July 31, 2012

"What About Your Gaffes"/"Show Some Respect" Songs, Now With Videos
— Ace

These are easier to link, and to play as well.

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Rex Harrisons Hat did his:

And ChampionCapua's:

That one is currently tracking on Breitbart's Hot 100 Charts.

Lastly, per request, Rex Harrison did one that is more explanatory about the situation. Not as funny, but it does explain the point, in case you have people on your email list who might not be inside the joke.

Posted by: Ace at 04:01 PM | Comments (101)
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1 What I love about clicking on the Breitbart video is that before I get to watch I have to sit through Obama's awful "I didn't mean to say you didn't build your businesses!" 30-sec ad.

BTW, that second one?  That's the winner.

Posted by: Jeff B. at July 31, 2012 04:03 PM (SQO5y)

2 And uh...is it just me, or does the guy saying "WHAT ABOUT YOUR GAAAAAAFFES?!?" sound a little...fey?

Posted by: Jeff B. at July 31, 2012 04:04 PM (SQO5y)

3 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2012 04:05 PM (6o4Fb)

4 It doesn't appear anyone on national TV gives a shit about the Texas primary.

No one is covering it. You would think Hannity would have it.  Now we have stupid fucking Juan spouting "The Line"

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 31, 2012 04:05 PM (3ZjAP)

5 Jeez, the reporters sound like whiney automatons! Totally pathetic! And Romney just comes off like a class act. Keep fucking that chicken, MFM!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2012 04:05 PM (MsFYP)

6 And Romney just comes off like a class act. Keep fucking that chicken, MFM!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2012 09:05 PM (MsFYP)


Hey, let them fuck the goat, I am tired.

Posted by: The Chicken at July 31, 2012 04:06 PM (3ZjAP)

7 I just tonight re-watched the ATTACKWAAAAAAAAATCH!!!! video.


I keep hearing the GAAAAAAAFES! thing the same way.

WHAT ABOUT THE GAAAAAAAAAFFFFSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Gollum, gollum, my Precious . . .

Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2012 04:08 PM (smvTK)

8 So ace, we going to get a "report" on the "vacation"? 

Did you see Jesse Jr at the "spa".

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 31, 2012 04:08 PM (3ZjAP)

9 Is that screeching scrunt screeching, "Do you feel your gaffes have overshadowed your porn trip?!!!!????"

Or is it just me?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 04:09 PM (UOM48)

10 That woman in the blue suit is what Valerie Jarrett would look like if she didn't so closely resemble a rodent.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 31, 2012 04:09 PM (m95KA)

11 How is this going to play among the large number of Polish-Americans in PA, OH, MI?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 31, 2012 04:09 PM (nEUpB)

12 They aren't reporters. They're Democratic operatives. But why split hairs.

Posted by: Nukie at July 31, 2012 04:10 PM (AzwZn)

13 I like both of them, but i think the first one might be more accessible for, say, Rush and Hannity. The second one, while hilarious, is so AWFUL to listen to, their horrific caterwauling, unleavened by music. I really love both. But I think @championcapua's is more like Sabbath, and @rexharrisonshat is more like Spin Doctors, and so it's the broader "hit." But who knows. I just got into this music business at 1pm this afternoon. We'll have to see how they track.

Posted by: ace at July 31, 2012 04:10 PM (115KO)

14 @2. No. It's not just you.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 31, 2012 04:11 PM (m95KA)

15 Notice how the media creates the narrative.Romney went on vacation and made numerous gaffes.Transparet bias but still effective with those who pay little attention.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2012 04:11 PM (6o4Fb)

16 The shrieking female from the commie press vanguard should be put in a continuous loop and played for the rest of the campaign.

Classic case of the alleged media trying to manufacture a story by getting someone to comment on their own false fabrication.

Whoring is a more honorable profession, at least it's victimless.

Posted by: ontherocks at July 31, 2012 04:12 PM (aZ6ew)

17 Ace, CAC and the HQ just got a plug at Legal Insurrection. 

Looks like the AoSHQDD is becoming "The Authority"

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 31, 2012 04:12 PM (3ZjAP)

18 >>>How is this going to play among the large number of Polish-Americans in PA, OH, MI?

We vote Republican anyway.  We're the white clingers.

Posted by: Ben at July 31, 2012 04:12 PM (XDHBy)

19 Oh and I was at the gym and they covered this on the NBC nightly news. It is stupid that they covered it at all, but at least they showed the whole video which included the screeching harpy reporters.

Posted by: Ben at July 31, 2012 04:13 PM (XDHBy)

20 17 Reminds me of the Nazi chick in Last Crusade shouting "ALARRRRRMM!!".

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2012 04:13 PM (6o4Fb)

21 Fucking "objective" reporters basically HECKLING the Republican nominee for President. I knew it was going to happen............but it's maddening just the same.

Posted by: Nukie at July 31, 2012 04:13 PM (AzwZn)

22 Poles in Chicago will continue to vote D.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 04:13 PM (UOM48)

23

The gaffes, what about the gaffes?

 

The horror, the horror.

Posted by: Colonel Stanley Kurtz, CNN at July 31, 2012 04:14 PM (sJTmU)

24 There is no reason to spend any time trying to explain why garbage stinks...

Posted by: > Murcek at July 31, 2012 04:14 PM (TdU5O)

25 >>>I like both of them, but i think the first one might be more accessible for, say, Rush and Hannity. The second one, while hilarious, is so AWFUL to listen to, their horrific caterwauling, unleavened by music.

See, that's why it's superior.  The goal with setting this to a beat is to hammer home the insane, almost comically aggravating tone used by the reporters.  That relentless repetition -- with the great cut to "what about your GAAAAAAAFFES?!?!" as the kicker -- is what makes the second one absolutely impossible to get out of your mind.  It's an ear-worm.  It drills into your brain until all you can think is "dear god these reporters are such hateful twats."

Ace, you're never gonna make it in the music business if you forget about the importance of hitting the right target audience.

Posted by: Jeff B. at July 31, 2012 04:14 PM (SQO5y)

26 When the hell is the RNC or Romney's peeps going to put together a reel of the hundreds of Obama gaffes?  Dear jeebus.  So many....a goldmine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 04:15 PM (UOM48)

27 Fuk moar chikkin!

Posted by: Kowz at July 31, 2012 04:16 PM (t2228)

28 my favorite part of @championcapua's is that he clips the female voice so she doesn't even ask a question; she just blurts out "THE PALESTINIANS!!!" I think that's hysterical. It just comes out of nowhere. Like she's a crazywoman screaming at a stranger on the street. Which, effectively, she is.

Posted by: ace at July 31, 2012 04:17 PM (115KO)

29 28 That would undoubtedly be racist.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2012 04:17 PM (6o4Fb)

30 These two shitstains can go to bed tonight knowing they're the reason that media is dead and no one trusts it.

Congratulations.

Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2012 04:17 PM (ExqqC)

31 I posted this in the last two threads.

Please support Ray Gaster of Gaster Lumber in Savannah who put this up on his big-ass sign today:

OBAMA
I built this
Kiss my ass

If you can't do business with him, please friend him on Facebook.  He's a damned hero.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 04:18 PM (UOM48)

32 I think it's tome for someone (stop looking at me) should put together a series of videos of the SCOAMF 's gaffes. (omg, SCOAMF is in my iPhone dictionary and I don't think I put it there!) Stuff like iPod for the queen with the Won's speeches, classy DVD gifts to the british PM, Deli Lama going through the back door and other assorted insults to foreign personages could be the focus of the first one. Then play crickets from the press it something like that.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 31, 2012 04:19 PM (ZSnCv)

33 30 my favorite part of @championcapua's is that he clips the female voice so she doesn't even ask a question; she just blurts out "THE PALESTINIANS!!!" I think that's hysterical. It just comes out of nowhere. Like she's a crazywoman screaming at a stranger on the street. Which, effectively, she is. Posted by: ace at July 31, 2012 09:17 PM (115KO) Exactly. PALESTINIANS! MOAR OCCUPIERS!

Posted by: ChampionCapua at July 31, 2012 04:19 PM (KZi9D)

34 Somebody get a memo to Juan Williams that "Oh, God . . ." is not really an effective rhetorical tactic.

Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2012 04:20 PM (smvTK)

35 Yeah, that shrieking harpy screaming about the PALESTINIANS!!!!!  My husband told me it made his penis climb up into his ummm....nevermind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 04:21 PM (UOM48)

36 Mock the media.  They're not psychologically equipped to handle it.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 04:21 PM (GSgvQ)

37 These people deserved to be mocked mercilessly every single time they pull this fuckery.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at July 31, 2012 04:22 PM (NtdvK)

38 Romney is prone to gaffes.

President Obama is often taken out of context for partisan political purposes.

Posted by: MFM at July 31, 2012 04:22 PM (lzvtR)

39 Romney looks a bit worn out/tired in these videos. Not only does he have to work four times as hard to unseat an encumbent, but he has to fight the lib media at the same time. Ballz of steel if he wins this thing.

Posted by: business climate full of sharks, but politics - devil sharks at July 31, 2012 04:22 PM (HOOye)

40 13 I like both of them, but i think the first one might be more accessible for, say, Rush and Hannity. The second one, while hilarious, is so AWFUL to listen to, their horrific caterwauling, unleavened by music.

I really love both. But I think @championcapua's is more like Sabbath, and @rexharrisonshat is more like Spin Doctors, and so it's the broader "hit."

But who knows. I just got into this music business at 1pm this afternoon. We'll have to see how they track.

Posted by: ace at July 31, 2012 09:10 PM (115KO)

 

Perhaps the second one would benefit from some autotuning?

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 04:22 PM (GULKT)

41 Every time I hear those to "reporters", I think Rich Gorka showed great restraint not kicking them in the love boat.

Posted by: dogfish at July 31, 2012 04:24 PM (N2yhW)

42

Deli Lama going through the back door

You have been spending too much time at the HQ :--)

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2012 04:24 PM (3SvjA)

43 too tired to type sweet dreams all

Posted by: business climate full of sharks, but politics - devil sharks at July 31, 2012 04:25 PM (HOOye)

44

Newsrooms/Studios sacked, Editors/Reporters on trial

Posted by: USS Diversity at July 31, 2012 04:25 PM (2d71t)

45 42

Romney looks a bit worn out/tired in these videos.

Not only does he have to work four times as hard to unseat an encumbent, but he has to fight the lib media at the same time.

Ballz of steel if he wins this thing.

Posted by: business climate full of sharks, but politics - devil sharks at July 31, 2012 09:22 PM (HOOye)

 

Don't forget the jetlag.

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 04:26 PM (GULKT)

46 At Serfs Up records, we want to sell to all demographics. So we have both a "pop" sound and a "hard rock/house" sound. We just want the Gold Record, baby. That's what we're about.

Posted by: Ace Diddy, Founder and CEO of Serfs Up Records at July 31, 2012 04:26 PM (115KO)

47 29 Fuk moar chikkin Goats!

Posted by: Kowz at July 31, 2012 09:16 PM (t222


FIFY

Posted by: The Chicken at July 31, 2012 04:26 PM (3ZjAP)

48 That should have been: Time someone put And Sakai lama Ugh. Stupid phone. Yeah that's it. It's my phone's fault.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 31, 2012 04:26 PM (5TFvk)

49 I'M IN ACE'S ENTOURAGE!

Posted by: Tyronnne, NYT at July 31, 2012 04:27 PM (Lia1Q)

50 Another Republican that just does not get militant islam. Via The Hill: Rep. David Dreier (R-Calif.), who chairs the House Democracy Partnership and witnessed Egypt's historic presidential election firsthand in May, called on the United States to continue to work with Egypt as it continues its transition toward democracy, even though it is now led by the Muslim Brotherhood. "Knowing of the harsh and deeply troubling rhetoric the Brotherhood has used over the years, many Americans rightly ask the question: Can we work with the newly elected leadership in Egypt?" he asked. "Should we continue to provide support to this government and the Egyptian people? What exactly does the Brotherhood stand for, and how will they lead?" In an answer to his own question, Dreier said it would be wrong for the United States to pull away from Egypt simply because it is now led by the Muslim Brotherhood. "How can we preach democracy, and yet shun the free and fair choices of Egyptians?" he asked. Dreier added that democracy is more than just elections, and is also about protecting all citizens. He said it would be a mistake to back away from Egypt now.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2012 04:27 PM (6o4Fb)

51 I agree with Beck.  The MFM are treasonous. 

I'm standing at my voting booth today, and a 20-something young woman who clearly has never voted (and we have a system so easy a chimp could vote, if you know how to insert the f*cking card with the arrow into the hole) kept after the elderly polestar, "How does it work???!!!!!"  "It's confusing!!???!!!!"  And finally, "I've never voted before!!!! I just want to vote 'Yes' on T-SPLOST!!!"  The old guy had to follow the clueless scrunt and show her how to insert the idiot-proof card and all she had to do was vote YES on her precious tax hike.

She literally freaked at the end and said, "OMG!!! All these things are coming up at the end???!!!! What is that???!!!!"  And the poor old guy said, "It's just showing you your final ballot."

And the Obamabot scrunt screeched, "You mean I don't have to vote all over again!???!!! Thank God!!!!"

I wanted to kill myself. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 04:28 PM (UOM48)

52 Omg! Dalai Lama. Sheesh. Stupid autocorrect.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 31, 2012 04:28 PM (m95KA)

53 The second one won't load for me and yes....I upgraded my player.   Do I need to disable something?

Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2012 04:29 PM (X6akg)

54 Anyone know what's up with the surprise resignation of the R congressman from KY?

He get caught with a goat or choir boy?


Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 31, 2012 04:29 PM (3ZjAP)

55 @57

I googled it, looks like family. He was not running for re election.  meh

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 31, 2012 04:31 PM (3ZjAP)

56 Omg! Dalai Lama. Sheesh. Stupid autocorrect. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 31, 2012 09:28 PM (m95KA) How close are you to taking hostages?

Posted by: Kowz at July 31, 2012 04:31 PM (t2228)

57 Posted by: Ace Diddy, Founder and CEO of Serfs Up Records at July 31, 2012 09:26 PM (115KO) I say go with Uncle Ace on Twitter, schedule a bunch of fortune cookie tweets each week and get your fans hooked on your high interest Ace Card & celebrity gossip website. Run and tell that!

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at July 31, 2012 04:31 PM (NtdvK)

58 I just saw a political ad on NBC during the olympics.  Not exactly surprising.  But it was the RNC's ad attacking Obama for the stimulus and its wasted money.

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 04:31 PM (GULKT)

59

Omg! Dalai Lama. Sheesh. Stupid autocorrect.

I make my mistakes by hand.

Isn't 'Deli Lama' a commenter in these here parts? I figured your brain just skipped ahead to that.

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2012 04:32 PM (3SvjA)

60 And the Obamabot scrunt screeched, "You mean I don't have to vote all over again!???!!! Thank God!!!!"

I wanted to kill myself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 09:28 PM (UOM4


No, admit it, you wanted to kill the dumb bitch.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 31, 2012 04:32 PM (3ZjAP)

61 >>>Anyone know what's up with the surprise resignation of the R congressman from KY

It's almost certainly what he say it is -- a family health issue.  He had already announced his retirement, now he's retiring effective immediately.  The seat is ultra-safe.

Posted by: Jeff B. at July 31, 2012 04:32 PM (SQO5y)

62

Anyone know what's up with the surprise resignation of the R congressman from KY?

 

Boyd Cowder was handling his opponent's campaign.

Posted by: USS Diversity at July 31, 2012 04:33 PM (2d71t)

63
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 09:28 PM (UOM4

No, admit it, you wanted to kill the dumb bitch.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 31, 2012 09:32 PM (3ZjAP




You're right. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 04:34 PM (UOM48)

64

I don't think it's so much that the US will pull away from Egypt, just that how much political abuse will we take before we throw up our hands and walk away.

 

Sure, we've invested Billions! in training and equipping the Egyptian army,  but at some point in the  future, it will all be just too much.

 

But it won't happen until sometime in the second year of the Romney Administrations first term.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at July 31, 2012 04:34 PM (sJTmU)

65

Boyd Cowder was handling his opponent's campaign.

You see me laughin'?

Posted by: Raylan Givens at July 31, 2012 04:34 PM (3SvjA)

66

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 09:28 PM (UOM4

 

 

Thank yu for cancelling out her vote.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at July 31, 2012 04:35 PM (sRg6+)

67 And Romney just comes off like a class act. Keep fucking that chicken, MFM!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2012 09:05 PM (MsFYP)


29 Fuk moar chikkin!

Posted by: Kowz at July 31, 2012 09:16 PM (t222


Will you assholes please leave me alone?



Posted by: The Chicken at July 31, 2012 04:36 PM (FEzSe)

68 You see me laughin'?Posted by: Raylan Givens

How about a game of Rochambeau?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 31, 2012 04:37 PM (5FvTK)

69 64 Speaking of health,how are you doing Jeff?

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2012 04:38 PM (6o4Fb)

70 Made my own video, only to find I was beaten to it. In case you wanna see what I did, it's here: http://youtu.be/c7AkjDkvXdE

Posted by: ChampionCapua at July 31, 2012 04:39 PM (KZi9D)

71

How about a game of Rochambeau?

I'm a season behind, so I'll just start shootin'

Posted by: Raylan Givens, anger management consultant at July 31, 2012 04:40 PM (3SvjA)

72 Posted by: ChampionCapua at July 31, 2012 09:39 PM (KZi9D



Great video.

Only problem?  I have to stifle the urge to ram an icepick through my eardrums. 

I give it a solid B+.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 04:43 PM (UOM48)

73 74 Made my own video, only to find I was beaten to it.

Posted by: ChampionCapua at July 31, 2012 09:39 PM (KZi9D)




I'll beat you to it.


It's time for open war on all you Chicken Fucking advocates.



Posted by: The Chicken at July 31, 2012 04:44 PM (FEzSe)

74 Hey Chicken...does this smell infected?

Posted by: ChampionCapua at July 31, 2012 04:46 PM (KZi9D)

75 You could make a *career* out of mocking reporters with their own whines. To music or not.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 04:47 PM (bxiXv)

76 I was thinking about reinstalling Acid and giving it a shot - I realized you could never *finish*.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 04:48 PM (bxiXv)

77 If only someone could create a great video of the MFM as yapping lap dogs, licking Obama's hands.

Couldn't be too hard.  Wish I had the skillz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 04:48 PM (UOM48)

78 81 If only someone could create a great video of the MFM as yapping lap dogs, licking Obama's hands. Couldn't be too hard. Wish I had the skillz. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 09:48 PM (UOM4 That wouldn't even require any editing. Just show clips of them falling all over themselves to drool on his shoes, i.e. a press conference.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 04:52 PM (bxiXv)

79 Re my post at 81,

Chris Matthews as a rat terrier,

Ed Schultz as a pit bull (rabid)

Rachel Maddow as a shit zue (or however the hell you spell it)

Larry "Draft Dodger" O'Donnell as a chihwawa

please feel free to add to.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 04:52 PM (UOM48)

80 The leftards seem to have gotten their talking points...the Romney trip was one big "gaffe". The big issue in Poland isn't the screaming reporters, apparently Mitt made huge, unpardonable error of praising the Polish economy. Doesn't Romney know that they have Obamacare there? Amateur.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at July 31, 2012 04:56 PM (Asr6U)

81

That wouldn't even require any editing. Just show clips of them falling all over themselves to drool on his shoes, i.e. a press conference.***

 

Press Conference?  What's that?

Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2012 04:56 PM (WF3IU)

82 Ace,

Your blockbuster record company appears to be announcing its debut on software from 2005.

When's the damn upgrade, homo?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 31, 2012 05:00 PM (5FvTK)

83

just show halos of Obama from every media head  (and mathews comment about I have to help him)explain He wasn't what was sold to you. But what the media wanted  .

ask why

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2012 05:00 PM (TomZ9)

84 Chris Matthews as a rat terrier an asshole,

Ed Schultz as a pit bull (rabid) an asshole,

Rachel Maddow as a shit zue (or however the hell you spell it) an asshole,

Larry "Draft Dodger" O'Donnell as a chihwawa an asshole.

please feel free to add to.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 09:52 PM (UOM4


That'll do it.

Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2012 05:01 PM (ExqqC)

85 add to 87 #is this the JOB of the media?

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2012 05:02 PM (TomZ9)

86 Looks like the AoSHQDD is becoming "The Authority" Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 31, 2012 09:12 PM (3ZjAP) Pennsylvania.

Posted by: CAC at July 31, 2012 05:02 PM (XZ69F)

87 The guys must be watching gymnastics.  Only girls here except CAC.

Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2012 05:05 PM (WF3IU)

88 Hey now......

Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2012 05:05 PM (ExqqC)

89 Look at the top of the post.  Ace Diddy gun rentals.  hahaha.

Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2012 05:06 PM (WF3IU)

90 The guys must be watching gymnastics. Only girls here except CAC. Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2012 10:05 PM (WF3IU) stuck at work. otherwise I'd be too.

Posted by: CAC at July 31, 2012 05:07 PM (XZ69F)

91 94 ugh.  Swing shift?  Not as bad as graveyard in the lumber mill.

Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2012 05:11 PM (WF3IU)

92 94 ugh. Swing shift? Not as bad as graveyard in the lumber mill. Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2012 10:11 PM (WF3IU) Im a trucking dispatcher, one of 2 people, and the boss is on vacation. 8am to...whenever the work gets done.

Posted by: CAC at July 31, 2012 05:20 PM (XZ69F)

93 Is it me or is the second screeching harpy (the one who may be allegedly male) referring to the presumptive GOP candidate for President as "Senator Romney?"

Isn't that, in and of itself, a gaffe?

Posted by: Holdfast at July 31, 2012 05:20 PM (Gzb30)

94 A female reporter on Brett Baer's show today, who has been shot at while reporting in real war zones, ripped the reporters a new one today. It must have hurt.

Posted by: PJ at July 31, 2012 05:26 PM (DQHjw)

95 We have always been at war with Libtardia.

Posted by: Winston at July 31, 2012 05:32 PM (vlIiR)

96 Obama's speech, punctuated with Screamo, death metal lyrics in capitals. Does it work? There are a lot of wealthy, successful Americans who agree with me (WE’RE COMING TO TAKE IT!) — because they want to give something back. BUT WE’RE GOING TO TAKE IT! They know they didn’t — look, if you’ve been successful, you didn’t get there on your own. SO WE’RE COMING TO TAKE IT! You didn’t get there on your own. SO WE’RE COMING TO TAKE IT. I’m always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so smart. BUT WE’RE COMING TO TAKE IT! There are a lot of smart people out there. AND WE’RE COMING TO TAKE IT! It must be because I worked harder than everybody else. BUT WE’RE COMING TO TAKE IT! Let me tell you something — there are a whole bunch of hardworking people out there. COMING TO TAKE IT! If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. NOW WE’RE GOING TO TAKE IT! There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. SO WE’RE COMING TO TAKE IT! Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. SO WE CAN JUST TAKE IT! Somebody invested in roads and bridges. SO WE’RE COMING TO TAKE IT. If you’ve got a business — you didn’t build that. SO WE’RE COMING TO TAKE IT! Somebody else made that happen. SO WE’RE COMING TO TAKE IT! The Internet didn’t get invented on its own. SO WE CAN JUST TAKE IT! Government research created the Internet so that all the companies could make money off the Internet. SO WE CAN JUST TAKE IT! SO WE CAN JUST TAKE IT! The point is, is that when we succeed, we succeed because of our individual initiative, but also because we do things together. LIKE WHEN WE JUST TAKE IT! There are some things, just like fighting fires, we don’t do on our own. SO WE CAN JUST TAKE IT! I mean, imagine if everybody had their own fire service. WHILE WE COME AND TAKE IT! That would be a hard way to organize fighting fires. SO WE CAN JUST TAKE IT! SO WE CAN JUST TAKE IT! SO WE CAN JUST TAKE IT!

Posted by: Jack at July 31, 2012 09:55 PM (+/yUa)

97 "your foreign trip" Such a gift for words.

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2012 10:00 PM (FcR7P)

98

Wow, I haven't been coming here... busy summer... but ACE and crew are so funny these days!!!!  Not sarcasm... although, when you say it's not sarcasm it immediately seems like sarcasam. 

So take that anyway you want.  This is the best news coverage I've seen on the web lately!  Well, you do have to read the real stuff first to get it so the best commentary.  But that sounds so pompous which immediately sounds sarcastic.

Good job.  Now am I really going to hit "post".  Yes, I am.

Posted by: petunia at August 01, 2012 12:49 AM (hgrmi)

99 Late to this Party, but I would have beat the shit out of that whiny assed, loose=lipped twit and friend. I was at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier where the sign to turn off cell phones was evident to all. I nearly blew a gasket when the phone next to me went off--but held my cool until the Marine completed his duty. I then proceeded to chase down the perp and ream him a new asshole about showing respect for the fallen and how he potentially ruined the ceremony that other people were attending because of his total lack of disregard. I then stayed for the next ceremony where I spoke loudly and reminded people to please turn off their cell phones andif they could not be disonnected for the under 3 minute ceremony, to leave because other people respect the dead. I was really pissed and probably made an ass out of myself, but I didn't care.
Did the same thing as the WW2 Memorial the week it opened. Punk kid with feet in the water threw a cig butt into the pool....Yep, I did. Little shit. I cannot stand disrespect.

Posted by: defendUSA at August 01, 2012 02:17 AM (nAAtF)

100 AWESOME!

Posted by: blogRot at August 01, 2012 05:59 AM (chysP)

101 The music videos.  Needs more,  "Kiss my ass."

Posted by: Dang at August 01, 2012 05:59 AM (Ky1+e)

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