July 29, 2006

Well, What Do You Know?
— Slublog

When I saw who ace, in a drunken frenzy had let post on his blog the wonderful slate of guest-bloggers from IB, I immediately wondered whether my login still worked.

I guess so - at least, until ace realizes that I'm still listed and corrects the oversight.

I just wanted to take this opportunity to alert all of you to some breaking news from Maine, because I care, and know you were all worried.

And yes, Maine has its share of moonbats. But they're sincere moonbats. I mean, one of the people in this story has gone a whole 16 hours without food to protest the war in Iraq.

I have a novel idea. Instead of fasting over the war, maybe some people in this state should fast because we're freaking huge up here.

Just a thought.

Posted by: Slublog at 05:38 PM | Comments (9)
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1 Fast? 

Damn, I thought they said feast.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 29, 2006 05:47 PM (rqPrl)

2 We should hold an AoSHQ fast just to show that we can fast longer than those pure liberal spirits can. We'd have to go without food for what - 20 hours?

Posted by: geoff at July 29, 2006 06:12 PM (THOZg)

3 Wimps. I quit smoking pot and I haven't eaten in two days. Its amazing how quitting drugs kills your appetite.

Posted by: Don Carne at July 29, 2006 06:18 PM (RJDcF)

4 Should? Hell, according to the Cindy Sheehan rules of fasting, I've been fasting since I was like 8 1/2. I've definitely been fasting since about 7:15 tonight.

I also have been alcohol free since about 7:18.

Posted by: John at July 29, 2006 06:23 PM (30uPm)

5 I'll do my part.  I've been alcohol free since 12:30  12:31 p.m.

Posted by: Michael at July 29, 2006 06:31 PM (xTnLp)

6 Corn? CORN! You put to a Motherfuckin' Corn story on AoSHQ?!

That Corn was shrimpy and tiny. If you didn't notice that story was in MAINE and Maine-iacs don't know doody about corn.
Iowa corn is taller, sweeter and meaner.

Posted by: Paul in Iowa at July 29, 2006 08:50 PM (MD7dJ)

7 Iowa corn is a reason to live.

In fact, it's the only reason for damned near all of ya, ain't it?

Posted by: Pablo at July 30, 2006 03:52 AM (EErm0)

8 I had a Whopper today to support the war. The fools have no idea what they're missing. Whoppers rock.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at July 30, 2006 10:35 AM (c/xwT)

9 So there's somebody that drives from Mexico to Maine every friday?!

Hope she has her own oil well

Posted by: Kanelin at July 31, 2006 02:00 AM (us6Iz)

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