May 26, 2005
— Ace You tell me what's the weridest part:
1) There's a brothel preserved as a museum in (wait for it) Butte, Montana.
Heh-heh. Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh. Butte.
2) Just as the New York Times was about to do a story on it, they open the doors for the reporter and find the cathouse museum to be the victim of illegal entry. It is suspected the thieves entered "through the back door."
Heh-heh. Heh heh heh. Butte. Back door. Heh heh heh.
3) The thieves made away with "antique sex toys." Not really sure what that means, pre-latex, before the great leap forward in sex-toy technology. I'm figuring it's stuff like wooden hammers with which to smash yourself in the genitals. Meat tenderizers, so to speeak.
Heh heh. Meat.
Hey-- people were made of tougher stuff back then.
4) But the thieves cheesed it before making it to the upper levels, where more valuable prehistoric sex toys were kept. Why?
"I think they got scared out as they were in the process," Giecek said.
More specifically, he's pointing to supernatural interference.
"I do think a ghost scared them off," he said.
In 1992, thieves who broke into the brothel and were caught said they were scared off the second floor by a ghost. Maybe the same thing happened here, he said.
Look, when you're in a whorehouse, the clanking of chains and rhythmic moaning does not necessarily indicate an ectoplasmic intruder.
Posted by: Rocketeer67 at May 26, 2005 09:29 AM (F6QHz)
Posted by: SarahW at May 26, 2005 09:34 AM (KiD/0)
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Posted by: scootran at May 26, 2005 09:44 AM (cq5ya)
Posted by: chickpea at May 26, 2005 09:47 AM (0wg8z)
Heh heh. Wood. Whole. Heh heh.
Posted by: WarrenM at May 26, 2005 10:04 AM (Z8KgB)
Posted by: TheDude at May 26, 2005 10:04 AM (47UUL)
...anyone want to set the over/under on how long before there's a movie project with Paris Hilton attached?
Posted by: Gib at May 26, 2005 10:29 AM (PsC2M)
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Posted by: Beck at May 26, 2005 02:56 PM (ZyH0M)
Forget those antique sex toys. I want to hear about the prehistoric sex toys. Which T Rex Bone is required to really get the old "Dino gal" rocking? Bet the Earth really shook when Tyrannosaurus Rex and Raquel would find the mood (or the meteor) hit 'em.
Posted by: Subsunk at May 26, 2005 05:43 PM (dT4Ud)
Posted by: thefrank at May 27, 2005 05:18 AM (7wJH5)
Yeah. I figure I'll need about five minutes. Maybe seven, if it's cold that day.
Posted by: Pompous at May 27, 2005 07:00 AM (pwn6J)
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