to join the horde when we go to the camps. Who here knows how to make prison wine?

Posted by: Cheri at June 30, 2016 11:16 AM (oiNtH)

318 310 Moochchell will get a starter position Posted by: torabora at June 30, 2016 04:14 PM (etN0b) **furiously scans the index of the Kama Sutra**

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 11:16 AM (p4UlV)

319 Just another reason to boycott the NBA.

Posted by: Blano at June 30, 2016 11:16 AM (GcNvt)

320 Posted by: naturalfake at June 30, 2016 03:34 PM (0cMkb)


And he get's personal meet ups with team members.

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 30, 2016 11:16 AM (NwIkk)

321 The Redistributors.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 11:16 AM (p4UlV)

322 Hahahaha. Good one. Posted by: Joe Mama at June 30, 2016 04:15 PM (TMgNe) well who do you think has been bitchslapping state and forcing release of emails ordering depositions?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2016 11:16 AM (AoSQU)

323 Rush wanted to buy a NFL team and leftists howled until he was denied.

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2016 11:17 AM (Yo9Lf)

324 Is Obama aware that owners don't shower with the players or ballboys after practices and games?

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 30, 2016 11:17 AM (2Y1kI)

325 Rush wanted to buy a NFL team and leftists howled until he was denied. Yes he was... I remember...

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 11:17 AM (O2RFr)

326 8 years of being intentionally foul, and the refs never blew the whistle.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 30, 2016 11:17 AM (2cS/G)

327 One piece of good news is that Rasputin Jarrett only gets a $10,000 per year federal pension once she is driven into the cold January snows. I mean, retired.

Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 11:17 AM (LISuA)

328 Joe Trippi just had a sadz on Your World trying to downplay President Clinton and AG Loretta Lynch meeting.

Posted by: Pimping for Paradise at June 30, 2016 11:18 AM (2X7pN)

329 323 Rush wanted to buy a NFL team and leftists howled until he was denied. Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2016 04:17 PM (Yo9Lf) The excuse was his alleged "racist" comments about Donovan McNabb was a disqualifier. Meh, being Rush was a disqualifier from the get-go.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 11:18 AM (p4UlV)

330 324 Is Obama aware that owners don't shower with the players or ballboys after practices and games? Ooh, look at all the BEARS in here. Did I go and buy a football team? (tee hee)

Posted by: BathhouseBarry at June 30, 2016 11:18 AM (WlGX+)

331 well who do you think has been bitchslapping state and forcing release of emails ordering depositions?

Posted by: yankeefifth

Don't get a riled up there pardner.

I'm just relying on my Magic 8 Ball for prognostication.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 30, 2016 11:18 AM (TMgNe)

332 Don't do it Jane. You have to join the horde when we go to the camps. Who here knows how to make prison wine?

Posted by: Cheri at June 30, 2016 04:16 PM (oiNtH)



We won't have grapes to make wine.  Hopefully, they'll give us rotten potatoes to make vodka.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 11:19 AM (1ZOkK)

333 The Baltimore Riot.

Or the St. Louis Swishers.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 30, 2016 11:19 AM (XdbLA)

334 327 One piece of good news is that Rasputin Jarrett only gets a $10,000 per year federal pension once she is driven into the cold January snows. I mean, retired. Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 04:17 PM (LISuA) Do you have any idea how much of our money all of them have goniffed over the past 7.5 years?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 11:19 AM (p4UlV)

335 state is arguing it before a judge, the judge may not go along. - The judge will find a nice little Easter egg in his pension fund or wake up to find a severed horse's head in his bed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 30, 2016 11:19 AM (Nwg0u)

336 Let Fredo buy an NBA franchise in Iraq or Syria

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 11:19 AM (zp+j1)

337 Nood.

Posted by: Corporal Klinger[/b][/i] at June 30, 2016 11:20 AM (CGjum)

338 A man named Barack loved his hoops. Talked of joining an ownership group But he soon went delirious And was not taken serious 'Cause he talked with that fat chick in Froot Loops

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon likes Limericks at June 30, 2016 11:20 AM (NeFrd)

339 Maybe if Fredo buys a team, The FAB can be the towel boy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 11:20 AM (zp+j1)

340 336 Let Fredo buy an NBA franchise in Iraq or Syria Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 04:19 PM (zp+j1) Let him drop dead. To hell with the Yiddish. Let it be known what is in our hearts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 11:20 AM (p4UlV)

341 My bet is the FBI told her what they want to do and she informed the president and then informed Clinton. Posted by: MTF I'm thinking courtesy brief

Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2016 11:20 AM (Doh4+)

342 Let Fredo buy an NBA franchise in Iraq or Syria He should be buying into the Womens Basketball league, although any of them could take Him out...

Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 11:20 AM (O2RFr)

343 328 Joe Trippi just had a sadz on Your World trying to downplay President Clinton and AG Loretta Lynch meeting.

Posted by: Pimping for Paradise at June 30, 2016 04:18 PM (2X7pN)



I saw that.  He was literally *tripping* over his own dick trying to excuse it.



Tee hee. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 11:21 AM (1ZOkK)

344 Nood ***** But of course there is.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon likes Limericks at June 30, 2016 11:21 AM (NeFrd)

345 Israel has a solid Pro Hoops circuit, somehow I doubt that Obama will be buying into Team Maccabi Tel Aviv.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 30, 2016 11:21 AM (2cS/G)

346

 

OT

Cities are now billing Trump for police overtime because of the violence his rallies cause

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 30, 2016 11:21 AM (lKyWE)

347 "Leaving many to wonder what he will do when he leaves office in January" . . . Like most sentient, intelligent, rational people, I don't give a flaming fuck if this cocksucking Communist pinheaded fool dies of a loathesome disease involving mouth cancer from felching Reggie Love. Just as long as I don't have to hear his nose whistle while he is speaking again or watch him hold his nose up in the air like Il Douche while he's talking down to me, the rest of my life will be genuinely happy though I were to live under a bridge for the next 30 years. Good Lord, the "man" is an insufferable ass.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 30, 2016 11:22 AM (x/D2W)

348 Question is... what NBA team would want him doing to them what he has done to the country.

Posted by: redbanzai at June 30, 2016 11:22 AM (3JA/M)

349 Never fear, he and Mooch will be Clinton Foundation 2, making bazillions speaking and hobnobbing and rubbing "elbows" with their fans. If things were not going to hell, it would be fascinating to study the willfully malignant fretting of transgender bathrooms, placing trannnies in the military, global warming and "the poor" by this administration. Vs, you know, radical islamic terrorism fast marching into every nation. Sen Cruz nails it in interviewing another worthless worm on the payroll...Jeh of DHS. Syntax! Words! Those are the real danger. Not connecting the freaking dots and deporting these bastards before they kill innocent Americans. Oh, no! We would not want to be freaking xenophobes (oh yes I do). If they quack like a terrorist they probably are. If they are associated with radical mosques or have daddy's who are pro-Taliban, they probably learn it at his knee. Seven and 1/2 years of "helping" their favorite religious group have endangered us all. And where the hail is Mateen's wife? That is the question of the summer. I see that the deal struck on the plane by Peyronie's Bill and that Lynch woman (who married in 2007 and this must prevent her from having grandchildren, or so I read) was to not reveal he State Dept emails of Le Haggard Harridan til we are all dead, sometime in her second year if elected. pfft November cannot come too soon...and I pray there will be fumigation of not only the WH but all branches of government. The entire city needs to be tented like for termites...but this would pertain mostly to crapweasels and cockroaches (who we know survive anything. I guess if you look under her tunic it is the body of a cockroach. The tunic tries to hide her hard shell and groady hairy legs).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 30, 2016 11:23 AM (jRWGg)

350 He wouldn't own a team, it'd be an ownership group. You know, the groups the guys that actually own teams make fun of. Posted by: Chupacabra at June 30, 2016 03:29 PM (CGjum) Yeah somebody will GIVE him like 1% of a team so he can call himself an owner and pretend he has some say in the operation.

Posted by: Blano at June 30, 2016 11:23 AM (GcNvt)

351 Here is some advice for him as he leaves the White House: "Hey, Barry! Read a book. You migh actually learn something! Yeah, I know. That's just silly.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 30, 2016 11:24 AM (x/D2W)

352 We won't have grapes to make wine. Hopefully, they'll give us rotten potatoes to make vodka. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 04:19 PM (1ZOkK) Mmm. You can hardly taste the ethylene glycol.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 30, 2016 11:25 AM (hLRSq)

353 right down into the debt and a not-to-good product either. that guy in particular however, the celtics (yes I was from New England) have done it like I grew up watching. Russell, Jones', Satch Sanders, Havlichek, Cowens, Bird, Parish, McHale, DJ, Walton Len Bias was a horror, so too Reggie Lewis. Full stop on the Celtic lore, don't care. Great hoopball. As for TFG, he's failed at everything but 'fundamentally transforming' and that perked my ears back in 2007... Hold on, everyone, to your loved ones and have as best a holiday as you are able.

Posted by: micky at June 30, 2016 11:25 AM (o5vMc)

354 I think we should encourage this. Keep him busy outside of politics.

Posted by: Sexypig at June 30, 2016 11:26 AM (UBBWX)

355 American Idol (Idle) President.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 30, 2016 11:27 AM (frf5f)

356 Time to end the anti-trust exemptions for pro sports.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at June 30, 2016 11:27 AM (hKi6n)

357 Actually I am surprised. Thought he would be into the Cincinnati Reds.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at June 30, 2016 11:29 AM (hKi6n)

358 No doubt that B.O. can't wait to pontificate about big fat sweaty NBA balls.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at June 30, 2016 11:32 AM (yNyJy)

359 ?Owner, operator, GM, and player-coach of the Bathhouse Bengals?

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at June 30, 2016 11:33 AM (713RE)

360 Jane!!! Did you see the UK Daily Mail photos of Mooch's wighat almost blowing off when the "gurls" landed in Madrid? I came this close to having one of my wishes granted (the other is the Prancercizer Pretender falling either up or down the steps of AF Won). She was hanging on to that thang for dear life, while balancing on some type of very odd shoes and semi-fighting her billowing frock (that somehow costs almost two grand). Then! She is towering and lurching around the petite Spanish Queen like a linebacker. Some describe Mooch's dress as either made with a roll of paper towels, a disposable robe from an OB/GYN office, or a boat at full sail. Love the comments. She looks like she ate about four of the Queen for breakfast. I simply cannot bless her heart. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 30, 2016 11:33 AM (jRWGg)

361 Just what I need: another reason to hate basketball.

Posted by: Minuteman at June 30, 2016 11:33 AM (KH8nb)

362 If he runs his b-ball team the way he's run his presidency, we won't have but one season to put up with it...

Posted by: macleod at June 30, 2016 11:36 AM (Qf5bp)

363 How is this a topic of discussion for "Press secretary Josh Earnest"? I mean, really? The White House minions have no real work to occupy themselves except to flutter and fuss about what the "Prez" is going to do after leaving office. And this is important business of our government, how exactly?

Posted by: Shinjinrui at June 30, 2016 11:43 AM (4SznG)

364 If he's occupied with an NBA team we won't have to listen to any post POTUS, elder statesman-ish hooey from him. Which I say with great hope and, perhaps, even greater delusion.

Posted by: steve walsh at June 30, 2016 11:52 AM (9TS9J)

365 Exactly how does this community organizer / constitutional law professor have the kind of coin to buy into a multi hundred million dollar NBA franchise !?!?

Posted by: deadrody at June 30, 2016 11:52 AM (vJOFB)

366 NBA is the perfect MSNBC/ESPN product for Mr. Reverse-Midas Shit-Fingers. 

Posted by: LAST WEEK'S NEWS TODAY at June 30, 2016 11:54 AM (svFmG)

367 "might be taking his talents to the NBA." So he'll be convincing people to buy tickets to see an awful team. That could work.

Posted by: Frank Black at June 30, 2016 12:10 PM (X4Gab)

368 It better be the fucking Eastern Conference,  man.  If he buys into the West it better be the Jazz or the Lakers.  Fuck this guy.

Posted by: Jason M at June 30, 2016 12:16 PM (qD5ZX)

369 Bitchboy doesn't have the money required to play with his balls at that level

Posted by: KenH at June 30, 2016 12:36 PM (67f1X)

370 /

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 30, 2016 02:10 PM (cEeeE)

371 I'm a pretty avid college basketball fan but can't bear the NBA. I sometimes joke that when the eligibility of my favorite college players ends, it's like the player died, because I'm never going to see or hear about him again. So, Obama going to the NBA may be my best bet for some peace and quiet.

Posted by: VideoSavant at June 30, 2016 03:44 PM (vEoE1)

372 Oh Lord, don't let Obozo buy into the Chicago Bulls. Whatever team he buys into, he will insist that he be allowed to go out and lecture the fans at half time--every danged game. And if he does that the team formerly known as the Chicago Bulls will earn the nickname, Chicago Bullshitters

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 30, 2016 05:56 PM (Sda6L)

373 It would be nice if that prick were ever abashed about anything.

Posted by: Michael at June 30, 2016 06:04 PM (KClXw)

374 I read about this a few days ago and thought "How?" Even partial owners are generally billionaires, or at least in the upper hundred millions. I know Obama and his wife will both have large book deals, and speaking fees, but how does he get the money to buy into a team, the huge house he'll live in and all the rest of the things to fill his lavish lifestyle It's not like he could have done well in the stock market with a blind trust. oh wait, what's that you say? He didn't have a blind trust? His stocks were completely open to manipulation based on laws he pushed. Laws like blocking keystone, which helped enrich Warren Buffett, who right before the pipeline became an issue purchased the 2 major oil shipping railroads.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 30, 2016 09:57 PM (XwTyM)

375 "It appears the 44th President might be taking his talents to the NBA." Not sure what those actually entail, unless badmouthing the competition fills some sort of NBA requirement.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at July 02, 2016 08:01 PM (qDQak)

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