March 30, 2016

1 First!

Posted by: Witchdoktor at March 30, 2016 03:11 AM (eytER)

2 Nice one Doktor

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at March 30, 2016 03:13 AM (bA+CL)

3 Seventhish!

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at March 30, 2016 03:13 AM (nIGPZ)

4 I take these little victories where I can get them nowadays.

Posted by: Witchdoktor at March 30, 2016 03:14 AM (eytER)

5 Chicago teachers have proven over and over again that every one of them should be fired and non-union teachers brought in from outside the city.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 03:15 AM (vvmPQ)

6 As a person who sometimes benefits from a few doses of hydrocodone to manage chronic pain, I say screw the DEA. It's already illegal to abuse prescription meds. Stop making it more difficult for the law abiding citizens.

Posted by: no good deed at March 30, 2016 03:15 AM (GgxVX)

7 Yay! Dump!

Posted by: EC at March 30, 2016 03:15 AM (j8YpL)

8 The Obama administration moved Thursday to restrict prescriptions of the most commonly used narcotic painkillers in the U.S. in an attempt to curb widespread abuse.


Another waste of taxpayer dollars. Druggies will get their drugs.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 03:16 AM (vvmPQ)

9 >>As a person who sometimes benefits from a few doses of hydrocodone to manage chronic pain, I say screw the DEA. It's already illegal to abuse prescription meds. Stop making it more difficult for the law abiding citizens. What you said.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 03:19 AM (/tuJf)

10 Don't believe that CNN article about the Republicans supported Obama's far left commie nomination to the Supreme court.  it is a lie. 

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 03:20 AM (vvmPQ)

11 The UN has been anti-Israel for the last two or three decades.  The US should cut off payments to the UN and kick them out of the country.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 03:21 AM (vvmPQ)

12 CA wants a universal 401K?
What, to cover the losses of CalPERS?

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 30, 2016 03:21 AM (NOIQH)

13 What matters here is Ogabe tried, AND has devolved the US medical system into a tax... //Judas Iscariot Roberts

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 03:23 AM (g8Hfr)

14 As for idiot Cuomo NC should issue a warrant for his arrest and stop every NY car going through the State to search for him.  Maybe the New Yorkers will not be so ready to vote for an idiot commie next time.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 03:23 AM (vvmPQ)

15 8 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 08:16 AM (vvmPQ) Just more evidence of how schizoid we are as a nation, particularly the newsies. They push for a party trying to mainstream recreational drug use while also trying to restrict medicinal narcotics... we live in an insane asylum.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 03:24 AM (g8Hfr)

16 People walked out on the "brilliant" Margaret Cho. Who would even bother going?

http://pagesix.com/2016/03/29/ what-led-to-margaret-chos-meltdown/

Posted by: Valiant at March 30, 2016 03:25 AM (3MiF8)

17 Vic, the media and the government don't even make my "Trust Me" list.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 30, 2016 03:25 AM (jN+3o)

18 Trump Pledge is null and void? That was obvious from the moment the GOP let out their first existential scream when he started winning.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - You make Me Want to SHOUT! at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2016 03:26 AM (hLRSq)

19 6 Posted by: no good deed at March 30, 2016 08:15 AM (GgxVX) Try buying Sudafed in a strange town at 4 am b/c you are traveling and will be in a 6 hour stretch of no Pharmacies within the hour. Given that we are preached at that nicotine is a drug why does giggles get to chew on nico-gum madly?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 03:26 AM (g8Hfr)

20 >>Trump Pledge is null and void? That was obvious from the moment the GOP let out their first existential scream when he started winning. It was obvious from the moment he said he was running.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 03:27 AM (/tuJf)

21 An earlier bill established the Secure Choice Retirement Savings Investment Board, which on Monday recommended automatic enrollment with an opt-out option, rather than requiring interested workers to opt in. That suggestion will be incorporated into a new version of the legislation...

But there are still some major hurdles to clear, such as determining what employers' role will be, especially whether they will be responsible for investment losses. And there's also the question of where workers' plans will be invested.


-- Workers automatically enrolled
-- CA decides who manages the investments
-- Employers, who have nothing to do with this 401K, held responsible for losses

Just brilliant.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 30, 2016 03:27 AM (NOIQH)

22 16 Posted by: Valiant at March 30, 2016 08:25 AM (3MiF A lot of folks have been told for a very long time that Ms Cho is a genius level Kool Kid Komic... "Rape, rape, rape...f**k you whitey...YOU NADDA GED YOL MONEY BAK!" //Mags Cho esq Supra-Genius

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 03:28 AM (g8Hfr)

23 Given that we are preached at that nicotine is a drug why does giggles get to chew on nico-gum madly? I smoked more and longer than barky ever has. If I can quit, so can he. And I did without the gum.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 03:28 AM (W2taJ)

24 So, how did we get from chastising the paparazzi for the death of Princess Di, to defending them when they get ignominiously brushed aside? All these usually sensible people are running around with their hair on fire. They sound like a bunch of Lefty nut-jobs.

Posted by: franksalterego at March 30, 2016 03:29 AM (Cd+Fa)

25 Every single drug-addiction problem in history has had a strong element of government encouragement at its source. Never mind the Opium Wars; street opiates were "subsidized," by doping up wounded combat veterans to stop their moaning, and then cutting off their supply when governments found them inconvenient. And every new addictive drug was the supposedly non-addictive miracle cure for the one that preceded it. Follow the money and influence: this new crusade has some new bugaboo behind it.

I may have missed it: was there a follow-up to the Garbage Disposal adventure? 

Posted by: [/i][/b]Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 03:29 AM (xq1UY)

26 Barky chews the gum when he can't smoke.He hasn't quit.That's my guess.

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2016 03:29 AM (B48dK)

27 Good morning Horde! No changes in polling today. Trump continues to lose to the worst candidate in modern history by 11.2%. The Senate is still projected to flip 4 seats to the Dems, resulting in a tie. The House is still projected to flip 12 seats to the Dems, with Ryan remaining speaker.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 30, 2016 03:30 AM (QWmoi)

28 23 Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 08:28 AM (W2taJ) Quite... I am sick and tired of the "elected Supermen" getting to have every creature comfort known to man while preaching the masses are to endure without "for your own good." Had I wanted to play that game I could have been a medieval serf, not a US citizen.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 03:30 AM (g8Hfr)

29 I don't blame Trump at all in his actions against the RNCe.  They have shit on him at every opportunity and continued to do so.  To misquote and old saying from WWI,  there is no peace in out time. The RNCe started the war, Trump will finish it. 

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 03:30 AM (vvmPQ)

30 I may have missed it: was there a follow-up to the Garbage Disposal adventure? It went down the drain.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 03:30 AM (W2taJ)

31 Glad to see a Cruz PAC is finally taking on Kasich. That was always the smart move anyway. Knock off that chump or drive him down to low (1-3%) single digits, and then when it's a two man race go hard after Trump from the right. That way you can force him to take a stand on issues and not have to resort to incredibly lame "issues" like Fields. Buuuuuut, there's been plenty of stupid and missed opportunities to go around this election cycle.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2016 03:30 AM (2rmvw)

32 Try buying Sudafed in a strange town at 4 am b/c you are traveling and will be in a 6 hour stretch of no Pharmacies within the hour. No kidding. When we lived in Arkansas, I did not have an Arkansas driver's license. I just kept my Texas license with my valid military dependent ID. The state passed a law that no one without a valid AR ID or military ID could buy any product with pseudoephedrine in it. Well, when they wrote valid military ID, they wrote it so it meant active duty personnel only. I was SOL. Couldn't buy decongestants. It's ridiculous.

Posted by: no good deed at March 30, 2016 03:32 AM (GgxVX)

33 The more news I read the more drunk I want to be.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at March 30, 2016 03:32 AM (nIGPZ)

34 What we really need is to hold another conference in a really exclusive, expensive resort so that we can plot how to stop Trump. Consultants right now are lining up with their fool-proof plans supported by whiteboards, powerpoint slides, and focus group responses. Don't hesitate! Sign Up now! Spaces are Limited! Call 1-800-FAILURE to reserve your spot and receive free donation solicitations.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - You make Me Want to SHOUT! at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2016 03:32 AM (hLRSq)

35 The GOP as it currently stands must be destroyed.

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2016 03:33 AM (B48dK)

36 >>Try buying Sudafed in a strange town at 4 am b/c you are traveling and will be in a 6 hour stretch of no Pharmacies within the hour.

It's the assumption that we're meth-makers by default. You have to prove you're not.

Also, they do these restrictions at the same time they're putting Plan B and pot in freakin' vending machines.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 30, 2016 03:33 AM (NOIQH)

37 Microsoft's AI chatbot, Tay, briefly escaped jail on Monday and tweeted out her support of smoking weed and sexting before MS was able to pull the tool back from the web. http://tinyurl.com/hlfmk77

Posted by: MTF at March 30, 2016 03:34 AM (/m8T6)

38 re: lottery

Send a lawyer to represent an LLC or Dog the bounty hunter to collect. OpSec.

And tonight's Powerball cash jackpot will be about $75 million.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2016 03:34 AM (4fsKV)

39 Judge Napolitano was on the radio earlier saying the Fields complaint has no place in criminal court. It's a civil matter at best.

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 30, 2016 03:34 AM (Pby3z)

40 G'mornin' Horde! So, were there any casualties from last night's "town hall"? Was Trump's "name 3 things government should do" answer as God-awful as it sounded replayed on the radio this morning? In other news, our national Scold took time-out from his 8-years of harassing gun owners to harass Doctors who prescribe opiates. Ho-hum. Legacy hunting - this was no less of a problem 2, 4, 6 or 8-years ago than it is today. And in other, other news, a NY Governor named Cuomo is a douche. Dog Bites Man.

Posted by: DocJ at March 30, 2016 03:34 AM (zrsn3)

41 Posted by: franksalterego at March 30, 2016 08:29 AM (Cd+Fa) It's confirmation bias for frustrated people who long for something, anything, to strike back at the avatar of all that they hate and fear.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - You make Me Want to SHOUT! at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2016 03:35 AM (hLRSq)

42 >>>"Rape, rape, rape...f**k you whitey... I don't know why Sven, that just cracks me up every time.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 03:35 AM (voOPb)

43 I'm Trump agnostic, far prefer Cruz or ideally Nikki Haley for strategic reasons..... if Trump Perots our asses the evangelical Trump haterz club should take a bow. Sometimes being in a party means you get to eat a sh*t sandwich you really would rather not consume. Plaintiff's exhibit one as a Conservative: Juan Queeg Exhibit Two: Mittens Rombley Exhibit Three: Bob "Oh Man I am Risen" Dole

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 03:35 AM (g8Hfr)

44 42 You like rape?

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2016 03:35 AM (B48dK)

45 which on Monday recommended automatic enrollment with an opt-out option, rather than requiring interested workers to opt in. Once again, liberals prove they believe your earned income is a boon given to you from the government.

Posted by: no good deed at March 30, 2016 03:35 AM (GgxVX)

46 Posted by: no good deed at March 30, 2016 08:32 AM (GgxVX)

All that happened is that the meth labs moved to Mexico. I doubt the sudafed restriction has had any affect at all on meth availability or price.

The Law of Unintended Consequences is a bitch!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 03:36 AM (Zu3d9)

47 good morning! 

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2016 03:37 AM (0O7c5)

48 42 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 08:35 AM (voOPb) B/C it is true, surreal, and a sad commentary on comedy... In essence I just described every female comics' routine that is NOW approved... "Whitey, whitey whitey I AM BLACK...b/c you know I *AM* black." //Chris Rock in the House

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 03:37 AM (g8Hfr)

49 That NBC article stating a quarter of R senators now open to meeting with Merrick chaps my ***. Seriously? Seriously?! Can anyone, anywhere, point to any time where the Democrats have bent over backwards to accommodate the Republicans? To "cross the aisle?" To appease? To work together? NO. Not ever. Conversely, the Democrats steam roll, lie at will, and remain in lockstep at every, single opportunity. Every. Single. Time. To call the Republican party stupid is the understatement of the century. It truly is.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 30, 2016 03:37 AM (pVkEV)

50 Trump says Security, Healthcare and Education are top rolls for government. Idiot. Then he says WI is 2.2 Billion in debt, BECAUSE HE READ THAT IN TIME MAGAZINE. Idiot.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2016 03:38 AM (U+nHb)

51 49 See my comment at 35.The GOP is now worse than useless.

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2016 03:39 AM (B48dK)

52 Sometimes being in a party means you get to eat a sh*t sandwich you really would rather not consume. Plaintiff's exhibit one as a Conservative: Juan Queeg Exhibit Two: Mittens Rombley Exhibit Three: Bob "Oh Man I am Risen" Dole Exhibit Four: Bush 43 Exhibit Five: Bush 41

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 03:39 AM (W2taJ)

53 50 Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2016 08:38 AM (U+nHb) Trump *is* an ignorant fool. That said he *is* ignorant precisely because he listens to the M$M rather than take the time to have a research staff that is capable of briefing him and telling him "STFU and listen this is what's going on sir." and isn't this the story of Barack Obama?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 03:40 AM (g8Hfr)

54 To call the Republican party stupid is the understatement of the century. It truly is. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 30, 2016 08:37 AM (pVkEV) I think you need more than one adjective to come close to an adequate description of the GOPe, I'm going with "Stupid, Corrupt, and Evil"!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 30, 2016 03:40 AM (wYnyS)

55 @50 Chances are Time Magazine had his picture on the cover.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 30, 2016 03:40 AM (I0sxh)

56 My guess is the CA 401k thing is an admission that they can't figure out how to seize the existing 401k accounts. But hey ... the Federal Govt is doing a hell of a job with the what, 5.6% plus employer match ? Why not kick another 2-5% to the state.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2016 03:40 AM (W+w2W)

57 Why does Cuomo care about a SC bathroom law - why is it any of his business?
Run your own damn state and butt out of SC, the residents there did not elect you.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 30, 2016 03:40 AM (NOIQH)

58 I may have missed it: was there a follow-up to the Garbage Disposal adventure? Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 08:29 AM (xq1UY) ----------------- Hi Stringer! Well, last night I tried everything again - the hex wrench, votermom's broom handle, plunging the sink, etc., and although the blades spin freely, it still hums. So, looked at Amazon at 1.0 hp (per Vic's suggestion) and I'm thinking I'll be getting the Waste King L-8000 (I must confess to being heavily influenced by the "Hail to the King, baby" review). Hubby and I plan to install it, or at least try to, ourselves. I confess to being nervous about the hard wiring part, though - we've never done anything like that. Is it too much to tackle for newbies? And don't worry, I know to throw the breaker before doing anything! We may be liberal arts majors but we do have common sense!

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2016 03:41 AM (2WwbN)

59 52 God bless him but Reagan was responsible for Bush 41.

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2016 03:41 AM (B48dK)

60 You like rape? Yu ben heah fo owa! Yu get raped now!

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 03:41 AM (W2taJ)

61 and isn't this the story of Barack Obama? Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 08:40 AM (g8Hfr) ----- It absolutely is.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2016 03:41 AM (U+nHb)

62 That NBC article stating a quarter of R senators now open to meeting with Merrick chaps my ***. Seriously? Seriously?! Can anyone, anywhere, point to any time where the Democrats have bent over backwards to accommodate the Republicans? To "cross the aisle?" To appease? To work together? NO. Not ever. Conversely, the Democrats steam roll, lie at will, and remain in lockstep at every, single opportunity. Every. Single. Time. To call the Republican party stupid is the understatement of the century. It truly is. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 30, 2016 08:37 AM (pVkEV) I'm pretty sure that most Blue Reps are simply Democrats who did not want to serve their time in the machine and wait in line. So, they went Republican. Some a-hole like Boehner or Ryan or Kasich would be the supreme example.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2016 03:42 AM (2rmvw)

63

Enjoy National I Am In Control Day

 

 

Are there that many Al Haig fans in the country?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2016 03:42 AM (X6fMO)

64 Hal 9000/Tay 2016?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2016 03:43 AM (4fsKV)

65 To call the Republican party stupid is the understatement of the century. It truly is. To paraphrase from A Fish Called Wanda... To call them stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit them. I've worn dresses with higher IQs.

Posted by: DocJ at March 30, 2016 03:43 AM (zrsn3)

66 Oh joy, sneakers science-fiction fan-bois might kill for...

http://www.ufunk.net/en/univers-geek/reebok-alien-stompers-2016/

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2016 03:44 AM (4fsKV)

67 >>My guess is the CA 401k thing is an admission that they can't figure out how to seize the existing 401k accounts.


Yeah, this is just step 1.
It will be followed up with "Hey, as long as we're managing some people's 401Ks we should manage all of them. Because it's the only way to ensure fairness and standards. Rich guys shouldn't benefit from platinum investment firms w/large funds while Jane hairdresser does not"


Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 30, 2016 03:44 AM (NOIQH)

68 Hubby and I plan to install it, or at least try to, ourselves. I confess to being nervous about the hard wiring part, though - we've never done anything like that. Is it too much to tackle for newbies Throw the breaker. White wire on white. Black wire on black. Bare/green wire on bare/ green wire. Wire nuts to tie them together. Took loner to type out on phone than it would to wire them up.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 03:45 AM (W2taJ)

69 64 Hal 9000/Tay 2016? Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2016 08:43 AM (4fsKV) Imagine an insane Millenial in control of every aspect of the infrastructure that can be accessed by a computer. Now imagine that Millenial AI is hopped up on meth and angry at her boyfriend.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at March 30, 2016 03:45 AM (nIGPZ)

70 >>>>>CA wants a universal 401K?
What, to cover the losses of CalPERS?
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.That will be the plan.  Once everyone is required to contribute to the universal 401k plan with a set amount every paycheck, the State will step in to "manage" the fund and make sure everything is being run OK and your money is being managed by good stewards.  That is when the fun will start. 

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 30, 2016 03:45 AM (iONHu)

71 67 Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 08:44 AM (NOIQH) "Moral Hazard-is that the Sand Trap that looks vaguely like a nun?" //Guv'nuh Moonbeam on signing this piece of shit Look for BIG Graft Windows on this.... they will pretend this is a better idea than privatizing Social Security and bankrupt the fund.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 03:46 AM (g8Hfr)

72 It's the assumption that we're meth-makers by default. You have to prove you're not. Also, they do these restrictions at the same time they're putting Plan B and pot in freakin' vending machines. Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 08:33 AM (NOIQH But......It's for the adults.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 03:46 AM (voOPb)

73 re: California and their 401K 'idea'

Argentina has managed all those retirement accounts it seized so well...

Not.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2016 03:47 AM (4fsKV)

74 70 >>>>>CA wants a universal 401K? What, to cover the losses of CalPERS? . . . . .That will be the plan. Once everyone is required to contribute to the universal 401k plan with a set amount every paycheck, the State will step in to "manage" the fund and make sure everything is being run OK and your money is being managed by good stewards. That is when the fun will start. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 30, 2016 08:45 AM (iONHu) Remember, if it's a bad, intrusive public policy, chances are it started in California.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at March 30, 2016 03:47 AM (nIGPZ)

75 Once everyone is required to contribute to the universal 401k plan with a set amount every paycheck, the State will step in to "manage" the fund and make sure everything is being run OK and your money is being managed by good stewards. That is when the fun will start. IOU Lock. Box.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 03:47 AM (W2taJ)

76 "Stop making it more difficult for the law abiding citizens." The law-abiding are far easier to abuse and prosecute.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2016 03:47 AM (jNJ7R)

77 .That will be the plan. Once everyone is required to contribute to the universal 401k plan with a set amount every paycheck, the State will step in to "manage" the fund and make sure everything is being run OK and your money is being managed by good stewards. That is when the fun will start. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 30, 2016 08:45 AM (iONHu) So just like today's federal gov't spending programs.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 03:47 AM (voOPb)

78 CA wants a universal 401K? Look, it's a beautiful, truly God-Blessed piece of real-estate. But the people running this place now and for the foreseeable future are just so utterly and completely stupid it makes me wonder if walling it off from the rest of the USA - or just giving it back to Mexico - is starting to make sense.

Posted by: DocJ at March 30, 2016 03:47 AM (zrsn3)

79 joncelli, that will be different from the currently roving bands of feral Soviet Justice Wankers how?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2016 03:48 AM (4fsKV)

80 Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 08:44 AM (NOIQH)

Folks, I'd like to introduce my new Secretary of the Treasury!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 30, 2016 03:48 AM (Zu3d9)

81 I'm pretty sure that most Blue Reps are simply Democrats who did not want to serve their time in the machine and wait in line. So, they went Republican. -- I'm starting to think its worse than that. Ponder, if you will, a continuation of the "march through the institutions" action plan. What a great way to infiltrate the other side and keep pushing ever leftward. It wouldn't be hard to do. Campaign conservatively. Get elected. Vote the opposite. Once you're entrenched, your chances of getting voted out get less and less as the years go by as your name recognition and campaign warchest grows. (See: Graham, Lindsay...among countless others)

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 30, 2016 03:48 AM (pVkEV)

82 Heard a reporter being interviewed on radio. She does foia requests on diplomats and their families for violent crimes and duis. They slip out of the country and re enter and re offend. Now the state dept will only give her names and not countries or locations where offense happened to protect the criminal diplomats and their scummy kids.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 30, 2016 03:49 AM (iQIUe)

83 Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 08:45 AM (W2taJ) ----------------- Thank you, rickb. We shall give it a try. Electricity does make me nervous, which is as it should be, I suppose.

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2016 03:49 AM (2WwbN)

84 If one reads the news it's easy peasy to want to support a protest candidate, like Trump. The PC Groupthink drives me absolutely insane, as does the open border bullshit. As crazy as Trump seems to be, he is willing to speak up on issues that really matter and he has no interest in "good government" and "we must work together" bullshit. Unfortunately, when one turns to Trump specifically and actually thinks about pulling the lever, it becomes a bridge too far. I wish we had a candidate who agreed with Trump on issues, is just as uncompromising on policy, but has more depth and doesn't punch down or otherwise dig Manhattan sized holes for himself.

Posted by: MTF at March 30, 2016 03:50 AM (/m8T6)

85 58  Is it too much to tackle for newbies?

And don't worry, I know to throw the breaker before doing anything! We may be liberal arts majors but we do have common sense!

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2016 08:41 AM (2WwbN)


I'm sure that are a lot of wiring videos.  Just go down to the hardware store and get a few of twist-on wiring connectors and wire white to white, black to black, and bare to bare.  (The ground is usually bare, the white is usually neutral)


Connectors


http://tinyurl.com/h9bvbak



Labels for wires in normal house wiring.


http://tinyurl.com/zbcmsf3



Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 03:50 AM (vvmPQ)

86 [no butt stuff]

Posted by: Megan at March 30, 2016 03:51 AM (1HQO4)

87 We should follow the DPRK plan for electrical power. Turn if off at night after 11, and turn it on in the morning, and sort of keep it going off and on all day. Just think of the savings, and not having to replace all those nasty coal and NG power plants. Win, Win.....

Posted by: colin at March 30, 2016 03:51 AM (6IZ5e)

88 Thank you, Vic! You all seem to have confidence in me, so that's encouraging!

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2016 03:52 AM (2WwbN)

89 >>Folks, I'd like to introduce my new Secretary of the Treasury!


Thank you, Bernie, it's truly an honor!  Now, I'd like to get started on working on the peoples' finances by hiring every member of my family @ $300K/year, and I'm going to need a bigger office, with deluxe furnishings.....

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 30, 2016 03:52 AM (NOIQH)

90 CA wants a universal 401K? What, to cover the losses of CalPERS? Exactly right. They're dressing up a tax on citizens that pays money only to public employees (and, hence, to the Democrat party). It's the dream scenario for the scumbags-- unlimited public financing of Progressivism.

Posted by: MTF at March 30, 2016 03:53 AM (/m8T6)

91 87 Posted by: colin at March 30, 2016 08:51 AM (6IZ5e) refrigeration is for pussies anyway... and you know what...the rest of the world will stop hating on us if we go FULL Paleo lifestyle... //Bronko Bama-Totes Non-Hypocrite

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 03:53 AM (g8Hfr)

92 The National Border Patrol Council has endorsed Trump. I would have thought that would be newsy enough to make The Morning News Dump. Their full statement can be read here: http://tinyurl.com/hnzrtfc

Posted by: franksalterego at March 30, 2016 03:53 AM (Cd+Fa)

93 The plumbing hook-ups will take longer than the wiring.  Trust me.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 03:54 AM (vvmPQ)

94 89 >>Folks, I'd like to introduce my new Secretary of the Treasury! Thank you, Bernie, it's truly an honor! Now, I'd like to get started on working on the peoples' finances by hiring every member of my family @ $300K/year, and I'm going to need a bigger office, with deluxe furnishings..... Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 08:52 AM (NOIQH) *** You'll need a henchman..... And someone to...screen...interns.... (Digs out resume...)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 30, 2016 03:54 AM (lutOX)

95 What I learned from the townhalls last night. 1 - Ted Cruz is from Florida, where Ft. Hood is located (just kidding, it was a silly flubbed line) 2 - The Hairy Hemorrhoid referred to the flubbed line over and over and over again, as if it was a policy mistake, because he had nothing else to contribute to the conversation. 3 - Cruz would thank the audience member after every question. Trump would occasionally throw out a "thanks" and proceed to turn the question into a treatise about how great he is. 4 - Kasich is a condescending douche canoe, who became visibly angry when challenged on his Medicare expansion. "Look, young lady..." "Look, young man, I don't know if you're a leader in your family..." 5 - I wanted to put my fist through the TV the moment Trump's face came on. 6 - Kasich is a very unpleasant human being, who cannot correctly state the House Committee he sat on. Ever. 7 - Trump says "You don't have Germany talking about Ukraine." -- except for that little fact that Germany is leading the Normandy talks with Russia and Ukraine along with France - talks in which we are hardly involved. 8 - Trump is unfit to be a tourist at the White House, let alone President.

Posted by: Nicki at March 30, 2016 03:55 AM (15w2J)

96 Thank you, rickb. We shall give it a try. Electricity does make me nervous, which is as it should be, I suppose. Scares the living shit out of me.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 03:56 AM (W2taJ)

97 If we are talking of forming a Moron government, still want to be ambassador to Japan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2016 03:56 AM (4fsKV)

98 97 If we are talking of forming a Moron government, still want to be ambassador to Japan. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2016 08:56 AM (4fsKV) *** You can have it. I'll take the rest of SE Asia, thankyouverymuch. It's a numbers game....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 30, 2016 03:57 AM (lutOX)

99 97 Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2016 08:56 AM (4fsKV) Done... I will of course be Sec State given my obvious diplomatic bent.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 03:57 AM (g8Hfr)

100 and you know what...the rest of the world will stop hating on us if we go FULL Paleo lifestyle... They'll hate me when I start hunting them for food.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 03:57 AM (W2taJ)

101 Thanks for the update bluebell. We're suddenly more concerned with your arm still being attached than Michelle Fields'. j/k. Heh. Remember that ad with the switch?

Unless that's a four-wire 220 circuit, hard-wiring is not some huge deal. You are right, make doubly sure the circuit is off. There should be plenty of you-tube instruction videos. I often find knocking out a knock-out, on an already mounted box, "mildly frustrating," but mostly it's a matter of putting the connectors together carefully and tucking the wires back in the box neatly. English major stuff.

When using wire-nut connectors, I like to go over them with electrical tape after test-pulling the join, making a first pass up the "crotch" between the wires and then wrapping the whole connector to the wires going into it. That protects against moisture and oxidation, adds a little mechanical strength in case the cable ever gets yanked on unintentionally, and ensures that a little teensy 1/16" of stripped wire not covered by the twist-on connector can't get randomly touched by an errant strand of some other wire in there. That's because as you tighten the cable clamp on the box, and re-tuck whatever else goes in front of your new junction, those wires can end up in a slightly different spot than where you intended.   

Posted by: [/i][/b]Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 03:58 AM (xq1UY)

102 Ambassador Puma ... ... can you explain Item Seven on your expense report ? The Hentai Deluxe Pleasure Bot ? Take your time.

Posted by: Moron Government Accountant at March 30, 2016 03:58 AM (W+w2W)

103 100 Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 08:57 AM (W2taJ) Progtard is a gamey meat...tastes too rangey. //Ted Cruz's inner monologue

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 03:59 AM (g8Hfr)

104 8 - Trump is unfit to be a tourist at the White House, let alone President. Posted by: Nicki at March 30, 2016 08:55 AM (15w2J) Awesome line, you win a free pint of Valu-rite

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 03:59 AM (voOPb)

105 8 - Trump is unfit to be a tourist at the White House, let alone President. Agreed. But the Border patrol and the families of people who lost loved ones due to illegal aliens are flocking to him, cause he was the first to counter the GOP. Meanwhile, Cruz is fighting Katshit/the GOP. Think about that. he has to spend money fighting a candidate fronted by Soros and our own party.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 03:59 AM (326rv)

106 Accountant?

Yes?

Meet my friend from Poseidon Arms, the Seburo MN-23.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2016 03:59 AM (4fsKV)

107 The law-abiding are far easier to abuse and prosecute. Not for long!

Posted by: The Burning Times at March 30, 2016 04:00 AM (XkVXQ)

108 Not thrilled with the cell phone gun. Now every twitchy, trigger-happy cop who was already itching to start blasting away at the sight of a cell phone will now definitely start blasting away at the sight of a cell phone.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2016 04:00 AM (0mRoj)

109 >>Exactly right. They're dressing up a tax on citizens that pays money only to public employees (and, hence, to the Democrat party).

Yes - the unions are behind universal 401K big time.
They know their own pension funds have been poorly mismanaged and they want access to other peoples' 401K loot. Same goes for bureaucrats who want a way to tap other peoples' money because they believe they should be able to grab citizens' money simply because it's there and they want it. It's a grab, a yuuuuge grab, and it's the type of thing that would start a revolution if they don't do it oh-so incrementally and stealthily.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 30, 2016 04:01 AM (NOIQH)

110 Wow. AoShq went from Home of the Squeakhole to No Butt Stuff. smh

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 30, 2016 04:01 AM (iQIUe)

111 Ok ... ... Hentai Deluxe Pleasure Bot ... Approved.

Posted by: Moron Government Accountant at March 30, 2016 04:02 AM (W+w2W)

112 "Awesome line, you win a free pint of Valu-rite" -- Can I get some bacon with that? "Meanwhile, Cruz is fighting Katshit/the GOP. Think about that. he has to spend money fighting a candidate fronted by Soros and our own party." -- It's pretty boggling. Ugh.

Posted by: Nicki at March 30, 2016 04:02 AM (15w2J)

113 Scalia, come back! Come back, Tony! Come back, we need you!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 30, 2016 04:02 AM (iQIUe)

114 110 Wow. AoShq went from Home of the Squeakhole to No Butt Stuff. smh Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 30, 2016 09:01 AM (iQIUe) *** Evolving standards and all that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 30, 2016 04:02 AM (lutOX)

115 A state run 401K plan? Where do I sign up!?!

Posted by: Little Boomer at March 30, 2016 04:02 AM (ZuVs9)

116 Oh, they'll sign me up automatically-cool.

Posted by: Little Boomer at March 30, 2016 04:03 AM (ZuVs9)

117 Reposed from below. I was "willowed" :^) I would like to thank everybody for their prayers for the safe arrival of FenSprout in Europe. The plane arrived safely and he is in Switzerland. We were hoping that his phone worked over there because we sent him some text messages but hadn't heard anything. I wrote rather a long one yesterday and he wrote back, "I am having a good time."The brevity of it made me laugh. It's related to this video on the difference in text messages between men and women from Tim Hawkins. It's funny if you haven't heard it- "Losing Our Minds Together": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-u2ybemYN4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2016 04:03 AM (w4NZ8)

118 All of this DIY home improvement reminds me of this http://ohmytracks.com/#/music/Sid+%26+Bart

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 04:04 AM (voOPb)

119 And don't forget Obama's MyRA plan he whipped out at a SOTU 2 or 3 years back. The nationalization of Retirement plans will sell a shitload of shovels is my guess.

Posted by: jsg at March 30, 2016 04:05 AM (mwteJ)

120 ... and off bean-counter sock. Am I the only one that had to look up a Seburo MN-23 ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2016 04:05 AM (W+w2W)

121 A little Snowflake at Scripps College is crying raaaccciiissmmm!!! bc someone wrote on her whiteboard #Trump2016 LOL

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 30, 2016 04:06 AM (iQIUe)

122 "5 - I wanted to put my fist through the TV the moment Trump's face came on." I'm not a psychiatrist, but I sense some latent hostility. Perhaps you should step away from politics for a bit? I wouldn't want someone to trigger you by saying "yuuuge" to near you. Oh dear, I did it, didn't I?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - You make Me Want to SHOUT! at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2016 04:06 AM (hLRSq)

123 Yay, we had three sources of electrical advice and they didn't conflict! Rare for this place. Ordinarily we'd have a treatise on Tesla v. Edison and the overtones would continue into the ONT. With a lot of "resistance is futile" and "ohm mani padme" puns, alternating of course. Current events.

Posted by: [/i][/b]Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 04:06 AM (xq1UY)

124 All of this DIY home improvement Putting in 160' of wooden fence. Myself. People at Home Depot and Lowes kept trying to sell me on using their installers. I told them, "Fine. As long as they work for free. Because I do."

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 04:07 AM (W2taJ)

125 Great news, Fen! My son does the same with texting - an economy of words.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 30, 2016 04:07 AM (NOIQH)

126 Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 08:58 AM (xq1UY) ------------------- Thank you for all the info, Stringer. I'm only understanding about every 5th word there but I'm saving everyone's hints in a Word doc and will review faithfully. I'm also the type to research, research, research before I do anything, so hopefully we will be fine. However, if anything does happen, I'll be sure to blame Corey Lewandowski.

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2016 04:07 AM (2WwbN)

127 123 Yay, we had three sources of electrical advice and they didn't conflict! Rare for this place. Ordinarily we'd have a treatise on Tesla v. Edison and the overtones would continue into the ONT. With a lot of "resistance is futile" and "ohm mani padme" puns, alternating of course. Current events. Ohm my! Direct.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 04:08 AM (W2taJ)

128 Did you read about Bill Walton being suicidal after getting canned from his announcer job? To me he will always be a left wing nut.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 30, 2016 04:08 AM (iQIUe)

129 Glad Fen Sprout is A. OK

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 04:08 AM (voOPb)

130 Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 09:06 AM (xq1UY) Oh Stringer. You are suffering from an advanced case of Muldoonatosis. Seek help. Naow.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Where have all thge puns gone? at March 30, 2016 04:08 AM (WVsWD)

131 Fenelon, if the sprout made it to Switzerland safely, tell him to stay there.

Posted by: creeper at March 30, 2016 04:09 AM (NheJK)

132 123 Yay, we had three sources of electrical advice and they didn't conflict! Rare for this place. Ordinarily we'd have a treatise on Tesla v. Edison and the overtones would continue into the ONT. With a lot of "resistance is futile" and "ohm mani padme" puns, alternating of course. Current events. Ohm my! Direct. Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 09:08 AM (W2taJ) --------------- Shocking, isn't it?

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2016 04:10 AM (2WwbN)

133

Yay, we had three sources of electrical advice and they didn't conflict! Rare for this place. Ordinarily we'd have a treatise on Tesla v. Edison and the overtones would continue into the ONT. With a lot of "resistance is futile" and "ohm mani padme" puns, alternating of course. Current events.

 

 

What, no love for Luigi Galvani?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2016 04:10 AM (X6fMO)

134 {staring at bluebell in open admiration}  You rock.

Posted by: creeper at March 30, 2016 04:11 AM (NheJK)

135 Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2016 08:41 AM (2WwbN) Quick tip: I have used short sections of 2"x4" to build up a support frame beneath a heavy object, like a garbage disposal, that places it very close to its desired position. If you use shims, you can even get it high enough that the bolts are going through the mounting holes and threading on the nuts is easy. A few turns with the wrench to make sure it is really attached, then take away the support fame and you have "plenty" of space to finalize the job.

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 30, 2016 04:11 AM (wYnyS)

136 NC should pass a bill banning Cumo from the State.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 30, 2016 04:12 AM (MSiSP)

137 bluebell ... ... best thing you can do is flip switch, hear the disposal hum, THEN flip the breaker, THEN flip the disposal switch again. No hum ? Good job, right breaker. Hum ? Ruh roh. Wrong breaker. It happens.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2016 04:12 AM (W+w2W)

138 Fenelon, so glad you finally heard from the Sprout. The difference between boys and girls - my daughter is texting several times a day, then sends an email every night (typed out on her phone) complete with photos. Of course, she's 22, so older than your son. I hope he has a great trip.

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2016 04:13 AM (2WwbN)

139 I told them, "Fine. As long as they work for free. Because I do." Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 09:07 AM (W2taJ) Exactly. Plus they'll shrug shoulders and call it good enough. Doing a lot of backyard landscaping myself and have had to fix a couple of things I was off on when I was done, stepped back and saw an issue.

Posted by: jsg at March 30, 2016 04:13 AM (mwteJ)

140 Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 09:06 AM (xq1UY) You don't know how bad I want to post something in support of Tesla right now.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 30, 2016 04:14 AM (MSiSP)

141 What, no love for Luigi Galvani? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2016 09:10 AM (X6fMO) Personally, I found it very easy to jump into studying Galvani's theories.

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 30, 2016 04:14 AM (wYnyS)

142 @127 Any place else on the InTarW3bz, we'd have already seen a few lines on the supremacy of the European appliance net. And you know, they did used to have hand-powered garbage grinders.

My kid once rigged up a desktop steam engine to a li'l generator and a breadboard full of pins, and ran a TRS-80 off it for a minute or two. Steam powered computer. That kid has a MS in EE now, and is probably shoveling coal into a quantum. There's your future, America.

Posted by: [/i][/b]Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 04:15 AM (xq1UY)

143 That lady had a cell phone! It could have been a gun!

Posted by: Trump at March 30, 2016 04:16 AM (MSiSP)

144 NC should pass a bill banning Cumo from the State. Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck Cuomo has made lawful gun owners into criminals in NY. He declared that pro-life people have no place in NY. It is HE who discriminates, and declares hatred for residents of NY that dare disagree with him. The notion that he can then make edicts and pronouncements about travel prove that he fancies himself to be some sort of ruler, not a governor. Think about that: Thous shalt not go unto the land where someone dares to have a differing opinion. Ye must travel through distant lands, over hill AND dale.....through areas that aslo ain't keen on guys using women's bathrooms. And this dickhead probably hasn't used a public bathroom in years.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 04:16 AM (326rv)

145 Scares the living shit out of me.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 08:56 AM (W2taJ)

I worked as a carpenter for awhile, and the electricians thought we were all retarded.

One of them told me never to touch anything, but that if I have to, put one hand in my pocket and keep it there.

He figured I would still screw things up, but at least I would decrease my chances of dying.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 04:16 AM (Zu3d9)

146 It happens. Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2016 09:12 AM (W+w2W) That be good advice, you don't want to get jumpy by touching hot leads!

Posted by: Zombie L Galvani [/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 30, 2016 04:16 AM (wYnyS)

147 Have the clowns with gasoline-spraying fake flowers on the lapels arrived yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at March 30, 2016 04:16 AM (BK3ZS)

148 All these damn puns are quite the impedance to the conversation. Why must you people be so resistive ? I'd like to induct a little normalcy to the current flow of the thread ... assuming y'all have the capacitance to accept it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2016 04:16 AM (W+w2W)

149 Oh, I forgot one more thing I learned. According to Trump, the three main functions of the federal government are security, education, and healthcare. *headdesk*

Posted by: Nicki at March 30, 2016 04:17 AM (15w2J)

150 Posted by: Hrothgar at March 30, 2016 09:11 AM (wYnyS) ---------------- Got it, Hrothgar - added to my doc. Was it you who mentioned something like this yesterday? ScoggDog, thanks for the tip. The breaker is marked correctly (as I know from repeatedly turning it on and off while testing different things) but it's always worth it to be extra vigilant. creeper, aw shucks. *blushes*

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2016 04:17 AM (2WwbN)

151 Fenelon I am so glad you heard from your boy. What a wonderful experience for him

Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 04:18 AM (zOTsN)

152

I'd like to induct a little normalcy to the current flow of the thread ... assuming y'all have the capacitance to accept it.

 

 

I'd like  a return to normalcy, myself.

Posted by: Zombie Warren Harding at March 30, 2016 04:18 AM (X6fMO)

153 P.S. NC should invite that asshole to meet a group of rape survivors who think that this is a terrible idea. And film him hiding from it. "New theater in the war on women".

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 04:18 AM (326rv)

154 I went to Rite Aid last night to pick up a prescription, and caught a glimpse of the latest National Enquirer. The cover was gloating about taking down another sleazy politician - this time, Ted Cruz. They call him "Sleazy Ted", and say he has five mistresses in DC that he's been seeing for years or something.

I assume it's bullshit, but they took down John Edwards in 2008. God I hope it's bullshit.

Posted by: Pyrocles at March 30, 2016 04:18 AM (fVOPU)

155 148 All these damn puns are quite the impedance to the conversation. Why must you people be so resistive ? I'd like to induct a little normalcy to the current flow of the thread ... assuming y'all have the capacitance to accept it. Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2016 09:16 AM (W+w2W) Ohm my God, people.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2016 04:20 AM (0mRoj)

156 "To call the Republican party stupid is the understatement of the century. It truly is." We had a term for this sort of thing, back before we became enlightened by multi-culti unicorn shit. Evil. Yeah, that's it! They. Are. Fucking. Evil.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 30, 2016 04:20 AM (eHpnh)

157 Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2016 09:16 AM (W+w2W)

I'm going to meditate on these points....

Ohm......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 04:21 AM (Zu3d9)

158 147 Have the clowns with gasoline-spraying fake flowers on the lapels arrived yet? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2016 09:16 AM (BK3ZS) Don't know, but they'll have flaming boners when they do.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at March 30, 2016 04:21 AM (nIGPZ)

159 So no butt stuff but it's okay to wire our nuts together.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at March 30, 2016 04:22 AM (ioqGj)

160 Posted by: Pyrocles at March 30, 2016 09:18 AM (fVOPU) That was part of last weeks outrage. This week's outrage is the vicious Trump monster's campaign manager being charged for assaulting a reporter and leaving her clinging for life.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - You make Me Want to SHOUT! at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2016 04:23 AM (hLRSq)

161 [comment deleted for punny content]

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2016 04:23 AM (W+w2W)

162 All these damn puns are quite the impedance to the conversation. Why must you people be so resistive ?

I'd like to induct a little normalcy to the current flow of the thread ... assuming y'all have the capacitance to accept it. Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2016 09:16 AM


Resistance is useless.  Embrace the puns.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 30, 2016 04:24 AM (bzd8I)

163 Ah, the glory that was Romex!
Wiring is to electronics as arithmetic is to higher mathematics. "All's you gotta do" in electricity is not cross wires, and don't go to ground. Fields'n'shit, Tesla would be the first one to call it magic. I swear, he could feel them. And what a magician.

I've met EE's who couldn't wire worth a damn. And a real industrial-strength electrician, in addition to the one hand in the pocket, works on a live box. Sparks don't scare 'em. Goofy bastids.

Posted by: [/i][/b]Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 04:24 AM (xq1UY)

164 Imagine how many favors can be sold when the state is managing state-wide 401k investments. Your stock gets bought, others don't. Divestment, patronage, manipulation. Pay the Mandarins or you don't play.

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 30, 2016 04:24 AM (Pby3z)

165 You guys keep dumping on the GOP. Lighten up, guys. If it hadn't been for the GOP, who would have resolved Fast and Furious? Benghazi? The IRS scandal? Who? We might not have ever know what was behind those scandals if not for the GOP! Gentlemen, I'll be brief. It isn't that the GOP didn't take advantage of virtually all of their constituents. They did. But you can't hold the entire party responsible for the actions of a few sick, perverted individuals... The rest of the speech can be heard on YouTube - Animal House clips.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 04:27 AM (4ng05)

166 UK Labour party activist post to his Facebook page the day after Brussels "How many more attacks have to take place before the world fully understand that ISIS is run by Israel?"

Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 04:28 AM (zOTsN)

167 >>NC should invite that asshole to meet a group of rape survivors who think that this is a terrible idea. And film him hiding from it.


*ahem*
Transgender woman just raped in UNISEX bathroom at Stonewall Inn (in NY). Letting men into bathrooms used by women and girls is insane.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 30, 2016 04:28 AM (NOIQH)

168 All righty, garbage disposal lady out! Thanks again for all the tips. Will check back later to see if there is anything I should add to my Word doc.

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2016 04:28 AM (2WwbN)

169 UK Labour leaders have also said its time for Britain to answer "the Jewish Question", described Hamas and Hezbollah as "friends", and said Jews "have big noses" and "slaughter the oppressed"

Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 04:30 AM (zOTsN)

170 166 Those damn joos!!

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2016 04:30 AM (B48dK)

171 >>Imagine how many favors can be sold when the state is managing state-wide 401k investments.


Yep, and not just favors, but used to apply pressure like we're seeing w/Disney, Cuomo and the NBA harassing states considering legislation they don't like. They'll harass all businesses they don't like, too.


Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 30, 2016 04:31 AM (NOIQH)

172 @167 There are some younger people here, so maybe a IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE comment is needed.

In case you ms'd it, the Stonewall Inn is where the "modern" ghey-rights movement began. First one to use "schadenfreude" and "PITA" in the same sentence on that, that's a shamin'. And a free Gold-Tone Sequined Membership.

Posted by: [/i][/b]Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 04:32 AM (xq1UY)

173 I cant believe they havent executed all those cult members who released sarin in the metro. It's been over 20 years. It's amazing that so many were doctors, engineers, and of course chemists. And they all worshiped a fat hairy guy. They say the cult is expanding. Not sure why it wasnt sued into oblivion.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 30, 2016 04:32 AM (iQIUe)

174 Pop quiz: In what Middle Eastern country do Muslims have the most freedom? Hint: It rhymes with schmisrael.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 04:33 AM (4ng05)

175 UK Labour leaders have also said its time for Britain to answer "the Jewish Question", described Hamas and Hezbollah as "friends", and said Jews "have big noses" and "slaughter the oppressed" Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 09:30 AM (zOTsN) Typical. THAT kind of British anti-semitism has always existed. Just was hidden for a time.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 04:34 AM (DUoqb)

176 What, no love for Luigi Galvani? Put this strip of aluminum foil in your mouth. And chew!

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 04:35 AM (W2taJ)

177 That hydrocodone story is from 2014. Of course they keep cracking down ever more, god forbid someone in pain should feel better. http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/new-cdc-painkiller-guidelines-go-low-use-less-n538986

Posted by: RoyLC at March 30, 2016 04:35 AM (DSwhx)

178 "How many more attacks have to take place before the world fully understand that ISIS is run by Israel?" Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 09:28 AM (zOTsN My Lord they have their hands in everything /////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 04:36 AM (voOPb)

179 Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 09:30 AM (zOTsN)

So they're moderating their stance!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 04:36 AM (Zu3d9)

180 174 Pop quiz: In what Middle Eastern country do Muslims have the most freedom? Hint: It rhymes with schmisrael. Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 09:33 AM (4ng05) United Arab Eisrael?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 04:37 AM (voOPb)

181 Florida Gov. Rick Scott officially urged Yale University one of the countrys most prestigious institutions to move from Connecticut to the Sunshine State Tuesday. LMAO Be my guest. Did I say LMAO yet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 04:37 AM (DUoqb)

182 @154 -- according to the Flonase commercial, 5 is greater than 1.  So Ted is 5 times the playa that the Breck Girl was.

Wouldn't affect my vote if he did.

Also, 35 years ago today, shots rang out at the Washington Hilton...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 30, 2016 04:38 AM (hqZPQ)

183 National "I'm In Control Day". Something the GOP hasn't got around to yet.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 30, 2016 04:38 AM (suO/a)

184 What news on the Michelle "Bruiser" Fields "assault" front? Did the Trump campaign manager get arrested or not? (I've heard both yes and no on the MSM.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at March 30, 2016 04:38 AM (BK3ZS)

185 Of course they keep cracking down ever more, god forbid someone in pain should feel better. http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/new-cdc-painkiller-guidelines-go-low-use-less-n538986 Posted by: RoyLC at March 30, 2016 09:35 AM (DSwhx) That's not true. All they are doing is trying to stop the illegal RX writing and use. It's out of hand. The abuse is rampant

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 04:38 AM (DUoqb)

186 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 09:34 AM (DUoqb)

The worst I ever personally experienced was from an Ivy League graduate (and PhD) and her Swiss journalist husband.

Every UN and leftist canard about Israel came out of their mouths as if it was the Gospel.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 04:38 AM (Zu3d9)

187 What news on the Michelle "Bruiser" Fields "assault" front? Did the Trump campaign manager get arrested or not? (I've heard both yes and no on the MSM.) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2016 09:38 AM (BK3ZS) She lays in repose all day today, the Funeral is tomorrow

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 04:39 AM (DUoqb)

188 Do trans-whatevers really want men peeing on their toilet seats?

Posted by: Jean at March 30, 2016 04:39 AM (cXiMR)

189 How many more dolphin rapes will have to occur before people see that it's the fault of porpoises!

Posted by: EuroLeft at March 30, 2016 04:39 AM (nIGPZ)

190 Britain "answered the Jewish question" in 1290. Deported them, and stranded them on the Thames Estuary as the tide came in. The monk who recorded it was the first to use the term "holocaust" to describe a human event. 

Posted by: [/i][/b]Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 04:40 AM (xq1UY)

191 And a real industrial-strength electrician, in addition to the one hand in the pocket, works on a live box. Sparks don't scare 'em. Goofy bastids. My dad did that shit. Wired a ceiling fan by tapping into a live line in the attic.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 04:40 AM (W2taJ)

192 Every UN and leftist canard about Israel came out of their mouths as if it was the Gospel. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 09:38 AM (Zu3d9 Did you hit them with love & bacon?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 04:40 AM (voOPb)

193 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 09:38 AM (Zu3d9) Listen I am going to be on Duty for 4 days starting tomorrow, can you make sure no Bergen County Liberals pee on my lawn?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 04:40 AM (DUoqb)

194 >>In case you ms'd it, the Stonewall Inn is where the "modern" ghey-rights movement began.

Yeah, I didn't know about that until I read the article. Hard to laugh at someone being assaulted, but it does demonstrate the risks on people who wanted this as opposed to some poor 13 year old girl at the YMCA.

I think feminists and gay rights activists hitching their wagon to transgender movement was not a good move. In both cases the demands made by transgenders is a threat to both groups. However, they all still hate us, so....

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 30, 2016 04:41 AM (NOIQH)

195 So what's with the top article in the sidebar about the Rule of Law being dead if Hillary isn't indicted? I thought we established that the Rule of Law passed away years ago. Odd how some people are still clinging to the idea that we're a Republic governed by the Rule of Law.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 30, 2016 04:41 AM (Wckf4)

196 She lays in repose all day today, the Funeral is tomorrow Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 09:39 AM (DUoqb) She will rise on Friday as foretold in the Book of Punditry, and the caterwauling to follow will have no end.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - You make Me Want to SHOUT! at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2016 04:42 AM (hLRSq)

197 United Arab Eisrael? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 09:37 AM (voOPb) You win our consolation prize: Your very own full boxed set of the AoSHQ Lifestyle board games! Tell him what he has won, Bob! Fun for the entire family! *Except pets, children, adolescents, teenagers, the elderly, those people not already diagnosed with anti-social disorders, people not in the throes of delirium tremons.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 04:42 AM (4ng05)

198 An orthopedist I went to recently went on a rant about how hard they are making it to prescribe pain medication for his patients in need. He was very very unhappy and thought it cruel. Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2016 09:41 AM (2rmvw) Yeah honestly I don't believe that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 04:43 AM (DUoqb)

199 Two hunnert!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at March 30, 2016 04:43 AM (BK3ZS)

200 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 09:40 AM (DUoqb)

Enjoy the peace and quiet!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 04:44 AM (Zu3d9)

201 Resistance is useless. Embrace the puns. Ohm, my!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 30, 2016 04:45 AM (9krrF)

202 An orthopedist I went to recently went on a rant about how hard they are making it to prescribe pain medication for his patients in need. He was very very unhappy and thought it cruel. Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2016 09:41 AM (2rmvw) When I last saw my orthopedist in October lamented the fact that the new narcotic prescription laws (ever changing) and the new coding procedures for his patients would be driving him out of business more than likely. Just the coding work was adding an extra 20-25 minutes of paper work per patient

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 04:45 AM (voOPb)

203 Resistance is useless. Embrace the puns. Ohm, my! Shocking, I know.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 04:45 AM (W2taJ)

204 @197 Michelle Fields' Arm is going to go down in history alongside Jenkins' Ear and Gen.Dan Sickles' leg. Appendages of Doom.

Posted by: [/i][/b]Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 04:46 AM (xq1UY)

205 Yeah honestly I don't believe that. Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 09:43 AM (DUoqb) Believe it or not. That's is exactly what happened. My guess is from the waiting room full of oldsters, he deals with a fair number of chronic pain patients.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2016 04:46 AM (2rmvw)

206 the new coding procedures for his patients would be driving him out of business more than likely. Just the coding work was adding an extra 20-25 minutes of paper work per patient Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 09:45 AM (voOPb) Now the new coding procedures and shit like that, I 100% agree with.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 04:46 AM (DUoqb)

207 Did you hit them with love & bacon?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 09:40 AM (voOPb)

No, but they don't like me anymore. I made it clear that I found their views repugnant.

She's an AGW hack, and he is a 60-year-old man with a soul patch.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 04:47 AM (Zu3d9)

208 Mrs. Clinton's representatives requested "Coffee, tea, room temp sparkling and still water, diet ginger ale, crudite, hummus and sliced fruit" for the green room, according to The Washington Post. Strips of Barney Frank? What an odd woman.

Posted by: angela urkel at March 30, 2016 04:47 AM (1HQO4)

209 Sports radio guys reading the "police report" from the Fields case. Just said they were getting it from Gateway Pundit. Under weapons/tools used in the crime, Fields (if it's real) listed "hands, feet, fist and teeth". Is that just cop-speak for "unarmed"?

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 30, 2016 04:47 AM (2cS/G)

210 That's all I have -- is the knowledge of my own suffering. So then I can amplify that and hopefully make it somewhat entertaining, so that other people who feel the same way feel free. -- Margaret Cho, "In My Own Words" Stop. Just stop. You've inflicted enough suffering on us all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at March 30, 2016 04:49 AM (BK3ZS)

211 208 Did you hit them with love bacon? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 09:40 AM (voOPb) No, but they don't like me anymore. I made it clear that I found their views repugnant. She's an AGW hack, and he is a 60-year-old man with a soul patch. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 09:47 AM (Zu3d9) A gray-haired man with a ponytail is suspect as a douchebag. A 60-year-old with a soul patch is confirmed.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at March 30, 2016 04:49 AM (nIGPZ)

212 Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 09:45 AM (W2taJ)

Everybody seems to be amped up today.

They should direct this energy to DC.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 04:49 AM (Zu3d9)

213 Believe it or not. That's is exactly what happened. My guess is from the waiting room full of oldsters, he deals with a fair number of chronic pain patients. Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2016 09:46 AM (2rmvw) I believe his assistant can no longer just call them in, but it's not that big a deal to write a narcotic RX. If his whole practice is mostly chronic pain, yeah it more work, but the abuse out there caused this. And all the abuse can not be blamed on drug users. Many Drs got lazy and wrote way to may Narcotic RXs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 04:49 AM (DUoqb)

214 Sports radio guys reading the "police report" from the Fields case. Just said they were getting it from Gateway Pundit. Under weapons/tools used in the crime, Fields (if it's real) listed "hands, feet, fist and teeth". Is that just cop-speak for "unarmed"? Cory grabbed her, threw her down, kicked her and yelled, "whose bitch this is?"

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 04:49 AM (W2taJ)

215 How do we know Michelle's life threatening bruises weren't caused by rough ginger sex the night before?

Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2016 04:49 AM (UzPAd)

216 More ammo. Fuck the GOP.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 30, 2016 04:50 AM (eHpnh)

217 A 60-year-old with a soul patch is confirmed.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at March 30, 2016 09:49 AM (nIGPZ)

And oh so smug.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 04:51 AM (Zu3d9)

218 She's an AGW hack, and he is a 60-year-old man with a soul patch. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 09:47 AM (Zu3d9) What a lovely couple. I would run into couples similar to that when Mrs. MH worked for the UW System. Oh joy oh joy when I was dragged along.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 04:51 AM (voOPb)

219 216 How do we know Michelle's life threatening bruises weren't caused by rough ginger sex the night before? Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2016 09:49 AM (UzPAd) This question can only be resolved with video.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at March 30, 2016 04:51 AM (nIGPZ)

220 I have worked a live circuit before when I had to replace a breaker in my breaker panel that had gone bad and would not reset.  I had to work it hot because I had no main breaker at the time to kill the incoming power.


I have one now.  Nobody likes to work a hot circuit.  Fortunately I have replaced that old power bus that fed the interior breaker panel and I now have a main breaker that will kill the incoming power.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 04:51 AM (vvmPQ)

221 Michelle Fields' Arm is going to go down in history alongside Jenkins' Ear and Gen.Dan Sickles' leg. Appendages of Doom. Wayne Bobbit's Dangly Bit could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at March 30, 2016 04:51 AM (BK3ZS)

222 My guess is from the waiting room full of oldsters, he deals with a fair number of chronic pain patients. Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2016 09:46 AM (2rmvw) I have a multi-decade history of chronic pain and I can vouch for the changes in trying to get effect pain medication. My wife had it ten times easier to get pain medication after a surgery than I had keeping the medication that works (occasionally) for me. To me, it seems like this goes beyond "recent studies". It seems to me there has been a concerted effort to keep pain medication out of the people who really need it. Just me...

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 04:51 AM (4ng05)

223 213 Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 09:45 AM (W2taJ) Everybody seems to be amped up today. They should direct this energy to DC. The arc of the joke is relative to the positive energy espoused.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 04:52 AM (W2taJ)

224 My skeptical spouse keeps asking me why bother investigating Hilldogger, since Loretta Lynch will obviously not indict her. I always point out that the FBI can start madly leaking their recommendations and evidence, and that will be just as good. She disagrees, saying the press won't report any of it at all. She's probably right about that. How can the FBI get attention from the propaganda press? Here is one way: The FBI can arrest Hillary. The agency doesn't need permission from Lynch to do that (does it?), and even if the charges are later dropped it puts Lynch on defense to explain her actions, and the Press (as corrupt as they are) cannot possibly ignore a story as big as Hillary getting perp-walked.

Posted by: MTF at March 30, 2016 04:53 AM (/m8T6)

225 How do we know Michelle's life threatening bruises weren't caused by rough ginger sex the night before? Because everyone knows purple bruises show up immediately.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 04:53 AM (W2taJ)

226 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 09:51 AM (vvmPQ)

No way I would have done that!

I have 200 amp service. Just looking at the breaker box scares me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 04:55 AM (Zu3d9)

227

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 09:53 AM (W2taJ)

How about if everyone just calms down and waits for the autopsy report!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 04:55 AM (Zu3d9)

228 How about if everyone just calms down and waits for the autopsy report! (snort)

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 04:56 AM (W2taJ)

229 ...It seems to me there has been a concerted effort to keep pain medication out of the people who really need it... Obama, Agencies, and TBTF banks are owned by drug cartels. This economy has hurt sales. Restricting legal drugs is one way to get rid of competition.

Posted by: scorecard at March 30, 2016 04:57 AM (CzhL0)

230

147 FBI agents are On The Case.  Top.  Men.  The base issue has always been this simple: Did she have it or not?  This case is a wind vane for the country.  If she isn't indicted, the rule of law is dead.

 

As George would say, that's comedy gold, Jerry!

 

1.  She will not be indicted.

2.  She will win the election.

3.  Should she, by some miracle, lose or even drop out, neither a Cruz nor a Trump administration will prosecute her, spouting bromides about "healing the country" and not "engaging in partisan witch hunts."

4.  Not a single FBI agent will resign over this.

5.  The rule of law has been dead for years.  At least, for your rulers.  You, you fucking serf, better damned well do what they tell you, because Sushi and Malaria need their $20K dresses.

6.  Considering all that, in the words of the immortal William Marcy Tweed, "what are you going to do about it?"

7.  You (and by extension, me and everyone else) will do nothing.

8.  So why not elect Trump?  We're a  fucking Paraguay in all but the roving death squads anyway.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2016 04:57 AM (X6fMO)

231 Ms Fields must be on friendly terms with a great many people. It's all I can figure. The video is a dud

Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 04:58 AM (zOTsN)

232 >>How about if everyone just calms down and waits for the autopsy report! I'm waiting for the weapons report to come back on the Pen of Doom.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 04:58 AM (/tuJf)

233 Has any wag dubbed the Fields incident "Arm-ageddon" yet?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 30, 2016 04:58 AM (NeFrd)

234 Obama, Agencies, and TBTF banks are owned by drug cartels. This economy has hurt sales. Restricting legal drugs is one way to get rid of competition. Posted by: scorecard at March 30, 2016 09:57 AM (CzhL0) I hope that is a joke?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 04:59 AM (DUoqb)

235 Oh christ we're doing the hair thing again. Yesterday it was pants, too tight and then too baggy. Can't anybody get in a lick on the loud music of uneven tempo, mismatching the modes of the lyre and the flute, and the way the swains jump from one horse's back to another as they ride to the polis?

And those Lydians, with their curls, I swan.

Posted by: [/i][/b]Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 04:59 AM (xq1UY)

236 227  No way I would have done that!

I have 200 amp service. Just looking at the breaker box scares me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 09:55 AM (Zu3d9)


I had three choices, work it hot, call an electrician to work it hot, or call the utility to come out and kill the incoming power while I replaced it.  That would have taken two or more weeks.  The electrician probably would have taken just as long.  Replacing a breaker in a breaker panel is not a complicated job, I just had to work it hot.  That just means you have to be careful.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 04:59 AM (vvmPQ)

237 So Rubio is moving to keep his delegates for a contested convention. Just keeps getting better and... Whoops... mispelled weirder.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 05:00 AM (4ng05)

238 Patients with terminal cancer should get minimal doses of painkillers because it's better they scream in agony between doses than develop a narcotics dependency.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2016 05:00 AM (0mRoj)

239 Rubio keeping his delegates? Does this mean he thinks he will be anointed at the convention?

Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 05:01 AM (zOTsN)

240 A 60-year-old with a soul patch is confirmed. That calls for something more than the fourth-best flamethrower. So why not elect Trump? We're a fucking Paraguay in all but the roving death squads anyway. Didn't Roving Death Squads open for Tonton Macoute in the Pine Barrens?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 30, 2016 05:01 AM (9krrF)

241 Patients with terminal cancer should get minimal doses of painkillers because it's better they scream in agony between doses than develop a narcotics dependency. Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2016 10:00 AM (0mRoj) No, that is a whole other category

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 05:02 AM (DUoqb)

242 out: painkillers
in: medical marijuana !

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2016 05:02 AM (c6/9Q)

243 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 09:59 AM (vvmPQ)

Oh, I know it's easy. I have done it with the power off.

But I have been shocked once, and I did not enjoy it at all.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 05:02 AM (Zu3d9)

244 240 Rubio keeping his delegates? Does this mean he thinks he will be anointed at the convention?

Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 10:01 AM (zOTsN)


He probably has a strong inside chance.  Like the Dems the RNCe does not giver a dog crap what its voters want.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 05:03 AM (vvmPQ)

245 are there any Rubio people here? Does he still think he can win?

Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 05:03 AM (zOTsN)

246 I hope that is a joke? Posted by: Nevergiveup After the last eight years, that would surprise you?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 30, 2016 05:03 AM (9krrF)

247 They will do ANYTHING to get their amnesty candidate

Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 05:04 AM (zOTsN)

248 ...The Senate is still projected to flip 4 seats to the Dems, resulting in a tie. The House is still projected to flip 12 seats to the Dems, with Ryan remaining speaker... Flip 4 seats from RINO to Dem? So no Reed (retired) and F-face relegated to minority RINO leader. Ryan is worse than a Dem. Maybe 13 will flip and maybe Ryan will be the one to go.

Posted by: scorecard at March 30, 2016 05:04 AM (Bbcs8)

249 this restriction on narcotic painkillers must be a blow to michelle fields...with her tragic injuries and all

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2016 05:05 AM (c6/9Q)

250 >>Rubio keeping his delegates? Does this mean he thinks he will be anointed at the convention?

I think it's just to spoil it for the other candidates still in the race, but who knows? Maybe he's been promised something from the GOPe for doing this...

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 30, 2016 05:05 AM (NOIQH)

251 >>out: painkillers in: medical marijuana ! My back doctor strongly encouraged me to go for medical marijuana over narcotics. Personally, oxycodone did almost nothing for me. I didn't even finish the prescription.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 05:05 AM (/tuJf)

252 244  But I have been shocked once, and I did not enjoy it at all.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 10:02 AM (Zu3d9)


Oh I have been shocked many times.  I have even been hot with 15,000V off of the high voltage anode tube on a color TV. Just don't be standing barefooted on the ground or a wet floor.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 05:05 AM (vvmPQ)

253 >>out: painkillers



in: meth!

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 30, 2016 05:06 AM (NOIQH)

254 246 are there any Rubio people here? Does he still think he can win?

Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 10:03 AM (zOTsN)


If there are they will never admit it to the rest of the Morons.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 05:06 AM (vvmPQ)

255 I think it's just to spoil it for the other candidates still in the race, but who knows? Maybe he's been promised something from the GOPe for doing this... Posted by: Lizzy Or maybe he's just delusional. Which seems to fit with his pattern of behavior to date, to be terribly honest.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 30, 2016 05:07 AM (9krrF)

256 Oh I have been shocked many times. I have even been hot with 15,000V off of the high voltage anode tube on a color TV. Just don't be standing barefooted on the ground or a wet floor. No wonder you have such an electric personality!

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 05:07 AM (W2taJ)

257 248 They will do ANYTHING to get their amnesty candidate ------------------------------------------------- I think it's the same strategy Kasich is using: the convention will be contested and everyone and anyone[/] has a chance to get the nomination. It'll be entertaining, especially as the TrumpTrain seems now to be sputtering.

Posted by: MTF at March 30, 2016 05:07 AM (/m8T6)

258 But I have been shocked once, and I did not enjoy it at all. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 10:02 AM (Zu3d9 I will do minimal electrical things. When it comes to Service Panels, my philosophy is that is why there are electricians listed in the yellow pages.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 05:07 AM (voOPb)

259 oops

Posted by: MTF at March 30, 2016 05:07 AM (/m8T6)

260 ...They will do ANYTHING to get their amnesty candidate... Funny thing is the world economy is tanking big time and the States and Feds are about to run out of other people's money. All these freeloaders will go back home cause the weather is warmer. DC will want to build a wall to try and keep them all here.

Posted by: scorecard at March 30, 2016 05:07 AM (Bbcs8)

261 245 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 10:03 AM (vvmPQ) The Rube-ee-oh fans are deluded enough to think that "no means no" on Amigo Grande means "Si Si Puerde Mi Amigo"... nominate the Rube GOP I dare you.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 05:08 AM (g8Hfr)

262 Rubio keeping his delegates? Does this mean he thinks he will be anointed at the convention? I think it's just to spoil it for the other candidates still in the race, but who knows? Maybe he's been promised something from the GOPe for doing this... Posted by: Lizzy One is dependent on the other. They are running spoilers and hanging on to delegates so as to fuck over the people actually running in the primaries. But we'll be expected to support whatever gets spat out after a voting process that will make six coin tosses look honest.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 05:08 AM (326rv)

263 I think it's just to spoil it for the other candidates still in the race, but who knows? Maybe he's been promised something from the GOPe for doing this... Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 10:05 AM (NOIQH) I think Rubio realizes that he's toast as a permanent fixture in Washington. He is going to trade his delegates for whatever helps keeping him at the government trough for as long as possible. My opinion...

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 05:08 AM (4ng05)

264 It'll be entertaining, especially as the TrumpTrain seems now to be sputtering. Fucker went from "useful bludgeon" to "cursed sword of berserking". Really, really, really finding new depths to my hatred of this political season.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 30, 2016 05:08 AM (9krrF)

265 where's the fucking mop? this place is filthy.

Posted by: MTF, speaking to you live from the barrel at March 30, 2016 05:08 AM (/m8T6)

266 250 this restriction on narcotic painkillers must be a blow to michelle fields...with her tragic injuries and all Posted by: runner at March 30, 2016 10:05 AM (c6/9Q) Doesn't help phantom limb pain.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2016 05:08 AM (0mRoj)

267 261 Posted by: scorecard at March 30, 2016 10:07 AM (Bbcs Donkey don't care just as long as they continue to vote for undermining the US' power.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 05:08 AM (g8Hfr)

268 259 But I have been shocked once, and I did not enjoy it at all. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 10:02 AM (Zu3d9 I will do minimal electrical things. When it comes to Service Panels, my philosophy is that is why there are electricians listed in the yellow pages. Wanna have fun? Work with an electric fence for animals. Since it's low voltage dc you tend to get stupid.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 05:09 AM (W2taJ)

269 This question can only be resolved with video. Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at March 30, 2016 09:51 AM (nIGPZ) No, it must be done in the traditional manner that disputes between campaigns and the press are decided. Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots best of two out of three.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - You make Me Want to SHOUT! at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2016 05:09 AM (hLRSq)

270 Oh, Kasich is the son of a mailman, just not that mailman...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at March 30, 2016 05:09 AM (BK3ZS)

271 Rubio wants credit as King maker at the very least I guess Well fuck him and Rick Wilson and all the rest of Rubios smear merchants

Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 05:11 AM (zOTsN)

272 Does anyone have any polling showing Rubio against Hillary? If any of it is half-assed decent, count on them recycling him. They'll ignore that he got blown out in Florida, and hail him as the great off-white hope. They'll be back on script.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 05:12 AM (326rv)

273 Fredo pushing muslim immigration again. What a fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 05:12 AM (DUoqb)

274 My husband got electrocuted by his F 4. He was dorked up for a couple of days

Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 05:13 AM (zOTsN)

275 Wanna have fun? Work with an electric fence for animals. Since it's low voltage dc you tend to get stupid. Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 10:09 AM (W2taJ My father in law was a dairy farmer. Helped him fence many a time. And I usually zapped myself once during the weekend. Good times.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 05:13 AM (voOPb)

276 They push for a party trying to mainstream recreational drug use while also trying to restrict medicinal narcotics...
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 08:24 AM (g8Hfr)
______________________________________


Meth must be a helluva diet aid.. I've never seen a fat tweeker.
We just need to work on the marketing.

Posted by: IP at March 30, 2016 05:14 AM (aQQbl)

277 From the sidebar: I see where Kirsten Powers has acknowledged that the GOP brought this revolt on themselves. I wonder if she would ever acknowledge that the Dems have the same thing coming in spades, if the black community ever realizes how much they've been exploited and taken for granted by the Dem party?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 05:14 AM (4ng05)

278 Fredo pushing muslim immigration again. What a fuck Posted by: Nevergiveup At this point, after Trump and obama, anyone running to the right of JEF, and able to speak in complete sentences will look better on this topic. Which means any of the clown car candidates have a nominal chance. But how will the base react?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 05:14 AM (326rv)

279 I've gotten zapped by house current a couple of times. It was really weird, like having a severe muscle spasm.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2016 05:14 AM (0mRoj)

280 >>out: painkillers in: medical marijuana ! My back doctor strongly encouraged me to go for medical marijuana over narcotics. Personally, oxycodone did almost nothing for me. I didn't even finish the prescription. Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 10:05 AM (/tuJf) Medical Marijuana You'll still feel the pain But give no fucks about it!!! Now in the convenient brownie pack!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2016 05:14 AM (2rmvw)

281 Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 10:09 AM (W2taJ)

I have a manual transfer switch for a generator (my power grid is old). I want to rewire it so one switch powers two circuits. They draw almost nothing (peak 500 watts total for both circuits), so it makes perfect sense, and I know exactly how it should be done.

I'm still going to pay an electrician.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 05:15 AM (Zu3d9)

282 if the black community ever realizes how much they've been exploited and taken for granted by the Dem party? Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 10:14 AM (4ng05) Sigh, yeah, when bulls grow tits

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 05:15 AM (DUoqb)

283 Cruz caught lying again! At the Wisconsin town hall, he said his favorite food was cheese. But in 2013 he said his favorite food was beef enchiladas! http://goo.gl/RyxahV Lyin' Ted - he holds the cheese high, then he puts it down and eats beef enchiladas!

Posted by: VidOmnia at March 30, 2016 05:15 AM (Jwcsm)

284 What is this? The millionth time the Trump Train has derailed? Just trying to keep up here.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Is this finally "the" time? at March 30, 2016 05:16 AM (WVsWD)

285 Meth must be a helluva diet aid.. I've never seen a fat tweeker. Weren't a number of appetite suppressants pulled or reformulated because they were being used to make meth?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 30, 2016 05:16 AM (9krrF)

286 I don't see Trump sputtering. The big states of CA and NY haven't even voted yet and he will take those

Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 05:17 AM (zOTsN)

287 I see where Kirsten Powers has acknowledged that the GOP brought this revolt on themselves. I wonder if she would ever acknowledge that the Dems have the same thing coming in spades, if the black community ever realizes how much they've been exploited and taken for granted by the Dem party? Posted by: Mr Macca Bean It's not as big a deal for them.Why acknowledge it? The GOP does have a problem, and it has been apparent since at least 2010. The dems have always had fringe candidates running to the left of their main candidate. 2000 was the one time it bit them. And that's not likely to be repeated.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 05:17 AM (326rv)

288 "abuse out there caused this. " Nevergiveuo, Abusers should not even be weighed in the equation. It's far more important that patients in pain have dignity and no extra burdens and access to medication to live optimally. Your priorities are misplaced.

Posted by: sarahw at March 30, 2016 05:17 AM (3fTXW)

289 Fredo pushing muslim immigration again. What a fuck Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 10:12 AM (DUoqb) Barky said that he had already been to "57 states" of the Organization of the islamic Conference. He's just trying to make this nation - "the largest muslim nation on Earth" - the 58th. Because muslims don't have enough nations, already ...

Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 30, 2016 05:17 AM (zc3Db)

290 Doesn't help phantom limb pain.



I've seen the video.  don't know how she survived.  it should have an r rating for violence.  in fact: #michelefieldsmatters ! dammit !!

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2016 05:17 AM (c6/9Q)

291 286 Meth must be a helluva diet aid.. I've never seen a fat tweeker. Weren't a number of appetite suppressants pulled or reformulated because they were being used to make meth? Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 30, 2016 10:16 AM (9krrF) I thought they were pulled because they essentially were meth, or at least uppers.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2016 05:18 AM (0mRoj)

292 They were using over the counter decongestants to make meth

Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 05:18 AM (zOTsN)

293 @274 It's not just the SCOAMF. The entire political industrial complex is pushing to get as many people from third world shothles into western countries as quickly as possible. It's mass cultural suicide forced on the majority by the ruling elites. Paul Ryan and the GOPe are just as culpable in this as the SCOAMF.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 30, 2016 05:18 AM (1toUZ)

294 Was coverin' Trump, and it was a gas Soon found out I had an arm of glass Was doin' my thing, only to fi-i-ind Get too close, knocked on behind Was coverin' West, and it was divine Soon found out, I was just his kind Seemed like a good thing but I was so bli-i-ind Got too close, groped my behind In between Accusing NYPD of crossing the line And attention whoring tryin' to make prime time That bitch Megyn Kelly in the seat that's mine If I fear I'm boring you it's just no good Guess what next I will do ooh ... ooh ... ooh oh ooh ... ooh ... ooh oh

Posted by: Fieldsy at March 30, 2016 05:18 AM (W+w2W)

295 It's far more important that patients in pain have dignity and no extra burdens and access to medication to live optimally. Your priorities are misplaced. Posted by: sarahw at March 30, 2016 10:17 AM (3fTXW) NO not at all. I see the abuse all the time and nobody is denying anyone who needs those meds the ability to get them. ONLY allowing a 90 day supply before a new RX is needed is not draconian.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 05:19 AM (DUoqb)

296 You may have missed it, Argentina now has expanded its territorial waters out 350 miles. 
Personally I don't know why they don't just claim everything this side of the 7 mile limit of Western Africa, but that's just me

http://preview.tinyurl.com/z9ac3z7

Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2016 05:19 AM (XQHkt)

297 293 They were using over the counter decongestants to make meth Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 10:18 AM (zOTsN) Sudafed/pseudoephedrine. You can thank them, the PATRIOT Act and local laws for being treated like a criminal every time you want to unstuff your congested nose.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2016 05:19 AM (0mRoj)

298 My back doctor strongly encouraged me to go for medical marijuana over narcotics. Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 10:05 AM (/tuJf) I'd look for a new doctor. Only a total idiot would even think that weed serves any useful purpose as a pain killer.

Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 30, 2016 05:20 AM (zc3Db)

299 Medical marijuana is being actively pushed as substitute, this is related to Obama crony schemes, "abuse centers", and a host of the usual suspects.

Posted by: sarahw at March 30, 2016 05:20 AM (3fTXW)

300 White House Uses Black Girl Crying Because Obama Cant Usurp The Constitution With A Third Term For Propaganda Purposes Shameless. Weasel Zippers It'a all about him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 05:20 AM (DUoqb)

301 "I've seen the video. don't know how she survived." The same people that put Steve Austin back together did a bang up job on her arm. You might even say that it is stronger than before.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. They put humpty fields back together. at March 30, 2016 05:21 AM (WVsWD)

302 I don't see Trump sputtering. The big states of CA and NY haven't even voted yet and he will take those Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 10:17 AM (zOTsN) The rabid, mouth-foaming Trump-haters and ace butt kissers mistake the spittle spraying out of their mouths for someone else's "sputtering". An understandable mistake.

Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 30, 2016 05:22 AM (zc3Db)

303 Yea, I remember when Pseudoephedrine was the "scourge of the earth" and led to the registry for sudafed we have now.
Stupid junkies, this is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: IP at March 30, 2016 05:22 AM (aQQbl)

304 296 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 10:19 AM (DUoqb) Again in a nation hot to legalize pot we are arguing over chemically sound pill abuse? F**k it...legalize it all....rock 'til you drop let the bodies hit the floor. Don't just legalize it, subsidize it... No drug testing for welfare instead make sure EVERY addict is state subsidized from cradle to grave. At some point the productive will outnumber the grifters again.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 05:22 AM (g8Hfr)

305 @92- Forget it franksalterego... doesn't fit the narrative.

Posted by: teej at March 30, 2016 05:22 AM (E9vLe)

306 299 Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 30, 2016 10:20 AM (zc3Db) Come now...if one gets stoned enough they are not going to do anything productive enough to hurt their back. We should be delivering the noble folk's stash right to their door in bulk.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 05:24 AM (g8Hfr)

307 300 Medical marijuana is being actively pushed as substitute, this is related to Obama crony schemes, "abuse centers", and a host of the usual suspects. Posted by: sarahw at March 30, 2016 10:20 AM (3fTXW) Whatever the reason, I consider myself lucky to be in a state where I can access it. With the BS going on with other 'real medical' options, at least this is easy to get and it's even somewhat effective.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 05:24 AM (4ng05)

308 The same people that put Steve Austin back together did a bang up job on her arm. You might even say that it is stronger than before. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. They put humpty fields back together. at March 30, 2016 10:21 AM (WVsWD) Long ago in a Universe far away when Israel had only 3 TV channels, they used to show the 6 Million dollar man all the time. And on little boy was introduced to me once by my name and where I was from and he looked up at me with amazement and said " Steve, Ma America?" ( Steve from America?) thinking I was Steve Austin.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 05:24 AM (DUoqb)

309 The same people that put Steve Austin back together did a bang up job on her arm. You might even say that it is stronger than before. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. They put humpty fields back together. at March 30, 2016 10:21 AM (WVsWD) Michelle Fields is really Lindsay Wagner? She looks damn good for her age.

Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 30, 2016 05:24 AM (zc3Db)

310 White House Uses Black Girl Crying Lemme guess; she was denied school choice by JEF? She was denied a decent meal by Mooch? Her new obamacare provider is Kermit Gosnell?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 05:24 AM (326rv)

311 Meth must be a helluva diet aid.. I've never seen a fat tweeker. We just need to work on the marketing. Posted by: IP at March 30, 2016 10:14 AM (aQQbl) NGU could work on the dental angle

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 05:25 AM (voOPb)

312 >>I'd look for a new doctor. Only a total idiot would even think that weed serves any useful purpose as a pain killer. Hell of a good doctor. I'm way ahead of schedule on the recovery front. He's just a crusader against narcotics. Claims that far too many of his peers hand them out like candy to get patients to stop complaining. Your claims about MM are disputed by a large percentage of the medical community.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 05:25 AM (/tuJf)

313 Yea, I remember when Pseudoephedrine was the "scourge of the earth" and led to the registry for sudafed we have now. Stupid junkies, this is why we can't have nice things. Posted by: IP at March 30, 2016 10:22 AM (aQQbl) Don't blame the junkies. Blame the idiots who took the minor percentage of junkies and forced laws to combat them on the rest of us - for NO GOOD REASON.

Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 30, 2016 05:26 AM (zc3Db)

314 @305 I can't even get injectie b12 without a prescription and my doctor won't even prescribe that but I can get him to give me a medicinal pot scrip easy peasy. It's a mad, mad, mad world we're living in.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 30, 2016 05:26 AM (1toUZ)

315 313 Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 10:25 AM (/tuJf) I hear Krakodil helps bones knit faster or something....it's like Stoner approved. Medical Krakodil!

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 05:26 AM (g8Hfr)

316 274 Fredo pushing muslim immigration again. What a fuck Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 10:12 AM (DUoqb) If he tells us to look to the European example then we know for certain that he's spent the last 7 years on coke and semen.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at March 30, 2016 05:26 AM (nIGPZ)

317 Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 10:22 AM (g8Hfr)
____________


I read an essay a year or so ago spouting this very idea. It boiled down to legalize it all, but only if you don't mind stepping over bodies.
Let Darwin, win.

Posted by: IP at March 30, 2016 05:26 AM (aQQbl)

318 Some of the real-life players in the Anita Hill saga claim that the cable network is anti-Republican in the way the film portrays events. In 1991, Anita Hill riveted the nation with televised accusations of unseemly behavior at the hands of Supreme Court nominee Clarence Thomas. She alleged her former boss engaged her in unwanted discussions about pubic hair on Coke cans and porn movies starring Long Dong Silver. Thomas, nominated by Republican President George H.W. Bush, was confirmed largely along party lines. HBO now hopes to attract a similarly raptured audience with its retelling of that historical moment in a movie called Confirmation, produced by Michael London and Susannah Grant, that airs on April 16. The film stars Kerry Washington as Hill and Wendell Pierce as Thomas. But behind the scenes, a drama is playing out now that might be as politically partisan as the hearings were themselves. Some involved in the hearings are complaining that HBO has manufactured a hit job against Republicans while the network maintains it is telling an important, non-partisan story about an event that forever changed the definition of sexual harassment. I hate HBO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 05:27 AM (DUoqb)

319 The same people that put Steve Austin back together When did Stone Cold fall apart? F'n wrestling!

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 05:27 AM (W2taJ)

320
i've heard that angelina jolie is planning a movie about michelle field's ordeal: "a tale of my arm, a survivor's story" ... or something like that. 

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2016 05:27 AM (c6/9Q)

321 Knock knock. Who's there? Rape, rape, rape...f**k you whitey. - Margaret Cho

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 30, 2016 05:28 AM (Nwg0u)

322 Some people think it's going to be Michonne who gets Lucilled. I sort of agree.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 30, 2016 05:28 AM (iQIUe)

323 "( Steve from America?) thinking I was Steve Austin. Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 10:24 AM (DUoqb) With out going into detail, in a way, you are. "Lindsay Wagner" Back when I was allowed to have opinions about pretty Ladies, Lindsay would have qualified.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. They put humpty fields back together. at March 30, 2016 05:28 AM (WVsWD)

324 315 Posted by: Kreplach at March 30, 2016 10:26 AM (1toUZ) In essence we are living under the scourge of every whack-job, fucktard Lysenkoist based special interest group getting their "fuck you dad" on the last 7 years... the good news is we are seven years into Idiocracy Nation The bad news is we are never coming out of it. You need a scrip for vitamins.... they hand you a scrip for a recreational cannaboid.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 05:29 AM (g8Hfr)

325 Your claims about MM are disputed by a large percentage of the medical community. Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 10:25 AM (/tuJf) So what? I happen to be correct and they're not. Of course, this is the same "medical community" that claimed for decades that pot had no medicinal use, at all. Som there's that. And you want to defend a doctor who thinks you should smoke pot instead of getting narcotics for pain? Good for you. You deserve each other.

Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 30, 2016 05:29 AM (zc3Db)

326 I am...the arm. And I...sound like this! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOBBBbbb...

Posted by: Michelle Field's arm at March 30, 2016 05:30 AM (0mRoj)

327 318 Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 10:22 AM (g8Hfr) ____________ I read an essay a year or so ago spouting this very idea. It boiled down to legalize it all, but only if you don't mind stepping over bodies. Let Darwin, win. Posted by: IP I'll go even farther. Remove ALL warning labels on EVERYTHING. Unhandcuff Darwin and really let him win!

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at March 30, 2016 05:30 AM (W2taJ)

328 I should be ambassador to Lichtenstein. I'd whip those Lickystains into shape.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 30, 2016 05:30 AM (Nwg0u)

329 Your claims about MM are disputed by a large percentage of the medical community. Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 10:25 AM (/tuJf) I don't use a doctor to get it. Don't have to - - Colorado. And I could give a shit about however large the percentage of the medical community is that disputes it.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 05:31 AM (4ng05)

330 Looks like Rubio is running a zombie campaign to be the nom at a contested convention

Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 05:31 AM (zOTsN)

331 >>So what? I happen to be correct and they're not. Of course, this is the same "medical community" that claimed for decades that pot had no medicinal use, at all. Som there's that. It must be a burden for you to be right all the time.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 05:31 AM (/tuJf)

332 Pot is a relaxer not really a pain killer but if you have chronic spasms then pot works pretty well. If you.are in recovering from surgery pain, then pot.will put your head in a fog but not alleviate anything. I tried it as a pain killer for.migraines and it increased the pain because my blood vessels needed to.constrict, not relax. Like any drug, pot.has it's uses for.specific purposes.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 30, 2016 05:32 AM (VuRZt)

333 318 Posted by: IP at March 30, 2016 10:26 AM (aQQbl) Western Civ is blowing its brains out, the more liberals and useless feeders we get to do that figuratively via drug (ab)use the more likely it is we can exert influence over "what comes next." Key point to remember is "the future belongs to those who can be assed to show up, and be able to tie their shoes in so doing."

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 05:32 AM (g8Hfr)

334 CBD has graced us with art, which is even nood(ish).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 30, 2016 05:33 AM (GDulk)

335 Looks like Rubio is running a zombie campaign to be the nom at a contested convention Posted by: ThunderB Why not? He was one of the favored contenders before it Went To Shit. None of the three remainders are likely to make 1237. Katshit has no organic support. The result is probably gonna be Someone Else. He qualifies.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 05:33 AM (326rv)

336 It must be a burden for you to be right all the time. Hell, it's like anything else Jack. Tough at first, but you just get used to it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2016 05:33 AM (W+w2W)

337 It must be a burden for you to be right all the time. Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 10:31 AM (/tuJf) It's more fun than anything.

Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 30, 2016 05:33 AM (zc3Db)

338 I now see Michelle Fields as the Charlize Theron character in Mad Max Thunder Road

Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 05:34 AM (zOTsN)

339 Saudi government wants to EXECUTE gay people who show their sexuality in public & online The UN Human Rights Council ( or what ever the fuck they call it now a days) will get right on it and condemn Israel.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 05:34 AM (DUoqb)

340 I wonder if Guv Cuomo would let his granddaughter go into the restroom with 6'4", 220 lbs., Bruno, the pretend girl.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 30, 2016 05:34 AM (Nwg0u)

341 Instead of outlawing while texting, we should encourage it. Especially at busy intersections that have shit tons of bus traffic. Cull the herd. No offense Mr. Moo Moo

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Come on admit it. You moo at the cows too. at March 30, 2016 05:34 AM (WVsWD)

342 TMI maybe.
 I joke about it because I'm living with the repercussions of two stepkids and meth addiction.
Go ahead and say pot isn't a gateway, I'll say "for you perhaps" but for these two it certainly was.
Medicinal they said... Natural they said... It's harmless, it's my life, so leave me alone old man.
Sure it's harmless, right up until your inhibitions go away and you fire up the torch on the aluminum foil.
Each day clean is celebrated in our house. One is 90 days today, one is 135.


Posted by: IP at March 30, 2016 05:35 AM (aQQbl)

343 333 Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 30, 2016 10:32 AM (VuRZt) That is unobjectionable, of course now let's climb the mountain of "evil tobacco which also has medicinal use is a scourge 'cause smoke ruins your lungs and stuff" being squared with "toke it in deep and hold it comrade" as regards pot. If fuckers want to inject liquid drano who am I to care or stop them?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 05:35 AM (g8Hfr)

344 341 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 10:34 AM (DUoqb) Quite... I'll hold my breath waiting for Tim Cook, Jerry Brown, and Mario Coomo to get right on boycotting the Kingdom.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 05:36 AM (g8Hfr)

345 340 I now see Michelle Fields as the Charlize Theron character in Mad Max Thunder Road Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 10:34 AM (zOTsN) Reporterator Furiosa!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2016 05:37 AM (0mRoj)

346 Read with interest Michael Tanner's aricle on jobs in the sidebar. Very short on specifics about what new job growth in America will be, if not in manufacturing. From what I could glean, will be in service sector economy, no matter how he tried to put a shine on it. If that's the case, there are lots of pitfalls there.

Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2016 05:37 AM (FqXvH)

347 Not a lot of discussion on what the Finns are about to do - basically end welfare by giving everyone a no questions asked check. And, getting rid of the whole welfare infrastructure. I predict lots of losers will cash their checks, blow it on drugs, and then move to Sweden. So, it sounds like a great plan.

Posted by: Jean at March 30, 2016 05:38 AM (cXiMR)

348 341 Saudi government wants to EXECUTE gay people who show their sexuality in public & online The UN Human Rights Council ( or what ever the fuck they call it now a days) will get right on it and condemn Israel. Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 10:34 AM (DUoqb) Well, I'm certain that we could all agree with the president and other western leaders, when they tell us that Saudi Arabia, home of Mecca, one of the holiest sites in Islam, doesn't represent Islam. And besides... It's not who we are.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 05:38 AM (4ng05)

349 >>Pot is a relaxer not really a pain killer but if you have chronic spasms then pot works pretty well. If you.are in recovering from surgery pain, then pot.will put your head in a fog but not alleviate anything. That's not actually true. Quite a few studies that show that THC is an effective pain reliever for certain circumstances.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 05:38 AM (/tuJf)

350 349 Posted by: Jean at March 30, 2016 10:38 AM (cXiMR) If I could just learn Finnish...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 05:38 AM (g8Hfr)

351 I have to deal with prescription medication addicts daily. These pain management doctors are nothing more than legal drug pushers. I also have too many cases where these patients are selling or sharing their scripts.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 30, 2016 05:41 AM (MSiSP)

352 If I could just learn Finnish... Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 10:38 AM (g8Hfr) How's your supply of umlauts?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Umlaut Friendly. at March 30, 2016 05:41 AM (WVsWD)

353 97 If we are talking of forming a Moron government, still want to be ambassador to Japan. Dibs on Minister of Ecchi Subways! Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 30, 2016 10:33 AM (Kucy5) I want to be the minister of cute, cosplay girls with big tits and pastel hair. They'll have that, right?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 05:41 AM (4ng05)

354 this restriction on narcotic painkillers must be a blow to michelle fields...with her tragic injuries and all

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2016 10:05 AM (c6/9Q)


Well, thankfully she's still in a coma, and can't feel the pain yet.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 30, 2016 05:43 AM (0IhFx)

355 I have to deal with prescription medication addicts daily. These pain management doctors are nothing more than legal drug pushers. I also have too many cases where these patients are selling or sharing their scripts. Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck Were these people with legitimate medical issues? Did they become addicted by prescribed use? Do you think that these were people vulnerable to addiction and that was the cause? Or are these being misprescribed?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 05:43 AM (326rv)

356 HBO is doing yet another Clarence Thomas/Anita Hill drama. See Drudge.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 30, 2016 05:43 AM (Nwg0u)

357 Probly best that I got willowed.
Let's talk art....

Posted by: IP at March 30, 2016 05:43 AM (aQQbl)

358 this restriction on narcotic painkillers must be a blow to michelle fields...with her tragic injuries and all Posted by: runner at March 30, 2016 10:05 AM (c6/9Q) Well, thankfully she's still in a coma, and can't feel the pain yet. Posted by: Sticky Wicket If she still had an arm, she could have that holy joint...alas....

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 05:44 AM (326rv)

359 >>White House Uses Black Girl Crying


Yeah, the Obamas were all "boo hoo, this is our last Easter Egg Roll!" on Monday, prompting an outpouring of media public displays of sadness that historic first was almost done.

As long as this isn't some PR move to initiate a push for a 3rd term, via a vote or shenanigans.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 30, 2016 05:44 AM (NOIQH)

360 Well, thankfully she's still in a coma, and can't feel the pain yet. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 30, 2016 10:43 AM (0IhFx) Coma? I heard that the Minister was having trouble finding a volunteer to do the Eulogy.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Bring on the Undertaker. at March 30, 2016 05:45 AM (WVsWD)

361 Speaking of drugs both legal and illegal, check out today's Market Ticker: http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=231280

Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2016 05:45 AM (zoehZ)

362 As long as this isn't some PR move to initiate a push for a 3rd term, via a vote or shenanigans. Posted by: Lizzy Wanna bet that there will be a scripted 'spontaneous' movement to draft him for a 3rd term at the convention? It'd be great TV for their base. if nothing else, it might mobilize the black vote.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 05:46 AM (326rv)

363 Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 10:43 AM (326rv) Yes to all of the above but I would add that some who are now addicted were not necessarily presupposed to addiction. A lot are like Limbaugh.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 30, 2016 05:46 AM (MSiSP)

364 Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 10:43 AM (326rv) Yes to all of the above but I would add that some who are now addicted were not necessarily presupposed to addiction. A lot are like Limbaugh. Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck So there's a certain amount of risk that a healthy person might become addicted through normal use?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 05:47 AM (326rv)

365 Again, this concern for chipper pleasure-addicts is misplaced. 354 I have to deal with prescription medication addicts daily. These pain management doctors are nothing more than legal drug pushers. I also have too many cases where these patients are selling or sharing their scripts. Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 30, 2016 10:41 AM (MSiSP)

Posted by: sarahw at March 30, 2016 05:47 AM (3fTXW)

366 >>So there's a certain amount of risk that a healthy person might become addicted through normal use? Yes. Which is why quite a few doctors are looking to alternatives to narcotics.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 05:50 AM (/tuJf)

367 Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 10:47 AM (326rv) Yes that is why it's up to the doctor to prescribe medication properly.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 30, 2016 05:51 AM (MSiSP)

368 Little turd lawnmower kid came out to run the lawn mower in circles for hours again today (3rd day in a row).


Thankfully it shut off shortly after he started.  Hopefully it is out of gas and they have no more over there.  Kids here are own spring break and I am sure he is some relation they are babysitting.   And hopefully he will be back in school next week.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 05:51 AM (vvmPQ)

369 Posted by: sarahw at March 30, 2016 10:47 AM (3fTXW) That's not my concern.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 30, 2016 05:52 AM (MSiSP)

370
I don't use a doctor to get it. Don't have to - - Colorado. And I could give a shit about however large the percentage of the medical community is that disputes it.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 10:31 AM (4ng05)


Good for you.
Congratulations.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2016 05:53 AM (XQHkt)

371 nood

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 05:54 AM (vvmPQ)

372 Something I wondered about "MM" was what made it work. They really do have synthetic THC (not the bath salts stuff) in pill form and have for at least a decade. How is smoking a superior delivery system to a pill?

Posted by: Tilikum KAW SPI at March 30, 2016 05:55 AM (u0kqM)

373 >>How is smoking a superior delivery system to a pill? I don't know that it is. You can get it in RI in different forms, edible, smokable, mist, pills. It's pretty much up to the patient.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 05:58 AM (/tuJf)

374 How is smoking a superior delivery system to a pill? Posted by: Tilikum KAW SPI at March 30, 2016 10:55 AM (u0kqM) Honestly, smoking is one of the fastest methods of activation. The only method that is faster, I believe, is snorting. Of course. smoking pot is far worse for you than smoking tobacco ... but the "medical community" is happy to prescribe joints to smoke down and happy to see cigarette smokers arrested and tortured, for their own good, of course.

Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 30, 2016 05:58 AM (zc3Db)

375 They push for a party trying to mainstream recreational drug use while also trying to restrict medicinal narcotics...

The actual changes will just require more trips - billable trips - lovely ObamaCare billable trips.

Gotta make more sufficient opportunities.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at March 30, 2016 06:05 AM (DL2i+)

376 That way you can force him to take a stand on issues

Always count on AoSHQ horde for comedy.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at March 30, 2016 06:07 AM (DL2i+)

377 and although the blades spin freely, it still hums

Did you try the reset button on the disposer?
Does it hum, spin and not grind or
hum and not spin at all?

If it hums and doesn't spin you'd need to open it or an electrician to fix it.


Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at March 30, 2016 06:13 AM (DL2i+)

378 231 "As George would say, that's comedy gold, Jerry!" I said it first!

Posted by: Kenny Bania at March 30, 2016 07:02 AM (m4vcY)

379 John Hallenbeck - It is indeed. You are more concerned with patients parting with their meds to a recreational black market, ( which I could give a rats ass about) blocking legitimate patients from dependence, as if that is always necessarily good for the patient. Who cares if some loadie commits suicide or turns his liver to shoe leather? They simply don't count. People have a right to make bad choices that ruin their lives. They will continue to do that if they have to go heroin shopping. Other people who a dependent but functional are not a concern, either. Obama and a coterie of interested parties ("rehab" clinics, marijuana evangelists,) are very interested in creating a market for their services.

Posted by: sarahw at March 30, 2016 07:13 AM (3fTXW)

380 DATE CHECK: Hydrocodone article is two years old. This law was already passed and enacted. You are currently required to get a triplicate script (which not all doctors are legally allowed to write) for a thirty day supply (not three months like the article says). Legally doctors can give you three one-month supplies (three paper scripts) at one time but most doctors are refusing to do this (because of you lose one they can not write you another one) so now most people are having to go to their doctor's office every month. It's insanity and all it has punished is those with chronic pain who follow the rules.

Posted by: Jennifer at March 30, 2016 09:42 AM (JOEEZ)

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