July 28, 2005
— Ace Ummm, before you click on this, be aware it's 1, nudity (full frontal as regards dudes) and 2, it's not the sort of nudity you want to see.
Seriously. You know how we might kneejerkedly carp that naked-demonstration chicks are ugly, sort of ignoring the couple of cute PETA chicks who are actually kind of hot?
I have no idea what any of this proves, except maybe that not all transexuals are six foot tall and slender.
The commeter called this a form of "visual rape," which I thought was over the top, until I saw the bearded 300 pound transexual with breasts somewhere between man-titties and Janice Dickenson and the 60 year old dude with testicles the approximate shape and size of bean-bag furniture.
They set out to shock the straights... well played, anti-war lunatics. Very well played.
Thanks, of a sort, to Guy, via LGF.
Posted by: Sean M. at July 28, 2005 03:59 PM (xO71b)
Posted by: Craig Lueschow at July 28, 2005 04:02 PM (7Je5l)
Posted by: Silk at July 28, 2005 05:09 PM (v/869)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 28, 2005 05:27 PM (4AQKf)
How in the hell does one 'inflate the scrotum'?
That's something that would make a Yanamamo crindge
Posted by: dryheaving at July 28, 2005 05:30 PM (FB3Ef)
Posted by: Stormy70 at July 28, 2005 05:45 PM (rnJqo)
*Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo NO no NO no NOno NO nonono*
*pant pant pant*
Posted by: lauraw at July 28, 2005 06:00 PM (ywZa8)
Posted by: lauraw at July 28, 2005 06:23 PM (ywZa8)
The gore of war is better looking than naked hippies.
Posted by: lauraw at July 28, 2005 06:26 PM (ywZa8)
Cuz I totally trust lauraw's opinion.
And I don't EVEN want to know what the inflated scrotum thing was about.
Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at July 28, 2005 06:33 PM (JDJCW)
how does one inflate their damn scrotum!!!!
and with what? pot smoke?
Posted by: stilldryheaving at July 28, 2005 06:33 PM (FB3Ef)
Posted by: canuck at July 28, 2005 06:35 PM (hqRCw)
her titties weraaaaagghh (hwarf!)
and...and then...this guyaaaggh (BWAAAARFFFFFF)
PANT PANT PANT PANT
I'll tell ya...later
Posted by: lauraw at July 28, 2005 06:39 PM (ywZa8)
Posted by: the virginia wolf at July 28, 2005 07:07 PM (1o6T7)
Posted by: ted at July 28, 2005 07:07 PM (JqELD)
Geez, these folks just lost a bunch of college kids who don't know any better. They took one look and said, "Say, why don't we just hit the quad and grab some sun? Perhaps its rays will BURN OUR RETINAS!".
Posted by: Squatch at July 28, 2005 07:07 PM (2Swtu)
Posted by: Terry at July 28, 2005 07:18 PM (RLGT1)
Posted by: tachyonshyggy at July 28, 2005 07:26 PM (UcfiS)
Well, there it is!!!
Seriously, if the left isn't all about 'ME'!
What could be more 'ME' than walking around naked in public, for any fucking reason??!!
Posted by: Uncle Jefe at July 28, 2005 07:33 PM (f8hZ9)
actualy, nnnooo ... it's better I didn't.
Posted by: Knemon at July 28, 2005 07:39 PM (QaHR7)
Posted by: CraigC at July 28, 2005 07:45 PM (tuR4i)
Posted by: CraigC at July 28, 2005 07:46 PM (tuR4i)
I'm an SF native, but thankfully I've spent most of my life in Sonoma County.
I also carry a hand-written sign that I flash at the weekly 'peace' protesters (aka anti-American, left-over 60's hippie shitbags) that says 'To hell with Iraq, nuke Berkeley!'. I also have another I flash at them that says 'Hey peace pussy, go back to Berkeley!'
How can you stand living in that commie shithole??!!
Posted by: Uncle Jefe at July 28, 2005 07:54 PM (f8hZ9)
Art is beauty. Thus they are beautiful. ::sigh::
Posted by: Tom at July 28, 2005 07:59 PM (h29PS)
These moonbats need to be nurtured, cultivated, and indeed modestly and annonymously encouraged. They're a conservative secret weapon the like of which hasn't been seen in many many decades.
Posted by: tony at July 28, 2005 08:19 PM (98ED/)
The weather's nice, the food is good (though overpriced).
Don't plan on staying after I get my degree, but you never know ...
Posted by: Knemon at July 28, 2005 08:49 PM (QaHR7)
Posted by: Redhand at July 29, 2005 02:25 AM (TrmBs)
BTW, the scrotum can be temporarily "inflated" with a vacuum pump aparatus much like that used for penis pumping except the cylinder is much larger. Google it. Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: Lee at July 29, 2005 02:28 AM (O7j32)
But does anyone know how to get the mental afterimage out of your head? If nothing else works, I'll have to just kill myself.
Thanks, Ace, you bastard.
Posted by: Phinn at July 29, 2005 03:33 AM (DiZv6)
All that being said, I almost honked on my keyboard, ace. You oughta put up some big red flashing 72-point warning to the effect that this egregious display of excess adipose and pale flab could render the viewer blind and possibly impotent.
Nasty, that's what that was. Nasty.
I must now go wash my eyeballs with Clorox.
Posted by: Monty at July 29, 2005 03:36 AM (8K26L)
Now I have more sympathy with the people in horror movies. Specifically the ones who hear a sound suspiciously like an axe sinking into a human skull, so they decide to "investigate" by going into the basement unarmed and without a flashlight.
Posted by: Pompous at July 29, 2005 03:40 AM (pwn6J)
We should be very careful not to let our husbands or boyfriends see these photos. That is, if we still want them to be able to, uh, function.
This is like the anti-viagra.
Posted by: Lipstick at July 29, 2005 03:43 AM (TRszn)
Posted by: Scot at July 29, 2005 03:55 AM (GDOa/)
Posted by: Scot at July 29, 2005 03:56 AM (GDOa/)
*shudders, recalling the horror*
When Vasectomies Go Bad
me: what do you mean "uh-oh"? Don't be sayin "uh-oh".
Doc: I lost the end of the vesicle.
Doc: I'm gonna have to go dig around for it.
me: well, ok, I mean, you gave me the anesthetic. Remember, you called it a little "bee sting" (you bastard). I can't feel anything.
Doc: Yes, but you will experience surgically induced trauma.
me: what's that mean to me, uh, exactly?
Doc: you're gonna swell up like a grapefruit.
He said it was a one in a thousand occurrence. Lucky me.
Posted by: Dave in the Doctor's Office at July 29, 2005 04:15 AM (pzen5)
P.S. I'm laughing *with* you, not *at* your suffering (I think)
Posted by: BrewFan at July 29, 2005 04:27 AM (Byr3j)
I know that the San Francisco area is beautiful and all, with a nice climate, but jeez, I could never coexist with such freaks.
Posted by: stace at July 29, 2005 05:26 AM (A56/D)
Posted by: Dustyvet at July 29, 2005 05:48 AM (ywZa8)
Didn't help when my two year old took a flying leap at my lap while I was napping on the couch the day before.
When the doc gave me the first shot in one of the twins (righty, if I recall), my leg jerked and I kicked over the tray with the instruments. He got all pissed off, yelling that "those were sterile, now I've got to go get a whole nuther set"!
You can imagine I'm sure how uncomfortable it is to have a guy who's mad at you cutting on your balls.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 29, 2005 06:03 AM (pzen5)
Posted by: brak at July 29, 2005 06:07 AM (OuLOj)
Posted by: Lanceredstaterant at July 29, 2005 06:17 AM (w9wO1)
Posted by: J at July 29, 2005 06:33 AM (UKu9u)
Posted by: Karl Maher at July 29, 2005 06:36 AM (SxR3N)
To you guys who have seen these photos, well, think you can look at a boobie in the same way as before? Or will there always be a hideous memory snaking around in the back of your mind?
hehhehheh... Oh wait, there was that horrible scrotum guy too. Damn!!! Damn you Berkeley bastards!!!
Posted by: Lipstick at July 29, 2005 07:44 AM (TRszn)
Everybody talking about
Droopism, Nipism, Scrotumism, Crossism, Transism, Boobism,
This-ism, That-ism, ism, ism, ism,
All we are saying, is give clothes a chance!
All we are saying, is give clothes a chance!
Posted by: Chrees at July 29, 2005 08:08 AM (ofjz/)
The standard picture of the marine in his dress blues with a sword at shoulder rest next to anyone of the pictures from this moron convention. Quote underneath: "Who would you rather join?"
Posted by: kbiel at July 29, 2005 08:24 AM (KSCkS)
Posted by: Michael at July 29, 2005 08:57 AM (ycKg/)
Hey, dummy, keep up the good work. (God know nothing else is staying up.):
1) Maybe this we become popular enough that some attractive people will join. Then you can raise money selling "Protest Chicks Gone Wild" videos.
2) Normal people will turn away in huge numbers, and the GOP will gain new strength. IMHO one of the reasons President Bush won the election in 2004 was the nasty, ugly protests at the NY GOP convention.
3) Everyone will clearly see these idiots for what they are: freaks at the freakshow.
There's a difference between ignorance and stupidity: ignorance is curable.
Posted by: kevino at July 29, 2005 10:04 AM (lKgg+)
Posted by: Tiglath at July 29, 2005 10:19 AM (NqLqR)
I think on the average we would look a hell of alot better naked. Maybe we should try it.
Ace, you go first.
Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at July 29, 2005 11:44 AM (JDJCW)
Inflated scrotum? Dude/dudette? Oh, the humanity!
After viewing this monstrosity I 'enjoyed' a technicolor yawn. Now I just feel used and empty.
Posted by: cranky at July 29, 2005 05:30 PM (f1DfD)
Posted by: Ian at July 29, 2005 09:59 PM (Il50z)
As for not showing it to the menfolks lest it render them impotent, I dunno... I may show my husband because I'm going to look DAMN good by comparison. I may be nearly 37, but I'm a real hottie compared to this lot. As it turns out, liberals ARE good for people's self esteem. Who knew??
Posted by: Laura C at July 30, 2005 12:51 PM (QakHM)
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