May 31, 2017

Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (5/31/17)
— Open Blogger

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(Obviously not one of our hamsters)


Quotes of The Day

Quote I

Every man's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers. Hans Christian Andersen

Quote II

There are always new places to go fishing. For any fisherman, there's always a new place, always a new horizon. Jack Nicklaus

Quote III

I'm not in the leftist controlled Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of my political views, primarily my lifelong militant support of the NRA, the Second Amendment, and my belief that the only good bad guy is a dead bad guy. Ted Nugent


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Keep Christianity weird.

Three professors at a prestigious divinity school recently gathered around a table for a panel discussion. Their topic is perennially popular, especially in springtime: What exactly happened on that first Easter? Two of the professors were New Testament scholars, the third a patristics expert. When New Testament scholars agreed on the improbability of some of the details of the synoptic accounts, the third demurred: “I’m not a New Testament scholar, so I believe lots more than they do.”


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SCOTUS issues precedent setting consumer right's decision.

Score one for the little guys. In a precedent-setting decision handed down this morning, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that a company’s patent rights are forfeited once they sell an item to a consumer under the “first sale” doctrine. This idea was central to Impression Products, Inc. v Lexmark Int’l, Inc. and is a major blow to companies that sell their printers for (relatively) low prices and then recoup any losses on the sale of expensive ink and toner cartridges.


Inexpensive toner cartridges and medicines big winner with decision.

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The ONT wonders why they are called 'Dumb Bitches'? Feminists sue regarding hurt feelings.

A feminist student group at the University of Mary Washington has filed a Title IX lawsuit against the institution for failing to protect them from mean comments on the internet.
Feminists United, a student group at the University of Mary Washington, has claimed in a recently filed lawsuit that the administration failed to protect them from posts made on the anonymous social media app, Yik Yak.


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Our friends to the north continue to slide down the Transgender rabbit hole.

Pronouns might seem like a small price to pay for greater consensus. They aren’t. The removal of pronoun protection will kneecap the Bill. Here’s why.


The anti-pronoun outcry centres on gender-neutral pronouns, used by the few transgender people who do not identify as men or women. Accommodating a gender-neutral pronoun user commonly means saying “they” instead of she or he. Very rarely does this mean saying a “neo-pronoun” like ze/hir. In their lifetime, the average Canadian will encounter no one who uses a neo-pronoun. However, the ludicrous spectre of every transgender person using a different pronoun has been wielded like a baseball bat by many C-16 opponents.


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Trees, a renewable resource. Want to save more? Install bidets.


This TreeHugger is a big fan of bidets (and I really like my Toto). Now Scientific American looks at the issue, when a reader asks "Wouldn't a return to installing bidets in bathrooms at home go a long way toward cutting disposable tissue use and saving forests?"

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Who has access to the internet?


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For a dirt poor "state" the sure spend a boat load of cash on terrorists and criminals.

The Palestinian Authority has paid out some NIS 4 billion—or $1.12 billion—over the past four years to terrorists and the families of terrorists who were killed while carrying out terror attacks. Anyone who has sat in prison for more than 30 years gets NIS 12,000 ($3,360) per month, nearly 10 times the average salary the PA pays employees. The Palestinians’ own budgetary documents clearly state that these payments to the Terrorists are salaries and not welfare payments. When terrorists are released, they get a grant and are promised a job at the Palestinian Authority. They also receive a military rank that’s determined according to the number of years they’ve served in jail.

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Once again, Paul Joseph Watson is spot on. This time his target is Katie Perry.


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The ONT Musical Interlude

May 31, 1961, Chuck Berry opened 'Berry Park', an amusement complex near St Louis. The park had its own zoo, golf course and ferris wheel. via thisdayinmusic.com

May 31, 1986, Peter Gabriel scored his second solo UK No.1 album with 'So' featuring the singles 'Sledgehammer' and a duet with Kate Bush 'Don't Give Up'. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Republicans and elections don't have consequences. Mark Styen.


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Chipotle Restaurant with more troubles.

If you ate at Chipotle between March 24 and April 18, it’s time to check your credit-card statement for anything weird. The chain first acknowledged that hackers had stolen customers’ personal data in an earnings report on April 25, telling investors it was investigating “unauthorized activity on the network that supports payment processing.” In a blog post, the company says that investigation has now concluded, and when asked to characterize the scale of the attack, spokesperson Chris Arnold told CNN that “most, but not all restaurants may have been involved.”

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My kind of smart phone case. How about you?

Mokase is the world’s first smartphone case that also serves users a warm shot of espresso whenever and wherever they want. It’s aimed at people who are always on the go, whose hectic lifestyle prevents them from stopping by a coffee shop or even a vending machine for a dose of caffeine.

Smart K, the Italian company that came up with the concept for Mokase, claims that they were looking for a way to make coffee available anywhere, and pairing it with the smartphone just made the most sense. “We thought, ‘how to make it always available? Why not join it to a gadget that is already a piece of our lifetime?’ the smartphone is the answer,” Smart K stated in a press release.

Price wise not too shocking.


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Nothing to see here. Move along. Legal voters in VA are being disenfranchised.

A public interest law firm has discovered thousands of noncitizens were quietly removed from Virginia voter rolls and that a number of the removed individuals had been voting since the 1980s.

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Grasshopper. Kung Fu, helicopter and a penis.

A kung fu master who dragged seven cars with his penis has become a new world record holder - by towing a helicopter even further with his manhood .

Several hundred people as well as official adjudicators watched as Ye Hongwei, who goes by the stage name "Ye Wei", towed the heavy military helicopter with a rope tied around his genitals.


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The hardest colleges to get into state by state.


So they get into the college they wanted to. They graduate, what states do they flee? Top 10 states college grads depart from.


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Quite the kid. The Feel Good Story of The Day.

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1 First?

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 31, 2017 04:52 PM (PFy0L)

2 Huh. OK!

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 31, 2017 04:52 PM (PFy0L)

3 At least I'm useful.  Sometimes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 04:52 PM (tHwdc)

4 Erev tov, fapperot ve fapperim!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 31, 2017 04:53 PM (e9G8E)

5 Can we NOT say "First"?  Would that be at all possible?  Really?

Something else - anything amusing or even completely non sequiturious?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 04:54 PM (tHwdc)

6 sorry.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 31, 2017 04:54 PM (PFy0L)

7 th nervous breakdown

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 04:55 PM (v7o4i)

8 So, y'all see that the Obamas just paid $8.1 million for their rental house in DC?  Guessing ol' Bernie's taking a long hard second look at his crummy lake house right about now.

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2017 04:56 PM (EgOr3)

9 Can we NOT say "First"? Would that be at all possible? Really? Something else - anything amusing or even completely non sequiturious? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 31, 2017 09:54 PM (tHwdc) ====== Foist?

Posted by: GOULD [/I] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 04:57 PM (I16G8)

10 crickets and peepers

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 04:57 PM (v7o4i)

11 sorry.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 31, 2017 09:54 PM (PFy0L)


Nothing personal, of course, Witchdoktor.  It's all that's gone before.


btw, the VA GOP does suck.  Pockets of goodness, that's about it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 04:57 PM (tHwdc)

12 I usually enjoy Mark Steyn and try to listen to him when he subs for Rush

Posted by: CN at May 31, 2017 04:58 PM (2+tI4)

13 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 31, 2017 09:52 PM (tHwdc)

Party pooper.  :-)

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2017 04:58 PM (EgOr3)

14 Foist?

Posted by: GOULD at May 31, 2017 09:57 PM (I16G


Nope. 

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 04:58 PM (tHwdc)

15 Top 100!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2017 04:59 PM (CcuKY)

16 Banana perhaps?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 04:59 PM (ZgkX8)

17 Party pooper. :-)

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2017 09:58 PM (EgOr3)


Yeah, but not when I'm drunk!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 05:00 PM (tHwdc)

18 99, party like its

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 05:00 PM (ANIFC)

19 Nah, First is great. Shouting Free Bird at a show is a bit over, however...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 05:00 PM (MINbv)

20 I'm happy Steyn took on the US education system in that clip

Posted by: CN at May 31, 2017 05:00 PM (2+tI4)

21 Yeah, but not when I'm drunk!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 31, 2017 10:00 PM (tHwdc)

It's not our fault that the pantsless are quicker than the rest of us.  We heart them.

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2017 05:01 PM (EgOr3)

22 Can we NOT say "First"? Would that be at all possible? Really? How about "We're last in the NL East and proud of our .333 average; we're closing in on the record of the '62 Mets"?

Posted by: The 2017 Phillies at May 31, 2017 05:01 PM (3C9q2)

23 19 Nah, First is great. Shouting Free Bird at a show is a bit over, however... Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 10:00 PM (MINbv) Especially at the opera.

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 05:01 PM (ANIFC)

24 I'm guessing someone is cruisin' for a bruisin', lappin' for a slappin', hankin' for a spankin', from MisHum's banhammer.  And so quickly too.

Posted by: John A. Fleming at May 31, 2017 05:01 PM (c2pxW)

25 If I had made the first comment on this thread, I'd be doing the Hairy Helicopter Dance right now!

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at May 31, 2017 05:01 PM (s6vew)

26 'Banana' works.

Oat clusters.  Boysenberries.

Blueberries.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 05:01 PM (tHwdc)

27 Mark Steyn's a babe, besides...

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 05:01 PM (v7o4i)

28 19 Nah, First is great. Shouting Free Bird at a show is a bit over, however... Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 10:00 PM (MINbv) Probably not at a Pure Prairie League show

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 31, 2017 05:01 PM (ZTRlp)

29 If I had made the first comment on this thread, I'd be doing the Hairy Helicopter Dance right now!

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at May 31, 2017 10:01 PM (s6vew)

And we'd be begging you for pics. 

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2017 05:02 PM (EgOr3)

30 "Score one for the little guys. In a precedent-setting decision handed down this morning, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that a company's patent rights are forfeited once they sell an item to a consumer under the "first sale" doctrine. This idea was central to Impression Products, Inc. v Lexmark Int'l, Inc. and is a major blow to companies that sell their printers for (relatively) low prices and then recoup any losses on the sale of expensive ink and toner cartridges."

Another think this does is invalidate that text that is printed on the side of licensed fabrics you can by at a craft shop.  (For example, cloth that has Disney characters on it).  It says that you can't sell items you make from the cloth.  Well buddies, this SC decision just threw that restriction away.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 31, 2017 05:02 PM (w+Jhj)

31 Wow, I've obviously missed a lot.

Threats? Violence? Personal attacks?

Posted by: shibumi at May 31, 2017 05:03 PM (aT+Bx)

32 I don't have anything pithy to add. Yet. But I did want to show off a bit. The Magic Mirror I built as a wedding gift was a hit. I made the mistake of showing pictures to my boss, who voluntold me into making one for the office. Well, it's finally complete. And it looks awesome. I'm not sure how to post links in here without tripping the motion sensors or whatever. Head to Flickr and search for "raspi" "mirror" and "diy" and you'll end up at my construction logs. Plus a couple of really good finished shots of the mirror with the images up in the reflection. Now I need to take pictures of the one I built for the house.

Posted by: Semper Why at May 31, 2017 05:03 PM (WjuiC)

33 Grasshopper. Kung Fu, helicopter and a penis. I'm sure this is why we are going to be taken over by the celestials. That and the Dot.Gov hiring their asses to kill us. The hardest colleges to get into state by state. Some perspective: " This summer (2011) , Delhi University issued cutoff scores at its top colleges that reached a near-impossible 100 percent in some cases. The Indian Institutes of Technology, which are spread across the country, have an acceptance rate of less than 2 percent - and that is only from a pool of roughly 500,000 who qualify to take the entrance exam, a feat that requires two years of specialized coaching after school.' "

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at May 31, 2017 05:03 PM (udajc)

34 I'm guessing someone is cruisin' for a bruisin', lappin' for a slappin', hankin' for a spankin', from MisHum's banhammer. And so quickly too.

Posted by: John A. Fleming at May 31, 2017 10:01 PM (c2pxW)


Oh?  And who might that be?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 05:03 PM (tHwdc)

35 24 I'm guessing someone is cruisin' for a bruisin', lappin' for a slappin', hankin' for a spankin', from MisHum's banhammer. And so quickly too. Posted by: John A. Fleming at May 31, 2017 10:01 PM (c2pxW) Or....... I could just close the comments. Or Drink. Or Drink a-lot.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 31, 2017 05:03 PM (ZTRlp)

36 Washington and Lee is harder to get into than William and Mary or UVA? I'd like to see where these "By State" thingies so beloved of the ONT get their figures. . . .

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at May 31, 2017 05:03 PM (GsAUU)

37 Wow, I've obviously missed a lot.

Threats? Violence? Personal attacks?

Posted by: shibumi at May 31, 2017 10:03 PM (aT+Bx)

Right?  Couldn't they just say "the good ol' days are over" and leave it at that?  sigh

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2017 05:04 PM (EgOr3)

38 I could just close the comments. Or Drink. Or Drink a-lot.
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I vote for "Drink Liquor."

Posted by: shibumi at May 31, 2017 05:04 PM (aT+Bx)

39 "Nah, First is great. Shouting Free Bird at a show is a bit over, however...
Posted by: Anon a mouse"

As a musician, I've had this done to bands I played in....

Our drummer would always yell back "You want a Free Bird?  Well here you go!", with the appropriate hand signals.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 31, 2017 05:05 PM (w+Jhj)

40 Riding on top a car? Shameful.

Posted by: Seamus Romney at May 31, 2017 05:05 PM (bc2Lc)

41 Good evening, horde! And, good night! It'll be 6 am before I know it.

Posted by: April at May 31, 2017 05:05 PM (e8PP1)

42 Score one for the little guys. In a precedent-setting decision handed down this morning, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that a company's patent rights are forfeited once they sell an item to a consumer under the "first sale" doctrine. So now that soybean farmer can grow his soybeans without worrying about Monsanto?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 31, 2017 05:05 PM (vRcUp)

43 PEACHES! Was just sending out a search party and firing you the Peaches Bat Signal (tacos, beer, and large calibre revolver).

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 05:05 PM (cPsPa)

44 I always vote for liquor, myself.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 05:05 PM (tHwdc)

45 38 I could just close the comments. Or Drink. Or Drink a-lot. -- I vote for "Drink Liquor." Posted by: shibumi at May 31, 2017 10:04 PM (aT+Bx) You better listen to her, she's pre-med.

Posted by: Eric Straton, Rush Chairman, damn glad to meet you at May 31, 2017 05:06 PM (ANIFC)

46 27 Mark Steyn's a babe, besides... Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 10:01 PM (v7o4i) Since you mention it...

Posted by: CN at May 31, 2017 05:06 PM (2+tI4)

47 Y-5!!!  I've been a bit under the weather and laying low.  I will, however, take a taco if you still have them handy. 

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2017 05:07 PM (EgOr3)

48 **reads warning after content. Sighs, drops sock full of wet sand and folding metal chair.**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 05:07 PM (TwwWO)

49 Uh huh. So what happened now that shit like wanting to club your boss like a baby seal is verboten? Because that's the kind of thing that can be heard daily in starbucks.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 05:08 PM (mvKQt)

50 *biting tongue*

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 31, 2017 05:08 PM (CNHr1)

51 You better listen to her, she's pre-med.
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And if by "pre-med" you mean "she hasn't taken her nightly allergy/vertigo/headache/really strong anti-psychotics yet" you're 100% correct!

Posted by: shibumi at May 31, 2017 05:08 PM (aT+Bx)

52 Here dear Misanthropic Hum., here's some hot blueberry tea, with me? Let the loose end drag....

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 05:09 PM (v7o4i)

53 I usually enjoy Mark Steyn and try to listen to him when he subs for Rush Posted by: CN at May 31, 2017 09:58 PM He's doing it tomorrow, Friday and Monday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2017 05:09 PM (IqV8l)

54 48 **reads warning after content. Sighs, drops sock full of wet sand and folding metal chair.** Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 10:07 PM (TwwWO) Palp, I think you dropped this tube sock with a bar of soap. *sniffs* Lever 2000- good choice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 05:09 PM (ZgkX8)

55 Well, it has not been widely disseminated by the intel community )hereafter IC) because it has nothing to do with trussians but the Chipotle consumer data theft was a honey, or more correctly guacamole trap of sorts. the consumer credit data was thoroughly laced with norovirus, like the food. so the thieves and their servers will be violently ill and expelling fluids all over the internets. should you doubt this you should know that this was read to me over the phone by someone who heard it from someone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 05:09 PM (cPsPa)

56 I'm watching the Predators-Penguins game and am confused. Where are the African-American and good ole Southern boy pre-game and between-periods studio experts, and why no female "sideline" reporters telling me who's injured and pestering the coaches at the end of every period and at the start of the 2nd and 3rd periods?

Posted by: Gref at May 31, 2017 05:10 PM (AMIL/)

57 17 Party pooper. :-) Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2017 09:58 PM (EgOr3) Yeah, but not when I'm drunk! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 31, 2017 10:00 PM ( I know someone that had a hefty bill after someone pooped at the party in a Vegas hotel room.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 05:10 PM (mvKQt)

58 Mark Steyn is the best.  And, yes, a hottie. 

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2017 05:10 PM (EgOr3)

59 Feminists United, a student group at the University of Mary Washington As a prospective employer, I'd be going: where? Is that an internet university, or maybe a nightclub?

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2017 05:10 PM (/wWB4)

60 Covfefe, y'all!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2017 05:10 PM (rJUlF)

61 52 Here dear Misanthropic Hum., here's some hot blueberry tea, with me? Let the loose end drag.... Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 10:09 PM (v7o4i Blueberry tea? Hmmm. Sounds interesting Bottoms up!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 31, 2017 05:10 PM (ZTRlp)

62 Y-5!!! I've been a bit under the weather and laying low. I will, however, take a taco if you still have them handy. Posted by: Peaches at May well your absence was noted and sorely felt. feel better!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 05:11 PM (cPsPa)

63 When I was traveling around Europe in the 1990s with my young sons they would use bidets as urinals. Good times.

Posted by: Frankly at May 31, 2017 05:11 PM (F1/kD)

64 54. **nods** Thanks. **hands Aetius SiPo baton**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 05:11 PM (TwwWO)

65 Gun Non-Crime Bad; Gun Crime Good The histrionic insanity the many anti-2nd Amendment zealots have quite often reaches the point of punishing kids for simply liking a picture of what turns out is not an actual gun. http://politicalhat.com/?p=13443

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 31, 2017 05:11 PM (vBeA5)

66 60 Covfefe, y'all! Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2017 10:10 PM (rJUlF) hey, that's Russian code, acc to that drunk bitch from Chapaqua

Posted by: CN at May 31, 2017 05:11 PM (2+tI4)

67 60 Covfefe, y'all! Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2017 10:10 PM (rJUlF) Covfefe, CW.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 05:12 PM (ZgkX8)

68 When I was traveling around Europe in the 1990s with my young sons they would use bidets as urinals. Good times. Posted by: Frankly at May yeah, not a fan of the bidet thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 05:12 PM (cPsPa)

69 I know someone that had a hefty bill after someone pooped at the party in a Vegas hotel room.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 10:10 PM (mvKQt)

One of the plethora of reasons I have always eschewed the MoMees.

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2017 05:12 PM (EgOr3)

70 When you can tow the helicopter with your penis, it will be time for you to leave.

Posted by: Master Kan at May 31, 2017 05:12 PM (IqV8l)

71 Since I'm a Puget Sound moron & I know there are a few others here, have you noticed how the "issue" the Seattle mayor (D, natch) is going through hardly makes a ripple?

ICYMI, he has several accusers from his past who have come forth with credible sex abuse accusations.

I know, it's obvious, but seriously can you imagine the drumbeat if he were not a D/prog?

You hardly see it on the local news and when you do, it's all hush-hush -- "we gotta say something about it, I guess"

Just wondering if anyone else noticed this.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at May 31, 2017 05:12 PM (CaYEg)

72 Bidet, bidet, bidet ... That's all, folks!

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at May 31, 2017 05:13 PM (vRcUp)

73 Miley! When did you get here?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 05:13 PM (cPsPa)

74 Bidet, bidet, bidet, bidet, that's all folks!

Posted by: Porky Pig at May 31, 2017 05:14 PM (XoldI)

75 73 Miley! When did you get here?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 10:13 PM (cPsPa)

Not first.  Heh.

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2017 05:14 PM (EgOr3)

76 Katy Perry video is good.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 05:14 PM (nILVB)

77 One of the plethora of reasons I have always eschewed the MoMees. Posted by: Peaches at May Yeah, but you are coming to the "VEGAS!" meetup, right

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 05:14 PM (cPsPa)

78 72 Bidet, bidet, bidet ... That's all, folks! Posted by: Sheryl Crow at May 31, 2017 10:13 PM (vRcUp) The original spelling of the former VP's name

Posted by: CN at May 31, 2017 05:15 PM (2+tI4)

79 Pittsburgh scores 10 seconds into the 3rd, leads 2-1

Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 05:15 PM (qJhUV)

80 Not first. Heh. Posted by: Peaches at May snort

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 05:15 PM (cPsPa)

81 Mary Washington college is in Fredericksburg, Virginia. About 90 minutes south of Washington DC. They're one of the "Seven Sisters of the South". All-women liberal arts colleges. It's a real college. With a campus and everything.

Posted by: Semper Why at May 31, 2017 05:16 PM (WjuiC)

82 69 One of the plethora of reasons I have always eschewed the MoMees. Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2017 10:12 PM (EgOr3) Ha! That's why those things happen in public places! You don't let them back in your hotel room. So this means you won't be coming to Begad?0

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 05:16 PM (hscyr)

83 Covfefe. Panicked Normie tumblrina/twatter-warrior: 'the shitposting is coming from INSIDE the house!'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 05:16 PM (TwwWO)

84 >>>Bottoms up! *clunk* but careful, ooch, that's hot!

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 05:16 PM (v7o4i)

85 5 Can we NOT say "First"? Would that be at all possible? Really? Something else - anything amusing or even completely non sequiturious? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 31, 2017 09:54 PM (tHwdc) 86th!

Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2017 05:17 PM (sdi6R)

86 ***Friendly Reminder*** No threats of violence against anyone at anytime No personal attacks on fellow commenters Who got banned this time?

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 31, 2017 05:17 PM (vBeA5)

87 Je suis Covfefe!!! 

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2017 05:17 PM (EgOr3)

88 Missed it by *that* much.

Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2017 05:17 PM (sdi6R)

89 84 >>>Bottoms up! *clunk* but careful, ooch, that's hot! Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 10:16 PM (v7o4i) Whoa boy I read that as something dirty. Too bad it's not Memorial Day.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 05:18 PM (hscyr)

90 What would be great is a revision of the copyright laws. Copyrights held by collective entities get a copyright for X years, say 60 years, split into four 15 years segments. A renewal fee, which increases with time, is charged for each segment. After 60 years, that's it, public domain. The entertainment industry thinks a "limited term" means eternity minus one day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2017 05:18 PM (VlqX8)

91 Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at May 31, 2017 10:12 PM (CaYEg) I blame Jeff Renner.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 31, 2017 05:18 PM (bJdWR)

92 Bidets got an association amongst us 'Mericans with French whores from WWII. Or was it WWI? Anyway, they saw them in French whorehouses, thinking that's what the whores used to hose themselves out between clients.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 05:18 PM (8O3HH)

93 the only good thing about bidets is that they offer a new twist on the old and worn swirlie.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 05:19 PM (cPsPa)

94 **reads warning after content. Sighs, drops sock full of wet sand and folding metal chair.** Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 10:07 PM But we can still drop people through tables, right?

Posted by: El Luchador Morono at May 31, 2017 05:19 PM (DMUuz)

95 I think they got Clemson wrong as the hardest school to get into in SC. When we lived there it was Furman.

Posted by: Tuna at May 31, 2017 05:19 PM (jm1YL)

96 thinking that's what the whores used to hose themselves out between clients. So, you're saying that's not true?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2017 05:19 PM (CcuKY)

97 If it's a prosthetic penis, she wouldn't feel a thing.

Posted by: Chazz Bono at May 31, 2017 05:19 PM (vRcUp)

98 98th...

Posted by: USNtakim at May 31, 2017 05:20 PM (zZWkn)

99 When you can tow the helicopter with your penis, it will be time for you to leave.

Posted by: Master Kan at May 31, 2017 10:12 PM (IqV8l)



SOME PENIS

Posted by: Charlotte at May 31, 2017 05:20 PM (JO9+V)

100 So.....too soon for a comeback?

Posted by: K. Griffin at May 31, 2017 05:21 PM (oVJmc)

101 94. Si. Con mucho gusto.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 05:21 PM (TwwWO)

102 Miley! When did you get here?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 10:13 PM (cPsPa)


According to Ace's time machine, 9:52 PM.


How are you, Y5?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 05:21 PM (tHwdc)

103 Pittsburgh 3-1. Own goal off a Nashville guy.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 05:21 PM (qJhUV)

104 no, no, Bebe, just 2 ceramic mugs clunking in the warm ONT night. and spilling hot tea on hand. that's all! (yet, it's God's plenty)

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 05:21 PM (v7o4i)

105 Pittsburgh 4-1

Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 05:22 PM (qJhUV)

106 I wonder if roll over Beethoven inspired the movie about the saint bernard.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 31, 2017 05:22 PM (vRcUp)

107 Posted by: The Political Hat at May 31, 2017 10:17 PM (vBeA5) No one has been banned. But some of the comments have been overly aggressive

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 31, 2017 05:22 PM (ZTRlp)

108 (7) th nervous breakdown Posted by: booknlass Nice. You're safe from 4th all the way up to 20th.

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2017 05:22 PM (/cksx)

109 Ich bin ein covfefe!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2017 05:22 PM (JO9+V)

110 2 goals in 15 seconds for Pittsburgh

Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 05:23 PM (qJhUV)

111 French whores cleaning up between clients?! Maybe in the nicer houses...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 31, 2017 05:23 PM (e9G8E)

112 The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is a sham as long as they blackball Mitch Ryder and The Detroit Wheels. The R&RHoF apparently doesn't like Detroit rockers. Bob Seger and Iggy & the Stooges are the only Detroit based rock artists in the hall (unless you want to include Alice Cooper). Lots of Motown and blues artists from Detroit in the Hall, but that's not rock and roll. Maybe they'll put Jack White in the hall since he moved to the Nashville area.

Posted by: Johann Amadeus Metesky at May 31, 2017 05:23 PM (+qnV+)

113 The Covfefe has landed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2017 05:23 PM (CcuKY)

114 I know someone that had a hefty bill after someone pooped at the party in a Vegas hotel room.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 10:10 PM (mvKQt)


It wasn't me.  Never been to Vegas, except for a connecting flight.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 05:23 PM (tHwdc)

115 In a sense, using some goofy gender pronoun seems silly. But if they can invent words and force others to utter those invented gobbled-gook words under duress, what can't they do?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 31, 2017 05:23 PM (Ndje9)

116 Can we NOT say "First"? Would that be at all possible? Really? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 31, 2017 09:54 PM They say you always remember your first.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 31, 2017 05:24 PM (DMUuz)

117 ***Friendly Reminder***

No threats of violence against anyone at anytime
No personal attacks on fellow commenters

===

But we can still abuse ourselves, yes?

Posted by: davidt at May 31, 2017 05:24 PM (XoldI)

118 Katy Perry is not only a complete idiot. She is also Paula Deen. http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site /2013024/reg_1024.paula.katy.mh.012413.jpg

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 31, 2017 05:24 PM (vRcUp)

119 105 Pittsburgh 4-1

Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 10:22 PM (qJhUV)

Nice!  It'll help make up for them not winning another Superbowl next year.

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2017 05:24 PM (EgOr3)

120 Mis Hum, Lots of good material. Thanks

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 31, 2017 05:24 PM (+lVUW)

121 But if they can invent words and force others to utter those invented gobbled-gook words under duress, what can't they do? Make a breakfast sandwich that really looks like the one on the menu board.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2017 05:25 PM (CcuKY)

122 115. Bingo. Certain types of thought - certain concepts - become impossible. Oldthinkers unbellyfeel SocJus and all that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 05:25 PM (TwwWO)

123 But if they can invent words and force others to utter those invented gobbled-gook words under duress, what can't they do? Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 31, 2017 10:23 PM (Ndje9) "Live not by lies." - Solzhenitsyn

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2017 05:26 PM (VlqX8)

124 Donald Trump never made anyone say "Covfefe."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 31, 2017 05:26 PM (Ndje9)

125 114 I know someone that had a hefty bill after someone pooped at the party in a Vegas hotel room. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 10:10 PM (mvKQt) It wasn't me. Never been to Vegas, except for a connecting flight. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 31, 2017 10:23 PM It was a guy. So unless you're a fat, ponytailed internet dude, it definitely wasn't you!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 05:26 PM (hscyr)

126 No personal attacks on fellow commenters Hunter Strickland shows up here, I'm gonna throw my helmet again.

Posted by: Bryce Harper at May 31, 2017 05:26 PM (3C9q2)

127 108 (7)th nervous breakdown Thanks, T-bird! I was halfway hoping for 19th, but knew it was too early. but sometimes 15 come in the thread door all at once.

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 05:26 PM (v7o4i)

128 SCOTUS issues precedent setting consumer right's decision. Score one for the little guys. In a precedent-setting decision handed down this morning, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that a company’s patent rights are forfeited once they sell an item to a consumer under the “first sale” doctrine. This idea was central to Impression Products, Inc. v Lexmark Int’l, Inc. and is a major blow to companies that sell their printers for (relatively) low prices and then recoup any losses on the sale of expensive ink and toner cartridges. Inexpensive toner cartridges and medicines big winner with decision. Nope. Not a precedent. SCOTUS reaffirms the "first use" doctrine. http://tinyurl.com/y8ofzf69

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 05:26 PM (SRKgf)

129 I'm sure they did use them. Looking it up, it did go back to WWI. Back then, many of the soldiers were country boys who had never seen indoor plumbing much. Outhouses. And they'd go to a French whorehouse and see one of them use one afterwards, and assumed the fixture was specifically designed for that purpose. To clean out the ol' mish between sessions.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 05:27 PM (8O3HH)

130 Oops. "First use" --> "first sale"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 05:27 PM (SRKgf)

131 5-1 Pittsburgh.
Let's see what the Red Sox are up to.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 05:27 PM (qJhUV)

132 4-1 Penguins! Keep attacking Pens, don't give an inch. Woot!! As I post, Pens score! 5-1 Pens!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 31, 2017 05:27 PM (pY+s4)

133 112: do you mean to tell me the mc5 are not in the rrhof?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 31, 2017 05:27 PM (WTSFk)

134 However, the ludicrous spectre of every transgender person using a different pronoun has been wielded like a baseball bat by many C-16 opponents. Precedent, assholes. Put the restriction on speech in place, you will then have people wh want to push that restriction to its absolute limit, just because they can. It doesn't matter that they're only somewhat unreasonable now, give them the legal cudgel and it will be that to then tenth power.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 31, 2017 05:28 PM (oVJmc)

135

**reads warning after content. Sighs, drops sock full of wet sand and folding metal chair.**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 10:07 PM


Well, that explains it!  I don't normally bother reading anything but comments.  I'm here for the sparkling repartee.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 05:28 PM (tHwdc)

136 Make a breakfast sandwich that really looks like the one on the menu board.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2017 10:25 PM (CcuKY)



Exactly!  Thank you for also noticing.

Posted by: William D-Fens Foster at May 31, 2017 05:28 PM (JO9+V)

137 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 31, 2017 10:24 PM (vRcUp) ====== Thanks Steve. Was it good for you too? * Lights one up and leans back*

Posted by: The Margins at May 31, 2017 05:28 PM (I16G8)

138 Covfefe lives over the ocean Covfefe lives over the sea Covfefe lives over the ocean Oh, bring back Covfefe to meeeeee

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2017 05:28 PM (rJUlF)

139 Trips at 111!  That bleeding rodent isn't giving the 'thumbs up' sign -- it's making the 'this big' sign -- hamster don't have thumbs!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 31, 2017 05:28 PM (e9G8E)

140 There is an hilarious pic online, of a realistic local television news screenshot with the crawl "Gun Shaped Cloud Appears Over School, All Students Suspended For Five Days."

Posted by: Common Tater at May 31, 2017 05:28 PM (O67g7)

141 btw, Hillary went Full-Milhaus today. Wait--that's not fair. To Nixon.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 31, 2017 05:29 PM (Ndje9)

142 Off sides. Score won't count. Still 4-1. They're still looking at it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 31, 2017 05:29 PM (pY+s4)

143 ... because if that's the case, kick out the jams!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 31, 2017 05:29 PM (WTSFk)

144 Only fools make treats. Just creep while the target is sleeping and slit xer's throat. On your way out burn the house down.

Posted by: colfax mingo at May 31, 2017 05:29 PM (FLjWH)

145 They say you always remember your first.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 31, 2017 10:24 PM (DMUuz)


Oh yes, I even found him on FB.  I decided against ruining his life, though.  Bad for my peace of mind.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 05:29 PM (tHwdc)

146 But we can still abuse ourselves, yes? Posted by: davidt at May 31, 2017 10:24 PM Si, con gusto.

Posted by: Carlitos Peligro at May 31, 2017 05:29 PM (DMUuz)

147 135. Well, aren't we all, though?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 05:30 PM (TwwWO)

148 No goal. Still 4-1

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 31, 2017 05:30 PM (pY+s4)

149 Ironic that Chuck Berry was free to nod to Beethoven, and respectful to the old German, too. against the mess that's happening at Evergreen U. right now, I mean.

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 05:30 PM (v7o4i)

150 Well, that explains it! I don't normally bother reading anything but comments. I'm here for the sparkling repartee. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May oh. crosses spanking off of to do list for today.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 05:31 PM (cPsPa)

151 Paul Joseph Watson, Looks, brains, balls, and a cute accent. Man's got it all.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 31, 2017 05:31 PM (+lVUW)

152 Again, you're a linesman. Your job is watch the lines and to call offsides. If the player is offside, CALL THE FUCKING OFFSIDE!!

Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 05:32 PM (qJhUV)

153 Rinne may be done for the series.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2017 05:32 PM (89T5c)

154 Hunter Strickland shows up here, I'm gonna throw my helmet again.

Posted by: Bryce Harper at May 31, 2017 10:26 PM (3C9q2)



Well, at least during the suspension he can get helmet-throwing lessons.

Posted by: Vendette at May 31, 2017 05:32 PM (a1pmd)

155 But we can still abuse ourselves, yes? Posted by: davidt Why do you hate kittens?

Posted by: Pope Francis at May 31, 2017 05:32 PM (vRcUp)

156 Oh yes, I even found him on FB. I decided against ruining his life, though. Bad for my peace of mind. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May oh hell no. you never go back.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 05:32 PM (cPsPa)

157 Hunter Strickland shows up here, I'm gonna throw my helmet again. Posted by: Bryce Harper at May Is he the propane guy?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 05:33 PM (cPsPa)

158 Let's see what the Red Sox are up to. Bosox 4, Pale Hose 1, end of the 7th.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 31, 2017 05:33 PM (3C9q2)

159 148 No goal. Still 4-1 Posted by: Puddleglum at May 31, 2017 10:30 PM (pY+s4) No update on the curling championships, the hacky-sack championships, the synchronized swimming championships? You do realize that people who give a shit about this are on the appropriate sports sites, i.e., not here, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 05:33 PM (SRKgf)

160 Right after he died, there was cartoon of Chuch Berry walking through the Pearly Gates. St. Peter hollers "Tell Beethoven to roll over, and tell Tchaikovsky the news!"

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 05:33 PM (8O3HH)

161 Ayyye

Posted by: Hamster Fonzie at May 31, 2017 05:33 PM (BO/km)

162 I'm here for the sparkling repartee. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 31, 2017 10:28 PM Us,too! *giggle* Well, that, and what comes after.

Posted by: Sisters Dingo & Zoot at May 31, 2017 05:33 PM (DMUuz)

163 Evergreen was the latest demonstration of the destructive cult of the progressives. And they are a cult in every sense of the word - they're like slightly less appealing versions of the Heaven's Gate crowd. All they need are Nikes and a pocket full of quarters.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 05:33 PM (TwwWO)

164 152- Yeah, I don't get it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2017 05:34 PM (89T5c)

165 150 oh. crosses spanking off of to do list for today. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 10:31 PM (cPsPa) Come on. Spanking is ALWAYS on the daily to do list.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 05:34 PM (hscyr)

166 Let's see, I've had a glass of wine, a double Seagrams 7, what did I forget? I know, a beer!

Posted by: Eromero at May 31, 2017 05:35 PM (zLDYs)

167 157. That's buck you're thinking of. And it's Thatherton who's the bad guy there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 05:35 PM (TwwWO)

168 oh hell no. you never go back.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 10:32 PM (cPsPa)


I'll leave vengeance to the Lord, as it were.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 05:35 PM (tHwdc)

169 No update on the curling championships, the hacky-sack championships, the synchronized swimming championships?

You do realize that people who give a shit about this are on the appropriate sports sites, i.e., not here, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 10:33 PM (SRKgf)


I love curling.  I love hockey.  I'm actually watching baseball right now.


It's OK.  I'm not watching hockey because I know the score because of Ace.

Posted by: Vendette at May 31, 2017 05:35 PM (a1pmd)

170 One of my favorite categories of people, friend of a friend, sent me this. very cool. supposedly accelerates at 100g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msXtgTVMcuA

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 05:35 PM (cPsPa)

171 Evergreen was the latest demonstration of the destructive cult of the progressives field hands being considered worthy of a university education.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 05:35 PM (SRKgf)

172 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 10:33 PM (TwwWO) Dude, kids at Evergreen give the Progressive douches in Seattle the willies.

Posted by: Vrag Naroda [/i] [/b] at May 31, 2017 05:35 PM (17QyB)

173 >>>Bad for my peace of mind. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Mine's been haunting me at odd times, popping up in my mind, as if he and I could make it now, where we couldn't when we tried twice already! I've so far talked myself out of it. He's lost. I'd just go down the tubes with him, I fear.

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 05:35 PM (v7o4i)

174 'there's only a bleeding lizard in the bidet'

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 31, 2017 05:35 PM (pchgp)

175 My first was sweet sixteen Claudia. Laying on blankets in the bed of a pickup truck at the 4H October bonfire.

Posted by: colfax mingo at May 31, 2017 05:35 PM (FLjWH)

176 If'n ya gonan mentin da lassie Kate Bush..

https://youtu.be/VjEq-r2agqc

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2017 05:35 PM (GBWQj)

177 So, this covfefe thing... hilarious!

President Trump puts out a late-night tweet talking about how the media are so irredeemably biased against him, and it has a bizarre typo in it... "covered" came out as "covfefe".

And what happens? Yes, of course; you know what's coming, here... the big news story of the day is that typo.

Thus, these awful people that we're all forced to put up with on some level in our day-to-day lives prove him right, by jumping all over a frickin' typo in a tweet talking about how full of crap they always are.

You know what I think? Our magnificent bastard and Grandmaster Troll of a President made that "typo" on purpose, and those dummies bit so hard on that hook that their grandchildren should think about seeing a dentist.

Well played, Mr. Trump. Well played!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 31, 2017 05:36 PM (3YxFh)

178 wassup peeps.


Looks like My Pillow and the Untuckit are still on Hannity.

I thought Mike Lindell was banned by the National Sleep Foundation, no? Guess he beat the rap.



Who the hell pissed off ace/got banninated?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 05:36 PM (Uxokn)

179 oh. crosses spanking off of to do list for today. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 10:31 PM (cPsPa) Come on. Spanking is ALWAYS on the daily to do list. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May hurriedly writes SPANKING!!!!! and underlines on today's to do list.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 05:36 PM (cPsPa)

180 165. **prepares glossy promotional materials for his new line of riding crops, forwards to bebe**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 05:36 PM (TwwWO)

181 I love curling. I love hockey. I'm actually watching baseball right now. It's OK. I'm not watching hockey because I know the score because of Ace. Posted by: Vendette at May 31, 2017 10:35 PM (a1pmd) Yeah, me too. But my point is that these idiots don't go on sports sites and post shit about politics, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 05:36 PM (SRKgf)

182 BEBES!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 05:36 PM (cPsPa)

183 Anyone see the octocopter prototype? Looks like a blown up drone that can fit two people. I want one.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 05:37 PM (IDPbH)

184 >>>Every man's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers. Hans Christian Andersen He was kind of an unself aware guy in real life. He stayed with Charles Dickens in England once as a guest, but became an annoyance and overstayed his welcome. Dickens never invited him back again.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 31, 2017 05:37 PM (vRcUp)

185 Does anyone know how you say covfefe in Russian?  Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2017 05:37 PM (EgOr3)

186 'the sparkling repartee' I was in a forum like that once. Before the Twilight fanfic mods banned me

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 31, 2017 05:37 PM (6FqZa)

187 Good evening horde.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 31, 2017 05:38 PM (smD62)

188 Spanking?

Who turned on the Grail Sign? I know I didn't.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2017 05:38 PM (GBWQj)

189 But my point is that these idiots don't go on sports sites and post shit about politics, right? You might be surprised how politicized some sports sites can get.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 31, 2017 05:38 PM (3C9q2)

190 So we are not talking about this evergreen https://www.evergreenaviation.com/

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 05:39 PM (cPsPa)

191 Mine's been haunting me at odd times, popping up in my mind, as if he and I could make it now, where we couldn't when we tried twice already!

I've so far talked myself out of it. He's lost. I'd just go down the tubes with him, I fear.

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 10:35 PM (v7o4i)


Oh, I don't want this guy, I'd want to ruin him.  But that'd not my place.


Sorry to hear your old flame is doing poorly, booknlass.


Almost everyone I ever dated is dead.  And not by my hand, either.



Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 05:39 PM (tHwdc)

192 Let's see, I've had a glass of wine, a double Seagrams 7, what did I forget? I know, a beer!
Posted by: Eromero
===

Beer after liquor
Never quicker
Liquor before beer
Drink another...beer.

Burma Shave

drink!

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 05:39 PM (Uxokn)

193 Yeah, me too. But my point is that these idiots don't go on sports sites and post shit about politics, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 10:36 PM (SRKgf)


Unless you're ESPN.





Posted by: Vendette at May 31, 2017 05:39 PM (a1pmd)

194 ONT are generally OT, are they not? Have the 'rules' changed. Still 4-1 Pittsburgh. Nashvile on a PP. Under 9 min left, 3rd period

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 31, 2017 05:39 PM (pY+s4)

195 You might be surprised how politicized some sports sites can get. Posted by: Basement Cat at May 31, 2017 10:38 PM (3C9q2) So they have off-general topic retards there too? Somehow I feel a bit better. Not sure why. The ubiquity of retards should be a source of concern.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 05:40 PM (SRKgf)

196 Spanking... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFSx9fE1qJ8

Posted by: Madonna at May 31, 2017 05:40 PM (XoldI)

197 that's so fun to imagine, Andersen and Dickens as housemates. I imagine HCA as the little match girl being glared to death by Dickens' scrooge.

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 05:40 PM (v7o4i)

198 193 Yeah, me too. But my point is that these idiots don't go on sports sites and post shit about politics, right? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 10:36 PM (SRKgf) Unless you're ESPN. Posted by: Vendette at May 31, 2017 10:39 PM (a1pmd) Yes, but isn't that why we're annoyed with ESPN?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 05:40 PM (SRKgf)

199
You know what I think? Our magnificent bastard and Grandmaster Troll of a President made that "typo" on purpose, and those dummies bit so hard on that hook that their grandchildren should think about seeing a dentist.

Well played, Mr. Trump. Well played!
--

Yep. I'd agree.

He's trolling them, and they're drooling like the Pavlovian libtard dogs that they are.

Posted by: shibumi at May 31, 2017 05:41 PM (aT+Bx)

200 Roll Over, Beethoven Sixty years later, that live version is still amazing and stacks up to anything. Even Katy Perry!

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2017 05:42 PM (ysprU)

201 I know Althouse says this, but seemingly it is not getting traction. Would people please stop referring to the vulva as the vagina? It's just so stupid to call an external thing by the name of an internal organ. Like calling an earlobe an eardrum, or an anus a colon. They saw my vagina! How would that even be possible without a speculum?

Posted by: kalneva at May 31, 2017 05:42 PM (vhW1R)

202 Yep, Basement Cat. Those idiots, in fact, go everywhere and post shit about politics. There is no escape.

And when there's no escape, well, you kind of have no choice but to turn around and fight back.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 31, 2017 05:42 PM (3YxFh)

203 Every man's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers. Hans Christian Andersen His middle finger maybe.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 05:42 PM (0mRoj)

204 Yes, but isn't that why we're annoyed with ESPN?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 10:40 PM (SRKgf)


Do not make me stand up on my soapbox.

Posted by: Vendette at May 31, 2017 05:42 PM (a1pmd)

205 Y5! ?????

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 05:42 PM (hscyr)

206 92% of the time, contacting old flames you've been stalking on the internet is bad juju.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2017 05:43 PM (JO9+V)

207 I like the ELO version of Roll Over Beethoven.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2017 05:43 PM (IqV8l)

208 203 Every man's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers. Hans Christian Andersen His middle finger maybe. Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 10:42 PM (0mRoj) You're # 1 !! You're # 1 !!

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 05:44 PM (IDPbH)

209 "92% of the time, contacting old flames you've been stalking on the internet is bad juju."



Stalking, or just searching for?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 05:45 PM (tHwdc)

210 Surprised to see that so many state schools are difficult to get into.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2017 05:45 PM (ZO497)

211 kalevna: Prolapse?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 31, 2017 05:45 PM (e9G8E)

212 Sorry to hear your old flame is doing poorly, booknlass. Almost everyone I ever dated is dead. And not by my hand, either. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Miley, you're the sweetest, most nurturing femme fatale I've ever met. I loved that guy from Kindergarten on, dated in HS, got back together with him after my college marriage went kaput. Drugs and alkeyhol fried his brain. I got out before I was gone completely.

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 05:45 PM (v7o4i)

213 You might be surprised how politicized some sports sites can get.
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 31, 2017 10:38 PM (3C9q2)


Hell, even Literotica has a politics section.  Can't I just read your dirty stories in peace?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2017 05:46 PM (JO9+V)

214 Whats up peoples

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 31, 2017 05:46 PM (IYHxL)

215 206 92% of the time, contacting old flames you've been stalking on the internet is bad juju. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2017 10:43 PM ( Meh, don't even stalk them. Who gives a flying fuck what they're up to?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 05:46 PM (hscyr)

216 Stalking, or just searching for?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 31, 2017 10:45 PM (tHwdc)

It's a distinction without a difference.  I say that as a very nosy person.

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2017 05:46 PM (EgOr3)

217 190 So we are not talking about this evergreen https://www.evergreenaviation.com/ LOL. SO much more...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 31, 2017 05:46 PM (pchgp)

218 Who turned on the Grail Sign? I know I didn't. Electric short ... yeah, that's the ticket ...

Posted by: Adriane the Modern Technology Thingies Critic ... at May 31, 2017 05:47 PM (AoK0a)

219 Can we NOT say "First"? Would that be at all possible? Really? I always take the first on-topic comment as the "real" first. Or at least the first comment that makes a vague nod towards the content. And I read an actual "first!" in the voice of the seagulls from Finding Nemo, to amuse myself.

Posted by: mikeski at May 31, 2017 05:47 PM (ml2c/)

220 No threats of violence against anyone at anytime No personal attacks on fellow commenters Oh. Well, can we say bad things about ourselves?

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 05:47 PM (0mRoj)

221 207 I like the ELO version of Roll Over Beethoven. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2017 10:43 PM (IqV8l) Same here. Then again, I like almost everything they recorded.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2017 05:47 PM (rJUlF)

222 Stalking, or just searching for?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 31, 2017 10:45 PM (tHwdc)



It's a fine line.  :-)

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2017 05:47 PM (JO9+V)

223 201: I can't stand it either. Someone complained about that on some of those feminist grrrl power sites, and the explanation was, "We know the difference, but we think vagina sounds better than vulva."

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 05:47 PM (8O3HH)

224 177 You know what I think? Our magnificent bastard and Grandmaster Troll of a President made that "typo" on purpose, and those dummies bit so hard on that hook that their grandchildren should think about seeing a dentist. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 31, 2017 10:36 PM (3YxFh) I doubt that he made the typo on purpose, but it's hilarious that "covfefe" has become an internet meme.

Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2017 05:47 PM (sdi6R)

225 Spanking? Who turned on the Grail Sign? I know I didn't. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2017 10:38 PM Can you say the same for Conceptual Anna?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 31, 2017 05:48 PM (DMUuz)

226 218 Who turned on the Grail Sign? I know I didn't. Electric short ... yeah, that's the ticket ... Posted by: Adriane the Modern Technology Thingies Critic ... at May 31, 2017 10:47 PM (AoK0a) Bad, naughty Zut!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 05:48 PM (hscyr)

227 215 206 92% of the time, contacting old flames you've been stalking on the internet is bad juju. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2017 10:43 PM ( Meh, don't even stalk them. Who gives a flying fuck what they're up to? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 10:46 PM (hscyr) The only reason I'd look up a particular past flame would be to see if she'd died horribly in a fiery car crash.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 05:49 PM (0mRoj)

228 I can't stand it either. Someone complained about that on some of those feminist grrrl power sites, and the explanation was, "We know the difference, but we think vagina sounds better than vulva."

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 10:47 PM (8O3HH)



Too close sounding to Volvo?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2017 05:49 PM (JO9+V)

229 Good night, all!

Posted by: Vendette at May 31, 2017 05:49 PM (a1pmd)

230 Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj) So she would literally be a past flame.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 05:50 PM (IDPbH)

231 213. Hell - classic photography fora have become insanely political. It's this 'politicize all the things' attitude that the proglodytes have inflicted on the larger society that has made one feel something of what a totalitarian state must be like.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 05:50 PM (TwwWO)

232 Does anyone know how you say covfefe in Russian? Asking for a friend. Posted by: Peaches at May guess he was using his cyrilic keyboard

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 05:50 PM (cPsPa)

233 Evening everyone!  I'm stuck in class tonight.  We're down to five people, from about ten when we started the program in August.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 31, 2017 05:50 PM (fKWf6)

234 Trump supporters turned the tables on Democrats in California and disrupted a Santa Ana Congressman’s “Immigration Workshop” on Tuesday evening—resulting in the arrest of one ANTIFA protestor, who allegedly physically assaulted one of the Trump supporters.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2017 05:50 PM (IqV8l)

235 Tucker Time is on TWICE???


Thank you, God!

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 05:51 PM (Uxokn)

236 the asshole Ken Jennings that won a couple million on Jeopardy is being nasty on twitter toward Barron Trump re seeing his father's severed likeness on the news. I'd like to give Jennings some negative consequences, ala Ace's thread a few hours ago. Any suggestions?

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 05:51 PM (v7o4i)

237 227 The only reason I'd look up a particular past flame would be to see if she'd died horribly in a fiery car crash. Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 10:49 PM ( Usually info like that gets dropped in your lap, you don't need to look for it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 05:51 PM (hscyr)

238 I can't stand it either. Someone complained about that on some of those feminist grrrl power sites, and the explanation was, "We know the difference, but we think vagina sounds better than vulva." Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May have they considered box?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 05:51 PM (cPsPa)

239 OK, I have just seen the oddest headline at Instapundit: "Why You Should Chew Gum Until You Fart After a C-Section." I realize I could click through to find out, but I am having more fun trying to figure it out myself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 05:52 PM (ZgkX8)

240 Some idiot femiNazis explain that using "vagina" colloquially is actually patriarchal oppression. It's heterosexual men calling it what gives them the most please, they explain.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 05:52 PM (8O3HH)

241 Conceptual Anna?

Which one of you monkey-boys tried to make a clone???

*chambers a round in MN-23*

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2017 05:52 PM (GBWQj)

242 Does anyone know how you say covfefe in Russian? Asking for a friend. Posted by: Peaches ---------- цовфефе That's all I got.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2017 05:52 PM (ZO497)

243 The only reason I'd look up a particular past flame would be to see if she'd died horribly in a fiery car crash. Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj) I have no idea what my ex is up to unless my kids tell me. I don't follow her on social media, but they do. Last report I got was that she posted she had to unfriend someone because they posted a link to that "horrible" Breitbart site. She's gone full Wiccan SJW. I think now her leaving us was a blessing in disguise.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2017 05:53 PM (rJUlF)

244 Any suggestions? Posted by: booknlass The engine from his favorite car in bed when he wakes up ...

Posted by: Adriane the Superbowl Commercial Critic ... at May 31, 2017 05:53 PM (AoK0a)

245 230 Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj) So she would literally be a past flame. Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 10:50 PM (IDPbH) Quite.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 05:53 PM (0mRoj)

246 From Ace's manifesto, I'm concluding that references to The Tree Of Liberty are suddenly back in vogue.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 31, 2017 05:53 PM (+GtGJ)

247 Any suggestions? Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 10:51 PM (v7o4i) I think being Ken Jennings is probably punishment enough. He seems like a deeply miserable shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 05:54 PM (ZgkX8)

248 I'd like to give Jennings some negative consequences, ala Ace's thread a few hours ago. If I were known for winning a few million dollars, I'd lay low. Because lawyers.

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2017 05:54 PM (9Q5BJ)

249 There's a porn star who calls herself Veronica Avluv. "Avluv" is vulva spelled backwards. Now, why the hell she just did dub herself Veronica Vulva and go with the alliteration, I don't know. Too clever by half. Oh, uh, how do I know this? Again, Putin hacked me and forced this information into my oh-so innocent mind.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 05:54 PM (8O3HH)

250 242. Close. That's 'tsovfefe'. Think a plain old k at the start would do, but I'd put a soften-mark after the 'v'. Or maybe a break....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 05:54 PM (TwwWO)

251 240 Some idiot femiNazis explain that using "vagina" colloquially is actually patriarchal oppression. It's heterosexual men calling it what gives them the most please, they explain. Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 10:52 PM (8O3HH) "Hoo hoo" from now on it is then!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 05:55 PM (hscyr)

252 The only reason I'd look up a particular past flame would be to see if she'd died horribly in a fiery car crash. Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj) How about a past crush? Even if it was Rachel Corrie?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 05:55 PM (SRKgf)

253 Anyone see the octocopter prototype? Looks like a blown up drone that can fit two people. I want one. Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 10:37 PM (IDPbH) When you die in it, can I have your stuff?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2017 05:55 PM (7MWCL)

254 Crikey, overnight thread at 19:00 AND it's already packed! Can we send Katy Perry to Palestine?

Posted by: Lisl at May 31, 2017 05:56 PM (OAB5z)

255 Wow. So Hillary was almost president.


"Macedonians"


Good Lord.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 05:56 PM (Uxokn)

256 Re Jennings, I was thinking just a acerbic letter. but I don't want to be sued. guess I'm not much of a soldier for the deplorable cause. thanks, for the idea that he's miserable enough already. you're right.

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 05:56 PM (v7o4i)

257 241 Conceptual Anna? Which one of you monkey-boys tried to make a clone??? *chambers a round in MN-23* Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2017 10:52 PM (GBWQj) I just had an image of a pulp magazine cover: "Fallschirmjaeger Cat Ladies of Doom!" It is odd in here at times.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 05:57 PM (ZgkX8)

258 No matter how hard the school was to get into, if you're a music major, you're just going to go from bar to bar.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 31, 2017 05:57 PM (DMUuz)

259 I have no idea what my ex is up to unless my kids tell me. I don't follow her on social media, but they do. Last report I got was that she posted she had to unfriend someone because they posted a link to that "horrible" Breitbart site. She's gone full Wiccan SJW. I think now her leaving us was a blessing in disguise. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2017 10:53 PM (rJUlF) Sheesh. No disrespect to you but she sounds a total loon. I was actually thinking of someone other than my ex wife. I have a different set of malignant wishes for her which I won't state.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 05:57 PM (0mRoj)

260 251 240 Some idiot femiNazis explain that using "vagina" colloquially is actually patriarchal oppression. It's heterosexual men calling it what gives them the most please, they explain. Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 10:52 PM (8O3HH) "Hoo hoo" from now on it is then! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 10:55 PM (hscyr) How about the anatomically indeterminate "snatch?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 05:57 PM (SRKgf)

261 254 Can we send Katy Perry to Palestine? Posted by: Lisl at May 31, 2017 10:56 PM (OAB5z) So the IDF can make her a pancake? Are we still Allowed to say that?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 05:58 PM (hscyr)

262 Re Jennings, I was thinking just a acerbic letter. but I don't want to be sued. guess I'm not much of a soldier for the deplorable cause.

Can you report him to Twitter for being offensive?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 05:58 PM (qJhUV)

263 Bad lip-syncing but hey. Their prop is a replica late production Spitfire Mk IXc fitted with the E-wing.

https://youtu.be/Gbvm_0rn0nI

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2017 05:58 PM (GBWQj)

264 Some idiot femiNazis explain that using "vagina" colloquially is actually patriarchal oppression. Something tells me they're not going to like my response of "Fuck off!" Such is life...

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2017 05:59 PM (9Q5BJ)

265 yeah, you know, Jennings should probably shut his pie hole, but it's too late. Mama Trump's already sued for a couple million when somebody said she was sleazy and she won. I bet she'll show Jennings the what-for.

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 05:59 PM (v7o4i)

266 Late to the ONT and everyone is miles ahead!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 31, 2017 05:59 PM (TdMsT)

267 I could see Katy Perry sporting a waffle-tread pattern....

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2017 05:59 PM (GBWQj)

268 Thanks for another outstanding ONT, MisHum!! I continue to enjoy the Q's otD.

Posted by: ibguy [/i][/b] at May 31, 2017 06:00 PM (vUcdz)

269 WOOT!! Thats a wrap for Game 2. Penguins win 4-1, are up 2-0 in the series.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 31, 2017 06:00 PM (pY+s4)

270 CNN seems to be going all covfefe about whether Sessions had another meeting with the Russian ambassador AND HE DIDN'T TELL ANYONE.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 31, 2017 06:00 PM (ILitO)

271 262. Why bother? They've got that Anita Kasparian - she who launched the spectacularly unsuccessful prog-jihad against gamers - on their community standards group or whatever it is they call their minitru & miniluv.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 06:00 PM (TwwWO)

272 "Veronica Avluv"?

Posted by: Fiona Flaps at May 31, 2017 06:00 PM (e9G8E)

273 267 I could see Katy Perry sporting a waffle-tread pattern.... Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2017 10:59 PM (GBWQj) -------- Caterpillar specializes mostly in steel slicks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 31, 2017 06:00 PM (+GtGJ)

274 Thats a wrap for Game 2. Penguins win 4-1, are up 2-0 in the series. Posted by: Puddleglum at May 31, 2017 11:00 PM (pY+s4) Some of us are a bit slow on the uptake.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 06:01 PM (SRKgf)

275 269 WOOT!! Thats a wrap for Game 2. Penguins win 4-1, are up 2-0 in the series. Posted by: Puddleglum at May 31, 2017 11:00 PM (pY+s4) Yay! Penis wins! Penis wins!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 06:01 PM (hscyr)

276 #224: Ah, but, Rick, that "typo" was in the middle of a tweet pointing out media bias. And what happened? The biased media was all over the typo.

An unbiased media would've ignored the tweet, or maybe bristled a bit at the suggestion of a bias. But, no; they jumped all over that typo, thus proving him right when he says they're biased.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 31, 2017 06:01 PM (3YxFh)

277 So they have off-general topic retards there too? Lefties gotta lefticate, even about sports. It's what they do-- particularly if they think the sport's fans are likely to be deplorables and/or the team is located in a red state.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 31, 2017 06:01 PM (3C9q2)

278 I got a covfefe and the only prescription is MORE TRUMP.

Posted by: Chris Walken at May 31, 2017 06:02 PM (dargh)

279 257. Heh.....they'd always land on their feet.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 06:02 PM (TwwWO)

280 271 262. Why bother? They've got that Anita Kasparian - she who launched the spectacularly unsuccessful prog-jihad against gamers - on their community standards group or whatever it is they call their minitru & miniluv. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. That's right. Twitter's anti-Trump. plus I don't tweet, so they REALLY don't care about me. Mrs. Melania will take care of it, I'm confident.

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 06:02 PM (v7o4i)

281 Caterpillar specializes mostly in steel slicks. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 06:03 PM (cPsPa)

282 Ok, having a job is cutting into my AoSHQ social life. Appears something may have happened around here while I was at work....

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 31, 2017 06:03 PM (kufk0)

283 277 So they have off-general topic retards there too? Lefties gotta lefticate, even about sports. It's what they do-- particularly if they think the sport's fans are likely to be deplorables and/or the team is located in a red state. Posted by: Basement Cat at May 31, 2017 11:01 PM (3C9q2) True dat. But how do you explain retards who persist in posting sports shit here?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 06:03 PM (SRKgf)

284 "using "vagina" colloquially is actually patriarchal oppression. " That's why I always say "Doodle Sack"!

Posted by: Hamster Fonzie at May 31, 2017 06:03 PM (BO/km)

285 274 Thats a wrap for Game 2. Penguins win 4-1, are up 2-0 in the series. Posted by: Puddleglum at May 31, 2017 11:00 PM (pY+s4) Some of us are a bit slow on the uptake. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Some of us don't worry about the uptake of a little grey box. :-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 31, 2017 06:03 PM (pY+s4)

286 Some of us don't worry about the uptake of a little grey box. :-) Posted by: Puddleglum at May 31, 2017 11:03 PM (pY+s4) Obviously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 06:04 PM (SRKgf)

287 I accidentally saw one of the very first episodes of Gilligan's Island this afternoon.

If that show aired today, it would be Melrose Place:

1. Ginger would initially hook up with Mr. Howell because he was rich.
2. Mrs. Howell would not care because she wasn't attracted to Mr Howell any more, plus "impotent"
3. Ginger would, at some point, transfer her affections to The Professor, who would rebuff her because "asexual."
4. Mrs. Howell would take Gilligan under her wing as the somewhat retarded son she never had.
5. Maryanne is a good girl so she doesn't hook up with anyone for the longest time. However, as the years go by, she eventually settles for the Skipper, because Mr. Howell has Ginger, The Professor isn't interested and is kind of incompetent and Gilligan is kind of a retard.

Feasible?



Posted by: shibumi at May 31, 2017 06:04 PM (aT+Bx)

288 wasn't there a story here about how some nurse had to tell some spanish only speaking illegal immigrant that naming her daughter "'vagina" was a mistake?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 06:04 PM (cPsPa)

289 >>>Some of us are a bit slow on the uptake. One more and it's a triple crown winner?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 31, 2017 06:04 PM (ZTRlp)

290 Thats a wrap for Game 2. Penguins win 4-1, are up 2-0 in the series. Posted by: Puddleglum at May 31, 2017 11:00 PM (pY+s4) The team to score the first goal usually wins the game, and the team to win the first game usually wins the series.

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 06:05 PM (ANIFC)

291 One more and it's a triple crown winner? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 31, 2017 11:04 PM (ZTRlp) One more and it's in Hank Johnson territory, a place few primates have ever entered.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 06:05 PM (SRKgf)

292 288. **insert 'chicken breath' joke here**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 06:05 PM (TwwWO)

293 MH, Thanks for another great ONT. That top photo made my evening.

Posted by: JTB at May 31, 2017 06:06 PM (V+03K)

294 Anyone have a score in the hockey game?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 06:06 PM (qJhUV)

295 252 The only reason I'd look up a particular past flame would be to see if she'd died horribly in a fiery car crash. Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj) How about a past crush? Even if it was Rachel Corrie? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 10:55 PM (SRKgf) The D9 treatment would be acceptable as well.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 06:06 PM (0mRoj)

296 I think 'covfefe' is an acronym ending in "...fucking everything!"

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2017 06:06 PM (ysprU)

297 Conceptual Anna? Which one of you monkey-boys tried to make a clone???*chambers a round in MN-23* Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2017 10:52 PM Speaking as the original Monkey Boy, it wasn't me.

Posted by: steveb@microsoft.com at May 31, 2017 06:07 PM (DMUuz)

298 Miley, you're the sweetest, most nurturing femme fatale I've ever met.

I loved that guy from Kindergarten on, dated in HS, got back together with him after my college marriage went kaput.

Drugs and alkeyhol fried his brain. I got out before I was gone completely.

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 10:45 PM (v7o4i)


That's a very sad thing to hear, booknlass, and I can understand how heartbroken you must be. 


I thank you for the compliment.  At the same time, you can imagine how bizarre it can feel to have both of those aspects of me rejected.  They sound good, right?


<bites lip>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 06:07 PM (tHwdc)

299 288 wasn't there a story here about how some nurse had to tell some spanish only speaking illegal immigrant that naming her daughter "'vagina" was a mistake? Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 11:04 PM (cPsPa) A former boss of mine told me a story of a black mother to be, who had no idea what to name her child. While in labor, she heard the doctor say something that sounded like a beautiful name for a girl. So her daughter was named Placenta Jefferson.

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 06:07 PM (ANIFC)

300 294 Anyone have a score in the hockey game?
4-1 Pens I'm banned now? :-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 31, 2017 06:07 PM (pY+s4)

301 "using "vagina" colloquially is actually patriarchal oppression. "

That's why I always say "Doodle Sack"!

Posted by: Hamster Fonzie at May 31, 2017 11:03 PM (BO/km)


I like the term 'ham wallet'

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2017 06:07 PM (JO9+V)

302 Whispering eye

Posted by: Shakespeare at May 31, 2017 06:08 PM (IDPbH)

303 288 wasn't there a story here about how some nurse had to tell some spanish only speaking illegal immigrant that naming her daughter "'vagina" was a mistake? Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 11:04 PM (cPsPa) Euphonious alternatives, submitted for approval: "Syphilis," "Gonorrhea," and "Diarrhea."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 06:08 PM (SRKgf)

304 "Maryanne is a good girl so she doesn't hook up with anyone for the longest time. However, as the years go by, she eventually settles for the Skipper, because Mr. Howell has Ginger, The Professor isn't interested and is kind of incompetent and Gilligan is kind of a retard." I like to think Gilligan was playing dumb and behind the scenes was really banging Mary Ann like a native war drum,

Posted by: Hamster Fonzie at May 31, 2017 06:08 PM (BO/km)

305 How about the anatomically indeterminate "snatch?" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Gash. How can it be sexist if male iron workers have them too?

Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2017 06:08 PM (9TU00)

306 A former boss of mine told me a story of a black mother to be, who had no idea what to name her child. While in labor, she heard the doctor say something that sounded like a beautiful name for a girl. So her daughter was named Placenta Jefferson.
--
My cousin worked for Blue Cross in Michigan.

Placenta was a big name in the 90's.

/cousin: not creative enough to make this up.

Posted by: shibumi at May 31, 2017 06:08 PM (aT+Bx)

307 284 "using "vagina" colloquially is actually patriarchal oppression. " That's why I always say "Doodle Sack"! Posted by: Hamster Fonzie at May 31, 2017 11:03 PM (BO/km) Excuse me, but it's "The Golden Palace of the Himalayas."

Posted by: Eugene J. Jerome at May 31, 2017 06:08 PM (0bR3X)

308 301 "using "vagina" colloquially is actually patriarchal oppression. " That's why I always say "Doodle Sack"! Posted by: Hamster Fonzie at May 31, 2017 11:03 PM (BO/km) I like the term 'ham wallet' Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2017 11:07 PM (JO9+V) The King's Highway

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 06:09 PM (ANIFC)

309 that article about "keeping Christianity Weird" is troubling in its lack of proximity to the Word. it's all about religion, saints, martyrs. Not much Christ. Almost as if the writer(s) were trying to paint it as similar to Islam. upside-down-world is here.

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 06:09 PM (v7o4i)

310 former boss of mine told me a story of a black mother to be, who had no idea what to name her child. While in labor, she heard the doctor say something that sounded like a beautiful name for a girl. So her daughter was named Placenta Jefferson. Posted by: josephistan at May almost wasted some scotch there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 06:09 PM (cPsPa)

311 294 Anyone have a score in the hockey game? Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 11:06 PM (qJhUV) Gee, if there only some way for those who give a shit to find out scores in progress.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 06:09 PM (SRKgf)

312 >> So her daughter was named Placenta Jefferson. What a beautiful name!

Posted by: Mignon Clyburn at May 31, 2017 06:09 PM (8O3HH)

313 307. 'Holy of Holies.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 06:09 PM (TwwWO)

314 Roastie...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 31, 2017 06:09 PM (e9G8E)

315
I like to think Gilligan was playing dumb and behind the scenes was really banging Mary Ann like a native war drum,
--

Well, this was one of the VERY first episodes, and to be honest, Gilligan was more than semi retard, and honestly, the portrayed the Skipper as kind of a moron as well.

Why would these people ever get on the boat with him?

Posted by: shibumi at May 31, 2017 06:10 PM (aT+Bx)

316 Euphonious alternatives, submitted for approval: "Syphilis," "Gonorrhea," and "Diarrhea." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Heck, Euphonious sounds like a good one!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2017 06:10 PM (IqV8l)

317 'covfefe' French for "hole with blood coming out of it"

Posted by: freaked at May 31, 2017 06:10 PM (BO/km)

318 The euphemism I have in mind even makes me uncomfortable .

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 06:10 PM (IDPbH)

319 294 Anyone have a score in the hockey game?
Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 11:06 PM (qJhUV)

Gee, if there only some way for those who give a shit to find out scores in progress.

Man, you take the bait too easy...

Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 06:10 PM (qJhUV)

320 O-Ran-Gee and Lee-Mon were big in Miami in the 90's...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 31, 2017 06:10 PM (pchgp)

321 301 "using "vagina" colloquially is actually patriarchal oppression. " That's why I always say "Doodle Sack"! Posted by: Hamster Fonzie at May 31, 2017 11:03 PM (BO/km) I like the term 'ham wallet' Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2017 11:07 PM (JO9+V) Pudding hatch

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 06:10 PM (0mRoj)

322 I just had an image of a pulp magazine cover: "Fallschirmjaeger Cat Ladies of Doom!" If there's more than one Katzenfrau, the correct German term is Fallschirmjaegerinnen. There is, BTW, a video on YouTube of a Fallschirmjaegerin in the Bundeswehr. Don't know if she likes kittehs, though.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 31, 2017 06:11 PM (3C9q2)

323 I'm partial to "silky furrow".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 31, 2017 06:11 PM (3YxFh)

324 La-Sha.....pronounced la-dash-sha, obviously.

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 31, 2017 06:11 PM (kufk0)

325 Heck, Euphonious sounds like a good one! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2017 11:10 PM (IqV8l) LOL! Twenty - hell, 15 - years from now, lots of ghetto denizens will probably be named "Euphonious."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 06:11 PM (SRKgf)

326 283 True dat. But how do you explain retards who persist in posting sports shit here? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 11:03 PM ( So skip his posts. Or ask merovign to share his ignore script.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 06:12 PM (hscyr)

327 Mrs. Howell and the Skipper kept it on the down low.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2017 06:12 PM (JO9+V)

328 315 I like to think Gilligan was playing dumb and behind the scenes was really banging Mary Ann like a native war drum, -- Well, this was one of the VERY first episodes, and to be honest, Gilligan was more than semi retard, and honestly, the portrayed the Skipper as kind of a moron as well. Why would these people ever get on the boat with him? Posted by: shibumi at May 31, 2017 11:10 PM (aT+Bx) I think the Howells were fugitives, and were planning on hijacking the Minnow & taking them to a non-extradition country. That would explain why they brought so many clothes & cash with them. but then the weather started getting rough...

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 06:12 PM (ANIFC)

329 Stalking, or just searching for?


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 31, 2017 10:45 PM (tHwdc)
It's a distinction without a difference. I say that as a very nosy person.

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2017 10:46 PM (EgOr3)


There is a difference. My dear departed found me on Classmates, and eventually we had 8 glorious years together.


OTOH, I've stalked a character from my past, hoping to find evidence of his misery.  I found enough to satisfy me.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 06:12 PM (tHwdc)

330 By the way, Silky Furrow would be an awesome Bond girl name.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 31, 2017 06:12 PM (3YxFh)

331 Would it be weird for a Roman Catholic to name their child Tevye?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 31, 2017 06:12 PM (smD62)

332 Man, you take the bait too easy... Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 11:10 PM (qJhUV) Better to take the point too readily than too slowly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 06:12 PM (SRKgf)

333 Insomniac @ 227- Look up old flames?
Why the hell would I be interested in looking up a bunch of old women?

Posted by: Eromero at May 31, 2017 06:13 PM (zLDYs)

334 Dinner at Arby's...

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 06:13 PM (ANIFC)

335 Fallschirmjaegerinnen mit Katzen?

Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2017 06:13 PM (GBWQj)

336 Beef Curtain Baby Cannon Ax Wound Moose Knuckle Camel's Foot Love Tunnel Sausage Wallet Pink Taco

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 06:13 PM (8O3HH)

337 Panty hamster.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 06:13 PM (0mRoj)

338 No personal attacks on fellow commenters Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:01 PM What if said commenter is a GODDAMN COMMUNIST INFILTRATOR, huh? What then?

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 31, 2017 06:13 PM (nXCp4)

339 Would it be weird for a Roman Catholic to name their child Tevye?
--

Not if they used to be Jewish.

Or they were in love with Fiddler on the Roof.

Posted by: shibumi at May 31, 2017 06:13 PM (aT+Bx)

340 331 Would it be weird for a Roman Catholic to name their child Tevye? Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 31, 2017 11:12 PM (smD62) Not sure you can find that one in Butler's.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 06:14 PM (ZgkX8)

341 >>how bizarre it can feel to have both of those aspects of me rejected. I can imagine that. I've experienced rejection for trying to be who he wanted me to be, and hiding what he seemed to dislike; and I've been rejected for being myself. to me, your qualities make you a winner. power with mercy. unbeatable!

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 06:14 PM (v7o4i)

342 So her daughter was named Placenta Jefferson. I found the Snopes entry on this. I had no idea they had gone so far to the "mewling quim" side of SJW.

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2017 06:14 PM (/wWB4)

343 Water works

Posted by: freaked at May 31, 2017 06:14 PM (BO/km)

344 #337: Hmm, Panty Hamster would be a pretty good name for a Bond girl, too...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 31, 2017 06:14 PM (3YxFh)

345 When I post about Houston teams, I am aware that most people here don't give a shit, and when other people post about, I dunno, Cleveland teams I assume they're aware most people don't care either. It's just banter, yo.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 31, 2017 06:15 PM (6FqZa)

346 Poontang

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 06:15 PM (0mRoj)

347 The actress who played 007's nurse in Thunderball passed away today, she was 75.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2017 06:15 PM (GBWQj)

348 MaryAnn and Ginger...

The Professor and The Skipper make Gilligan "airtight"...

The Howells just watch and comment!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 31, 2017 06:15 PM (e9G8E)

349
I think the Howells were fugitives, and were planning on hijacking the Minnow & taking them to a non-extradition country. That would explain why they brought so many clothes & cash with them. but then the weather started getting rough...
--

It's a tour boat.

Why did the Skipper let them bring on luggage?

Also.. did Ginger have luggage as well? I can't remember.

I've done short local cruises. You don't bring along luggage.

/wow, that Sherwood Scwartz was not big on "logic" was he?

Posted by: shibumi at May 31, 2017 06:15 PM (aT+Bx)

350 335. Imperial Nekomimi Fallschirmjaegerinnen. Betcha you could make serious bank on otaku and weebs with that. Big bucks, mucho dinero, covfefe cash, bigly.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 06:15 PM (TwwWO)

351 Everybody cares about the Patriots, though. Love em or hate em.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 31, 2017 06:16 PM (nXCp4)

352 321 301 "using "vagina" colloquially is actually patriarchal oppression. " That's why I always say "Doodle Sack"! Posted by: Hamster Fonzie at May 31, 2017 11:03 PM (BO/km) I like the term 'ham wallet' Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2017 11:07 PM (JO9+V) Pudding hatch Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 11:10 PM ( No. No. No. pudding goes on the boobehs, not in the hoo ha

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 06:16 PM (hscyr)

353 342 So her daughter was named Placenta Jefferson. I found the Snopes entry on this. I had no idea they had gone so far to the "mewling quim" side of SJW. Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2017 11:14 PM (/wWB4) Any entry on shitheads who name their daughters "Sasha," little realizing that that's the dimunitive of "Alexander," and therefore kind of like naming your daughter "Bill?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 06:16 PM (SRKgf)

354 Wouldn't that just be female paratroopers with cats? Or ketchup? It has been a while since my german classes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 06:16 PM (ZgkX8)

355 Is Tevye an Aramaisation of Tobiah? Tobias is a good Catholic name. It's right there in the so-called "apocrypha".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 31, 2017 06:16 PM (6FqZa)

356 Mis Hum you're fairly murdering the ONT these days. Absolutely fabulous stuff.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 31, 2017 06:16 PM (nXCp4)

357 Beef Curtain Baby Cannon Ax Wound Moose Knuckle Camel's Foot Love Tunnel Sausage Wallet Pink Taco Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 11:13 PM (8O3HH) You forgot Spinal Tap's seminal contribution: Flesh Tuxedo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 06:17 PM (ZgkX8)

358 I found the Snopes entry on this. I had no idea they had gone so far to the "mewling quim" side of SJW. Posted by: t-bird ---------- Snopes? Been that way for a long time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2017 06:17 PM (ZO497)

359 Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 31, 2017 11:16 PM (nXCp Spoken like a true Commie infiltrator

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 31, 2017 06:18 PM (ZTRlp)

360 345 When I post about Houston teams, I am aware that most people here don't give a shit, and when other people post about, I dunno, Cleveland teams I assume they're aware most people don't care either. It's just banter, yo. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 31, 2017 11:15 PM (6FqZa) So why not post on sites where most people DO give a shit?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 06:18 PM (SRKgf)

361 That's why I always say "Doodle Sack"! Posted by: Hamster Fonzie at May 31, 2017 11:03 PM (BO/km) A little mood music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EHRjWfMNow

Posted by: Hatkilly Dokilly at May 31, 2017 06:18 PM (vBeA5)

362 Kathy Griffin was not fired for her bloody, terror fantasy photo. She was fired because  it went viral and there was no way to ignore it and trying to gloss it over would expose the lefts hypocrisy on the issue of hate speech and violence.  This insanity would be tolerated, even encouraged  at a lower level but the left has to  present a somewhat respectable face to the LIV's.  That photo showed their ugly side and there was no way out but to throw Giffin under the bus.

She'll show up after this blows over in few weeks  and be welcomed with open arms by her comrades.

Posted by: Ripley at May 31, 2017 06:18 PM (NbRJx)

363 Bebe, election night will NEVER be the same...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 31, 2017 06:18 PM (pchgp)

364 Moshi-moshi! It's a pleasure to meet you, Herr Bond.

Posted by: Neko Unterpantzen at May 31, 2017 06:19 PM (3YxFh)

365 Kathy Griffin was not fired for her bloody, terror fantasy photo. She was fired because it went viral and there was no way to ignore it and trying to gloss it over would expose the lefts hypocrisy on the issue of hate speech and violence. This insanity would be tolerated, even encouraged at a lower level but the left has to present a somewhat respectable face to the LIV's. That photo showed their ugly side and there was no way out but to throw Giffin under the bus.

She'll show up after this blows over in few weeks and be welcomed with open arms by her comrades.
---
agreed

Posted by: shibumi at May 31, 2017 06:19 PM (aT+Bx)

366 Euphonious alternatives, submitted for approval: "Syphilis," "Gonorrhea," and "Diarrhea." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara H.L. Mencken once told about a medical student at Johns Hopkins who persuaded a black mother to name her offspring Positive Wassermann Jones.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 31, 2017 06:19 PM (3C9q2)

367 PW.....hope you are doing well

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 31, 2017 06:19 PM (mMeIQ)

368 So, my first and only love was with my best friend from the 5th grade until I graduated from high school. Unrequited of course; but when we graduated, I wrote him the longest, most sappy balls to the wall love letter you can imagine. It was the talk of the school it was so epic. Anyway, he went off to his college and I went off to mine. We saw each other a few times at friends' weddings, and anytime he tried to talk to me, I sort of skirted him. I guess I was kind of embarrassed to have basically thrown myself at him. I don't know what I would do if I ran into him today. I hear all these stories of high school sweethearts or at least friends getting together, but honestly....the thought of dating him and...you know...with him at this point...it kind of weirds me out. Just way too weird. It's odd, isn't it? How someone you can be so deeply in love with...for 7 years can become someone it just feels icky to be romantic with...just like that.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 31, 2017 06:19 PM (smD62)

369 I'm off to bed. Be well you Morons. Kathy Griffin is and idiot and is getting what she deserves. Big fail on getting attention.

Posted by: Farmer at May 31, 2017 06:19 PM (yJ1e6)

370 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 11:16 PM (SRKgf) True but Sasha Grey would still look hot if she was named Bill Grey.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 06:19 PM (IDPbH)

371 shleepy



ny - nyte

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 06:19 PM (Uxokn)

372 360 345 When I post about Houston teams, I am aware that most people here don't give a shit, and when other people post about, I dunno, Cleveland teams I assume they're aware most people don't care either. It's just banter, yo. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 31, 2017 11:15 PM (6FqZa) So why not post on sites where most people DO give a shit? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 11:18 PM ( Dude. Chill out. Life's too short.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 06:19 PM (hscyr)

373 Silly people, the vulva is the enterance to the moist, slick heavenly pavilion of desire. Its designed to be low friction to prolong the pleasure.

Posted by: colfax mingo at May 31, 2017 06:19 PM (FLjWH)

374 I've done short local cruises. You don't bring along luggage. ---------- Nothing that floats.

Posted by: Robert Wagner at May 31, 2017 06:20 PM (+GtGJ)

375 354 Wouldn't that just be female paratroopers with cats? Or ketchup? It has been a while since my german classes. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 11:16 PM (ZgkX Catgirl paratroopers.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 06:20 PM (0mRoj)

376 336 Beef Curtain Baby Cannon Ax Wound Moose Knuckle Camel's Foot Love Tunnel Sausage Wallet Pink Taco Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 11:13 PM (8O3HH) I've just come in and I'm not going to ask. Well actually I know the question.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 06:20 PM (nBr1j)

377 no one liked the Sprint ABM Missile? 0 to Mach 10 in 5 seconds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msXtgTVMcuA

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 06:20 PM (cPsPa)

378 Good to see you, Westy! How've you been?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 31, 2017 06:21 PM (3YxFh)

379 375. And ya don't use ketchup on 'em. Go with a ginger/miso or hoisin sauce.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 06:21 PM (TwwWO)

380 Aestius, in my amateur attempt at German, ja. With cats.

Palpatine, that would be scary level otaku in-joke because you connect Imperial Yamato with German airborne neko-grrls.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2017 06:21 PM (GBWQj)

381 I always read the last post first.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 06:22 PM (nBr1j)

382 Pink Taco

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 11:13 PM (8O3HH)



When I was in San Antonio a few years back, there was a restaurant chain called the Pink Taco.  The food was good, but I was...concerned.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 31, 2017 06:22 PM (SpeiC)

383 Unrequited of course; but when we graduated, I wrote him the longest, most sappy balls to the wall love letter you can imagine. It was the talk of the school it was so epic. Posted by: Tickled Pink Was it published in the newspaper?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2017 06:23 PM (IqV8l)

384 /wow, that Sherwood Scwartz was not big on "logic" was he? Posted by: shibumi at May 31, 2017 11:15 PM (aT+Bx) --- jeez, it's like you're trying to ruin the most brilliant comedy ever created for me.

Posted by: Neil at May 31, 2017 06:24 PM (vChNs)

385 Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 31, 2017 11:18 PM (pchgp)

Ha

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 31, 2017 06:24 PM (IYHxL)

386 I saw Pink Taco open for Bone of Contention at Sedona in '86.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 31, 2017 06:24 PM (+GtGJ)

387 https://www.pinterest.com/pin /110408628342161929/

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 31, 2017 06:24 PM (pchgp)

388 380. Yep. Them's the ones whose money I want - no reproductive prospects, and I bet I could use a 'cosplay' con to get their worthless asses on transports and landing-craft to invade China.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 06:24 PM (TwwWO)

389 I was at the local Costco today with a yen for chicken wings but I couldn't have any because the woman in front of me ordered them all. I couldn't help but notice her legs were the same circumference mid-thigh, knee and ankles. I now know what Hillary would look like in shorts.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 06:25 PM (nBr1j)

390 Unrequited of course; but when we graduated, I wrote him the longest, most sappy balls to the wall love letter you can imagine. It was the talk of the school it was so epic. Posted by: Tickled Pink Was it published in the newspaper? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May so you wrote him a letter after you graduated which then became the talk of the whole school? everyone in your class flunk?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 06:25 PM (cPsPa)

391 @383 Lol no. It was the last day of school, so I was able to avoid the paper. He did share it with one of his friends who talked about with one of my friends and so on and so forth. It even spurned some copycat letters lol. I guess my boldness inspired others.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 31, 2017 06:25 PM (smD62)

392 Any entry on shitheads who name their daughters "Sasha," little realizing that that's the dimunitive of "Alexander," and therefore kind of like naming your daughter "Bill?" --- How did Jack ever become a diminutive of John? I see no economy there....

Posted by: Neil at May 31, 2017 06:25 PM (vChNs)

393 seriously, 0 to mach 10 in five seconds, that is faster than a ferrari.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 06:26 PM (cPsPa)

394 @390 Okay seriously....what is your problem with me?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 31, 2017 06:26 PM (smD62)

395 My father had a coworker named Orang-a-dee. Her mother picked the name from a billboard for Orangeade.

Posted by: X-Ray at May 31, 2017 06:26 PM (Wb2La)

396 372: Someday I'll figure out how to respond to your "Penis wins!" posts after my Pens win! posts. I'll have rediscover my internal 12 year old school yard taunts. Its been a while. :-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 31, 2017 06:26 PM (pY+s4)

397 It even spurned some copycat letters lol. I guess my boldness inspired others. Posted by: Tickled Pink Maybe you could sell it on Amazon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2017 06:26 PM (IqV8l)

398 388 380. Yep. Them's the ones whose money I want - no reproductive prospects, and I bet I could use a 'cosplay' con to get their worthless asses on transports and landing-craft to invade China. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 11:24 PM (TwwWO) Throw in whips because- hey, why not?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 06:27 PM (ZgkX8)

399 She'll show up after this blows over in few weeks and be welcomed with open arms by her comrades. --- she'll get Scott Pelley's old gig.

Posted by: Neil at May 31, 2017 06:27 PM (vChNs)

400 389. 'With a yen for chicken wings...' Two things: 1) chicken wings for a yen? Which costco? 2) racist!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 06:27 PM (TwwWO)

401 seriously, 0 to mach 10 in five seconds, that is faster than a ferrari. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 11:26 PM (cPsPa) Pffft.

Posted by: Montgomery Scott at May 31, 2017 06:28 PM (vBeA5)

402 @397 Nah...I'm out of the love letter/grand gesture business.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 31, 2017 06:28 PM (smD62)

403 398. Whips of excellent quality are available for sale at the booths outside the con.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 06:28 PM (TwwWO)

404 It's odd, isn't it? How someone you can be so deeply in love with...for 7 years can become someone it just feels icky to be romantic with...just like that. Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 31, 2017 11:19 PM (smD62) That's sweet, TP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 06:29 PM (ZgkX8)

405 I call BS on the bidet article. 1) people with bidets still use toilet paper. 2) water is plentiful / people can take daily showers so people are cleaner in general than 70 years ago. 3) if it's promoted by an enviro-weenie, you can be sure someone stands to make a hefty profit and it'll be a disaster for the general public. (See: low-flow shower heads and water-saving-toilets.)

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 31, 2017 06:29 PM (oQQwD)

406 Mrs. Melania will take care of it, I'm confident.

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 11:02 PM (v7o4i)

Kathy G. better hope she never meets up with Mrs. Melania.  What she is going through now would be like a stroll down a country lane.

Posted by: gracepc at May 31, 2017 06:29 PM (OU4q6)

407 Nothing that floats. Posted by: Robert Wagner at May 31, 2017 11:20 PM (+GtGJ) --- I must admit, I've suffered from Natalie wood more than once.

Posted by: Neil at May 31, 2017 06:29 PM (vChNs)

408 400 389. 'With a yen for chicken wings...' Two things: 1) chicken wings for a yen? Which costco? 2) racist! Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 11:27 PM (TwwWO) The local Costco, Okotoks, AB, now offers chicken wings. I see them as reasonable cheat food--protein, fat and salt. As far as yen go I was at a bit of a loss for a way to say I wanted chicken wings. There you go I just said it.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 06:30 PM (nBr1j)

409 So a girl last year wanted to name her baby like after one of her brothers. His name was Lukemia. Somehow couldn't come up with a fit so baby got one of them fancy apostrophe names.

Posted by: Eromero at May 31, 2017 06:30 PM (zLDYs)

410 Everybody cares about the Patriots, though. Love em or hate em. Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar But nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 31, 2017 06:30 PM (S6Pax)

411 Catgirl paratroopers. Posted by: Insomniac Georing's fetish

Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2017 06:30 PM (9TU00)

412 Catgirl paratroopers. --- I suddenly feel ready to be conquered

Posted by: Neil at May 31, 2017 06:30 PM (vChNs)

413 chicken wings for a yen? Which costco? Baby chick wing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2017 06:30 PM (IqV8l)

414 Booknlass, I didn't answer you Monday night.  I'm sorry.

I only know what the problem looks like, I don't have an answer. 

Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2017 06:31 PM (mkDpn)

415 402 @397 Nah...I'm out of the love letter/grand gesture business. Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 31, 2017 11:28 PM (smD62) Don't lose that! Read this: http://tinyurl.com/y8wlujop

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 06:31 PM (ZgkX8)

416 Good evening all! Sorry I'm late - was watching Gone With the Wind with #3 son. He had never seen it before.

Posted by: Michael Palin at May 31, 2017 06:31 PM (tr2D7)

417 >>how bizarre it can feel to have both of those aspects of me rejected.

I can imagine that. I've experienced rejection for trying to be who he wanted me to be, and hiding what he seemed to dislike; and I've been rejected for being myself.

to me, your qualities make you a winner. power with mercy. unbeatable!

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 11:14 PM (v7o4i)


Relationships are bemusing, more often than not.  I guess I was really lucky to have experienced at least one where we loved each other.


And thank you again, booknlass.  I appreciate you very much, too.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 06:31 PM (tHwdc)

418 Goodnight, Horde

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 06:31 PM (ANIFC)

419 Ugh! Off damn sock!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2017 06:31 PM (tr2D7)

420 I've never been to Japan but some people I know who have been there said toilets there are a spiritual experience. The toilets and banquets with more waiting staff than diners.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 06:32 PM (nBr1j)

421 Okay seriously....what is your problem with me? Posted by: Tickled Pink at May leave me alone

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 06:32 PM (cPsPa)

422 That last post of mine was in regards to bidets.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 06:32 PM (nBr1j)

423 0 to Mach 10 in 5 seconds is 100g. The speed at such low altitude required ablative shielding to keep it from burning up. It was topped with an "enhanced radiation weapon", a neutron bomb. The idea was to take out the reentry vehicle of incoming ICBMs.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 06:32 PM (8O3HH)

424 T-bird @59 Agreed. There's one set of resumes I can ignore.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2017 06:33 PM (0tfLf)

425 Posted by: Neil at May 31, 2017 11:25 PM (vChNs) In England I believe the saxons or the Normans added kin to end of first names and John became Jonkin then Jakin then Jack. Something like that.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 06:33 PM (IDPbH)

426 408. Heh....my angel jokes our CostCo is the local Asian-American Community Center. It's true, of course.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 06:33 PM (TwwWO)

427 GWAR Oderus Urungus Reads 'Goodnight Moon' https://youtu.be/U85CXYJg2lc

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at May 31, 2017 06:34 PM (VdICR)

428 *grabs popcorn*

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 31, 2017 06:34 PM (IYHxL)

429 "Any entry on shitheads who name their daughters "Sasha," little realizing that that's the dimunitive of "Alexander," and therefore kind of like naming your daughter 'Bill?'

Another example of this... I've played several video games where one of the villains was a dude named Astaroth.

But, Astaroth is a girl's name! It's a variant of Ishtar.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 31, 2017 06:34 PM (3YxFh)

430 No. No. No. pudding goes on the boobehs, not in the hoo ha

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 11:16 PM (hscyr)


And the hoo ha becomes like pudding.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 06:35 PM (tHwdc)

431 425 Posted by: Neil at May 31, 2017 11:25 PM (vChNs) In England I believe the saxons or the Normans added kin to end of first names and John became Jonkin then Jakin then Jack. Something like that. Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 11:33 PM (IDPbH) And Yan became Yankin and Jer became Jerkin.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 06:35 PM (nBr1j)

432 422 That last post of mine was in regards to bidets. Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 11:32 PM (nBr1j) --------- Let us spray.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 31, 2017 06:36 PM (+GtGJ)

433 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 31, 2017 11:35 PM (tHwdc)


...go on....

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 31, 2017 06:36 PM (IYHxL)

434 Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 31, 2017 11:28 PM (smD62) ---- is this the dirtiest sounding name on the blog?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 31, 2017 06:36 PM (vChNs)

435 Hi Kindletot, that's okay, I was just touched by your very practical ideas on how to wash away love pain. (at least that's what I recall. ha...was that what you were speaking to?)

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 06:37 PM (v7o4i)

436 The cockney brits call a bidet a BEE-day. Sounds kinda cute that way.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 31, 2017 06:38 PM (U6f54)

437 to me, your qualities make you a winner. power with mercy. unbeatable! Posted by: booknlass Relationships are bemusing, more often than not. I guess I was really lucky to have experienced at least one where we loved each other. And thank you again, booknlass. I appreciate you very much, too. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Really, always be yourself. Be the best at being who you are. Trying to fake to please someone always ends rather badly. Sometimes it takes YEARS to realize that, but it does. Real love is actually pretty rare, and most people suffer through quiet misery thinking that they have to sacrifice and fake it to be "in love". And sometimes, love just dies, between two people. And sometimes you have to take it out behind the barn and kill it.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 31, 2017 06:39 PM (S6Pax)

438 The speed at such low altitude required ablative shielding to keep it from burning up. It was topped with an "enhanced radiation weapon", a neutron bomb. The idea was to take out the reentry vehicle of incoming ICBMs. Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May pretty effing cool. it is sadly funny to think how far along we could be if the treacherous dems had not stood in the way of serious efforts. read an article in time in the 80s that was bitching about how it would be impossible to develop a reliable ABM system because it would require millions of lines of code which would be impossible to write with enough accuracy to have an effective system. this was right around the time that time wrote an article about Jobs inventing the mouse.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 06:39 PM (cPsPa)

439 436 The cockney brits call a bidet a BEE-day. Sounds kinda cute that way. ------ To 'muricans it's known as the buttwash.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 31, 2017 06:39 PM (+GtGJ)

440 411 Catgirl paratroopers. Posted by: Insomniac Georing's fetish Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2017 11:30 PM (9TU00) Gor? I don't remember any Cat Girls! Damn... missed them...

Posted by: Tarl Cabot at May 31, 2017 06:40 PM (NgKpN)

441 Imperial Nekomimi Fallschirmjaegerinnen.

Teishin Shudan Nekkomimi?

they would not be Imperial Landing force, they hate water

Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2017 06:40 PM (mkDpn)

442 I'm reminded ever so vaguely about a man who was sitting on a Japanese touching all the buttons despite being warned not to. He woke upon in the hospital after touching the button triggering tampon removal.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 06:41 PM (nBr1j)

443 Okay my fellow travelers. If you were picking between two AirBnbs.... one is a lovely apartment, this could be anywhere, but let's say it's close to transportation, shops, walking distance to most things, etc etc. The other is a very unique "of its era" type of place, say a cottage or a farmhouse...half the price, but out on the boonies, so you'd have to get transportation each time you wanted to come and go. Which would you choose?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 31, 2017 06:41 PM (smD62)

444 431 425 Posted by: Neil at May 31, 2017 11:25 PM (vChNs) In England I believe the saxons or the Normans added kin to end of first names and John became Jonkin then Jakin then Jack. Something like that. Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 11:33 PM (IDPbH) And Yan became Yankin and Jer became Jerkin. ---- did Anna become Annakin?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 31, 2017 06:41 PM (vChNs)

445 I've read about the Seattle mayor's problems, but nothing on the news. In this part of WA, we get the news from Portland

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 31, 2017 06:41 PM (Lqy/e)

446 Nigel Farage and a hard-remainer are set up on a date https://youtu.be/PyHi374pmV0?t=1m54s I didn't figure him to be some kind of charmer of the fairer gender but ?what do I know?

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at May 31, 2017 06:42 PM (VdICR)

447 Darn! If I hadn't stopped to check out the content, I coulda been... um... 420th? Howdy, Deplhordeables! (Deplorablhorde.. Horde of Deplorables.. whatever) :O ***Friendly Reminder*** (in unfriendly boldface) Wondering what I've missed, probably glad I did. Show of hands: Who actually read all the way through both of Ace's yuuge posts today? The one about.. something.. and... the other one?

Posted by: mindful webworker - who left the screen door open? at May 31, 2017 06:42 PM (Qq3ZN)

448 394 @390 Okay seriously....what is your problem with me? Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 31, 2017 11:26 PM ( No offense but you are demonstrating some highly repetitive, thoroughly masochistic tendencies. At this point you should expect people to take the piss out of you. If you were a guy, I'd be asking if I could step in your balls with my Stuart weitzman stilletos* *yes, I CAN be induced to wear those to Vegas!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 06:42 PM (hscyr)

449 265 yeah, you know, Jennings should probably shut his pie hole, but it's too late.

Mama Trump's already sued for a couple million when somebody said she was sleazy and she won.

I bet she'll show Jennings the what-for.

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 10:59 PM (v7o4i)


I think she might be constrained because she is now FLOTUS.  Other than that, no doubt she could take Jennings for every penny.  And that would be just for starters.

Posted by: gracepc at May 31, 2017 06:42 PM (OU4q6)

450 439 436 The cockney brits call a bidet a BEE-day. Sounds kinda cute that way. the truckstop in Morris, IL (IIRC) offers them in the women's bathrooms. there's a big warning next to all these buttons coming off the toilet seat READ INSTRUCTIONS COMPLETELY BEFORE USING intimidating as hell.

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 06:42 PM (v7o4i)

451 443 Okay my fellow travelers. If you were picking between two AirBnbs.... one is a lovely apartment, this could be anywhere, but let's say it's close to transportation, shops, walking distance to most things, etc etc. The other is a very unique "of its era" type of place, say a cottage or a farmhouse...half the price, but out on the boonies, so you'd have to get transportation each time you wanted to come and go. Which would you choose? Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 31, 2017 11:41 PM (smD62) ****** The one closest to a pub and/or liquor store.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2017 06:42 PM (0tfLf)

452 443 Okay my fellow travelers. If you were picking between two AirBnbs.... one is a lovely apartment, this could be anywhere, but let's say it's close to transportation, shops, walking distance to most things, etc etc. The other is a very unique "of its era" type of place, say a cottage or a farmhouse...half the price, but out on the boonies, so you'd have to get transportation each time you wanted to come and go. Which would you choose? Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 31, 2017 11:41 PM (smD62) Pick the more modern accommodation closer to what you want to see, no question. Rustic and 'of it's era' is only cool up to a point. And then you will still be in BFE.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 06:44 PM (ZgkX8)

453 Sometimes, you just gotta reach down and grab 'em by the covfefe.

Posted by: Teh Don at May 31, 2017 06:44 PM (ZO497)

454 451 443 Okay my fellow travelers.

The lovely apartment.  Why spend money traveling to some place out in the boonies?

Posted by: gracepc at May 31, 2017 06:44 PM (OU4q6)

455 mindful webworker, I read through the one where he talked about how we should refuse to allow the left to thrust us into the lower caste. is that the one you read?

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 06:44 PM (v7o4i)

456 If you were a guy, I'd be asking if I could step in your balls with my Stuart weitzman stilletos* *yes, I CAN be induced to wear those to Vegas! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 11:42 PM (hscyr) --- what do you charge for that? asking for a friend...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 31, 2017 06:45 PM (vChNs)

457 If you were picking between two AirBnbs.... It depends if you're trying to go there or get away from there.

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2017 06:45 PM (NBHj5)

458 443. Which has the Imperial Nekomimi Fallschirmjaegerinnen?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 06:45 PM (TwwWO)

459 Show of hands: Who actually read all the way through both of Ace's yuuge posts today? The one about.. something.. and... the other one? --- raises non-mastabating hand

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 31, 2017 06:45 PM (vChNs)

460 Oh, yeah. Also... Monday night ONT: the fastest way to defrost an icy car window I downloaded the vid and watched it later. Did anyone ever point out that the video was about how to de-fog car windows? I want my money back on that one. I'll accept small denomination, non-sequential, unmarked bills.

Posted by: mindful webworker - at least it wasn't rickrolling at May 31, 2017 06:46 PM (Qq3ZN)

461 I read through the one where he talked about how we should refuse to allow the left to thrust us into the lower caste. Hey, how 'bout a spoiler alert!

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2017 06:46 PM (NBHj5)

462 Ya'll are the best. I am just an old soul. I love period spaces. The loft in the 300 year old building. The apartment in a converted old church. And for me, a quaint country cottage is just about the dream. But...I know there is a time to be practical too. I was leaning toward the pricier, more convenient option; just needed the push, I guess.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 31, 2017 06:46 PM (smD62)

463 Pudding on the covfefe. Then play a little slap and tickle.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2017 06:46 PM (0tfLf)

464 And sometimes you have to take it out behind the barn and kill it. Posted by: Bossy Conservative thanks, my friend. you made me smile with that one.

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 06:47 PM (v7o4i)

465 Speaking of pudding. Definitely keep that on the boobies, not the Moose Knuckle. Sugar in the vagina is bad. That will cause a nasty yeast infection very quickly. Pro Health tips for the Horde.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 06:47 PM (8O3HH)

466 Real love is actually pretty rare, and most people suffer through quiet misery thinking that they have to sacrifice and fake it to be "in love". Just so. I've given up on the notion entirely.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 06:47 PM (0mRoj)

467 (at least that's what I recall. ha...was that what you were speaking to?)
Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 11:37 PM (v7o4i)


All sorts of stuckness. 

Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2017 06:48 PM (mkDpn)

468 Some American Catgirl Paratroopers: http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14546

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at May 31, 2017 06:48 PM (vBeA5)

469 I'm reminded ever so vaguely about a man who was sitting on a Japanese touching all the buttons despite being warned not to. He woke upon in the hospital after touching the button triggering tampon removal. Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May was he sitting on a japanese man or woman?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 06:48 PM (cPsPa)

470 Posted by: mindful webworker - at least it wasn't rickrolling at May 31, 2017 11:46 PM (Qq3ZN) Yes . Also I can't turn my a/c and heater on at the same time.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 06:48 PM (IDPbH)

471 I'm pretty sure I've never made any threats against any other commentors here. Now I'll see if that's true. Here goes! (post)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 31, 2017 06:48 PM (MZcWR)

472 anything I write before I pass out, I blames on costoc vodka

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 31, 2017 06:48 PM (vChNs)

473 sometimes you have to take it out behind the barn and kill it. Posted by: Bossy Conservative thanks, my friend. you made me smile with that one. Posted by: booknlass at May Wait, are we talking about Pandas!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 06:49 PM (cPsPa)

474 was he sitting on a japanese man or woman? Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 11:48 PM (cPsPa) Oh crap--TOILET

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 06:49 PM (nBr1j)

475 468 Some American Catgirl Paratroopers: http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14546 Easy Company?

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 06:49 PM (0mRoj)

476 Mastaba: an ancient Egyptian tomb rectangular in shape with sloping sides and a flat roof, standing to a height of 17-20 feet (5-6 m), consisting of an underground burial chamber with rooms above it (at ground level) in which to store offerings.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 31, 2017 06:50 PM (+GtGJ)

477 To 'muricans it's known as the buttwash. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 31, 2017 11:39 PM (+GtGJ) Ass fountain.

Posted by: The Unflushable Hat at May 31, 2017 06:50 PM (vBeA5)

478 booknlass: ...is that the one you read? Who says I read either one? My attention span is so bad, I can sometimes barely make it through a whole commen *SQUIRREL!* Say, booknlass, I've tried to catch you a couple times since you mentioned reading Invulnerable, to ask if you navigated all the way to its intoxicated conclusion?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own risk at May 31, 2017 06:50 PM (Qq3ZN)

479 That's not car pooling. That's car mattressing.
 
Sulky, is that you?

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at May 31, 2017 06:50 PM (wTwJ2)

480 477 To 'muricans it's known as the buttwash. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 31, 2017 11:39 PM (+GtGJ) Ass fountain. Posted by: The Unflushable Hat at May 31, 2017 11:50 PM (vBeA5) Definitely something to NOT look up on google.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 06:51 PM (0mRoj)

481 Shitz Spritz

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 31, 2017 06:51 PM (+GtGJ)

482 Wait, are we talking about Pandas! Posted by: yankeefifth not the cute little panda! we're talking about sumpin else.....

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 06:51 PM (v7o4i)

483 Those in the know know The Covfefe howls at midnight.

Posted by: DJT at May 31, 2017 06:51 PM (bc2Lc)

484 I still need to set up that quokka versus panda death match PPV event.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 06:52 PM (0mRoj)

485 Keister Geyser?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 31, 2017 06:52 PM (+GtGJ)

486 Those in the know know The Covfefe howls at midnight. In the jungle, the mighty jungle the covfefe sleeps at night.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 06:52 PM (nBr1j)

487 thanks, my friend. you made me smile with that one. Posted by: booknlass If I have made on person smile tonight, then....I've made one person smile. It's the ONT. It doesn't have to be serious.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 31, 2017 06:52 PM (S6Pax)

488 Those in the know know The Covfefe howls at midnight. Posted by: DJT -------------- Stay off of the moors.

Posted by: John Fogarty at May 31, 2017 06:52 PM (ZO497)

489 Okay my fellow travelers. ****** You already know the answer. And to prove it, flip a coin. Heads one, tails the other. Flip the coin high. Real high. Watch it turn over in the air. Now....turn around and walk away. Let the coin fall and ignore it. You already know what you wanted it to be.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2017 06:53 PM (0tfLf)

490 dear Mindful, I have not finished Invunerable YET, but I plan to do so. It's fun to take a trip through the labyrinth that is your MIND

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 06:53 PM (v7o4i)

491 Wait, are we talking about Pandas! Posted by: yankeefifth Again, with the pandas. Did a panda hurt you as a child?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 31, 2017 06:54 PM (S6Pax)

492 459raises non-mastabating hand Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 31, 2017 11:45 PM (vChNs) Shakes head. You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to make everyone think that that requires both hands due to the impressive size of your junk. What's happened to you people? Where are Miss Tammy, SMFH & Gushka? It's going to take all of our 'ette superpowers to straighten you people out!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 06:55 PM (hscyr)

493 491 Wait, are we talking about Pandas! Posted by: yankeefifth Again, with the pandas. Did a panda hurt you as a child? Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 31, 2017 11:54 PM (S6Pax) Tried to nibble his bamboo shoot.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 06:55 PM (0mRoj)

494 Nerdygirl: You can have Paul Joseph Watson, but I want Faith Goldy. That woman can talk and she's a good Catholic girl. I love Rebel Media

Posted by: CMU VET at May 31, 2017 06:55 PM (C+wjz)

495 I saw a covfefe drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's His hair was perfect

Posted by: Warren Zevon at May 31, 2017 06:55 PM (ZO497)

496 Yes . Also I can't turn my a/c and heater on at the same time. Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 11:48 PM (IDPbH) In some vehicles, the "defrost" setting kicks on the A/C to dehumidify the air, and the heater to then warm it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2017 06:55 PM (7MWCL)

497 I'm cousins (by marriage) with Natalie Wood! She's my aunt's stepdaughter or something. Closest I've come to brushing with greatness except when I rode an elevator at the Disneyland Hotel with Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman and their kids. We didn't say a word. Let them be on vacation.

Posted by: kalneva at May 31, 2017 06:56 PM (vhW1R)

498 The ONT starts with useful hamster, ends with threatening hamster (and since they are rodents, they bite hard). Kind of sums up my day in a way actually. Evening all.

Posted by: Bete the Deplorable at May 31, 2017 06:56 PM (Ojki1)

499 Forefinger and thumb is all I need..... Did I say that out loud?

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 06:56 PM (8O3HH)

500 Real love is actually pretty rare, and most people suffer through quiet misery thinking that they have to sacrifice and fake it to be "in love".


Just so. I've given up on the notion entirely.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 11:47 PM (0mRoj)

Back when I was still youngish and horny I believed in a forever partner. Now that I'm oldish an less horny and have picked poorly twice. I believe in riding it out alone. If something great comes along it will be a lottery win that I never bought a ticket for.

Posted by: X-Ray at May 31, 2017 06:56 PM (Wb2La)

501 Forefinger and thumb is all I need..... Did I say that out loud? Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May wait, is that that don draper move?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 06:57 PM (cPsPa)

502 >> Keister Geyser I'll bet there's a German porn title of that very name. And it wouldn't have anything to do with bidets. Think medical fetish.........

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 06:58 PM (8O3HH)

503 Just so. I've given up on the notion entirely. Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone But we all want to hope that we can find it. Human beings are incurable optimists in the face of the cruel realities of life. I love my sons very much, even though one of them is pretty deeply flawed.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 31, 2017 06:58 PM (S6Pax)

504 As far as true love is concerned, every relationship has an expiration date.

Sometimes til death do us part is the only way it'll stop it. Other times people just quit, on themselves and each other.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 31, 2017 06:58 PM (IYHxL)

505 Oh the northern lights have seen queer sights But the queer as they 'ere did see. Was that night on the barge of Lake Leharge Where I creamated Sam's covfefe.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2017 06:58 PM (0tfLf)

506 486 Those in the know know The Covfefe howls at midnight. In the jungle, the mighty jungle the covfefe sleeps at night. Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 11:52 PM (nBr1j) WEEEEEEEE-EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE OH MUM MA WEH!!!

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 06:58 PM (0mRoj)

507 when I rode an elevator at the Disneyland Hotel with Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman and their kids. We didn't say a word. Let them be on vacation. Posted by: kalneva at May you sure those were not disney characters in costume?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 06:58 PM (cPsPa)

508 If you were picking between two AirBnbs.... one is a lovely apartment, this could be anywhere, but let's say it's close to transportation, shops, walking distance to most things, etc etc. The other is a very unique "of its era" type of place, say a cottage or a farmhouse...half the price, but out on the boonies, so you'd have to get transportation each time you wanted to come and go. Which would you choose? Posted by: Tickled Pink If it were just myself involved, the boonies. Fuck the city. It hates me in a number of ways.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at May 31, 2017 06:59 PM (udajc)

509 495 I saw a covfefe drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's His hair was perfect Posted by: Warren Zevon at May 31, 2017 11:55 PM (ZO497) Roland was a covfefe from the land of the midnight sun

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 06:59 PM (nBr1j)

510 461 I read through the one where he talked about how we should refuse to allow the left to thrust us into the lower caste. Hey, how 'bout a spoiler alert! Posted by: t-bird Sorry, T-Bird! I didn't know there were such things as spoiler alerts for Ace's essays. Oh man!

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 06:59 PM (v7o4i)

511 494 Nerdygirl: You can have Paul Joseph Watson, but I want Faith Goldy. That woman can talk and she's a good Catholic girl. I love Rebel Media Posted by: CMU VET at May 31, 2017 11:55 PM (C+wjz) Ah good, since I have dibs on Lauren Southern.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 07:00 PM (0mRoj)

512 485 Keister Geyser? ---- i'd make a fabulous Mexican food joke, but that would be cultural appropriation. But assume it was hysterical.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 31, 2017 07:00 PM (vChNs)

513 Listen to the music of the covfefe of the night, how sweet they sound.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 07:00 PM (nBr1j)

514 36 Washington and Lee is harder to get into than William and Mary or UVA? I'd like to see where these "By State" thingies so beloved of the ONT get their figures. . . . Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at May 31, 2017 10:03 PM (GsAUU) 81 Mary Washington college is in Fredericksburg, Virginia. About 90 minutes south of Washington DC. They're one of the "Seven Sisters of the South". All-women liberal arts colleges. It's a real college. With a campus and everything. Posted by: Semper Why at May 31, 2017 10:16 PM (WjuiC) Washington and Lee is without a doubt harder to get into than UVA and William and Mary. It only has about 1500 students, is private, and if you aren't from one of the elite private high schools from around the region, your need to have a family member that graduated from there or a parent willing to make a nice donation, for the most part. Back when I was applying to colleges 35 years ago, I got into James Madison, UVA, and Hampden-Sydney. I did not get into Washington and Lee (I did get waitlisted, but was so far down they told me I probably wouldn't get an invite). Everybody else was kind of the same when applying there, and back then it was all male. Mary Washington hasn't been female for about 40 years. All of Virginia's public female only colleges went coed in the 70's when Mary Washington, Longwood, Radford, and James Madison all made the change. Now, only the private women's colleges remain (Hollins, Sweet Briar, and Mary Baldwin)

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 31, 2017 07:01 PM (1JnAL)

515 Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/869950678797623298 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/869950749165449217 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/869950842551623681 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/869950937938489345 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/869951013763129344

Posted by: kbdabear at May 31, 2017 07:01 PM (AOrEZ)

516 497 I'm cousins (by marriage) with Natalie Wood! She's my aunt's stepdaughter or something. Closest I've come to brushing with greatness except when I rode an elevator at the Disneyland Hotel with Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman and their kids. We didn't say a word. Let them be on vacation. Posted by: kalneva at May 31, 2017 11:56 PM (vhW1R) I saw Roy Disney at the Apple Pan. Opposite sides of the room, waiting for a seat at the counter, idly eyeballing the room. I saw scanned past him & did a double take. He saw me do it & kinda grinned. I nodded, smiled & went back to looking around.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 07:01 PM (hscyr)

517 Sometimes til death do us part is the only way it'll stop it. Other times people just quit, on themselves and each other. Posted by: thathalfrican Ain't that the truth. How is your aunt? Is she any better, or still the same?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 31, 2017 07:01 PM (S6Pax)

518 Again, with the pandas. Did a panda hurt you as a child? Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 31, 2017 11:54 PM (S6Pax) no, it is just the stupidity of the whole species. they are too stupid to reproduce. they need help hunting bamboo. simply institutionalized biological incompetence.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 07:01 PM (cPsPa)

519 503 Just so. I've given up on the notion entirely. Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone But we all want to hope that we can find it. Human beings are incurable optimists in the face of the cruel realities of life. I love my sons very much, even though one of them is pretty deeply flawed. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 31, 2017 11:58 PM (S6Pax) I'm pretty much an intractable pessimist and cynic.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 07:01 PM (0mRoj)

520 Sorry, T-Bird! I didn't know there were such things as spoiler alerts for Ace's essays. Oh man! Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 11:59 PM (v7o4i) We need a Cliffnotes version of them today. And I contributed to the lousy Hollywood Memorial day weekend by not going to either of the movies I thought of attending.

Posted by: Bete the Deplorable at May 31, 2017 07:02 PM (Ojki1)

521 More Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/869951103080771584 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/869951186585227266 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/869951274799812609 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/869951355783434240

Posted by: kbdabear at May 31, 2017 07:02 PM (AOrEZ)

522 Katie Perry is just the sort of dimbulb Princess Chelsea can connect with.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 31, 2017 07:02 PM (TZQEA)

523 498 The ONT starts with useful hamster, ends with threatening hamster (and since they are rodents, they bite hard). Kind of sums up my day in a way actually. Posted by: Bete the Deplorable at May 31, 2017 11:56 PM ( Ooh, hey, buzzsaw. How about Bete & I do the tag team?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 07:03 PM (hscyr)

524 Shakes head. You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to make everyone think that that requires both hands due to the impressive size of your junk. What's happened to you people? Where are Miss Tammy, SMFH & Gushka? It's going to take all of our 'ette superpowers to straighten you people out! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 11:55 PM (hscyr) ---- ette's straightening out my junk. Stuff of my Penthouse Forum fantasy letters.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 31, 2017 07:03 PM (vChNs)

525 trumop trump trump deport deport deport what ddid I miss?

Posted by: Original Jake at May 31, 2017 07:04 PM (avRa0)

526 House Intelligence Panel Issues Seven Subpoenas as Russia Probe Ramps Up http://on.wsj.com/2qDeiIR

Posted by: The Probing Hat at May 31, 2017 07:04 PM (vBeA5)

527 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 31, 2017 11:35 PM (tHwdc)


...go on....

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 31, 2017 11:36 PM (IYHxL)


When two people love each other very much...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 07:04 PM (tHwdc)

528 Oh the northern lights have seen queer sights But the queer as they 'ere did see. Was that night on the barge of Lake Leharge Where I creamated Sam's covfefe. Posted by: Diogenes -------------- A bunch of the boys were whooping it up Down at the Covfefe Saloon...

Posted by: Bob Service at May 31, 2017 07:04 PM (ZO497)

529 Trump said about his tweet: Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!

And from what I can tell America is enjoying it.  There are jokes, and guesses and all kinds of funny made up sentences using the word.  We did "enjoy".

He should be thanked for this national moment of light heartedness and fun.

That would be like driving a stake through the black hearts of the Left.

Posted by: gracepc at May 31, 2017 07:06 PM (OU4q6)

530 Call me Cofveve. It was a dark and dreary November of my soul.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 07:06 PM (nBr1j)

531 no, it is just the stupidity of the whole species. they are too stupid to reproduce. they need help hunting bamboo. simply institutionalized biological incompetence. Posted by: yankeefifth at June 01, 2017 12:01 AM (cPsPa) --- so, the proper mascot for democrats?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 31, 2017 07:06 PM (vChNs)

532 352 321 301 "using "vagina" colloquially is actually patriarchal oppression. " That's why I always say "Doodle Sack"! Posted by: Hamster Fonzie at May 31, 2017 11:03 PM (BO/km) I like the term 'ham wallet' Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2017 11:07 PM (JO9+V) Pudding hatch Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 11:10 PM ( No. No. No. pudding goes on the boobehs, not in the hoo ha Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 11:16 PM (hscyr) Let's not forget "scamper" guys.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 31, 2017 07:06 PM (1JnAL)

533 Bryce Harper may have tossed his helmet like a girl, but the pitcher didn't make him his personal bitch like Robin Ventura was.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 31, 2017 07:06 PM (KAi1n)

534 Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 01, 2017 12:01 AM (S6Pax)

Thanks for asking but unfortunately no she's not doing any better. Barring a miracle and well.........

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 31, 2017 07:06 PM (IYHxL)

535 And sometimes, love just dies, between two people.

And sometimes you have to take it out behind the barn and kill it.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 31, 2017 11:39 PM (S6Pax)


I'm eternally grateful that I have thus far been able to avoid having to dig a shallow grave.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 07:07 PM (tHwdc)

536 Shakes head. You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to make everyone think that that requires both hands due to the impressive size of your junk. What's happened to you people? Where are Miss Tammy, SMFH & Gushka? It's going to take all of our 'ette superpowers to straighten you people out! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May wait, hands? who uses only hands? don't they always tuck it under one arm and then hold on to the front with their hands like they are holding a fire hose? huh. thought that's what everyone did.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 07:07 PM (cPsPa)

537 "House Intelligence Panel Issues Seven Subpoenas" And then, nothing happens. And then, nothing happens. And then, nothing happens. I've seen this movie before, about 20 times. They all punch the time clock, take home their pay and then, nothing happens. and then, nothing happens. and then, nothing happens. What a contemptible pile of snakes.

Posted by: navybrat at May 31, 2017 07:07 PM (w7KSn)

538 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 12:04 AM (tHwdc)


gonna need a breakdown here!

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 31, 2017 07:07 PM (IYHxL)

539 so, the proper mascot for democrats? Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 07:08 PM (cPsPa)

540 Anyway I'm taking my carcass to bed.

Be blessed yall

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 31, 2017 07:08 PM (IYHxL)

541 hey Grampa? What's for Supper? we got sausage gravy, and fresh biscuits and greens, sweet ham and yams and COVFEFE Pie with raisinsauce! Yum Yum!

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 07:09 PM (v7o4i)

542 This is just plain fun to compare and contrast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmf1AYgYj6I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKZ8gJPyy34 The singer in the first link was 49 when he recorded his version. The singer in the second link was 75. Both recordings are great, in my opinion.

Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2017 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

543 Peter Gabriel is one of the craziest talents in rock. Sledgehammer (video above) is one of the best songs about fucking in rock.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 31, 2017 07:09 PM (pV/54)

544 I've made a personal commitment to move on from my job at the end of June. So, thus it begins.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 07:09 PM (nBr1j)

545 just replaced a j-trap and I know it's going to leak. Have a stupid brass stub out of the wall and a pvc dual sink drops. Copper j-trap hollowed out. The plastic threaded j-trap doesn't really fit the brass stub out nut. Really not cool. Flushed like 4 tubs of water, tightened and loosened , seems ok, but crap.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at May 31, 2017 07:10 PM (udajc)

546 Sledgehammer (video above) is one of the best songs about fucking in rock. Posted by: Ignoramus at June great show

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 07:11 PM (cPsPa)

547 . Now, only the private women's colleges remain (Hollins, Sweet Briar, and Mary Baldwin) Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper --------- As an aside, Staunton Military Academy went away during the 70's. From Wiki: The deteriorating situation, combined with management problems, forced the academy to close in 1976, some 116 years after its founding. Mary Baldwin College, SMA's longtime neighbor and "big sister," bought the property for $1.1 million in a bankruptcy sale. Staunton Military Academy today "Today, many of the buildings where SMA cadets lived and learned are still used by Mary Baldwin. The SMA Mess Hall sign still hangs over the entrance to the building, now called the Student Activities Center. The military legacy of the academy's grounds continues through the college's Virginia Women's Institute for Leadership (VWIL), the only all-women's corps of cadets in the world."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2017 07:12 PM (ZO497)

548 I'm eternally grateful that I have thus far been able to avoid having to dig a shallow grave. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess I was seeing a woman until a few months ago, and it seemed to be going well, until her sons (22 and 17) sabotaged it, because they were die hard Democrats. loved Bernie AND Hillary, and thought I was an asshole because I voted for Trump. So she pretty much took that relationship out behind the barn and killed it. I knew it was coming, because I realized they were all nuts, but it was still disappointing

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 31, 2017 07:12 PM (S6Pax)

549 "using "vagina" colloquially is actually patriarchal oppression. " That's why I always say "Doodle Sack"! Posted by: Hamster Fonzie at May 31, 2017 11:03 PM (BO/km) I like the term 'ham wallet' Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2017 11:07 PM (JO9+V) Pudding hatch Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 11:10 PM ( No. No. No. pudding goes on the boobehs, not in the hoo ha Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 11:16 PM (hscyr) Let's not forget "scamper" guys. ....... isn't the vajayjay the birth canal? we need to stuff it back in Oprahs face about using vaginnyginny and do the birth canal thing

Posted by: Original Jake at May 31, 2017 07:12 PM (avRa0)

550 Peter Gabriel ruined that for me. Rush was playing it one time as part of the bumper rotation, and Gabriel had a shit fit, demanding Rush not play his music on his hate show.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 07:12 PM (8O3HH)

551 It is a blessing for me that, as far as I know my family and extended family are all conservative.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 07:13 PM (nBr1j)

552 Flushed like 4 tubs of water, tightened and loosened , seems ok, but crap. Posted by: weft cut-loop ---------- Miracle Tape!

Posted by: As seen on TV at May 31, 2017 07:14 PM (ZO497)

553 >>>I was seeing a woman until a few months ago, and it seemed to be going well, until her sons (22 and 17) sabotaged sorry to hear this! the boys would rather she be alone than with a good man. dumbasses.

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 07:14 PM (v7o4i)

554 Saw Walt Disney, I think twice, at Disneyland, as a little kid.  He'd sit in a chair up on the right hand side of the second floor of the fire station, just inside the main gate on Main Street, with the curtains drawn back, and smile and wave at kids/families.

On a long translatlantic flight in the 90s, as I was wont to do I'd hang in the galley to move around, stretch, and hydrate, and the flight attendants were elsewhere, but Kasey Kasem was there.  Didn't recognize him by his looks, but of course very quickly by his voice.  And the fact he was returning from a USAID conference on Lebanon reconstruction (I was returning from somewhat similar kinds of mischief in still-festive locales a bit further eastward).

He was very nice, and very interested in my briefing on foreign assistance/reconstruction stuff.  And yes, towards the end, I asked him *his* favorite all-time top-40 song.

And, of course, I forget his answer.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2017 07:14 PM (QDnY+)

555 536 don't they always tuck it under one arm and then hold on to the front with their hands like they are holding a fire hose? huh. thought that's what everyone did. Posted by: yankeefifth at June 01, 2017 12:07 AM (cPsPa) Your official 'Ron junk classification isssss: holy shit keep that thang away from me. I want to be drilled, not impaled!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 07:15 PM (hscyr)

556 Ooh, hey, buzzsaw. How about Bete & I do the tag team?! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 01, 2017 12:03 AM (hscyr) ---- *** swoons ***

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 31, 2017 07:15 PM (vChNs)

557 544 I've made a personal commitment to move on from my job at the end of June. So, thus it begins. Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 01, 2017 12:09 AM (nBr1j) I got moved off of mine seven weeks ago, and it's been bliss. Of course, DH is still bringing home the bacon. So I have that luxury. Now I'm basically summer schooling my son in the morning and then exercising him all afternoon, followed by chores and making dinner, doing laundry, dishes, walking the dogs, working on the garden, and then, maybe, reading a bit before bed. Maybe I should go back to work. To rest up.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2017 07:15 PM (NXsWM)

558 24,000 people go to Clemson. Not hard to get in. But nowhere in SC is so I guess they have to pick one of the schools.

Posted by: NCKate at May 31, 2017 07:15 PM (5WdPO)

559 >>>Like calling an earlobe an eardrum, or an anus a colon. They saw my vagina! How would that even be possible without a speculum? I was gonna do a Harry Reid joke and then I got too lazy to change my sig.

Posted by: Max Power at May 31, 2017 07:16 PM (QCc6B)

560 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2017 12:12 AM (ZO497)

Went to two women's colleges. One Catholic in Indiana.  The other in Virginia.  Got a great education.  Then on to Georgetown when it was worth it. 

Posted by: gracepc at May 31, 2017 07:16 PM (OU4q6)

561 sorry to hear this! the boys would rather she be alone than with a good man. dumbasses. Posted by: booknlass They wanted to control her life and she lets them manipulate her. It's a long convoluted story. Or not really. I don't know how good I am anymore, but it was fun while it lasted.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 31, 2017 07:16 PM (S6Pax)

562 553 >>>I was seeing a woman until a few months ago, and it seemed to be going well, until her sons (22 and 17) sabotaged sorry to hear this! the boys would rather she be alone than with a good man. dumbasses. Posted by: booknlass at June 01, 2017 12:14 AM (v7o4i) My stepsons were 18 and 16 when we got married. They were miserable. Our relationship is pretty good. I adore my granddaughters and they adore me. It's been difficult and it is still is difficult at times but it has been worth it.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 07:16 PM (nBr1j)

563 Pudenda is such a feminine name, really.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2017 07:17 PM (mkDpn)

564 Miley - Pro tip: ya makes the intended dig the hole. Saves you a lot of needless labor, keeps your tyvek overalls nice and tidy, and adds a certain flourish to the proceedings.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 07:17 PM (TwwWO)

565 24,000 people go to Clemson. Not hard to get in. But nowhere in SC is so I guess they have to pick one of the schools. Posted by: NCKate ------------- I'm a little dubious about some of those state schools. I'm wondering what they used to make the determination.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2017 07:17 PM (ZO497)

566 isn't the vajayjay the birth canal? we need to stuff it back in Oprahs face about using vaginnyginny and do the birth canal thing Posted by: Original Jake at June 01, 2017 12:12 AM (avRa0) This still bugs me, in a grammarnazi sort of way. You can't see the vagina, so long as the parts are where they are supposed to be. You see the vulva. Vagina is inside. Sometimes the vagina is outside, and that is a crime of nature and needs medical intervention. Mostly, you are not talking about the vagina, until you are in it. /nazi out

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2017 07:18 PM (NXsWM)

567 555 536 don't they always tuck it under one arm and then hold on to the front with their hands like they are holding a fire hose? huh. thought that's what everyone did. Posted by: yankeefifth at June 01, 2017 12:07 AM (cPsPa) Your official 'Ron junk classification isssss: holy shit keep that thang away from me. I want to be drilled, not impaled! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 01, 2017 12:15 AM (hscyr) Don't all Morons just throw it through the sunroof of the car when they need to take a wiz on the road.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 07:18 PM (nBr1j)

568 Peter Gabriel ruined that for me. Rush was playing it one time as part of the bumper rotation, and Gabriel had a shit fit, demanding Rush not play his music on his hate show. Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 01, 2017 12:12 AM (8O3HH) ======= He took the ASCAP money. He has no right whatsoever to be pissed when someone who licenses from ASCAP uses their music. Fuck him.

Posted by: The Margins at May 31, 2017 07:18 PM (I16G8)

569 24,000 people go to Clemson. Not hard to get in. But nowhere in SC is so I guess they have to pick one of the schools. Posted by: NCKate One of my bosses went to Clemson. Judging by some of his decisions at times, I can't say the school breeds geniuses.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 31, 2017 07:18 PM (S6Pax)

570 I'm eternally grateful that I have thus far been able to avoid having to dig a shallow grave. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 12:07 AM (tHwdc) --- my wife is forever watching those shows about how they catch the murdered. And she takes notes...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 31, 2017 07:18 PM (vChNs)

571 557 I got moved off of mine seven weeks ago, and it's been bliss. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 01, 2017 12:15 AM (NXsWM) Did you ever turn those assholes in to osha?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 07:19 PM (hscyr)

572 rickl, i took a listen, thank you. might be the song, huh. so mysterious how sexy words put together right can be. am happy Dylan went for it. really fun. last summer my son played the lead in the local guys and dolls production, really brando's role but with Sinatra's "luck be a lady." he did it so well, just belted it out. I was amazed.

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 07:19 PM (v7o4i)

573 I don't know how good I am anymore, but it was fun while it lasted. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 01, 2017 12:16 AM (S6Pax) "I may not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once, as I ever was." --Toby Keith, philosopher.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2017 07:20 PM (NXsWM)

574 Went to two women's colleges. One Catholic in Indiana. The other in Virginia. Got a great education. Then on to Georgetown when it was worth it. Posted by: gracepc ------------- My sister attended all-female Coker College in SC. It is probably coed now(?). At any rate she was a math major, and went on to UNC as an out-of-state student, which wasn't so easy back then.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2017 07:20 PM (ZO497)

575 The GOP and Jeff Sessions in particular better get on offense, pronto, or else they are an ephemera, a temporary hallucination, and they will be gone before they can even know what hit them. Trey Gowdy, what a profound disappointment this man has been. All bad haircut and mouth. Same with Darrell Issa. You would think that they would have been able to change the very rotation of the earth, given the overwhelming weight of evidence, but no, just more noise, just a big smoke screen, to no effect whatsoever. Spend millions of taxpayer dollars, to no result, then move along, nothing to see here. A farce. All of them. If they don't go on offense soon, we are cooked.

Posted by: navybrat at May 31, 2017 07:21 PM (w7KSn)

576 Did you ever turn those assholes in to osha? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 01, 2017 12:19 AM (hscyr) OSHA and the health department. I should probably follow up on it. Would like to see them twist in the wind because little vegan virtue signaller won't kill mice. I'm breathing better without all the mouse poo in the air.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2017 07:21 PM (NXsWM)

577 Your official 'Ron junk classification isssss: holy shit keep that thang away from me. I want to be drilled, not impaled! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June should have kept my mouth shut.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 07:21 PM (cPsPa)

578 567 555 536 don't they always tuck it under one arm and then hold on to the front with their hands like they are holding a fire hose? huh. thought that's what everyone did. Posted by: yankeefifth at June 01, 2017 12:07 AM (cPsPa) Don't all Morons just throw it through the sunroof of the car when they need to take a wiz on the road. Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 01, 2017 12:18 AM (nBr1j) THIS is what we expect from y'all. Much better!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 07:22 PM (hscyr)

579 "Femalia" is one I think. That was the name of some fancy pants high art thing. Which was just pictures of vulvae. Yes. Vulva is the external female genitalia. The whole shebang. The whole kit and cooter, so to speak. The vagina is indeed the "birth canal". The muscular tube that goes from the vulva and ends at the cervix. And to be a real grammar Nazi, this is not an error in grammar, but an error in diction.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 07:23 PM (8O3HH)

580 Which would you choose? Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 31, 2017 11:41 PM (smD62) Depends on the reason for the trip/vacation. Do you want people within earshot or not?

Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2017 07:23 PM (JCMrJ)

581 sorry to hear this! the boys would rather she be alone than with a good man. dumbasses. Posted by: booknlass so by boys do you mean boobs or pandas?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 07:23 PM (cPsPa)

582 One of my bosses went to Clemson. Judging by some of his decisions at times, I can't say the school breeds geniuses. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 01, 2017 12:18 AM (S6Pax) Had a hugely obese boss who went to Clemson. He was always after me to design "sexy bathrooms" in all of the boring office buildings I was designing. I still don't know what the hell he was after. I know that when I work in an office building, the last thing I want to see is a "sexy" bathroom. I'm not sure about that school, or the whole state for that matter.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2017 07:23 PM (NXsWM)

583 This still bugs me, in a grammarnazi sort of way. You can't see the vagina, so long as the parts are where they are supposed to be. You see the vulva. Vagina is inside. Sometimes the vagina is outside, and that is a crime of nature and needs medical intervention. Mostly, you are not talking about the vagina, until you are in it. ---- can't we just have this on google maps?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 31, 2017 07:24 PM (vChNs)

584 should have kept my mouth shut. Posted by: yankeefifth at June 01, 2017 12:21 AM (cPsPa) Probably should have just kept it in your pants.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2017 07:24 PM (NXsWM)

585 my wife is forever watching those shows about how they catch the murdered. And she takes notes...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 01, 2017 12:18 AM (vChNs)



Yeah. I will get very nervous when she takes out a life insurance policy on me!


And, Top 600!


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 31, 2017 07:25 PM (8iiMU)

586 Had a hugely obese boss who went to Clemson. He was always after me to design "sexy bathrooms" in all of the boring office buildings I was designing. I still don't know what the hell he was after. I know that when I work in an office building, the last thing I want to see is a "sexy" bathroom. I'm not sure about that school, or the whole state for that matter. Posted by: tcn in AK at June toilets and urinals shaped like mouths?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 07:25 PM (cPsPa)

587 577 should have kept my mouth shut. Posted by: yankeefifth at June 01, 2017 12:21 AM (cPsPa) Really? Not "just the tip"?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 07:25 PM (hscyr)

588 and out y'all be happy

Posted by: Original Jake at May 31, 2017 07:25 PM (avRa0)

589 Had a '67 Covfefe years ago, 427, sucker rocked.

Posted by: chewydog at May 31, 2017 07:26 PM (O71po)

590 yuck yuck Yankee fifth i mean boobs!

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 07:26 PM (v7o4i)

591 toilets and urinals shaped like mouths? Posted by: yankeefifth at June 01, 2017 12:25 AM (cPsPa) Yeah, well, not very sexy. Just vulgar, so far as I can see.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2017 07:26 PM (NXsWM)

592 PW......doing well. Living our life. I do think it's time for a Morondevous. We must discuss your prescient prediction ;l

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 31, 2017 07:26 PM (mMeIQ)

593 You would think that they would have been able to change the very rotation of the earth, given the overwhelming weight of evidence, but no, just more noise, just a big smoke screen, to no effect whatsoever. Spend millions of taxpayer dollars, to no result, then move along, nothing to see. If they don't go on offense soon, we are cooked. Posted by: navybrat "Culture eats perfected politics for lunch" - Someone else. The problem is, the offence. The conservatives ignored the media when it became a dominant force. It ignore the media entirely. The conservatives ignored academia. They even funded it to the hilt, and proposed and supported tax-payer funded degrees in evil ideology. Amigo, rear-guard actions are just ass-in-9.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at May 31, 2017 07:27 PM (udajc)

594 THIS is what we expect from y'all. Much better! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 01, 2017 12:22 AM (hscyr) --- modesty is not the way to go

Posted by: buzzsaw90's cock, tying from a bedroom on another floor, in another house at May 31, 2017 07:27 PM (vChNs)

595 575 Navybrat. I agree with you. from your comment box to God's ear.

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 07:27 PM (v7o4i)

596 Hey, shut yo' ho mouths. I are a gradu8 of Clemson cow college. What was a joke. Three guys in a bar restaurant. Somebody correctly identifies where all three went to college. One was Harvard, darling, the other Yale. Or something. The third was Clemson. They asked how he knew, and for the first two it was something, well classy. But the Clemson man was identified by his ring when he was picking his nose.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 07:27 PM (8O3HH)

597 583. In three millimeters, turn left, then up one millimeter to your destination. no, a bit farther. No, go back.....there, right there....no, you missed it..... -Google navigation to the g-spot.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 07:27 PM (TwwWO)

598 And Steyn, gawdluvhim, gets something quite wrong in his little talk (though I think he just stretched things for style purposes).  We don't have the "worst" parts of a private health system - whatever those might be. 

Eighty percent of the world's medical technologies/advances/treatments are a direct result of American private sector activity - i.e., the "crappy public health systems" he refers to depend, utterly, on the American private medical industrial complex for almost everything they do (poorly).

The private American insurance and medical provision industry, left alone, would be able to deliver the current wonders it already does, and at a fraction of the cost - for most people.  Steyn misses an opportunity to point this out in going for his somewhat tired "worst of both worlds" construction (which, again, is wrong).

He also refers to unhappiness with the "system".  Prior to the disaster of O-care, but already with govt. interference and social engineering (both state and federal) and regulation-based rent-seeking massively burdening the system, the "consumer satisfaction" rate for medical insurance was among the highest ever seen in the history of consumer surveys. 

Not that it matters.  The country seems content to be mistreated AND ripped off by social engineers, state govts., and the Beltway class - unless they do something about Steyn's "elections without consequences" situation.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2017 07:28 PM (QDnY+)

599 Really? Not "just the tip"?! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June HEH!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 07:28 PM (cPsPa)

600 yuck yuck Yankee fifth i mean boobs! Posted by: booknlass at June

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 07:29 PM (cPsPa)

601 my wife is forever watching those shows about how they catch the murdered. And she takes notes... Posted by: buzzsaw90 Carrola made an off-handed note about the fact that the wimmen folk love themselves some real life murder stories.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at May 31, 2017 07:30 PM (udajc)

602 heavens to betsy, i gotta go to bed. 13 2-year-olds are challenging for me, but I'm grateful for the summer work. Good night! sleep tight.

Posted by: booknlass at May 31, 2017 07:30 PM (v7o4i)

603 597 583. In three millimeters, turn left, then up one millimeter to your destination. no, a bit farther. No, go back.....there, right there....no, you missed it..... -Google navigation to the g-spot. --- recalculating recalculating you cannot get there from here

Posted by: buzzsaw90's cock, tying from a bedroom on another floor, in another house at May 31, 2017 07:30 PM (vChNs)

604 583 can't we just have this on google maps? Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 01, 2017 12:24 AM (vChNs A map????? Even Stan marsh was able to find the clitoris without a map!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 07:32 PM (hscyr)

605 >> Google navigation to the g-spot. Forefinger. "Come here" motion. Thumb goes somewhere else nearby....

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 07:33 PM (8O3HH)

606 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2017 07:33 PM (IcT7t)

607 Posted by: buzzsaw90's cock, tying from a bedroom on another floor, in another house at June 01, 2017 12:27 AM ( Bwwaaaaahhhh

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 07:34 PM (hscyr)

608 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2017 12:20 AM (ZO497)

Math is hard for me -- anywhere.  Don't know Coker, but I am a big believer in women's colleges generally back in the day and the education that was available.  I started at St. Mary of the Woods in Terre Haute Indiana (long story ) transferred to  Randolph Macon Woman's in Lynchburg, VA (fiance at VMI). 

Certain camaraderie of sorts in that part of VA.  Recently I got cancer and when I first met the head of my team he had gone to UVA, and me to Randy Mac.  We bonded over that -- and it set the tone.  Go figure. 

Posted by: gracepc at May 31, 2017 07:35 PM (OU4q6)

609 yeah, not even going to try to reason out the conversation I walked into here.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 31, 2017 07:35 PM (aMlLZ)

610 "Today, many of the buildings where SMA cadets lived and learned are still used by Mary Baldwin. The SMA Mess Hall sign still hangs over the entrance to the building, now called the Student Activities Center. The military legacy of the academy's grounds continues through the college's Virginia Women's Institute for Leadership (VWIL), the only all-women's corps of cadets in the world." Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2017 12:12 AM (ZO497) That was the Commonwealth's response to a lawsuit challenging VMI being all male. Instead of caving in, the Commonwealth decided to open an "equal" academy for women close enough by. In hindsight they should have just responded to the lawsuit that Washington and Lee has always been their women's college. Even before it went coed.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 31, 2017 07:35 PM (1JnAL)

611 Blanco!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 07:36 PM (hscyr)

612 604. Look, that sort of thing just isn't applicable when you're trying to navigate the Graf Spee.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 07:36 PM (TwwWO)

613 yeah, not even going to try to reason out the conversation I walked into here.

Oh, is it one of those nights?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2017 07:36 PM (IcT7t)

614 In hindsight they should have just responded to the lawsuit that Washington and Lee has always been their women's college. Even before it went coed.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 01, 2017 12:35 AM (1JnAL)


HA. 

Posted by: gracepc at May 31, 2017 07:36 PM (OU4q6)

615 572 ... Booknlass, I bet your son had fun doing Luck Be A Lady. It is a great song to perform as the intensity, and volume, build. I sing along whenever I watch the movie. BTW, Barry Manilow on his Showstoppers album has a fantastic rendition of the song. Different from the Sinatra arrangement but really good.

Posted by: JTB at May 31, 2017 07:37 PM (V+03K)

616 nite all. time to defeet restless leg

Posted by: buzzaw90 at May 31, 2017 07:37 PM (vChNs)

617 Yeah, well, not very sexy. Just vulgar, so far as I can see. Posted by: tcn in AK at June was really a thing somewhere in Australia or Germany.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 07:37 PM (cPsPa)

618 Bers!!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 07:37 PM (mvKQt)

619 bebe!

How are you this fine evening?

Or was that how fine are you this evening?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2017 07:37 PM (IcT7t)

620 Bers!!!!!! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 01, 2017 12:37 AM (mvKQt) Boobs!!

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 31, 2017 07:38 PM (aMlLZ)

621 err, Carolla... but same difference.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at May 31, 2017 07:39 PM (udajc)

622 ok I got lost somewhere between fire hoses and vayjay GPS. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 31, 2017 07:39 PM (aMlLZ)

623 621. Eh, a wop by any other name & etc....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 07:40 PM (TwwWO)

624 I'm fading, & I still need to hang up laundry. How's it going?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 07:40 PM (mvKQt)

625 Yeah, well, not very sexy. Just vulgar, so far as I can see. Posted by: tcn in AK at June so you know the idea was not mine https://tinyurl.com/q7scs6q

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 07:40 PM (cPsPa)

626 Been bouncing back n forth lurking on current and reading older comments. Getting sleepy and confused, though. Maybe I should skip the old stuff? But what if I miss the birth of a classic AoSHQ meme or something? Ay-yi-yi the stress!!

Posted by: mindful webworker - old whippersnapper at May 31, 2017 07:41 PM (Qq3ZN)

627 4 chan does the job of our elite class of thinkers, pols, and media again. Covfefe in Arabic means I will stand up, which makes Donny 2 scoops tweet make complete sense. 4 chan plugged it into google translate. I will stand up. Our country has gone collectively insane. I suggest staying away from the invected.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 31, 2017 07:41 PM (2qHjF)

628 622. Astrolabe, ftw!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 07:41 PM (TwwWO)

629 I started at St. Mary of the Woods in Terre Haute Indiana Posted by: gracepc at June 01, 2017 12:35 AM I used to occasionally work at the Wabash River power plant on the other side of 63.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2017 07:41 PM (IqV8l)

630 Some of you have never been in an actual fight. Like a street fight. You have to take the initiative. You can't just stand there and get hit again and again. OK, stop and read that last bit again. It's important. You can't just stand there and absorb blows. If you do, you will get more of the same. Go on offense. Take the other guy off balance. This is what is NOT happening right now. For the love of Pete, we have states in open rebellion. California. New York. Illinois. Open rebellion. Make them print their own money, for one. See how that goes.

Posted by: navybrat at May 31, 2017 07:41 PM (w7KSn)

631 It's been a clever thing the hipsters do to put hated right wingers faces on urinals. There was a Bush urinal. And I'm sure there are Trump urinals out there as well.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 07:42 PM (8O3HH)

632 625 so you know the idea was not mine https://tinyurl.com/q7scs6q Posted by: yankeefifth at June 01, 2017 12:40 AM (cPsPa) Mick jaggers bathroom?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 07:42 PM (mvKQt)

633 I'm fading, & I still need to hang up laundry. How's it going?

You'll never fade in our hearts, or bookmarks. 

Things are going well enough.  Two days left at old job and things are blowing up quite nicely.  Soon to be former cow-orker has chosen now to go off the rails.  Worst case, I'll do some 1099 work for them next month or three for them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2017 07:44 PM (IcT7t)

634 Mick jaggers bathroom? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June did not even think of that.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 07:44 PM (cPsPa)

635 It's been a clever thing the hipsters do to put hated right wingers faces on urinals. There was a Bush urinal. And I'm sure there are Trump urinals out there as well. Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 01, 2017 12:42 AM (8O3HH) More clever when our side puts leftist faces on 100yd range targets.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 31, 2017 07:44 PM (aMlLZ)

636 627. If true - and why wouldn't it be? - then the God-Emperor just demonstrated he no longer needs the weirding module. Truly - he knows our ways as if born to them. It is the prophecy.....and that place where the SJW's dare not look has him standing in it, staring back at them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 07:44 PM (TwwWO)

637 Certain camaraderie of sorts in that part of VA. Recently I got cancer and when I first met the head of my team he had gone to UVA, and me to Randy Mac. We bonded over that -- and it set the tone. Go figure. Posted by: gracepc at June 01, 2017 12:35 AM (OU4q6) When were you at Randy Mac? I was at HSC in the mid 80's.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 31, 2017 07:44 PM (1JnAL)

638 633 Things are going well enough. Two days left at old job and things are blowing up quite nicely. Soon to be former cow-orker has chosen now to go off the rails. Worst case, I'll do some 1099 work for them next month or three for them. Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 01, 2017 12:44 AM (IcT7t) Oooohhh charge them out the ying yang & make some bucks, Bebe needs new choos!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 07:46 PM (mvKQt)

639 636 627. If true - and why wouldn't it be? - then the God-Emperor just demonstrated he no longer needs the weirding module. Truly - he knows our ways as if born to them. It is the prophecy.....and that place where the SJW's dare not look has him standing in it, staring back at them. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2017 12:44 AM (TwwWO) Just as long as he does not turn into a giant sandworm and then there are weird sexual rituals involving Bannon as Duncan Idaho.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 07:46 PM (ZgkX8)

640 If they don't go on offense soon, we are cooked.

Posted by: navybrat at June 01, 2017 12:21 AM (w7KSn)


I expect nothing from Gowdy or anyone in Congress, despite the tons of evidence.  Koskinin (sp) still walking around big, fat, dumb and unimpeached.

I hope Sessions is squirreled away in the backroom with unbeatable master plans.  I just doubt it.

The Republicans put more energy into the Russia/Trump think than they ever have over Obama or HRC.



Posted by: gracepc at May 31, 2017 07:47 PM (OU4q6)

641 Well, Horde, I've enjoyed lurking on this luscious ONT. Gotta turn in because I have to up at the crack of covfefe tomorrow...

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 31, 2017 07:47 PM (TdMsT)

642 Miley - Pro tip: ya makes the intended dig the hole. Saves you a lot of needless labor, keeps your tyvek overalls nice and tidy, and adds a certain flourish to the proceedings.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2017 12:17 AM (TwwWO)


Ugh, it's all so exhausting.  A nice bog is preferable.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 07:47 PM (tHwdc)

643 I can't really say anything though. Back in Nov. of '08, on that terrible morning after election day, Barky's face was plastered all over the front page of the local paper, with the headline in huge bold black font. I took the front page outside and pissed all over Barky's face. I would've wiped my ass with it, well, back in college, we had the Great TP Crisis, and I used newspaper once. Wasn't too good. I crushed it repeatedly to soften it.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 07:48 PM (8O3HH)

644 639. I can't make any promises about what he might or might not do with sandtrout. But pretty sure he's not likely to do teh kink with Bannon. So there's that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 07:48 PM (TwwWO)

645 Mostly, you are not talking about the vagina, until you are in it.

/nazi out

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 01, 2017 12:18 AM (NXsWM)


Vagina Nazi!


[things I never thought I'd find myself typing]

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 07:48 PM (tHwdc)

646 Consulting an expert for "choos" for BBD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp3A_edwZkg

Posted by: Arbalest at May 31, 2017 07:48 PM (FlRtG)

647 Ugh, it's all so exhausting. A nice bog is preferable. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 12:47 AM (tHwdc) Plus, thousands of years from now they can speculate that there was a serial killer who was killing men by sticking stiletto heels in their foreheads.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 07:48 PM (ZgkX8)

648 Oooohhh charge them out the ying yang & make some bucks, Bebe needs new choos!

I like these guys, so I'll only charge them the rate I'm getting at the new place.  Which is 13/hr more than the old place was paying.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2017 07:49 PM (IcT7t)

649 642 Ugh, it's all so exhausting. A nice bog is preferable. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 12:47 AM ( Or the correct pool in yellowstone. Body dissolves overnight.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 07:49 PM (mvKQt)

650 642. We don't all live in Ireland.... just sayin....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 07:49 PM (TwwWO)

651 Ugh, it's all so exhausting. A nice bog is preferable.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 12:47 AM (

Or the correct pool in yellowstone. Body dissolves overnight.


Mine shafts all over AZ.  Could be years before anybody visits any particular one.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2017 07:52 PM (IcT7t)

652 Or the correct pool in yellowstone. Body dissolves overnight. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June not the least bit surprised you have that fact filed away mentally. admire you all the more because of it. if something goes wrong in VEGAS!!!!! we will have to detour to yellowstone on the way home.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 07:52 PM (cPsPa)

653 Well, my sample dryer vacuum bit the dust a few minutes ago. Just up and quit. So back to old school, fry the samples on the stove in steel fry pans to dry them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2017 07:52 PM (7MWCL)

654 In three millimeters, turn left, then up one millimeter to your destination. no, a bit farther. No, go back.....there, right there....no, you missed it..... -Google navigation to the g-spot.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2017 12:27 AM (TwwWO)



Oh come on, they aren't that small.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 07:52 PM (tHwdc)

655 647. Naaah....they'd think it was some sorta religious ritual thing....if there were a lot of them found....which totally wouldn't be the case with the Duchess of Hurlingbone.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 07:53 PM (TwwWO)

656 Vagina Nazi! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 12:48 AM (tHwdc) That would be Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS.

Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2017 07:53 PM (JCMrJ)

657 Mary Washington University went coed in the 70's. They used to be part of UVA, and became independant and was renamed in 2004. It used to be Fredericksburg's State Normal and Industrial School for Women. Normal?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 31, 2017 07:54 PM (GzDYP)

658 636 627. If true - and why wouldn't it be? - then the God-Emperor just demonstrated he no longer needs the weirding module. Truly - he knows our ways as if born to them. It is the prophecy.....and that place where the SJW's dare not look has him standing in it, staring back at them. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2017 12:44 AM (TwwWO) Sounds like you are saying Donny 2 Scoops is the SJWs and the Marxists Abyss, in which they look into and some even stand? So Trump is literally standing up in the Abyss that our own country faces, while at the same time he acts as the Abyss of Marxists and SJWs in which they must face. And I'm literally sober saying thins yet it sounds deep and profound.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 31, 2017 07:55 PM (2qHjF)

659 That would be Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS. Posted by: RickZ at June 01, 2017 12:53 AM (JCMrJ) The She Wolves of the SS and the Cat Fallschirmjaegerinnen were worse than the Jets and the Sharks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 07:56 PM (ZgkX8)

660 Jeff Sessions self neutered. I said so when he did it, and I got flamed for it, right here. That's OK. If he gets something done other than rounding up illegals (which is a base line minimal legal function, which anyone in his position would be expected to do, but since the Law is a joke and a laughingstock he gets by with minimal enforcement, atta boy Jeff). But, he won't do it, because his balls are owned by Democrats who made him recuse himself, an insult which shall only be repeated until he resigns. We need a big time offensive, right now. We need some big points on the score board. Put the other guys on defense. Put this Russian crap to rest. Put some Democrats in jail. What about these Pakistani brothers, the IT team for the Democrats? Low hanging fruit. What is going on? Hello, Mr. Sessions? Are you sitting there punching a time clock, collecting a pay check or are you doing your job?

Posted by: navybrat at May 31, 2017 07:56 PM (w7KSn)

661 657. Yes. Normies used to flaunt their privilege that way. The oppression and cultural genocide of our people goes back hundreds of thousands of years.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 07:56 PM (TwwWO)

662 Nice arb!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 07:57 PM (mvKQt)

663 Ilsa. *swoon*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 31, 2017 07:58 PM (+GtGJ)

664 yeah, not even going to try to reason out the conversation I walked into here.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2017 12:35 AM (aMlLZ)


You mean the g-spot tour?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 07:58 PM (tHwdc)

665 I do the research so no one else has to suffer, or risk fashion dont's.

Posted by: Arbalest at May 31, 2017 07:59 PM (FlRtG)

666 You mean the g-spot tour? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 12:58 AM (tHwdc) "A three hour tour, A three hour tour!"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 08:00 PM (ZgkX8)

667 Will no one post on The Number?

Posted by: Arbalest at May 31, 2017 08:00 PM (FlRtG)

668 Yay

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 08:00 PM (mvKQt)

669 I dint even know Mary Washington had a university. I thought she spent all her time making sammiches for George.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 31, 2017 08:00 PM (+GtGJ)

670 Damn missed it

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 08:01 PM (mvKQt)

671 658. Yep. They summoned Orange Julius - he's our version of the golem, their version of the Destroyer. As bad as they think he is and things are, they should know - but don't - that he's the mildest corrective Fate could offer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 08:01 PM (TwwWO)

672 657 Mary Washington University went coed in the 70's. They used to be part of UVA, and became independant and was renamed in 2004. It used to be Fredericksburg's State Normal and Industrial School for Women. Normal? Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 01, 2017 12:54 AM (GzDYP) UVA is funny about not allowing its offshoot schools to use "UVA". Up until recently, University of Virginia-Wise was known as Clinch Valley College, which they now manage. Mary Washington and George Mason are the other 2 that they "founded", but didn't name "University of Virginia-Fredricksburg" and "University of Virginia-Arlington". Most other states' flagship universities usually name their schools that way.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 31, 2017 08:02 PM (1JnAL)

673 I can sing from rote the entire Gilligan's Island theme song. What does that say about me?

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 08:02 PM (8O3HH)

674 accidentally saw one of the very first episodes of Gilligan's Island this afternoon. If that show aired today, it would be Melrose Place: 1. Ginger would initially hook up with Mr. Howell because he was rich. 2. Mrs. Howell would not care because she wasn't attracted to Mr Howell any more, plus "impotent" 3. Ginger would, at some point, transfer her affections to The Professor, who would rebuff her because "asexual." 4. Mrs. Howell would take Gilligan under her wing as the somewhat retarded son she never had. 5. Maryanne is a good girl so she doesn't hook up with anyone for the longest time. However, as the years go by, she eventually settles for the Skipper, because Mr. Howell has Ginger, The Professor isn't interested and is kind of incompetent and Gilligan is kind of a retard. Feasible? Posted by: shibumi I'm seeing MaryAnne developing feelings for Ginger.

Posted by: Deacon Blues formerly known as whatmeworry at May 31, 2017 08:03 PM (dZGNV)

675 so, uh, who has riding boots or thigh highs and is not near a horse?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 08:03 PM (cPsPa)

676 I can sing from rote the entire Gilligan's Island theme song. What does that say about me? --------- Pffft.

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at May 31, 2017 08:04 PM (+GtGJ)

677 658. Yes. He's the abyss and their mirror-image in it. He's exactly as bad as their darkest fears make him out to be, because he is their reflection/projection. They're lucky it's him and not another.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 08:04 PM (TwwWO)

678 I can sing from rote the entire Gilligan's Island theme song.
What does that say about me?


That you watched way too much afternoon TV as a latchkey kid?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2017 08:04 PM (IcT7t)

679 673 I can sing from rote the entire Gilligan's Island theme song. What does that say about me? Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 01, 2017 01:02 AM (8O3HH) You're a moron

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 08:05 PM (hscyr)

680 Naaah....they'd think it was some sorta religious ritual thing....if there were a lot of them found....which totally wouldn't be the case with the Duchess of Hurlingbone.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2017 12:53 AM (TwwWO)


Totally wouldn't be the case, mmmhmm.


In fact, the only one I fantasized about killing ended up getting everything.  Signed it all over just to escape.  Well worth the price.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 08:05 PM (tHwdc)

681 Pffft. Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at June 01, 2017 01:04 AM (+GtGJ) If I could read your mind love, what a tale... Now that song is stuck in my head. Thanks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 08:06 PM (ZgkX8)

682 673 I can sing from rote the entire Gilligan's Island theme song. What does that say about me? Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 01, 2017 01:02 AM (8O3HH) That you rock.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 31, 2017 08:06 PM (Ri/rl)

683 Missed the number. Must be time to retire. You young'n's play nice, and remember to sweep the beer cans under the couch before JJ gets up. Retire? I was tired before. Now I'm tired again. Retired. Retread? ree ttaaarddd... Obviously, brain functions failinnng Daaaisy... Daaaaiiissssyyy..... zzzzzzz

Posted by: mindful webworker - yung at hart at May 31, 2017 08:07 PM (Qq3ZN)

684 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 01, 2017 12:44 AM (1JnAL)

Way before your time -- mid 70s.  How did you like HSC?

Posted by: gracepc at May 31, 2017 08:07 PM (OU4q6)

685 You mean the g-spot tour? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 12:58 AM (tHwdc) "A three hour tour, A three hour tour!" Posted by: Aetius451AD Exercises in "I ain't going to work"

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at May 31, 2017 08:08 PM (udajc)

686 681. Heh.... The legend lives on From the Chippewa on down.... Worst death-related earworm ever....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 08:08 PM (TwwWO)

687 Crap, it's late and I gotta get myself to sleep.

Goodnight everybody!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 08:09 PM (tHwdc)

688 worst earworm I ever had was this: https://tinyurl.com/bqueoxd had it for days. all day until I went to sleep, when I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water, when I woke up in the morning.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 08:11 PM (cPsPa)

689 prediction: when kathy griffin goes on tour she will be given a standing ovation at each sold-out venue. after saying it was wrong she'll say something like "it felt good" a be given a roaring standing ovation.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 31, 2017 08:12 PM (WTSFk)

690 night Miley

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 08:12 PM (cPsPa)

691 686 681. Heh.... The legend lives on From the Chippewa on down.... Worst death-related earworm ever.... Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2017 01:08 AM (TwwWO) Wouldn't that be DOA? Although I cannot think of the melody of that one, right this minute.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 08:12 PM (ZgkX8)

692 The legend lives on From the Chippewa on down.... Worst death-related earworm ever.... Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2017 01:08 AM (TwwWO) In nineteen twelve-uh, we took a little cruise, Along with J.J. Astor on a ship that made some news...

Posted by: totally not zombie Johnny Horton at May 31, 2017 08:12 PM (7MWCL)

693 Let's see if I can prove it...From memory: Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip. That started form this tropic port, Aboard this tiny ship. The Mate was a mighty sailin' man, The Skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day On a three hour tour. A three hour tour The weather started getting rough, The tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, The Minnow would be lost. The Minnow would be lost. The shit sat ground on the shore Of this uncharted desert isle With Gilligan The Skipper, too The millionaire And his wife. The movie star... {And the rest "early version" and then The Professor and Mary Ann} Here on Gilligan's Isle ------------------ Check that out. It's pretty close, I think.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 08:13 PM (8O3HH)

694 660 Jeff Sessions self neutered.

Yes, he did.  I heard/read/dreamed that Trump was pissed when Sessions recused himself apparently without consulting with the President first.

I see a lot of things I like about Tillerson.

If Trump can get through the Russia farce without the Republicans impeaching him all on their own, I see some Cabinet members coming into their own and picking up some of the slack.

Posted by: gracepc at May 31, 2017 08:14 PM (OU4q6)

695 Looks right. Congrats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 08:14 PM (ZgkX8)

696 The shit sat ground on the shore Posted by: publius Nailed it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at May 31, 2017 08:14 PM (udajc)

697 Yeah, me too. Can't keep my eyes open. Flappy dreams all

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 31, 2017 08:14 PM (hscyr)

698 Way before your time -- mid 70s. How did you like HSC? Posted by: gracepc at June 01, 2017 01:07 AM (OU4q6) Loved it. My sister went to UVA, but she told me when I was looking at schools not to go there. She would have preferred going to Randy Mac. I know that I spent a lot of time at Randy Mac, except for the nights that the VMI guys got out for a weekend and went around pulling fire alarms all night. Funny thing about HSC is that the longtime Dean of Admissions is a woman. She arrived the year before I applied (82), and she is still there.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 31, 2017 08:16 PM (1JnAL)

699 >> Nailed it. A most hilarious typo.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 08:17 PM (8O3HH)

700 Mary Wash's site says that the VA Assembly gave them their name. They like to control the colleges as much as they like to control the liquor. Boy, do we need more Dave Brats here.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 31, 2017 08:18 PM (GzDYP)

701 A most hilarious typo. Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 01, 2017 01:17 AM (8O3HH) Shits that pass in the night, nocturdals?

Posted by: totally not zombie Johnny Horton at May 31, 2017 08:19 PM (7MWCL)

702 I used to occasionally work at the Wabash River power plant on the other side of 63.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2017 12:41 AM (IqV8l)


Didn't know Terre Haute all that well. Actually Indiana either.  Odd how I ended up there -- teen age rebellion.  Long story.  Are you from Indiana?

Posted by: gracepc at May 31, 2017 08:20 PM (OU4q6)

703 night Bebes

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 08:20 PM (cPsPa)

704 G'Night Ladies.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 31, 2017 08:22 PM (GzDYP)

705 In "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald", I've always groaned at the line, "Boys, it's too rough to feed ya"

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 08:23 PM (8O3HH)

706 I see a lot of things I like about Tillerson. Posted by: gracepc at June 01, 2017 01:14 AM (OU4q6) Seeing him ride with Rolling Thunder on his Harley was kinda hawt.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 31, 2017 08:28 PM (GzDYP)

707 Tillerson and Trump are at odds with the Paris accords. But, you all knew that.

Posted by: navybrat at May 31, 2017 08:33 PM (w7KSn)

708 night everyone

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 08:42 PM (cPsPa)

709 705. Not the worst line, not by a damned sight. 'The wind in the wires Made a tattle-tale sound'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 08:45 PM (TwwWO)

710 705 & 709. That said, it's a compelling song, all the same. Tuneless death-rattle though it be, it's a fine song.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 08:46 PM (TwwWO)

711 Stand back, fools! Make way for yet another completely ludicrous hate crime hoax -- I think we're to five this week so far, and it's only Wednesday!: http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/ Noose-found-at-exhibit-in-African-American-11186751.php Noose found at exhibit in African American Smithsonian museum "A noose was found Wednesday in a public gallery at the National Museum of African American History and Culture museum, the second such incident on Smithsonian grounds in less than a week, officials said. David Skorton, secretary of the Smithsonian, said in an email announcement that he had to share "deeply disturbing news" that the rope was found in an public exhibition space Wednesday afternoon. It was in the Segregation Gallery on the second floor of the history galleries. "The Smithsonian family stands together in condemning this act of hatred and intolerance, especially repugnant in a museum that affirms and celebrates the American values of inclusion and diversity," Skorton wrote" ...Police officials said a noose was found hanging from a tree Friday on the grounds of the Hirschhorn Musuem." Uh huh. Looks like somebody wants more funding and publicity, since visitor stats are down. In the history of mankind, up until about 18 months ago, no one ever "left a noose" anywhere to indicate some sort of racist "statement." Then suddenly, in every corner of the country, nooses are "found" on a near daily basis -- almost always by professional grievance-mongers -- while the "perpetrators" are never caught, seen, or identified. The National Association of Toothless Racist Hillbilly Noose-Leavers has its tentacles everywhere!

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 08:48 PM (DQ4Fv)

712 The weird thing about that Lightfoot song is that it doesn't have a verse/chorus structure. Not all songs have to have them, but, to my ears, it needs it.

Posted by: otho at May 31, 2017 08:48 PM (lmIoG)

713 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2017 08:51 PM (IcT7t)

714 Seeing him ride with Rolling Thunder on his Harley was kinda hawt.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 01, 2017 01:28 AM (GzDYP)

I thought that was great.

707 Tillerson and Trump are at odds with the Paris accords.
But, you all knew that.

Yep. Mattis and Cohn are of like thinking with Tillerson.  There's a lot I do like about Tillerson and a lot I do not.  But the guys at American Thinker want nothing to do with him.  http://tinyurl.com/yan4u9jx

That said, I expect Trump to waffle tomorrow.  The announcement was made today (yesterday) and for Trump that's not good.  Too much time.  Depends sometimes on who gets his ear last.  And then there is always, Princess Ivanka  (see AT citation. )

Anyway, thanks.  Have a good night you all.  Tomorrow will tell.

Posted by: navybrat at June 01, 2017 01:33 AM (w7KSn)

Posted by: gracepc at May 31, 2017 08:53 PM (OU4q6)

715 The Paris Accords hurt the USA, or else Obama would have never signed it.

Posted by: navybrat at May 31, 2017 08:55 PM (w7KSn)

716 http://tinyurl.com/y72lt7hc Not a bad article in nypost.com about the Kathy Griffin thing. Podhoretz. Funny, I remember several years ago, when I still read NRO I got into an email back and forth with him about whether Gibson's Passion was anti-semitic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 08:55 PM (ZgkX8)

717 Oh, and speaking of the Paris Accords, Trump needs to actively negate it, with his own signature. Otherwise, it stands. Action required.

Posted by: navybrat at May 31, 2017 08:57 PM (w7KSn)

718 Not a bad article in nypost.com about the Kathy Griffin thing. Podhoretz. Funny, I remember several years ago, when I still read NRO I got into an email back and forth with him about whether Gibson's Passion was anti-semitic. Posted by: Aetius451AD J)Pod is a NeverTrumper. He needs to go find a horse to fuck and crawl up its ass.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at May 31, 2017 08:58 PM (udajc)

719 Night all. Here is an interesting cover of Kraftwerk's "Pocket Calculator" by Brent Amaker and The Rodeo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwDmHkyL294

Posted by: The Calculating Hat at May 31, 2017 09:10 PM (vBeA5)

720 J)Pod is a NeverTrumper. He needs to go find a horse to fuck and crawl up its ass. Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2017 01:58 AM (udajc) I got the feeling he was kind of a prick during the conversation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 09:11 PM (ZgkX8)

721 Maybe now everyone will forget I said "Suck it, Jesus."

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at May 31, 2017 09:14 PM (bc2Lc)

722 721 Maybe now everyone will forget I said "Suck it, Jesus." Posted by: Kathy Griffin at June 01, 2017 02:14 AM (bc2Lc) Oh, Kathy most of us don't pay attention to your childish attempts at grabbing attention.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 09:18 PM (ZgkX8)

723 Slow night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 09:23 PM (ZgkX8)

724 too slow...

they're out there.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 09:57 PM (iRosR)

725 Let's see what we have on bing news: Canine Influenza Transformers Spinoff Mystery of Covfefe $380k handbag Jeb won't buy Marlins

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 10:01 PM (ZgkX8)

726 How can you spinoff a movie series which seems to have no rational flow?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 10:02 PM (ZgkX8)

727 Can't wait for the internet connected bidet with optical tracking to be hacked.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 31, 2017 10:10 PM (e1mEI)

728 I had a great time tonight as a troll on Ken Jennings' facebook page. Heck, I even visited Simon & Schuster. Now I get why the left likes boycotts and the like. Its actually quite invigorating.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 31, 2017 10:17 PM (0PPlf)

729 "Can't wait for the internet connected bidet with optical tracking to be hacked."
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Zoom feature and all?

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 10:33 PM (FZZXd)

730 It takes real quick reflexes to go fishing with a golf club.

Posted by: Jack Nicklaus at May 31, 2017 10:36 PM (vRcUp)

731 Choose bidet: clean out your land down under in an ecofriendly way! B'idet, mate.

Posted by: Paul Hogan PSA at May 31, 2017 10:42 PM (vRcUp)

732 Muslims invented the first bidet: the left hand.

Posted by: Ahmed Mohammed at May 31, 2017 10:46 PM (vRcUp)

733 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2017 11:04 PM (Ot7+c)

734 Almost 5! Time for blame, bitterness, bile and a bottle!

Posted by: Hillary 2020! at May 31, 2017 11:42 PM (bc2Lc)

735 >>>627 >>>Covfefe in Arabic means I will stand up, which makes Donny 2 scoops tweet make complete sense. Was just arriving to post this. The media just used both feet to put out Trump's flaming bag of shit on their doorstep. 4D. Fucking. Chess.

Posted by: S at May 31, 2017 11:43 PM (poT2p)

736 Mornin Horde of Thinkin Folks.... Excellent ONT MH........El Expansive A La Quacious has a Superb Team. Appreciate the effort as always. Thank Ya. All the Best....Y'all Deserve it.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 01, 2017 12:09 AM (0cO55)

737 ">>>Covfefe in Arabic means I will stand up, which makes Donny 2 scoops tweet make complete sense." An alternate translation could be "I'm still standing" and he will continue to do so.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 01, 2017 12:18 AM (d76uN)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 01, 2017 12:25 AM (mpXpK)

739 It's the dnc's fault I lost!! They told me i was fity points ahead!! Hey!! why is there hot sauce in my white russian??? Oh that's just maxine's hair! and its just a vodka, neat! nebermind! *hic*

Posted by: hilllary for hillary at June 01, 2017 12:41 AM (d76uN)

740 Putin! Putin!! Putin!!! He did it! He cost me the election! Mind control!!

Posted by: I'm hiilary and I'm ready for ME! at June 01, 2017 01:04 AM (d76uN)

741 Mornin' What to do, what to do. About a month ago, my long-time gym, World Gym, became Crunch Fitness overnight and I was suddenly a member of Crunch Fitness. Turns out that Crunch Fitness runs endless virtue-signalling social media ads featuring perverted trannys and "gender-fluid" weirdos, with captions like "No Judgements." I'd love to cancel my membership and tell them why I'm cancelling but this gym is so convenient for me-literally a stone's throw away. It's very affordable, and their 24-7 hours are more convenient for me than the other local gyms that are not open 24-7. And besides, I live in a working-class 'hood. This is a county that voted Trump by 20 freakin' points fergodssake. There are very, very few trannys around here, if any. Never seen one at the gym. Highly unlikely there will be any now, despite the ads. I'm torn between staying and leaving. Their ads turn my stomach.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 01, 2017 01:05 AM (ul9CR)

742 Would be hilarious if PDT picked up "cov fe'fe" on his trip to Araby.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 01, 2017 01:12 AM (ul9CR)

743 I am amused that there are people out there who analyze Trumps handshakes. Like what kind of grip does he gives so and so.  Make a YoutTube video of your findings, and of course make it anti-Trump.  Don't recall Obama getting such up close observations on everything he did.   Some  have way to much time on their hands, I wish they would come and mow my lawn if they can't find anything to do!

Posted by: Colin at June 01, 2017 01:21 AM (kbI3P)

744 741: what to do? only wear woman's clothes at the gym. they're not saying to wear it all the time. duh.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 01, 2017 01:21 AM (WTSFk)

745 If I had some of that covfefe, I would be prez'dent today. Not that stupid Drumpf!!

Posted by: I'm hiilary and I am with me!!! at June 01, 2017 01:22 AM (d76uN)

746 Heh. Roseanne Barr Tweeted that she wants to smack a b*tch (Kathy Griffin) up. Go Rosie!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 01, 2017 01:36 AM (ul9CR)

747 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2017 01:37 AM (J+eG2)

748 I'm torn between staying and leaving. Their ads turn my stomach. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 01, 2017 06:05 AM (ul9CR) Have fun with it. Put on a wig and insist upon using the women's locker room. Complain that they don't have tranny-specific exercise equipment.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2017 01:37 AM (x2oyq)

749 Good morning! Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i] at June 01, 2017 01:38 AM (u82oZ)

750 "I'm torn between staying and leaving. Their ads turn my stomach." Does the new establishment share your moral and cultural values? Does the new establishment respect your moral and cultural values? The morally right decision isn't always the one that makes your immediate life easier. Usually it's the exact opposite.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2017 01:39 AM (J+eG2)

751 Misanthropic Humanitarian Great ONT. We need that guy that shouts En Fuego! Because you, OM, J.J., CBD and Ace have been on fire lately.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i] at June 01, 2017 01:40 AM (u82oZ)

752 Chores start early today. Everyone have a serene day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i] at June 01, 2017 01:42 AM (u82oZ)

753 I'm torn between staying and leaving. Their ads turn my stomach. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 01, 2017 06:05 AM (ul9CR) Make them live up to their own moral code. I wouldn't even do anything to make yourself look like a pretend opposite sex. Just tell them you identify as one and go and use the locker room and rest room of choice. If they object, go get a Law Yakker.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 01, 2017 01:44 AM (d76uN)

754 Mornin'

Posted by: wing at June 01, 2017 01:47 AM (Ohl7S)

755 This is probably gonna get willed, but what the hell... Insty linked to Ace's post about emulating the Left yesterday. Insty has 572 comments, and climbing. NOTHING at insty draws 572 comments. Till now. https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/266320/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2017 01:49 AM (J+eG2)

756 Maybe I should tell them I'm a Muslim and I'm offended by their tranny-pandering. THAT would get interesting.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 01, 2017 01:50 AM (ul9CR)

757 But even as a stunt I could never identify as a member of the Goat-Raping Death Cult.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 01, 2017 01:51 AM (ul9CR)

758 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 01, 2017 06:50 AM (ul9CR) Hah! Perfect!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2017 01:51 AM (x2oyq)

759 Baltimore Tribune:  You probably didn't think Trumps (trying) to ban refugees from certain countries is against our religious freedom:

Last week, the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals upheld a Maryland federal district court's decision that President Donald Trump's most recent executive order, which bans from admission to the U.S. citizens of six majority Muslim countries, is unconstitutional as its purpose and intent. etc...

Why is the left suddenly so for religious freedom when it comes to Muslims.?

Posted by: Colin at June 01, 2017 01:59 AM (kbI3P)

760 It's like in Fahrenheit 451 where they piped in propaganda everywhere so that you could not escape from it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 01, 2017 02:00 AM (vRcUp)

761 Why is the left suddenly so for religious freedom when it comes to Muslims.? Posted by: Colin Religious freedom only applies to people who are already *citizens*. What they said is stupid.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 01, 2017 02:02 AM (vRcUp)

762 It's like in Fahrenheit 451 where they piped in propaganda everywhere so that you could not escape from it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 01, 2017 07:00 AM (vRcUp)


North Korea does the same thing, with speakers all over the city and even in the fields where they are growing crops.  Night and day, they blast the latest in propaganda.

Posted by: Colin at June 01, 2017 02:02 AM (kbI3P)

763 And the main objection to letting in Muslims is that Islam is a *political* system that would prevent any devout Muslim from being a law abiding American. Sharia law would always trump the Constitution.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 01, 2017 02:04 AM (vRcUp)

764 Why is the left suddenly so for religious freedom when it comes to Muslims.? The Left loves individual rights only when they can be used to break down existing social order. The entire operating procedure of the Left is to oppose anything that the West has been, so that it will weaken and be susceptible to falling to socialism and communism. They're still fighting for Marx's revolution, even though most of them don't directly realize it any more.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 02:05 AM (oVJmc)

765 North Korea does Our airports do the same thing, with speakers CNN all over the city waiting areas and even in the fields bars where they are growing crops serving drinks. Night and day, they blast the latest in propaganda. *Suggested edit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2017 02:06 AM (J+eG2)

766 Le NOOD Arriving.. Track Two. Stand clear please.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2017 02:08 AM (J+eG2)

767 It's not often mentioned that the Genius award is an example of a type of scam created by the computer industry (mostly by Microsoft) by making their systems increasingly inaccessible and incomprehensible, to users. Back when I started, I found it reasonably easy to do what I wanted with DOS. That became progressively more difficult as Windows developed, to the point that it would take a lot of my time just to stay up. It's as if we had to learn to drive all over again every time we fill the tank. Screw em.

Posted by: George LeS at June 01, 2017 04:57 AM (+TcCF)

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