June 27, 2013

Women Plump Weiner Up in Poll
— Ace

Yeah I know, I saw the pictures.

Weiner trailed Quinn among men, 23 percent to 19 percent. But among women, they were tied for the lead, with each candidate garnering 16 percent of support.

And in a separate Wall Street Journal/NBC 4/Marist poll released Tuesday, Weiner actually leads Quinn among all Democrats by a margin of 25 percent to 20 percent, and he also bested her among women -- though by a smaller margin.

So this is really, actually going to happen, huh?

This isn't really important but I had a joke so I posted it.

The joke wasn't really that good either.

I suck.

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1 Huma brought out the lesbian vote

Posted by: Moocher at June 27, 2013 12:59 PM (EOJeZ)

2 Huma starts "Women for Weiner" group.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2013 12:59 PM (AmWlQ)

3 Probably not best to declare "I suck" when discussing Wiener jokes.

Posted by: Eric at June 27, 2013 01:00 PM (ClJ2V)

4 May want to rethink your closing line.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 27, 2013 01:00 PM (QLNHI)

5 Go ahead, New York. Elect him. You deserve him.

Posted by: Evil Otto at June 27, 2013 01:00 PM (VPMjy)

6 FIRST!

Posted by: Moocher at June 27, 2013 01:00 PM (EOJeZ)

7 Women for Weiner!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2013 01:00 PM (ix+5k)

8 I gotta get out more often!

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at June 27, 2013 01:01 PM (uD/hn)

9 Huma starts "Women for Weiner" group. aka, sluts.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2013 01:01 PM (ix+5k)

10 I suck.

You really porked up that opportunity.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at June 27, 2013 01:01 PM (FnDl+)

11 Leading by a head.

Posted by: real joe at June 27, 2013 01:02 PM (0V5f3)

12 I wish I could remember which website's comments section where the lefties were lamenting how Dems always held their own accountable. They cited Weiner as a prime example.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 27, 2013 01:02 PM (QLNHI)

13 stricktly dickly!



Posted by: M . McCain at June 27, 2013 01:02 PM (nqBYe)

14 Or in, as the case may be ...

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at June 27, 2013 01:02 PM (uD/hn)

15 Andrew Sullivan starts "Weiner for Weiner" group.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 27, 2013 01:02 PM (v1mq9)

16 I would have preferred a referencing to fluffing.

On topic, does this push the stereotype that women love a bad boy?

Posted by: Flyguy at June 27, 2013 01:02 PM (BeFHp)

17 Greg Gutfeld is threatening to run.  Said he's already been endorsed by John Bolton.

That would be comedy gold.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 01:02 PM (lVPtV)

18 Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H to the L to the Menckizzle

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 27, 2013 01:03 PM (XS/b3)

19 Huma /=/ hummer. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at June 27, 2013 01:03 PM (uD/hn)

20 This makes total sense. We are in good hands with this electorate. Looking forward to a bright future. (Did you see what I did there, SMOD? Please hurry.)

Posted by: t-bird at June 27, 2013 01:03 PM (FcR7P)

21 Weiner is winning by a small margin. Hmm...

Posted by: loneduck at June 27, 2013 01:03 PM (trhwS)

22

But surely all of those enlightened New Yorkers would be eager to put a lesbian in office.

 

Good heavens - we can't  have a pasty-white  entitled male serving the city.  His white privilege will color his votes in Congress.....

 

Where are all of the "Lesbians Against Weiner" signs?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 27, 2013 01:03 PM (ADnWI)

23  I Vote For  Weiner!

Posted by: Richard Mick Dickerson at June 27, 2013 01:03 PM (nqBYe)

24 Wendey Davis needs to ride Weiner hard about his stance...

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2013 01:04 PM (ix+5k)

25 My baloney has a first name...

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at June 27, 2013 01:04 PM (uD/hn)

26 Who knew that there were that many ex porn film "fluffers" in New  York?

Posted by: Skeptical Voter at June 27, 2013 01:04 PM (RZP0w)

27 Would Weiner be as much of a nanny as Bloomberg?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 27, 2013 01:04 PM (bYRF2)

28 Don't think this crowd is into bad boys, just cronyism:

"Huma Abedin is gathering her friends around husband Anthony Weiner, to support his run for mayor. The Hillary Clinton senior adviser and her sister, Heba, are hosting the first Women for Weiner fund-raiser tonight at the home of author and socialite Jill Iscol, who also hosted a bridal shower for Chelsea Clinton. AbedinÂ’s host committee includes designer Reem Acra, Rory Tahari, lawyer Binta Brown and Cheryl Saban, wife of Clinton backer Haim Saban. Weiner himself is expected to greet some 100 attendees."

Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2013 01:04 PM (AmWlQ)

29 so NY women really like Wiener, huh? he probably has some women on his staff already, working on his message- stroking it, massaging it, so that a consensus hardens around what they want to put out there

Posted by: Jones in CO says our forefathers would be shooting people by now at June 27, 2013 01:04 PM (8sCoq)

30 I suppose "poll" makes more sense than "roll."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 27, 2013 01:05 PM (/kI1Q)

31 He plumps when you cook stroke him!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/b][/i][/s] at June 27, 2013 01:05 PM (HsTG8)

32 Liberal women. Who don't give a fuck about what their pseudo-daddy does as long as he makes with the benefits and makes sure baby-killing is convenient.

Posted by: zsasz at June 27, 2013 01:05 PM (MMC8r)

33 That's Wymyn 4 Weiners, ruffians.

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at June 27, 2013 01:05 PM (uD/hn)

34 If I were in NY I'd work on this guys campaign for free.  NYC deserves him...good and hard.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 27, 2013 01:06 PM (/gHaE)

35 Weiner himself is expected to greet some 100 attendees. "greet"?

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at June 27, 2013 01:06 PM (9+ccr)

36 of course, the opposition has to pound Wiener, and soften him up

Posted by: Jones in CO says our forefathers would be shooting people by now at June 27, 2013 01:06 PM (8sCoq)

37 Greg Gutfeld is threatening to run. Said he's already been endorsed by John Bolton.

That would be comedy gold.


I saw RedEye that morning.  I think The 'Stache's endorsement was a little tongue in cheek.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at June 27, 2013 01:06 PM (FnDl+)

38 You gotta love NYC.

Posted by: Anthony "Chicks Dig The" Weiner at June 27, 2013 01:07 PM (Aif/5)

39 Just wait til Weiner gets old & wrinkly.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2013 01:07 PM (ix+5k)

40 Erect me!

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at June 27, 2013 01:07 PM (uD/hn)

41 >Who don't give a fuck about what their pseudo-daddy does as long as he makes with the benefits and makes sure baby-killing is convenient. This is the truest thing you will read on the internet this year

Posted by: Jones in CO says our forefathers would be shooting people by now at June 27, 2013 01:07 PM (8sCoq)

42 I wish i were an Anthony's  Weiner !!

Posted by: willow at June 27, 2013 01:07 PM (nqBYe)

43 It don't surprise me much that women in NYC don't like Weiner.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 27, 2013 01:07 PM (HVOxM)

44 The sweet irony is that he is beating out the former frontrunner, who is female AND gay. She should be a lock for any rational female lib, but nooo not in NYC.

The war on women, brought to you BY lefty women. You cannot make this stuff up.

Posted by: LizLem at June 27, 2013 01:08 PM (8wqqE)

45 I came on a bun, once. With relish, I might add.

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at June 27, 2013 01:08 PM (uD/hn)

46 Some women like to see what a politician is going to screw them with before the screwing actually begins.  Weiner holds a strong lead with these.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 27, 2013 01:08 PM (8ZskC)

47

Folks... this is the Clinton crowd... someone accused of RAPE!  who they let not only get a pass, but laud at a Great Man.

 

/this is my not surprised face...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 27, 2013 01:08 PM (lZBBB)

48 Oh, crap. Scratch that last comment, I read the poll wrong. My God, the stupid IS catchy, isn't it?

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 27, 2013 01:08 PM (HVOxM)

49 Weiner himself is expected to greet some 100 attendees. "greet"? Meat & greet.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2013 01:08 PM (ix+5k)

50 Only vote for dems the guys that can't keep the Weiner's in their pants!

But they will get you free BC and Abortions!

Posted by: willow at June 27, 2013 01:08 PM (nqBYe)

51 I hear that if Weiner's support lasts too long, it will eventually fall off.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at June 27, 2013 01:09 PM (FnDl+)

52 Weiner says all the right things so his personal integrity or morality means nothing to many liberal women. After all, Bubba got a huge pass too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2013 01:09 PM (MWJLy)

53 Wtf happened to women's brains? SMOD, anytime now.

Posted by: L, elle at June 27, 2013 01:09 PM (0PiQ4)

54 aka the Rube Tube.

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at June 27, 2013 01:09 PM (uD/hn)

55 Richard Cranium has entered the race too. Thay will make things really interesting.

Posted by: loneduck at June 27, 2013 01:09 PM (trhwS)

56 Shit, he's like another Kennedy.

Posted by: zsasz at June 27, 2013 01:10 PM (MMC8r)

57 >>Folks... this is the Clinton crowd...

Along with some Muslim Brotherhood connections thanks to Hillary's special friend, er, assistant Huma.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2013 01:10 PM (AmWlQ)

58 The other two candidates must really suck ass if this guy is still in contention

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 27, 2013 01:10 PM (/gHaE)

59 Women for Weiner. There's your joke right there.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2013 01:10 PM (g1DWB)

60 Finally someone is going to get to the bottom of great issue of packages of 10 hot dogs versus 8 buns!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 27, 2013 01:10 PM (XS/b3)

61 16 I would have preferred a referencing to fluffing. On topic, does this push the stereotype that women love a bad boy? Posted by: Flyguy at June 27, 2013 06:02 PM (BeFHp) No it pushes the stereotype that women are stupid.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 27, 2013 01:11 PM (deRF2)

62 So Weiner will be engorge with more money that will stiffen up his campaign with a throbbing cadence that will burst into a climatic victory.

Posted by: Peter Noth at June 27, 2013 01:11 PM (mETGQ)

63 Women for Weiner. But, but I thought most women are lesbians... They don't like weiner....

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at June 27, 2013 01:11 PM (9+ccr)

64 I am not kidding - I live in NYC and Christine Quinn is more of a Union Thug fascist than Weiner.  I wish they could both lose to Joe Lhota, but while either one of those fuckwits is a nightmare, Christine Quinn might be worse.  She's Dinkins II - This Time It's Demagogic Identity Politics. 

Posted by: Rogue Low-Level Employee at June 27, 2013 01:11 PM (epWQP)

65 19 percent of NYC's male population likes Weiner? That might be a little low.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 27, 2013 01:11 PM (HVOxM)

66 35 Weiner himself is expected to greet some 100 attendees. "greet"? Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at June 27, 2013 06:06 PM (9+ccr) In my mind's eye, I'm seeing Anthony with Li'l Anthony in hand, doing a mashup of Señor Wences with Tony Montana: "Say 'hello' to my li'l friend!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/b][/i][/s] at June 27, 2013 01:11 PM (HsTG8)

67 Even my lefty wife is sick over the prospect of Weiner. Then again, Christine Quinn, Bill Thompson and the lefty Chinaman who's the comptroller are no bargain either. Joe Lhota who used to run the MTA will be the Republican challenger and I don't think he has much of a shot against any of them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2013 01:11 PM (+98Gb)

68 Will this election last more than four hours?

Call your doctor.

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at June 27, 2013 01:12 PM (uD/hn)

69 Women are giving Wiener a hand?

Posted by: Gerard Harbison at June 27, 2013 01:13 PM (oiiqn)

70 19 percent of NYC's male population likes Weiner?

Cue famous Lou Reed song...

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 27, 2013 01:13 PM (/gHaE)

71 17 Greg Gutfeld is threatening to run. Said he's already been endorsed by John Bolton. That would be comedy gold.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 06:02 PM (lVPtV)

Don't tease me.

Is it too late to throw someone else into the ring? Can't we get Guiliani to run again, now that term limits were changed? Anyone would be better.

Posted by: LizLem at June 27, 2013 01:13 PM (8wqqE)

72 "Matt Taibbi: All Journalism is Advocacy Journalism"

Well, ok then.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 27, 2013 01:13 PM (XS/b3)

73 I now know what I should do in my retirement.  I'm running for office!

Posted by: Brett Favre at June 27, 2013 01:13 PM (HhwaA)

74 well, to be fair, NYC women have already seen Wiener's wiener. Now they can make an informed decision. And why not? We elected a president because he's half-black. Why not elect the mayor of one of the biggest cities in the world based on what his dcik looks like? I mean really- this is what it has come to in America. "Vote for me- here's my dick."

Posted by: Jones in CO says our forefathers would be shooting people by now at June 27, 2013 01:13 PM (8sCoq)

75 Richard Cranium has entered the race too. Thay will make things really interesting. Dick Head pounds Weiner Down goes Weiner! Down goes Weiner! - H. Cosell

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2013 01:14 PM (ix+5k)

76 >>Even my lefty wife is sick over the prospect of Weiner. Nah, too easy.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2013 01:14 PM (g1DWB)

77 Weiner's slogan:


I PROMISE --

JUST THE TIP



Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 01:14 PM (lVPtV)

78 Just proves NYC is full of shitheads. Nothing new there.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2013 01:14 PM (V1ZIU)

79 This post is making my head throb.

Posted by: Barney Frank at June 27, 2013 01:14 PM (mETGQ)

80 Christine Quinn might be worse. She's Dinkins II - This Time It's Demagogic Identity Politics.

Posted by: Rogue Low-Level Employee at June 27, 2013 06:11 PM (epWQP)


So true. Quinn makes Nanny Bloomberg look like a Libertarian.

Posted by: real joe at June 27, 2013 01:14 PM (0V5f3)

81 Greg Gutfeld for mayor!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2013 01:15 PM (jjvz+)

82 Christine Quinn makes Janet Napolitano feel like a girl.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 27, 2013 01:15 PM (HVOxM)

83 Prog women are always desperate for a good schutpping.

Posted by: Waldo at June 27, 2013 01:15 PM (RZwdH)

84 And I'm surprised by this why, exactly ? Nobody noticed something that happened back in early November last year ? Whiskey, tobacco, shotgun shells. LIB

Posted by: sneaky little five-eyes at June 27, 2013 01:15 PM (+jyzN)

85 >>"Matt Taibbi: All Journalism is Advocacy Journalism"

You just figure that out, Matt, or did you think it was the world's best kept  secret? Now go ahead and apologize to anyone you've mocked for noticing that the media is biased.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2013 01:16 PM (AmWlQ)

86 The sad thing is- This wasn't even a cool scandal like he got caught boning Scarlett Johannson on top of the UnderDog balloon during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. This was pitiful, wimpy, creepy sorry-ass scandal one step above shaking your wang at a bunch of school kids. You know, the kind of scandal that shows Weiner to be the kind of guy who has zero personal impulse control over his need to exhibit his sub-average wiener. Would you want him around your kids? Honestly? No you would not. But, fine Dims elect him mayor of New York. Dims are simply mentally ill and immoral.

Posted by: Somewhat Sorry To Offend You at June 27, 2013 01:16 PM (n0B9h)

87 >The other two candidates must really suck ass if this guy is still in contention really- how bad do you suck if you're polling behind the guy who left Congress in disgrace after Tweeting his meat?

Posted by: Jones in CO says our forefathers would be shooting people by now at June 27, 2013 01:16 PM (8sCoq)

88 They don't care that weiner is a piece of shit, they just want to thumb their noses at those who exposed him for what he was/is. Nobody cares about anything anymore except for winning and revenge.

Posted by: spypeach at June 27, 2013 01:16 PM (0n1+D)

89 No it pushes the stereotype that women are stupid. And Women for Weiner doesn't?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2013 01:16 PM (ix+5k)

90 I wonder if Wiener is using Steve Martin Penis Cream. For a smoother, more luxurious penis.

Posted by: Jones in CO says our forefathers would be shooting people by now at June 27, 2013 01:16 PM (8sCoq)

91 Weiner hopes to slide into Bloomberg's slot.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 27, 2013 01:16 PM (jGsIV)

92 SSTOY -

I guess what this proves is that for liberals, the individual isn't important, as long as the ideology is correct.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 27, 2013 01:17 PM (HVOxM)

93

So you had the joke first Ace, and then you searched for the weiner...very interesting.

//Freud

Posted by: Guido - at June 27, 2013 01:17 PM (8I9hB)

94 Weiner Lusts for nothing but Naked Power

Posted by: zsasz at June 27, 2013 01:17 PM (MMC8r)

95 OT/ from Twitter :
Boston PD has located red SUV w/ RI plates it was looking for in July 2012 homicide. Aaron Hernandez rented it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 27, 2013 01:18 PM (v1mq9)

96 In post-apocalyptic Amerika, woman should be banned from voting. Like it used to be when the country was strong.

Posted by: Mil-Dot at June 27, 2013 01:18 PM (Cs2tJ)

97 72 "Matt Taibbi: All Journalism is Advocacy Journalism" Well, ok then. Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 27, 2013 06:13 PM (XS/b3) Matt Taibbi owes any career he has to his father, who is a somewhat ok journalist, if not a totally sullen prick (yeah. I met him a couple times through a mutual friend).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2013 01:18 PM (+98Gb)

98 I've always felt a little guilty about hating every New Yorker I've ever met. I feel a little less guilty tonight.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request [/i] at June 27, 2013 01:18 PM (U2UQk)

99 Weiner Down goes Weiner! Down goes Weiner!

That'll ruin your career, man.

Posted by: Randall Simon at June 27, 2013 01:18 PM (/kI1Q)

100 96 In post-apocalyptic Amerika, woman should be banned from voting. Like it used to be when the country was strong. Posted by: Mil-Dot at June 27, 2013 06:18 PM (Cs2tJ) Just outlaw the Democrats. The 'ettes are pretty damn cool if you axe me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2013 01:19 PM (+98Gb)

101 22 Teresa my nomination for Thread Winner: "Where are all of the "Lesbians Against Weiner" signs?"

Posted by: sneaky little five-eyes at June 27, 2013 01:19 PM (+jyzN)

102 The reason why the joke's not so funny is because it's on us.

Posted by: chaz at June 27, 2013 01:19 PM (sSNkG)

103 Anthony Weiner: Everything but the dirty raincoat

Posted by: zsasz at June 27, 2013 01:19 PM (MMC8r)

104 Glad them wimmenz got birth control paid for by the gullible American people.

Posted by: Sandra Fluck at June 27, 2013 01:20 PM (/djtm)

105 His opponents should simply air the bizarre and awkward denials he made after the scandal first broke.

He'd have looked less guilty had he whipped out his dick in the middle of the press conference.

I've never seen someone affirm their guilt so decisively with their denials.  The only thing worse than a liar is a bad liar who is too dumb and narcissistic to know he's a bad liar.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 27, 2013 01:21 PM (SY2Kh)

106

If this guy's dick gets him elected Mayor, I'm running for President!

 

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Ric Flair at June 27, 2013 01:21 PM (Ks4nX)

107 Anthony Weiner : The Weiner the World Awaited

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 27, 2013 01:22 PM (ovWeo)

108 If I tell you I'm for Weiner, will you hold it against me? (its a joke ..hold it against me?) like if I tell you "you have a nice body"...will you hold it against me? Oh never mind.

Posted by: Guido - at June 27, 2013 01:22 PM (8I9hB)

109 If NYC wants this human garbage, have at it.  They haven't made a fucking bit of sense since Rudy turned around the shithole that Dinkins made.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 27, 2013 01:22 PM (YtS37)

110 95 OT/ from Twitter :
Boston PD has located red SUV w/ RI plates it was looking for in July 2012 homicide. Aaron Hernandez rented it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 27, 2013 06:18 PM (v1mq9)




Holy crap.  You need to send that to ace (I know).

Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 01:22 PM (lVPtV)

111 Anthony Weiner: Circumspect and Circumcised

Posted by: zsasz at June 27, 2013 01:22 PM (MMC8r)

112 Just outlaw the Democrats. The 'ettes are pretty damn cool if you axe me.

Ok, 'ettes get a pass.

Posted by: Mil-Dot at June 27, 2013 01:23 PM (Cs2tJ)

113 >I've always felt a little guilty about hating every New Yorker I've ever met. I feel a little less guilty tonight. After 9/11, I gave NYCers the benefit of the doubt for years. Now.... fuck 'em. They actively embrace the crazy.

Posted by: Jones in CO says our forefathers would be shooting people by now at June 27, 2013 01:23 PM (8sCoq)

114

Kelsey Grammer, the time is right for you to sweep in and win this thing!

Posted by: Cowboy at June 27, 2013 01:23 PM (VRCBg)

115 28. Do any Weiner supporters have more consonants than vowels in their name?

Posted by: Miriam Webster at June 27, 2013 01:23 PM (/djtm)

116 Women Provide Grease For Weiner's Slide To Victory

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 27, 2013 01:23 PM (SY2Kh)

117 What does Weiner plan to ban?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 01:23 PM (lVPtV)

118 Vote for Pencildick!

Posted by: zsasz at June 27, 2013 01:24 PM (MMC8r)

119 Well, at least we'll have some great headlines to look forward to from the NY Post.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2013 01:24 PM (MWJLy)

120 I like to play around with horse semen. Take me seriously at your own risk.

Posted by: Matt Taibbi at June 27, 2013 01:24 PM (Aif/5)

121 From NRO: On the Senate immigration bill: "Menendez maintained that the House “can have its own process,”  but then argued that applying the Hastert Rule to this issue would be, frankly, undemocratic. “If you insist on a majority of the majority, as Speaker Boehner has said, that is a minority,” the New Jersey senator explained, and “a minority should not dictate the future of millions of lives of people in this country.” So...let's put that Supreme Court ruling from yesterday up for a vote. Which it had... ...in California.

Posted by: T. Leonidas at June 27, 2013 01:24 PM (ttnbL)

122 I wonder if Wiener is using Steve Martin Penis Cream.

For a smoother, more luxurious penis.



If $500 worth of hand cream hasn't made a difference, I don't see what your product can do.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 27, 2013 01:24 PM (8ZskC)

123 In post-apocalyptic Amerika, woman should be banned from voting. Like it used to be when the country was strong.

I like how you think voting actually matters. How quaint.

Posted by: Barry at June 27, 2013 01:24 PM (uPbpg)

124 113 28. Do any Weiner supporters have more consonants than vowels in their name?

Posted by: Miriam Webster at June 27, 2013 06:23 PM (/djtm) ---------

 

 

Oh seriously "Weiner supporters?

Posted by: Guido - at June 27, 2013 01:25 PM (8I9hB)

125 >I guess what this proves is that for liberals, the individual isn't important, as long as the ideology is correct. winner winner chicken dinner Mao or Stalin could get elected today

Posted by: Jones in CO says our forefathers would be shooting people by now at June 27, 2013 01:25 PM (8sCoq)

126
And where is Oswald Cobblepot supposed to go?

Bloomberg planning to run for governor, or is he awaiting an ambassadorship?

Posted by: soothsayer at June 27, 2013 01:25 PM (KwX0v)

127 Might not want to say "I suck" when talking about Weiner.

Just sayin...

Posted by: SGT. York at June 27, 2013 01:25 PM (X1kG8)

128 Matt Taibbi owes any career he has to his father, who is a somewhat ok journalist, if not a totally sullen prick (yeah. I met him a couple times through a mutual friend).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2013 06:18 PM (+98Gb)



Matt once wrote a classic takedown of Flathead Friedman (and gave him the nickname in the same book review).  Other than that he's fucking worthless.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 27, 2013 01:25 PM (YtS37)

129 I just find myself unable to laugh about this shit anymore.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 27, 2013 01:25 PM (pDl3L)

130 If only we could cut loose the island of Manhattan and let it float off into the Atlantic.  The country would be a better place.  Of course, we'd have to do a little sumpin sumpin with lower Long Island to set it free.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 01:25 PM (lVPtV)

131 Weiner's lead is so thin, it represents Weight Watchers.

Posted by: The Elbows Have Won at June 27, 2013 01:26 PM (rCS6C)

132 If only we could cut loose the island of Manhattan and let it float off into the Atlantic. The country would be a better place.


Just make sure everyone's standing in the middle.

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at June 27, 2013 01:26 PM (8ZskC)

133

Certainly Anthony has a plan to stem inflation

Posted by: Senior Logic at June 27, 2013 01:26 PM (Pr6hk)

134 127 I just find myself unable to laugh about this shit anymore.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 27, 2013 06:25 PM (pDl3L)




*pats couch*  Here, come sit next to me and have a vodka martini.  It will make the fall of the U. S. A. a little easier.  Just a tad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 01:27 PM (lVPtV)

135 127 I just find myself unable to laugh about this shit anymore.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 27, 2013 06:25 PM (pDl3L) --------

 

 

Oh come on..weiner! weiner! weiner!

Posted by: Guido - at June 27, 2013 01:27 PM (8I9hB)

136 Female interns hardest hit.

Posted by: NYCA at June 27, 2013 01:28 PM (/djtm)

137 Wiener pulls out of the rear, now enters the front of pack by a hair.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 27, 2013 01:28 PM (SY2Kh)

138 My personal favorite NY Post headline on Weiner was when there was a picture of him with his new baby daughter and the headline said, "Pop goes the weasel". I don't think it's here but there are lots of others. http://tinyurl.com/nupvdh5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2013 01:29 PM (MWJLy)

139 Posted by: Dr Spank at June 27, 2013 06:18 PM (v1mq9)


Holy crap. You need to send that to ace (I know).

Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka



I re-tweeted it so I'm sure he can see it, unless he avoids my tweets which is crazy but possible.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 27, 2013 01:29 PM (v1mq9)

140 "Women Want Moar Weiner,


and they want it NOW!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2013 01:29 PM (Cnqmv)

141 Posted by: Jane D'oh, You'll be nekkid, right?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 27, 2013 01:29 PM (pDl3L)

142 A funny-looking megalomaniac perv for NYC Mayor? Why not? They've already got the dwarf megalomaniac bit covered, why not add the perv factor?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 27, 2013 01:29 PM (r+7wo)

143 Jane -

I dunno if Weiner is gonna ban anything. I do have it on good authority tho that if elected, he will decriminalize exposing yourself on the subway. In fact, those who complain WILL be prosecuted.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 27, 2013 01:30 PM (HVOxM)

144 Drudge's joke-a-matic hardest hit.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 27, 2013 01:30 PM (Gk3SS)

145

Tony can't wait to pull the lever for himself... Just watch

Posted by: Senior Logic at June 27, 2013 01:31 PM (Pr6hk)

146
You'll be nekkid, right?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 27, 2013 06:29 PM (pDl3L)




In my younger days you'd have enjoyed it.  Now?  Not so much.  Thankfully, D'oh still finds me "hawt."

Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 01:31 PM (lVPtV)

147 I just find myself unable to laugh about this shit anymore. Just think of it as the 2013 American version of the movie "Life Is Beautiful." :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2013 01:31 PM (MWJLy)

148 test

Posted by: testes at June 27, 2013 01:31 PM (Cs2tJ)

149 So, who is going to design our Camp uniforms?  I prefer pastels.  At least for the wimmins.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 01:32 PM (lVPtV)

150

"have you seen my weiner?"

Posted by: Franks and beans at June 27, 2013 01:32 PM (Pr6hk)

151 So, who is going to design our Camp uniforms? I prefer pastels. At least for the wimmins. Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 06:32 PM (lVPtV) I also look good in bold colors. Perhaps I'll be able to get a waiver.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 27, 2013 01:33 PM (r+7wo)

152 That pic of TFG on Drudge:  "Standing in the door of no return."

How I wish.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 01:33 PM (lVPtV)

153 Never been north of Richmond. Another reason not to go.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at June 27, 2013 01:34 PM (/djtm)

154

"But what about Brett Farv-ra?"

There must be something in the water in NYC

Posted by: Franks and beans at June 27, 2013 01:34 PM (Pr6hk)

155 146 So, who is going to design our Camp uniforms? I prefer pastels. At least for the wimmins.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 06:32 PM (lVPtV)---------------------

 

 

And I DO NOT do plaid.

Posted by: Guido - at June 27, 2013 01:34 PM (8I9hB)

156 I wonder if we can have seasonal uniform colors?  Or at least Special Patches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 01:34 PM (lVPtV)

157 In summary of the headline:
BOOOOOOO!!!

I've got "past due" tomatoes with no obvious targets.  Don't "be that guy".  I'm north of forty, but I've still got a great arm.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 27, 2013 01:35 PM (lq3Ak)

158 Boston PD has located red SUV w/ RI plates it was looking for in July 2012 homicide. Aaron Hernandez rented it.


Posted by: Dr Spank at June 27, 2013 06:18 PM (v1mq9)


So based on this and the Speedbump Brothers, I take it that the Boston PD gives you two free murders before they bother looking for you?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 27, 2013 01:35 PM (Gk3SS)

159

I can't recall.  Did Weiner support the surge?

Posted by: Bwarney Fwank at June 27, 2013 01:35 PM (Pr6hk)

160 I just looked in the mirror...I need vertical stripes.

Posted by: Guido - at June 27, 2013 01:35 PM (8I9hB)

161 Posted by: Jane D'oh, Just. needed to know if I had to bathe. Time said were all socialists now, ya know?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 27, 2013 01:36 PM (pDl3L)

162

Don't worry Manhattanites.  If I'm elected Mayor, I'll keep one eye on all of you.  You'll see.

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at June 27, 2013 01:37 PM (Pr6hk)

163 but....do you suck weiner!!??

Posted by: thunderb at June 27, 2013 01:38 PM (zOTsN)

164 Husband is out to dinner with a vendor tonight.  Asked me, "Honey, do you want to join us?"

Me:  "Umm.  No."

I'm a survivor of sitting through boring dinners in nice restaurants listening to bidness talk.  No thanks.

So it's a mater sammich for me tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 01:38 PM (lVPtV)

165 Boston PD has located red SUV w/ RI plates it was looking for in July 2012 homicide. Aaron Hernandez rented it. *** Hernandez isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, is he?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2013 01:38 PM (jjvz+)

166 Women like big government. What else is new?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2013 01:38 PM (kVfSG)

167 Hernandez isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, is he?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2013 06:38 PM (jjvz+)



He plays in the NFL, right?  I'm predicting a "head injury" defense.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 01:39 PM (lVPtV)

168 161 Jane. Local maters?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at June 27, 2013 01:39 PM (/djtm)

169 He plays in the NFL, right? I'm predicting a "head injury" defense. Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 06:39 PM (lVPtV) Listened to Rush today. That's already started.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 27, 2013 01:40 PM (r+7wo)

170 Golfman, yes.  Bought them from a sweet local guy who is also going to be selling fresh lady peas (white acre) tomorrow.  Has amazing veggies that he grows.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 01:40 PM (lVPtV)

171

I just want to let the women of Manhattan know, as Mayor, I will give you a chance to exercise the levers of power for the City.

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at June 27, 2013 01:41 PM (Pr6hk)

172 Mmmmm. I luvs me a good mater. Still hot from the sun. Mine aren't there yet.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 27, 2013 01:41 PM (pDl3L)

173 Welcome to Columbia, SC. I've seen two major accidents and my first 2 cop car response to a felony today.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 27, 2013 01:42 PM (joqNl)

174 He plays in the NFL, right? I'm predicting a "head injury" defense.

I wonder how many guys on the PBR circuit have commited murder?  Those guys get concussed all the time. 

Posted by: no good deed at June 27, 2013 01:42 PM (HhwaA)

175 Maybe someone should remind these simple-minded liberal women that Lil Ant'ny was flipping dick-pics what, a year after he got married? Maybe they won't look so favorably on him if you paint him as a heel to his wife.

Posted by: zsasz at June 27, 2013 01:43 PM (MMC8r)

176 Or at least Special Patches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 06:34 PM (lVPtV)


My dear, we have a charming selection of new and improved patches specifically designed to ensure that all will clearly know your exact place in the New World Order.

Posted by: H Goebbels at June 27, 2013 01:43 PM (Cnqmv)

177 I was going to do a raised garden bed this year, until we realized we're on a deer super highway.  Found a zip-up cover designed to go over raised beds in a catalog last week.

I'll do a bed next year.

Husband turned onto our street yesterday evening and there were six deer in a neighbor's yard, one of them a tiny, newborn baby. 

Hardly a day goes by we don't have them in the back yard, and they nap next to the garage, which has freaked me out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 01:44 PM (lVPtV)

178 Vote for the dyke, not the dick

Posted by: zsasz at June 27, 2013 01:44 PM (MMC8r)

179 nood

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 27, 2013 01:44 PM (aDwsi)

180 This is for ladies but every once in awhile I have to run a little water trough it.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner's campaign ad for women at June 27, 2013 01:44 PM (mETGQ)

181 Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 06:44 PM (lVPtV)

Nothing quite like azalea and vegetable fed deer!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2013 01:45 PM (Cnqmv)

182 Who knew showing your penis to young women was a turn on to them. I'd always been told chicks hated that, that men's bodies were just "gettin' around" Jeeps. Apparently the vehicle is junk but the junk they like is the hood ornament.

And, yeah, way to go, New York City. You do indeed deserve the dick.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 27, 2013 01:45 PM (eHIJJ)

183 I was going to say that his wife was never around. But, he could have sent her dick picks if that is all he was about, i.e., exhibitionism. I think he was looking to hook up.

Posted by: Waldo at June 27, 2013 01:46 PM (RZwdH)

184 >Maybe someone should remind these simple-minded liberal women that Lil Ant'ny was flipping dick-pics what, a year after he got married? doesn't matter- he supports a woman's right to chop her fetus into manageable pieces for easy disposal choose

Posted by: Jones in CO says our forefathers would be shooting people by now at June 27, 2013 01:46 PM (8sCoq)

185 JD'oh. It's a fine time of the year. ripe local tomatoes and Anthony Kennedy's decisions. I am in a quandry.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at June 27, 2013 01:46 PM (/djtm)

186 128 If only we could cut loose the island of Manhattan and let it float off into the Atlantic. The country would be a better place. Posted by: Jane D'oh, creepy-assed cracka at June 27, 2013 06:25 PM (lVPtV) Funny you should mention that. A while back, S. Weasel said the following: Hoo boy! You thought Bloomberg was a national hate object. If they elect this jackass, the rest of the country will have no choice but to saw Manhattan loose and tow it out to sea. To which I replied, "BRB. Sending campaign contribution." http://sweasel.com/archives/11672

Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2013 01:48 PM (sdi6R)

187 Jane my problem is squirrels. Everywhere. Ill lay even money that my tiny yard has more protein rich biomass per sq. ft per hr than yours. Imma conibear they asses when the weather turns.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 27, 2013 01:48 PM (pDl3L)

188 Husband turned onto our street yesterday evening and there were six deer in a neighbor's yard, one of them a tiny, newborn baby.

Hardly a day goes by we don't have them in the back yard, and they nap next to the garage, which has freaked me out.


Does anyone know if these things work?  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shishi-odoshi  It's like a scarecrow, but for deer.

I like the sound they make.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2013 01:48 PM (J79eW)

189 @120 - Diet Coke just shot out my nose.  Thanks....

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 27, 2013 01:49 PM (6+R5g)

190 Weiner as mayor of NYC is a great idea. Dennis Rodman would make a perfect chief of staff. GO NYC!

Posted by: angel with a sword at June 27, 2013 01:49 PM (sYNwJ)

191 Jane. I've heard human hair runs off the deer. Clean out your hairbrush and spread around. don't know for a fact tho.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at June 27, 2013 01:51 PM (/djtm)

192 The bar I hang out at is great - it''s liquor (sp) In the front and poker (sp) in the rear.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 27, 2013 01:51 PM (ZCTPl)

193

After 9/11, I sent NYC the equivalent of 2 weeks take home pay.

 

Would I do it again? No.

Posted by: Warden at June 27, 2013 01:52 PM (HzhBE)

194 I liked his ever so casual mentioning a few weeks ago that there miiight be a few more Dick-Picks floating around the old cyberspace, he's not sure. Just letting us know, should anything pop up.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 27, 2013 01:53 PM (49tRP)

195 Somehow this just seems to right fit in with Weiner jokes: Glenn Beck reads Rachel Jeantel's deleted tweets: http://tinyurl.com/nupvdh5 The second part is pretty funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2013 01:59 PM (MWJLy)

196 I've discovered that a .177 hollow point BB gun will cause deer and squirrels to lose complete interest in overrunning my yard. It doesn't kill 'em, just makes them decide to choose lower hanging fruit for their decimating. I used to have 10 to 16 deer a night and two to three squirrels 'working' my yard, day and night. After taking a .177 to the ass, they appear to lose interest in annoying me. Groundhogs, however, require a Sears 'transplant' shovel to the back of the head before they move along. But move they will, never to be seen again.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request [/i] at June 27, 2013 02:00 PM (U2UQk)

197 Christine Quinn will easily lick Weiner in the election.

Posted by: Michael the a hobbit, but you can call me Michael at June 27, 2013 02:03 PM (7cS5n)

198 C'mon Ace. That tag should have been "Women PUMP Weiner Up in Polls". You off your game today? Bad day yesterday? Sigh: yeah.

Posted by: davisbr at June 27, 2013 02:03 PM (EuWFS)

199 The Democrat women supporting Weiner are just giving lip service.

Posted by: theCork at June 27, 2013 02:07 PM (hbAdE)

200 Dems, Libs, Progs Champions of immorality,dead babies, unread bills, pedophiles, terrorists, dead voters, etc. etc. and exhibitionist deviants. Basically all that is good about America.

Posted by: Nunyobidnez at June 27, 2013 02:10 PM (RZvso)

201 God, I hope he wins. What a millstone around the neck of the Democratic Party - particularly as he hasn't taken the time to cure himself of his little addiction - which guarantees more hilarity (and embarrassment to the Democrats) to come.

Posted by: There Is A God! at June 27, 2013 02:11 PM (QgAFR)

202 "Husband turned onto our street yesterday evening and there were six deer in a neighbor's yard, one of them a tiny, newborn baby." A 22 to the head, fawns are very tender if properly basted. Bon appetite.

Posted by: angel with a sword at June 27, 2013 02:52 PM (sYNwJ)

203 On the plus side, gonna be hilarious the next time one of these whores starts yelling about the "war on women"

Posted by: trump at June 27, 2013 03:00 PM (F8Lnm)

204 So NYC is probably going to elect a sex offender as mayor. Am I being punked? Fuck it, someone get Gary Condit to run for governor.

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 27, 2013 03:02 PM (zcdZm)

205 This is exactly why Democrats are able to win elections even though they are devoid of any ideas that arent proven failures. They never hold their politicians responsible for ANYthing, no matter how disgusting, dishonest, or corrupt. They circle the wagons and fight even harder for their guys or gals. Meanwhile.......Sarah Palin. If Palin was a Democrat, she would be in line for the Presidency in 2016. Instead, the GOP establishment tripped over each other throwing her under the bus. Then Tea Party conservatives started openly trying to oust Republicans and the ill will has grown from there. Now we have a full on civil war going on, with RINO Rubio, Graham, and others, on a list we are trying to primary. As voters, we stand for values and eat our own when necessary. The Dems have no values, only goals...and the ends justifies the means. Bottom line, we have no chance to fix the country as long as the GOP is run by pathetic simpletons who prioritize being liked by a group of politicians, whose greatest ambition is to completely wipe them out of existence. Its third party time folks.....the GOP will screw us on amnesty and then there is absolutely zero point in waiting any longer. Whats left to lose? Its time to put these RINO jerks on the street where they can enjoy what they have created. The country will never be saved by half witted, weak sauce, GOP progressives....its time to go bold or go home, we can no longer wait for Republicans, as a party, to "sack up" and some how gain a value system.

Posted by: alecj at June 27, 2013 03:14 PM (UMhhr)

206 I really don't understand how women think, but from what I've observed of their behavior this doesn't surprise me at all.

Posted by: Socratease at June 27, 2013 03:42 PM (3V4IJ)

207 Don't beat yourself up too much Ace. You only seem to suck when current events conspire to thrust Weiner in your face.

Posted by: (T)expat - West Africa Time at June 28, 2013 12:48 AM (wbCuS)

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