January 31, 2007

What The Hell Is This?
— Ace

Content warning towards the end.

I started off feeling bad for this guy. I finished up wanting to beat his face in with a cinderblock.

This is the video I was looking for, because someone brought up Loverboy.

It's embarrassingly funny too. The coolest part is when the guitarists jerk their axes up in time with the drummer's cymbal-crash.

Posted by: Ace at 01:42 PM | Comments (45)
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1 "We LITERALLY ended up moving in together..."

As opposed to figuratively?

Posted by: Army Lawyer at January 31, 2007 01:46 PM (d4X7I)

2 He has a real small dick, its pathetic, he should pretend to be a secret agent or something.

Posted by: Simon at January 31, 2007 01:50 PM (ATbKm)

3 Yeah, Right!!! >

I LOVE the GAME!!!

And also, dudes.

Posted by: Loverboy at January 31, 2007 01:53 PM (4qddO)

4 Fucking moron blog haters.

This guy is living the dream, douchbags.

God bless America.

Posted by: ether at January 31, 2007 01:58 PM (Mtz57)

5 AFC?

Always fucking crying?

Posted by: Barbula at January 31, 2007 02:01 PM (fIjdj)

6 Uh, you're right -- what the hell IS this?

(And what's with the acronyms?)

Posted by: someone at January 31, 2007 02:03 PM (I/t4f)

7 I finished up wanting to beat his face in with a cinderblock.
Thanks to your encouragement, Ace, I began with the beat-his-face-in bias -- and he did not disappoint!

The sad thing is, he's such a douchebag, he deserves to be with a shallow, selfish materialistic cunt like her. It's kind of like a gunfight between al-Qaeda and the Mahdi Army -- you don't so much care who wins, so long as its gruesomely bloody.

Posted by: at January 31, 2007 02:03 PM (jYT9+)

8 Anybody who listens to The Streets and Justin Timberlake should have his face beaten in on a regular basis.

Posted by: Scot at January 31, 2007 02:11 PM (nbkCt)

9 The guy's still a dork. He must either have money, or be a club promoter.

Posted by: pajama momma at January 31, 2007 02:12 PM (+Aq+d)

10 That drummer totally rocked out with his cock out as for the poor asian boy maybe he's got a nice case of ghonaherpsyphaclap to go with his once broken heart.

Posted by: Meatball at January 31, 2007 02:15 PM (i8nuF)

11 with a shallow, selfish materialistic cunt like her.

How on earth did you get that she was like that from this video? Maybe he was needy goon and she couldn't take it anymore.

Posted by: pajama momma at January 31, 2007 02:16 PM (+Aq+d)

12 AFC probably means "Average Frustrated Chump".  But I like "Always Fucking Crying" better.

Posted by: CT at January 31, 2007 02:17 PM (KV/Mz)

13 F'ed up the link.

Posted by: CT at January 31, 2007 02:18 PM (KV/Mz)

14 on and on and on and on and on

do we get to see her titties or not?

Posted by: hobgoblin at January 31, 2007 02:18 PM (p1s9n)

15 "Asian Fragile Cock"

Posted by: Meatball at January 31, 2007 02:23 PM (i8nuF)

16 Together they've got what ......... at least a half square mile of advertising space on their foreheads ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 31, 2007 02:29 PM (Je+mw)

17 Yep,
What he didn't mention is the MONEY. Because those party people will party with you no matter what a dork you are, if you pick up the tab.

Posted by: Lew Clark at January 31, 2007 02:35 PM (xlE6d)

18 Wow.  I suddenly feel so much better about myself.

Posted by: ArmedGeek at January 31, 2007 02:42 PM (vjHOi)

19 Waiting for an Allah comment on this...

Posted by: someone at January 31, 2007 02:44 PM (I/t4f)

20 If you read "The Game" by Neil Strauss that vid will make more sense.

Posted by: Henry at January 31, 2007 02:50 PM (U5vFI)

21 I wondered where Spurwing Plover has been, and I think I found the answer:


http://blog.washingtonpost.com/sleuth/



As for the guy in the video, he got his heart broke, and now he's a shallow tool who bangs a lot of random sluts, I await his cameo as the guy on the V@ltrex commercial. He'll look back and regret it, either because he'll realize he's solved nothing in his personal life or the oozing sores.

Posted by: Sinistar at January 31, 2007 02:52 PM (oHd6r)

22 Not wanting to commit an act of violence with a cinderblock, I skipped the first vid.

Loverboy rocked then, and STILL rocks. I saw 'em live in Raleigh, NC back in the early 80's. What a show, complete with green laser, almost unheard of back in the day.

What you hear on their albums (you know, those round vinyl thingies) is what you got in the concert.

Sweet.

Posted by: TXMarko at January 31, 2007 02:53 PM (4mhBS)

23 I'm guessing Lovaboy (a/k/a Smoov A.F.C.) has a 5' tall spoiler on the trunk of his '93 Civic.

Posted by: iowahawk at January 31, 2007 03:03 PM (C9YlT)

24 I'd hit it (her. not him)

Posted by: Margaret Cho at January 31, 2007 03:04 PM (gv0Cs)

25 Hmmm, let me see if I can figure out this guy's MO:

1. Go to as many drunken/drugged parties as you can. Check.

2. Ask pretty much every single girl at each party to bang you at one point or another (counting on the statistical certainty that at least 15% of drunken/drugged chicks at any party will bang you if asked). Check.

3. Have a bunch of sympathy sex with nameless chicks. Check.

4. Make a stupid video with shitty music and a retarded theme. Check.

5. Become an internet laughing stock, even though you obviously had a ton of sex in the process. Check.

6. Sink into ignominious anonymity, still clutching your tiny dick, and wondering "was it the poor production values of the video, or was that just a ridiculous idea? . . . " Pending . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at January 31, 2007 03:09 PM (bYV+1)

26 Heh, true iowahawk, he's probably a ricer.

Posted by: Sinistar at January 31, 2007 03:12 PM (oHd6r)

27 Actually, he appears to be an "elite" member of some sort of cult.

Posted by: someone at January 31, 2007 03:17 PM (I/t4f)

28 with a shallow, selfish materialistic cunt like her.

How on earth did you get that she was like that from this video? Maybe he was needy goon and she couldn't take it anymore.
Posted by: pajama momma on January 31, 2007 07:16 PM
If you'll look at the video, her chief activity seems to be shopping for clothes. Also, she looks anorexic, a condition closely associated with narcissistic self-obsession.

As to the "needy goon," I've already said he deserved the cinderblock treatment, so it's not like I'm taking his side. But people generally end up with what they deserve, relationship-wise, and the fact that this bimbo would waste her time on such a foul creature suggests that she isn't really "quality" (as Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey would say).

By the way, I apologize for forgetting to put a name on my previous comment.

Posted by: Nordbuster at January 31, 2007 03:31 PM (jYT9+)

29 The boy needs some fresh air and country living to get his head straight...

...like being chained to a Cypress tree out in the Everglades.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 31, 2007 03:39 PM (LITKT)

30 OK, I broke down and watched the first vid.

This clown just got his pic snapped at a bunch of frat parties and spliced in some pron pics to make us think he is Studly Doright.

Ever see Facebook? Its full of this stuff.

Nothing here to see. Welcome to regular college life, folks.

Posted by: TXMarko at January 31, 2007 03:45 PM (4mhBS)

31 If you liked the Loverboy vid, you'll love Aldo Nova.

Posted by: Alex at January 31, 2007 03:46 PM (fgyj8)

32 Sweeet. Had not heard that song in a while.

Thanks Alex

Posted by: txmarko at January 31, 2007 03:54 PM (4mhBS)

33 If you'll look at the video, her chief activity seems to be shopping for clothes.

Her shopping is in an Asian country as a tourist. Look at the mall she's in, look at the streets she's on, the tram (or whatever ride it is) and the soda she has.
She's shopping as a tourist!
The other photos are of her in a room and a party and maybe the prom?

You are correct on your description of him however. Any chick that hooks up with a total dork like that can hardly be shallow.

Posted by: pajama momma at January 31, 2007 04:07 PM (+Aq+d)

34 Loerboy: A lot of videos were like that back in the beginning of MTV.

I thought he was cute, with a nice tush.

Posted by: lauraw at January 31, 2007 04:08 PM (DbybK)

35 What a pathetic premature ejaculating loser.

Posted by: joan at January 31, 2007 04:57 PM (ZS/aU)

36 Joan -- premature for who?

Posted by: Alex at January 31, 2007 05:11 PM (fgyj8)

37 Alex , I imagine for anybody who is unlucky enough to have sex with this guy. Thirty seconds is probabaly as long as this he can last before climaxing , just a guess.

Posted by: joan at January 31, 2007 05:29 PM (ZS/aU)

38 I think that one went right over your head, Joan.

(Hint: do you think he cares?)

See also Tucker Max's line: "Yeah, the sex was great. I came."

Posted by: Alex at January 31, 2007 05:44 PM (fgyj8)

39 Ahhhh...Loverboy! That takes me back.

Posted by: EC at January 31, 2007 05:48 PM (p9V75)

40 Yep that did go over my head I must admit. I get it now though, I guess I'm a little obtuse. No I'm sure he does not care . It may be easy for this jerk to pick up some gullible women but I'm sure not many want to stay with this guy long.

Posted by: joan at January 31, 2007 05:56 PM (ZS/aU)

41 I just watched that video. The dude made his girlfriend a website for her birthday. Romance.

Me, I like to charm the ladies by getting them an email address.

Posted by: sandy burger at January 31, 2007 06:01 PM (cOUw0)

42 It may be easy for this jerk to pick up some gullible women but I'm sure not many want to stay with this guy long.
But if he's not interested in long-term relationships, what's your point?

Posted by: Nordbuster at January 31, 2007 06:33 PM (jYT9+)

43 Okay I give up.  I've watched the  video twice and I didn't see his you know what.  I saw boobs and other naked girl parts.  What are you guys talking about?  P. S. THE Margaret Cho???  Cool.

Posted by: sandra at January 31, 2007 06:58 PM (AJRc5)

44

31 If you liked the Loverboy vid, you'll love Aldo Nova.


Thanks, Alex.


Did you know Aldo played every instrument on that album?  Why's he got a band here?


Posted by: otcconan at January 31, 2007 07:45 PM (aSXzD)

45 You know this clown paid most of those chicks to pose with him. I bet the nudes are from strip clubs. Rice Dick's using daddys cash to fund this petty vendetta.

Odds are, he didn't nail any of those chicks.

Posted by: Gabriel at February 01, 2007 06:40 AM (NTVio)

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