May 29, 2007

Within 12 Hours, Jewish Bankers Collude To Kill Peaceful Peasant Reformer
— Ace

The leader of an offshoot terrorist organization of the Al-Asqa brigades is sent to Zion within 12 hours of assuming his duties as mass-murderer.

The International Jew-Banker Conspiracy

Resistance is futile.

Although, if you really must have some resistance, we can get it for you wholesale from our cousin Moishe.

Posted by: Ace at 11:27 AM | Comments (30)
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1 Thanks for the reminder...I was almost late with a credit card payment. Those Jeeeewww bankers play rough.

On the upside for this new terror group, they didn't have time to take the ad down from so they won't have to pay extra to repost the opening in their organization. 

Posted by: Drew at May 29, 2007 11:33 AM (gNyUT)

2 Well, that was a bit disappointing. I was hoping to see him in bits and pieces and all the thugs fighting over them. Looks like they got him in the neck.  Good job, joo  bankers!

Posted by: ro-ro at May 29, 2007 11:35 AM (8xCvb)

3 Jooos! I bow down to their greatness, and their low interest rates.

Posted by: Stormy70 at May 29, 2007 11:51 AM (7WJsV)

4 Hate to think it mighta been an internal squabble and not the Joooooos but at least they got blamed for it, and another asshole is dead.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 29, 2007 12:00 PM (pzen5)

5 Oi vey!

Posted by: Xoxotl at May 29, 2007 12:07 PM (F/ysA)

6 Ladies and Gentlemen, JACK CARTER!!!

Anybody got any salt???

Posted by: E Buzz Miller at May 29, 2007 12:14 PM (sf4Oe)

7 If Israel would just quit resisting and die already the moderate muslims wouldn't have to keep creating so many terrorists.

Right, Juan Cole?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2007 12:15 PM (t+mja)

8 Flappy the Freedom Eagle is EXCITED about seeing an eeeeevil A-rab receive the punishment he so richly deserves.

But Flappy is also saddened.  Because by making fun of phony conspiracy theories, Ace forgets that SOME conspiracies are DEADLY SERIOUS.  Specifically, Flappy is concerned about the cabal of America-hating leftists and mainstream media elites who tell lies, vicious lies about our successes in building a free Iraq.  A cabal so hideously evil, that it used the heroic visage of Flappy the Freedom Eagle on a fake memo designed to sow lies about the delicious and plentiful food supplied to our troops.

Some cynical types might suggest that the one and only Ace of Spades should have used his own fearsome journalistic powers to contact the embassy before proclaiming the memo to be fake and launching into vulgar, retrospectively humiliating diatribes aimed at those who question his ace investigative skills.  FOOLS!  Flappy the Freedom Eagle sneers at such outdated pathetic MSM notions as reporting and fact-checking.  These are the tools employed by the LIBERAL MEDIA CONSPIRACY!

Posted by: Flappy the Freedom Eagle at May 29, 2007 12:16 PM (z8kZy)

9 Some cynical types


Posted by: Toby928 at May 29, 2007 12:24 PM (ATbKm)


The MSM believes in fact checking?

***spewing coffee on monitor***

Posted by: Gayford Buttram at May 29, 2007 12:24 PM (/0y1E)

11 Ace, when the fuck are you going to start handing out some bans for the trolls here today? This is your place and if you don't have a problem with them that's your business, but they're starting to get on my nerves a bit.

Not to mention the fact that DailyKos would have already banned anyone from our side doing something similar.

Posted by: Shivv at May 29, 2007 12:25 PM (v8h2M)

12 The traffic over the last 24 hours must be huge, sweet sweet blog money.

Posted by: Toby928 at May 29, 2007 12:32 PM (ATbKm)

13 Asked

>>Ace, when the fuck are you going to start handing out some bans for the trolls here today?


>>The traffic over the last 24 hours must be huge, sweet sweet blog money.

Crazy like Yeah, that's it. A fox.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2007 12:37 PM (t+mja)

14 If he wanted blog traffic money, all Ace really has to do is post the "Is Ron Paul the Messiah" poll... or a post with "BREAKING! Zionists control the Federal Reserve!"

Posted by: DoDoGuRu at May 29, 2007 12:39 PM (zZy28)


Yep, he appears to be dead, alright. Very dead. A short career, I'd say. Those Joooooos may be bankers, but brother, they sure can shoot. Maybe the Al Aqsa boys might to want to start naming their leaders in secrecy.


legalzoom must be grinning ear to ear.

Ace, could I hit you up for a hundred until payday? I swear by all that is Gleen I will pay you back, with interest.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at May 29, 2007 12:42 PM (yrptY)


teh BREAKKING!  JUAN COLE to be named Yale PROVOST!!1!

Posted by: Juan Cole at May 29, 2007 12:45 PM (EKMxC)

17 Welcome to this issue of Coffee Talk.  Okay, Mohammed Morai meeting Allah and the Abu Ammar Brigades being leaderless, who do you think will assume the mantle of command and subsequently be pushing up daisy's?

Talk amongst yourselves.

Oi, thinking about those brave Jewish boys are making me so verklempt.  I bet they're like buttah.

If you want to comment, give us a call at 555-4444.  Give a call, we'll talk, no big whoop.

Posted by: Linda Richman at May 29, 2007 01:06 PM (F/ysA)

18 He can sit next to Rantisi in paradise.

Posted by: Sobek at May 29, 2007 01:10 PM (6GK9U)


That reminds me, The Jew banker and world domination picnic is set for next Monday. Anyone want to carpool. We can go over the new password and handshake before we get there.


Posted by: Lou at May 29, 2007 02:20 PM (DngOs)

20 I'm in!  I'll be bringing the blood of Palestinian children and ice.

Posted by: wiserbudstein at May 29, 2007 02:47 PM (hp0Gj)

21 I'm in!  I'll bring the ham sandwiches. 

Posted by: Xoxotl at May 29, 2007 03:45 PM (F/ysA)


I'm in! I'll bring a vanload of shiksas.

Who's covering booze?

Posted by: lauraw at May 29, 2007 05:23 PM (DbybK)

23 Who's covering booze?

lauraw, you didn't maybe notice?  I'm all over that.

Unless you want I should bring a few bottles of Manischewitz as well?

Anyway, who's bringing the gentile-foreskin chips? 

Posted by: wiserbudstein at May 29, 2007 05:43 PM (hp0Gj)


Helloooo! I know that's what the hebes need to relax, but shiksas can't get crocked on Pali blood, you silly.

They'll just stare in horror and cry in a huddle all night.

Grab up some wine coolers and hard lemonade. Don't be a nudnick.

Posted by: lauraw at May 29, 2007 05:55 PM (DbybK)

25 Such a pain you are!

Fine, I'll bring the chick liq.  Consider it a mitzvah.

Posted by: wiserbud at May 29, 2007 06:14 PM (hp0Gj)

26 Just remember when you are making payments to the Jewish conspiracy, we take Mastercard, Visa, Diners Club and American Express.  All payments are not-tax deductible.

Posted by: Robert at May 29, 2007 07:49 PM (oHBxM)

27 All payments are not-tax deductible

You haven't met Sheldon, my accountant.

Posted by: HerrMorgenholz at May 30, 2007 03:45 AM (5aa4z)


According to my unimpeachable lefty sources, this guy's death actually created 4.7 terrorists.  We're losing ground here!

Posted by: VJay at May 30, 2007 06:12 AM (qEool)

29 Certified Public Accountant, if you don't mind.

Oy, when I think... he could have been a doctor, like his cousin Mordechai...

Posted by: Sheldon's Mother at May 30, 2007 06:16 AM (hp0Gj)

30 Don't mind me.  I'll just sit here, in the dark, by myself.

Posted by: Sheldon's Grandmother at May 30, 2007 11:19 AM (F/ysA)

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