May 30, 2017

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (5/30/17) It's A Tuesday But Feels Like A Monday ONT Edition
— Open Blogger

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(Illgen Falls, Silver Bay, MN)


Quotes of The Day

Quote I

I love the sounds and the power of pounding water, whether it is the waves or a waterfall. Mike May


Quote II

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. Abraham Lincoln


Quote III

I would like to be remembered as a - somebody who could rock your soul or make your cry with a song. And somebody who's kind, who loved to laugh, and loved his God. Gregg Allman


RIP, Gregg Allman.


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Someone once said, "Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional". Great Britain's largest jewelry heist pulled off by a group of retirees.

But when arrests were made the following month, Great Britain collectively gasped.

The Hatton Garden heist, it turned out, had been the work of a ragtag group of superannuated criminals. “Run? They can barely walk,” Danny Jones wrote to a reporter from jail. “One has cancer, he’s 76, another heart condition 68. another 75, can’t remember his name. Sixty-year-old with two new hips and knees.

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Perhaps these old timers should have checked out the following: 37 side hustle ideas.

In trying to come up with a side business idea, the two richest veins are 1) hobbies you already do for free, and 2) stuff people are unable or unwilling to do themselves. That latter category keeps on growing, as people are increasingly “outsourcing” their lives and becoming averse to doing little unpleasant tasks and chores themselves. However you feel about this trend, the market is definitely there for more and more outsourcing niches.

The ideas below generally fall into these two categories. Most will allow you to stick with Tyler’s suggested $100 budget and can be started right away. Maybe one will pique your interest, or will give you another idea. Certainly don’t limit yourself to this list.

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Ten unfinished nuclear power plants and their stories.


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The "Mother Hen Nannies" are at it again. It's time to regulate caffeine.

The health police are turning their sights to energy, calling for tobacco style regulations on caffeine and bans on energy drinks for young Americans.

Nutrition experts are calling on the federal government to heavily regulate the levels of caffeine permitted in energy drinks out of fear that the beverages are harming public health, particularly the youth.


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More Nannyism. More cheerleading. The mandated menu labeling continues its slow march.

One key sticking point in Washington is whether the federal rules should apply (as they now do in New York City) to grocery and convenience stores, along with pizza chains. This week, the USA Today editorial board weighed in on the issue. Apparently, the USA Today editors have never seen a less intractable problem than devising and complying with menu-labeling rules.

"It's not rocket science," the USA Today editors note. It's "so seemingly simple."

Isn't it even a little bit difficult? Nope.

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Arsenic poisoning and murder. CSI, 1856 style. The Marsh Test, fire and mirrors.

Dramatic though it is, this procedure is no showrunner’s invention: known as the Marsh test, the “terror of poisoners” was an important—and much debated—part of 19th-century courtroom drama. (Taboo’s portrayal is mostly accurate, but anachronistic—the show is set in 1814, while the test dates to 1836.) Used well into the 20th century, the Marsh test was for decades the center of ongoing dialogue between law and science, begging questions about the credibility of scientific testing and creating a role for expert testimony in criminal prosecution.


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Bill Whittle skewers Bill Nye, The Science Douche Guy

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The ONT Musical Interlude


May 30, 2014, Aretha Franklin received an honorary degree from Harvard University. The Soul legend became an honorary doctor of arts at the Harvard ceremony, which came a year after she was forced to cancel a string of concerts due to ill health. via thisdayinmusic.com

May 30, 2002, Diana Ross voluntarily entered a Malibu drug and alcohol rehabilitation center called Promises to "clear up some personal issues" before setting out on a summer concert tour. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Meet J. Todd Matthews identifier of dead bodies.

Now 47, Matthews was just 17 when he first visited the "Some Mother's Boy" gravesite. He'd read about the mysterious death in a Master Detective magazine issue that also told of another unsolved death: the "tent girl." That was the nickname given to Barbara Ann Hackman Taylor for the canvas material in which her body was found wrapped in 1968. Matthews's interest in unsolved deaths continued into adulthood, and 19 years ago, he leveraged the (relatively) early Internet to identify Hackmann Taylor, even though he had no formal law enforcement or forensics training.


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Joe Bob's America.

I would like to apologize in advance for not apologizing when people demand an apology.

Of course, when I don’t apologize, many people believe that my refusal to apologize means that I haven’t properly realized the depths of my evil, because the refusal itself is prima facie evidence that I’m even more depraved and clueless than originally believed, because surely all these repeated demands for me to apologize, increasing in volume and intensity, should have made me understand that I am wrong. The world took a vote and I lost, don’t I get that

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Higher education? No. The inmates are running the asylum. A really fun video to watch if you are so inclined.

Here are a few, er, highlight statements uttered during the protester takeover:

— “FUCK YOU, AND FUCK THE POLICE!”

— “Whiteness is the most violent fuckin’ system to ever breathe!”

— “I’m tired of white people talking about what black and brown people need.”

— “These white-ass faculty members need to be holding HIM, and HIM, and ALL these people accountable!”

— “FUCK YOU [President] GEORGE [Bridges], we don’t wanna listen to a GODDAMN thing you have to say! No, you shut the fuck up!”

— “I’m tellin’ you, you’re speakin’ to your ancestor, all right? We been here before you. We built these cities, we had civilization way before you ever had … comin’ out your caves.”

— “You have the fucking nerve to, like, fucking dehumanize our (unintelligible)!”

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You've heard of the old saying, "Fight fire with fire"? Now there is Fight bugs with modified bugs.

The first-ever release of insects with genetically-engineered "self-destruct" switches onto American farms is being heralded as an insecticide-free solution to the problem of agricultural pests. The effort, which is intended to curb the population of invasive diamondback moths, will be conducted at Cornell University's Agricultural Experiment Station in Geneva, 160 miles west of Albany, reports Phys.org.

"It costs $4-5 billion a year globally to manage this pest," said Anthony Shelton, a Cornell University researcher who's been studying the species for 40 years. "If you can manage it without using insecticides that can affect pollinators and other non-target organisms, that's a real advantage."

That's an awfully big IF Mr. Shelton.


Time will tell. However, if this fails The ONT doubts we will hear much about it. Something similar to the failed predictions of the climate change bullshit artists scientists.


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Unofficially, it is Summer. Picnics, vacations, beaches, swimming. The War on Women-Swimwear.

Photos are SFW


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40+ years after my first swimming lessons I remember the instructor's opening introduction. I don't swim in your toilet and you don't pee in my pool. Peeing in the pool is really bad for you and for everyone else.

Everyone pees in the pool. That’s the safe and well-informed assumption that many chemists studying the safety of public, chlorinated swimming pools make. But let’s face it: once you jump in the pool and smell and feel the chlorine surrounding you, you quickly forget about any potential pool-peers and trust the power of the chemicals in the water. That’s probably not the best idea, though. The chemical byproducts that result from your urine and the chlorine aren’t as benign as you may think. And in the end, everyone would be doing a great public service if they would just stop peeing.


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The lack of product knowledge or tonight's Genius Award Winner.

Need some bacon after hours? Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Talent.

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1 Huh

Posted by: Beavis at May 30, 2017 04:50 PM (vRcUp)

2 another good one MH

Posted by: concrete girl at May 30, 2017 04:50 PM (s26vG)

3 Still awake for the ONT.  Wowzers.  That Geritol (with twice the iron of a pound of calves liver) must be kickin' in.

Thank you Mis Hum.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 30, 2017 04:51 PM (RfzVr)

4 Cary Grant, Sammy Davis Jr. and Corbin Berensen? WTF?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 30, 2017 04:51 PM (vRcUp)

5 I'd love to get good enough at ironworking to make it a side hustle.  Ornamental ironwork and knives and stuff like that.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 30, 2017 04:53 PM (fKWf6)

6 The first-ever release of insects with genetically-engineered "self-destruct" switches onto American farms is being heralded as an insecticide-free solution to the problem of agricultural pests. They stole that from the movie Mimic. It resulted in giant cockroaches taking over the subway.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 30, 2017 04:54 PM (vRcUp)

7 5 I'd love to get good enough at ironworking to make it a side hustle. Ornamental ironwork and knives and stuff like that. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 30, 2017 09:53 PM (fKWf6) Us Cobs are still waiting for the AoSHQ Optical insurance to kick in

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 30, 2017 04:54 PM (ZTRlp)

8 Dean Martin had to be the coolest cat who has yet lived. If I could have a wish granted, it would be to hang out with the Rat Pack in Vegas in their '60s heyday.

Posted by: Sheppy at May 30, 2017 04:55 PM (8O3HH)

9 NINE!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at May 30, 2017 04:55 PM (6gk0M)

10 Hello, my lovelies!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 30, 2017 04:55 PM (tHwdc)

11 SLAP!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 30, 2017 04:57 PM (vw3vT)

12 I would like to be remembered as a - somebody who could rock your soul or make your cry with a song. And somebody who's kind, who loved to laugh, and loved his God. Gregg Allman Mission Accomplished.

Posted by: Shannon Wilsey at May 30, 2017 04:57 PM (fiGNd)

13 Chavez!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at May 30, 2017 04:58 PM (6gk0M)

14 "It's not rocket science," the USA Today editors note. It's "so seemingly simple." Unless you're the middle class, hard working entrepreneur who invested their life savings in your own pizza shop, and have to absorb the cost of this shit. I know people who've started bakeries, small restaurants, or purchased franchises. They're not rich people and starting a restaurant or bakery is pretty much doing nothing but working and sleeping at first. And if it fails you lose everything.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2017 04:58 PM (+lVUW)

15 Canada Outlaws Cis-Normative Dissent The Canadian Senate has outlawed doubleplusungood speech against anyone who refuses to accept the current "truth" of transgenderism. http://politicalhat.com/?p=13502

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 30, 2017 04:58 PM (vBeA5)

16 Democratic Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (Texas) scrubbed pictures of herself on location at Super Bowl LI following a Washington Free Beacon report on the congresswoman using campaign funds for tickets to the event.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 30, 2017 04:59 PM (e8kgV)

17 corgis called

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 30, 2017 04:59 PM (hMwEB)

18 Those who desire to regulate caffeine can suck my nuts.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 30, 2017 05:00 PM (0mRoj)

19 Some of these Firsts! should go the the less fast, less motivated  or those that don't care.  Because fairness.  Remember:

"None of us can be First! unless all of us are First!"
Barack Obama

Posted by: Ripley at May 30, 2017 05:01 PM (NbRJx)

20 Evening, Horde.

Posted by: fluffy at May 30, 2017 05:01 PM (jw2Xw)

21 18 Those who desire to regulate caffeine can suck my nuts. Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 30, 2017 10:00 PM (0mRoj) Are they made of do ?

Posted by: Arriane Garand at May 30, 2017 05:02 PM (fiGNd)

22 Martin, Davis and Sinatra. Those guys had more talent in their little fingers than a whole roomful of today's so called singers will ever have.

Posted by: Tuna at May 30, 2017 05:02 PM (jm1YL)

23 Also, Marble Hill Station in Indiana. Abandoned almost nuclear.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2017 05:02 PM (IqV8l)

24 Grass-fed, no ho' moans meaty! Thanks, MisHum! I

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2017 05:02 PM (DMUuz)

25 Art are. I wasn't called.

Posted by: A corgi at May 30, 2017 05:02 PM (TdMsT)

26 There just isn't a better game than baseball. The only game that can make me cry. We had a rookie pitcher, 25 years old. Pitched like a champ tonight. Now if the Royals can add a few more runs to give him the win that would be nice. Royals 1, Tigers 0. He walked off the field to a standing ovation. He's a keeper!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 30, 2017 05:03 PM (CNHr1)

27 It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. Abraham Lincoln But if you have vices it is not necessarily the case that you will have many virtues.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 30, 2017 05:03 PM (vRcUp)

28 — “I’m tellin’ you, you’re speakin’ to your ancestor, all right? We been here before you. We built these cities, we had civilization way before you ever had … comin’ out your caves.” Your scientist Yakub created me. Blame him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2017 05:05 PM (IqV8l)

29 Off sock. Of course, the original Rat Pack, led by Humprey Bogart would've been a gas as well. Lauren Bacall named it the Rat Pack. Bogie and his buddies would fly out to Vegas in the evening, party hard, then fly back in the morning. One morning, they all came dragging their asses back in, and Lauren said, "you look like a pack of g*ddamned rats!"

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 05:05 PM (8O3HH)

30 27 But if you have vices it is not necessarily the case that you will have many virtues. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 30, 2017 10:03 PM (vRcUp) Good point!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 30, 2017 05:05 PM (iMxBJ)

31 4 Cary Grant, Sammy Davis Jr. and Corbin Berensen? WTF? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 30, 2017 09:51 PM (vRcUp) That is the first time I have ever heard anyone liken Dean Martin to Cary Grant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 05:06 PM (ZgkX8)

32 One key sticking point in Washington is whether the federal rules should apply (as they now do in New York City) to grocery and convenience stores, along with pizza chains. Huh? Don't grocery stores already have calorie counts on all their products? Except for raw meat and vegetables. And you can easily look that up online if you want.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 30, 2017 05:06 PM (vRcUp)

33 in the late 20's Seaside Oregon passed a ban on women wearing tight silk swimwear away from the beach.  It was considered immodest.

And, I have to admit, some of the 20's women's suits were of a material a bit thinner than what is considered acceptable today, especially for a place that can get as windy and chill as the Oregon coast.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2017 05:06 PM (mkDpn)

34 Love the waterfall picture! Water is so soothing. I once stayed in a house with an indoor waterfall, wall-sized. Love that Supremes song. Love love live that last picture. Dean Martin, ooh la la.

Posted by: bluebell at May 30, 2017 05:06 PM (sBOL1)

35 "Martin, Davis and Sinatra. Those guys had more talent in their little fingers than a whole roomful of today's so called singers will ever have."

There's a recollection by a daughter of Dean Martin about her chatting with Sinatra, and his relating various professional methods he used while singing, and then telling her that her Dad hadn't ever needed or used any of those, that he was an untutored natural from the get-go.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 30, 2017 05:06 PM (ujwCG)

36 Casino. Joe Bob Briggs says check me out. Rickles was good too.

Posted by: Joe Bob Briggs at May 30, 2017 05:07 PM (bc2Lc)

37 In before 50?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 30, 2017 05:07 PM (e9G8E)

38 Hmmm, while the woman could definitely belt one out, I'm not familiar with a lot of Aretha's tunes. Is the "I Say a Little Prayer" song the same tune Dionne Warwick recorded?

Posted by: teej at May 30, 2017 05:08 PM (wmcC8)

39 Good evening troublemakers!!!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 30, 2017 05:08 PM (TdMsT)

40 Bluebell... it's my favorite of theirs.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 30, 2017 05:08 PM (CNHr1)

41 Unofficially, it is Summer. Picnics, vacations, beaches, swimming. The War on Women-Swimwear. *** The funny thing is, when bikinis are banned on European beaches, and they will be, it will be by feminists egged on my Islamists. And we will be told that those bikinis are in fact the tool by which the Christian patriarchy controls women's bodies.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2017 05:08 PM (aZq03)

42 Ever wonder what the 50's smelled like? Cigarettes. Spam. Optimism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 05:08 PM (ZgkX8)

43 Jewells, you have excellent taste!

Posted by: bluebell at May 30, 2017 05:09 PM (sBOL1)

44 "There just isn't a better game than baseball. The only game that can make me cry. We had a rookie pitcher, 25 years old. Pitched like a champ tonight. Now if the Royals can add a few more runs to give him the win that would be nice. Royals 1, Tigers 0. He walked off the field to a standing ovation. He's a keeper!" -Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 30, 2017 10:03 PM (CNHr1) It just got dusty in here.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at May 30, 2017 05:09 PM (6gk0M)

45 The top actors of the golden age, which means all time is a toss-up between Cary Grant and Bogie. For the womyns, it's Audrey Hepburn, no question. Cary Grant's "mid-Atlantic" accent (a contrived, taught one that has gone out of favor) sounds like a pompous ass, a stuffed shirt, etc on anyone else. But with him, well, that's the way Cary Grant talks. And it's cool. But Dino wins the "cool" contest, hands down.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 05:10 PM (8O3HH)

46 35 There's a recollection by a daughter of Dean Martin about her chatting with Sinatra, and his relating various professional methods he used while singing, and then telling her that her Dad hadn't ever needed or used any of those, that he was an untutored natural from the get-go. Posted by: torquewrench at May 30, 2017 10:06 PM (ujwCG) Didn't Sinatra have to change his whole technique after he essentially blew a fuse, forcing things when he was sick? I know I've seen old videos of him singing like an angel, sounding very different from the closer-to-talking technique he used later.

Posted by: Splunge at May 30, 2017 05:10 PM (iMxBJ)

47 If asked to apologize, I will do so profusely. Sincerely, no.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 30, 2017 05:10 PM (VdICR)

48 I would love to turn walking in the woods with a camera into a paying gig.

Posted by: fluffy at May 30, 2017 05:11 PM (jw2Xw)

49 re: Sidebar

Air Force is testing bolt-on high beams...




... always comes back to boobehs with the Horde.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at May 30, 2017 05:11 PM (xFKZn)

50 48!!!!

Posted by: Original Jake at May 30, 2017 05:11 PM (q/L+R)

51 But Dino wins the "cool" contest, hands down. Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 10:10 PM (8O3HH) I'd agree- more natural, comfortable in his own skin. More smooth than sophisticated.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 05:11 PM (ZgkX8)

52 It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. Abraham Lincoln C'mon down, & I'll drive you around after the war's over.

Posted by: James Crockett at May 30, 2017 05:11 PM (DMUuz)

53 I thoroughly enjoyed Joe Bob Briggs' Drive-in Theater on Saturday nights on The Movie Channel back in the day, before he moved to USA network(?) and had to lose the breast count, etc, for the movie.

Posted by: davidt at May 30, 2017 05:11 PM (XoldI)

54 Great ONT mishum

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at May 30, 2017 05:12 PM (nXCp4)

55 Didn't Sinatra have to change his whole technique after he essentially blew a fuse, forcing things when he was sick? I know I've seen old videos of him singing like an angel, sounding very different from the closer-to-talking technique he used later. Posted by: Splunge at May 30, 2017 10:10 PM (iMxBJ) ======= He also smoked, which has a tendency to change your voice over time.

Posted by: GOULD [/I] [/s] [/u] at May 30, 2017 05:12 PM (Hj4t4)

56 Slap.. it was really something to see. I held my breath in that first inning but he was just magnificent. Such composure for your first major league game. I really was in tears when he walked off. Bonus.. my daughter sold his parents raffle tickets. lol.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 30, 2017 05:13 PM (CNHr1)

57 The only way to stop the regulatory state from moving on to things like caffeine is to turn it on something the left values. For example...require the Organic label to require certification a food product has not been genetically modified....and then label anything a human being has changed through cross/selective breeding as a GMO Enjoy your apples the size of strawberries and your watermelon with almost no edible pulp liberals!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2017 05:13 PM (aZq03)

58 Another Rat Pack member was Joey Bishop. I didn't know much about him, but they've been running reruns of the old Joey Bishop Show on one of the classic TV channels. I can see it now. Definitely Rat Pack material. Again, I can only imagine what it was like to hang out with those guys. It would've been a gas. I remember reading they said they all like to use "mobster talk" when they were cutting up. Talk like mobsters.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 05:13 PM (8O3HH)

59 39 Good evening troublemakers!!! Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 30, 2017 10:08 PM (TdMsT) That's Mr. Troublemaker to you young lady.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 30, 2017 05:14 PM (ZTRlp)

60 -Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 30, 2017 10:13 PM (CNHr1) I wish I'd have seen it!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at May 30, 2017 05:15 PM (6gk0M)

61 Howdy, Horde!

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:15 PM (nvMvs)

62 Not enough content. jharles chonson seems to think that Jared Kushner should be arrested and the musical interlude is some sjw's ( aimee mann and jonathon coulton) screeching about something. Just in case you ask, MisHum.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 30, 2017 05:15 PM (d76uN)

63 trump trump trump deport deport deport

Posted by: Original Jake at May 30, 2017 05:15 PM (q/L+R)

64 Anyone seen anything more on the Orlando airport gunman? I have not seen any reports of him shooting anyone, just had a gun and was talking to a negotiator.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 05:15 PM (ZgkX8)

65 But Dino wins the "cool" contest, hands down. Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 10:10 PM (8O3HH) ------ I think you and I had a discussion about this last year.

Posted by: bluebell at May 30, 2017 05:15 PM (sBOL1)

66 Good evening, horde! I'd love to make a living editing/proofreading, books especially. Checked craigslist, and nothing. Oh, well. I'm going to interview for a car sales position later this week, though. A little apprehensive about the commission thing. Any of youse guys car salesmen?

Posted by: April at May 30, 2017 05:15 PM (e8PP1)

67 65 But Dino wins the "cool" contest, hands down. Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 10:10 PM (8O3HH) ------ I think you and I had a discussion about this last year. Posted by: bluebell at May 30, 2017 10:15 PM (sBOL1) What did you decide? I'd still say Bogart was the essence of man cool, for myself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 05:17 PM (ZgkX8)

68 >>> If asked to apologize, I will do so profusely. Sincerely, no. Please apologize for your lack of sincerity.

Posted by: fluffy at May 30, 2017 05:17 PM (jw2Xw)

69 "They have tried to destroy this Russia investigation, they've never been serious about it, and one of the great things now that I've stepped aside from this Russia investigation, I can actually say what I want to say. I know that there's probably media in here, you can write it but just try to get it right when you do," Nunes added.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 30, 2017 05:17 PM (e8kgV)

70 42 Ever wonder what the 50's smelled like? Cigarettes. Spam. Optimism. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 10:08 PM (ZgkX Cut grass. Burgers on a charcoal grill. Plastic inflatable beach balls. Wet woolen mittens. Roast beef on Sundays.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 30, 2017 05:17 PM (TdMsT)

71 What it is peoples

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 30, 2017 05:18 PM (IYHxL)

72 I'm going to interview for a car sales position later this week, though. A little apprehensive about the commission thing. Any of youse guys car salesmen? Posted by: April at May 30, 2017 10:15 PM (e8PP1) I knew a brother of a friend who was one. The business seems... volatile, to say the least. Profitable, but they seem to be a high strung bunch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 05:18 PM (ZgkX8)

73 So day three of my vacay. I deep cleaned the bedroom, pulled the bed out from the wall and shuddered... cleaned the cobwebs and dust out. Even took apart my stand up fan and cleaned it. Looks new! Potted up some more plants, cleaned the front porch, visited mama and came home and got creative. New stuff up at the shop.. anyone know of a future bride? Lots of prettys for the bride to be. A few mens items added as well.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 30, 2017 05:18 PM (CNHr1)

74 Mr. Woods was driving only because he was in no condition to walk.

Posted by: Jupiter Fla. PD at May 30, 2017 05:18 PM (bc2Lc)

75 Yes indeed. Very good ONT.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2017 05:19 PM (0tfLf)

76 I doubt if you could find one person Who could not recall a time When they've cursed a crooked umpire Clearly wasn't on their side Hollered for their favorite batter While they called the pitcher names Yeah I'm talkin' 'bout baseball son It's the world's greatest game On Junior's Field

Posted by: teej at May 30, 2017 05:19 PM (wmcC8)

77 "jharles chonson seems to think that Jared Kushner should be arrested and the musical interlude is some sjw's ( aimee mann and jonathon coulton) screeching about something. " You mean someone actually still reads Little Green Turdballs? Amazing!

Posted by: Tuna at May 30, 2017 05:19 PM (jm1YL)

78 Arsenic poisoning and murder. CSI, 1856 style. The Marsh Test, fire and mirrors. I used to use the Marsh test - and its consequences for various malefactors - in my lectures on the trends in thermal stability of the group 15 (N, P, As, Sb, Bi) hydrides, as a result of (inter alia) size mismatches between H and the central atom. Thermal decomposition of AH3 (A = N) takes a very high temperature. The corresponding Bi hydride is of uncertain existence, at least at room temperature (IIRC).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:19 PM (SRKgf)

79 I'd take a Dagger Fatboy over that little pour-over., or even an Ovation.

Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2017 05:20 PM (zLDYs)

80 Cut grass. Burgers on a charcoal grill. Plastic inflatable beach balls. Wet woolen mittens. Roast beef on Sundays. These are a few of my favorite things.

Posted by: Julie Andrews at May 30, 2017 05:20 PM (IqV8l)

81 Cigarettes. Spam. Optimism. *** I think we've started to get a little of that last one again at the end of last year...and for the first time in a long time.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2017 05:20 PM (aZq03)

82 The more the Dems go on about Trumpand the Russians, the more it convinces me the Dems are in cahoots with the Russians.

It's what they do.

Posted by: davidt at May 30, 2017 05:20 PM (XoldI)

83 Horde! Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 30, 2017 10:15 PM (nvMvs) Good evening, Sir.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 30, 2017 05:20 PM (TdMsT)

84 Re: caffeine...are they only thinking of regulating the caffeine in energy drinks? Or are they going to come after the joe? How are they going to regulate what we make in our own homes? Are they going to go up against the Starbucks of the world, regulating how much caffeine can be in a cup of espresso? Good luck with that. Seems like they just want to go after what "the youth" might like. It's for the children, as always, right?

Posted by: April at May 30, 2017 05:20 PM (e8PP1)

85 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 30, 2017 10:15 PM (d76uN Whats going on over at Hot Air? Or Weasel Zippers?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 30, 2017 05:20 PM (ZTRlp)

86 Man with a gun at Orlando airport. They've cleared the area and he's talking with a crisis negotiator. http://tinyurl.com/yb9sext4

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 30, 2017 05:21 PM (RuyTK)

87 >>> I'd love to make a living editing/proofreading, books especially. Checked craigslist, and nothing. Oh, well. Find places where writers hang out that want to self-publish. These days anyone can be an author, but not everyone should be. Help bridge the gap. I am taking an online course on Udemy that needed a proof reader. Oy vey!

Posted by: fluffy at May 30, 2017 05:21 PM (jw2Xw)

88 Someone should type a warrent for Jared's arrest in microsoft word and sent it over to Chuckles as a super secret leak of what's coming on Friday.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2017 05:21 PM (aZq03)

89 These are a few of my favorite things. Posted by: Julie Andrews at May 30, 2017 10:20 PM (IqV8l) Is that you, MisHum? LOL

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 30, 2017 05:22 PM (TdMsT)

90 Bogie and Dino were very different. Damned good, but very different. Words fail me to try to describe what I mean, really. With Dino, it was pure "cool". As in Cool Cat, baby. Gets up out bed in a tux, hair perfect, cool. Laid back. Nothing bothers him. Just cruises through. Bogie was tough. Street smart. And Cary Grant. Well, he was Cary Grant.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 05:22 PM (8O3HH)

91 I'd still say Bogart was the essence of man cool, for myself. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop He came to acting a little late in life, and had actually developed a personality and was not a completely self-adsorbed narcissist that most actors actually were (and are). He helped financially back the so-called Hollywood Ten in the late 40's, and then was appalled that they all took the Fifth in front of HUAC, and felt he had been taken (they would have perjured themselves after closed testimony to the California Select house committee). The Hollywood C - Party people were really worried about Bogie, because they thought he would be a loose cannon and say anything. (From "Hollywood Party" by Billingsley)

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Don't follow me! at May 30, 2017 05:23 PM (S6Pax)

92 I'd still say Bogart was the essence of man cool, for myself. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 10:17 PM (ZgkX Bogart was an anxious rattled neurotic compared to Robert Mitchum.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:23 PM (SRKgf)

93 Awwwwww, the unfinished-nuclear-plants list doesn't include Rancho Seco here in Commiefornia.

A textbook example of incompetent infrastructural public policy planners on the left teaming up with corrupt big labor, then colliding with ecoholic lawfare, also from the same left.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 30, 2017 05:23 PM (ujwCG)

94 Someone should type a warrent for Jared's arrest in microsoft word and sent it over to Chuckles as a super secret leak of what's coming on Friday. Posted by: 18-1 Don't forget to paste it here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2017 05:23 PM (IqV8l)

95 Is that you, MisHum? LOL Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 30, 2017 10:22 PM (TdMsT) Couldn't be, wet dog was not among the list of things "I" enjoy.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 30, 2017 05:23 PM (ZTRlp)

96 The more the Dems go on about Trumpand the Russians, the more it convinces me the Dems are in cahoots with the Russians. *** Nah, its like a Bond movie. Soros, err Goldfinger, gets the Russians and Western powers to the brink of war and 00Trump and Putin's hot gymnast girlfriend have to save the day.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2017 05:24 PM (aZq03)

97 80 Cut grass. Burgers on a charcoal grill. Plastic inflatable beach balls. Wet woolen mittens. Roast beef on Sundays. These are a few of my favorite things. Posted by: Julie Andrews at May 30, 2017 10:20 PM (IqV8l) And cars with 8000 cubic inches under the hood... fins.... and trunks big enough to hold MULTIPLE dead bodies...

Posted by: Don Q, singing the Song of Angry Men at May 30, 2017 05:25 PM (NgKpN)

98 86 Man with a gun at Orlando airport. They've cleared the area and he's talking with a crisis negotiator. "Crisis negotiator" aka "sniper."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:25 PM (SRKgf)

99 Request for advice: My old Ipad 2 is at the end of its life. What tablet would you recommend that is fast, reliable and will last five years? And not a stinking fortune?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 30, 2017 05:25 PM (TdMsT)

100 "The more the Dems go on about Trumpand the Russians, (the more it convinces me the Dems are in cahoots with the Russians." The more the MSM and the Dems talk about the Russian crap the more bored and non responsive the public becomes. I'm beginning to believe all the Congressional hearings and DOJ investigations will die away with hardly a whimper.

Posted by: Tuna at May 30, 2017 05:26 PM (jm1YL)

101 Greg Outfield is at his best when he's pissed. He outed some douchbag on Twitter who called his show a 'freak show" using a photo of his regulars and a guest - a veteran who had two artificial legs and shorts (which was kinda ballsy). Greg said he kept asking the guy who the freak was, and got no reply (but the guy locked his twitter feed.) I loved that Greg called the guy a coward and a scumbag (this was a Memorial Day show) and noted a couple of times that the guy had a website. I love when righties punch back. And fuck Kathy (lizard face) Griffin.

Posted by: vivi at May 30, 2017 05:26 PM (11H2y)

102 Man with a gun at Orlando airport. They've cleared the area and he's talking with a crisis negotiator. *** Well, if the gunman was asking for an ALOHA SNACKBAR we'll never know what his motive was...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2017 05:26 PM (aZq03)

103 Nevermind

Posted by: teej at May 30, 2017 05:26 PM (wmcC8)

104 A textbook example of incompetent infrastructural public policy planners on the left teaming up with corrupt big labor, then colliding with ecoholic lawfare, also from the same left. Posted by: torquewrench at May 30, 2017 10:23 PM (ujwCG) Please include closing of the San Onofre nuclear plant, for lack of maintenance. Why was it not maintained? You gotta ask?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:26 PM (SRKgf)

105 The more the Dems go on about Trumpand the Russians, the more it convinces me the Dems are in cahoots with the Russians. ------------ Any time they make an accusation, it is based upon projection. They believe that others either are doing, or would do whatever the immoral Left would do. Character and integrity are simply not a part of their psychological makeup.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 05:26 PM (OdK9v)

106 And cars with 8000 cubic inches under the hood... fins.... and trunks big enough to hold MULTIPLE dead bodies... Posted by: Don Q, singing the Song of Angry Men at May 30, 2017 10:25 PM (NgKpN) I can still remember the smell of the interiors of the 1950s cars!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 30, 2017 05:27 PM (TdMsT)

107 Don't forget to paste it here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2017 10:23 PM (IqV8l)



Did someone say there was paste?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 30, 2017 05:27 PM (JO9+V)

108 Bill Whittle skewers Bill Nye, The Science Douche Guy Pffft. Everyone knows that in order to properly refute someone, you need to wave around a replica of their bloody severed head.

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at May 30, 2017 05:27 PM (vRcUp)

109 83 Good evening, Sir. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 30, 2017 10:20 PM (TdMsT) And to you, LadyLibertarian.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:28 PM (nvMvs)

110 I'm beginning to believe all the Congressional hearings and DOJ investigations will die away with hardly a whimper. *** I think most Americans fundamentally don't give a shit about Russia honestly. Russians aren't killing Americans. Russians aren't shouting they are going to bury us (anymore). Russians are the people with the silly dashcam videos and the hot women now.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2017 05:28 PM (aZq03)

111 58 Again, I can only imagine what it was like to hang out with those guys. It would've been a gas. I remember reading they said they all like to use "mobster talk" when they were cutting up. Talk like mobsters. Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 10:13 PM (8O3HH) Well, consider who was running Las Vegas back then. They probably heard a lot of mobster talk.

Posted by: rickl at May 30, 2017 05:29 PM (sdi6R)

112 Any time they make an accusation, it is based upon projection. Leave the Coffee Party out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:29 PM (SRKgf)

113 What did you decide? I'd still say Bogart was the essence of man cool, for myself. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 10:17 PM (ZgkX ------ Publius and I agree that Dino was the best. I like Bogie too, don't get me wrong. But if I had to choose just one (besides my handsome husband, of course) it would be Dino.

Posted by: bluebell at May 30, 2017 05:29 PM (sBOL1)

114 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 10:26 PM (OdK9v)


Basically. I also find it rich that the Dems are all of the sudden are now worried about Russia when Lord knows that more than a few of them are red diaper babies.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 30, 2017 05:30 PM (IYHxL)

115 My old Ipad 2 is at the end of its life. What tablet would you recommend that is fast, reliable and will last five years? And not a stinking fortune? Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May yellow legal, college ruled

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 05:30 PM (cPsPa)

116 They's a man a-sangin' in that there Su-premes video,but I dasn't see none but 3 wymyns.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at May 30, 2017 05:30 PM (9m4zl)

117 Well, consider who was running Las Vegas back then. They probably heard a lot of mobster talk. *** Hey, very few of the leaders of the modern Dem party break into mobster talk in public so I think you need to test your theory...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2017 05:30 PM (aZq03)

118 Evening, Amigos en los Tubos. Nice ONT. Really nice work you do. My mother was in love with Frank Sinatra. He was the Bees Knees.

Posted by: ALH at May 30, 2017 05:30 PM (JACOL)

119 111 58 Again, I can only imagine what it was like to hang out with those guys. It would've been a gas. I remember reading they said they all like to use "mobster talk" when they were cutting up. Talk like mobsters. Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 10:13 PM (8O3HH) Well, consider who was running Las Vegas back then. They probably heard a lot of mobster talk. Posted by: rickl at May 30, 2017 10:29 PM (sdi6R) Get serious. Now where would East Coast Italians and Jews hear mobster talk?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:30 PM (SRKgf)

120 I bought an iPad Air after my iPad 2 started showing signs of dementia. I considered another type of tablet but I've become too attached to the relative ease of use that Apple products offer. I've got an iPhone and an Apple Watch too so they all mesh nicely with each other.

Posted by: Tuna at May 30, 2017 05:30 PM (jm1YL)

121 The more the Dems go on about Trumpand the Russians, the more it convinces me the Dems are in cahoots with the Russians.


Well one things for sure--the Russians are no doubt taking full advantage of  us tearing each other apart , something Juan McCain should consider when he starts talking about Russia "hacking the election."

Posted by: JoeF. at May 30, 2017 05:31 PM (89VjS)

122 Whats going on over at Hot Air? Or Weasel Zippers? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 30, 2017 10:20 PM (ZTRlp) Zip's top story is a armed gunman in the Orlando Airport. Currently being chased.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 30, 2017 05:31 PM (d76uN)

123 I can still remember the smell of the interiors of the 1950s cars! Posted by: Ladylibertarian ------------ I can recall when gasoline actually smelled *good*. Not the acrid, eye-burning crap we get now. Oh, and $0.25/gallon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 05:31 PM (OdK9v)

124 Russians aren't shouting they are going to bury us (anymore). Russians are the people with the silly dashcam videos and the hot women now. Posted by: 18-1 Krauthammer was on FNC today saying it was OK to not be afraid of Russia in the 1990s but NOW they are back and BAD to the bone!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2017 05:31 PM (IqV8l)

125 San Onofre was closed because the just-replaced steam generators started leaking like sieves. Badly designed tubes, excessive vibration.

Posted by: Butch at May 30, 2017 05:31 PM (hXu8T)

126 Putting nutritional information on packaged food has been such a smashing success in decreasing obesity and improvising health the past 50 years or so , why wouldn't we require it on menus in restaurants. Every time I see a family of fatties in a fast food joint I think to myself "If only there were better nutritional information, they would look all like swimsuit models."

Posted by: Ripley at May 30, 2017 05:32 PM (NbRJx)

127 Re unfinished nuclear plants: The Bellefonte plant in AL was sold to a private party for $111 million late last year. The private party intends to complete the plant and produce power, after raising the paltry sum of $13 billion.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 30, 2017 05:32 PM (RuyTK)

128 Sorry. 120 was in response to 99.

Posted by: Tuna at May 30, 2017 05:32 PM (jm1YL)

129 My old Ipad 2 is at the end of its life. What tablet would you recommend that is fast, reliable and will last five years? And not a stinking fortune? Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 30, 2017 10:25 PM (TdMsT) Nothing beats a newer iPad, but they're pricey. Samsung makes some good tablets, too, as does Amazon. Try going to a good-sized Walmart and to your cell phone service provider to get a good feel for what suits your needs.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:33 PM (nvMvs)

130 Tim's top reading list. 1. Ace 2. CTH 3. Zip's 4. What evs You can't go wrong. I don't read hot air at all. Never was a fan of them.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 30, 2017 05:33 PM (d76uN)

131 If the Air Force doesn't call their defensive laser pod a "Point Defense Laser," they're dead to me.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:33 PM (wB8Tg)

132 125 San Onofre was closed because the just-replaced steam generators started leaking like sieves. Badly designed tubes, excessive vibration. Posted by: Butch at May 30, 2017 10:31 PM (hXu8T) Yep, and why was that? Are we (Americans, not Californians) incapable of designing steam generators that don't leak? It's not like they're borders or anything.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:34 PM (SRKgf)

133 So...when did middle school "graduation" become a thing?

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 30, 2017 05:35 PM (0mRoj)

134 Nothing beats a newer iPad, but they're pricey. Samsung makes some good tablets, too, as does Amazon. Try going to a good-sized Walmart and to your cell phone service provider to get a good feel for what suits your needs. Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 30, 2017 10:33 PM (nvMvs) We bought refurbed Samsung tablets (<$200 ea.) for the whole of Famiglia Guevara, and have been delighted with them. But then we're cheap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:35 PM (SRKgf)

135 Enjoy your apples the size of strawberries and your watermelon with almost no edible pulp liberals! Posted by: 18-1 Or only having strawberries for one month of the year in Michigan. The grocery store strawberries and raspberries have all been messed with so they don't rot before they hit the grocery store.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2017 05:36 PM (+lVUW)

136 Bogart was an anxious rattled neurotic compared to Robert Mitchum. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2017 10:23 PM (SRKgf) Never liked Mitchum that much. I likeed him fine, just did not connect with him. As a kid, it was all John Wayne. Open, confident, optimistic. As a teen and 20something, it was all Charlton Heston: Passionate, Idealistic, noble. Now, Bogart appeals to me more. World weary, but still a fundamentally decent man, even in spite of himself (thinking of movies like Key Largo here.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 05:36 PM (ZgkX8)

137 133 So...when did middle school "graduation" become a thing? Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 30, 2017 10:35 PM (0mRoj) When a lot of geniuses failed to graduate from anything after that. Racism, straight up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:36 PM (SRKgf)

138 Tim's top reading list. 1. Ace 2. CTH What is CTH?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2017 05:36 PM (IqV8l)

139 breaking, Florida, naked man climbs on top of piece of road construction equipment and masterbates while those around him are stuck in traffic

Posted by: Original Jake at May 30, 2017 05:36 PM (q/L+R)

140 132. It's because we needz moar diversity in STEM, and mean men with oldthink shirts continue to block access.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 05:36 PM (TwwWO)

141 "Whiteness is the most violent fuckin' system to ever breathe!"

You don't act like it is.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 30, 2017 05:36 PM (ZBO0C)

142 Watching Rio Bravo today, I was struck by how short Dean Martin seemed to be. Sinatra and Bishop were not at all tall, and Sammy Davis must have been a midget. I know Davis always wore high-heeled boots.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 05:36 PM (OdK9v)

143 I can recall when gasoline actually smelled *good*. Not the acrid, eye-burning crap we get now. Oh, and $0.25/gallon. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 10:31 PM (OdK9v) --- how much did it cost to fill up your brontosaurus?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 30, 2017 05:37 PM (vChNs)

144 Griffin sure stepped in it with her 'art' didn't she? Hope her miserable day ends with a SS visit.

Posted by: IC at May 30, 2017 05:37 PM (gcme+)

145 Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 30, 2017 10:35 PM (0mRoj)

Don't forget kindergarten graduation either

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 30, 2017 05:37 PM (IYHxL)

146 Conservative Treehouse!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 30, 2017 05:37 PM (e9G8E)

147 breaking, Florida, naked man climbs on top of piece of road construction equipment and masterbates while those around him are stuck in traffic Posted by: Original Jake ----------- So, bath salts are back in vogue?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 05:38 PM (OdK9v)

148 141 "Whiteness is the most violent fuckin' system to ever breathe!" You don't act like it is. Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 30, 2017 10:36 PM (ZBO0C) You forget that we invented necklacing. It's just about our only invention.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:38 PM (SRKgf)

149 18 Those who desire to regulate caffeine can suck my nuts. Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 30, 2017 10:00 PM (0mRoj) Whoa. Must be he caffeine talking.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 30, 2017 05:38 PM (E8apb)

150 >>breaking, Florida, naked man climbs on top of piece of road construction equipment and masterbates while those around him are stuck in traffic

Well, it is Tuesday.

Posted by: Aviator at May 30, 2017 05:38 PM (/Nite)

151 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2017 10:36 PM (IqV8l)


Conservative TreeHouse

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 30, 2017 05:38 PM (IYHxL)

152 "Whiteness is the most violent fuckin' system to ever breathe!" The late residents of Rwanda would beg to differ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:39 PM (SRKgf)

153 Jay @ 132 - we don't have the domestic facilities to build them any more. Most if not all were shuttered and torn down in the 90s.

Posted by: Butch at May 30, 2017 05:39 PM (hXu8T)

154 is the Portland stabby guy really a white supremist? aren't white supremists just in movies anymore

Posted by: Original Jake at May 30, 2017 05:39 PM (q/L+R)

155 149. No wonder he can't sleep. Dude mainlines the stuff when his nose is too clogged to do lines.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 05:39 PM (TwwWO)

156 I would have loved to experience the 50's- just for a bit. I like when I grew up, but it would have been wonderful to see it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 05:39 PM (ZgkX8)

157 What is CTH? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2017 10:36 PM (IqV8l) What Zettai said.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 30, 2017 05:39 PM (d76uN)

158 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2017 05:40 PM (IcT7t)

159 breaking, Florida, naked man climbs on top of piece of road construction equipment and masturbates while those around him are stuck in traffic OK, OK, who's missing tonight from The Horde?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:40 PM (SRKgf)

160 141 "Whiteness is the most violent fuckin' system to ever breathe!" ---- shouldn't that properly be mouth-breathe?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 30, 2017 05:40 PM (vChNs)

161 Griffin sure stepped in it with her 'art' didn't she? Hope her miserable day ends with a SS visit. Posted by: IC at May 30, 2017 10:37 PM (gcme+) I think that already happened. Hope the skank DIAF.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 30, 2017 05:40 PM (CNHr1)

162 Mike Hammer @ 123- Car smell----
When I was in the 10th grade my Valiant sometimes smelled like beer and PallMalls and sometimes like poon if I was lucky. If cousin Eddy was along for the ride, possibly smelled like puke. Finally told him he'd have to catch a ride with somebody else, but his girlfriend could stay.

Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2017 05:40 PM (zLDYs)

163 There is one thing that stands out about Kathy Griffin's apology video. She is a fucking butt ugly woman. Stop a clock ugly. Turn a funeral up a street ugly.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at May 30, 2017 05:40 PM (AZD0r)

164 I saw 13 Hours again last week. Afterwards I went over to wikipedia to see what it has listed for information about the battle since you can find out a lot about battles there (seriously - if you are interested in military history). Which is....very little. I can go look up....the Battle of Megiddo from the 15th century BC...and see who the leaders were, what the losses were...etc...and find out more detailed information then I can the fight in Benghazi. Speaking of which, has anyone pestered Trump to give the base defenders the presidential medal of freedom? They certainly deserve it more then Robert De Niro or Bruce Springsteen FFS.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2017 05:40 PM (aZq03)

165 Loved Dino but Robert Mitchum was the coolest guy alive back then.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 30, 2017 05:40 PM (17uEM)

166 Evergreen State College hardly qualifies as higher education in the first place. 98% acceptance and narrative evaluations in place of grades = bottom feeders. Not that I couldn't already tell by the shitty wordsmithing of the featured statespyrsyns. Frankly, if they had any balls, the faculty would quit en masse, and leave these racist idiots further up the creek than they already are. Seriously, 98% acceptance? Are you fucking kidding me?

Posted by: CPT11A at May 30, 2017 05:40 PM (hxUdS)

167 Anyone else notice that Kathy Griffin's insincere "apology" didn't contain the words "President" and "Donald Trump?"

Posted by: JoeF. at May 30, 2017 05:40 PM (89VjS)

168 So...when did middle school "graduation" become a thing? Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 30, 2017 10:35 PM (0mRoj) It's been around for decades now.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 30, 2017 05:40 PM (vBeA5)

169 If the Florida highway masturbator has a valid Florida license, he should be good...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 30, 2017 05:41 PM (e9G8E)

170 The first-ever release of insects with genetically-engineered "self-destruct" switches onto American farms is being heralded as an insecticide-free solution to the problem of agricultural pests. The effort, which is intended to curb the population of invasive diamondback moths, will be conducted at Cornell University's Agricultural Experiment Station in Geneva, 160 miles west of Albany, reports Phys.org. They're spiders. Large, aggressive spiders.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2017 05:41 PM (uJDeN)

171 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2017 10:40 PM (SRKgf) You know it's Cochran. Ran outta carrots and snapped.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at May 30, 2017 05:42 PM (9m4zl)

172 I would have loved to experience the 50's- just for a bit. I like when I grew up, but it would have been wonderful to see it. Posted by: Aetius451AD -------------------------- It was a different nation then...different culture altogether. Everything about the future was hopeful.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 05:43 PM (OdK9v)

173 >>If the Florida highway masturbator has a valid Florida license, he should be good...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki

If what he was operating qualifies as heavy equipment does he need a CDL?

Posted by: Aviator at May 30, 2017 05:43 PM (/Nite)

174 They stole that from the movie Mimic. It resulted in giant cockroaches taking over the subway. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 30, 2017 09:54 PM (vRcUp) How could they tell?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2017 05:43 PM (XUcIQ)

175 I doubt that Cochran would be snapping his carrot in public.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2017 05:43 PM (mkDpn)

176 If the Florida highway masturbator has a valid Florida license, he should be good... --- they give out licenses for that? Is it an oral test?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 30, 2017 05:43 PM (vChNs)

177 145 Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 30, 2017 10:35 PM (0mRoj) Don't forget kindergarten graduation either Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 30, 2017 10:37 PM (IYHxL) Oh I know. Making a grand ceremony out of a completely unremarkable event chaps my ass. It cheapens actual achievement and set absurd expectations for these kids.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 30, 2017 05:43 PM (0mRoj)

178 You know it's Cochran. Ran outta carrots and snapped. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor ---- B.C. bailed on Fla...do not recall where he is now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 05:43 PM (OdK9v)

179 170 The first-ever release of insects with genetically-engineered "self-destruct" switches onto American farms is being heralded as an insecticide-free solution to the problem of agricultural pests. The effort, which is intended to curb the population of invasive diamondback moths, will be conducted at Cornell University's Agricultural Experiment Station in Geneva, 160 miles west of Albany, reports Phys.org. They're spiders. Large, aggressive spiders. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2017 10:41 PM (uJDeN) Geez have these people ever heard of Myxomatosis? Or rabbits even?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 05:44 PM (ZgkX8)

180 breaking, Florida, naked man climbs on top of piece of road construction equipment and masterbates while those around him are stuck in traffic ___ I decry the sexism inherent in the system. Until women feel safe enough to do the same thing we are a broken country. Broken I tell you!

Posted by: Obligatory at May 30, 2017 05:44 PM (aZq03)

181 I'm beginning to believe all the Congressional hearings and DOJ investigations will die away with hardly a whimper. It becomes white noise.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2017 05:44 PM (+lVUW)

182 Seriously, 98% acceptance? Are you fucking kidding me? Posted by: CPT11A We need to interview the 2%

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2017 05:44 PM (IqV8l)

183 130 Tim's top reading list. 1. Ace 2. CTH 3. Zip's 4. What evs You can't go wrong. I don't read hot air at all. Never was a fan of them. Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 30, 2017 10:33 PM (d76uN) NASASpaceflight.con, Gates of Vienna, and Market Ticker are great, too.

Posted by: rickl at May 30, 2017 05:44 PM (sdi6R)

184 If what he was operating qualifies as heavy equipment does he need a CDL? --- eventually, they all fail the eye test

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 30, 2017 05:45 PM (vChNs)

185 >>Seriously, 98% acceptance? Are you fucking kidding me? And they can vote. Even the 2% who are likely impaired in some serious way.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2017 05:45 PM (/tuJf)

186 Still bummed over Greg Allman's passing. ABB was one of my favorite bands. They weren't just the first Southern Rock Band. They had a unique sound, very jazz influenced. Surprising for a bunch of hillbilly crackers (and I include you Jamoie).

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 30, 2017 05:45 PM (pV/54)

187 I had to look up Rat Pack history. The '60s one, Frank, Dino, Sammy Davis Jr, etc. never called themselves the Rat Pack. That was a press term. They used two terms, The Clan and The Summit. The one before that, with Bogie, did call themselves the Rat Pack. And Robert Mitchum was at one time, sort of a junior member, called "visiting members". Errol Flynn was one too, as well as Cesar Romero. David Niven, Rex Harrison, Cary Grant, and Spencer Tracy were members of the original Pack as well.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 05:45 PM (8O3HH)

188 "Loved Dino but Robert Mitchum was the coolest guy alive back then." Something about his voice. He could play good guys, bad guys and everything in between with ease.

Posted by: Tuna at May 30, 2017 05:46 PM (jm1YL)

189 I can recall when gasoline actually smelled *good*. Not the acrid, eye-burning crap we get now. Oh, and $0.25/gallon. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 10:31 PM (OdK9v) It was the tetraethyl lead that gave it that signature bouquet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2017 05:46 PM (uJDeN)

190 165 Loved Dino but Robert Mitchum was the coolest guy alive back then. Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 30, 2017 10:40 PM (17uEM) Yep. By far.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:46 PM (SRKgf)

191 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 10:43 PM (OdK9v) Did he really?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at May 30, 2017 05:46 PM (9m4zl)

192 AOP, I found an old International school bus deep in the woods on Saturday. The hood had 'KB-6' on the left side.

Posted by: fluffy at May 30, 2017 05:47 PM (jw2Xw)

193 So...when did middle school "graduation" become a thing? Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May likely a community based thing. some places celebrate hs graduation like college.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 05:47 PM (cPsPa)

194 This place, sweasel and Kim du Toit are my everyday reads.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 30, 2017 05:47 PM (17uEM)

195 It was the tetraethyl lead that gave it that signature bouquet. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2017 10:46 PM (uJDeN) Mmmmm, lead.

Posted by: Joey Biden at May 30, 2017 05:47 PM (ZgkX8)

196 188 "Loved Dino but Robert Mitchum was the coolest guy alive back then." Something about his voice. He could play good guys, bad guys and everything in between with ease. Posted by: Tuna at May 30, 2017 10:46 PM (jm1YL)/i] There was the air that he'd seen it all, and just didn't give a shit about seeing it yet again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:47 PM (SRKgf)

197 San Onofre was closed because the just-replaced steam generators started leaking like sieves. Badly designed tubes, excessive vibration. Posted by: Butch at May 30, 2017 10:31 PM (hXu8T) I am a huge, HUGE proponent of nuclear power plants, especially the newer designs, but San Onofre is one plant that I will not miss. Also WPPSS in Washington. Nuclear power plants, as Fukushima helpfully demonstrated, need to be located in tectonically stable areas well away from the coast. San Onofre failed on both counts, as did WPPSS. Put your nuclear plants in eastern Washington, Arizona, Nevada, Iowa, North Dakota, South Dakota etc. etc. Germany was also a good place to put nuclear power facilities, until they spazzed out and shut theirs down in a complete overreaction to Fukushima.

Posted by: HTL at May 30, 2017 05:48 PM (nWypX)

198 And Belmont Club. How could I forget that?

Posted by: rickl at May 30, 2017 05:48 PM (sdi6R)

199 we had civilization way before you ever had. Yet that civilization never invented the wheel or a written language.

Posted by: Butch at May 30, 2017 05:48 PM (hXu8T)

200 You gotta ask? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2017 10:26 PM (SRKgf) All the easy graft is in the installation construction contracts. Maintenance contracts be hard yo!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at May 30, 2017 05:48 PM (gwPgz)

201 likely a community based thing. some places celebrate hs graduation like college. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 10:47 PM (cPsPa) Same reason as pointed out above. Hell, they celebrate assholes getting out on parole, as though they just won the Nobel Prize.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:48 PM (SRKgf)

202 Again, I can only imagine what it was like to hang out with those guys. It would've been a gas. I remember reading they said they all like to use "mobster talk" when they were cutting up. Talk like mobsters.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 10:13 PM (8O3HH)

++++

Sinatra was a mobster wannabe. He palled around with them and the Johnny Fontane character in The Godfather was inspired by stories about Sinatra.

The rest of them talked like that to kiss up to Sinatra.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 30, 2017 05:48 PM (R+30W)

203 Nice ONT Mis Hum. Depression on the other hand still sucks. Hope everyone else is/has been well.

Posted by: Bete the Deplorable at May 30, 2017 05:48 PM (Ojki1)

204 193 So...when did middle school "graduation" become a thing? Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May likely a community based thing. some places celebrate hs graduation like college. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 10:47 PM (cPsPa) Yeah. Schools I teach in its the last graduation they'll see. Education is not a valuable commodity.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 30, 2017 05:49 PM (E8apb)

205 Nuclear power plants, as Fukushima helpfully demonstrated, need to be located in tectonically stable areas well away from the coast. ___ I've voting West Palm Beach, NYC, Boston and San Fran.

Posted by: Obligatory at May 30, 2017 05:49 PM (aZq03)

206 "Loved Dino but Robert Mitchum was the coolest guy alive back then." ---- ***cough*** James Dean ***cough***

Posted by: Arthur Fonzarelli at May 30, 2017 05:49 PM (vChNs)

207 Tim in Illinois, What's CTH?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2017 05:49 PM (+lVUW)

208 Yeah. Schools I teach in its the last graduation they'll see. Education is not a valuable commodity. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May well, you want to save that easy ged so you can use it to get credit for early release or parole.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 05:50 PM (cPsPa)

209 Oh and they only reach middle school graduation because of 'social promotion.'

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 30, 2017 05:50 PM (E8apb)

210 207. Columbia Tire House. You get 20 steel-belted radials for just a penny!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 05:51 PM (TwwWO)

211 B.C. bailed on Fla...do not recall where he is now. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 10:43 PM (OdK9v) ====== No, he sold his house and they are building a new one while crammed into a JAX apartment. If I recall correctly, he works for his family business located there.

Posted by: GOULD [/I] [/s] [/u] at May 30, 2017 05:51 PM (Hj4t4)

212 What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Steve McQueen at May 30, 2017 05:51 PM (XoldI)

213 I scrolled down too fast, and went from swimsuits to Teh Donald at the wailing wall.

Also... swimsuit fashion is going backwards. Example: the Burkini.

Posted by: shibumi at May 30, 2017 05:51 PM (aT+Bx)

214 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 10:43 PM (OdK9v) Did he really? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor ----------- Yup.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 05:51 PM (OdK9v)

215 We built these cities, we had civilization way before you ever had comin out your caves. *** The first cities were in the Middle East, China and India. Don't they at least teach these jokers to use google?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2017 05:51 PM (aZq03)

216 I remember $0.10/gallon gasoline.

Good thing, too, since I drove 20 miles to school at ~70 mph up US 31 in a 1968 Ford Galaxie 300.  Damned near got gallons/mile.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 30, 2017 05:52 PM (ZBO0C)

217 Sorry, Tim from Illinois. I'm behind on the comments.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2017 05:52 PM (+lVUW)

218 The old guys doing the heist made me think of one of my favorite movies, "Sexy Beast," which stars Ray Winstone, Ben Kingsley, and Ian McShane at his hardnosed creepiness. The dialog is all east-end cockney, maybe my favorite of English's many dialects. Listen to Emma Thompson speak it playing Mrs. Pott in "Beauty and the Beast." Lovely. And Michael Caine in his 1966 "Alfie" role.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 30, 2017 05:53 PM (U6f54)

219 peace out

Posted by: Original Jake at May 30, 2017 05:53 PM (q/L+R)

220 “I'm tellin' you, you're speakin' to your ancestor, all right? We been here before you. We built these cities, we had civilization way before you ever had … comin' out your caves.” And then, somehow, inexplicably, we forgot how to do all this shit. Also, how to read, write, do math, or pretty much do anything worth a shit, although we invented it, of course. Why, is a mystery. And then we forgot how to take IQ tests. Which we invented, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:53 PM (SRKgf)

221 I remember $0.10/gallon gasoline. Good thing, too, since I drove 20 miles to school at ~70 mph up US 31 in a 1968 Ford Galaxie 300. Damned near got gallons/mile. Posted by: Richard Cranium at May it was a lot fresher then too because it had only recently gone into the ground.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 05:53 PM (cPsPa)

222 Everyone should remain calm, but looking at those falls in the photo, it would appear that there has been a sewage release, or, the EPA may have done something.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 05:53 PM (OdK9v)

223 138 Tim's top reading list. 1. Ace 2. CTH What is CTH? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2017 10:36 PM (IqV8l) ConservativeTreeHouse

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 30, 2017 05:54 PM (2qHjF)

224 breaking, Florida, naked man climbs on top of piece of road construction equipment and masturbates while those around him are stuck in traffic Devo was right about Jocko Homo. We are degenerating into bonobos.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 30, 2017 05:54 PM (vRcUp)

225 Dean Martin Jr was an CA National Air Guard pilot who was killed when he crashed in his F-4 Phantom.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 30, 2017 05:54 PM (IDPbH)

226 One of these links has a beautiful woman in a bikini and one...does not. Choose...wisely. http://tinyurl.com/ycvp36a8 http://tinyurl.com/yd2e7jrd

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2017 05:54 PM (aZq03)

227 "What am I, chopped liver?" Steve you're not quite the same generation but, yes, you were cool.

Posted by: Tuna at May 30, 2017 05:54 PM (jm1YL)

228 Don't they at least teach these jokers to use google? Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2017 10:51 PM (aZq03) They're too busy working out problems in number theory. Which they invented. Along with EBT. Which they also invented.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:54 PM (SRKgf)

229 At least Dean Jr got to sex up Dorothy Hamill before he left the planet.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 30, 2017 05:55 PM (IDPbH)

230 I saw Diana Ross sing that song in Central Park. And I almost got struck by lightning. So that was fun.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2017 05:55 PM (EZebt)

231 155 149. No wonder he can't sleep. Dude mainlines the stuff when his nose is too clogged to do lines. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 10:39 PM (TwwWO) Heh. I've often said they should just put in a PICC line and attach a coffee urn to it. In all seriousness I've cut way back on caffeine. I used to consume enough daily to kill a horse.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 30, 2017 05:55 PM (0mRoj)

232 @yankeefifth

Yep, back in the old days when men were men and the sheep ran like hell.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 30, 2017 05:56 PM (ZBO0C)

233 Top of the 9th, Houston, 7 - Minnesota, 2. These guys are amazing. Anyone in the lineup is capable of knocking one in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2017 05:56 PM (uJDeN)

234 Yep, back in the old days when men were men and the sheep ran like hell. Posted by: Richard Cranium at May heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 05:56 PM (cPsPa)

235 Posted by: GOULD at May 30, 2017 10:51 PM (Hj4t4) Ah, I see. And yes, I think his family owns a paint business.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at May 30, 2017 05:56 PM (9m4zl)

236 Google Robert Mitchum. I read his biography "Baby I Don't Care." He grew up quite hard during the Depression, including being a teenager on a Georgia chain gang he escaped from. A genuine tough guy who could the ass of ANYONE in Hollywood if he had too. But he' rather smoke pot and fuck the best ass in Hollywood. You could write a book about his and Boogie;s existentialist approach to life. Mitchum was a better actor than he'd admit. I recently recommended Heaven Knows Mr Allison here.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 30, 2017 05:56 PM (pV/54)

237 ***cough*** James Dean ***cough*** Posted by: Arthur Fonzarelli at May 30, 2017 10:49 PM (vChNs) ***cough***notorious faggot***cough***

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:56 PM (SRKgf)

238 >> Sinatra was a mobster wannabe Don Rickles having fun with Sinatra on Johnny Carson back in '76: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5_V9RT8aR8 Don comes out, then falls on his knees and kisses Frank's ring, and then goes into a mob routine, like he's telling Frank about the hits they made for him.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 05:57 PM (8O3HH)

239 No, he sold his house and they are building a new one while crammed into a JAX apartment. If I recall correctly, he works for his family business located there. Posted by: GOULD ------------ Thanks for straightening me out. I was fairly certain that they had left JAX altogether. If the SOB would drop in more often, we would be aware of these things. Miss Tammy - It's always prudent to ignore most of what I say.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 05:57 PM (OdK9v)

240 163 There is one thing that stands out about Kathy Griffin's apology video. She is a fucking butt ugly woman. Stop a clock ugly. Turn a funeral up a street ugly. Posted by: Reggie1971 And that's with a bunch of plastic surgery.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2017 05:57 PM (+lVUW)

241 Along with EBT. Which they also invented. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara They at least perfected it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2017 05:58 PM (IqV8l)

242 236. Out of the Past - he's freaking amazing in that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 05:58 PM (TwwWO)

243 Robert Mitchum loved his weed.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 30, 2017 05:58 PM (IDPbH)

244 They at least perfected it. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2017 10:58 PM (IqV8l) Not unless practice makes perfect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 05:58 PM (SRKgf)

245 ***cough***notorious faggot***cough*** Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara -------------------- ***cough***bad driver***cough***

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 05:58 PM (OdK9v)

246 "218 The old guys doing the heist made me think of one of my favorite movies, "Sexy Beast," which stars Ray Winstone, Ben Kingsley, and Ian McShane at his hardnosed creepiness. " OMG! I've been praising that movie to anyone who would listen for years and years. So glad someone else appreciates it. Everyone involved in that movie was wonderful.

Posted by: Tuna at May 30, 2017 05:58 PM (jm1YL)

247 I'm watching Tucker late right now. And liberals shouldn't be running anything anywhere.

Posted by: Axeman at May 30, 2017 05:59 PM (JhE5a)

248 She is a fucking butt ugly woman. Stop a clock ugly. Turn a funeral up a street ugly. Posted by: Reggie1971 They kept the placenta and threw away the baby.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2017 05:59 PM (vvDFH)

249 They're too busy working out problems in number theory. Which they invented. Along with EBT. Which they also invented. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2017 10:54 PM (SRKgf --- and the slam dunk

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 30, 2017 05:59 PM (vChNs)

250 I've just read that petrol in Venezuela now costs six bolivars per litre! Just a few months ago it was only 10 centavos per litre...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 30, 2017 05:59 PM (e9G8E)

251 Oh James Dean where are you now, Squashed in your Porsche

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 30, 2017 05:59 PM (0mRoj)

252 ***cough***bad driver***cough*** Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 10:58 PM (OdK9v) That too. He was upset over losing his latest boyfriend, and was trying to dry his fingernail polish while he was driving.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:00 PM (SRKgf)

253 I liked the films with Audie Murphy, some good stuff there. Not sure the 'cool' definition fits, but I'll say it does there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 06:00 PM (ZgkX8)

254 I loved Dino, on the Flinstones. He made such a cute little yipping noise.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 30, 2017 06:00 PM (vRcUp)

255 Ace and 4chan with some TheOtherMcCain and a few other warriors on the right attacking the SJWs and Feminists. The news and even entertainment has become exhausting. Marxists literally ruin everything they come into contact with. And what's worse is most people are too big a pussies to stand up to their terrible behaviors and actions but join them. Thank the Lord for my collection of live concerts because I'd be fucked without fitness, nutrition, lifting, and music. But music is key...... To flashbacks or whatever euphoria it is that am blessed to experience for 4 solid hours a day.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 30, 2017 06:00 PM (2qHjF)

256 "She is a fucking butt ugly woman."

For some reason, I keep swapping the first two adjectives when I read that.  And I don't play in the sewer, so to speak.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 30, 2017 06:00 PM (ZBO0C)

257 I used to consume enough daily to kill a horse. Posted by: Insomniac ----------- The communal 30-cup coffee brewer was in my lab. I must have had 10-12 cups a day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 06:01 PM (OdK9v)

258 Shooter in Orlando airport in custody.

Posted by: shibumi at May 30, 2017 06:01 PM (aT+Bx)

259 240 163 There is one thing that stands out about Kathy Griffin's apology video. She is a fucking butt ugly woman. Stop a clock ugly. Turn a funeral up a street ugly. Posted by: Reggie1971 Agreed but she's still not the ugliest red headed liberal foulmothed comedian woman. That would be Sandra Bernhard.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 30, 2017 06:01 PM (IDPbH)

260 253 I liked the films with Audie Murphy, some good stuff there. Not sure the 'cool' definition fits, but I'll say it does there. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 11:00 PM (ZgkX Audie Murphy definitely went against any number of stereotypes. Short, high-pitched voice, but no shit war hero.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:01 PM (SRKgf)

261 worse ways to go than squashed in a Porsche.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:01 PM (cPsPa)

262 Somebody commented that Kathy Griffen looks like Joker. Can anybody deny the uncanny likeness?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 30, 2017 06:01 PM (2qHjF)

263 Lee Marvin was cool too. Or too cool. I don't know.

Posted by: davidt at May 30, 2017 06:02 PM (XoldI)

264 I discovered the HQ via TheOtherMcCain...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 30, 2017 06:02 PM (e9G8E)

265 Evergreen State College hardly qualifies as higher education in the first place. 98% acceptance and narrative evaluations in place of grades = bottom feeders. Not that I couldn't already tell by the shitty wordsmithing of the featured statespyrsyns. Frankly, if they had any balls, the faculty would quit en masse, and leave these racist idiots further up the creek than they already are. Seriously, 98% acceptance? Are you fucking kidding me? Posted by: CPT11A Hm. Maybe I should enroll my beagle. She's probably bright enough to get a communications degree there.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2017 06:02 PM (+lVUW)

266 AOP, I found an old International school bus deep in the woods on Saturday. The hood had 'KB-6' on the left side. Posted by: fluffy at May 30, 2017 10:47 PM (jw2Xw) I'd guess about '47 to '49. I'm not a Cornbinder guy, but they were cool old trucks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2017 06:02 PM (XUcIQ)

267 **TOP FIVE THINGS I HOPE THE SECRET SERVICE TOLD KATHY GRIFFIN TONIGHT** 5. "Did I ever tell you you're a laff riot? No? Good, because you're about as funny as rotten cheese." 4. "I'm not saying you got hit with the ugly stick, but I personally know ISIS members who would rather keep fucking their goat than fuck you." 3. "If you think we can't murder you in the next five minutes and make it look completely like a suicide, think again." 2. "[redacted by Bob at NSA]" 1. "Your choice, you can apologize or 'disappear.' We frankly wish we could do both."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2017 06:02 PM (eMKNe)

268 Mitchum was great in the original Cape Fear. I turned it into a tragic dumbass comedy.

Posted by: Robert DeNiro at May 30, 2017 06:03 PM (bc2Lc)

269 Google Robert Mitchum. I read his biography "Baby I Don't Care." He grew up quite hard during the Depression, including being a teenager on a Georgia chain gang he escaped from. A genuine tough guy who could the ass of ANYONE in Hollywood if he had too. But he' rather smoke pot and fuck the best ass in Hollywood. My life's ambition.

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 30, 2017 06:03 PM (vRcUp)

270 263 Lee Marvin was cool too. Or too cool. I don't know. Posted by: davidt at May 30, 2017 11:02 PM (XoldI) He was cool. But I give the nod to Robert Mitchum on the basis of the hooded eyes. The fact that he was a dead ringer for my late uncle does not influence my opinion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:03 PM (SRKgf)

271 One of my favorite Mitchum stories is Dinah Shore instituting a Cuss Word jar at a dollar a pop. Mitchum stuck a twenty in it and says, " Yeah, fuck you Dynah."

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 30, 2017 06:03 PM (17uEM)

272 I'm watching Tucker late right now. And liberals shouldn't be running anything anywhere. Posted by: Axeman ------------ An understatement.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 06:03 PM (eeTCA)

273 That's six boh-LEE-vars, not bol-lee-VAHRS...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 30, 2017 06:04 PM (e9G8E)

274 178 You know it's Cochran. Ran outta carrots and snapped. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor ---- B.C. bailed on Fla...do not recall where he is now. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 10:43 PM (OdK9 I don't think so. Thought the new house they were having built was in close proximity to the old one. Plus he was in the family business.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 30, 2017 06:04 PM (hscyr)

275 136 Never liked Mitchum that much. I likeed him fine, just did not connect with him. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 10:36 PM (ZgkX Robert Mitchum in Cape Fear is something to behold. It's quite possibly the most convincing performance of an evil man I've ever seen. He even frightened his fellow actors while making the film.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:05 PM (nvMvs)

276 The secret service has to make sure they photograph kathy griffin before they interview her so they can prove she was that ugly before they interrogated her. she may be one of the few people that would come out of a beating more attractive.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:05 PM (cPsPa)

277 Don't forget kindergarten graduation either Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 30, 2017 10:37 PM (IYHxL) Oh I know. Making a grand ceremony out of a completely unremarkable event chaps my ass. It cheapens actual achievement and set absurd expectations for these kids. Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone The purpose of kindergarten graduation is to prepare them for a future of participation trophies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2017 06:05 PM (+lVUW)

278 Hm. Maybe I should enroll my beagle. She's probably bright enough to get a communications degree[/s[b]] be valedictorian there. Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2017 11:02 PM (+lVUW) FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:05 PM (SRKgf)

279 shit

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:05 PM (SRKgf)

280 Dogs fed, exercised and put up for the evening. Good night, Horde.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2017 06:05 PM (vvDFH)

281 " Out of the Past - he's freaking amazing in that." With Jane Greer. She pretty much forgotten today but she made one hell of a femme fatale. A very young Kirk Douglas is in it too.

Posted by: Tuna at May 30, 2017 06:05 PM (jm1YL)

282 >>> I'd guess about '47 to '49. I'm not a Cornbinder guy, but they were cool old trucks. It was someone's camp. The Magic Chef stove was quite as old, but the license plate outline was proportioned differently (closer to square) than what you see these days.

Posted by: fluffy at May 30, 2017 06:06 PM (jw2Xw)

283 Speaking of Mitchum, on one Young Ones episode, a drunken Alexei Sayle crashed a party at their house. He said, "I got LOVE tatooed on one 'and. And I got HATE tattooed on the other 'and. And I got the Brothers Karamazov tattooed down me spine". Funny parody of Night of the Hunter.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 30, 2017 06:06 PM (vRcUp)

284 Clint Walker might could take Mitchum in a fight.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 30, 2017 06:07 PM (IDPbH)

285 Clint's a fag.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:07 PM (cPsPa)

286 281. Oh, hell yeah! Lotta talent in that twisted tale. Great line from Mitchum to Douglas: 'I never learned anything listening to myself.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 06:07 PM (TwwWO)

287 worse ways to go than squashed in a Porsche. Posted by: yankeefifth ---------- *hears the strains of Paul Shanklin, 'In a Yugo'* vid: http://tinyurl.com/oucjfjv

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 06:07 PM (OdK9v)

288 I had a friend that was given a 1939 International school bus and pickup. I always wondered what happened to them. They were very cool.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2017 06:08 PM (Lqy/e)

289 "Robert Mitchum in Cape Fear is something to behold. It's quite possibly the most convincing performance of an evil man I've ever seen. He even frightened his fellow actors while making the film." Also, "Night of the Hunter". Directed by Charles Laughton with Lillian Gish.

Posted by: Tuna at May 30, 2017 06:08 PM (jm1YL)

290 I had a friend that was given a 1939 International school bus and pickup. I always wondered what happened to them. They were very cool. Posted by: Notsothoreau at May they made a combo school bus / pickup?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:08 PM (cPsPa)

291 I'm watching Magambo on TCM which is a Smolder Off between Ava Gardner and Grace Kelly with Clark Gable refereeing. Plot assumes Ava is hotter, but I'd pick the Irish-German Philly Mainline princess straight up over the Appalachian Titwillow. Legend is also that Grace had special talents.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 30, 2017 06:08 PM (pV/54)

292 283. Loved that series. And Alexei as their landlord.....heh.....the south african vampire episode was brilliant.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 06:09 PM (TwwWO)

293 In The Godfather, when Pacino is telling Keaton about the story where Luca Brasi held a gun to a bandleader's head, while the Godfather assured the bandleader that either his signature or his brains were going to be on Johnny Fontane's contract release, it was based on a real-life story.

After the 1942 recordings, Sinatra believed he needed to go solo, with an insatiable desire to compete with Bing Crosby, but he was hampered by his contract which gave Dorsey 43% of Sinatra's lifetime earnings in the entertainment industry. A legal battle ensued, eventually settled in August 1943. On September 3, 1942, Dorsey bid farewell to Sinatra, reportedly saying as Sinatra left, "I hope you fall on your ass". He replaced Sinatra with singer Dick Haymes. Rumors began spreading in newspapers that Sinatra's mobster godfather, Willie Moretti, coerced Dorsey to let Sinatra out of his contract for a few thousand dollars, holding a gun to his head. Sinatra persuaded Stordahl to leave Dorsey with him and become his personal arranger, offering him $650 a month, five times the salary of Dorsey. Dorsey and Sinatra, who had been very close, never patched up their differences before Dorsey's death in 1956, worsened by the fact that Dorsey occasionally made biting comments to the press such as "he's the most fascinating man in the world, but don't put your hand in the cage".

I love a good mobster movie or show. Fiction can be fun. But, Sinatra's deeds were a little too real for me. I never got the humor with Hollywood types joking around about what he was.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 30, 2017 06:09 PM (R+30W)

294 strains of Paul Shanklin, 'In a Yugo'* vid: http://tinyurl.com/oucjfjv Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May was not aware of that.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:09 PM (cPsPa)

295 Sideshow Bob had LUV and HAT on his fingers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2017 06:10 PM (IqV8l)

296 284 Clint Walker might could take Mitchum in a fight. Posted by: Jack Sock at May 30, 2017 11:07 PM (IDPbH) At 6'6", I should hope so. (Mitchum was just over 6'). Then again, Clint Walker could have bent Bogart (5'8") over the kitchen table and nailed him in the squeaker.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:10 PM (SRKgf)

297 292. Heh.... 'greetings from the transvaal!'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 06:11 PM (TwwWO)

298 I going to post a photo of me holding two bloody tampons. One of mine and one of Kathie's.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May 30, 2017 06:11 PM (bc2Lc)

299 Seriously, 98% acceptance? To be fair, 2% of the applicants are chairs.

Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2017 06:11 PM (hBig8)

300 I going to post a photo of me holding two bloody tampons. One of mine and one of Kathie's. Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May well then

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:12 PM (cPsPa)

301 I've just read that petrol in Venezuela now costs six bolivars per litre! Just a few months ago it was only 10 centavos per litre... Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 30, 2017 10:59 PM (e9G8E) ======= A friend of mine just got his wife here from Caracas 2 weeks ago. He has been here 5 years. She wouldn't leave until her parents passed. She was on a plane the night of her Mom's funeral. He had to ship her toilet paper while he was here and she stayed. He left behind ownership of 2 apartment buildings, because the Govt. had expressed an interest in owning them. Apparently there, this is a precursor to the Govt. taking them and paying a pittance in order to claim he was fairly compensated. Great model for what the Left would like us to look like. Ruling class, and then all serfs.

Posted by: GOULD [/I] [/s] [/u] at May 30, 2017 06:12 PM (Hj4t4)

302 298 I going to post a photo of me holding two bloody tampons. One of mine and one of Kathie's. Posted by: Anderson Cooper --------- Ok, that made me laugh...

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 30, 2017 06:12 PM (kufk0)

303 238 >> Sinatra was a mobster wannabe Don Rickles having fun with Sinatra on Johnny Carson back in '76: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5_V9RT8aR8 Don comes out, then falls on his knees and kisses Frank's ring, and then goes into a mob routine, like he's telling Frank about the hits they made for him. Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 10:57 PM (8O3HH) That was hilarious.

Posted by: rickl at May 30, 2017 06:13 PM (sdi6R)

304 To be fair, 2% of the applicants are chairs. Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2017 11:11 PM (hBig If they move up to accepting applications from golden retrievers, the acceptance rate will plummet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:13 PM (SRKgf)

305 Start spreadin' the noooz.

Posted by: F. Sinatra at May 30, 2017 06:13 PM (+GtGJ)

306 Seriously, 98% acceptance? To be fair, 2% of the applicants are chairs. Posted by: t-bird at May well 2% were convicted of hate crimes against lgbtq

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:13 PM (cPsPa)

307 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2017 11:10 PM (SRKgf) I like the scene in the Dirty Dozen where Marvin keeps poking him in the chest.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 30, 2017 06:13 PM (IDPbH)

308 Legal Insurrection is a great blog. Fine legal analysis of current issues plus Jacobson has his pulse on the liberal nonsense going on in academia, especially the rampant antisemitism on many campuses.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:14 PM (nvMvs)

309 I like the scene in the Dirty Dozen where Marvin keeps poking him in the chest. Posted by: Jack Sock at May come on posy

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:14 PM (cPsPa)

310 Seriously, 98% acceptance? Makes you wonder what you'd have to put in your application that would get you bounced.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:14 PM (SRKgf)

311 134 Nothing beats a newer iPad, but they're pricey. Samsung makes some good tablets, too, as does Amazon. Try going to a good-sized Walmart and to your cell phone service provider to get a good feel for what suits your needs. Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 30, 2017 10:33 PM (nvMvs) We bought refurbed Samsung tablets ( But then we're cheap. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2017 10:35 PM (SRKgf) Thank you, Michael the Texan and Deplorable Jay! How is the battery on the Samsung?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 30, 2017 06:15 PM (TdMsT)

312 No, two separate vehicles. A pickup and a schoolbus, both '39 Internationals. There was a rich guy in town that used to hire our friend to work for him. Really liked him and gave him both vehicles.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2017 06:15 PM (Lqy/e)

313 310. Betcha they clipped a copy of their dd214 to the application. That would probably do the trick.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 06:16 PM (TwwWO)

314 Clint Walker is still alive. 90 years old.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 30, 2017 06:16 PM (IDPbH)

315 No, two separate vehicles. A pickup and a schoolbus, both '39 Internationals. There was a rich guy in town that used to hire our friend to work for him. Really liked him and gave him both vehicles. Posted by: Notsothoreau at May Thanks. I was just kidding. Have been some places out in the sticks where the combo would make sense. Nice gifts.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:16 PM (cPsPa)

316 An organization that is 50% liberal will be 70% in twenty years. In the next twenty it will be 90%. Then it will become a vampire on the client and the taxpayer, and not fit for purpose. When Trump went to that black church (just to pick the demo that is probably the biggest victims of democrat ruin) and talked about crumbling schools and cities, and asked "What have you got to lose?" ... it would be genius if it didn't feel so obvious. The limp disingenuous GOP congressmen should have been saying and doing the same thing the next fucking day.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at May 30, 2017 06:17 PM (VdICR)

317 311. Dyn-o-mite!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 06:17 PM (TwwWO)

318 Clint Walker is still alive. 90 years old. Posted by: Jack Sock Mark Levin has him on his radio show from time to time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2017 06:17 PM (IqV8l)

319 Youtube has video of Sinatra, Martin, Sammy Davis and Johnny Carson at a fund raiser in St. Louis. Females in Sinatra's crowds in the late '40's were every bit as out of control as the Beatles crowds in the '60's.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at May 30, 2017 06:17 PM (CL76w)

320 The chemical byproducts that result from your urine and the chlorine aren't as benign as you may think. ... Urine is made up of tons of different substances, all of which can interact with chlorine. But uric acid and a handful of amino acids pose the biggest threat. When each of these react with chlorine, they create are trichloraminen Not what I was expecting. I know that mixing ammonia and bleach can create toxic fumes, so I thought they were going to talk about the ammonia in urine.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 30, 2017 06:17 PM (vRcUp)

321 I'm leavin' today

Posted by: F. Sinatra at May 30, 2017 06:17 PM (+GtGJ)

322 I want to be a part of it

Posted by: F. Sinatra at May 30, 2017 06:18 PM (+GtGJ)

323 120 I bought an iPad Air after my iPad 2 started showing signs of dementia. I considered another type of tablet but I've become too attached to the relative ease of use that Apple products offer. I've got an iPhone and an Apple Watch too so they all mesh nicely with each other. Posted by: Tuna at May 30, 2017 10:30 PM (jm1YL) I'm also considering a refurbished IPad Air. Thanks!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 30, 2017 06:19 PM (TdMsT)

324 I confess, my husband is an Evergreen grad. They used to have a local campus, shared with the community college. He was one class short for his BA, and decided a few years to pick up that credit. Just shows how much work it took to turn him from the dark side.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2017 06:19 PM (Lqy/e)

325 Robert Mitchum, from "Farewell My Lovely," 24:15: "I figured there must've been a coupla hundred thousand girls who were as cute as Lace Pants who had passed through Hollywood in the past seven years, and most of them had taken those pants off at one time or another, while trying to make the grade."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:20 PM (SRKgf)

326 318 Clint Walker is still alive. 90 years old. Posted by: Jack Sock Mark Levin has him on his radio show from time to time. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2017 11:17 PM (IqV8l) That's cool. I have to assume then that his mind is pretty sharp for 90.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 30, 2017 06:20 PM (IDPbH)

327 They dimmed the lights on the Vegas Strip for Don Rickles, too, I just saw. That makes 6 they've done that for: Elvis, Sammy Davis, Jr. Dino George Burns Sinatra Jerry Tarkanian and then Rickles.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 06:20 PM (8O3HH)

328 203 Depression on the other hand still sucks. Hope everyone else is/has been well. Posted by: Bete the Deplorable at May 30, 2017 10:48 PM (Ojki1) I'm very sorry. You are on my prayer list. I hope you're looking into seeing a psychiatrist. They are specialists at treating depression and are much better than general practitioners.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:20 PM (nvMvs)

329 Noo York noo York

Posted by: F. Sinatra at May 30, 2017 06:20 PM (+GtGJ)

330 Farewell My Lovely https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7tfQVsxC3Y

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:20 PM (SRKgf)

331 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/869635825151209472 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/869635901017784326 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/869636047881326593 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/869636148917927938

Posted by: kbdabear at May 30, 2017 06:21 PM (AOrEZ)

332 Sterling Hayden was a genuine badass.

Posted by: Pale Winona Rider at May 30, 2017 06:21 PM (bc2Lc)

333 Well, I just angered my entire family. My sister is in town and we all had dinner at the other sister's house. She has conversation cards which ask a question that everybody must answer. The question was if you could decide how all your income tax money would be spent forever and it could be only one thing, what would thing be? They were all health care, save the whales, and a bunch of hippy crap. I answered the military and they were all aghast. I'm just a barbarian. And a moron.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at May 30, 2017 06:21 PM (Nwg0u)

334 More SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/869636247689494528 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/869636353537052673 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/869637225419612160 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/869638135130488834

Posted by: kbdabear at May 30, 2017 06:22 PM (AOrEZ)

335 283. Loved that series. And Alexei as their landlord.....heh.....the south african vampire episode was brilliant. -- Hate mail

Posted by: Neil at May 30, 2017 06:22 PM (vChNs)

336 "Clint Walker might could take Mitchum in a fight. " I only know Walker from The Dirty Dozen. Mitchum grew up as a teenager in chain fights in Depression hobo jungles. He didn't look for fights in Hollywood, but the few he was in he killed non-actors with tough guy pedigree.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 30, 2017 06:22 PM (pV/54)

337 332 Sterling Hayden was a genuine badass. Posted by: Pale Winona Rider at May 30, 2017 11:21 PM (bc2Lc) He was the dirty cop in The Godfather right?

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 30, 2017 06:22 PM (IDPbH)

338 Well, I just angered my entire family. My sister is in town and we all had dinner at the other sister's house. She has conversation cards which ask a question that everybody must answer. The question was if you could decide how all your income tax money would be spent forever and it could be only one thing, what would thing be? They were all health care, save the whales, and a bunch of hippy crap. I answered the military and they were all aghast. I'm just a barbarian. And a moron. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at May was you family aghast at the way you would spend the money or that you gave an answer guaranteed to send you sister over the edge?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:23 PM (cPsPa)

339 That's cool. I have to assume then that his mind is pretty sharp for 90. Posted by: Jack Sock at May 30, 2017 11:20 PM He's a little slower than he was 50 years ago but not bad.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2017 06:23 PM (IqV8l)

340 337 332 Sterling Hayden was a genuine badass. Posted by: Pale Winona Rider at May 30, 2017 11:21 PM (bc2Lc) He was the dirty cop in The Godfather right? Posted by: Jack Sock at May 30, 2017 11:22 PM (IDPbH) Yep.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:23 PM (SRKgf)

341 Trump is a lying sack of dog poo and we wants Presdent Obama back. Lets make this happen............

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 30, 2017 06:23 PM (WmgTn)

342 He's a little slower than he was 50 years ago but not bad. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2017 11:23 PM (IqV8l) Fair enough.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:24 PM (SRKgf)

343 He also smoked, which has a tendency to change your voice over time. Posted by: GOULD at May 30, 2017 10:12 PM (Hj4t4) In the "Sinatra at the Sands" album, with Count Basie, he talks about laying off cigarettes and booze in prep and during those shows.

Posted by: gNewt at May 30, 2017 06:25 PM (7vDS5)

344 Well, I just angered my entire family. My sister is in town and we all had dinner at the other sister's house. She has conversation cards which ask a question that everybody must answer. The question was if you could decide how all your income tax money would be spent forever and it could be only one thing, what would thing be? They were all health care, save the whales, and a bunch of hippy crap. I answered the military and they were all aghast. I'm just a barbarian. And a moron. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at May I take it "paying down the national debt," and "prosecuting the Democrat Party under RICO" weren't options?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:25 PM (SRKgf)

345 Sterling Hayden was in this movie called "Zero Hour!", an airplane disaster movie. Dana Andrews starred. Anyway, the producers of Airplane! used the screenplay for that as the basis of Airplane. The dialogue was used almost verbatim. They just made it funny. Sterling Hayden was the Robert Stack character, and Dana Andrews was Ted Striker. There's some Youtube videos with side-by-side comparisons.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 06:26 PM (8O3HH)

346 Well, I just angered my entire family. My sister is in town and we all had dinner at the other sister's house. She has conversation cards which ask a question that everybody must answer. The question was if you could decide how all your income tax money would be spent forever and it could be only one thing, what would thing be? They were all health care, save the whales, and a bunch of hippy crap. I answered the military and they were all aghast. I'm just a barbarian. And a moron. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at May you should have specified B52s dropping unguided napalm canisters.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:26 PM (cPsPa)

347 How is the battery on the Samsung? Posted by: Ladylibertarian -------------- *tick, tick, tick...*

Posted by: Samsung battery at May 30, 2017 06:26 PM (OdK9v)

348 I would like all my income tax money to go to my SS account.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 30, 2017 06:27 PM (IDPbH)

349 Conversation cards??

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2017 06:27 PM (IqV8l)

350 Be well all. I should be off tomorrow, but can't get the info for our newsletter, pissing me off. Be well all, I should be off to bed. Sleep well.

Posted by: Farmer at May 30, 2017 06:27 PM (yJ1e6)

351 "Sterling Hayden was a genuine badass." Yes. In a different way, Jimmy Stewart who piloted something like 20 real combat missions in WWII.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 30, 2017 06:28 PM (pV/54)

352 iThe question was if you could decide how all your income tax money would be spent forever and it could be only one thing, what would thing be? They were all health care, save the whales, and a bunch of hippy crap. I answered the military and they were all aghast. I'm just a barbarian. And a moron. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at May 30, 2017 11:21 PM (Nwg0u) [/ ] Score one for the home team.

Posted by: gNewt at May 30, 2017 06:28 PM (7vDS5)

353 Conversation cards?? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May you hand the out to constrain the conversation to topics the hostess / zampolit wants. prevents people from talking about things that are fun or forbidden.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:28 PM (cPsPa)

354 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert, Former ONT Staple, Now Just Some Worthless Lurker at May 30, 2017 06:28 PM (mknWS)

355 What was Kathy Griffin going for with that photo shoot with Trumps bloody severed head? Why can't a Kathy Griffin pony up 30 grand a year to hire somebody like me to be their No Man. Their own personal right winger and white person, like a fly over country insurance policy. Small price to pay when you think about it. I can juggle being the No Man for 5 celebrities. But no more.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 30, 2017 06:29 PM (2qHjF)

356 They dimmed the lights on the Vegas Strip for Don Rickles, too, I just saw. That makes 6 they've done that for: ----------- Presumably they will turn them off altogether for Wayne Newton.

Posted by: Samsung battery at May 30, 2017 06:29 PM (ZO497)

357 My kids daycare didn't have a 98% acceptance rate.

Posted by: Jean at May 30, 2017 06:29 PM (9TU00)

358 So...how is everyone? Care for a bit of metal? Fleshgod Apocalypse - Mafia (Full EP) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEz3-RoqG9E

Posted by: Robert, Former ONT Staple, Now Just Some Worthless Lurker at May 30, 2017 06:29 PM (mknWS)

359 >>>Sterling Hayden was a genuine badass. bleah. A great actor, but another Hollywood leftie commie.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 30, 2017 06:30 PM (vRcUp)

360 I've got a 100% acceptance rate.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 30, 2017 06:30 PM (8O3HH)

361 Yes. In a different way, Jimmy Stewart who piloted something like 20 real combat missions in WWII. Posted by: Ignoramus at May 30, 2017 11:28 PM (pV/54) The amazing thing - when considering his demeanor - was that George McGovern was a decorated bomber pilot. And unlike that walking turd Kerry, never spoke about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:30 PM (SRKgf)

362 Conversation cards??

Steven Wright would have a good joke about what happens when you get a full house.

Posted by: tarot at May 30, 2017 06:30 PM (wpC7C)

363 Broken arms can come true It can happen to you If you get in my way. - Frank Sinatra

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at May 30, 2017 06:30 PM (Nwg0u)

364 A group called The Uppers have a parody song called "The Wreck of the Flying Yugo" about the one that flew off the Mackinaw Bridge.

Posted by: CMU VET at May 30, 2017 06:30 PM (C+wjz)

365 Good evening. Posted by: Robert, Former ONT Staple, Now Just Some Worthless Lurker at May 30, 2017 11:28 PM (mknWS) MY SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at May 30, 2017 06:30 PM (9m4zl)

366 Did it cause blow out?

Posted by: gNewt at May 30, 2017 06:30 PM (7vDS5)

367 Well, I just angered my entire family. My sister is in town and we all had dinner at the other sister's house. She has conversation cards which ask a question that everybody must answer. The question was if you could decide how all your income tax money would be spent forever and it could be only one thing, what would thing be? They were all health care, save the whales, and a bunch of hippy crap. I answered the military and they were all aghast. I'm just a barbarian. And a moron. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at May you should have specified B52s dropping unguided napalm canisters. Posted by: yankeefifth Dial-a-yield -- that makes them cry

Posted by: Jean at May 30, 2017 06:31 PM (9TU00)

368 Well, I just angered my entire family. My sister is in town and we all had dinner at the other sister's house. She has conversation cards which ask a question that everybody must answer. The question was if you could decide how all your income tax money would be spent forever and it could be only one thing, what would thing be? They were all health care, save the whales, and a bunch of hippy crap. I answered the military and they were all aghast. I'm just a barbarian. And a moron.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at May

Well, you  could always go on the offensive.

"Sure, you said health care and whales. But what about the LGBT community? Don't you care about them? And how about disenfranchised inner city minority voters? What is your health care money going to do to help them? And what about forgiving all college debt?  And what are you doing to make Muslims more welcome here in the future? You want all of YOUR money to go to health care; how about those people that don't need help with their health? Don't you care about them?

Posted by: shibumi at May 30, 2017 06:31 PM (aT+Bx)

369 trichloramine

Holy crap!  My dad's college chemistry book talked about that substance.  It's related to Nitrogen triiodide, which your high school chemistry teacher may or may not have made to show you something that goes boom!

My dad's textbook mentioned in a footnote that the discoverer of Nitrogen trichloride lost two fingers and an eye when he discovered it, which has always given me the mental image of a scientist holding a test tube with something in it near his eye and then shakes it slightly while muttering "what's this stuff?"

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 30, 2017 06:31 PM (ZBO0C)

370 *hears the strains of Paul Shanklin, 'In a Yugo'*

vid: http://tinyurl.com/oucjfjv

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 11:07 PM (OdK9v)



Heh, my celebrity family member.  His wife is a distant (third, I think) cousin.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 30, 2017 06:31 PM (yzxic)

371 They were all health care, save the whales, and a bunch of hippy crap. I answered the military and they were all aghast. I'm just a barbarian. And a moron. --- gee, why aren't all those other things mentioned in the constitution?

Posted by: Neil at May 30, 2017 06:32 PM (vChNs)

372 No love for the Washington Public Power Supply System nuke fiasco? What's not to love about WHOOPS! Still paying for that boondoggle.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 30, 2017 06:32 PM (e1mEI)

373 Dial-a-yield -- that makes them cry Posted by: Jean at May bucket of sunshine?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:32 PM (cPsPa)

374 MY SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 30, 2017 11:30 PM (9m4zl) MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Robert, Former ONT Staple, Now Just Some Worthless Lurker at May 30, 2017 06:32 PM (mknWS)

375 363 Broken arms can come true
It can happen to you
If you get in my way.

- Frank Sinatra

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at May 30, 2017 11:30 PM (Nwg0u)

++++

heh.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 30, 2017 06:33 PM (R+30W)

376 Nitrogen triiodide, which your high school chemistry teacher may or may not have made to show you something that goes boom! ----------- Heh. We used to scatter crystals in the hallway of the Chem department. Snap, crackle, pop.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 06:33 PM (ZO497)

377 She has conversation cards which ask a question that everybody must answer. The question was if you could decide how all your income tax money would be spent forever and it could be only one thing, what would thing be? They were all health care, save the whales, and a bunch of hippy crap. I answered the military and they were all aghast. I'm just a barbarian. And a moron. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at May 30, 2017 11:21 PM (Nwg0u) I'd suggest: spend it on death squads to hunt down and liquidate idiots that promulgate "conversation cards".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2017 06:33 PM (XUcIQ)

378 bucket of sunshine? Posted by: yankeefifth adjustable sized bucket, makes them more likely to be used

Posted by: Jean at May 30, 2017 06:33 PM (9TU00)

379 Well, I just angered my entire family. My sister is in town and we all had dinner at the other sister's house. She has conversation cards which ask a question that everybody must answer. The question was if you could decide how all your income tax money would be spent forever and it could be only one thing, what would thing be? They were all health care, save the whales, and a bunch of hippy crap. I answered the military and they were all aghast. I'm just a barbarian. And a moron.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at May 30, 2017 11:21 PM (Nwg0u)



Next time, you should take this card deck over.  They'll really get triggered when all your answers are, "Fuck it, kill 'em."


https://www.conflictedthegame.com/


Posted by: Country Singer at May 30, 2017 06:33 PM (yzxic)

380 Well, I just angered my entire family. My sister is in town and we all had dinner at the other sister's house. She has conversation cards which ask a question that everybody must answer. The question was if you could decide how all your income tax money would be spent forever and it could be only one thing, what would thing be? They were all health care, save the whales, and a bunch of hippy crap. I answered the military and they were all aghast. I'm just a barbarian. And a moron. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at May everyone knows a real hostess would be able to steer conversation wherever she wanted without conversation cards. Is your sister hot?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:33 PM (cPsPa)

381 Also, I want all of my tax money forever to go the defense industry. To make Space Weapons that will destroy an ant if it angers me.

/and laser guns that shoot around the corner.

Posted by: shibumi at May 30, 2017 06:34 PM (aT+Bx)

382 You could have really had your family go ballistic if you said you wanted your tax money designated for The Wall.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 30, 2017 06:34 PM (IDPbH)

383 My butt has a 98% acceptance rate.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 30, 2017 06:34 PM (vRcUp)

384 "and Dana Andrews was Ted Striker. "

Dana Andrews was there in silver underwear....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 30, 2017 06:34 PM (w+Jhj)

385 369. Heh.....that's fun stuff, right there. Kurt Saxon taught me all about it. We made a batch and ended up wrecking a drawer in a lab station when it dried out. Good times...

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 06:34 PM (TwwWO)

386 adjustable sized bucket, makes them more likely to be used Posted by: Jean at May

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:34 PM (cPsPa)

387 was you family aghast at the way you would spend the money or that you gave an answer guaranteed to send you sister over the edge? - That I wanted to travel the world, meet interesting people, and drop bombs on them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at May 30, 2017 06:35 PM (Nwg0u)

388 Liberals pointedly forget the bottom of Maslow's pyramid, and they think it's rude to be reminded.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at May 30, 2017 06:35 PM (VdICR)

389 Posted by: Robert, Former ONT Staple, Now Just Some Worthless Lurker

Dude!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2017 06:36 PM (IcT7t)

390 That I wanted to travel the world, meet interesting people, and drop bombs on them.
--

So... a potential Marine?

Posted by: shibumi at May 30, 2017 06:36 PM (aT+Bx)

391 The original Cape Fear with Robert Mitchum has really frightened every woman (several) who I know that has seen it. The movie has a sullen, foreboding feel to it, and Mitchum is an embodiment of evil. The musical score is so good that much of it was worked into the DeNiro/Scorsese remake. Highly recommended. Another sleeper is The Big Heat. Famous scene where Gloria Grahame (moll) has hot coffee thrown in her face by Lee Marvin (gangster). Glenn Ford is spot on as a hard boiled cop out for blood. Also, Gloria Grahame was great looking imho. Have to pull these out of the closet and check them out again.

Posted by: RM at May 30, 2017 06:36 PM (eP+dt)

392 You could have really had your family go ballistic if you said you wanted your tax money designated for The Wall. Posted by: Jack Sock at May 30, 2017 11:34 PM (IDPbH) You can't eat your pudding if you don't have any meat!

Posted by: Pink Floyd at May 30, 2017 06:36 PM (mknWS)

393 353 Conversation cards?? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May Isnt social media paying dividends? Aren't all the factions of Marxism swell? Didn't Orwell or Huxley warn about Converstaion Cards in one of their books?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 30, 2017 06:36 PM (2qHjF)

394 Posted by: Robert, Former ONT Staple, Now Just Some Worthless Lurker at May 30, 2017 11:32 PM (mknWS) How ARE you? Details?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at May 30, 2017 06:36 PM (9m4zl)

395 Heh, my celebrity family member. His wife is a distant (third, I think) cousin. Posted by: Country Singer ---------- He's done some funny, funny stuff. Celebrity status here: Bette Davis is a sixth cousin...on two branches of the family. I've not checked, but somewhere in there, two cousins married.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 06:36 PM (ZO497)

396 That I wanted to travel the world, meet interesting people, and drop bombs on them. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at May heh. cultural redevelopment

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:37 PM (cPsPa)

397 Dude! Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2017 11:36 PM (IcT7t) No, he was another staple of the ONT, did those gaming threads.

Posted by: Robert, Former ONT Staple, Now Just Some Worthless Lurker at May 30, 2017 06:37 PM (mknWS)

398 No, he was another staple of the ONT, did those gaming threads.

Funny. I see you already posted a metal link.

Welcome back.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2017 06:39 PM (IcT7t)

399 Watched most of the Big Red 1 with Lee Marvin last night. He was a natural badass. Broadcast TV cuts the meat out of movies.

Posted by: gNewt at May 30, 2017 06:39 PM (7vDS5)

400 Check out Ranger Up T-Shirts.  Good shit that the Horde will get.  Closest to Ace of Spades shirt I have seen. If you sow evil be AFRAID.    The masthead of skull and bones with the hoist the black flag quote on the back.  Just a heads up to the Horde.

Posted by: prophet at May 30, 2017 06:40 PM (KIJKy)

401 How ARE you? Details? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 30, 2017 11:36 PM (9m4zl) I've been happily married for two and a half years now. His name if Markus. We're adopting a little Malaysian baby.

Posted by: Robert, Liar and Scoundrel at May 30, 2017 06:40 PM (mknWS)

402 Hayden may have been a stupid commie in later life, but his war service was pretty impressive (OSS).  Have no idea whether, like McGovern (and most WWII guys), he barely talked about it.

Didn't McGovern have an epiphany of sorts in recent years - when he was running a small hotel or something somewhere in flyover country (?) - in which he made more sense, at least on domestic policy?  Seem to vaguely recall something like that.

Well, made a big bottle of orange juice (friend's tree), and a medium bottle of grapefruit juice (another friend's tree), so now I'm going to go make some 9mm.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 30, 2017 06:40 PM (QDnY+)

403 Watched "Fury" for the first time tonight.  They had it on AMC.  By the time they got to the end, I was yelling at the TV "Can't you fuckers go 5 minutes without a freaking commercial break?!?!?"

I mean, seriously, they had a break right at the end of the movie, and then played like *one* minute more and then the credits.  Assholes.

But, other than that it was a pretty good movie.  I don't normally care for Pitt but he did a good job with this one.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 30, 2017 06:41 PM (w+Jhj)

404 And what about you and Thor?

Posted by: Robert, Not A Norseman at May 30, 2017 06:41 PM (mknWS)

405 Bonnie Parker was my Aunt Billie's cousin.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 30, 2017 06:41 PM (RI3St)

406 I've been happily married for two and a half years now. His name if Markus. We're adopting a little Malaysian baby. Posted by: Robert, Liar and Scoundrel at May so you are not happily married, just married?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:41 PM (cPsPa)

407 Fury is on right now

Posted by: MAxIE at May 30, 2017 06:41 PM (9TR2V)

408 Were not Marvin and Mitchum Marines in WWII?

Posted by: CMU VET at May 30, 2017 06:42 PM (C+wjz)

409 Yes, of course, I am being too nosy! Never mind, I was just so excited to "see" you How's your lovely mother?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at May 30, 2017 06:42 PM (9m4zl)

410 She is a fucking butt ugly woman. Stop a clock ugly. Turn a funeral up a street ugly The banned Chevy-driving commenter whose name is anathema, whom I shall call Yamato, used the expression "scare a turd down the toilet".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 30, 2017 06:42 PM (6FqZa)

411 Welcome back. Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2017 11:39 PM (IcT7t) Thank you. All this porn is taking time to transfer into this thumb drive and I figure I have a little time to kill.

Posted by: Robert, Not A Norseman at May 30, 2017 06:42 PM (mknWS)

412 Sammy, tell Lawford to stop humping the cocktail waitress.

Posted by: F. Sinatra at May 30, 2017 06:42 PM (+GtGJ)

413 One can only hope that the bitchy buttercups at Evergreen State all have their little performances pulled out of the video and individually posted on the internet. Where they will be memorialized, reviled and mocked for the rest of their lives. Think about the bike lock professor's employability. Actions sometimes have consequences, kiddies.

Posted by: RM at May 30, 2017 06:43 PM (eP+dt)

414 Is The Dude now The Walking Dude, do you think? I miss zakn, too, but he checks in now and then.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at May 30, 2017 06:43 PM (9m4zl)

415 Watched "Fury" for the first time tonight. They had it on AMC. By the time they got to the end, I was yelling at the TV "Can't you fuckers go 5 minutes without a freaking commercial break?!?!?" [/] Record 'em and skip the commercials.

Posted by: gNewt at May 30, 2017 06:43 PM (7vDS5)

416 McGovern did muse on some libertarianey themes for awhile, but then he turned back to kissing Obama's rear.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 30, 2017 06:44 PM (6FqZa)

417 333 Well, I just angered my entire family. My sister is in town and we all had dinner at the other sister's house. She has conversation cards which ask a question that everybody must answer. The question was if you could decide how all your income tax money would be spent forever and it could be only one thing, what would thing be? They were all health care, save the whales, and a bunch of hippy crap. I answered the military and they were all aghast. I'm just a barbarian. And a moron. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at May 30, 2017 11:21 PM (Nwg0u) Reparations to survivors of the Raid on Macho Grande.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 30, 2017 06:44 PM (e1mEI)

418 My dad's textbook mentioned in a footnote that the discoverer of Nitrogen trichloride lost two fingers and an eye when he discovered it, which has always given me the mental image of a scientist holding a test tube with something in it near his eye and then shakes it slightly while muttering "what's this stuff?" Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 30, 2017 11:31 PM (ZBO0C) There was a chemist who did a series of blog posts "Stuff I won't work with." Some fun stuff in there. I think the site has been shut down, sadly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 06:44 PM (ZgkX8)

419 I always questioned dial-a-yield.

I get that some applications call for different amounts of boom, but I think once you're splitting and fusing atoms, P for Plenty should be the only setting.  Worked for UDT, works for the SEALs.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 30, 2017 06:44 PM (QDnY+)

420 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 30, 2017 11:42 PM (6FqZa) Poor dear Bl*zer.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at May 30, 2017 06:45 PM (9m4zl)

421 "Posted by: Robert, Not A Norseman"

Perchance this be the same Robert that was posting on here when I first stopped by, so that I had to moniker myself thusly?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 30, 2017 06:45 PM (w+Jhj)

422 Think about the bike lock professor's employability. Actions sometimes have consequences, kiddies. Posted by: RM at May 30, 2017 11:43 PM (eP+dt) You forget Melissa Click, who was recently hired at Gonzaga University. Why, I do not know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:45 PM (SRKgf)

423 The damn tags are closed.

Posted by: gNewt at May 30, 2017 06:45 PM (7vDS5)

424 I always questioned dial-a-yield. I get that some applications call for different amounts of boom, but I think once you're splitting and fusing atoms, P for Plenty should be the only setting. Worked for UDT, works for the SEALs. Posted by: rhomboid at May makes as much sense as dialing the yield for a blow job.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:46 PM (cPsPa)

425 Yes, of course, I am being too nosy! Never mind, I was just so excited to "see" you How's your lovely mother? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 30, 2017 11:42 PM (9m4zl) Nnaaaaaaahhh!!!! Still same ole little me. Still single, though pining for some hot young (female) thing that wouldn't take notice of a dope like me in a million years. Alas! So now I do squats. And bake. >>_>> Mom's fine! And creaky.

Posted by: Robert, Not A Norseman at May 30, 2017 06:47 PM (mknWS)

426 Posted by: Robert, Not A Norseman at May 30, 2017 11:41 PM (mknWS) We're okay, thanks! I am tired as heck, and am going to bed, but do please come back often!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at May 30, 2017 06:47 PM (9m4zl)

427 408 Were not Marvin and Mitchum Marines in WWII? Posted by: CMU VET at May 30, 2017 11:42 PM (C+wjz) Marvin yes. Mitchum no.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:47 PM (SRKgf)

428 "Record 'em and skip the commercials.

Posted by: gNewt"

Too much frickin work and no DVR.  Which is amusing since in my job I worked with some of the first DVRs that were brought into the US.

Shoulda just rented the blu-ray.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 30, 2017 06:48 PM (w+Jhj)

429 Robert, Not A Norseman at May "TPAKTOP"

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:48 PM (cPsPa)

430 I get that some applications call for different amounts of boom, but I think once you're splitting and fusing atoms, P for Plenty should be the only setting. Worked for UDT, works for the SEALs. Posted by: rhomboid at May 30, 2017 11:44 PM (QDnY+) So with dial-a-yield, what happens to all the fissionable stuff that doesn't fission because you cranked the knob down to "Not Enough"? Does it become part of the fallout plume?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2017 06:48 PM (XUcIQ)

431 419. I get the idea. Sometimes you feel like a czar bomba, sometimes ya don't. Options are always good.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 06:48 PM (TwwWO)

432 You forget Melissa Click, who was recently hired at Gonzaga University. Why, I do not know. ------ Leftard street cred

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2017 06:48 PM (+GtGJ)

433 Thank you. All this porn is taking time to transfer into this thumb drive and I figure I have a little time to kill.

At least you're making good use of the time.  Hate to think you were just hanging out here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2017 06:48 PM (IcT7t)

434 Bedtime for me.  Have fun ya'll

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 30, 2017 06:48 PM (w+Jhj)

435 so you are not happily married, just married? Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 11:41 PM (cPsPa) Isn't that true for most people? >>_>>

Posted by: Robert, oiled up with nowhere to go at May 30, 2017 06:48 PM (mknWS)

436 Lee Marvin came from a high income family in NYC but was a perpetual fuck-up as a youngster until he joined the Marines at the start of WII. He did real duty as a semi-commando sniper until he got badly wounded at Saipan (I know this because I googled him yesterday while watching The Dirty Dozen). Mitchum wasn't drafted. IIRC he had a criminal record and didn't press to get drafted. Irony is that he came to LA to join his sister at a military aircraft factory and fell into local community theater.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 30, 2017 06:49 PM (pV/54)

437 e're okay, thanks! I am tired as heck, and am going to bed, but do please come back often!! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 30, 2017 11:47 PM (9m4zl) Good night! I'll try! *Ties your shoelaces together*

Posted by: Robert, oiled up with nowhere to go at May 30, 2017 06:49 PM (mknWS)

438 Gonzaga University Am I the only one to think that someone, somewhere, sometime, has said, "Wow! Nice gonzagas!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:50 PM (SRKgf)

439 Isn't that true for most people? >>_>> Posted by: Robert, oiled up with nowhere to go at May well, not me, thanks to all my AOSHQ marriage advice and sharing groups. leave it all on the blog.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:50 PM (cPsPa)

440 House of Cards is back on Netflix. Hopefully the sleazy Underwoods get what's coming...their very own Trump.

Posted by: Jmel at May 30, 2017 06:50 PM (OeWgo)

441 Perchance this be the same Robert that was posting on here when I first stopped by, so that I had to moniker myself thusly? Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 30, 2017 11:45 PM (w+Jhj) It's a possibility?

Posted by: Metal Robert at May 30, 2017 06:50 PM (mknWS)

442 Melissa Click - well, maybe it will work out for them after all. But I sure wouldn't want one of those videos out there about me forever.

Posted by: RM at May 30, 2017 06:51 PM (eP+dt)

443 "TPAKTOP" Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 11:48 PM (cPsPa) *Poses heroically in front of a blazing sun*

Posted by: Metal Robert at May 30, 2017 06:51 PM (mknWS)

444 403 Watched "Fury" for the first time tonight. They had it on AMC. I don't normally care for Pitt but he did a good job with this one. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 30, 2017 11:41 PM (w+Jhj) Funny, but I watched it on Amazon Prime last night. Much of it was pretty impressive except for the scene where an SS battalion runs around like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off. Serious script problem there. Other than that, the filming and production values were great. I tend to like Brad Pitt.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:51 PM (nvMvs)

445 Lee Marvin came from a high income family in NYC but was a perpetual fuck-up as a youngster until he joined the Marines at the start of WII. He did real duty as a semi-commando sniper until he got badly wounded at Saipan (I know this because I googled him yesterday while watching The Dirty Dozen). On a personal note, Lee Marvin, like my father, was in the 24th Marines on Saipan, one of the operations of that 4th Marine Division regiment before Iwo Jima.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:52 PM (SRKgf)

446 Re Kathy Griffin - the photog 'Tyler Shields' needs to be hounded out of the business and reduced to giving handies at the greyhound station.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 06:52 PM (TwwWO)

447 *Poses heroically in front of a blazing sun* Posted by: Metal Robert at May Cthulhu done got his cephalopod ass banned. moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:53 PM (cPsPa)

448 410 She is a fucking butt ugly woman. Stop a clock ugly. Turn a funeral up a street ugly The banned Chevy-driving commenter whose name is anathema, whom I shall call Yamato, used the expression "scare a turd down the toilet". Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 30, 2017 11:42 PM (6FqZa) Slapped in the face with a shovel ugly, twice over. As my father would say, beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 30, 2017 06:53 PM (NXsWM)

449 It looks like either the site was renamed or the articles moved. Here is one of the "Things I won't work with." Tonight's episode: Dioxygen Difloride, or FOOF http://tinyurl.com/pp2nf4b

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 06:53 PM (ZgkX8)

450 AOP, excellent question.

I think you are correct that the unburned fission fuel would become a part of the debris, though we're talking vaporized plutonium or uranium metal, I would think.  Sounds reasonably unpleasant, though the amount involved would probably make it a minor factor in the toxicity of the bomb byproducts.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 30, 2017 06:53 PM (QDnY+)

451 well, not me, thanks to all my AOSHQ marriage advice and sharing groups. leave it all on the blog. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 11:50 PM (cPsPa) Toilet seat, up or down?

Posted by: Metal Robert at May 30, 2017 06:54 PM (mknWS)

452 Hello, 'rons and 'ettes. We had an accidental shooting today in our town. One teenager is dead. It didn't take five minutes for the anti-gun snark to begin on the local "news and gossip" FB group. I was royally ticked off. I told one person to shut their piehole, stick the gun control scripts up their kiester, and wait to get some bleedin' facts before posting nonsense. Well, now the person in question says they're going to report me to my boss and make sure I get fired. Not likely to happen, but dammit, a kid is dead. It is not the time to push progressive crap. So...how ya'll doin'?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 30, 2017 06:55 PM (rJUlF)

453 Watching 'The Five.' Who's that sultry brunette, that naughty, naughty girl who's clearly in need of a good spanking?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 06:55 PM (TwwWO)

454 442 Melissa Click - well, maybe it will work out for them after all. But I sure wouldn't want one of those videos out there about me forever. Posted by: RM at May 30, 2017 11:51 PM (eP+dt) Used to be that when you had made a total ass of yourself, you could leave town, reinvent yourself, and have a nice life. Now, that shit stays with you forever. I have a feeling that youtube will make the suicide rate rise, exponentially, when all this comes home to roost.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 30, 2017 06:55 PM (NXsWM)

455 well, not me, thanks to all my AOSHQ marriage advice and sharing groups. leave it all on the blog. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 11:50 PM (cPsPa) Toilet seat, up or down? Posted by: Metal Robert at May who knows. bitches be crazy. just go in the shower.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:55 PM (cPsPa)

456 Cthulhu done got his cephalopod ass banned. moose out front should have told you. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 11:53 PM (cPsPa) Epic sadness. What's the story there?

Posted by: Metal Robert at May 30, 2017 06:56 PM (mknWS)

457 450. Project Pluto farts in the general direction of dial-a-yield.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 06:56 PM (TwwWO)

458 You forget Melissa Click, who was recently hired at Gonzaga University. Why, I do not know. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara ------------- Angela Davis

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 06:56 PM (ZO497)

459 Watching 'The Five.' Who's that sultry brunette, that naughty, naughty girl who's clearly in need of a good spanking? Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 11:55 PM (TwwWO) Kimberly Guilfoyle. I saw her first.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 30, 2017 06:56 PM (rJUlF)

460 Toilet seat, up or down? Posted by: Metal Robert at May Up. And lubricate the periphery of the bowl with vaseline. Hilarity ensues. Also divorce. But at least you get some great stories out of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:56 PM (SRKgf)

461 459. Heh....I can tell from the way she's looking at the camera - she wants me.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 06:57 PM (TwwWO)

462 Epic sadness. What's the story there? Posted by: Metal Robert at May really don not know the details. simply passing a message along.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 06:58 PM (cPsPa)

463 "Dial-a-yield" is an option on almost all current nuclear weapons. The name give the impression of a continuous selector, but it's really discrete, like "low", "medium", "high". Look up variable yield warheads and read the details.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 30, 2017 06:58 PM (8O3HH)

464 just go in the shower. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 11:55 PM (cPsPa) Neighbor's dogs are all uppity, I gotta piss around the fence to show 'em who's in charge.

Posted by: Metal Robert at May 30, 2017 06:58 PM (mknWS)

465 Also divorce. But at least you get some great stories out of it. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2017 11:56 PM (SRKgf) Plastic wrap that bad boy, nice and tight, so you can't see it at night. That'll give the boys nightmares, if it goes right.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 30, 2017 06:58 PM (NXsWM)

466 Were not Marvin and Mitchum Marines in WWII? Posted by: CMU VET at May 30, 2017 11:42 PM (C+wjz) Marvin was (wounded on Saipan). Not sure about Mitchum.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at May 30, 2017 06:58 PM (gqTYw)

467 Watching 'The Five.' Who's that sultry brunette, that naughty, naughty girl who's clearly in need of a good spanking? Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. ------------- Kimberly? You should see the stuff she did for Victoria's Secret.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 06:58 PM (ZO497)

468 And fuck Kathy (lizard face) Griffin. Posted by: vivi at May 30, 2017 10:26 PM (11H2y) --- Then we get more lizard people.

Posted by: David Ickes at May 30, 2017 06:59 PM (JhE5a)

469 Photos are SFW

Pass.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at May 30, 2017 06:59 PM (FAO5C)

470 453: Palp, good Lord, that's Kimberly Guilfoyle. Where have you been? And off slut sock.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 06:59 PM (8O3HH)

471 Angela Davis Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 11:56 PM (ZO497) Herbert Marcuse. Howard Zinn. Noam Chomsky. The list goes on ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 06:59 PM (SRKgf)

472 Neighbor's dogs are all uppity, I gotta piss around the fence to show 'em who's in charge. Posted by: Metal Robert at May 30, 2017 11:58 PM (mknWS) We had a terrier named Louie who, seeing other dogs coming up to my husband at the doggie park, decided he should pee on him to claim him once and for all. Little pisser. I once saw him turn himself nearly over trying to up-piss a retriever. Pissed all over his belly but figured he was cock of the walk.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 30, 2017 06:59 PM (NXsWM)

473 470. I've got tv for the first time in 7 years. (Angel-clan watch k-dramas and VN musicals exclusively. )

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 07:00 PM (TwwWO)

474 So...how ya'll doin'?
--

a guy in another department at my part time job whacked his wife with an axe, went to work for 14 hours, came home, called 911 and said it was a robbery. It was not.

He's in jail; it was determined that it was prolly a blunt force trauma rather than axe in the brain. Wife is still alive.

I think "working alongside unknown homicidal maniac" might beat "facebook calls for gun control," but I'm not sure.

/ the business is closing in the next few months, and I think a lot of people are going to snap. 

Posted by: shibumi at May 30, 2017 07:00 PM (aT+Bx)

475 really don not know the details. simply passing a message along. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 11:58 PM (cPsPa) That sucks. I blame Bush.

Posted by: Metal Robert at May 30, 2017 07:01 PM (mknWS)

476 Neighbor's dogs are all uppity, I gotta piss around the fence to show 'em who's in charge. Posted by: Metal Robert at May does that work interspecies? I do that around the office to keep people out of my office and claim extra cube space for the interns.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:01 PM (cPsPa)

477 Kimberly? You should see the stuff she did for Victoria's Secret. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May rather get a gander at the stuff she did for her first husband.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:03 PM (cPsPa)

478 Up. And lubricate the periphery of the bowl with vaseline. Hilarity ensues. Also divorce. But at least you get some great stories out of it. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2017 11:56 PM (SRKgf) You tell her, "Honey, I know you're mad now but you're going to look back o this moment and laugh and laugh and laaaaauuuugggh!"

Posted by: Metal Robert at May 30, 2017 07:03 PM (mknWS)

479 Woof.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2017 07:03 PM (+GtGJ)

480 Kim Guilfoyle is Immigrant Irish/Puerto Rican. Great volatile combination.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 30, 2017 07:03 PM (pV/54)

481 The Bill Whittle video was good, as they usually are.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2017 07:04 PM (XUcIQ)

482 Guilfoyle is Immigrant Irish/Puerto Rican. Great volatile combination. Posted by: Ignoramus at May like red mercury and wasabi

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:04 PM (cPsPa)

483 Heh....I can tell from the way she's looking at the camera - she wants me.
--

Subliminal messages to the Murdoch boys.

"Pay me MORE MONEY... pay me MUCH MORE MONEY"

Posted by: shibumi at May 30, 2017 07:04 PM (aT+Bx)

484 Hold it...there are rumors that Guilfoyle may replace Sean Spicer?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 07:04 PM (ZO497)

485 480. Yeah....I get a real 'ice-pick-under-the-pillow' vibe off her. In a good way, though.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 07:05 PM (TwwWO)

486 Shibumi, you "win". Whoa.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 30, 2017 07:05 PM (rJUlF)

487 And lubricate the periphery of the bowl with vaseline. Hilarity ensues. Also divorce. But at least you get some great stories out of it. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2017 11:56 PM (SRKgf) You tell her, "Honey, I know you're mad now but you're going to look back o this moment and laugh and laugh and laaaaauuuugggh!" Posted by: Metal Robert at May you like that better than covering the top of the bowl with saran wrap?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:05 PM (cPsPa)

488 Dial a Yield. Mostly, to match the blast radius to the terrain and/or hardness of target. Advantage: not having to draw a specific-yield weapon from the depot for a hasty mission, when the weapon in the bomb bay or pylon, can be "made right" with a few turns of specific tools. Or nowadays, keystrokes to the cockpit control system. Really, it's about speed of deployment. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 07:06 PM (v5iqM)

489 Re Kathy Griffin - the photog 'Tyler Shields' needs to be hounded out of the business and reduced to giving handies at the greyhound station. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 11:52 PM (TwwWO) Photoshop mohammed's noggin in place of DJT's in that Kathy Griffin photo, and circulate on radical islamist websites. Stand back, and let Nature take its course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2017 07:06 PM (XUcIQ)

490 she's looking at the camera - she wants me. -- Subliminal messages to the Murdoch boys. "Pay me MORE MONEY... pay me MUCH MORE MONEY" Posted by: shibumi at May yeah, sure, she is the murdochettes speed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:07 PM (cPsPa)

491 I blame Bush. Posted by: Metal Robert at May 31, 2017 12:01 AM (mknWS) Whose?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 30, 2017 07:07 PM (NXsWM)

492 Photoshop mohammed's noggin in place of DJT's in that Kathy Griffin photo, and circulate on radical islamist websites. Stand back, and let Nature take its course. -------- That would take, you know, balls.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2017 07:07 PM (+GtGJ)

493 489. Just gave me an idea for a meme. Pshop Harambe's head into it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 07:08 PM (TwwWO)

494 Photoshop mohammed's noggin in place of DJT's in that Kathy Griffin photo, and circulate on radical islamist websites. Stand back, and let Nature take its course. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2017 12:06 AM (XUcIQ) Pretty sure if you just expose her to the sun, she will burst into flames all on her own.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 30, 2017 07:08 PM (NXsWM)

495 I guess I have seen the most recent Rambo movie before. The SJWs probably went bug fuck crazy over it in 2008 but I don't remember. I likey Julie Benz.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 30, 2017 07:09 PM (pY+s4)

496 Photoshop mohammed's noggin in place of DJT's in that Kathy Griffin photo, and circulate on radical islamist websites. Stand back, and let Nature take its course.

--------

That would take, you know, balls.
--

Sounds like a job for our friends at 4chan.

Posted by: shibumi at May 30, 2017 07:09 PM (aT+Bx)

497 You tell her, "Honey, I know you're mad now but you're going to look back o this moment and laugh and laugh and laaaaauuuugggh!" Posted by: Metal Robert at May 31, 2017 12:03 AM (mknWS) Things John Wayne Bobbitt probably said, vol. 7.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 07:10 PM (SRKgf)

498 "Dial-a-yield" is an option on almost all current nuclear weapons. The name give the impression of a continuous selector, but it's really discrete, like "low", "medium", "high". Look up variable yield warheads and read the details. Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 30, 2017 11:58 PM (8O3HH Yeha, but the in-implemented option to drop down to 'very low' is what makes the liberals cry

Posted by: Jean at May 30, 2017 07:10 PM (9TU00)

499 Harambe, pbuh... *sigh*

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 30, 2017 07:10 PM (e9G8E)

500 Over at my folks' house while they're away... hearing rustling and scratching coming from attic. Apparently they have a raccoon living up there rent free. I know this because we spotted him walking around up on the roof a couple weeks back. He should get himself a tiny home, like my brother.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 30, 2017 07:10 PM (crbOA)

501 Kimberly has appetites. She can eat, really likes to eat. They had some wing eating contest and she won, beating Beckel. He said she went through those like she goes through her men, chewing 'em up and spitting 'em out. That was the early days, before Bob's two firings. But she does like to eat. They'll have things where they have cake or stuff, for one of 'em's birthday. She can't help herself. When she was first lady of SF, Prince Chuckles and Camilla came and they had some fancy dinner. She was next to Chuckles, and he didn't want his dessert. She said, "if you're not gonna eat that, can I have it?" He said help yourself, and she ate it. I like to think she enjoys a certain type of exercise to burn those calories off.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 07:10 PM (8O3HH)

502 "San Onofre was closed because the just-replaced steam generators started leaking like sieves. Badly designed tubes, excessive vibration."

My understanding of the matter, which may be imperfect, is that the heat exchangers had originally come from a Japanese firm. And when the originals wore out after many years of reliable service, and began to leak, the contract was let again to the same Japanese OEM, who proffered an "improved" design.

But they had changed it to the point where while it was more thermodynamically efficient, it also had different structural, material, and resonance characteristics, and began to leak very soon after going into service.

There's an undergrad engineering lesson in this.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 30, 2017 07:11 PM (ujwCG)

503 Guilfoyle is Immigrant Irish/Puerto Rican.

Great volatile combination.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May
---

Lesson I learned from my maternal grandmother from Poland, when she learned her husband (my grandfather) bought his girlfriend a mink coat way back  in the 50's:

"You have to sleep sometime."

Followed by:

"I cook for you."

/yes, she got her mink

Posted by: shibumi at May 30, 2017 07:11 PM (aT+Bx)

504 so the dial yield thing is when you give the valet the valet key to limit the revs? what kind of horsepower does a nuke have? where do they redline?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:12 PM (cPsPa)

505 you like that better than covering the top of the bowl with saran wrap? Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 12:05 AM (cPsPa) You betcha. You don't need the fire department to extract her ass from the bowl with saran wrap. Close runner up, with saran wrap: coat the saran wrap with silver nitrate solution ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 07:12 PM (SRKgf)

506 Robert Mitchum. Actually watched one of his "classics" last night, "The Enemy Below", a taught naval war drama, where Mitchum commands a Destroyer escort in pursuit of a German U-boat, commanded by Curt Jurgens. There was a Star Trek episode (TOS) based on this movie, the one where the Enterprise is pursuing the Romulan warbird that came over the Neutral zone and attacked Federation outpost asteroids.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Don't follow me! at May 30, 2017 07:12 PM (S6Pax)

507 499. Our lord & savior Harambe.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 07:13 PM (TwwWO)

508 Page Six reporting Scott Pelley is out as anchor on the CBS Evening News. Good. Can't stand that guy.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 30, 2017 07:13 PM (rJUlF)

509 "Over at my folks' house while they're away... hearing rustling and scratching coming from attic. Apparently they have a raccoon living up there rent free."

It better be evicted pronto. Raccoons can cause a huge amount of damage in a very short time. And they carry a wide array of nasty zoonotic diseases that transmit to humans.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 30, 2017 07:14 PM (ujwCG)

510 481 The Bill Whittle video was good, as they usually are.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2017 12:04 AM (XUcIQ)

++++

Agreed! Sounds like something is going on with his voice, though. Has he had any kind of health issues in that regard?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 30, 2017 07:14 PM (R+30W)

511 You betcha. You don't need the fire department to extract her ass from the bowl with saran wrap. Close runner up, with saran wrap: coat the saran wrap with silver nitrate solution ... Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May our last resort was always putting clear gelatin in the bowl so it would have time to set overnight.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:14 PM (cPsPa)

512 OMG.

Alex Jones strikes again.

On Gateway Pundit:

$1,000 rewards!

Get on CNN w/ "CNN is ISIS" + Kathy Griffin on a sign.

T-shirts coming soon.

Posted by: shibumi at May 30, 2017 07:14 PM (aT+Bx)

513 499. Hard to believe it's been a year. Young Turks melting down over harambe memes: https://youtu.be/4FS5F5y_da8

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 07:15 PM (TwwWO)

514 Photoshop mohammed's noggin in place of DJT's in that Kathy Griffin photo, and circulate on radical islamist mainstream Democrat websites. Stand back, and let Nature take its course. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2017 12:06 AM (XUcIQ)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 07:15 PM (SRKgf)

515 There was a Star Trek episode (TOS) based on this movie, the one where the Enterprise is pursuing the Romulan warbird that came over the Neutral zone and attacked Federation outpost asteroids. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Don't follow me! at May 31, 2017 12:12 AM (S6Pax) Balance of Terror.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 07:15 PM (ZgkX8)

516 508 Page Six reporting Scott Pelley is out as anchor on the CBS Evening News. Good. Can't stand that guy. Posted by: Captain Whitebread
And they'll hire Keith Olberman. Because....CBS

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 30, 2017 07:16 PM (pY+s4)

517 Ack. Photoshop mohammed's Obongo's noggin in place of DJT's in that Kathy Griffin photo, and circulate it on radical islamist mainstream Democrat websites. Stand back, and let Nature take its course. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2017 12:06 AM (XUcIQ)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 07:16 PM (SRKgf)

518 Thanks for the warning. Luckily it's in an area that's unfinished storage. But there is a door that he could conceivably pull open.. !!

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 30, 2017 07:17 PM (crbOA)

519 Kimberly has appetites. She can eat, really likes to eat. They had some wing eating contest and she won, beating Beckel. He said she went through those like she goes through her men, chewing 'em up and spitting 'em out. That was the early days, before Bob's two firings. But she does like to eat. They'll have things where they have cake or stuff, for one of 'em's birthday. She can't help herself. When she was first lady of SF, Prince Chuckles and Camilla came and they had some fancy dinner. She was next to Chuckles, and he didn't want his dessert. She said, "if you're not gonna eat that, can I have it?" He said help yourself, and she ate it. I like to think she enjoys a certain type of exercise to burn those calories off. Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May well she may enjoy frequent and enthusiastic romps in the hay but the only exercise she is getting is spanxing, at least two pair every day. she needs to get a trainer if she is going to stay in the leg chair.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:17 PM (cPsPa)

520 Balance of Terror. Posted by: Aetius451AD THAT'S IT!!! Well, it was a lot like the movie "The Enemy Below". And so it goes.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Don't follow me! at May 30, 2017 07:17 PM (S6Pax)

521 508 Page Six reporting Scott Pelley is out as anchor on the CBS Evening News.

Good. Can't stand that guy.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2017 12:13 AM (rJUlF)

++++

I saw that headline too. I was disappointed to read that they didn't completely fire him, just shuffled him over to 60 minutes. I liked the part where they did the deed while he was out of town.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 30, 2017 07:17 PM (R+30W)

522 518. Trash-pandas is bad nooz.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 07:18 PM (TwwWO)

523 Well shit, laptop froze. Thank goodness the transfer completed! Anyway, things is gettin' a bit blurry. Off to bed. Oh, I started a Twitter Twatter. Anyone wants to say hi it's @deezf250. G'night!

Posted by: Metal Robert at May 30, 2017 07:20 PM (mknWS)

524 In the end, it doesn't really matter [/Linkin Park], because I haven't watched any CBS News programs in decades. I just like taking my schadenfreude where I can get it.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 30, 2017 07:20 PM (rJUlF)

525 KG was an assistant DA a while back in SF. She would try to look professional and tone down the sexy. She would wear these librarian glasses. It just made it worse.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 07:20 PM (8O3HH)

526 KG was an assistant DA a while back in SF. She would try to look professional and tone down the sexy. She would wear these librarian glasses. It just made it worse. Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 12:20 AM (8O3HH) ... ... ... Be right back.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 30, 2017 07:21 PM (rJUlF)

527 KG was an assistant DA a while back in SF. She would try to look professional and tone down the sexy. She would wear these librarian glasses. It just made it worse. Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May she is hot and she id funny, she is the best thing on the five, but she needs to hit the gym if she is going to stay competitive.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:22 PM (cPsPa)

528 The original Star Trek had no budget (why they invented transporting) but had many great scripts.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 30, 2017 07:22 PM (pV/54)

529 Photoshop mohammed's Obongo's noggin in place of DJT's in that Kathy Griffin photo, and circulate it on radical islamist mainstream Democrat websites. Stand back, and let Nature take its course. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2017 12:06 AM (XUcIQ) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 12:16 AM (SRKgf) Naw, the Dems would know it's a photoshop, and would just rail at whoever they thought was responsible. Muslims are dumb enough, especially the jihadi types, that at least some would believe she was really posing with a "mo" head.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2017 07:22 PM (XUcIQ)

530 ..... I like to think she enjoys a certain type of exercise to burn those calories off. Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 12:10 AM (8O3HH) Obstacle Courses?

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 30, 2017 07:23 PM (crbOA)

531 Look, Kimberly, you're a very attractive woman, but I've got my angel. We should stay friends - I don't want to break your heart.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 07:23 PM (TwwWO)

532 oops she is funny, not "id". freudian slip.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:23 PM (cPsPa)

533 I like to think she enjoys a certain type of exercise to burn those calories off. Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 12:10 AM (8O3HH) Obstacle Courses? Posted by: Serious Cat at May knocking over food carts

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:24 PM (cPsPa)

534 Here's some KG as Asst. DA photos, from 2001: http://preview.tinyurl.com/y732xjwx See what I mean. Trying to tone down the sexy, but making it worse.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 07:25 PM (8O3HH)

535 524 In the end, it doesn't really matter [/Linkin Park], because I haven't watched any CBS News programs in decades.

I just like taking my schadenfreude where I can get it.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2017 12:20 AM (rJUlF)

++++

Me neither. I used to be a 60 minutes regular back in the day. But, I was already dialing them back when Rathergate hit. That put paid to those sobs in my book.

I wonder if Pelley is getting the axe because he let Cernovich make him look like an idiot.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 30, 2017 07:28 PM (R+30W)

536 Here's some KG as Asst. DA photos, from 2001: http://preview.tinyurl.com/y732xjwx See what I mean. Trying to tone down the sexy, but making it worse. Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May meh, the close up is not her friend.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:28 PM (cPsPa)

537 Also put KG in Google image search. Scroll. There's some good screen shots of her where they captured her at just the right moment on the Five. In one, she looks like she's cupping her girls just perfectly. In another, stuffing her face of course, she's inserting a Twinkie in her mouth. It's a perfect shot making you imagine she's taking something else in her mouth.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 07:28 PM (8O3HH)

538 536. Gotta agree with ya there. But striking, all the same. A solid 1 on the binary scale.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 07:29 PM (TwwWO)

539 may have to dust off the twitter account so I can send pelley the required "suck it"

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:29 PM (cPsPa)

540 [skims article at link] So..KG is..close to my age? Woo!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 30, 2017 07:30 PM (rJUlF)

541 536. Gotta agree with ya there. But striking, all the same. A solid 1 on the binary scale. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May well she is possessed of dsl.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:30 PM (cPsPa)

542 "'Dial-a-yield' is an option on almost all current nuclear weapons. The name give the impression of a continuous selector, but it's really discrete, like 'low', 'medium', 'high'."

The way you can tell that yours truly is not the SECDEF is that the highest setting on the dial-a-yield warheads is not "eleven".

Also, that the new _Gerald R. Ford_ aircraft carrier, with its enormous cost overruns, does not have an equally enormous "WIN button" welded to the side of the island.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 30, 2017 07:31 PM (ujwCG)

543 541. Also true. Past her prime. She's no Maria Bartiromo.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 07:32 PM (TwwWO)

544 Also true. Past her prime. She's no Maria Bartiromo. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:33 PM (cPsPa)

545 Marilyn Monroe's last movie The Misfits is on TCM. Even here at the last she's a truly beautiful woman. Heart-breaking back story. No father. Seriously crazy mom. Succession of foster homes, and sexual abuse.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 30, 2017 07:33 PM (pV/54)

546 542. Heh....I'd make sure every ship in the fleet had nuclear powerplants, but still burned peat and lignite and old tires just to help stave off the impending ice age. Kuznetsov is a crappy ship, but I lurv its carbon footprint.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 07:35 PM (TwwWO)

547 Even here at the last she's a truly beautiful woman. Heart-breaking back story. No father. Seriously crazy mom. Succession of foster homes, and sexual abuse. Posted by: Ignoramus at May yeah nothing makes you drool over a beautiful woman like recounting her history of misery and rape.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:35 PM (cPsPa)

548 544. Sigh.....in her prime, the Money-Honey was really something.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 07:37 PM (TwwWO)

549 So..KG is..close to my age? Woo! Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2017 12:30 AM (rJUlF) Saw "The Five" for the 1st time tonight. Enjoyed the show.

Posted by: tbodie [/I][/b][/u][/s] at May 30, 2017 07:37 PM (wm53o)

550 Heart-breaking back story. No father. Seriously crazy mom. Succession of foster homes, and sexual abuse. Posted by: Ignoramus ------------ And then, she encountered the Kennedys.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2017 07:37 PM (ZO497)

551 544 & 548. Yeah, I like brunettes, and appreciate the soft strength of the female form. So sue me. (And, yeah, my angel is - by her community standards - a bit full-figured, which means she's lean where she needs to be, and full where it does her the most good.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 07:41 PM (TwwWO)

552 547 Even here at the last she's a truly beautiful woman. Heart-breaking back story. No father. Seriously crazy mom. Succession of foster homes, and sexual abuse. Posted by: Ignoramus at May yeah nothing makes you drool over a beautiful woman like recounting her history of misery and rape. Posted by: yankeefifth
Thats basically the back story of every porn actress ever. I try not to think about while I.........not watch it. Because porn is bad,,,,very bad.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 30, 2017 07:41 PM (pY+s4)

553 I measure Ms. Monroe, by the dedication of her Joe DiMaggio. No matter the degree of her troubled life, a Great Man dedicated himself to her, to the very end of his days. That says something for her. And says volumes, for him. Even though he was, in his own ways, as troubled as she. His dedication to her though, was the real thing. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 07:41 PM (v5iqM)

554 Thats basically the back story of every porn actress ever. I try not to think about while I.........not watch it. Because porn is bad,,,,very bad. Posted by: Puddleglum at May everyone has some misery in their history, doesn't mean they have to tell me. not like I did it, to them anyway.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:43 PM (cPsPa)

555 I try not to think about while I.........not watch it. Because porn is bad,,,,very bad. *puffs pipe thoughtfully* *nods knowingly*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2017 07:44 PM (+GtGJ)

556 553 & 554. Both are true.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 07:44 PM (TwwWO)

557 "yeah nothing makes you drool over a beautiful woman like recounting her history of misery and rape." Candle in the Wind. I like looking at her but I know too much about her to think of her as an object. She's especially vulnerable looking in The Misfits.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 30, 2017 07:45 PM (pV/54)

558 Thats basically the back story of every porn actress ever. I try not to think about while I.........not watch it. Because porn is bad,,,,very bad. Posted by: Puddleglum at May you are right though. either enough people abused them and mistreated them that their judgment was skewed enough that porn seemed like a wise choice or that it was a better option than where they were.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:45 PM (cPsPa)

559 Fury Weekend (retrowave) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgvtSBmw8Zw

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 30, 2017 07:47 PM (6FqZa)

560 When I run for president I will be using James Brown's Living in America everywhere. When I am elected I will have it played as I descend from Air Force 1. Most of you are invited to the inauguration after party.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:48 PM (cPsPa)

561 Well, I have to pack up and get my show on the road. Fortunately the road trip is only about 2.5 hours, and I will be able to grab some shut-eye before getting to work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2017 07:48 PM (XUcIQ)

562 night Alberta Oil Peon

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:49 PM (cPsPa)

563 561. Safe driving, good sir.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 07:49 PM (TwwWO)

564 560. Hell - I expect some of Teh Horde at my nuptials. You damned sure better have me at the after-party, Mr. President.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 07:50 PM (TwwWO)

565 Hell - I expect some of Teh Horde at my nuptials. You damned sure better have me at the after-party, Mr. President. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May well, lets stick with more familiar and insulting terms of address which I am accustomed to until this thing comes off.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:52 PM (cPsPa)

566 Candle in the Wind. I like looking at her but I know too much about her to think of her as an object. She's especially vulnerable looking in The Misfits. Posted by: Ignoramus at May 31, 2017 12:45 AM (pV/54) Marilyn never did too much for me. I always preferred the sultry, intelligent brunettes. You know, the ones who got you into real trouble. Also, she always had an air of... innocence? Naivete? Not sure, kind of like she expected to be used. I dunno, kind of a turn off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 07:52 PM (ZgkX8)

567 Amigos y los Amigas y los Horde. Hasta la nite nite, y'all! Jaime' El Sunko Nuevo Amanecer Galveston, Tejas.

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 07:53 PM (v5iqM)

568 kimberly guilfoyle will be dancing naked on the desk in the oval office at the after party. she will be in shape too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:53 PM (cPsPa)

569 ..... In another, stuffing her face of course, she's inserting a Twinkie in her mouth. It's a perfect shot making you imagine she's taking something else in her mouth. Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 31, 2017 12:28 AM (8O3HH) Like what? Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies?

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 30, 2017 07:53 PM (bc+1U)

570 560. When Sun-in-His-Hair, a/k/a the God-Emperor, was running, I suggested this bit of tasteful Serbian turbo-folk for his campaign theme music. https://youtu.be/AoOXyaPVVgI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 07:53 PM (TwwWO)

571 Squatty Potty has evidently decided they do not like the air coming off Kathy Griffin. Fitting. She was shit canned by the shit stool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 07:54 PM (ZgkX8)

572 I'll take her as is. Ain't nothing wrong with that as far as I'm concerned. Of course working out would be nice. I'm picturing in of those tight, oh so tight, little gym outfits. I'd love to see her twerk in on of those.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 07:55 PM (8O3HH)

573 Marilyn projects such soul and innocence that I want to save her.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 30, 2017 07:56 PM (pV/54)

574 Also, she always had an air of... innocence? Naivete? Not sure, kind of like she expected to be used. I dunno, kind of a turn off. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May you mean like if you suggested something disgusting and depraved she would nod, grin, and say "OK!" enthusiastically. when she should say "hell no, get the fuck out of here!"

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:56 PM (cPsPa)

575 a good side-gig?  writing on Steemit.com

get paid in crypotcurrency by other users' "likes"/upvotes (usually a few pennies at a time, I've had higher payouts)

big price surge this month;  I'm cashing out a little of my earning tomorrow. ($500); if the vale holds (,,,if,,,), I'll be making $500/week for 3 months

I'm stevescoins over there if anybody decides to give it a whirl


Posted by: Grad School Fool at May 30, 2017 07:56 PM (swEzU)

576 Squatty Potty has evidently decided they do not like the air coming off Kathy Griffin. Fitting.

She was shit canned by the shit stool.


Poor wittle Kathy got fired?  I hope she can stay calm and not lose her head over this.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2017 07:56 PM (IcT7t)

577 574. Bingo! I think you hit the nail on the head.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 07:57 PM (TwwWO)

578 so griffin is back to the d list escort circuit selling golden showers to somali immigrants? ironic.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 07:57 PM (cPsPa)

579 573 Marilyn projects such soul and innocence that I want to save her. Posted by: Ignoramus at May 31, 2017 12:56 AM (pV/54) Me too. Fell for that a *cough* couple times. Did not end well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 07:59 PM (ZgkX8)

580 575. I do film photography, and - as of late last year - I sell bespoke equestrian accessories to yoga-pants moms for date-night.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 07:59 PM (TwwWO)

581 575. I do film photography, and - as of late last year - I sell bespoke equestrian accessories to yoga-pants moms for date-night. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May heh. no more office porn auditions?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 08:00 PM (cPsPa)

582 When Mitchum made Hell in the Pacific it turned out both he and Mifune were on Saipan. Pretty much ignored the rest of the cast and crew after that and sat drinking together.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 30, 2017 08:02 PM (3hIZX)

583 So there's now a prediction that Theresa May may have committed the biggest, giantest fuckup in the history of UK politics and given away what was the biggest, giantest electoral win in the history of UK politics. Okay, consider much of the above an exaggeration. But what was a slam-dunk is now a near-run thing, and it's absolutely amazing it's fallen to this point.

Posted by: JEM at May 30, 2017 08:02 PM (TppKb)

584 579. There's no man with a soul who hasn't made that mistake. And there's no man with a brain who hasn't wised up.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 08:02 PM (TwwWO)

585 Add up recent comments, and that's why Marilyn was such a sex symbol in her time. Wasn't just hype.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 30, 2017 08:02 PM (pV/54)

586 581. The DA sez I can't do that any more....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 08:03 PM (TwwWO)

587 Has May been trying to fuck up Parliament so she couldn't do a clean Brexit? I mean, sheesh.

Posted by: JEM at May 30, 2017 08:05 PM (TppKb)

588 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2017 08:07 PM (IcT7t)

589 night Blanco Basura

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 08:07 PM (cPsPa)

590 our last resort was always putting clear gelatin in the bowl so it would have time to set overnight. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 12:14 AM (cPsPa) You get the silver nitrate reference, right? Silver nitrate turns skin brown ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2017 08:07 PM (SRKgf)

591 "Kuznetsov is a crappy ship, but I lurv its carbon footprint."

I can't see photos of that vessel underway without wondering, holy cow, what must the engine spaces look like?

Posted by: torquewrench at May 30, 2017 08:09 PM (ujwCG)

592 The DA sez I can't do that any more.... Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May well, the funny thing about the guy that got arrested for doing that is it would be so simple to set it up in a way that was not illegal. sure wrong, but not illegal.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 08:09 PM (cPsPa)

593 You get the silver nitrate reference, right? Silver nitrate turns skin brown ... Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May doesn't it also burn?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 08:10 PM (cPsPa)

594 night

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2017 08:12 PM (cPsPa)

595 Time to power down this computer, and load it in the truck. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2017 08:13 PM (XUcIQ)

596 591. It was supposed to be the Leonid Brezhnev. Its permanently flawed powerplant, and the decision to just roll with it, would have made that name perfect for it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 08:14 PM (TwwWO)

597 Heh, Newhart epsiode, late one. Michael and Stephanie, married, and Stephanie very preggers. Mood swings land her in jail after slapping a security guard at the mall. She's thrown in with two others, also pregnant women, one slapped her mailman, the other slapped her priest. Officer Shifflet (sp?), one hilarious parody of a lawman as them in lockup. There's been a baby boom in town and hormonal pregnant women are running amok.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 30, 2017 08:21 PM (8O3HH)

598 doesn't it also burn? Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2017 01:10 AM (cPsPa) Nope, it doesn't. Kind of has a silvery sheen, but feels just like water on your skin. Definitely would not notice the color difference in the dark, and when you first get it on your skin. You can wash your hands, but you will not get it off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 08:22 PM (ZgkX8)

599 598. Hypo gets the stains out, if memory serves.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 08:23 PM (TwwWO)

600 Kathy Griffin is not real. She expired in 1998 in a freak plastic surgery whiplash accident. "Kathy Griffin" is actually Martin Short in a terrible wig doing an unflattering celebrity impression of Kathy Griffin, to get some extra work earning a little dough for his Star Wars action figure collection.

Posted by: Martin's Brother, Mort at May 30, 2017 08:27 PM (SVttD)

601 600 That's just vicious. Martin is doing this gratis, for his art.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 08:28 PM (TwwWO)

602 >> You can wash your hands, but you will not >> get it off. Tell me about it.

Posted by: Lady MacBeth at May 30, 2017 08:29 PM (8O3HH)

603 600. Residuals from The Three Amigos - one of the 10 best documentary films of all time - and SCTV give him a life of undreamt of, unimaginable, luxury.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 08:32 PM (TwwWO)

604 602. I hear ya, sister. - Lady Asaji, with her creepy eyebrows and squeaking kimono.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 08:34 PM (TwwWO)

605 604, cont'd: ...as she disappears into the gloom and then re-emerges with the jar of sake. Easily the most disturbing scene in all his works.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 08:38 PM (TwwWO)

606 **looks around. Seeing neither campfires nor even tumulae, erects yurts, then heaps up turf to form altars to Tengri and Kek. Annexes empty ONT to Greater Kekistan.**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 08:41 PM (TwwWO)

607 **as Shadilay plays in the background, pours libations of koumiss and gin to Tengri, offers tendys to Kek. Scans youtube and /pol for images of the massive bullfrog mentioned by Widespread Pepe. Raids normie board for sjw reeees, counts his keks, and is content.**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 08:45 PM (TwwWO)

608 Fun fact: Silver Nitrate is used to determine salt content in the food industry. It is also a good reason why having white walls and cabinets in a food lab is a bad idea.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 08:46 PM (ZgkX8)

609 584 579. There's no man with a soul who hasn't made that mistake. And there's no man with a brain who hasn't wised up. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 01:02 AM (TwwWO) *nods to first part* *reads second part, adjusts imaginary tie* Right. Of course. One wises up. *harrumph*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 08:47 PM (ZgkX8)

610 **examines photo of purported Kek avatar bullfrog. Dismisses as fake - no man of woman born can harm Kek, nor stand against Pepe, his messenger. **

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 08:49 PM (TwwWO)

611 Have you guys already covered this? #covfete is trending on twitter because of Trump's latest midnight tweet: "Despite the constant negative press covfete" Coverage? Interrupted by presidenting stuff like the Kabul bombing or something? Or maybe it's Russian, I don't know. Still, it's pretty funny.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 30, 2017 08:49 PM (GzDYP)

612 609. Harrumph, indeed **gazes wistfully into the distance, then looks down, to study the toe of his shoe.** Yes, one wises up.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 08:51 PM (TwwWO)

613 Just saw a clickbait article on WZ: "Tiger Woods top 13 hottest mistresses!"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 08:53 PM (ZgkX8)

614 611. He made bigly great again, so what's a covfete at this point?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 08:53 PM (TwwWO)

615 612 609. Harrumph, indeed **gazes wistfully into the distance, then looks down, to study the toe of his shoe.** Yes, one wises up. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 01:51 AM (TwwWO) *clinks imaginary glass with Palp* We've all had one of those. Hopefully only one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 08:54 PM (ZgkX8)

616 615. **downs his slivo, pour Aetius another**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 08:56 PM (TwwWO)

617 And IF/LCHF devotees here?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 09:03 PM (ZgkX8)

618 And= any

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 09:05 PM (ZgkX8)

619 617. Yo! My dr put me on that diet - improved the congress outta my health.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 09:07 PM (TwwWO)

620 617 & 619. I have carbs once a week - Sunday dinner with the angel-clan. Otherwise, it's proteins, fats, and veg for me. Not an easy way to eat - took me a month to adjust - but worth it. IF - was doing it unintentionally, due to work schedule.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 09:11 PM (TwwWO)

621 Ok, a few questions: 1) When they are talking about doing a five day fast, are they just talking about eating once a day for five days? 2) When fasting, what size meal is the one meal? Moderate? As much as you want, or what?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 09:11 PM (ZgkX8)

622 So on the non fast days you eat whatever? So you do not stay completely LCHF?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 09:12 PM (ZgkX8)

623 621. 1) eating once a day. 2) as much as you want, and as time allows.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 09:13 PM (TwwWO)

624 622. On non-fast days, I'll have rice or noodles with them, but generally find I don't much care for the starches as much as I once did.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 09:14 PM (TwwWO)

625 And the religion of peace strikes again: Massive Car Bomb in Kabul per WZ.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 09:16 PM (ZgkX8)

626 622. Ideally, I'd never touch the stuff, but the occasional indulgence doesn't seem to reverse the benefits. (Full disclosure - on this diet b/c of progressive neurological disorder. But dropped a TON of weight and got lean without becoming weak in about three months.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 09:17 PM (TwwWO)

627 625. Why bomb the krauts? Weren't they surrendering fast enough?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 09:18 PM (TwwWO)

628 627 625. Why bomb the krauts? Weren't they surrendering fast enough? Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 02:18 AM (TwwWO) Surrender without abject conversion does not satisfy them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 09:25 PM (ZgkX8)

629 Sinatra's mother Dolly was killed in plane crash...her plane crashed into the same mountain that would later take Dean Martin Jr's life.

Posted by: Mike at May 30, 2017 09:25 PM (Bgl69)

630 626 Thanks for the answers. Did you notice any adverse reactions when you first started? I am thinking about starting it, but wondering if I should wait for a week long period of being off work that is coming up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 09:26 PM (ZgkX8)

631 628. True. Then again, if they'd convert, they'd get 'two for flinching, ' because nobody likes a coward. Fucking demoniacs......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 09:27 PM (TwwWO)

632 630. Insomnia was pretty rough at first, but passed after less than a week. I'd suggest doing slow substitution, if you can. I went radical with it, and relapsed a few times before I got the hang of it. I used cabbage - because cheap - to sub for my starches, and it helped a lot. Radishes, too, are very helpful.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 09:31 PM (TwwWO)

633 630. Oh, yeah - you need to drink a lot of water. Protein really puts a load on your metabolism, or at least it did with me. My urine was waaaay too dark the first few days, until I added more water to my intake.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 09:33 PM (TwwWO)

634 633 630. Oh, yeah - you need to drink a lot of water. Protein really puts a load on your metabolism, or at least it did with me. My urine was waaaay too dark the first few days, until I added more water to my intake. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 02:33 AM (TwwWO) I already drink a ton of water because of kidney stones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 09:35 PM (ZgkX8)

635 I loathe the term "side hustle". It stinks of the street; it brings to mind a hooker going through your pockets while you're in the motel bathroom washing your junk off.

Posted by: jbspry at May 30, 2017 09:35 PM (IhKmM)

636 630. One more tip - kasha has low net carbs, because it's hard to digest, but still has heap plenty protein. Good stuff, too.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 09:36 PM (TwwWO)

637 This looks like an interesting idea. I do not have that much weight I want to lose (maybe 20 lbs.) However, on my Dad's side there is a lot of Diabetus. I have avoided that one so far(thanks Mom.) My uncles has been doing IF/LCHF and he has lost a ton of weight. Plus, his diabetes and high blood pressure have massively improved.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 09:37 PM (ZgkX8)

638 634. Ahhh....then you might look at drinking water with a bit of lemon juice or vinegar in it. You'll need to keep hydrated - high-protein/high-fat always left me a little dry even when I wasn't thirsty.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 09:38 PM (TwwWO)

639 I'm very sorry. You are on my prayer list. I hope you're looking into seeing a psychiatrist. They are specialists at treating depression and are much better than general practitioners. Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 30, 2017 11:20 PM (nvMvs) Thank you. I've got some meds and a history that is hit or miss with doctors as some are really good while others...not so much. Oddly I work in the field after a fashion helping others who struggle with depression, but 'curing' my own is sadly beyond me.

Posted by: Bete the Deplorable at May 30, 2017 09:40 PM (Ojki1)

640 637. Parkinson's by me. My last doctor damned near killed me & made me consider the final exit, as they call it, with his regimen. My current doctor - older, with decades of experience - has controlled my symptoms on the cheap and improved my overall health with his dietary recommendations. Never been so healthy in all my **ahem** 29 years.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 09:42 PM (TwwWO)

641 639. There is no 'cure.' Depression is the natural response of a rational creature to the absurdity of existence . Management is the best we can hope for.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 09:45 PM (TwwWO)

642 640, That's great to hear. The odd thing about the IF is that I used to do that all the time (20-23 hour fasts) because of work. I actually had to consciously change my eating habits because I had read that having more, smaller meals were better for anyone worried about the diabetus.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 09:45 PM (ZgkX8)

643 635. Seconded. One who hustles is a hustler - a common street-walker at best. The vulgarization of language is appalling and intentional - they would drag us all into the gutter with them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 09:47 PM (TwwWO)

644 642. I allow myself four hours a day for eating, and find - despite the many hours - I eat less than I did otherwise. Honestly, though, my doc's advice is 'eat when you want. Your body knows what it needs and when it needs it.' I work crazy hours in a place where I don't have the time to eat like a normal human being. Ideally, we'd all graze as the Spirit listeth.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 09:51 PM (TwwWO)

645 642. And be careful if there's a family history or any reason to worry about the 'betes. That shit is not to be fucked with.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 09:54 PM (TwwWO)

646 642. I'd suggest you get a glucose meter and track your blood sugar, if you're not already having that monitored. Anything funny or outta whack? See an MD and fuck other concerns - Teh 'Betes can & will kill ya faster than just about anything else.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 09:59 PM (TwwWO)

647 **ends medical advice and watches replay of The Five. Thinks - nay, entertains - impure thoughts about Kimberly Guilfoyle in a threesome with himself & Maria Bartiromo.**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 10:02 PM (TwwWO)

648 c o v f Bernie can still win this t e

Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 30, 2017 10:05 PM (E5jIq)

649 that would look better with proper spacing, of course.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 30, 2017 10:05 PM (E5jIq)

650 KG - too many freckles on her chest....I'd have kept her outta the sun, or at least slathered her with plenty of sunscreen.....just sayin'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 10:12 PM (TwwWO)

651 650. My Denisovian 'nieces, ' to say nothing of my angel, all understand the necessity of avoiding the rays of that noxious orb that scorches the earth and damages their otherwise perfect skin.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 10:19 PM (TwwWO)

652 **having confirmed the ONT is empty, erects yurts for 'nieces' when his Angel and her father, the Colonel, aren't looking. Sows by his angel, then by his central Asian nieces. Kekistan needs children, after all.**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 10:26 PM (TwwWO)

653 Anybody up? I'm actually a little concerned about the POTUS Tweet thing. I looked at his twitter feed and looks like is tweets are generally complete sentences, with, well REAL WORDS, and ending with some sort of punctuation. How come nobody at the WH has noticed the problem in the last 6 hrs, and fixed it? What it really looks like is that he was trying to type "coverage", but "covfete" came out, and nothing more. So either he's having a stroke, or something ELSE pretty serious is distracting people in the WH. Or it could be nothing, somehow. I guess. Somebody who actually follows that feed with regularity tell me how it means nothing.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 30, 2017 10:26 PM (EnK/R)

654 653. You sound concerned.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 10:32 PM (TwwWO)

655 I would not worry too much about it. There was a massive car bomb in Kabul. Could also be all other manner of things going on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 10:33 PM (ZgkX8)

656 653. Tell us how an evil drunkard Carrie-on-prom-night would be less troubling to you and to all true conservatives and/or non-partisan Americans. And what's on-special at fapplebee's, anyway?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 10:35 PM (TwwWO)

657 Google has a whole doodle for a school of ugly architecture. It is like they are caricatures of themselves. Kind of funny. The Brutalism one is going to be imposing, I'd wager.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 10:37 PM (ZgkX8)

658 653. Heh...pathetic, aren't you? Is it the hope of your next fix - or the delusion that Daddy will at long last accept you as you are - that keeps you from self-slaughter? Or is it cowardice? But it can't be that - you're brave, aren't you?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 10:38 PM (TwwWO)

659 658 I seem to remember the nic from before now, Palp. Do not remember him as a concern troll. Could be wrong, of course.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 10:39 PM (ZgkX8)

660 So, not concerned, but a coward, then? No, he's too brave for that passive-aggressive crap, aren't you, Optimizer?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 10:41 PM (TwwWO)

661 659. Xhe xherself said 'concerned, ' - just sayin.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 10:43 PM (TwwWO)

662 Weather is saying that might see the sun later this afternoon, I'll believe it when I see it.

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2017 10:44 PM (Ot7+c)

663 Dana Andrews was there in silver underwear.... Posted by: AshevilleRobert No. Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear. Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes, and passing them used lots of skills.

Posted by: Richard O'Brien at May 30, 2017 10:45 PM (vRcUp)

664 653. You'll never be Melania, nor will you ever be Ivanka. Once you accept that, life will become easier for you.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 10:45 PM (TwwWO)

665 @659 658 I seem to remember the nic from before now, Palp. Do not remember him as a concern troll. Could be wrong, of course. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2017 03:39 AM (ZgkX Just sounds like some sort of nut, to me. I guess it's pretty late for much of anybody to be around. Only one brief mention above, hours earlier. I'm just kind of reminded of how, in WWII, that my mother could tell ahead of any official notice when my father went MIA, because he wrote every day, and suddenly the letters stopped coming.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 30, 2017 10:49 PM (EnK/R)

666 665. So, he was one of Rohm's boys, was he?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 10:51 PM (TwwWO)

667 666. Mark of the Beast - and, well, apple, tree, & etc. No judgment on you, of course. Not your fault, after all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 10:53 PM (TwwWO)

668 665. Seem to recall that postal service between the Fatherland and Argentina was sporadic for a while. Or perhaps that's just the story your mother told you.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 11:00 PM (TwwWO)

669 He dug the canal to irrigate the cotton fields of Kazakhstan, so at least he did some good in this world. That's not nothing, you know.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 11:05 PM (TwwWO)

670 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2017 11:18 PM (Ot7+c)

671 Bing even has a bit on the covfefe. Sounds french. How continental.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 11:18 PM (ZgkX8)

672 658 et sequela seem to have hit a little too close to home. For my indelicacy, I apologize. We're all friends now, aren't we?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 11:18 PM (TwwWO)

673 Morning skip. Seeing it from the wrong end here. I hate long nights.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 11:18 PM (ZgkX8)

674 For some reason, "Bolt on Laser weapons" sounds vaguely dirty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2017 11:20 PM (ZgkX8)

675 674. If it sounded otherwise, we'd question your Horde credentials....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 11:24 PM (TwwWO)

676 669. Or was it Uzbekistan? Either way, Optimizer can take pride in knowing his forebears helped build the Soviet cotton industry. I repeat - that ain't nothing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 30, 2017 11:27 PM (TwwWO)

677 Or is it cowardice? But it can't be that - you're brave, aren't you Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants Optimizer has been commenting for awhile. I'm not sure your response is warranted.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2017 11:34 PM (x2oyq)

678 NY Post 5/31: Stoney The Tiger. That's grrrreat!

Posted by: Dawes Butler at May 31, 2017 12:02 AM (bc2Lc)

679 Good Morning Everyone.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 31, 2017 12:03 AM (d76uN)

680 "covfete" sure is driving people loony in trying to figure out what it means. I'm thinking that's the purpose if it is not some kind of acronym.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 31, 2017 12:10 AM (d76uN)

681 Ahhh, the morning fog and coffee

Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2017 12:18 AM (9TU00)

682 90+ now is the death toll in Kabul. ramadan is in full swing.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 31, 2017 12:20 AM (d76uN)

683 covfefe? I think its great. It reinforces that the tweet channel is unedited raw Donald. It means their will be an entire floor of specialists in Beijing and Moscow analyzing each one.

Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2017 12:22 AM (9TU00)

684 Went over to CTH to see if they had anything new on the "covfete" kerfluffle. Got distracted by all the pics of destruction in Kabul. taliban says they didn't do it but who else would?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 31, 2017 12:31 AM (d76uN)

685 It reinforces that the tweet channel is unedited raw Donald. It means their will be an entire floor of specialists in Beijing and Moscow analyzing each one. Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2017 05:22 AM (9TU00) They'll be an entire political (uni)party of walking, talking dumb fucks analyzing each one, too, not to mention the dumb as Chelsea Clinton talking airheads getting in on the action. Trump is a social media Master Troll par excellence. Not only does Trump play the like a Stradivarius but he also beats them like a poor red-headed stepchild. And they still have not a clue one that he does this.

Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2017 12:35 AM (JCMrJ)

686 taliban says they didn't do it but who else would? Over there, its a long list: 1. ISIS trying to separate themselves from AQ & Taliban 2. AQ trying to stay in the news 3. ISI trying to stir something up 4. Quds Clowns trying to stir something up 5. Haqs, etc. somebody didn't get paid last week 6. Tajiks/Uzbeks/any other ethnic minority getting a bit of revenge 7. Some obscure tribal thing we will never understand

Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2017 12:36 AM (9TU00)

687 taliban says they didn't do it but who else would? Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 31, 2017 05:31 AM (d76uN) False flag. The US did it (of course!) to make the Taliban look bad and to justify their next round of beheadings.

Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2017 12:38 AM (JCMrJ)

688 And they still have not a clue one that he does this. Posted by: RickZ Yep, and they all know they are being played by Ben Rhodes and Brennan in a modern Mockingbird; but, they enjoy it.

Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2017 12:39 AM (9TU00)

689 Jean, Good list mostly except for this. "4. Quds Clowns trying to stir something up " The Iranian Embassy too some very severe damage. Would they target their own people like that? Yeah, I know. Dumb question.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 31, 2017 12:39 AM (d76uN)

690 The Iranian Embassy too some very severe damage. Would they target their own people like that? Yeah, I know. Dumb question. Posted by: Tim in Illinois Given Iranian internal politics ... that fact moves them up the list. Iran is another quivering bowl of political jello. When the iron fist of the revolution falters its gonna be a mess.

Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2017 12:41 AM (9TU00)

691 too...should be took.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 31, 2017 12:42 AM (d76uN)

692 Speaking of jello, when is that special election in GA.

Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2017 12:46 AM (9TU00)

693 taliban says they didn't do it but who else would?

Over there, its a long list:

1. ISIS trying to separate themselves from AQ & Taliban
2. AQ trying to stay in the news
3. ISI trying to stir something up
4. Quds Clowns trying to stir something up
5. Haqs, etc. somebody didn't get paid last week
6. Tajiks/Uzbeks/any other ethnic minority getting a bit of revenge
7. Some obscure tribal thing we will never understand

Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2017 05:36 AM (9TU00)

=============


There's an easy way to simplify that list...

Posted by: JC at May 31, 2017 12:49 AM (3GSgE)

694 The Iranian Embassy too some very severe damage. Would they target their own people like that? Yeah, I know. Dumb question. Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 31, 2017 05:39 AM (d76uN) Yeah, it is a dumb question. Remember how the Iranians used kids as human flails to clear minefields in the Iran-Iraq War? Iran will call those Iranians they killed martyrs with a free ticket to Paradise. Allan is a strange, perverse god, but we all knew that, it's just that the rank and file muzzie doesn't.

Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2017 12:50 AM (JCMrJ)

695 Even the Queen wants to know. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBJC6ykXUAAP0OY.jpg And It's "covfefe" I do beg your pardon.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 31, 2017 12:52 AM (d76uN)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 31, 2017 12:52 AM (mpXpK)

697 I am not awake. Lets try it the correct way. http://preview.tinyurl.com/ycgmvzcg

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 31, 2017 12:57 AM (d76uN)

698 covfefe? I think its great. Leftists couldn't figure out that it most likely meant "coverage" but he got distracted while tweeting?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2017 01:06 AM (qES5k)

699 Allan is a strange, perverse god Bob is a weird one, too. Less child rape, but more self mutilation, go figure.

Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2017 01:12 AM (9TU00)

700 but he got distracted while tweeting? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2017 06:06 AM (qES5k) So you're saying Melania entered the room while he was tweeting? If that's the case, Trump gets a pass on the misspelling. Melania's a distraction worth being distracted by. As an aside, I wonder how long it will be before Pixy recognizes Melania's name without the squiggly red underline? 'Barack' doesn't get the squiggly underline.

Posted by: RickZ at May 31, 2017 01:16 AM (JCMrJ)

701 I don't have a smart phone so I have no clue what the keyboard layout is. How hard would it be to turn "coverage" into "covfefe" ? Not even the same amount of letters.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 31, 2017 01:17 AM (d76uN)

702 Has anyone figured out the secret service name for melania?

Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2017 01:18 AM (9TU00)

703 It's the same area on the keyboard.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at May 31, 2017 01:20 AM (VdICR)

704 It's believable if he was sweeping a squiggly line through letters. It's quick and it works most of the time.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at May 31, 2017 01:22 AM (VdICR)

705 Mornin'

Posted by: wing at May 31, 2017 01:28 AM (Ohl7S)

706 Greetings, ONT'ers. Got my road trip trip done, and I am set up at the rig. sky is just beginning to brighten with dawn here, and I am going to sack out until it's time for me to begin work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2017 01:32 AM (7MWCL)

707 O-hayo gozaimas', bitchez...

Despite all the constant negative press covfefe, at the end of the day we will prevail!

I've read that the "Route 66 Casino" in Albuquerque has already cancelled Kathy Al-Griffin's July gig there -- More cancellations to follow, I'm sure!

Posted by: Zettai Ry%#d14xiki at May 31, 2017 01:39 AM (e9G8E)

708 O-macron fail...

Posted by: Zettai Ry$#d14xiki at May 31, 2017 01:41 AM (e9G8E)

709 O-macron?

Posted by: Zettai Ry&#d14xiki at May 31, 2017 01:42 AM (e9G8E)

710 I need another cup of sustainable, fair-trade coffee!

Posted by: Zettai Ryഔiki at May 31, 2017 01:43 AM (e9G8E)

711 FoxNews says the Lutherans have struck again.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 31, 2017 01:46 AM (fiGNd)

712 Well... Another day of wreaking havoc, breaking hearts, and evading law enforcement lies ahead. Be well all!

Posted by: Zettai Ryōiki at May 31, 2017 01:48 AM (e9G8E)

713 @702 Jean, just hacked into the SS system.....and.... it's..."MUSE" Don't tell anyone...

Posted by: runner at May 31, 2017 01:49 AM (PTHEn)

714 Sup

Posted by: Excelsior 007 at May 31, 2017 01:50 AM (BpvWC)

715 Kellyanne's shoes on the sofa. Two scoops. Non-word in a tweet. I hate the MFM.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 31, 2017 01:55 AM (vRcUp)

716 Wife just said "Check with the Morons. If there isn't a limerick with covfefe yet, ask why not."

So, why not, but mostly, isn't that a word in Peruvian?

Posted by: Stringer Davis[/i][/b] at May 31, 2017 01:55 AM (H5rtT)

717 JJ running late this morning.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 31, 2017 01:57 AM (mpXpK)

718 Noodity

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 01:59 AM (U2rG9)

719 Peruvian for coffee is "vuvuzela"

Posted by: runner at May 31, 2017 01:59 AM (PTHEn)

720 Can One Verify, Federal Executive Fixed Everything?

Posted by: Stringer Davis[/i][/b] at May 31, 2017 02:00 AM (H5rtT)

721 @710 You know, if you just LOVED us Lutherans enough, we'd behave better. Just sayin'. It's your fault.

Posted by: lizabth at May 31, 2017 02:10 AM (vxYzT)

722 Er...@711.

Posted by: lizabth at May 31, 2017 02:10 AM (vxYzT)

723 I'm not awake at night so I'm always late to these things. But anyone who's still reading, and needs a laugh, will be interested in finding out: HOW MUCH PEE IN A POOL WOULD KILL YOU? https://arstechnica.com/science/2014/03/ask-ars-how-much-pee-in-a-pool-would-kill-you/

Posted by: Pat* at May 31, 2017 08:07 AM (qC1ju)

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