January 31, 2005

Where is Ace?
— Ace

Hot-tubbing it with Redford?

Prepping for that coveted appearance on Hardball?

On a three-day drunk with Byron York?

Standing on a corner somewhere cursing Lopez, Goldberg and Lowry for standing him up?

Checking out the local haberdasheries with Joe Pantoliano?

Hospitalized after a near-fatal run-in with Margaret Cho?

These are the only explanations that make any sense to me.


Posted by: Ace at 08:01 AM | Comments (7)
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1 "Where's Ace", as we all know, is a metaphysical/zen-type question.

Only people with "substance" and "conscious", who look inward with "integrity" will ever know the answer.

Or Ace could just show up and say something. Spoilsport.

Posted by: senator philabuster at January 31, 2005 08:11 AM (UHfuz)

2 He's searching for the Holy Grail with Paul Anka.

Posted by: Winston at January 31, 2005 08:26 AM (r83tQ)

3 Well damn, if you read my blog, you might just have read some of Amishs' guesstimates...

Click here

Posted by: fat kid at January 31, 2005 08:30 AM (yHxMk)

4 It is puzzling that he would still be away; because as we all know, the only satisfaction he gets is from reaming our asses.

Posted by: lauraw at January 31, 2005 08:30 AM (C/v+x)

5 No laura, that's just you...


Posted by: fat kid at January 31, 2005 08:33 AM (yHxMk)

6 I figure he's hiding out from Anka- stuck in a closet with Joe & Jimmy Hoffa

Posted by: HowardDevore at January 31, 2005 08:59 AM (I0qFL)

7 Damn... wish I was cool enough to hang out with Joey Pants.

Posted by: at February 01, 2005 12:45 AM (yChzq)

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