February 29, 2008

When Paulbots attack Clintons!
— Jack M.

This is probably the most pathetic and yet most compellingly entertaining political story you will read today.

Meet Robert Morrow, full time Clinton-hater and Ron Paul enthusiast.

Now if I were to say to you "describe a man who spends over 10 hours a day researching Clinton conspiracies and supporting Ron Paul" I bet you would probably list the following:

Perpetually indignant.
43 years old.
Unmarried.
Doesn't hold a steady job.
Occasionally day trades stocks.
Lives off an inheritance.

Shockingly, Robert Morrow meets all these criteria and more! Let's learn more about this fascinatingly nuanced man of letters, shall we?

So, Rob, tell me your thoughts about Chelsea Clinton.

"Chelsea is the seed of Web Hubbell and not Bill Clinton. Would I bet my life on it? No. I would bet my pickup truck," he declares between bites of salmon. "Hillary Clinton was sleeping with both of her law partners, Webb Hubbell and Vince Foster. And she's a lesbian, too."

Interesting. I always thought her dad was Janet Reno, but then I haven't read all the books. How does a man as worldly and sophisticated as Robert Morrow spend his days?

"I've got other aspects of my life when I'm not, you know, stopping Clinton pond scum," insists Morrow, who has no steady job but enjoys a family inheritance. "Um, I like to work out at the gym. I like to go hiking. I like to ride my bicycle."

You know who else likes hiking? Gabriel Malor. I'm just sayin'....

So what do you think about that Clinton killed dozens of people email I've been getting for the past decade, Rob?

But Morrow doesn't want to come off looking as reckless as those who say the Clintons have been involved in dozens of killings; he suspects they were only involved with maybe 5 percent of those alleged murders.

You see, this is what separates your run of the mill conspiracy theorists from the really insane guys...the ability to separate the wheat from the chaff. You know what word is becoming synonymous with Robert Morrow? "Credibility", that's what.

Tell me more about your politics, Rob. I'm on the verge of subscribing to your newsletter, as I must know more. It's my civic duty, you understand, to be informed.

Morrow lives in a suburban Austin home with a lot of Ron Paul campaign material, a prominently displayed Hooters calendar and an 8-foot tall shelf packed with Clinton books. In many, he has meticulously underlined passages he deems important and jotted margin notes and stars.

Remember when I used the word "credibility"? I'm beginning to re-think that choice. It's possible I was wrong....

But the guy has a Hooters calendar, so I feel obliged to give him the benefit of the doubt. If he likes tit, you must acquit after all.

For South Carolina's January primary, Morrow funded thousands of recorded calls to voters attacking Clinton. He used his voice on the message, which among other things, accused Clinton allies of trying to silence former White House aide Katherine Willey, who said President Clinton groped her. He said: "They nail-gunned her car tires and stole or killed her pet cat named Bull's-eye. Hillary thinks cats are expendable. Can you trust her?"

And, you lost me, Rob. Anyone who thinks cats are expendible is a better candidate than I once thought.

So what will you do when Clinton, umm, "pulls out" of the race Rob? You have devoted a large chunk of what you call a life to her family it seems.

As Sen. Clinton's prospects have faded, Morrow has been spending more time trying to mobilize voters for Paul, the libertarian Republican candidate.

I see. You think that's the way to go, do you? Good luck with that. Really.

You know the truly sad part about all this? The guy would probably make one hell of a blogger. Well, when he wasn't editing the Ron Paul wiki entry and burying stuff on Digg, anyway.

Having met Mr. Morrow, all I can say is "In my adult life I have never been prouder of my status as a co-blogger at a site founded by and written for morons than I am at this moment."

Because, you see, I could be Mr. Morrow.

Posted by: Jack M. at 07:14 AM | Comments (41)
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1 I guarantee you this guy is a "McAmnesty Juano" screamer too.

Posted by: funky chicken at February 29, 2008 07:16 AM (I+jPP)

2

If Hillary can have her right wing conspiracy, why can't he have his Clinton conspiracy?  Its not like he doesn't have a lot of factual information to mix with his seemingly nutty conjectures.   

Posted by: polynikes at February 29, 2008 07:27 AM (m2CN7)

3 No one is saying he can't have his conspiracy theories, polynikes. But he doesn't have to be respected for them either.

Posted by: Jack M. at February 29, 2008 07:36 AM (Rt2uy)

4

Holy crap, Jack!  That's 100% pure, unadulterated, comic genius of a takedown you just wrote.  I'm still pissing myself.

I will never ridicule your poetry again!

JackM for prez.

Posted by: EC at February 29, 2008 07:36 AM (mAhn3)

5

I will never ridicule your poetry again!

Dude.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 29, 2008 07:41 AM (t+mja)

6

You know, for a lesbian, his version of Hillary seems to suck a whole mess of dick. (with apologies to Something*Positive)

Thanks for giving us our shot of that sweet, sweet crazy for the weekend, Jack.

Posted by: David Ross at February 29, 2008 07:50 AM (GwV+j)

7 His electric lime green Polo button-down is pretty nice for a shirt that's completely butt-effin' hideous. 

Posted by: Joanie at February 29, 2008 07:51 AM (Z9tCp)

8

Tell me more about your politics, Rob. I'm on the verge of subscribing to your newsletter

A Ron Paul supporter with a newsletter? Maybe Ron himself actually writes this one, since he apparently didn't write his own.

Posted by: Ted K. at February 29, 2008 07:52 AM (pzI13)

9 "I will never ridicule your poetry again!" You know, EC, it's like I always say: "They come to the HQ for cutting edge political commentary, but they come back for the epic poems and occasional links to lipstick-lesbian pr0n. Mainly the epic poems, though." Thanks for validating my slogan!

Posted by: Jack M. at February 29, 2008 07:55 AM (Rt2uy)

10

Believe me I give him no respect but unfortunately him and people like him are the only ones to raise and repeat the confirmed dirt on the Clinton's*.  Everyone in the sane world seems to have come to accept or ignore some really bad things. 

* There are a few books out there but they are in the remainder bins.

Posted by: polynikes at February 29, 2008 07:55 AM (m2CN7)

11 You most definitely are the Jack of Spades. Well done, sir.

Posted by: Gordon at February 29, 2008 07:56 AM (KoMjB)

12
I heard if Clinton takes Texas she is not out of the running. I think that would be great in that I want to see a real blood bath at the convention.

Posted by: Rinnie at February 29, 2008 07:56 AM (zo22j)

13

The one thing I'll give him is the Webb Hubbell paternity thing. Look at his photo side by side with Chelsea.

Scary.

Posted by: Spartan Fan at February 29, 2008 07:57 AM (RP451)

14 Tell me more about this "inheritance" thing... how do I apply?  Is it merit-based or quota-based?  Oh, and is being crazy on the weekends considered overtime?  Thanks.

Posted by: Stashiu3 at February 29, 2008 07:58 AM (tarqT)

15 It's always amusing to sneak into CrazyLand and wander around.  The only problem is when you can't find the door to get back out.

Oh well.  Back to work.

Posted by: JayC at February 29, 2008 08:05 AM (w3Zn1)

16 In addition to working out, hiking, and riding his bike, I'm guessing he also likes to attend meetings of the Hair Club for Men.

Posted by: Rocketeer at February 29, 2008 08:06 AM (fN7ju)

17 The fucker has a bachelors from Princeton and a masters from one of the local universities there in Austin. And he's unemployable? What kinda fuckin' chance to the rest of us have?

Posted by: pendejo grande at February 29, 2008 08:07 AM (9lzJ7)

18 Why do I get the feeling that one day we're all going to know his middle name, much like we know the middle names of Mark Chapman and Lee Oswald?

Posted by: Cybrludite at February 29, 2008 08:07 AM (+Obzq)

19 *sniff*  As one of the morons let me thank you for wasting your life blogging here.  Never have so many owed so little to such a talentless few. But don't let this rare praise make you think we're going to share solos.
 

Posted by: PrairieWind at February 29, 2008 08:07 AM (DM0G/)

20 pendejo grande, I suspect it's not so much the degrees as it is Teh Crayzee which makes him unemployable. But too crazy to work in Austin? Wow. That's top quality weapons-grade crazy right there...

Posted by: Cybrludite at February 29, 2008 08:13 AM (+Obzq)

21 He's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes

Posted by: Can't give up old memes at February 29, 2008 08:22 AM (evdj2)

22

They come to the HQ for cutting edge political commentary, but they come back for the epic poems and occasional links to lipstick-lesbian pr0n. Mainly the epic poems, though

What if we arrived here by accident looking for lesbo pr0n and only stay cause we were lured into the activity pit?

Posted by: TheEJS at February 29, 2008 08:25 AM (GBqY8)

23 I guess this means my prominently displayed Hooters calendar has got to go. Damn it.

Posted by: ano at February 29, 2008 08:50 AM (QIfim)

24 I always wondered how Chelsey ended up the ugliest possible offspring to Hillary and Bill; but now that you mention it, she's the spittin' image of Web Hubbell. Her facial structure and his are a match; and she doesn't really look like either Hillary or Bill, anyway. Such is life, neither here nor there.

Posted by: maverick muse at February 29, 2008 09:07 AM (LYKFp)

25

"Everyone in the sane world seems to have come to accept or ignore some really bad things."

Huh?  You wouldn't be Mrs.  Morrow, would you? 

Posted by: Fred at February 29, 2008 09:44 AM (ywDRa)

26

As a Clinton-hater from way back I gotta say, that dude is scary and the type that really bothers me.

If he wasn't a Ronulan, I would have thought he was a Clinton plant (hmmmm, that does add some authenticity, maybe he is a Clinton plant)

As we all know, the Clintons love to respond to bs attacks and ignore the real ones.

Geniuses like that guy muddy the waters so if people ask "Where did Foster die and how did he get to that park?", Clintonistas can respond, "Oh, so you think Hillary killed 53 people, huh? Loon."

 

Posted by: Veeshir at February 29, 2008 10:13 AM (zXUuJ)

27

Because, you see, I could be Mr. Morrow.

The realization that I am not has done a lot to raise my spirits.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at February 29, 2008 10:24 AM (O9Cc8)

28 Its been so long since your last epic poem.  My heart longs for a new one.

Posted by: dan-o at February 29, 2008 10:25 AM (XRwMr)

29

I don't know if this guy is a crackpot or not but the first time I saw a picture of Chelsea, I said, 'Whoa - Webb Hubble!" The facial simularities are striking, and it's hard to see any of Bill's genes at all.

Since I'm teetering on the edge of crackpottery, I might as well go whole hog.

Bill has always liked the Playmate-of-the-Month circa 1970 type. Big eyes, big smile, big hair, lotsa makeup. He is no more attracted to Hillary's 'type' than he is to another man.

Bill hooked up with Hill shortly after his return from the Soviet Union. His 1970 trip had been paid for by the Soviet government and, as was always the case, vetted by the KGB. Bill had been bird-dogged as someone of interest by one of his Oxford professors. 

That's not the conspiracy theory. That's pretty well established. Here's the conspiracy theory.

During the Cold War it was a standard practice to provide a 'Party Wife' to members who did what they called 'secret work'. The Party Wife would be a partner and provide sex as needed, or the man could get sex elsewhere.

Hillary was a true-believing Marxist, mentored by the likes of Robert Truehaft and Jessica Mitford. But she was 'clean' - that is, not a CPUSA member - the perfect Party Wife. 

Sure, it's crazy. But have you seen pics of Hillary circa 1970?

Posted by: lyle at February 29, 2008 11:31 AM (fHfJ+)

30

It makes me laugh that some of you people are so ordinary in your outlook that you think "holding a steady job" is some kind of virtue. Being told what to do your entire life is the definition of slavery. I've hardly ever worked, have accumulated a good deal of wealth, lived in eight countries and visited 76, and have never inherited one cent from anyone. It is only the un-courageous who  hide behind their jobs to have some sort of identity. I feel sorry for all the people who have no idead how to live.

 

Eric Thomas Bradley

Posted by: Eric Bradley at February 29, 2008 12:19 PM (4gHqM)

31 I find your lifestory intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter

Posted by: toby928 at February 29, 2008 12:22 PM (evdj2)

32

It makes me laugh that some of you people are so ordinary in your outlook that you think "holding a steady job" is some kind of virtue.

Diligence is one of the seven virtues described in the poem Contest of the Soul.  Holding a steady job often requires a careful work ethic, which is diligence.  Patience, another virtue, is usually necessary too.

Furthermore, your comment Mr. E.T. Bradley, leads me to believe you lack the virtues of kindness and humility.  Apparently being well-travelled and wealthy isn't everything.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 29, 2008 01:25 PM (pKBEW)

33

You needed to include "has an ivy league education and an advanced degree" somewhere in the original post.

Only someone so educated could be so fucking stupid.

Oh, after seeing his pic, I'm not buying that "working out, bike riding, hiking" thing.

Posted by: headhunt23 at February 29, 2008 02:01 PM (GyBCc)

34

Eric,

Sucking Dick is still considered work.

 

Posted by: headhunt23 at February 29, 2008 02:11 PM (GyBCc)

35

"I've hardly ever worked, have accumulated a good deal of wealth, lived in eight countries and visited 76, and have never inherited one cent from anyone."

Oh yea?!?!?! Well I've only worked 3 days in my entire life, worth $546.7 million, lived in 21 countries and visited 103, and was born a poor black child with no rhythm.

Does that make me cooler than you or does that just make me another person that tries to blow smoke up people's asses on the internet in a vain attempt to make myself feel superior?

"It is only the un-courageous who hide behind their jobs to have some sort of identity. I feel sorry for all the people who have no idead how to live."

It must be lonely up there. I guess that's why you feel the need to post on a moron blog.

 Forgive me if I think you are full of shit.

Posted by: theBman at February 29, 2008 02:29 PM (/vN7m)

36 I've been banneded from 72 blogs and don't have no job. I've ben to 8 diiferent county faires too! Keep yourself some dentil recirds for when tey finde yur body bie the raiylyards. Its bein hobo seazon an' all. 

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 29, 2008 02:41 PM (Ld6XY)

37 Eric, not to disparage your heredity/people/family, and sorry if I do, but, Seventh generation hobos usually don't inherit much. Just sayin'. P.S. Don't forget your Ron Paul absentee ballot.

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 29, 2008 02:46 PM (Ld6XY)

38

Eric,

Sucking Dick is still considered work

Not if he enjoys it.

But going the extra mile to lick scrotum?  Yeah- I guess that might be work.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 29, 2008 03:38 PM (v8vVW)

39

It makes me laugh that some of you people are so ordinary in your outlook that you think "holding a steady job" is some kind of virtue. Being told what to do your entire life is the definition of slavery. I've hardly ever worked, have accumulated a good deal of wealth, lived in eight countries and visited 76, and have never inherited one cent from anyone. It is only the un-courageous who  hide behind their jobs to have some sort of identity. I feel sorry for all the people who have no idead how to live.

 

Eric Thomas Bradley

 

Oh great, another keyboard Rambo.

Posted by: Gen.William Tecumseh Sherman at February 29, 2008 09:09 PM (blNMI)

40

THE BOTTOM LINE: HILLARY IS IRRESPONSIBLE WITH POWER

 

Dear American Friend,               www.1984ArkansasMotherOfTheYear.com

 

            I have attached my “Hillary file” which is culled from the 205+ books and other media that I have on Hillary and Bill. The Clintons are thugs. On the campaign trail in 2007 Hillary and Bill are play acting as the loving, respectful couple – singing each other’s praises on stage and engaging in public affection as they troll for votes.

            In order to understand Hillary and Bill, one must first understand the wildly dysfunctional Jerry Springer lifestyle they have lived for 36 years. Hillary has covered for Bill who not only has had HUNDREDS of women, but also perpetrated several rapes and vicious sexual assaults, often involving biting the lips of the women victims. In order to cover up this Jerry Springer chaos, Hillary has often used Sopranos tactics: a secret police and criminal intimidation tactics to harass, intimidate and terrify Bill’s sex victims and girlfriends.

 

WE’VE HAD ENOUGH “EXPERIENCE” WITH HILLARY;

CLINTON BLACK OPERATIONS MUST STOP

 

            These tactics include the savage beating/almost murder of Gennifer Flower’s neighbor (Gary Johnson – 6/26/92), criminal harassment campaigns on Kathleen Willey (1997-98 car vandalism, stole or killed her cat Bullseye, witness tampering), Liz Ward Gracen (who Bill probably raped [1983] while she was Miss America – harassed/threats, 1997), Gennifer Flowers (break-ins, threats, 1992), Sally Perdue (car vandalism, threats, 1992), Bobbie Ann Williams (break-in), Christy Zercher (a flight attendant, groped 1992, break-in, 1994), Patrick Knowlton (extreme harassment campaign Oct. 1995; witness tampering),  Suzi Parker (a journalist harassed off Arkansas tainted prison blood scandal 1999, fearing for her life), Connie Hamzy (lying campaign, 1991) and Juanita Broaddrick (raped by Bill 1978, break-in and IRS audit when she went public in 199 . It is not a stretch to say that Hillary, Bill and Buddy Young may have organized the murder of their former contract employee Jerry Parks on 9/26/93 because he knew too much about the Clintons.

            Hillary and Bill were well on the way to crucifying Monica Lewinsky as an unstable stalker, liar and fantasist - – and would have done so if Bill’s semen had not been found on Monica’s blue dress. Hillary’s private eyes were already digging into Monica’s past, when the real story was the Clintons’ criminal track record.

            Additionally, biographer Roger Morris describes a vicious sexual assault by Bill on a woman (around 1980) on p.238 in his book Parters in Power. Journalist Michael Isikoff details a extremely crude sexual advance by President Bill in 1996 on a lady married to a Democratic VIP on p.162 of his book Uncovering Clinton. Additionally, pervert Bill exposed himself to Paula Jones in May, 1991 and also to Carolyn Moffet in 1979.

            Other Clinton dysfunctions include Bill’s cocaine addiction as governor, Hillary’s lesbianism and the fact that Chelseais probably the seed of Webb Hubbell, NOT Bill Clinton. Bill’s only offspring is probably Danny Williams, the product of deadbeat dad Bill’s cocaine-fueled sex orgies with (no condoms) drug-addicted street hooker Bobbie Ann Williams and her girlfriends back in 1983-84. Bill paid $200 to Gennifer Flowers so she could have an abortion in Jan., 1978, just 3 months before Bill’s double rape of Juanita Broaddrick on 4-25-78. Bill severely bit Juanita’s lip to disable her during the rapes. Also, wild Bill, brother “Roger the Dodger” and best friend Dan Lasater were partying with high school girls and providing them cocaine when Bill was governor in the early 1980’s.

             And, of course, there is Hillary’s long and intense affair with Vince Foster who was her emotional husband while Bill was screwing everything in sight. Hillary has a long record of fomenting domestic violence with Bill. The Secret Service, fed up with this insanity, leaked to the press Hillary smashing a lamp during an argument with Bill. Hillary has often thrown objects at victim Bill.

            Hillary has used criminal tactics such as a secret police and illegal IRS audits to go after both political enemies and Bill’s sex victims and girlfriends. It was probably Clintons’ FBI who put a rotating harassment team of 25 people on Patrick Knowlton, a witness in the Vince Foster investigation, on October 26, 1995, and continuing for a week. What the Clintons did to Patrick Knowlton was Clinton streetfascism as well as witness tampering.

            This was a prelude to the intimidation campaign waged on Kathleen Willey in 1997-98 before her deposition in the Paula Jones case. Paula Jones who Bill exposed himself to, rape victim Juanita Broaddrick, probable rape victim Liz Ward Gracen, and mistress Gennifer Flowers all got audited by Clintons’ IRS in the late 1990’s.

            Floyd Brown’s offices were burglarized in 1992 and only his Clinton files were stolen. Brown’s private phone conversations were illegally wiretapped by Hillary’s goon Jack Palladino. Another one of Hillary’s thugs, Anthony Pellicano is in jail in LA for the same kind goon tactics he did for the Clintons in 1992.

            Clinton biographer Emmett Tyrrell also had his offices twice broken into and his NY apartment invaded once. The manuscript of Tyrrell’s book Boy Clinton was stolen when he couriered it to Robert Novak for a blurb. Clintons thugs tried to intimidate 2 of Tyrrell’s researchers in Little Rock.

            Also, at least one independent counsel in the 1990’s took to carrying a gun after being harassed by Clinton goons in yet another intimidation event.

Hil

 

HILLARY TREATS PEOPLE LIKE DIRT

LIKE THEY ARE “INVISIBLE”

 

            Many people close to the Clintons describe Hillary as rude, vulgar and abusive, not just with staff and co-workers, but especially with Bill who she made a sport of ridiculing, according to L.D. Brown, Bill’s favorite state trooper. Hillary is well known for making mean, vicious and personally degrading comments often towards people who work for and with her. She probably got that from her dad Hugh Rodham, a deeply disturbed man.

            Hillary and Bill are sociopaths, not unlike serial killers such as Ted Bundy. Seemingly personable and normal while brown nosing wealthy contributors or opinion makers, Hillary and Bill have no regard for the integrity and well being of others. They disregard rules and lie with practiced ease, not feeling guilt or empathy for others.

             Bill is the kind of guy who can rape your sister upstairs and then come down to the living room and tell you what a great book he has read about women’s rights. Hillary is the kind of person who can be in the kitchen calling up a secret police to terrify your rape victim sister into silence, and then come out to the living room and ask what do you think about her latest speech on women’s and children’s rights.

            Some of the goons that Hillary has used to cover up her and Bill’s Jerry Springer lifestyle and criminal activity include Ivan Duda (1982), Jerry Parks (1980’s), Jack Palladino (1992) and Anthony Pellicano (1990’s). Pellicano is now in JAIL in Los Angeles for the same kind of thug intimidation tactics that Hillary hired him for. Also, Buddy Young, the head of Bill’s trooper detail and who Bill made #2 at FEMA, is additionally a dangerous criminal that Hillary and Bill has employed in their black operations. Terry Lenzer is also someone Hillary has used extensively.

            Please forward this information to your Democratic friends and co-workers and ask that they (and you) vote for and support John Edwards, Barack OBAMA, Bill Richardson or any other Democratic candidate, and NOT Hillary. The difference is Hillary will break your kneecap to get to the White House; the others will not.

            Thank-you and have a great day!

 

Robert Morrow       Clinton expert    Austin, TX    512-306-1510

 

Posted by: Robert Morrow at March 02, 2008 10:08 PM (cdPoQ)

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Hey, check this out, I write poetry, too:

Hillary and Huma Abedin sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love, then comes marriage lesbian sex,

Then comes NOTHING.  [Source: right there in front of you]

 

Hillary and Webb Hubbell sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love, then comes marriage,

Then comes CHELSEA [Source: Larry Nichols and Chelsea's BIG lips]

 

Bill and Gennifer sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love, then comes bondage/kinky sex,

Then comes an ABORTION [January, 1978, source: Gennifer Flowers]

 

Bill and crack whores sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love, then comes cocaine fueled orgies with no condoms,

Then comes Danny Williams [in 1984, a child that Hillary and deadbeat dad Bill have done NOTHING for, Source: Bobbie Ann Williams]

 

Hillary and Vince Foster sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love, then comes an emotional marriage,

Then comes VINCE'S SUICIDE (1993) leaving his wife Lisa a WIDOW and 3 kids without a dad

   [Vince's deteriorating relationship with lover Hillary was a big factor in Vince's suicide.]

 

Hillary and Bill sitting a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love, then comes marriage and 32 years of pure hell,

Then comes NOTHING.  [Chelsea is probably the seed of Webb Hubbell, Not Bill Clinton.]

 

from Robert Morrow Clinton expert     Austin, TX    512-306-1510

 

 

 

Posted by: Robert Morrow at March 02, 2008 10:11 PM (cdPoQ)

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